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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:03,237 Hey, everybody! 2 00:00:03,238 --> 00:00:04,774 Another great Little Otter 3 00:00:04,775 --> 00:00:08,015 summer is coming to an end, but before it does, 4 00:00:08,016 --> 00:00:10,755 we have two super fun days of competition 5 00:00:10,756 --> 00:00:12,627 at the inter-camp Olympics. 6 00:00:12,628 --> 00:00:15,834 Staff, cabins need to be cleaned out by Friday. 7 00:00:15,835 --> 00:00:17,940 If you don't have a ride home, 8 00:00:17,941 --> 00:00:20,614 check the ride share board. 9 00:00:32,377 --> 00:00:34,882 Don't. It's not over yet. 10 00:00:34,883 --> 00:00:36,349 How is this gonna work? 11 00:00:38,057 --> 00:00:40,061 We're gonna have a great 48 hours... 12 00:00:41,232 --> 00:00:43,704 And then we'll say good-bye... 13 00:00:43,705 --> 00:00:45,742 And then we'll be sad... 14 00:00:45,743 --> 00:00:46,844 But we're gonna keep on living... 15 00:00:48,650 --> 00:00:51,389 And we'll stay in touch using technology... 16 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:53,027 And then on Christmas day, I'm gonna get on a bus 17 00:00:53,028 --> 00:00:56,903 in Virginia and arrive in Florida ten hours later. 18 00:00:56,904 --> 00:00:58,139 You are? - Mm-hmm. 19 00:01:00,714 --> 00:01:01,849 Will your mom mind? 20 00:01:01,850 --> 00:01:02,951 My mom? - Yeah. 21 00:01:02,952 --> 00:01:03,921 She won't even notice. 22 00:01:05,425 --> 00:01:07,864 Cool. 23 00:01:07,865 --> 00:01:10,938 Okay, let's go to this stupid thing. 24 00:01:10,939 --> 00:01:13,979 Come on. 25 00:01:15,885 --> 00:01:18,924 You look like an Olsen twin. Take 'em off. 26 00:01:18,925 --> 00:01:20,963 Here, try these. 27 00:01:26,444 --> 00:01:29,050 Better. Actually... 28 00:01:29,051 --> 00:01:31,423 Much better. - I don't want to go. 29 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,893 Buzz, you have to go. 30 00:01:32,894 --> 00:01:34,396 Camp Olympics, it'll be fun. Guys! 31 00:01:34,397 --> 00:01:36,401 Tell him he has to go. 32 00:01:36,402 --> 00:01:38,139 Yeah, if I have to go, you have to go. 33 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:40,144 Nobody's even talking about the fight. 34 00:01:40,145 --> 00:01:41,380 Ryan's gonna be there. 35 00:01:41,381 --> 00:01:43,318 So? He's not gonna try anything. 36 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:44,788 Why don't you just try to get him fired? 37 00:01:44,789 --> 00:01:46,760 Yeah. - Buzz, don't let him ruin camp. 38 00:01:46,761 --> 00:01:49,300 We'll all be there. Come with us. 39 00:01:49,301 --> 00:01:50,886 There's sheet cake. 40 00:01:53,010 --> 00:01:54,981 I love sheet cake. 41 00:02:02,801 --> 00:02:04,179 That's the spirit! 42 00:02:05,976 --> 00:02:07,378 You're so miserable. 43 00:02:07,379 --> 00:02:08,982 Wow. 44 00:02:11,088 --> 00:02:13,560 So, Cole, we're partners now, right? 45 00:02:13,561 --> 00:02:15,498 Yep. 46 00:02:15,499 --> 00:02:17,537 And the Mack stuff is behind us? 47 00:02:20,679 --> 00:02:22,950 It's behind me. How about you? 48 00:02:22,951 --> 00:02:25,757 Nothing but a distant memory, and I have total recall. 49 00:02:25,758 --> 00:02:27,862 That's how far behind me it is. 50 00:02:27,863 --> 00:02:29,934 Great. - Good. 51 00:02:29,935 --> 00:02:32,675 Dad... - What? What? 52 00:02:32,676 --> 00:02:34,612 Brothers before others. 53 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:37,119 Mates before dates. 54 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,157 To Alaska. - To Alaska. 55 00:02:41,965 --> 00:02:45,205 Otter! Otter! Otter! 56 00:03:00,778 --> 00:03:03,384 Welcome to the opening ceremony 57 00:03:03,385 --> 00:03:06,792 of the inter-camp Olympics. 58 00:03:06,793 --> 00:03:08,997 Yes, welcome everybody. 59 00:03:08,998 --> 00:03:11,905 Now, as we all know, Ridgefield holds a six-year winning streak 60 00:03:11,906 --> 00:03:15,079 over our gracious hosts, Little Otter. 61 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:19,324 Yes, but with two days of events, anything can happen. 62 00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:22,364 And now, our national anthem, 63 00:03:22,365 --> 00:03:26,371 sung by our very own Lou Duchovny! 64 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,064 Come on, it's not that bad. 65 00:03:49,065 --> 00:03:52,739 Oh, please, it's like a cat... Burning to death. 66 00:03:52,740 --> 00:03:54,143 Shh! 67 00:03:57,319 --> 00:03:59,056 Oh, God. - Okay, you know what? 68 00:03:59,057 --> 00:04:00,961 You know what, sweetie? 69 00:04:00,962 --> 00:04:02,431 Just start again. Go from the top. 70 00:04:02,432 --> 00:04:03,968 Yeah? Oh, it's all good. - Okay. 71 00:04:03,969 --> 00:04:05,772 Okay, you're good. - Ugh, yes, more. 72 00:04:05,773 --> 00:04:07,309 Just go from the top. - Keep singing. 73 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,018 Hi. 74 00:04:11,019 --> 00:04:13,792 Hey! What's the matter? 75 00:04:13,793 --> 00:04:15,363 The singing? 76 00:04:15,364 --> 00:04:17,501 What? Oh, no. 77 00:04:17,502 --> 00:04:19,806 There's this... Ridgefield girl 78 00:04:19,807 --> 00:04:22,013 who I just found out we're swimming against in the relay. 79 00:04:22,014 --> 00:04:25,421 I want to beat her so badly her children are losers. 80 00:04:25,422 --> 00:04:28,128 You need anyone? I'll swim a leg. 81 00:04:28,129 --> 00:04:29,966 Really? 82 00:04:29,967 --> 00:04:30,935 That'd be amazing. 83 00:04:30,936 --> 00:04:32,973 Done. 84 00:04:32,974 --> 00:04:35,346 Okay, what's with all the smiles? 85 00:04:35,347 --> 00:04:37,183 I don't know. I feel smile-y. 86 00:04:37,184 --> 00:04:40,826 Where are you going right now? 87 00:04:40,827 --> 00:04:42,430 To the pantry, to get some wine. 88 00:04:45,806 --> 00:04:48,077 I'll help you. 89 00:05:06,424 --> 00:05:09,563 I feel like my ears are being water boarded. 90 00:05:11,837 --> 00:05:13,206 Come to Tuscany with me. 91 00:05:15,246 --> 00:05:17,216 Tuscany? - Yeah. 92 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,355 Sounds good, right? 93 00:05:19,356 --> 00:05:21,193 I've got two weeks before I have to be back at work. 94 00:05:21,194 --> 00:05:22,997 Let's go. 95 00:05:22,998 --> 00:05:25,202 That's the problem with America... 96 00:05:25,203 --> 00:05:27,174 Too much confidence, not enough skill. 97 00:05:27,175 --> 00:05:28,377 Am I right? 98 00:05:28,378 --> 00:05:30,917 Well, look who fell out of his shame spiral. 99 00:05:32,221 --> 00:05:34,225 Hey, back off! - Why are you such a dick? 100 00:05:34,226 --> 00:05:35,628 You still owe me money. - Hey! Come on. 101 00:05:38,069 --> 00:05:40,207 Don't think, say yes. 102 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:42,044 Back off. 103 00:05:42,045 --> 00:05:44,117 What is wrong with you? - Walk away, go. 104 00:05:44,118 --> 00:05:45,419 What's happening? 105 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:46,422 You owe me money. 106 00:05:46,423 --> 00:05:47,525 Back off. - You! 107 00:05:47,526 --> 00:05:48,527 Hey! - What? 108 00:05:48,528 --> 00:05:49,530 Hey! 109 00:05:49,531 --> 00:05:51,367 Hey, it was you, wasn't it? 110 00:05:51,368 --> 00:05:53,439 You're the one that beat up my son! 111 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,575 What are you, 19? 112 00:05:54,576 --> 00:05:55,912 You go around beating up little kids? 113 00:05:55,913 --> 00:05:57,048 What? - Yeah? 114 00:05:57,049 --> 00:05:58,117 I didn't touch him! - Huh? Huh? 115 00:05:58,118 --> 00:05:59,120 Mom, stay out of it! 116 00:05:59,121 --> 00:06:00,222 What are you gonna do, 117 00:06:00,223 --> 00:06:01,425 beat me up, too? - What? No. 118 00:06:01,426 --> 00:06:03,297 Tie me to a tree? You little punk! 119 00:06:03,298 --> 00:06:04,700 Hmm? How's that feel? - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 120 00:06:04,701 --> 00:06:06,104 Whoa, whoa, stop, stop! - How's that feel in front 121 00:06:06,105 --> 00:06:07,240 of all your friends? - Stop, stop! 122 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:09,646 He beat him up and he tied him to a tree. 123 00:06:19,223 --> 00:06:20,910 Camp 1x10- Last Days of Summer SEASON/SERIES FINALE 124 00:06:20,911 --> 00:06:22,829 sync and corrections by Zac - - www.addic7ed.com - 125 00:06:23,586 --> 00:06:26,091 Welcome to day one of the inter-camp Olympics! 126 00:06:34,145 --> 00:06:36,116 We have a full slate of exciting games leading up 127 00:06:36,117 --> 00:06:39,022 to tomorrow's final event, the eliminator! 128 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:41,629 Until then, let the games begin! 129 00:06:41,630 --> 00:06:44,202 What? 130 00:06:52,825 --> 00:06:54,962 Oh! Aah! 131 00:06:54,963 --> 00:06:56,532 Yeah! 132 00:06:58,438 --> 00:07:01,311 You got this, Fyo! - No mercy! 133 00:07:01,312 --> 00:07:04,118 Marina. Mack needs you in the office! 134 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:05,254 Okay, yeah. I'll be right back. 135 00:07:05,255 --> 00:07:06,357 Go! Watch your face! 136 00:07:06,358 --> 00:07:07,927 Go, Fyo! - Come on, come on, come on! 137 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,064 Come on! - Yes! 138 00:07:12,406 --> 00:07:15,479 Hey, Mack, what's up? - Uh... 139 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:19,189 You probably don't remember me, Marina. 140 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:22,497 I'm your aunt, Jeanette. 141 00:07:22,498 --> 00:07:24,001 Oh, my God. My mom? 142 00:07:24,002 --> 00:07:27,309 She's not hurt. - She's in jail. 143 00:07:27,310 --> 00:07:30,984 She was caught carrying drugs for her new boyfriend. 144 00:07:32,455 --> 00:07:34,393 That's impossible. - Since she won't 145 00:07:34,394 --> 00:07:36,498 be able to take care of you, 146 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:38,269 you'll have to come live with me. 147 00:07:38,270 --> 00:07:40,107 What are you... what are you talking about? 148 00:07:40,108 --> 00:07:43,315 It looks like she might be in for a while. 149 00:07:43,316 --> 00:07:46,223 Best hope is for a year. 150 00:07:48,195 --> 00:07:49,497 I don't know what you mean. 151 00:07:49,498 --> 00:07:51,469 I haven't seen you since I was a kid! 152 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:52,906 My mom never talks to you! 153 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:54,576 Mack, I need to speak to my mom. 154 00:07:54,577 --> 00:07:57,016 Okay, we'll call her. 155 00:07:57,017 --> 00:08:00,959 Why don't I get settled in my cabin. 156 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:04,066 It's a lot of news to take in. - Mm-hmm. 157 00:08:09,514 --> 00:08:11,920 We're closed! 158 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:18,903 Hello, Buzz. It's Roger. 159 00:08:18,904 --> 00:08:20,908 This is your cabin. 160 00:08:20,909 --> 00:08:23,515 It's... charming. 161 00:08:23,516 --> 00:08:29,328 Like a Brazilian shanty, all sticky and musty and... 162 00:08:29,363 --> 00:08:32,969 Mm, that smell is, um, what? 163 00:08:34,142 --> 00:08:37,115 Breakfast nachos. - Ah. 164 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:40,691 Would you... care for one? 165 00:08:40,692 --> 00:08:42,462 No, thank you. 166 00:08:42,463 --> 00:08:45,636 Buzz, I just want to be sure that I have all the information 167 00:08:45,637 --> 00:08:47,307 about the incident at bear Mountain. 168 00:08:47,308 --> 00:08:50,415 I have nothing to say. 169 00:08:50,416 --> 00:08:53,355 Look... Ryan is a massive idiot. 170 00:08:53,356 --> 00:08:54,993 He's an angry kid with a stick 171 00:08:54,994 --> 00:08:58,502 treating the world like his pinata. 172 00:08:58,503 --> 00:09:00,673 Do you know what a pinata is, Buzz? 173 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:01,710 It's Spanish. 174 00:09:01,711 --> 00:09:05,018 Papier-mache, filled with treats. 175 00:09:05,019 --> 00:09:06,755 I know what a pinata is. - Good. 176 00:09:06,756 --> 00:09:09,730 Thing is, Buzz, you're a good kid. 177 00:09:09,731 --> 00:09:13,605 These moments, we choose how they define us. 178 00:09:13,606 --> 00:09:15,644 You understand? 179 00:09:18,218 --> 00:09:20,289 Crack a window. 180 00:09:24,534 --> 00:09:27,240 Good! Nice job, Sheila. 181 00:09:27,241 --> 00:09:29,412 Good work. 182 00:09:30,515 --> 00:09:32,385 Remember to really reach. 183 00:09:32,386 --> 00:09:33,455 Let me know if you need to borrow 184 00:09:33,456 --> 00:09:35,727 some floaties for your team. 185 00:09:35,728 --> 00:09:37,799 Let us know if you need to borrow some class. 186 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,372 Hmm. 187 00:09:40,373 --> 00:09:42,712 Hey, where's your trash talk? 188 00:09:42,713 --> 00:09:44,717 We hate her. 189 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,822 Sorry, I was distracted, 190 00:09:46,823 --> 00:09:48,425 thinking about something else. 191 00:09:48,426 --> 00:09:50,264 What happened in the pantry, that was just one of those... 192 00:09:50,265 --> 00:09:52,569 Totally hot. - Yeah, that's fine. 193 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:53,805 This looks very flammable. 194 00:09:53,806 --> 00:09:56,412 Oh, Robbie, Robbie, don't go there. 195 00:09:56,413 --> 00:09:58,751 It's a mistake! - Slow motion car wreck. 196 00:09:58,752 --> 00:10:00,656 Why are we so interested? 197 00:10:00,657 --> 00:10:03,296 Because we have children, and nothing ever happens to us. 198 00:10:03,297 --> 00:10:04,465 Right. 199 00:10:04,466 --> 00:10:06,771 How are you getting to Stanford? 200 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,809 Um, no idea. 201 00:10:08,810 --> 00:10:12,284 What if we carpool? 202 00:10:12,285 --> 00:10:14,624 Yeah? 203 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:16,395 I mean, if that works for you, great. 204 00:10:26,488 --> 00:10:29,794 Okay. Yeah, I promise. 205 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,900 Bye, mom. 206 00:10:31,901 --> 00:10:34,106 I love you, too. 207 00:10:37,849 --> 00:10:39,753 She said my grandma's too sick, 208 00:10:39,754 --> 00:10:42,827 and if I don't go with my aunt Jeanette, 209 00:10:42,828 --> 00:10:46,834 I have to go into foster care, 'cause there's no one else. 210 00:10:47,807 --> 00:10:49,878 I don't even know where Winnipeg is. 211 00:10:49,879 --> 00:10:52,551 Canada. Above North Dakota. 212 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,589 Founded by fur traders. 213 00:10:56,529 --> 00:10:58,166 I don't know anything about her. 214 00:10:58,167 --> 00:10:59,769 She's a total stranger. 215 00:10:59,770 --> 00:11:02,810 I've found most people have good intentions, 216 00:11:02,811 --> 00:11:04,848 if you give them a chance. 217 00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:11,531 It's been a tense day of competition so far, 218 00:11:11,532 --> 00:11:14,906 with Ridgefield carrying a narrow lead. 219 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:16,478 Don't miss the action at the archery range 220 00:11:16,479 --> 00:11:18,950 as our two camp directors face off. 221 00:11:23,964 --> 00:11:26,836 Given any more thought to Tuscany? 222 00:11:26,837 --> 00:11:30,913 Agnolotti. Negronis. 223 00:11:30,914 --> 00:11:32,316 Vespas. 224 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:35,926 Fire that serial killer 225 00:11:35,927 --> 00:11:39,000 who beat up my son, 226 00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:41,205 then maybe we'll talk. 227 00:11:43,479 --> 00:11:45,883 I went to Buzz. He's not talking. 228 00:11:45,884 --> 00:11:47,488 We don't pay our people in acorns like you do. 229 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,626 We have an H.R. Department. - H.R.? 230 00:11:49,627 --> 00:11:52,366 What kind of corporate B.S. Is that, Roger? 231 00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:53,803 There is a right way to handle this. 232 00:11:53,804 --> 00:11:56,911 Oh, what, like humiliating your son in front of both camps? 233 00:11:56,912 --> 00:11:58,950 You love to point the finger, Mack, 234 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:00,018 but you don't want to turn the mirror 235 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,718 back on yourself, do you? 236 00:12:03,963 --> 00:12:05,566 What else was I supposed to do? 237 00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:06,903 He needed my help. 238 00:12:06,904 --> 00:12:09,408 And you don't care about anything except yourself. 239 00:12:09,409 --> 00:12:13,786 You know what? Tuscany, revoked. 240 00:12:13,787 --> 00:12:16,627 Yeah, no Diane Lane "get your groove back" movie for you. 241 00:12:16,628 --> 00:12:17,863 What are you talking about? 242 00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:20,035 I like romantic comedies. 243 00:12:20,036 --> 00:12:21,940 Didn't know that about me, did you, mm-hmm? 244 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:25,947 Oh, it's my loss. My terrible loss. 245 00:12:26,452 --> 00:12:31,381 No, actually, Roger, it's your loss. 246 00:12:33,971 --> 00:12:37,010 Yes! 247 00:12:40,386 --> 00:12:43,962 Hey, I-I brought you some bug spray to spray on the sheets. 248 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,500 Thank you. 249 00:12:47,871 --> 00:12:49,542 I'm sorry about before. 250 00:12:49,543 --> 00:12:51,814 You know, it's just, this is a big change for me. 251 00:12:51,815 --> 00:12:54,955 You don't think it's a big change for me? 252 00:12:54,956 --> 00:12:58,029 You think I have money lying around to feed another mouth? 253 00:12:58,030 --> 00:13:00,335 I can get a job. - Yes, you will. 254 00:13:00,336 --> 00:13:02,641 And you will live by my rules. 255 00:13:02,642 --> 00:13:04,947 I know what kind of girl you are. 256 00:13:04,948 --> 00:13:08,087 You're the spitting image of your mother. 257 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,026 I know all about that naked picture you took. 258 00:13:10,027 --> 00:13:11,997 You don't know a thing about me or my mom. 259 00:13:11,998 --> 00:13:13,534 Believe me, this is the best thing 260 00:13:13,535 --> 00:13:14,937 that could have happened to you. 261 00:13:14,938 --> 00:13:18,947 God knows what you learned being raised by that... 262 00:13:18,948 --> 00:13:21,621 Go ahead. Say it. 263 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:24,629 So I just realized, 264 00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:27,569 we both have presidents' day weekend off. 265 00:13:29,107 --> 00:13:31,044 Whoa, hey. What's up? 266 00:13:31,045 --> 00:13:32,515 Hey, stop! What's the matter? 267 00:13:32,516 --> 00:13:33,751 I have to get out of here! 268 00:13:33,752 --> 00:13:36,124 Why, what's going on? Tell me. 269 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:38,529 My mom's in jail. - What? 270 00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:40,501 Yeah, I have to live with my aunt in Winnipeg, 271 00:13:40,502 --> 00:13:42,005 and she hates me! 272 00:13:42,006 --> 00:13:43,542 She called my mom a slut, 273 00:13:43,543 --> 00:13:45,681 and she said I'm not allowed to use the Internet, 274 00:13:45,682 --> 00:13:47,051 or have friends over, 275 00:13:47,052 --> 00:13:49,022 which means I'll never be able to see you! 276 00:13:49,023 --> 00:13:50,159 That's why I have to get out of here. 277 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,097 What do you mean, like run away? 278 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:54,402 Now, by yourself? - Yes! 279 00:13:54,403 --> 00:13:56,141 You know, I can't live with her, and I can't count on my mom! 280 00:13:56,142 --> 00:13:58,981 I don't have anyone! - Yeah, you do. 281 00:14:00,887 --> 00:14:03,893 I'll go with you. Tonight, let's go together. 282 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:17,228 Listen, guys, there are two types of people in this world. 283 00:14:17,229 --> 00:14:20,135 You're either a stick, or you're a pinata. 284 00:14:20,136 --> 00:14:21,773 You guys, don't listen to him. 285 00:14:21,774 --> 00:14:24,245 You can be anything you want to be, like... 286 00:14:24,246 --> 00:14:26,718 Like a pediatric neurosurgeon, 287 00:14:26,719 --> 00:14:28,489 or the editor of The New Yorker, 288 00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:30,494 or the first female, Asian president. 289 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,666 Talula! Stop! 290 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,771 We don't hit people. 291 00:14:34,772 --> 00:14:36,141 It's okay. 292 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,113 She's just illustrating my point. 293 00:14:38,114 --> 00:14:40,720 She's a stick, and I'm a pinata. 294 00:14:42,558 --> 00:14:43,961 Ah, Grace, 295 00:14:43,962 --> 00:14:46,735 could you take the kids outside for a minute please, hon? 296 00:14:46,736 --> 00:14:49,675 Stay where you are. I'm leaving. 297 00:14:55,223 --> 00:14:57,762 I messed up last night. I lost my temper. 298 00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,633 You'll understand when you have kids. 299 00:14:59,634 --> 00:15:00,735 Pretty sure no one is gonna have kids 300 00:15:00,736 --> 00:15:02,140 with me after last night. 301 00:15:02,141 --> 00:15:03,510 Look, you've got to tell Roger 302 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,013 that it was Ryan who beat you up. 303 00:15:05,014 --> 00:15:07,285 Can you just stay out of it, please? 304 00:15:07,286 --> 00:15:09,892 You think it's uncool to tell on him, is that what this is? 305 00:15:09,893 --> 00:15:11,663 Mom, it's not your fight, drop it! 306 00:15:11,664 --> 00:15:13,802 You're making it so much worse. 307 00:15:13,803 --> 00:15:15,707 I just want the summer to be over. 308 00:15:17,713 --> 00:15:20,250 Okay. 309 00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:21,722 So, once we pull our camp paychecks, 310 00:15:21,723 --> 00:15:25,697 we'll have $2.124. after taxes. 311 00:15:25,698 --> 00:15:27,068 On your marks! 312 00:15:27,069 --> 00:15:28,805 We can go anywhere! 313 00:15:28,806 --> 00:15:30,710 Well, I have a cousin in San Francisco... 314 00:15:30,711 --> 00:15:32,582 Oh! Or San Diego. 315 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,784 Yeah. - One of the two. 316 00:15:33,785 --> 00:15:34,887 I love California. 317 00:15:34,888 --> 00:15:36,124 I'll get a job waiting tables. 318 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,895 We'll save up, get our own place. 319 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,031 With, like, a little garden. 320 00:15:39,032 --> 00:15:40,668 We can grow vegetables and stuff. 321 00:15:40,669 --> 00:15:42,005 Yes! - And then I'll get my license. 322 00:15:42,006 --> 00:15:43,074 Uhhuh. - You know what I mean? 323 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,879 Like, and then... 324 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,318 That's a win for Ridgefield! - Whoo! 325 00:15:47,319 --> 00:15:50,626 Buzz is really mad at me. 326 00:15:50,627 --> 00:15:52,230 Were you beat up as a kid? 327 00:15:52,231 --> 00:15:54,937 Yeah, all the time. I've got two older brothers. 328 00:15:54,938 --> 00:15:56,909 Can't keep fighting his battles for him, Mack. 329 00:15:56,910 --> 00:15:58,980 Yeah. 330 00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:03,759 What am I gonna do without you? 331 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,834 I'm not dying. I'm just not gonna be here. 332 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,704 You'll figure it out. 333 00:16:08,705 --> 00:16:12,280 I'll see you at the thing. Don't tell Roger I was here. 334 00:16:14,353 --> 00:16:16,357 Both: Mmm... - Ladies. 335 00:16:16,358 --> 00:16:17,961 Our new house cocktail. 336 00:16:17,962 --> 00:16:19,030 Ohh! - Thank you. 337 00:16:19,031 --> 00:16:20,299 Wow, what's in it? 338 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,871 Well, we start with a generous base of gin... 339 00:16:21,872 --> 00:16:24,076 Then we add two more splashes of gin, 340 00:16:24,077 --> 00:16:27,184 and then we strain it all into a chilled glass filled with gin. 341 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,024 We call it, "the decathlon." - Mm. 342 00:16:30,025 --> 00:16:31,127 It will mess you up ten different ways. 343 00:16:31,128 --> 00:16:32,263 Oh, yeah. - Mm! 344 00:16:32,264 --> 00:16:34,301 Whew! We may have over-bought on gin. 345 00:16:39,849 --> 00:16:42,087 Okay, seriously, what is going on with you and Roger? 346 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,727 He invited me to go to Tuscany with him. 347 00:16:44,728 --> 00:16:46,031 Do it. - But then we had a fight, 348 00:16:46,032 --> 00:16:48,904 so he revoked the offer. 349 00:16:48,905 --> 00:16:50,241 Tuscany. - Mm-hmm. 350 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,778 Whatever you did, take it back. 351 00:16:51,779 --> 00:16:53,248 Come on, what else does a rich, hot guy 352 00:16:53,249 --> 00:16:54,686 with an accent have to do? 353 00:16:54,687 --> 00:16:55,988 I don't know, but he hasn't done it yet. 354 00:16:55,989 --> 00:16:57,993 I need tonic. 355 00:16:57,994 --> 00:16:59,464 I think I know what's going on. 356 00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:01,436 Both: What? 357 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,006 Someone's having second thoughts about 358 00:17:03,007 --> 00:17:04,978 Mr. "well, he's too young for me" over there. 359 00:17:04,979 --> 00:17:06,147 What? - Mm-hmm. 360 00:17:06,148 --> 00:17:07,484 Cole went and got jobbed up at Ridgefield, 361 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,954 and now, suddenly, he's looking 362 00:17:08,955 --> 00:17:09,856 like the better option. - Mm. 363 00:17:09,857 --> 00:17:11,026 No, come on, guys. 364 00:17:11,027 --> 00:17:13,833 It was never gonna work out with Cole. 365 00:17:25,764 --> 00:17:27,801 Okay, now we're in business. 366 00:17:34,084 --> 00:17:35,921 How many pills do you take? 367 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:39,028 The little white ones in the morning, 368 00:17:39,029 --> 00:17:41,969 the big white ones three times a day, 369 00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:44,141 the little blue ones just before bed, 370 00:17:44,142 --> 00:17:47,817 and the yellow ones as needed for nausea. 371 00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,888 Do you get nauseous a lot? 372 00:17:49,889 --> 00:17:52,896 Well, only if I don't take my trusty yellows. 373 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:55,770 Do you have enough pills to last? 374 00:17:55,771 --> 00:17:58,811 Yeah, my... my dad just sent me some new ones, 375 00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:02,220 so I'm pretty good for a while. 376 00:18:07,501 --> 00:18:09,070 What? 377 00:18:11,844 --> 00:18:14,918 Y-you can't run away with me, Kip. 378 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,187 What? 379 00:18:16,188 --> 00:18:18,092 I'm strong. I'm fine. - No, I know you are. 380 00:18:18,093 --> 00:18:19,328 No, you don't. 381 00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:20,832 You just saw my pills and said I can't go! 382 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,005 No. You think I'm weak. 383 00:18:23,006 --> 00:18:24,207 No, listen to what I'm saying! 384 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,045 I care about what happens to you! 385 00:18:26,046 --> 00:18:27,015 I'm not letting you go alone, okay? 386 00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:29,822 Just stop. 387 00:18:29,823 --> 00:18:31,860 Stop. 388 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:40,882 I love you. 389 00:18:40,883 --> 00:18:43,455 I'm not gonna go anywhere. 390 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:47,462 Maybe this whole... this whole idea is crazy. 391 00:18:48,068 --> 00:18:49,303 Okay? 392 00:18:51,075 --> 00:18:54,415 When am I even gonna see you again? 393 00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:58,422 Can we not think about it tonight and just be right here? 394 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:03,104 You and me. 395 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,381 Okay. 396 00:19:16,203 --> 00:19:20,209 So, has it... has it always been just you and your mom? 397 00:19:22,218 --> 00:19:24,189 Yeah, you know, but I've always wanted 398 00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:25,459 a cool older sister. 399 00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:28,667 You know, the kind that introduces you to new music, 400 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,274 or sneaks you into concerts, 401 00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:32,911 or hooks you up with a fake I.D. 402 00:19:32,912 --> 00:19:34,147 Fake I.D.? 403 00:19:35,418 --> 00:19:38,124 So you could vote? - Obviously. 404 00:19:40,197 --> 00:19:42,936 Okay, serious question now. - Mm-hmm. 405 00:19:42,937 --> 00:19:45,476 Would you rather lose your hand, 406 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:48,383 or have to wear a parrot on your shoulder 407 00:19:48,384 --> 00:19:49,619 for the rest of your life? 408 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,023 Hand. - Really? 409 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:54,598 For sure, yeah. - No, I-I'd go parrot. 410 00:19:54,599 --> 00:19:56,169 I knew I was sick the second time 411 00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:59,209 when I heard my dad crying in the next room. 412 00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:01,205 I felt so bad for him. 413 00:20:03,154 --> 00:20:07,096 What did you do? 414 00:20:07,097 --> 00:20:10,304 I made a bunch of noise before I walked in, 415 00:20:10,305 --> 00:20:13,646 so he could pull himself together. 416 00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:16,987 If you had to pick a period of time to live in... 417 00:20:16,988 --> 00:20:20,994 The renaissance, wild west, roaring '20s... 418 00:20:22,268 --> 00:20:25,308 What would you choose? 419 00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:26,511 Right now. 420 00:20:32,326 --> 00:20:34,998 Hey, Cole, have a drink. 421 00:20:34,999 --> 00:20:36,401 Ah, no, I'm okay, thanks. 422 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,041 Take the drink, and listen to my words. 423 00:20:39,042 --> 00:20:42,316 Roger asked Mack to go to Tuscany. 424 00:20:42,317 --> 00:20:44,221 Roger told me he was over her. 425 00:20:44,222 --> 00:20:45,525 He's a liar! 426 00:20:45,526 --> 00:20:48,198 Put on a tool belt, and take your shirt off! 427 00:20:48,199 --> 00:20:50,036 Is there something around here you want me 428 00:20:50,037 --> 00:20:52,208 to break for you to fix, huh? 429 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,478 You want me to smash this chair? 430 00:20:53,479 --> 00:20:54,513 Look, I will break this chair right now. 431 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:55,817 Just say the word. - Whoa, whoa. 432 00:20:55,818 --> 00:20:58,356 Say the word, and I... - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 433 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,696 Someone is ready for bed. 434 00:21:00,697 --> 00:21:03,436 Good night, Cole. - Oh, I-I apologize. 435 00:21:03,437 --> 00:21:06,710 That's okay. 436 00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:17,270 Now, hear me out. 437 00:21:17,271 --> 00:21:21,080 Instead of shuttles from the airport... 438 00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:23,352 Dog sleds. 439 00:21:23,353 --> 00:21:26,393 Ridgefield, Alaska. Boom! 440 00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:31,238 No good? 441 00:21:31,239 --> 00:21:32,375 You're right. 442 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:35,148 Peta would be all over us. 443 00:21:35,149 --> 00:21:38,823 Ohh! - I know about Tuscany! 444 00:21:41,264 --> 00:21:43,535 Oh. 445 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,307 Bunny! 446 00:21:46,577 --> 00:21:48,648 Uhh! - Hold on, hold on! 447 00:22:00,411 --> 00:22:01,880 You're a dick! You know that? 448 00:22:01,881 --> 00:22:04,387 I wanted this! I wanted Alaska. 449 00:22:04,388 --> 00:22:06,559 What happened to "brothers before others"? 450 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,430 Well, I'm sorry. 451 00:22:08,431 --> 00:22:10,635 We were laughing and making fun of a little kid. 452 00:22:10,636 --> 00:22:11,672 I got carried away in the moment. 453 00:22:11,673 --> 00:22:12,741 You would have done the same. 454 00:22:12,742 --> 00:22:14,880 No, I wouldn't. 455 00:22:17,153 --> 00:22:21,159 Oh, of course not! 'Cause you're Saint Cole! 456 00:22:21,363 --> 00:22:25,272 Patron Saint of cleaning toilets and giving up! 457 00:22:25,273 --> 00:22:27,511 You know what? Good luck in Alaska. 458 00:22:29,283 --> 00:22:31,922 Come back here. - I quit! 459 00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:36,467 Well, you can't quit, because I'm firing you! 460 00:22:36,468 --> 00:22:38,505 You're fired, Cole! - I quit! 461 00:22:49,302 --> 00:22:51,340 Get up. 462 00:22:53,412 --> 00:22:55,148 Ii can explain this. 463 00:22:55,149 --> 00:22:56,987 Hey! 464 00:22:56,988 --> 00:22:59,025 What did I say? What did I say! 465 00:22:59,026 --> 00:23:00,128 Hey! - You're just like your mother! 466 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,465 Don't talk to her like that! 467 00:23:06,311 --> 00:23:08,014 Oh, my God. 468 00:23:08,015 --> 00:23:10,019 I'm so sorry. Marina... 469 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:11,490 Aah! - Stop! Stop! 470 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:14,230 Aah! - Stop! Stop spraying that! 471 00:23:14,231 --> 00:23:16,000 That boy assaulted me. 472 00:23:16,001 --> 00:23:17,237 She's lying! - She's completely insane! 473 00:23:17,238 --> 00:23:18,774 Okay, guys, can I please speak to Jeanette alone? 474 00:23:18,775 --> 00:23:20,177 This isn't right. Marina didn't do anything wrong. 475 00:23:20,178 --> 00:23:23,318 Kip... let me handle it, please. 476 00:23:27,329 --> 00:23:28,899 Please, sit down. 477 00:23:32,075 --> 00:23:33,812 Look... 478 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:36,452 I know you haven't seen Marina for a long time, 479 00:23:36,453 --> 00:23:39,092 but she's a truly wonderful girl. 480 00:23:39,093 --> 00:23:41,062 I wanted you to hear that in case 481 00:23:41,063 --> 00:23:42,800 you have another opinion. 482 00:23:42,801 --> 00:23:45,307 I thank you for your input. 483 00:23:45,308 --> 00:23:47,212 We'll be leaving tonight. 484 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:57,403 That's so cute. 485 00:23:57,404 --> 00:23:59,308 Hey, guys! 486 00:23:59,309 --> 00:24:01,413 I just realized, you're that Robbie. 487 00:24:01,414 --> 00:24:03,385 Wow, Sarah, he's really hot. 488 00:24:03,386 --> 00:24:04,989 How could you have cheated on him? 489 00:24:04,990 --> 00:24:06,125 Shut up, Kendra. 490 00:24:06,126 --> 00:24:08,063 I'm just saying, I wouldn't have. 491 00:24:08,064 --> 00:24:09,467 I can't believe he forgave you! 492 00:24:09,468 --> 00:24:11,839 You must have him wrapped around your finger, I guess. 493 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,597 Anyway, good luck. 494 00:24:15,415 --> 00:24:17,954 Hey, I'm sorry. 495 00:24:17,955 --> 00:24:19,457 You okay? - Yeah, I just didn't realize 496 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,229 everyone at the whole lake knew about it. 497 00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:23,401 Swimmers, take your marks! 498 00:24:23,402 --> 00:24:26,107 Come on, Robbie. 499 00:24:32,224 --> 00:24:34,529 Go, go, go! - Go, Robbie! 500 00:24:39,408 --> 00:24:40,644 Come on, you're next! - Okay, okay! 501 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,549 Goggles! 502 00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:44,454 Okay, go, go, go! 503 00:24:44,455 --> 00:24:46,324 Good, Kathleen! Awesome! 504 00:24:46,325 --> 00:24:47,394 Go, Robbie! 505 00:24:47,395 --> 00:24:49,466 Yeah, Robbie! 506 00:24:53,477 --> 00:24:55,314 Hey, did you use my towel? 507 00:24:55,315 --> 00:24:57,018 Oh, yeah, here. Sorry, use mine. 508 00:24:57,019 --> 00:24:58,354 I don't want to use your towel. 509 00:24:58,355 --> 00:25:00,526 What? You're mad because I used your towel? 510 00:25:00,527 --> 00:25:02,899 I'm just saying, don't use it. 511 00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:04,671 Todd! Go! - They're fighting! 512 00:25:04,672 --> 00:25:07,209 Tell me what happens! 513 00:25:07,210 --> 00:25:09,549 Don't use your towel, that's all you're saying? 514 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,487 Yeah. 515 00:25:20,544 --> 00:25:22,314 What are you laughing at? 516 00:25:22,315 --> 00:25:24,386 Totally not laughing. 517 00:25:52,456 --> 00:25:54,193 Come on, you can do it! 518 00:25:56,099 --> 00:25:57,768 You did it! Yeah! 519 00:26:04,386 --> 00:26:06,290 You lost! 520 00:26:15,714 --> 00:26:18,520 Congratulations. You won. 521 00:26:18,521 --> 00:26:21,360 You're still mad at me. - No, I'm not. 522 00:26:21,361 --> 00:26:24,100 Yes, you are. - No, I'm not! 523 00:26:25,204 --> 00:26:27,342 See? I'm totally fine. 524 00:26:39,106 --> 00:26:40,642 Hey, Buzz! Come cheer for me. 525 00:26:40,643 --> 00:26:42,787 I don't really feel like it. Sorry. 526 00:26:44,653 --> 00:26:46,456 Buzz Granger! 527 00:26:46,457 --> 00:26:49,597 You are the most selfish, myopic, infuriating 528 00:26:49,598 --> 00:26:50,700 boy I've ever met! 529 00:26:50,701 --> 00:26:52,672 I am going through something! 530 00:26:52,673 --> 00:26:54,543 Do you still have your arms and legs? 531 00:26:54,544 --> 00:26:57,550 Are you in Iraq being chased down by a drone? 532 00:26:57,551 --> 00:27:00,858 You live in a postcard, and there is a cute, 533 00:27:00,859 --> 00:27:04,635 high-achieving girl who's doing her very best to be nice to you! 534 00:27:04,636 --> 00:27:06,639 We only have 24 hours left, 535 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,544 and I'm trying to spend them with you, 536 00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:10,616 because for reasons that I don't fully understand, 537 00:27:10,617 --> 00:27:13,089 I like you! 538 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:15,127 Like, like like you. 539 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:22,178 Now... give me a kiss for luck. 540 00:27:23,783 --> 00:27:25,787 God! Do I have to do everything? 541 00:27:34,410 --> 00:27:36,146 All right, now for the event 542 00:27:36,147 --> 00:27:39,822 that epitomizes all things American... 543 00:27:39,823 --> 00:27:41,526 It's a hot dog eating contest! 544 00:27:41,527 --> 00:27:43,497 Boo! 545 00:27:43,498 --> 00:27:45,737 Introducing your reigning champion, from Ridgefield. 546 00:27:45,738 --> 00:27:49,346 Give it up for olaf "the ogre" Pittman. 547 00:27:54,192 --> 00:27:58,434 And his challenger, from Camp Little Otter... 548 00:27:58,435 --> 00:28:00,674 Grace Fife. 549 00:28:05,487 --> 00:28:07,557 Each contestant has 20 hot dogs. 550 00:28:07,558 --> 00:28:08,827 They will have exactly... 551 00:28:08,828 --> 00:28:10,498 What's happening? 552 00:28:10,499 --> 00:28:13,539 Grace kissed me, and now she's in the hot dog eating contest. 553 00:28:13,540 --> 00:28:14,742 What about you? 554 00:28:14,743 --> 00:28:15,911 Oh, Marina's mom is going to jail, 555 00:28:15,912 --> 00:28:17,849 and I'll probably never see her again. 556 00:28:17,850 --> 00:28:19,954 But, uh, good job with Grace, man. 557 00:28:19,955 --> 00:28:21,391 Thanks. Bummer about Marina. 558 00:28:21,392 --> 00:28:23,798 All right, let's count them in together. 559 00:28:23,799 --> 00:28:26,906 All: On your marks, get set, eat! 560 00:28:38,267 --> 00:28:40,773 Ah, that's disgusting. 561 00:28:40,774 --> 00:28:42,377 She's beautiful. 562 00:28:46,455 --> 00:28:48,325 Did I miss anything? 563 00:28:48,326 --> 00:28:50,531 Only the greatest thing our daughter's ever done! 564 00:28:52,770 --> 00:28:54,508 If Grace wins this, 565 00:28:54,509 --> 00:28:56,579 Little Otter will tie with Ridgefield. 566 00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:58,718 We have a chance to win it all. 567 00:28:58,719 --> 00:29:00,856 We? 568 00:29:00,857 --> 00:29:02,460 What about Ridgefield? 569 00:29:02,461 --> 00:29:03,998 Come on, Grace! - Oh, yeah. 570 00:29:03,999 --> 00:29:05,902 Alaska is not gonna work out. 571 00:29:05,903 --> 00:29:07,272 I don't really want to talk about it. 572 00:29:07,273 --> 00:29:08,776 Okay. - Come on, Grace! 573 00:29:08,777 --> 00:29:10,881 And Little Otter has a decisive lead over Richfield. 574 00:29:10,882 --> 00:29:13,320 You really think we have a chance of winning? 575 00:29:13,321 --> 00:29:15,593 Yeah. - Come on, Grace! 576 00:29:15,594 --> 00:29:18,834 Go, Grace! Murder that dog! 577 00:29:18,835 --> 00:29:20,973 It's too late, they've already been murdered! 578 00:29:20,974 --> 00:29:22,978 With only five seconds left on the clock, 579 00:29:22,979 --> 00:29:26,985 five, four, three, two, one. 580 00:29:28,459 --> 00:29:32,335 Your winner, Grace, from Little Otter! 581 00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:34,907 Yeah! 582 00:29:34,908 --> 00:29:36,511 Yeah! - Yes! 583 00:29:38,684 --> 00:29:41,590 It's okay. It's okay. 584 00:29:41,591 --> 00:29:42,727 We did it! - We did it! 585 00:29:42,728 --> 00:29:43,997 Whoo! 586 00:29:45,368 --> 00:29:48,642 Yes! Yes! 587 00:29:48,643 --> 00:29:50,880 Whoo! Yeah, Grace! 588 00:29:50,881 --> 00:29:54,857 Suck it, Ridgefield! In your face! 589 00:29:54,858 --> 00:29:56,561 Ooh, sorry. 590 00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:57,597 You see that? 591 00:29:57,598 --> 00:29:58,700 I didn't have to do anything. 592 00:29:58,701 --> 00:30:00,571 He's my bitch. 593 00:30:00,572 --> 00:30:04,915 I'm not your bitch, and I'm not afraid of you. 594 00:30:04,916 --> 00:30:07,020 You know what? I'll see you in the eliminator. 595 00:30:07,021 --> 00:30:08,992 How about that? - Oh, no. 596 00:30:08,993 --> 00:30:10,997 What am I gonna do? Oh, wait. 597 00:30:10,998 --> 00:30:13,035 Kick your ass! 598 00:30:17,581 --> 00:30:19,050 What did I just do? 599 00:30:21,128 --> 00:30:25,402 And so, ladies and gentlemen, our final event... 600 00:30:25,403 --> 00:30:26,538 The eliminator. 601 00:30:28,879 --> 00:30:33,388 Representing Ridgefield, it's Ryan Fager! 602 00:30:36,631 --> 00:30:40,005 Boo! Boo! 603 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:43,982 And, for Little Otter, it's... 604 00:30:43,983 --> 00:30:46,822 No. No. No, wait. - It was his idea. 605 00:30:46,823 --> 00:30:47,958 Roger, he doesn't know what he's doing. 606 00:30:47,959 --> 00:30:49,027 Mack... - Take him off! 607 00:30:49,028 --> 00:30:52,503 Let him do this. He'll be fine. 608 00:30:56,113 --> 00:31:00,119 And representing Little Otter in the eliminator... 609 00:31:02,663 --> 00:31:04,934 Is Buzz Granger! 610 00:31:04,935 --> 00:31:07,039 Can someone explain the eliminator to me? 611 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,980 How bad are we talking? They pick three random events. 612 00:31:09,981 --> 00:31:13,221 Usually it's athletic stuff, rope climb, shot put, hurdles. 613 00:31:13,222 --> 00:31:15,527 So it's pretty bad. - Yeah. 614 00:31:15,528 --> 00:31:19,534 First event of the eliminator is... 615 00:31:21,141 --> 00:31:23,547 Dizzy bat. - Dizzy what? 616 00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:25,084 One of our most dangerous events. 617 00:31:27,056 --> 00:31:28,626 Did he just say, "dizzy bat"? 618 00:31:28,627 --> 00:31:33,104 I'm the best at dizzy bat. - Second event is... 619 00:31:33,105 --> 00:31:35,476 Teacup balance, one of my personal favorites. 620 00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:37,815 Teacup balance. - No way. 621 00:31:37,816 --> 00:31:39,854 I've been doing the teacup balance since I was a kid. 622 00:31:43,030 --> 00:31:46,036 Third event is... 623 00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:47,707 The one-legged hop! 624 00:31:47,708 --> 00:31:50,747 One legged hop? My preferred method of standing. 625 00:31:50,748 --> 00:31:52,819 And in keeping with tradition, our final 626 00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:54,256 event of the eliminator will be 627 00:31:54,257 --> 00:31:56,629 a one-mile sprint through the woods. 628 00:31:56,630 --> 00:31:58,934 Best of luck to both our competitors! 629 00:31:58,935 --> 00:32:01,073 All: Otter! Otter! Otter! - Buzz... 630 00:32:01,074 --> 00:32:02,911 That's three events in your favor. 631 00:32:02,912 --> 00:32:04,147 You could have a huge lead. 632 00:32:04,148 --> 00:32:07,121 Take your marks! Runners, set! 633 00:32:15,075 --> 00:32:16,077 And they're off! 634 00:32:16,078 --> 00:32:19,151 Oh! Roger! 635 00:32:19,152 --> 00:32:21,657 First event is the dizzy bat. 636 00:32:21,658 --> 00:32:24,631 Go, Buzz! - Go, Buzz! 637 00:32:28,675 --> 00:32:31,849 Oh, down goes Ryan. 638 00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:34,021 Next, Buzz has to balance the teacup stack 639 00:32:34,022 --> 00:32:35,124 as he's making his way through 640 00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:37,029 a difficult obstacle course. 641 00:32:45,652 --> 00:32:46,920 Whoa! 642 00:32:48,257 --> 00:32:50,796 Buzz! - And look at Buzz go! 643 00:32:50,797 --> 00:32:52,166 He's so Graceful. 644 00:32:52,167 --> 00:32:54,271 Come on, Buzz! Come on! 645 00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:55,943 Run, Buzz! 646 00:32:57,247 --> 00:32:59,953 Back with Ryan... he sure is in terrible teacup trouble. 647 00:32:59,954 --> 00:33:03,160 Go, Little Otter! 648 00:33:03,161 --> 00:33:05,901 And with no trouble at all, Buzz completes the third event, 649 00:33:05,902 --> 00:33:08,708 and now all that's left between Buzz and Little Otter victory 650 00:33:08,709 --> 00:33:10,646 is a one-mile run through the woods. 651 00:33:10,647 --> 00:33:13,252 Here comes Ryan. 652 00:33:13,253 --> 00:33:14,255 Trouble again... 653 00:33:14,256 --> 00:33:17,095 As Ryan is now coming on strong. 654 00:33:44,096 --> 00:33:45,900 I hope your mom gets all excited again! 655 00:33:45,901 --> 00:33:47,136 It was kind of hot. 656 00:33:47,137 --> 00:33:49,208 Maybe I'll hit that when Roger's done. 657 00:33:53,319 --> 00:33:56,092 Unh! Get off me! Get off me! 658 00:33:56,093 --> 00:33:57,262 Say one more thing about my mom! 659 00:33:57,263 --> 00:34:00,135 She... she... she has huge boobs! 660 00:34:06,118 --> 00:34:08,022 Buzz should be back by now. 661 00:34:08,023 --> 00:34:09,292 Sheila, something's gone wrong. 662 00:34:09,293 --> 00:34:11,029 We should go look. - Just-just wait, just wait. 663 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:16,275 It's him. 664 00:34:16,276 --> 00:34:18,514 It's Buzz. 665 00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:20,285 Go, Buzz! - Go, Buzz! 666 00:34:20,286 --> 00:34:23,192 Come on, buddy! 667 00:34:23,193 --> 00:34:25,364 You can do it, man! - Come on, Buzz! 668 00:34:25,365 --> 00:34:27,336 Come on! - Go, Buzz, go! 669 00:34:27,337 --> 00:34:30,243 Come on, Buzz, you got this! 670 00:34:43,510 --> 00:34:46,884 Buzz, babe, congratulations. 671 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:49,124 Way to go! - You're fired, Ryan. 672 00:34:57,078 --> 00:34:58,279 Congratulations. 673 00:35:02,223 --> 00:35:05,197 That son of yours sure can stack a teacup. 674 00:35:05,198 --> 00:35:08,504 Mm, every time I'm about to write you off, 675 00:35:08,505 --> 00:35:11,379 you do something wonderful. 676 00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:15,322 Well, I can't help it. It's what I do. 677 00:35:15,323 --> 00:35:19,097 So... how about we put Tuscany back on the table? 678 00:35:20,937 --> 00:35:22,272 Whoo! Come on. 679 00:35:22,273 --> 00:35:23,876 Yeah! 680 00:35:27,453 --> 00:35:31,127 All: Otter! Otter! Otter! Otter! Otter! 681 00:35:31,128 --> 00:35:32,331 Otter! Whoo! 682 00:35:42,726 --> 00:35:44,363 So, last night of camp. 683 00:35:44,364 --> 00:35:47,570 Nothing's gonna happen, Buzz. - Of course not. 684 00:35:47,571 --> 00:35:49,409 I didn't think anything would happen. 685 00:35:49,410 --> 00:35:51,948 Definitely not of a sexual nature, no way! 686 00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:54,789 You're so dumb. 687 00:35:54,790 --> 00:35:57,629 Why do I even like you? 688 00:35:57,630 --> 00:35:59,434 Want to grab some sparklers and make up a dance? 689 00:35:59,435 --> 00:36:00,570 That's why I like you. 690 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,819 Wwwait, he puts Tuscany back on the table, 691 00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:08,957 and you throw it in his perfectly symmetrical face? 692 00:36:09,359 --> 00:36:11,230 Well, I didn't throw anything. 693 00:36:11,231 --> 00:36:13,335 Why did you say no? 694 00:36:15,441 --> 00:36:18,480 Oh, my God. 695 00:36:18,481 --> 00:36:21,488 What changed your mind? 696 00:36:21,489 --> 00:36:23,325 He's a great guy. 697 00:36:23,326 --> 00:36:25,899 I just wouldn't let myself see it. 698 00:36:33,418 --> 00:36:36,358 I'm deferring law school. 699 00:36:36,359 --> 00:36:39,265 What? For how long? 700 00:36:39,266 --> 00:36:41,872 I don't know. 701 00:36:41,873 --> 00:36:44,144 This summer turned out a lot different than I planned. 702 00:36:44,145 --> 00:36:48,522 Maybe that's the problem. I plan too much. 703 00:36:48,523 --> 00:36:50,493 I want to see the world. 704 00:36:54,972 --> 00:36:59,014 That's exactly how I felt at the beginning of summer. 705 00:36:59,015 --> 00:37:01,520 Then I blew everything up. 706 00:37:05,198 --> 00:37:09,039 You gonna be mad at me forever? 707 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,077 I hope not. 708 00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:24,044 Hey, there you are. - Oh. 709 00:37:24,045 --> 00:37:25,614 I thought you were gonna miss the fireworks. 710 00:37:25,615 --> 00:37:26,984 Cole, I... 711 00:37:26,985 --> 00:37:28,454 The most amazing thing happened. 712 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:31,294 Roger came and groveled at my feet. 713 00:37:31,295 --> 00:37:34,369 I mean, he literally told me that he needed me, 714 00:37:34,370 --> 00:37:35,572 in that weird accent. 715 00:37:35,573 --> 00:37:38,179 I'm going to Alaska after all. 716 00:37:38,180 --> 00:37:41,119 For the first time in a long time, I have a real plan. 717 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,291 No more distractions, and none of that would be true 718 00:37:43,292 --> 00:37:46,198 if it weren't for you... so thanks. 719 00:37:46,199 --> 00:37:50,476 Cole. 720 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:52,614 I'm so happy for you. 721 00:38:14,369 --> 00:38:15,738 I'm not gonna say it again. 722 00:38:15,739 --> 00:38:17,175 Get in the car. 723 00:38:17,176 --> 00:38:18,545 I just want to say good-bye to Mack. 724 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:20,617 You're trying to see that boy. Get in the car! 725 00:38:20,618 --> 00:38:24,626 No, I'm gonna say good... 726 00:38:24,627 --> 00:38:28,102 I got it. 727 00:38:28,103 --> 00:38:30,541 What the hell was that? 728 00:38:38,429 --> 00:38:39,598 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 729 00:38:39,599 --> 00:38:41,101 Here we go. 730 00:38:41,102 --> 00:38:45,111 Three, two, one, whoo! 731 00:38:51,594 --> 00:38:54,735 Oh, I'm gonna miss you! 732 00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:12,780 Three, four, fi... 733 00:39:12,781 --> 00:39:14,250 Where's Clemmy? - He's in the car. 734 00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:15,586 Where's your dad? - In the car. 735 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:17,123 Later. 736 00:39:17,124 --> 00:39:19,596 Come on, hop in. - Bye. 737 00:39:19,597 --> 00:39:21,301 Hey, guys. 738 00:39:31,861 --> 00:39:33,498 Ohh... uhh! 739 00:39:33,499 --> 00:39:35,135 Thank you. We had a great time. 740 00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:40,515 Are you my girlfriend? - Buzz, stop over-thinking it. 741 00:39:43,591 --> 00:39:46,296 Oh, I suddenly have the urge to hurt Buzz. 742 00:39:46,297 --> 00:39:48,235 Relax, he's the perfect starter boyfriend, 743 00:39:48,236 --> 00:39:49,838 and we're about to separate their genitals 744 00:39:49,839 --> 00:39:51,877 by almost 1.000 Miles. 745 00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:04,408 Yes, I'm your girlfriend. 746 00:40:14,266 --> 00:40:16,872 You sure you want to do this? It's a pretty big deal. 747 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:18,777 Absolutely. 748 00:40:18,778 --> 00:40:21,350 Dave, stay off the horn! 749 00:40:22,553 --> 00:40:24,758 I'm gonna miss you, honey. 750 00:40:24,759 --> 00:40:26,562 I wish summer was starting now. 751 00:40:26,563 --> 00:40:30,305 It'll be here before you know it. 752 00:40:30,306 --> 00:40:32,444 Okay. 753 00:40:39,463 --> 00:40:42,369 Okay, so, full disclosure. 754 00:40:42,370 --> 00:40:44,351 You might get a little bored living at our house. 755 00:40:44,386 --> 00:40:45,810 Back home, we're pretty drama-free. 756 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:47,481 Not like at camp. 757 00:40:47,482 --> 00:40:49,219 Every day is kind of the same thing. 758 00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:51,892 Come on, Buzz. We're fun! 759 00:40:51,893 --> 00:40:53,964 It sounds perfect. 760 00:40:53,965 --> 00:40:56,404 Can I... 761 00:41:01,383 --> 00:41:04,356 Guys, I am a person and I am here. 762 00:41:06,295 --> 00:41:07,899 Okay, long trip ahead of us. 763 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,636 Little end of the year soundtrack. 764 00:41:10,773 --> 00:41:13,646 Right? - Buzz, it's too loud! 765 00:41:13,647 --> 00:41:15,852 Have a good year, man. - You too, brother. 766 00:41:15,853 --> 00:41:18,258 I'll keep an eye on her for you. - Okay. 767 00:41:18,259 --> 00:41:20,296 See you, Mack. - Counselor. 768 00:41:21,767 --> 00:41:23,304 Buckle up, honey. 769 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,006 So... how was it? 770 00:41:40,447 --> 00:41:42,887 Greatest summer of my life. 53802

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