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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,002 Got all of that one. 2 00:00:36,950 --> 00:00:39,318 Oh. Mints. 3 00:00:39,352 --> 00:00:40,452 Ah. 4 00:00:40,486 --> 00:00:41,586 Feet off. 5 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:42,821 Don't touch that. 6 00:00:42,855 --> 00:00:44,323 Why do you always freak out 7 00:00:44,357 --> 00:00:46,424 every time grammy and granddad visit? 8 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:50,194 I do not freak out. I'm not freaking out now. 9 00:00:50,228 --> 00:00:52,930 It's just that your granddad is very particular 10 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:55,299 about the way he likes things done around here. 11 00:00:55,334 --> 00:00:56,867 What time are they getting here? 12 00:00:56,901 --> 00:00:57,901 Any minute. 13 00:00:57,936 --> 00:00:59,036 Oh, and I know it would mean a lot 14 00:00:59,071 --> 00:01:00,737 to your grandmother if you wore that t-shirt 15 00:01:00,772 --> 00:01:02,138 that she bought you for your birthday. 16 00:01:02,173 --> 00:01:04,441 Oh, unfortunately, it accidentally got mixed in 17 00:01:04,475 --> 00:01:06,443 with the stuff we donated to goodwill, so... 18 00:01:06,477 --> 00:01:08,611 Yeah, well, fortunately, I found it. 19 00:01:08,645 --> 00:01:11,881 - And I pulled it out. - Oh. 20 00:01:11,915 --> 00:01:13,883 Thank God. 21 00:01:13,917 --> 00:01:16,486 Mack, there's this crazy old man outside 22 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:17,520 chopping down the bushes. 23 00:01:17,554 --> 00:01:20,555 They're here. 24 00:01:20,590 --> 00:01:23,325 - Ah, there you are! - Hey, grammy. 25 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,360 Oh. 26 00:01:24,394 --> 00:01:27,529 Ah, come here. Give me some sugar. 27 00:01:29,032 --> 00:01:31,867 You get more handsome every time I see you. 28 00:01:31,901 --> 00:01:34,435 I love you in that shirt. 29 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:36,070 - Mommy. - Ah, my girl. 30 00:01:36,105 --> 00:01:38,473 Oh. 31 00:01:38,507 --> 00:01:40,208 What is daddy doing over there? 32 00:01:40,242 --> 00:01:42,510 Oh. Jack! 33 00:01:42,544 --> 00:01:46,647 Get over here and say hello to your grandson. 34 00:01:46,681 --> 00:01:49,217 Hey, daddy. 35 00:01:49,251 --> 00:01:51,385 Those vines are eating your camellias 36 00:01:51,419 --> 00:01:52,585 like they were cake. 37 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:54,121 You gotta chop those things back. 38 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:56,189 - Understand? - Okay, daddy. 39 00:01:56,224 --> 00:01:59,526 - Who's this? - This is Buzz. 40 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:02,162 I know who it is. I'm making a joke. 41 00:02:02,196 --> 00:02:03,530 Oh. 42 00:02:03,564 --> 00:02:04,597 Come here, boy. 43 00:02:04,632 --> 00:02:07,266 - Oh, I'll get this. - Hey, granddad. 44 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:10,002 Hey, you caught all the fish in that lake, 45 00:02:10,037 --> 00:02:11,504 or did you leave me some? 46 00:02:11,538 --> 00:02:14,540 Oh, I left you a couple. 47 00:02:18,345 --> 00:02:21,880 How are you doing, Marley? 48 00:02:21,915 --> 00:02:23,081 Why is there no bacon? 49 00:02:23,115 --> 00:02:25,517 A man can't have bacon with his pancakes? 50 00:02:25,551 --> 00:02:26,651 How you feeling, man? 51 00:02:26,685 --> 00:02:27,685 If you don't mind me saying so, 52 00:02:27,719 --> 00:02:30,188 you seem a little grumpy this morning. 53 00:02:30,222 --> 00:02:32,390 These hash browns suck. 54 00:02:32,425 --> 00:02:34,859 Ugh. What's she doing in there? 55 00:02:34,893 --> 00:02:36,161 Hey. 56 00:02:36,195 --> 00:02:38,962 If the hash browns were a nice, golden, crispy brown, 57 00:02:38,996 --> 00:02:40,330 would that make you feel better about the fact 58 00:02:40,365 --> 00:02:42,966 that your girlfriend slept with a best-selling author? 59 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,335 No. But yelling at her might. 60 00:02:45,370 --> 00:02:48,372 It hasn't for the last two weeks. 61 00:02:52,877 --> 00:02:54,777 Where's Sarah? What are you doing? 62 00:02:54,811 --> 00:02:56,212 Clearly, I have no idea. 63 00:02:56,246 --> 00:02:58,013 This is the hardest thing I have ever done, 64 00:02:58,048 --> 00:02:59,848 and I delivered a baby one time at a fair. 65 00:02:59,883 --> 00:03:01,184 Yeah, that's cool. Where's Sarah? 66 00:03:01,218 --> 00:03:03,219 I don't know. She left. 67 00:03:03,253 --> 00:03:04,653 Well, when is she coming back? 68 00:03:04,688 --> 00:03:06,522 No, like, left left, quit, 69 00:03:06,557 --> 00:03:08,491 cleaned out her cabin and everything. 70 00:03:09,693 --> 00:03:12,860 Announcements, announcements, announcements. 71 00:03:12,895 --> 00:03:14,896 Tomorrow night, as some of you know, 72 00:03:14,930 --> 00:03:18,266 is our annual harvest moon festival. 73 00:03:18,301 --> 00:03:20,168 Yeah. 74 00:03:20,203 --> 00:03:24,038 So... Hi. 75 00:03:24,073 --> 00:03:25,173 Oh. 76 00:03:25,208 --> 00:03:27,641 I think my dad would like to say a few words. 77 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:31,145 Ladies and gentlemen, please say a big hello 78 00:03:31,179 --> 00:03:33,247 to the founder of Camp Little Otter, 79 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:34,548 Jack Jessup. 80 00:03:34,583 --> 00:03:36,717 All: Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, 81 00:03:36,751 --> 00:03:38,685 - Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack! - Thank you, thank you. 82 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:42,089 I come back every year for harvest moon festival, 83 00:03:42,123 --> 00:03:45,625 because here, harvest moon is a celebration, 84 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:50,230 a reminder that the friends and memories 85 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:52,232 that you make here at Little Otter 86 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:54,867 will always warm your heart. 87 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:59,904 Have a great day, everybody. 88 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:05,076 Oh, Cole. 89 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:06,678 Could you pull the vines out of the camellias 90 00:04:06,712 --> 00:04:07,679 up on my cabin? 91 00:04:07,713 --> 00:04:09,214 They're driving my dad crazy. 92 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,082 Sure. Sounds like the perfect job 93 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:12,618 for an aimless, drifter hobo. 94 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:14,318 That's not what I said. 95 00:04:14,353 --> 00:04:15,620 No. 96 00:04:15,654 --> 00:04:16,887 But you said I needed to go figure out 97 00:04:16,921 --> 00:04:17,888 what I wanted to do with my life. 98 00:04:17,922 --> 00:04:19,223 - Same thing. - No, it's not. 99 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:22,226 And I was trying to give you some heartfelt advice. 100 00:04:22,261 --> 00:04:23,794 Yeah, well, we were kissing, remember? 101 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,196 Yes, I remember. 102 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:27,265 But right now... And I say this 103 00:04:27,299 --> 00:04:28,999 with utmost respect and admiration... 104 00:04:29,034 --> 00:04:30,634 I would appreciate it if you could get 105 00:04:30,668 --> 00:04:34,804 the damn vines out of my camellias. 106 00:04:36,174 --> 00:04:38,275 Look at you. 107 00:04:38,309 --> 00:04:41,110 I'm so proud of you, I could spit. 108 00:04:41,145 --> 00:04:42,379 Don't move. 109 00:04:42,413 --> 00:04:43,580 I wanna capture what you look like 110 00:04:43,614 --> 00:04:45,582 on the last day of your virginity. 111 00:04:45,616 --> 00:04:47,583 The end of innocence. 112 00:04:47,617 --> 00:04:49,951 Dude, it was just a kiss. 113 00:04:49,986 --> 00:04:52,087 It doesn't mean Marina wants to have sex with me. 114 00:04:52,121 --> 00:04:54,723 Excuse me? That's all it means. 115 00:04:54,757 --> 00:04:56,559 Listening to you talk about sex 116 00:04:56,593 --> 00:04:58,561 is like watching a squirrel use the Internet. 117 00:04:58,595 --> 00:04:59,961 Just 'cause a girl kisses you 118 00:04:59,996 --> 00:05:01,163 doesn't mean she wants to have sex with you. 119 00:05:01,198 --> 00:05:02,230 What do you know about sex? 120 00:05:02,264 --> 00:05:03,964 Listening to you talk about sex 121 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:05,567 is like listening to a bossy squirrel 122 00:05:05,601 --> 00:05:08,670 trying to make a porno, but she can't 123 00:05:08,704 --> 00:05:12,307 because she's a virgin. 124 00:05:12,341 --> 00:05:14,342 I forgot to mention that at the beginning. 125 00:05:14,376 --> 00:05:16,344 Yeah, Buzz, just stop. 126 00:05:16,378 --> 00:05:18,878 Look, you're a million times better than stupid Greg, 127 00:05:18,913 --> 00:05:20,614 but there's still many ways you can screw this up. 128 00:05:20,648 --> 00:05:23,750 Yeah, I know that, grace. Thank you for that. 129 00:05:23,784 --> 00:05:24,918 Marina kissed you. 130 00:05:24,952 --> 00:05:26,486 This should be the greatest day of your life. 131 00:05:26,521 --> 00:05:28,955 But unfortunately, you're too busy being Wilma worry, 132 00:05:28,989 --> 00:05:33,560 which is sad, which is why you look like this. 133 00:05:33,595 --> 00:05:34,860 You're a terrible artist. 134 00:05:34,894 --> 00:05:36,962 Then how did I capture your soul? 135 00:05:41,568 --> 00:05:44,537 Here she comes. Go get her. 136 00:05:46,373 --> 00:05:47,440 You really think she likes me? 137 00:05:47,474 --> 00:05:49,642 Oh, my God, yes. 138 00:05:49,676 --> 00:05:51,710 Although maybe not right this second, 139 00:05:51,744 --> 00:05:53,545 since she's headed for Greg's cabin. 140 00:05:53,579 --> 00:05:55,980 Why is she... I thought... 141 00:05:56,014 --> 00:05:58,116 You're wise to be cautious. 142 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,685 Every woman is a rubik's cube. 143 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:04,723 Hey. 144 00:06:04,757 --> 00:06:07,157 Um, Greg, there's... 145 00:06:07,191 --> 00:06:09,293 There's kind of something I-I have to tell you. 146 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,662 Well, there's definitely something I need to tell you. 147 00:06:11,696 --> 00:06:14,064 Uh, oh, okay. What's going on? 148 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,568 Oh. 149 00:06:17,602 --> 00:06:18,869 Wow. What do you think? 150 00:06:18,903 --> 00:06:21,572 - Those... those are... - Be honest. 151 00:06:21,606 --> 00:06:22,838 No, no, no, they're... They're great. 152 00:06:22,873 --> 00:06:24,106 You sure? Because... 153 00:06:24,141 --> 00:06:27,209 I think I'm pregnant. 154 00:06:28,066 --> 00:06:31,632 Camp 1x08- Haverst Moon - sync and corrected by Zac - - www.addic7ed.com - 155 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,517 What... what makes you think you're pregnant. 156 00:06:33,552 --> 00:06:35,743 Are you sure? Maybe it's just gas. 157 00:06:36,465 --> 00:06:39,253 It's not gas. I'm a week late. 158 00:06:39,288 --> 00:06:41,787 Look, the only reason I'm telling you this 159 00:06:41,822 --> 00:06:44,309 is because the general store doesn't sell pregnancy tests, 160 00:06:44,310 --> 00:06:46,477 and I was wondering if you could 161 00:06:46,511 --> 00:06:47,811 just give me a ride to the drugstore. 162 00:06:47,846 --> 00:06:49,981 That's all I need. I ne... I need a ride, 163 00:06:50,015 --> 00:06:52,016 a drugstore, and a test. 164 00:06:52,050 --> 00:06:56,391 - Are you sure it's mine? - Yes, I'm sure it's yours. 165 00:06:56,621 --> 00:06:59,656 Guess I should've used a rubber. 166 00:06:59,691 --> 00:07:03,159 Look, can... Can you give me a ride or not? 167 00:07:03,194 --> 00:07:04,694 Actually, I can't. I have to work. 168 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:07,663 I'm teaching, like, four classes today. 169 00:07:07,698 --> 00:07:10,767 You're welcome to borrow my car. 170 00:07:10,801 --> 00:07:13,870 I don't know how to drive. 171 00:07:13,905 --> 00:07:15,972 Never mind. 172 00:07:16,007 --> 00:07:18,140 I'll figure it out. 173 00:07:21,544 --> 00:07:24,880 Buzz, I'd like to introduce you 174 00:07:24,915 --> 00:07:28,583 to Terminator t-1 short arm thump'r. 175 00:07:28,618 --> 00:07:29,919 Oh. 176 00:07:29,953 --> 00:07:32,854 Those slippery bastards are gonna be so terrified, 177 00:07:32,889 --> 00:07:35,589 they'd probably jump right in the boat. 178 00:07:35,624 --> 00:07:38,359 Oh, good lord. They are jumping today. 179 00:07:38,394 --> 00:07:40,228 That's not fish jumping, granddad. 180 00:07:40,262 --> 00:07:41,296 It's Ridgefield. 181 00:07:43,399 --> 00:07:46,234 Son of a bitch. 182 00:07:46,268 --> 00:07:47,402 There's not even supposed to be a camp 183 00:07:47,436 --> 00:07:51,104 on that side of the lake, much less a golf school. 184 00:07:51,139 --> 00:07:52,306 I think it's just a driving range. 185 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:54,541 Hey! Whoa! 186 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,076 Damn it to hell! 187 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:58,745 Where are we going? 188 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,613 We're going to war, Buzz. 189 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:08,821 Hey, Kip. 190 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:13,059 - Can I ask you a favor? - Sure. 191 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:16,295 I saw you at boys town earlier. How's, uh... how's Greg doing? 192 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,496 Uh, yeah, he's... I don't know. 193 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:18,931 He's doing great. He just got cornrows. 194 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,632 Ah. Perfect. 195 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,467 Anyway, I needed to borrow his car 196 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:23,468 'cause I gotta run some errands. 197 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:24,469 Uhhuh. 198 00:08:24,503 --> 00:08:25,703 And the thing is 199 00:08:25,737 --> 00:08:27,205 I don't have a driver's license. 200 00:08:27,239 --> 00:08:30,541 So I was wondering if maybe you could take me? 201 00:08:30,576 --> 00:08:32,810 Sure, sure. But don't you have to work? 202 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,545 Oh, no, I have the day off. Do you? 203 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:36,147 Yeah, but it's not a problem. I'll just, uh... 204 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,314 I'll just switch shifts with somebody. 205 00:08:37,349 --> 00:08:39,149 - You sure? - Of course. 206 00:08:39,184 --> 00:08:42,853 Thank you, Kip. I really appreciate this. 207 00:08:42,887 --> 00:08:44,221 No problem. 208 00:08:44,255 --> 00:08:46,656 Hey, boys. How'd you do? 209 00:08:46,691 --> 00:08:49,759 You know, Roger's built a driving range over there? 210 00:08:49,794 --> 00:08:52,463 There are people there hitting golf balls into the lake. 211 00:08:52,497 --> 00:08:54,530 Yeah, well, it's his property. He can do what he wants. 212 00:08:54,564 --> 00:08:56,866 The lake is not his property, 213 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:59,168 and he does what he wants because you let him. 214 00:08:59,203 --> 00:09:01,170 It's your job to stand up to him. 215 00:09:01,205 --> 00:09:04,974 I do stand up to him, dad, but it's his side of the lake. 216 00:09:05,009 --> 00:09:07,176 Darn it. 217 00:09:07,211 --> 00:09:08,978 Dad, what are you trying to do? 218 00:09:09,012 --> 00:09:10,512 Tying a bowline. 219 00:09:10,546 --> 00:09:14,416 Buzz, help your granddad. 220 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:15,950 Hey. 221 00:09:15,985 --> 00:09:18,653 I know how to tie a damn bowline! 222 00:09:18,687 --> 00:09:20,655 It's like those vines. 223 00:09:20,689 --> 00:09:22,991 You don't do something about 'em, problem's gonna get worse. 224 00:09:23,026 --> 00:09:25,592 What would you like me to do, dad? 225 00:09:25,627 --> 00:09:28,762 Chop him down with a hatchet? 226 00:09:30,765 --> 00:09:32,866 Better than nothing. 227 00:09:42,109 --> 00:09:43,910 There we go. 228 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:51,117 So where do you think Sarah went? 229 00:09:51,152 --> 00:09:52,419 Don't know. Don't care. 230 00:09:52,453 --> 00:09:54,620 Think she went back home or back to Stanford? 231 00:09:54,655 --> 00:09:55,721 Huh? 232 00:09:55,756 --> 00:09:56,889 Come on, you know her better than I do. 233 00:09:56,924 --> 00:09:57,989 What's she into? 234 00:09:58,024 --> 00:10:00,426 Having sex with best-selling authors. 235 00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:02,194 John Grisham lives in Charlottesville. 236 00:10:02,228 --> 00:10:04,296 Maybe that's where she went... 237 00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:05,531 'Cause he's a best-selling author. 238 00:10:05,565 --> 00:10:08,900 Come on, man. That's funny. 239 00:10:08,935 --> 00:10:12,471 Not to me. 240 00:10:12,505 --> 00:10:14,972 What the hell's going on in there? 241 00:10:17,776 --> 00:10:19,009 Hey, what are you guys doing in here? 242 00:10:19,044 --> 00:10:20,111 I don't know, but I'm pretty sure 243 00:10:20,145 --> 00:10:21,345 I'm gonna need a tetanus shot. 244 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:23,381 Ridgefield's gone too far this time 245 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,116 with that stupid driving range, 246 00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:27,185 so I decided to do something about it. 247 00:10:27,219 --> 00:10:28,986 - Meaning? - Prank war. 248 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:30,420 I like the sound of that. 249 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:32,822 - What'd you have in mind? - Oh, nothing fancy. 250 00:10:32,856 --> 00:10:35,825 Just burn it to the ground. 251 00:10:35,859 --> 00:10:39,262 Ah. Great. 252 00:10:39,297 --> 00:10:41,331 Are you guys open to any other ideas? 253 00:10:41,365 --> 00:10:43,833 - This is it? - Yup. 254 00:10:50,307 --> 00:10:53,842 Yikes. 255 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,281 Yo, wassup, wassup? 256 00:10:59,316 --> 00:11:01,649 I know, like, three guitar chords. 257 00:11:01,683 --> 00:11:05,353 Wanna hang out? 258 00:11:05,387 --> 00:11:08,156 So where to? 259 00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:11,292 Uh, the drugstore in Woodville. 260 00:11:11,327 --> 00:11:13,060 I know it's, like, 70 Miles away. 261 00:11:13,095 --> 00:11:15,730 I-is that okay? 262 00:11:15,764 --> 00:11:17,464 Sure. 263 00:11:18,866 --> 00:11:21,001 So what do you need at the drugstore? 264 00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:23,870 Uh, I'm too embarrassed to tell you. 265 00:11:23,904 --> 00:11:26,373 Oh. Say no more. 266 00:11:26,407 --> 00:11:27,674 Lady products. 267 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:30,244 - What? - I don't know. 268 00:11:30,278 --> 00:11:32,879 - Tampons... - Uh, no. 269 00:11:32,913 --> 00:11:34,213 - Pads... - Oh, my God, no. 270 00:11:34,248 --> 00:11:36,282 Just stop. Okay. Yeah, okay. 271 00:11:36,316 --> 00:11:38,551 None of my business. 272 00:11:40,387 --> 00:11:43,256 If I tell you, you have to promise me 273 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:45,691 you're not gonna talk about it or be weird. 274 00:11:45,725 --> 00:11:48,494 Okay. 275 00:11:48,529 --> 00:11:51,763 I need a pregnancy test. 276 00:11:51,797 --> 00:11:54,399 Pregnancy... 277 00:11:54,433 --> 00:11:55,400 Jeez. 278 00:11:55,434 --> 00:11:57,769 Yeah. 279 00:11:57,803 --> 00:11:59,404 Wow. 280 00:11:59,438 --> 00:12:00,605 I'm sorry. 281 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,207 I know this is really weird, 282 00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:03,841 and I wish you didn't have to know... 283 00:12:03,876 --> 00:12:05,709 No, no, no, not at all, not at all, not at all. 284 00:12:05,743 --> 00:12:09,213 Let's, um... Let's go to Woodville, 285 00:12:09,247 --> 00:12:12,583 get you a pregnancy test. 286 00:12:14,586 --> 00:12:15,952 That was... 287 00:12:15,987 --> 00:12:17,188 That wasn't me making a statement. 288 00:12:17,222 --> 00:12:19,390 I just, um... 289 00:12:19,424 --> 00:12:21,257 There's a dumpster back there that I... 290 00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:22,358 You good? 291 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:23,859 Okay, let's go, let's go. Yeah. 292 00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:43,078 - You okay? - What? 293 00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:47,583 Yeah. I love driving. 294 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,198 - Oh, no, no. - What? 295 00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:06,367 No, no, no, no! 296 00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:16,911 Okay, so, um... So here's the thing. 297 00:13:16,945 --> 00:13:18,979 I don't actually have my driver's license. 298 00:13:19,014 --> 00:13:20,415 What? 299 00:13:20,449 --> 00:13:22,517 It's just... It's just a learner's permit. 300 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,419 Aw, here he comes. What do I do? 301 00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:25,586 Just don't... Don't freak out. 302 00:13:25,621 --> 00:13:28,423 Just act super confident. Okay. 303 00:13:28,457 --> 00:13:31,425 You have a broken taillight. 304 00:13:31,459 --> 00:13:33,393 License and registration, please. 305 00:13:33,428 --> 00:13:37,731 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, done and done. 306 00:13:39,314 --> 00:13:41,148 - It's a learner's permit. - Mm-hmm. 307 00:13:41,183 --> 00:13:42,449 Yeah. How about registration? 308 00:13:42,483 --> 00:13:43,884 You got one of those? Of course. 309 00:13:43,919 --> 00:13:45,118 Of course. 310 00:13:45,152 --> 00:13:48,621 Marina, can you show the man our registration? 311 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,289 Um... 312 00:13:52,392 --> 00:13:54,560 I can't find it. 313 00:13:54,595 --> 00:13:55,561 Are you the owner of this car? 314 00:13:55,596 --> 00:13:57,430 - No, sir. - Whose car is it? 315 00:13:57,464 --> 00:13:58,698 - Uh, Greg's. - Who's Greg? 316 00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:01,734 Uh... 317 00:14:07,741 --> 00:14:09,913 Do you mind stepping out of the car? 318 00:14:19,852 --> 00:14:21,252 - He has cancer. - What? 319 00:14:21,286 --> 00:14:25,289 - Marina. - This is his last summer. 320 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,758 Yeah, it's true. 321 00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:28,592 We're working at Camp Little Otter. 322 00:14:28,627 --> 00:14:30,194 Yeah, that... That was one of his wishes. 323 00:14:30,229 --> 00:14:31,829 Yeah, my make-a-wish grant just came through. 324 00:14:31,864 --> 00:14:33,396 He's gonna throw out the first pitch 325 00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:34,865 of the tigers game. 326 00:14:34,899 --> 00:14:36,867 And then I get to meet Usher. 327 00:14:36,901 --> 00:14:39,035 Lifelong dream, right before I die. 328 00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:41,604 Okay, first of all, Usher's on tour in Asia right now. 329 00:14:41,639 --> 00:14:44,274 I know that for a fact. 330 00:14:44,308 --> 00:14:45,708 - You do? - Mm. 331 00:14:45,743 --> 00:14:47,277 You guys, you say you work at camp Little Otter. 332 00:14:47,311 --> 00:14:48,878 Do you know Robbie? Robbie? 333 00:14:48,912 --> 00:14:50,045 Robbie Matthews? Mm. 334 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,347 Yeah, Robbie's my man. 335 00:14:52,382 --> 00:14:53,916 Robbie and I went to high school together. 336 00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:56,118 - Wha... - Yeah, a stand-up guy. 337 00:14:56,153 --> 00:14:58,754 His mom doesn't wear any underwear. 338 00:14:58,789 --> 00:15:01,590 Did you know that? 339 00:15:01,624 --> 00:15:04,093 - I've never met her. - Yeah, no, I... no. 340 00:15:04,127 --> 00:15:05,359 Tell you what, since you're both friends of Robbie, 341 00:15:05,394 --> 00:15:06,627 I'll let you off with a warning this time. 342 00:15:06,662 --> 00:15:09,463 He really does have cancer. 343 00:15:09,498 --> 00:15:11,232 That part was true. 344 00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:14,836 I'm, uh, sorry, man. 345 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,204 But look, you're breaking laws all over the place. 346 00:15:16,238 --> 00:15:17,638 So the car's gotta stay here. 347 00:15:17,673 --> 00:15:19,607 I'll give you a ride back to Little Otter if you need it. 348 00:15:19,641 --> 00:15:22,810 Well, actually, we need a ride to the drugstore. 349 00:15:22,844 --> 00:15:26,246 - Cancer medicine, huh? - Both: Yes. 350 00:15:28,582 --> 00:15:31,819 When did you last talk to Steve? 351 00:15:31,853 --> 00:15:33,753 I talk to him all the time. Why? 352 00:15:33,788 --> 00:15:34,988 About your relationship? 353 00:15:35,023 --> 00:15:36,989 What relationship? We're divorced. 354 00:15:37,024 --> 00:15:40,793 For the moment. But you never know. 355 00:15:40,828 --> 00:15:43,595 No, mom, I do know. 356 00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:45,564 Now, can we talk about dad? 357 00:15:45,598 --> 00:15:48,034 I just think he seems a little off. 358 00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:49,268 Like, down at the dock, 359 00:15:49,303 --> 00:15:52,171 he couldn't remember how to tie a bowline. 360 00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:53,271 That's 'cause he's old, 361 00:15:53,306 --> 00:15:55,473 and old people forget things. 362 00:15:55,507 --> 00:15:57,442 I just... I don't think it would hurt 363 00:15:57,476 --> 00:15:59,044 to have him see somebody, that's all. 364 00:15:59,078 --> 00:16:03,381 Honey, your father is fine. 365 00:16:03,415 --> 00:16:06,718 He's an odd bird, always was. 366 00:16:08,187 --> 00:16:11,755 Honestly, I-I think you're still getting over your divorce. 367 00:16:11,789 --> 00:16:14,391 You know, he and Steve were very close. 368 00:16:14,425 --> 00:16:16,894 Oh, look. We just went in a circle. 369 00:16:16,928 --> 00:16:18,495 Nicely done, mom. 370 00:16:18,529 --> 00:16:20,331 I am not getting back together with Steve. 371 00:16:20,365 --> 00:16:22,099 - He ch... - Do you ever go on dates? 372 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:24,835 As a matter of fact, if you must know, 373 00:16:24,869 --> 00:16:30,673 I had a little get-together not too long ago. 374 00:16:30,707 --> 00:16:33,843 Sex. 375 00:16:33,878 --> 00:16:36,012 With whom? 376 00:16:37,281 --> 00:16:38,848 Roger. 377 00:16:41,817 --> 00:16:43,585 Seriously, 378 00:16:43,619 --> 00:16:48,106 I used to be, I suspect, like a lot of you out there: 379 00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:52,394 Aimless, yeah. 380 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,996 Adrift. 381 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:55,730 Okay, come on, guys. Let's go. 382 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,099 Let's go, guys. Come on. Come on. 383 00:16:59,201 --> 00:17:00,667 Their eyes are so far apart. 384 00:17:00,702 --> 00:17:01,702 How do they see in front of them? 385 00:17:01,736 --> 00:17:02,904 Come on, come on. 386 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,272 Okay, I'm off. 387 00:17:04,306 --> 00:17:06,040 Stay frosty. 388 00:17:06,074 --> 00:17:08,309 Now, get. Come on. 389 00:17:08,343 --> 00:17:10,278 Here we go. Ah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 390 00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:11,279 Whoa, stop. 391 00:17:11,313 --> 00:17:13,413 Well, Rog, what did you do? 392 00:17:13,447 --> 00:17:15,815 I mean, how did you turn it around? 393 00:17:15,849 --> 00:17:18,985 I set goals. Specific goals. 394 00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:23,990 And then, I visualize myself achieving those goals, 395 00:17:24,025 --> 00:17:27,760 which is why I am 396 00:17:27,795 --> 00:17:31,663 very, very proud to announce that in the fall of 2014, 397 00:17:31,697 --> 00:17:34,900 a goal that I visualized a long time ago 398 00:17:34,935 --> 00:17:36,868 will finally be realized. 399 00:17:36,903 --> 00:17:40,105 Introducing Camp Ridgefield, Alaska. 400 00:17:47,947 --> 00:17:49,513 Thank you. Thank you. 401 00:17:49,548 --> 00:17:51,249 Hopefully we'll see you all there. 402 00:17:51,283 --> 00:17:52,417 There's a goat in my room. 403 00:17:52,451 --> 00:17:55,553 Um, remain calm. No one panic. 404 00:17:55,587 --> 00:17:57,655 Try not to look them directly in the eye. 405 00:17:59,591 --> 00:18:02,259 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 406 00:18:02,293 --> 00:18:04,161 That was so good. Shh. 407 00:18:04,195 --> 00:18:05,195 - Okay, now. - Let's go, quick. 408 00:18:05,229 --> 00:18:06,529 That was pretty nice, Jack. 409 00:18:06,564 --> 00:18:07,931 - Come on. - Hey, Jack. 410 00:18:07,966 --> 00:18:11,901 Sarah? 411 00:18:11,936 --> 00:18:13,937 - You work here now? - Yeah. 412 00:18:13,972 --> 00:18:16,206 - Mystery solved. - What are you guys doing here? 413 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,706 Prank war. 414 00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:19,575 Did you get a job here, so you could be with Miguel? 415 00:18:19,609 --> 00:18:21,277 No, Miguel's gone. 416 00:18:21,311 --> 00:18:24,847 I got a job here to get away from you. 417 00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:28,050 Awesome, okay. 418 00:18:28,085 --> 00:18:30,086 So this seems like a longer conversation 419 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,587 than we have time for. 420 00:18:31,621 --> 00:18:33,088 Um, Sarah, Robbie will call you, 421 00:18:33,122 --> 00:18:34,722 or he'll be in touch. 422 00:18:34,756 --> 00:18:38,093 Any chance you can point us away from security? 423 00:18:38,127 --> 00:18:39,927 - Just go around the solarium. - Perfect. 424 00:18:39,962 --> 00:18:41,162 Thanks, Sarah. 425 00:18:41,197 --> 00:18:43,931 What's a solarium? 426 00:18:51,106 --> 00:18:54,541 Finally. 427 00:18:54,575 --> 00:18:56,243 - Thank you! - Yeah, thank you. 428 00:18:56,277 --> 00:18:57,944 We really appreciate it. Oh, no problem. 429 00:18:57,979 --> 00:18:59,046 Hey, good luck with the cancer. 430 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:02,349 Hey, look at me. Look at me. 431 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,252 You're gonna beat this thing. 432 00:19:06,286 --> 00:19:07,920 Okay. 433 00:19:09,823 --> 00:19:11,224 What a weird day. 434 00:19:11,258 --> 00:19:14,760 Yeah, well, at least we're finally here. 435 00:19:14,794 --> 00:19:17,263 Aw, no way. 436 00:19:17,297 --> 00:19:19,999 They're closed? 437 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,533 Hi. 438 00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:24,836 Can you open the door, please? It'll take two seconds. 439 00:19:27,873 --> 00:19:31,176 Thank you. 440 00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:32,710 I'm sorry. We're closed. 441 00:19:32,745 --> 00:19:36,181 Please. It's an emergency. 442 00:19:36,215 --> 00:19:39,383 Well, in that case... 443 00:19:39,418 --> 00:19:43,720 Oh, that's right. We're closed. 444 00:19:43,755 --> 00:19:46,057 Please. 445 00:19:52,564 --> 00:19:54,030 Are you kidding me? 446 00:19:54,065 --> 00:19:56,732 No. 447 00:20:03,774 --> 00:20:06,109 There's a hotel down the road. 448 00:20:06,143 --> 00:20:08,311 We can't afford that. 449 00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:12,914 Yes, we can. I have $500. 450 00:20:12,949 --> 00:20:15,700 - Where did you get that? - I won it playing darts. 451 00:20:18,988 --> 00:20:20,222 Well? 452 00:20:24,194 --> 00:20:26,169 God, I miss air conditioning. 453 00:20:27,929 --> 00:20:31,865 How nice is it to not be hot? 454 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:35,369 I took a bath in a bathroom all by myself. 455 00:20:35,404 --> 00:20:38,506 I feel like I haven't been clean in months. 456 00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:41,274 Oh, my God. This bed is incredible. 457 00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:43,443 Mmhmm. 458 00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:53,153 Hmm. 459 00:20:53,187 --> 00:20:55,755 I'll have a vodka tonic... 460 00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:58,724 And whatever the lady likes. 461 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,259 - Chocolate... - Mm-hmm. 462 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,094 Obviously. 463 00:21:02,129 --> 00:21:06,999 Just take it all. 464 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,968 Night, mom. 465 00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:12,671 Night, dad. I'm glad you're here. 466 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,507 So am I, darling. So am I. 467 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,948 Did you talk to her about Steve? 468 00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:25,383 Yeah. 469 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,385 It didn't do any good. 470 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,219 She's sleeping with Roger. 471 00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:31,488 - What? - Mom! 472 00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:34,735 What the hell's gotten into you? 473 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,762 Mom, what the hell? You promised. 474 00:21:38,796 --> 00:21:42,432 What'd you expect? He's my husband. 475 00:21:47,971 --> 00:21:52,542 - I'm so tired. - Me too. 476 00:21:52,576 --> 00:21:55,443 - You want me to turn the TV off? - /If you want. 477 00:21:55,478 --> 00:21:59,080 Two eggs, you crack them both into the bowl. 478 00:21:59,114 --> 00:22:00,482 - Yeah. - With the flour... 479 00:22:17,532 --> 00:22:21,963 I know we had that nice moment, you know, after the wedding? 480 00:22:22,804 --> 00:22:24,271 And I know we're in bed together. 481 00:22:24,306 --> 00:22:29,075 But... but right now, 482 00:22:29,109 --> 00:22:33,413 I think I'm just happy lying next to you. 483 00:22:33,447 --> 00:22:35,147 Is that okay? 484 00:22:35,182 --> 00:22:37,049 Yeah. 485 00:22:37,084 --> 00:22:39,151 Yeah, yeah, of course. 486 00:22:39,186 --> 00:22:42,187 My... my hands are on top of the covers, 487 00:22:42,222 --> 00:22:44,232 and that's where they're gonna stay. 488 00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:51,230 Thanks for helping me today. 489 00:22:51,264 --> 00:22:54,399 There's nothing I'd rather do. 490 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,746 I'm terrified. 491 00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:14,551 Yeah, I know. 492 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,723 My mom was the same age as me when she got pregnant. 493 00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:28,231 I can't believe I was so stupid. 494 00:23:28,266 --> 00:23:32,000 Marina, it's... 495 00:23:32,034 --> 00:23:34,770 It's gonna be okay. 496 00:23:52,842 --> 00:23:54,543 Hi. 497 00:23:54,577 --> 00:23:57,045 Oh! Whoa! 498 00:23:57,079 --> 00:24:00,815 Daddy, are you okay? 499 00:24:02,585 --> 00:24:04,719 He took Marley? 500 00:24:04,753 --> 00:24:07,722 Bastard! 501 00:24:07,757 --> 00:24:10,029 No one takes our mascot. 502 00:24:17,098 --> 00:24:20,000 Looking good. 503 00:24:20,034 --> 00:24:22,269 When did we start a prank war? 504 00:24:22,304 --> 00:24:24,004 When exactly did that happen? 505 00:24:24,038 --> 00:24:25,638 It wasn't me this time. Your dad started it. 506 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:28,541 Oh, of course he did. Listen, can you do me a favor? 507 00:24:28,576 --> 00:24:29,775 Keep an eye on him. 508 00:24:29,810 --> 00:24:31,544 He does anything weird, please tell me. 509 00:24:31,579 --> 00:24:33,713 Well, he did want to burn Ridgefield to the ground. 510 00:24:33,780 --> 00:24:35,047 Oh, that's normal. 511 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:38,651 He's been talking about doing that for years. 512 00:24:42,555 --> 00:24:44,556 Are we good? 513 00:24:44,591 --> 00:24:45,790 Yep. 514 00:24:45,825 --> 00:24:47,859 Then it's time for phase two. 515 00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:52,063 Aw, man. 516 00:24:52,098 --> 00:24:54,176 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 517 00:24:57,369 --> 00:24:58,469 What... 518 00:24:58,503 --> 00:25:00,971 Not this again. Robbie. 519 00:25:01,005 --> 00:25:02,840 You guys go on without me. 520 00:25:02,874 --> 00:25:05,710 Really? 521 00:25:11,450 --> 00:25:13,536 Yeehaw! 522 00:25:17,622 --> 00:25:20,123 Bye, Falcore. 523 00:25:27,798 --> 00:25:31,099 Fun time's over, chucklehead. 524 00:25:39,776 --> 00:25:41,143 Hey. 525 00:25:41,177 --> 00:25:43,345 You really are gutless, you know that? 526 00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:47,315 You can't just run from your mistakes. 527 00:25:47,349 --> 00:25:49,784 Robbie, what do you want? 528 00:25:49,818 --> 00:25:51,382 Why'd you do it? 529 00:25:53,422 --> 00:25:56,491 - Because I wanted to. - That's really selfish. 530 00:25:56,525 --> 00:25:58,693 Yeah. It was really unfair. 531 00:25:58,727 --> 00:25:59,694 And if I hadn't caught you, 532 00:25:59,728 --> 00:26:02,663 would you have just kept cheating on me? 533 00:26:02,697 --> 00:26:04,564 I don't know. 534 00:26:04,599 --> 00:26:08,435 I'm s... I'm sorry I hurt you. 535 00:26:08,469 --> 00:26:12,406 But you're not sorry you did it. 536 00:26:24,284 --> 00:26:25,951 Prank war? 537 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,520 You prank me, I prank you back. 538 00:26:27,554 --> 00:26:29,488 Fun, isn't it? 539 00:26:29,523 --> 00:26:31,190 Until someone steals your beautiful animal, 540 00:26:31,224 --> 00:26:33,292 then it's not fun. Then it's a nightmare. 541 00:26:33,326 --> 00:26:34,926 I'll find your horse, Roger. 542 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,594 - Was this Mack's idea? - No. 543 00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:39,631 It was her dad's. It's not Mack's style. 544 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,767 A Mack expert. Wow. 545 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:44,769 Teach me about Mack, Cole. What do I need to know? 546 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:45,937 You don't need to know anything, 547 00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:47,405 just that you don't have a chance with her. 548 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,407 Oh. What's this? 549 00:26:50,475 --> 00:26:52,976 Sounds like someone's got a little crush on their boss. 550 00:26:53,010 --> 00:26:55,479 Seems like you're the one with a thing for Mack. 551 00:26:55,513 --> 00:26:57,914 Please. Have you told her yet? 552 00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:00,250 'Cause I think it'd give her a huge ego boost 553 00:27:00,284 --> 00:27:02,252 to know that a handyman thinks she's cute. 554 00:27:02,286 --> 00:27:03,821 - Shut up, Roger. - No, seriously. 555 00:27:03,855 --> 00:27:06,789 I think you should put on your best cargo shorts, 556 00:27:06,824 --> 00:27:08,991 march on up to her cabin in your little flip-flops, 557 00:27:09,025 --> 00:27:10,393 and tell her how you feel. 558 00:27:10,427 --> 00:27:11,794 I think it's gonna work out great for you. 559 00:27:11,829 --> 00:27:12,795 Like it did for you? 560 00:27:12,830 --> 00:27:14,296 Good one. 561 00:27:14,331 --> 00:27:15,765 By the way, it worked out great for me 'cause I hit that. 562 00:27:15,799 --> 00:27:16,899 Classy. 563 00:27:16,933 --> 00:27:18,133 By the way, she came back for seconds. 564 00:27:18,168 --> 00:27:19,402 I'm done. 565 00:27:19,436 --> 00:27:20,903 By the way, she's too much woman for you. 566 00:27:20,937 --> 00:27:23,572 - See you later. - Oh, by the way, 567 00:27:23,606 --> 00:27:26,408 if Falcore is not back in one hour, 568 00:27:26,442 --> 00:27:29,277 I will pound you into a piece of paper. 569 00:27:39,588 --> 00:27:43,290 Dad. Where have you been? 570 00:27:43,324 --> 00:27:45,192 Are you okay? 571 00:27:45,226 --> 00:27:47,261 Oh, God. Is this about the prank war? 572 00:27:47,295 --> 00:27:48,829 Dad, you are too old 573 00:27:48,864 --> 00:27:51,231 to be running around pranking Ridgefield. 574 00:27:51,266 --> 00:27:53,733 Why'd you sleep with him? 575 00:27:53,768 --> 00:27:55,668 That guy's terrible, Karen. 576 00:27:55,703 --> 00:27:56,936 Karen? 577 00:27:56,970 --> 00:28:00,673 I'm MacKenzie, your other daughter. 578 00:28:02,676 --> 00:28:06,045 Mom, is he okay? 579 00:28:06,079 --> 00:28:10,716 And you, running off with that Russian slut. 580 00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:13,952 We treated you like family. 581 00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:16,722 Okay, daddy. You must be tired. 582 00:28:16,756 --> 00:28:19,391 Come on, let's go lie down. 583 00:28:19,426 --> 00:28:21,393 Okay, okay. 584 00:28:21,428 --> 00:28:22,594 Okay. 585 00:28:22,629 --> 00:28:24,496 Whatever it is, Roger, it'll have to wait. 586 00:28:24,531 --> 00:28:26,664 It's not you I'm here to see, Mack. 587 00:28:26,698 --> 00:28:28,666 Jack. 588 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:32,236 Where in the hell's my horse? 589 00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:37,106 Finally. 590 00:28:39,109 --> 00:28:42,211 God. 591 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:49,218 They had your name. 592 00:28:49,253 --> 00:28:50,686 Nobody move! 593 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,355 This is a robbery. 594 00:28:55,182 --> 00:28:56,987 Hey, don't you move! I'm watching you. 595 00:28:57,022 --> 00:28:58,512 Don't you move. 596 00:28:58,807 --> 00:29:02,009 Wallet, please. Come on. 597 00:29:02,043 --> 00:29:04,621 Thanks, and whatever else you got in your pockets. 598 00:29:04,656 --> 00:29:06,146 Come on. 599 00:29:06,181 --> 00:29:07,347 Whoa. 600 00:29:07,381 --> 00:29:08,615 Check it out. 601 00:29:08,649 --> 00:29:11,229 What are you, man? Drug dealer or something? 602 00:29:11,264 --> 00:29:12,583 What you got there? 603 00:29:13,754 --> 00:29:15,688 "Early pregnancy test." 604 00:29:15,723 --> 00:29:17,489 Uh-oh. 605 00:29:17,524 --> 00:29:19,058 - You pregnant? - Don't know. 606 00:29:19,093 --> 00:29:21,393 That's why she bought the test, genius. 607 00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:24,330 Hey, you need to wrap that thing, junior. 608 00:29:24,364 --> 00:29:25,798 Hell, half the reason I'm standing here right now 609 00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:26,998 is 'cause I got so many mouths to feed. 610 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:29,034 It's true. He's got, like, 12 kids. 611 00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:31,402 It's not actually mine. 612 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:34,117 I mean, not if it exists. 613 00:29:34,152 --> 00:29:35,874 - Who's the father? - Greg. 614 00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:37,776 Then where the hell is Greg? 615 00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:39,092 - This is his responsibility. - I know. 616 00:29:39,187 --> 00:29:41,273 He... he's busy. He got cornrows. 617 00:29:41,308 --> 00:29:42,874 Oh, wow. 618 00:29:42,908 --> 00:29:45,843 - People are disappointing. - You got that right. 619 00:29:45,878 --> 00:29:47,512 Hey. 620 00:29:47,546 --> 00:29:49,747 You're a good dude. 621 00:29:49,781 --> 00:29:50,748 He's a good guy. 622 00:29:50,782 --> 00:29:52,884 I know. 623 00:29:53,886 --> 00:29:56,154 He's a fantastic guy. 624 00:29:56,188 --> 00:29:58,389 Well... 625 00:29:58,423 --> 00:29:59,823 Good luck with that. Yeah. 626 00:29:59,857 --> 00:30:02,893 Fingers crossed, huh? 627 00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:04,028 Let's do this. Let's do this. 628 00:30:04,062 --> 00:30:05,095 All right, ladies. 629 00:30:05,130 --> 00:30:06,763 Empty the pockets. Let's go. 630 00:30:06,797 --> 00:30:09,933 Dad, do you know where Falcore is? 631 00:30:12,570 --> 00:30:14,137 What's Falcore? 632 00:30:14,171 --> 00:30:18,280 Falcore is my horse, the one you stole. 633 00:30:20,877 --> 00:30:22,578 - Uh... - Jack? 634 00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,813 Go on, tell him where the horse is. 635 00:30:25,916 --> 00:30:27,283 Come on, daddy. Tell Roger. 636 00:30:27,317 --> 00:30:29,452 - I'm just... I'm thinking. - You're thinking. 637 00:30:29,486 --> 00:30:31,353 So you don't remember? 638 00:30:31,387 --> 00:30:33,488 - Roger, back off. - He... he just needs a second. 639 00:30:33,523 --> 00:30:34,556 No, I'm not mad. 640 00:30:34,590 --> 00:30:36,391 I'm just concerned about my horse. 641 00:30:36,426 --> 00:30:38,236 He doesn't like the woods. 642 00:30:40,329 --> 00:30:42,230 It's okay, Jack. 643 00:30:42,265 --> 00:30:44,232 Um, I-I-I love animals. 644 00:30:44,267 --> 00:30:47,134 I would never hurt an animal. 645 00:30:47,169 --> 00:30:50,204 I just don't know where I put him! 646 00:30:50,238 --> 00:30:54,075 - I'm sorry. - Dad, it's okay. 647 00:30:56,144 --> 00:30:58,479 We'll find him. 648 00:30:58,513 --> 00:30:59,713 You know what she said when I asked her 649 00:30:59,747 --> 00:31:01,148 why she cheated on me? 650 00:31:01,183 --> 00:31:02,382 Because she wanted to. 651 00:31:02,416 --> 00:31:03,383 I mean, that was her answer. 652 00:31:03,417 --> 00:31:05,351 I mean, can you... Whoa. 653 00:31:05,386 --> 00:31:07,454 I'm telling you this because I'm your friend. 654 00:31:07,488 --> 00:31:10,890 You're being a little bitch. She cheated on you, yes. 655 00:31:10,924 --> 00:31:12,158 I understand. It sucks. 656 00:31:12,193 --> 00:31:14,026 And you have every right to be angry. 657 00:31:14,061 --> 00:31:15,462 But it's over, man. 658 00:31:15,496 --> 00:31:17,297 Now, it's time to move forward, okay? 659 00:31:17,331 --> 00:31:19,098 Because this isn't fun, not for you, 660 00:31:19,132 --> 00:31:20,966 not for me, and certainly not for Sarah. 661 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,434 I've known that chick for a long time, 662 00:31:22,469 --> 00:31:24,869 and believe me, she feels bad about what she did. 663 00:31:24,904 --> 00:31:27,539 But that's it. That's how it ends, man. 664 00:31:27,574 --> 00:31:29,774 You hear me? Move on. 665 00:31:29,809 --> 00:31:31,577 Yeah, okay. 666 00:31:31,611 --> 00:31:33,345 Good. 667 00:31:33,379 --> 00:31:35,061 Let's go find this stupid horse. 668 00:31:36,615 --> 00:31:38,015 He had, like, leaves in his hair, 669 00:31:38,049 --> 00:31:40,518 and he thought I was my dad. 670 00:31:40,552 --> 00:31:43,020 It was sad and scary. 671 00:31:43,054 --> 00:31:44,922 Getting old looks like it sucks. 672 00:31:44,956 --> 00:31:47,225 I can't wait to get old. I'm just gonna, like, 673 00:31:47,259 --> 00:31:50,160 dress in my curtains and yell at people a lot. 674 00:31:50,194 --> 00:31:51,161 How is that different from now? 675 00:31:51,195 --> 00:31:52,695 Seriously, super bug? 676 00:31:52,730 --> 00:31:53,863 You're gonna give me fashion advice? 677 00:31:53,897 --> 00:31:55,865 Shh, shh. 678 00:31:58,369 --> 00:31:59,769 See. 679 00:31:59,803 --> 00:32:01,104 Told you the carrots were a good idea. 680 00:32:01,139 --> 00:32:03,273 Buzz, listen to me. Don't do anything. 681 00:32:03,307 --> 00:32:04,474 Don't look. 682 00:32:04,509 --> 00:32:06,908 Whatever you're doing, don't do it. 683 00:32:06,943 --> 00:32:07,909 What are you doing? Nothing. 684 00:32:07,944 --> 00:32:09,011 Good. 685 00:32:09,045 --> 00:32:11,013 Horses are prey animals. They spook easy. 686 00:32:11,047 --> 00:32:14,183 We have to be patient and quiet and slow. 687 00:32:14,217 --> 00:32:16,118 Who made you the horse whisperer? 688 00:32:16,153 --> 00:32:18,187 I volunteered at an animal therapy clinic 689 00:32:18,221 --> 00:32:19,288 for M.S. Patients. 690 00:32:19,322 --> 00:32:20,589 Whoa. 691 00:32:20,624 --> 00:32:21,857 That's really impressive. 692 00:32:21,891 --> 00:32:24,192 We need to approach Falcore gently 693 00:32:24,226 --> 00:32:25,726 from the side, not head-on. 694 00:32:25,761 --> 00:32:29,397 Are you ready? 695 00:32:33,835 --> 00:32:36,304 Buzz, are you kidding me? 696 00:32:36,338 --> 00:32:39,373 He made me really nervous. 697 00:32:39,407 --> 00:32:41,542 Plus, I drank a dr pepper right before we left. 698 00:32:41,576 --> 00:32:44,878 Okay, you suck. 699 00:32:44,912 --> 00:32:48,348 Falcore! 700 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:50,684 Here, boy! 701 00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:52,752 He's not a dog. 702 00:32:54,254 --> 00:32:57,456 I am so sorry about this, Roger. 703 00:32:57,491 --> 00:33:01,427 I know how much you love that horse. 704 00:33:01,461 --> 00:33:04,129 It's not your fault. 705 00:33:04,164 --> 00:33:08,701 I think my dad might be losing his mind. 706 00:33:08,735 --> 00:33:11,035 What if he has Alzheimer's? 707 00:33:11,070 --> 00:33:12,704 What do I do? 708 00:33:12,738 --> 00:33:15,207 Tell me. What do I do? 709 00:33:15,241 --> 00:33:18,009 You know what to do. 710 00:33:18,043 --> 00:33:20,612 You do everything you can. 711 00:33:20,646 --> 00:33:23,281 You take him to the doctor. You support your mom. 712 00:33:23,316 --> 00:33:26,084 You be patient with him. You love him. 713 00:33:26,118 --> 00:33:29,986 And you tell him how much you love him every single day. 714 00:33:30,021 --> 00:33:34,991 At least he's not going through this alone. 715 00:33:35,026 --> 00:33:37,428 That's my greatest fear. 716 00:33:39,331 --> 00:33:41,865 Look, all I'm trying to say, Mack, is... 717 00:33:41,899 --> 00:33:45,635 Your dad's a lucky man... 718 00:33:45,669 --> 00:33:48,738 'Cause he has you. 719 00:33:48,772 --> 00:33:50,873 Thanks, Roger. 720 00:33:56,079 --> 00:33:58,980 Oh, my God. 721 00:33:59,014 --> 00:34:01,683 Falcore. 722 00:34:01,718 --> 00:34:04,819 Falcore, Falcore, Falcore, Falcore. 723 00:34:04,854 --> 00:34:05,820 Where did you find him? 724 00:34:05,855 --> 00:34:09,424 Other side of the hill, near old man Fletcher's. 725 00:34:09,459 --> 00:34:11,560 - He's fine. - Thank you. 726 00:34:11,594 --> 00:34:13,828 Thank you. 727 00:34:13,863 --> 00:34:15,596 Okay. 728 00:34:22,070 --> 00:34:24,071 That bus was disgusting. 729 00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:27,742 Why does public transportation have to be so public? 730 00:34:27,776 --> 00:34:30,310 I don't know. 731 00:34:30,344 --> 00:34:32,345 I'm hot. 732 00:34:34,348 --> 00:34:36,949 I'm hungry. 733 00:34:36,984 --> 00:34:37,984 My feet hurt. 734 00:34:38,018 --> 00:34:39,686 Would you like me to carry you? 735 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:42,689 - Oh, was that sarcasm? - Yeah. 736 00:34:42,723 --> 00:34:44,957 Yeah, it is. 737 00:34:44,992 --> 00:34:46,425 Is there something on your mind? 738 00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:47,593 No. 739 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:50,038 Why don't you just say it? 740 00:34:52,198 --> 00:34:53,999 Say what? 741 00:34:54,033 --> 00:34:56,067 Why'd I have unprotected sex with Greg? 742 00:34:56,102 --> 00:34:59,805 Okay, yeah, why did you have unprotected sex with Greg? 743 00:34:59,839 --> 00:35:01,139 Why did you have sex with Greg? 744 00:35:01,174 --> 00:35:03,608 - You are such a jerk. - Well, why did you? 745 00:35:03,642 --> 00:35:07,178 Because I make terrible decisions, okay? 746 00:35:07,212 --> 00:35:08,680 And believe me, nobody regrets it 747 00:35:08,714 --> 00:35:09,880 more than I do. 748 00:35:09,915 --> 00:35:11,716 I'm an idiot, okay? 749 00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:12,917 And you know what? 750 00:35:12,951 --> 00:35:15,019 I want this over with. 751 00:35:15,053 --> 00:35:16,654 I am sick of thinking about it. 752 00:35:16,689 --> 00:35:17,888 What, you're gonna... You're gonna take it here? 753 00:35:17,923 --> 00:35:20,724 Yup, right here, right now, behind this tree. 754 00:35:20,758 --> 00:35:23,159 Wait, Marina. I'm sorry. 755 00:35:23,194 --> 00:35:26,496 I love you! 756 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,867 What? 757 00:35:30,901 --> 00:35:32,569 No matter what you do, whether you're pregnant or not, 758 00:35:32,603 --> 00:35:35,170 I'll love you no matter what. 759 00:35:35,205 --> 00:35:37,406 Even if you have the baby, and it... and it looks like 760 00:35:37,441 --> 00:35:38,674 a little Greg with a little hat and everything, 761 00:35:38,709 --> 00:35:41,377 I'm not going anywhere. 762 00:35:41,411 --> 00:35:43,045 I'll stand here forever if I have to 763 00:35:43,079 --> 00:35:45,280 because I love you 764 00:35:45,315 --> 00:35:48,451 and I don't ever wanna be without you. 765 00:35:48,485 --> 00:35:51,319 Ever. 766 00:35:51,354 --> 00:35:53,621 Will you marry me? 767 00:35:54,690 --> 00:35:57,592 Ii know that sounds crazy. 768 00:35:57,626 --> 00:36:00,661 But would you? Consider it. 769 00:36:11,673 --> 00:36:14,574 You are the best person 770 00:36:14,608 --> 00:36:16,776 I've ever met. 771 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,322 Watch out for snakes. 772 00:36:38,189 --> 00:36:41,547 - Has it been two minutes yet? - Yeah, I believe. 773 00:36:41,883 --> 00:36:44,280 What does it say? 774 00:36:44,315 --> 00:36:45,415 I don't know. 775 00:36:45,450 --> 00:36:48,886 - I haven't looked at it yet. - Well, look at it. 776 00:37:06,036 --> 00:37:10,673 Come on. Let's go home. 777 00:37:10,707 --> 00:37:13,809 Couldn't have asked for a better night. 778 00:37:13,844 --> 00:37:18,013 It's gonna be a nice, full moon. 779 00:37:18,647 --> 00:37:21,015 Dad... 780 00:37:21,049 --> 00:37:23,918 I think it's time to see a specialist. 781 00:37:23,953 --> 00:37:25,945 What's wrong with you? 782 00:37:27,923 --> 00:37:30,758 I know. 783 00:37:32,761 --> 00:37:35,762 I love you, pop. 784 00:37:39,266 --> 00:37:42,068 It can't be easy 785 00:37:42,103 --> 00:37:44,505 running this place by yourself. 786 00:37:44,539 --> 00:37:47,073 I know you're alone. 787 00:37:47,108 --> 00:37:50,209 But no one would know. 788 00:37:50,243 --> 00:37:52,745 I look around. 789 00:37:52,779 --> 00:37:57,349 I see families having the best summer of their lives. 790 00:38:04,157 --> 00:38:07,259 I'm proud of you, kiddo. 791 00:38:07,293 --> 00:38:10,695 Thanks, dad. 792 00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:23,641 We need more lanterns. 793 00:38:23,675 --> 00:38:26,310 You can never have too many lanterns. 794 00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:28,836 That's exactly right. 795 00:38:52,103 --> 00:38:53,370 Hey, who wants ice cream? 796 00:39:02,312 --> 00:39:03,845 Wow. 797 00:39:28,242 --> 00:39:29,377 What do you want, Cole? 798 00:39:29,412 --> 00:39:31,605 When's this thing in Alaska gonna open? 799 00:39:31,639 --> 00:39:35,163 Next year. Why do you care? 800 00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:36,843 I used to live in Alaska. 801 00:39:36,878 --> 00:39:40,093 So what are you saying? You wanna work for me? 802 00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:41,883 I know my way around. That's all. 803 00:39:43,149 --> 00:39:44,850 Mack know about this? 804 00:39:44,885 --> 00:39:47,720 Not yet. 805 00:39:47,754 --> 00:39:51,123 All good things come to an end. 806 00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:12,544 - I'll get us a blanket. - Okay. 807 00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:25,188 You proposed to me today. 808 00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:26,189 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 809 00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:27,891 Yeah, I did. 810 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:31,494 That's a standing offer, by the way. 811 00:40:31,528 --> 00:40:33,463 Just let me know when you're ready. 812 00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:34,931 What makes you think I'd say yes? 813 00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:37,500 I don't. 814 00:40:39,302 --> 00:40:40,837 Oh, my God. 815 00:40:40,871 --> 00:40:42,839 - What? - Greg's car. 816 00:40:42,873 --> 00:40:45,140 I totally forgot. 817 00:40:45,175 --> 00:40:48,209 We just left it. Oh, well. 818 00:40:52,448 --> 00:40:55,951 You know how the harvest moon got its name? 819 00:40:55,985 --> 00:40:58,720 How'd the harvest moon get its name? 820 00:40:58,754 --> 00:41:00,889 Well, as you know, in the fall, 821 00:41:00,923 --> 00:41:02,156 the days get shorter, 822 00:41:02,191 --> 00:41:04,658 which, if you're a farmer, is a problem 823 00:41:04,693 --> 00:41:08,963 because you need the light to harvest your crop. 824 00:41:08,997 --> 00:41:10,030 And back in the day, 825 00:41:10,064 --> 00:41:12,232 the tractors didn't have lights. 826 00:41:12,266 --> 00:41:16,336 But luckily, their old friend the moon 827 00:41:16,371 --> 00:41:17,972 started to turn up early 828 00:41:18,006 --> 00:41:20,707 and provided them with that light. 829 00:41:20,741 --> 00:41:23,710 And that's why it's called the harvest moon. 830 00:41:23,744 --> 00:41:25,545 "Work moon" seems more appropriate. 831 00:41:25,579 --> 00:41:28,681 "Hey, guys. It's quitting time." 832 00:41:28,716 --> 00:41:31,518 "What do you say we all go grab a cold one? 833 00:41:31,552 --> 00:41:33,553 "Wait a minute, the moon's popped up, 834 00:41:33,587 --> 00:41:35,487 "and it's super bright. 835 00:41:35,522 --> 00:41:37,589 "We can keep working. 836 00:41:37,624 --> 00:41:39,691 Great. Thanks a lot, moon." 57328

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