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Man, watch your step.
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Hey.
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What a beautiful day.
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Not too hot, not too cold.
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- Perfect temperature.
- What's with you?
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Nothing.
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The air smells great today,
doesn't it?
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Is that lavender?
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Okay, seriously,
why are you so chipper?
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This feels like
a body-switch movie.
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-Mom, is that you?
-I'm just happy to be here.
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-Almost died last week.
-No, you didn't.
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You had food poisoning.
You ate a bad egg.
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But we didn't know that
at the time.
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At the time, we thought
I was on my deathbed.
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That's not really
the same thing.
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Anyways, it feels like I got
a second chance.
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You know, it's true
what they say.
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This is the first day
of the rest of my life.
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I miss grumpy, depressed Kip.
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Well, he's gone.
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This guy...
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- Ready to embrace life.
- Oh, yeah.
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It's time to go
for what I want.
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Not this again.
Dude, she has a boyfriend.
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Yeah, but he sucks.
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- What does she see in that guy?
- I don't know...
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But his hats makes me angry.
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Did he bring a suitcase full
of hats to camp?
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Because it's different
every time.
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And by the way,
you have a girlfriend,
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who's looking very hot today.
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There you are.
Why do you look happy?
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- I'm not.
- Good.
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You're way sexier when you're
bummed out and misunderstood.
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Morning.
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- You look like crap.
- Thanks.
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- How you holding up?
- It's been a tough week, Cole.
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Look at her.
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How can she look so happy?
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Maybe she just hides it
better than you.
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Wouldn't be hard.
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You know how sometimes
in Florida
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A sinkhole will open up
and suck people into the earth?
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I guess.
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Yeah, I'm kind of hoping
that happens here.
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You know what you need?
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- Mack said, "time to heal."
- Nope.
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Rebound sex...
cleanse the palate.
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Look at her...
what a slut.
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Whore, dirty whore.
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How could she do that
to Robbie?
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I can't even look at her.
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Guess what I heard
on the radio this morning.
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Oh, was it that dave and I
haven't had sex in six months?
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- Because that's true.
- No.
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But you and I will circle
right back to that.
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The new mayor is doing
gay weddings.
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- Really?
- But the State is threatening
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to repeal it, so she said
anyone that wants to
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should do it quick.
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They're in.
You're doing it.
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I don't know.
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We could do it tomorrow night.
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Come on, you've been together
19 years.
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You always said you'd get
married if it were legal.
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Yes, sweetie, but to be fair,
that was just to shut you up.
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Guys, listen, it's not just
about you anymore.
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You have to think about us.
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Last week somebody
called Fyodor a bastard.
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- That was you.
- That's not the point.
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I've wanted this
since I was a little girl.
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Remember the wedding I had
for my two ken dolls?
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Mm, I made tiny bow ties
out of fruit roll-ups.
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I'm really surprised.
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I thought you guys
would be excited.
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I mean, if anybody
should get married, it's you.
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You're the best couple I know.
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Why not do it?
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Because marriage is a zip tie
around your neck.
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The more you squirm,
the tighter it gets,
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until very, very slowly
you finally die.
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That...
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- And it isn't enough time.
- Please.
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Let's do it.
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Will you marry me?
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Sure. Why not?
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Let's just keep it
low-key, okay?
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Totally.
My dads are engaged!
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Camp 1x06 - The Wedding
- sync and corrections by Zac -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Okay, we have 36 hours to pull off
this wedding. That is not a lot of time.
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We're gonna have
to be creative.
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For example, centerpieces...
any ideas?
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- Jay?
- What-what's a centerpiece?
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Sarah?
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Well, last week someone got
high and accidentally ordered
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five extra boxes
of clementines.
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Why are you looking at me?
It could have been anyone.
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So what about, like,
cute wooden bowls of oranges?
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Great. You're in charge
of decorations.
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Buzz, you're with Sarah.
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Oh, man, I don't want to work
with that home wrecker.
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- Sarah?
- She's cool.
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Wrong.
We hate her now.
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She cheated on Robbie.
Robbie's our bro.
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Our bro?
Since when?
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Do you guys, like, hang out
when I'm not looking?
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Okay.
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Cole, music and sound.
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Robbie, you're gonna be
on lighting.
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Amelia, you and I will
coordinate the food.
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- Jay, parking.
- Yes!
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All right, that's it.
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If anybody doesn't know
what they should be doing,
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please, come and ask me.
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- Oh, yeah, um...
- Grace... not now... okay?
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And now Grace would like to say
a few words.
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Thank you all so much.
This is a big day for my dads.
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So, if any
of you screw this up,
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I will hunt you down
and gut you like a fish.
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I swear to god,
I have a knife...
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Eighth-grade graduation present.
Moving on.
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Okay, C.I.T.S,
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we have our jobs.
Let's move out!
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Hey, sweetie...
How are you doing?
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Great.
Everybody hates me.
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I don't hate you.
I love you.
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- You love everybody.
- True.
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- It's your job.
- Mm-hmm.
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I just... sometimes
I just want to get out of here.
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Can I come?
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We could hit the road,
Thelma & Louise style.
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Rob a couple of banks,
hook up with Brad Pitt.
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Die at the end.
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Maybe we should wait till
after Todd and Raffi's wedding.
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There's no way these guys
are pulling that off without us.
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Okay, but right after.
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It'll get better, I promise.
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He won't even talk to me.
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Just give it time, hmm?
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It's all about form, Nate.
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Remember, point your elbow
to where you want to throw,
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And step on into it.
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You still got that great arm.
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Thanks.
You here to recruit me again?
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Maybe.
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We have
an assistant-coaching position,
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just opened up
at Michigan State.
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Stu, you haven't seen me play
in ten years.
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Ah, you know the game.
You're great with the kids.
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It seems like
it might be perfect for you,
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If you're looking.
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Can't be
a camp counselor forever.
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Yeah, sure, I mean...
I guess.
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You should call my office,
set up an interview.
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Thanks.
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So you're gonna break up
with Chloe...
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- Hot, beautiful Chloe?
- Yes.
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- In the short shorts?
- Yes.
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Those are great shorts.
I like them a lot.
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I think they're new.
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Can you get off the shorts?
We're talking about someone
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who blackmailed me
into dating her using my cancer.
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Who cares?
You should be flattered.
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Zoe almost had sex with me
to piss off her mom.
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You hear me whining like
a little girl?
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- I almost died.
- Here we go.
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And while I was
in the emergency room,
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crapping and vomiting
at the same time,
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all I could think about
was Marina.
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You should give that to Greg.
He can write another song.
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I'm gonna go after what I want.
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What's this...
a knitting circle?
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Did I miss the invite
to your stitch and bitch?
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It's good
to see you too, Grace.
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Stop being so stingy
with the paint.
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My dads are saying their vows
under this thing.
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It needs to be gleaming!
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I was being a little stingy
with the paint.
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- Hey, guys.
- Well, hello.
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So, Kip, I don't know
if I told you yet,
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But I'm glad you're not dead.
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- Me too.
- You got any other secret,
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life-threatening diseases
you want to tell me about?
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No, it's just the leukemia.
Thanks.
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What are you doing right now?
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- Uh...
- Ready for our hike, babe?
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Hey, is that
your hiking fedora?
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All right, we're gonna go.
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But please don't die
while we're gone,
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'cause if you're feeling weak,
we can reschedule.
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- Yeah, well...
- Whoa, babe.
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Not cool.
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Sorry, Kip.
She didn't mean it.
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Live strong, bro.
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See you guys.
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It is such...
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- How could... why?
- We're all baffled.
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Maybe the hats give off
a pheromone.
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Congratulations.
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I mean, I know it's just
a formality.
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You guys are already
so committed.
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It's just about
making it official.
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Plus, over 30 legal rights
and protections.
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Exactly.
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Plus, the party
and the pictures.
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Isn't this exciting?
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Oh, it's gonna be so beautiful.
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I loved my wedding...
Well, at first.
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And then Steve got drunk
and fell asleep
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In the back
of the catering van.
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I missed a lot of red flags.
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I'm so glad we're having it
here at camp.
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It feels right.
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- Me too.
- What am I gonna wear?
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I wish I had my gray suit.
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I'm thinking ceremony
in the amphitheater,
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reception in the dining hall.
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- Perfect.
- It just seems like a waste.
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You know, I have the suit,
but I can't wear it.
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And I think we need to keep
an eye on Grace.
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She seems a little...
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- Intense?
- Right.
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You should have seen her
last year
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During her production
of Les Mis.
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Lost 20 pounds just
to play Cosette.
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Maybe I'll just wear
my bathing suit
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and a pair of flip-flops.
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Or, hey, maybe
you could whip me up
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one of those
fruit roll-up suits.
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- Are you okay?
- No.
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I just want to look hotter
than you on my wedding day.
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Is that too much to ask?
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Oh, sweetie.
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It's never gonna happen.
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Aw, you guys are perfect.
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Yeah, I was excited
about moving to Florida before,
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but now I'm a little worried.
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I just feel
like I'm always moving
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and I'm never settled.
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That's good.
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Always moving,
but never settled.
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I'm gonna use that in a song.
Can I use that?
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Um, sure.
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You know, it's the idea
of making all new friends.
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It's a lot, and it just
feels scary,
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And I just feel like I need...
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What are you doing?
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I'm more than just
a singer, babe.
250
00:09:51,126 --> 00:09:52,359
I'm also a dancer.
251
00:09:52,377 --> 00:09:55,529
I'm trying to put
the whole thing together.
252
00:09:55,547 --> 00:09:59,133
- I think we need to break up.
- What?
253
00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:01,051
Why... because I was working
on my moves?
254
00:10:01,086 --> 00:10:03,420
First of all, stop calling
them your moves,
255
00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:06,257
And second, yeah, kind of.
256
00:10:06,308 --> 00:10:08,208
This just isn't working
for me anymore.
257
00:10:08,226 --> 00:10:10,060
- Really?
- Greg, you're great.
258
00:10:10,095 --> 00:10:11,979
You know,
you're a great guy with...
259
00:10:12,013 --> 00:10:14,047
With great hair and great hats.
260
00:10:14,065 --> 00:10:16,717
I just... I just don't feel like
you're right for me.
261
00:10:16,735 --> 00:10:19,219
I feel like I just need time
by myself
262
00:10:19,237 --> 00:10:22,606
to think
about all my decisions.
263
00:10:22,657 --> 00:10:24,942
Yeah.
264
00:10:24,993 --> 00:10:28,896
I think I might be better
a free agent.
265
00:10:28,914 --> 00:10:30,698
Okay.
266
00:10:30,732 --> 00:10:33,968
- I'll see you later, then.
- Can we have breakup sex?
267
00:10:34,002 --> 00:10:36,337
Bye, Greg.
268
00:10:36,371 --> 00:10:40,124
Roger! What the hell?
269
00:10:40,175 --> 00:10:42,409
Congratulations. I heard
about your big gay wedding.
270
00:10:42,427 --> 00:10:44,712
Yeah, it's a big gay wedding.
You got a problem with that?
271
00:10:44,746 --> 00:10:46,914
Just the opposite,
angry little girl. I love it.
272
00:10:46,932 --> 00:10:49,600
The gays are a huge,
untapped financial resource.
273
00:10:49,634 --> 00:10:51,084
If you think you're gonna get
274
00:10:51,102 --> 00:10:53,020
your grubby little Ridgefield
paws on this wedding, Roger...
275
00:10:53,054 --> 00:10:55,723
Ah, slow your roll, Mack.
I'm on your side.
276
00:10:55,757 --> 00:10:57,858
Every year, thousands
of straight couples
277
00:10:57,893 --> 00:11:01,028
flush their hard-earned cash
down the toilet on weddings.
278
00:11:01,062 --> 00:11:03,063
Why shouldn't gays have
the same right?
279
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:04,865
Very moving...
you should speak at rallies.
280
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,700
Anyway, what can I do to help?
281
00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:08,769
We have it all under control.
Thank you.
282
00:11:08,787 --> 00:11:10,538
What about the bachelor party?
283
00:11:10,572 --> 00:11:12,439
Let me throw
the bachelor party.
284
00:11:12,457 --> 00:11:14,942
Why?
What's in it for you, Rog?
285
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,378
I have a big heart.
I love Todd and Robbie.
286
00:11:17,412 --> 00:11:19,763
- It's Raffi.
- Whatever.
287
00:11:19,798 --> 00:11:22,917
Okay, look, I want some pictures
for my website.
288
00:11:22,951 --> 00:11:25,486
I need more gays.
Let me throw the bachelor party.
289
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,187
Roger, the wedding
is in 16 hours.
290
00:11:27,222 --> 00:11:28,639
We don't have time
for a bachelor party.
291
00:11:28,673 --> 00:11:30,424
Ah, don't worry.
I am on it.
292
00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:32,643
Tonight, my place, I promise.
293
00:11:34,346 --> 00:11:36,764
It'll be the gayest
bachelor party ever.
294
00:11:44,439 --> 00:11:46,490
- This is nice.
- Yeah.
295
00:11:46,524 --> 00:11:48,776
We can make out as long
as we don't fall in the water.
296
00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:50,244
I don't want to get
my hair wet.
297
00:11:50,278 --> 00:11:53,697
Um, I just thought that this
would be a good place to talk.
298
00:11:53,748 --> 00:11:55,416
Okay, what do you want
to talk about?
299
00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:58,986
Is it your brush with death?
Do you need to yell at god?
300
00:11:59,004 --> 00:12:02,423
Chloe, I think
we should break up.
301
00:12:02,457 --> 00:12:04,174
- What?
- Um...
302
00:12:04,209 --> 00:12:06,010
I think we should break up.
303
00:12:06,044 --> 00:12:08,846
- Are you kidding me?
- No.
304
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,848
Okay, why did you bring me out
into the middle of the lake
305
00:12:10,882 --> 00:12:12,349
- To break up with me?
- Well, you said it was nice.
306
00:12:12,384 --> 00:12:13,517
For making out!
307
00:12:13,551 --> 00:12:16,553
Take me back to shore, now!
308
00:12:19,557 --> 00:12:23,560
- I hope we can still be friends.
- I hope you die.
309
00:12:33,033 --> 00:12:35,553
Yeah, over there.
310
00:12:36,942 --> 00:12:38,587
Hey, Buzz.
311
00:12:38,622 --> 00:12:41,205
Can you hold this
while I tie the bow?
312
00:12:43,508 --> 00:12:45,342
Seriously, you're ignoring me?
313
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,679
Buzz Granger, hold this,
or I'll tell your mother.
314
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,017
- How's it going?
- Oh, so far, so good.
315
00:12:53,035 --> 00:12:54,685
I've got the little ones
picking flowers.
316
00:12:54,703 --> 00:12:56,237
The bigger ones are working
on arrangements.
317
00:12:56,271 --> 00:12:58,539
Decorations
are really coming along.
318
00:12:58,574 --> 00:13:01,209
Oh, unfortunately, the bakery
couldn't do a cake in time,
319
00:13:01,243 --> 00:13:03,494
so I'm thinking cookies.
320
00:13:03,528 --> 00:13:06,130
Mackenzie, this wedding
is important to me.
321
00:13:06,165 --> 00:13:07,331
I know that, honey.
322
00:13:07,365 --> 00:13:09,000
I've been dreaming of it
my whole life,
323
00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:12,053
and in those dreams,
my dads did not cut a cookie.
324
00:13:12,087 --> 00:13:15,039
They did not goofily feed
each other cookies.
325
00:13:15,057 --> 00:13:16,373
One of them did not smoosh
326
00:13:16,391 --> 00:13:18,142
a piece of cookie
into the other's face!
327
00:13:18,177 --> 00:13:22,480
Okay, let's sit down,
and let's take a breath.
328
00:13:22,514 --> 00:13:26,017
Sweetheart, what is going on?
You're yelling at people a lot.
329
00:13:26,051 --> 00:13:27,735
It's because nobody
is doing anything right.
330
00:13:27,769 --> 00:13:30,321
Everybody
is working really hard.
331
00:13:30,355 --> 00:13:32,690
I know.
332
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,825
I'm sorry.
333
00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:36,694
It's just...
334
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,996
For once, I wanted
to have something normal.
335
00:13:39,031 --> 00:13:40,915
My family has got
a lot going on...
336
00:13:41,249 --> 00:13:44,885
Black, white, gay, adopted.
337
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,421
I just wanted to have
one thing that was...
338
00:13:47,472 --> 00:13:49,890
Normal.
339
00:13:49,925 --> 00:13:52,643
Okay, I will make sure
that we get a cake.
340
00:13:52,677 --> 00:13:56,146
And, Grace, this wedding
is going to be fantastic.
341
00:13:56,181 --> 00:13:58,399
Thanks.
Sorry if I got a little nuts.
342
00:13:58,433 --> 00:14:00,884
No problem.
We all have our moments.
343
00:14:00,902 --> 00:14:02,382
Dylan, if you drop
that centerpiece,
344
00:14:02,387 --> 00:14:04,355
I swear, I will drown
your new puppy!
345
00:14:04,389 --> 00:14:05,823
I don't care! I'll do it!
346
00:14:10,445 --> 00:14:12,780
Chloe, are you okay?
347
00:14:12,831 --> 00:14:14,164
Uhuh.
348
00:14:14,199 --> 00:14:15,232
All right,
I'll leave you alone then.
349
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:19,086
Wait.
We could talk, if you want.
350
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,621
Is this because Zoe is gone now
351
00:14:20,672 --> 00:14:22,256
and you have no one else
to talk to?
352
00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:24,041
Yes.
353
00:14:24,075 --> 00:14:26,260
Are you gonna be a total bitch
to me like you usually are?
354
00:14:26,294 --> 00:14:29,597
- No.
- Fine.
355
00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:34,552
Kip broke up with me...
356
00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,820
- In a boat.
- What?
357
00:14:36,855 --> 00:14:39,273
- In a boat? Why?
- I don't know.
358
00:14:39,307 --> 00:14:41,725
We were just floating there,
broken up.
359
00:14:41,759 --> 00:14:44,061
That's terrible.
That is a terrible idea.
360
00:14:44,095 --> 00:14:46,196
I know.
361
00:14:46,231 --> 00:14:48,365
And the thing is,
I really liked him.
362
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,885
I mean, at first, I was
just dating him ironically...
363
00:14:50,919 --> 00:14:52,119
- Sure.
- And I thought it was
364
00:14:52,153 --> 00:14:53,787
- interesting that he might die...
- Okay.
365
00:14:53,822 --> 00:14:55,772
But then when
he almost did die,
366
00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:58,008
I got really scared.
367
00:14:58,043 --> 00:15:01,428
Yeah, I-I know.
Me too.
368
00:15:01,463 --> 00:15:04,048
You know, I broke up
with Greg today.
369
00:15:04,082 --> 00:15:05,782
You did? Why?
370
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,001
I don't know...
he's kind of lame,
371
00:15:07,052 --> 00:15:09,403
and I just don't think
he really gets me.
372
00:15:09,437 --> 00:15:11,388
But he wrote that song
about you.
373
00:15:11,423 --> 00:15:13,257
I know.
That song was amazing.
374
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:16,977
And honestly, I think that's why
I stayed with him this long.
375
00:15:17,012 --> 00:15:19,780
I always thought you were
too good for that guy.
376
00:15:19,814 --> 00:15:21,515
You did?
377
00:15:21,566 --> 00:15:24,885
I see stuff.
378
00:15:43,955 --> 00:15:46,457
Okay, uh, we'll be by
to pick it up tomorrow.
379
00:15:46,491 --> 00:15:49,093
Thanks, Eileen.
380
00:15:49,127 --> 00:15:50,494
- Hi.
- Hey.
381
00:15:50,512 --> 00:15:51,833
What's up?
Oh, that was the bakery
382
00:15:51,846 --> 00:15:52,996
Over in Harbor Springs.
383
00:15:53,014 --> 00:15:55,049
Everybody is sold out of cakes
this weekend
384
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,350
because of all
the gay weddings.
385
00:15:56,384 --> 00:15:58,018
All they had left
were kids' birthday cakes.
386
00:15:58,053 --> 00:16:00,187
I got to choose between
a princess and a dinosaur.
387
00:16:00,221 --> 00:16:01,889
- I hope you went dinosaur.
- Of course I went dinosaur.
388
00:16:01,923 --> 00:16:03,273
Good.
389
00:16:03,308 --> 00:16:05,109
So, um, I know
it's kind of bad timing,
390
00:16:05,143 --> 00:16:06,644
but I got to take
the morning off tomorrow.
391
00:16:06,678 --> 00:16:07,945
Seriously, tomorrow?
392
00:16:07,979 --> 00:16:09,697
As in, "throw a wedding in a day
and a half" tomorrow?
393
00:16:09,731 --> 00:16:11,281
Because I am starting
to hyperventilate
394
00:16:11,316 --> 00:16:13,651
just thinking about it...
take that as a "no."
395
00:16:13,685 --> 00:16:15,653
I got a job interview.
396
00:16:15,687 --> 00:16:18,622
Assistant baseball coach
for a college team.
397
00:16:18,657 --> 00:16:21,659
Cole, really?
That's fantastic.
398
00:16:21,693 --> 00:16:24,361
- So I can go?
- Of course.
399
00:16:24,396 --> 00:16:28,198
That's a huge opportunity
for you.
400
00:16:28,216 --> 00:16:31,752
College baseball coach...
that's kind of hot.
401
00:16:31,803 --> 00:16:33,754
- Yeah?
- Sorry.
402
00:16:33,788 --> 00:16:35,872
That was completely
inappropriate boss behavior.
403
00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:37,925
- I promise not to sue.
- What I meant to say...
404
00:16:37,976 --> 00:16:39,560
In a totally professional
manner,
405
00:16:39,594 --> 00:16:42,546
was that it's nice
to see this side of you.
406
00:16:42,564 --> 00:16:44,982
This could set you
on a whole new path
407
00:16:45,016 --> 00:16:47,101
for the rest of your life.
408
00:16:47,152 --> 00:16:50,320
Cole, I am so happy for you.
409
00:16:57,228 --> 00:16:59,913
I wasn't sure at first,
but these look pretty cool.
410
00:16:59,948 --> 00:17:01,582
Yeah, the place
is gonna look great.
411
00:17:01,616 --> 00:17:03,083
I'm just gonna look
like garbage.
412
00:17:03,118 --> 00:17:05,169
Oh, are you still going on
about your suit?
413
00:17:05,203 --> 00:17:07,371
I just wish I had time
to get it, that's all.
414
00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:10,007
I have some exciting news.
415
00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:13,510
I have decided
to take your name.
416
00:17:13,545 --> 00:17:16,096
- My name?
- No. Mack's.
417
00:17:16,131 --> 00:17:17,848
Yes, yours, dummy.
418
00:17:17,882 --> 00:17:21,552
Oh. Great.
419
00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:30,944
Hey.
420
00:17:34,766 --> 00:17:36,817
I am so sorry.
421
00:17:36,868 --> 00:17:40,154
I know what I did was horrible,
but can't we at least talk?
422
00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:42,573
I know we're not gonna
get back together.
423
00:17:42,607 --> 00:17:45,893
I wish you would just yell at me
or something.
424
00:17:45,927 --> 00:17:48,412
What can I do
to make this better?
425
00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:50,798
Tell me what you want.
426
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,669
You know what I want?
427
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,172
I want for you to leave me
the hell alone.
428
00:18:04,229 --> 00:18:06,263
Oh, hey, Robbie.
429
00:18:06,297 --> 00:18:08,465
What brings you to the bar
at 2:00 in the afternoon?
430
00:18:08,483 --> 00:18:09,683
And where's Sarah?
431
00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:14,638
Sarah is, um... she's...
we broke up.
432
00:18:14,656 --> 00:18:17,474
Oh, man.
I'm sorry.
433
00:18:19,727 --> 00:18:21,945
On the house.
434
00:18:21,979 --> 00:18:23,080
Thanks.
435
00:18:23,114 --> 00:18:25,482
- Drinking seems to help.
- Been there.
436
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,618
For a couple of weeks
after my last relationship,
437
00:18:27,652 --> 00:18:30,671
I was throwing O.J. In some
vodka and calling it breakfast.
438
00:18:30,705 --> 00:18:33,040
At least I waited
till early afternoon.
439
00:18:33,091 --> 00:18:35,959
Oh, I can tell you're dealing
way better than I did.
440
00:18:35,993 --> 00:18:39,963
- One more shot?
- Absolutely.
441
00:18:51,609 --> 00:18:53,811
Buzz, will you pass the tape?
442
00:18:56,531 --> 00:18:58,532
Buzz, the tape.
443
00:19:03,705 --> 00:19:07,958
You know what?
Never mind.
444
00:19:07,992 --> 00:19:10,577
I get it, okay?
I suck!
445
00:19:10,628 --> 00:19:11,745
Thanks for letting me know.
446
00:19:11,796 --> 00:19:13,196
I'm aware that everyone here
hates me.
447
00:19:13,214 --> 00:19:15,299
Message received, Buzz.
448
00:19:17,468 --> 00:19:20,003
Welcome to your bachelor party.
449
00:19:20,037 --> 00:19:22,038
- Oh.
- Oh, my god.
450
00:19:22,056 --> 00:19:25,726
- Whoo!
- We have music, mani-pedi,
451
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,728
and a bull.
452
00:19:27,762 --> 00:19:30,213
I know I should be offended,
but this is
453
00:19:30,231 --> 00:19:32,099
everything I've ever wanted.
454
00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:34,318
Ooh.
455
00:19:35,436 --> 00:19:38,655
- Am I allowed to touch you?
- Please don't touch Lars.
456
00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:40,390
The service will charge me
an extra $200.
457
00:19:40,408 --> 00:19:42,058
Ooh, I think I'll have
one of these.
458
00:19:42,076 --> 00:19:43,059
Perfect.
459
00:19:43,077 --> 00:19:44,328
Tonight's signature cocktail
460
00:19:44,362 --> 00:19:47,063
is something I like to call
"the harvey man-banger."
461
00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:52,085
Oh, Roger, these
are surprisingly delicious.
462
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,671
I'm gonna need at least
six more of these.
463
00:19:54,706 --> 00:19:56,874
Would you like some, Lars?
464
00:19:56,908 --> 00:19:59,092
I'm not touching.
465
00:20:08,519 --> 00:20:10,721
I'm an ass.
466
00:20:10,755 --> 00:20:14,107
I told you,
that bro thing was dumb.
467
00:20:14,142 --> 00:20:15,822
Problem is I'll never
trust your judgment
468
00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:20,030
On anything ever again because
you broke up with Chloe...
469
00:20:20,064 --> 00:20:22,699
In a boat.
470
00:20:26,988 --> 00:20:28,989
Oh, be right back.
471
00:20:31,442 --> 00:20:33,493
Hey.
472
00:20:33,544 --> 00:20:36,413
You dumped her in a boat?
What were you thinking?
473
00:20:36,447 --> 00:20:38,165
Okay, you know how
I've never dated anyone before?
474
00:20:38,216 --> 00:20:39,282
Mmhmm.
475
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,418
Never broken up before either.
476
00:20:41,452 --> 00:20:42,619
I didn't know what I was doing.
477
00:20:42,637 --> 00:20:44,922
Clearly.
Here's a tip for next time...
478
00:20:44,956 --> 00:20:46,957
Have your exit marked,
make your move,
479
00:20:46,975 --> 00:20:48,392
and then get out of there.
480
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,144
That just sounded like
I gave you instructions
481
00:20:51,179 --> 00:20:52,260
on how to commit a mugging.
482
00:20:52,263 --> 00:20:54,982
Well, if I ever fall
on hard times...
483
00:20:55,016 --> 00:20:56,817
You know, there's
a silver lining in all this.
484
00:20:56,818 --> 00:20:57,935
Oh, yeah?
485
00:20:57,969 --> 00:21:01,054
Me and Chloe
actually kind of bonded.
486
00:21:01,089 --> 00:21:04,140
She opened up to me
about her jerk ex-boyfriend...
487
00:21:04,158 --> 00:21:06,276
- I think he sounds nice.
- And I talked to her
488
00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:07,744
about my breakup with Greg.
489
00:21:07,779 --> 00:21:10,781
- Your what?
- Yeah, I broke up with Greg...
490
00:21:10,815 --> 00:21:13,000
On land, like a normal person.
491
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:16,970
That's...
Wow.
492
00:21:17,005 --> 00:21:18,789
I feel good about it.
493
00:21:18,823 --> 00:21:21,124
I'm excited to be on my own
for a little while.
494
00:21:21,158 --> 00:21:22,826
I mean, I just feel
like I've been moving
495
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:24,845
from boyfriend to boyfriend,
496
00:21:24,879 --> 00:21:27,414
and I need to take some time
for myself.
497
00:21:27,448 --> 00:21:31,351
- You know?
- Yeah, sure.
498
00:21:31,386 --> 00:21:34,688
- Ride 'em, cowboy!
- Whoo-hoo!
499
00:21:34,722 --> 00:21:36,189
This time tomorrow,
we'll be married.
500
00:21:36,224 --> 00:21:39,026
- You know it. Whoo!
- What was that?
501
00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:42,362
Sorry. I-I get really fratty
in super-gay environments.
502
00:21:42,397 --> 00:21:45,565
Here is to years
of marital bliss.
503
00:21:45,616 --> 00:21:47,367
Run.
504
00:21:47,402 --> 00:21:49,653
Roger, I never thought
I'd say this,
505
00:21:49,687 --> 00:21:51,705
but this has actually been
a pretty fun bachelor party.
506
00:21:51,739 --> 00:21:53,300
Well, thank you, ma'am.
507
00:21:53,324 --> 00:21:56,693
Oh, Lars, I almost forgot.
508
00:21:56,711 --> 00:21:59,880
Yes.
509
00:21:59,914 --> 00:22:03,667
And... classic.
510
00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:06,136
- Voila!
- I love it.
511
00:22:08,389 --> 00:22:09,473
Okay, how do I look?
512
00:22:09,507 --> 00:22:11,425
- Amazing.
- Oh, my...
513
00:22:11,476 --> 00:22:14,811
- Okay, enough!
- What?
514
00:22:14,846 --> 00:22:16,646
- What is happening?
- You mean the veil?
515
00:22:16,681 --> 00:22:19,182
Wha... relax.
It's just a joke.
516
00:22:19,216 --> 00:22:21,234
No, no, this is...
this is all too much.
517
00:22:21,269 --> 00:22:22,736
This morning I was...
I was sitting at breakfast,
518
00:22:22,770 --> 00:22:24,154
having a regular day,
and now I don't...
519
00:22:24,188 --> 00:22:25,572
I don't recognize you anymore.
520
00:22:25,606 --> 00:22:27,691
- What are you talking about?
- I think we should go.
521
00:22:27,725 --> 00:22:29,826
Someone breathes
the word "marriage," and...
522
00:22:29,861 --> 00:22:31,728
and all of a sudden, you're
a totally different person.
523
00:22:31,746 --> 00:22:33,080
I am not!
524
00:22:33,114 --> 00:22:34,831
You got a mani-pedi!
You want to take my name!
525
00:22:34,866 --> 00:22:36,750
Is that what this is about...
taking your name?
526
00:22:36,784 --> 00:22:38,869
No.
Well... yes, actually.
527
00:22:38,903 --> 00:22:40,620
Fine, I won't take
your stupid name.
528
00:22:40,671 --> 00:22:42,039
Excellent.
I think that's settled, then.
529
00:22:42,073 --> 00:22:44,041
It's not just that.
You're acting ridiculous.
530
00:22:44,075 --> 00:22:45,542
- I'm acting ridiculous?
- Yeah.
531
00:22:45,576 --> 00:22:48,845
Who's the one randomly shouting
in front of all our friends?
532
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,263
I thought we were happy
the way things were,
533
00:22:50,298 --> 00:22:51,681
but it turns out all this time
534
00:22:51,716 --> 00:22:56,219
that you were secretly dying
to have some big, dumb wedding.
535
00:23:03,227 --> 00:23:06,146
What are you saying?
536
00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:07,814
You don't want to marry me?
537
00:23:07,849 --> 00:23:09,649
Honestly, I don't know.
538
00:23:09,684 --> 00:23:13,019
I don't know anything!
I-I can't breathe.
539
00:23:16,974 --> 00:23:19,493
So...
540
00:23:19,527 --> 00:23:20,777
Man-banger?
541
00:23:33,266 --> 00:23:37,600
- What the hell happened last night?
- Oh, Grace. Hello.
542
00:23:37,601 --> 00:23:39,068
My dads slept apart.
543
00:23:39,102 --> 00:23:41,070
They may have gotten
into a little spat.
544
00:23:41,104 --> 00:23:42,956
The wedding is in six hours.
545
00:23:42,990 --> 00:23:45,107
Look, this is just normal
pre-wedding jitters.
546
00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:47,443
Everything is gonna be fine,
I promise.
547
00:23:47,461 --> 00:23:50,747
Better be.
548
00:23:50,781 --> 00:23:53,449
So you didn't tell her?
549
00:23:53,467 --> 00:23:54,917
I couldn't.
550
00:23:54,951 --> 00:23:57,553
She started talking about how
happy she is to be on her own
551
00:23:57,588 --> 00:24:00,790
and how she doesn't want to date
anyone for a while.
552
00:24:00,808 --> 00:24:03,643
She was really excited
and empowered.
553
00:24:03,677 --> 00:24:07,430
- It totally sucked.
- That's a bummer.
554
00:24:07,464 --> 00:24:09,965
So I guess that's it.
555
00:24:09,984 --> 00:24:11,351
Well, look at it this way.
556
00:24:11,402 --> 00:24:13,186
Now that you've put this thing
with Marina behind you,
557
00:24:13,237 --> 00:24:14,637
you can un-break up
with the hot girl
558
00:24:14,655 --> 00:24:16,522
in the short shorts
who actually likes you.
559
00:24:16,573 --> 00:24:17,607
Hey!
560
00:24:17,641 --> 00:24:19,108
More candles,
less chitchat, ladies.
561
00:24:19,142 --> 00:24:20,243
We're on the clock here.
562
00:24:20,277 --> 00:24:21,361
How are you, Grace?
563
00:24:21,412 --> 00:24:23,079
Besides up to my neck
in imbeciles?
564
00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:24,647
Fine. Thank you.
565
00:24:24,665 --> 00:24:27,367
She's like a murderous
little pixie.
566
00:24:27,418 --> 00:24:29,419
Eh. Hmm.
567
00:24:38,012 --> 00:24:39,846
Hi.
568
00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:41,514
You found me.
569
00:24:41,565 --> 00:24:43,016
Yeah, Mikela told me
570
00:24:43,067 --> 00:24:46,969
there was a big,
sad man in the tepee.
571
00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:49,189
- How are you doing?
- I don't know...
572
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:53,526
Sad, embarrassed,
a little drunk still.
573
00:24:53,577 --> 00:24:55,057
That's 'cause
you're still drinking.
574
00:24:55,079 --> 00:24:57,447
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
575
00:24:57,481 --> 00:24:59,532
You want to know something?
576
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:02,085
All this time, I don't think
I was really upset
577
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,204
about my missing suit.
578
00:25:04,255 --> 00:25:07,123
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
579
00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:11,511
I just, um... I got freaked out
by the finality of it all...
580
00:25:11,545 --> 00:25:12,662
by the commitment.
581
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,163
Well, I hate
to break it to you,
582
00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:16,683
but you guys have been together
for 19 years.
583
00:25:16,717 --> 00:25:19,886
You have a home and two kids.
You're committed.
584
00:25:19,937 --> 00:25:22,605
I know.
And I love that.
585
00:25:24,841 --> 00:25:27,844
Marriage is scary.
586
00:25:27,878 --> 00:25:29,946
I thought that you,
of all people, would get that.
587
00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:31,948
Hey, I'm not the one
that gave up.
588
00:25:31,982 --> 00:25:36,236
I still believe in marriage.
I just don't believe in Steve.
589
00:25:36,287 --> 00:25:39,188
It's dumb, but not being
married was like an open window,
590
00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:42,825
- like this little escape hatch.
- Ah.
591
00:25:42,859 --> 00:25:44,911
It was nice to know
it was there.
592
00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:46,362
- Mm.
- Like, if I wanted to,
593
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:48,798
I could still be like you...
single and on this adventure.
594
00:25:48,832 --> 00:25:50,199
Is that what this looks like?
595
00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:53,503
Because I feel like
I'm flailing.
596
00:25:53,537 --> 00:25:56,256
You don't really want
to be single again, do you?
597
00:25:56,307 --> 00:25:58,675
No.
I was miserable.
598
00:25:58,709 --> 00:26:00,560
Then what's the point
of an escape hatch
599
00:26:00,594 --> 00:26:04,547
if you don't want
what's on the other side?
600
00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:06,766
The truth is
everything is a mixed bag.
601
00:26:06,817 --> 00:26:11,020
Marriage is hard.
Being single is hard.
602
00:26:11,054 --> 00:26:14,991
But you have to make a choice.
603
00:26:16,927 --> 00:26:19,245
I already did, didn't I?
604
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,663
Yep.
605
00:26:20,698 --> 00:26:23,899
19 years ago.
606
00:26:23,918 --> 00:26:25,451
Now give me some
of that whiskey.
607
00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:29,289
You've got me feeling
all sad and single.
608
00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:30,673
Thanks for coming in, David.
609
00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:32,108
Thanks for having me,
mr. Carpenter.
610
00:26:32,126 --> 00:26:34,260
Oh, you can call me Brian.
611
00:26:34,295 --> 00:26:36,262
I feel like I know you already.
612
00:26:36,297 --> 00:26:39,081
We were big fans
back in the day.
613
00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:40,500
Thanks.
614
00:26:40,534 --> 00:26:44,721
So, um, what have you been
doing since you left the Minors?
615
00:26:44,755 --> 00:26:46,222
Um...
616
00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:50,059
I mean, I see you work
at a camp during the summer.
617
00:26:50,093 --> 00:26:52,145
Yeah,
I'm the go-to handyman.
618
00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:54,480
- But what else?
- "What else" what?
619
00:26:54,515 --> 00:26:57,116
What else do you do
the rest of the year?
620
00:26:57,151 --> 00:26:58,434
I-I travel.
621
00:26:58,469 --> 00:27:01,454
Oh.
For work?
622
00:27:01,488 --> 00:27:05,041
No.
Well, for spiritual work.
623
00:27:05,075 --> 00:27:07,777
I'm getting to know me,
you know?
624
00:27:07,795 --> 00:27:08,911
Sure.
625
00:27:08,945 --> 00:27:10,747
You know, Brian, some people...
626
00:27:10,781 --> 00:27:12,548
They follow a traditional path,
627
00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:16,052
but, um, I see that as a sad,
slow march to the grave.
628
00:27:16,086 --> 00:27:17,420
I don't do traditional.
629
00:27:17,454 --> 00:27:21,040
I don't follow rules.
I walk my own path.
630
00:27:21,075 --> 00:27:22,141
I make my own rules.
631
00:27:22,176 --> 00:27:23,176
I like to be able
to get up and leave
632
00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,960
at any given moment's notice.
633
00:27:24,979 --> 00:27:28,264
Screw normal, right?
634
00:27:30,434 --> 00:27:32,318
And I-I think
that's what I could bring
635
00:27:32,353 --> 00:27:34,354
to your organization.
636
00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:38,441
Hey.
637
00:27:38,475 --> 00:27:40,610
Hey, Robbie.
Can I get you a drink?
638
00:27:40,644 --> 00:27:43,579
Uh, no, but...
639
00:27:43,614 --> 00:27:45,832
Will you go
to a wedding with me?
640
00:27:45,866 --> 00:27:46,983
What?
641
00:27:47,017 --> 00:27:48,584
Look, this week
has totally sucked,
642
00:27:48,619 --> 00:27:51,320
but yesterday with you,
I actually had fun.
643
00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:52,789
Me too.
644
00:27:52,823 --> 00:27:54,424
And there's this wedding
at camp that I have to go to,
645
00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:56,009
which is, like, the last thing
I feel like doing.
646
00:27:56,043 --> 00:27:58,795
- A wedding?
- Come on, it'll be fun.
647
00:27:58,829 --> 00:28:02,015
I don't know.
Won't that be kind of awkward?
648
00:28:02,049 --> 00:28:04,517
No, it'll be great.
I promise.
649
00:28:04,551 --> 00:28:06,853
Okay, fine.
650
00:28:06,887 --> 00:28:08,304
But you should know,
I'm not one of those girls
651
00:28:08,338 --> 00:28:10,056
who sips her drink
in the corner.
652
00:28:10,090 --> 00:28:11,674
If I'm at a wedding, I dance.
653
00:28:11,692 --> 00:28:14,310
I can deal with that.
654
00:28:24,622 --> 00:28:26,340
Well, hello.
655
00:28:28,175 --> 00:28:29,676
Did you come to apologize
656
00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:32,846
for almost throwing
our entire life in the trash?
657
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,664
- Yes.
- Hmm.
658
00:28:34,682 --> 00:28:36,549
Let me guess...
659
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,502
You felt as if your escape hatch
was closing?
660
00:28:41,355 --> 00:28:44,190
You know, dealing with your
emotional claustrophobia
661
00:28:44,225 --> 00:28:45,608
is getting annoying,
662
00:28:45,643 --> 00:28:49,028
but I put up with it...
663
00:28:49,063 --> 00:28:50,647
'cause I love you.
664
00:28:52,032 --> 00:28:54,350
I know.
665
00:28:54,368 --> 00:28:56,703
Thanks.
666
00:28:56,737 --> 00:28:58,538
Hey, my suit.
667
00:28:58,572 --> 00:29:00,039
Yeah, well, you wouldn't
shut up about it,
668
00:29:00,074 --> 00:29:02,358
So I had our neighbor break
into our place and overnight it.
669
00:29:02,376 --> 00:29:05,328
Oh!
What happened to it?
670
00:29:05,362 --> 00:29:06,479
I shredded it
671
00:29:06,513 --> 00:29:10,533
After you embarrassed me
in front of our friends.
672
00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:14,870
- I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
673
00:29:14,889 --> 00:29:16,756
- And guess what.
- Hmm?
674
00:29:16,807 --> 00:29:18,341
You don't have
to worry anymore.
675
00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:19,875
The state revoked gay marriage
this morning.
676
00:29:19,894 --> 00:29:21,177
- What?
- Mm.
677
00:29:21,211 --> 00:29:24,380
The state shut down city hall.
The wedding is off.
678
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,972
Hey, what are you doing?
I help make those!
679
00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:36,100
Well, we don't
need it anymore.
680
00:29:36,135 --> 00:29:37,986
- The wedding is off!
- What?
681
00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:39,908
It's not fair!
682
00:29:40,994 --> 00:29:44,296
Why does this
keep happening to me?
683
00:29:44,331 --> 00:29:45,381
Okay.
684
00:29:49,970 --> 00:29:52,638
There, there.
685
00:30:04,151 --> 00:30:06,368
Why did you just kiss my hand?
686
00:30:06,403 --> 00:30:07,787
I was trying to comfort you.
687
00:30:07,821 --> 00:30:10,372
I knew it was weird
as soon as I did it.
688
00:30:12,876 --> 00:30:15,127
Well, the State shut us down,
689
00:30:15,162 --> 00:30:17,313
but we all know
it's just a matter of time,
690
00:30:17,347 --> 00:30:19,165
so we're doing it anyway,
691
00:30:19,216 --> 00:30:22,084
celebrating one
of our favorite couples.
692
00:30:22,118 --> 00:30:25,588
Todd and Raffi,
we love you guys.
693
00:30:25,622 --> 00:30:26,889
You are perfect together,
694
00:30:26,923 --> 00:30:30,142
Not because you never freak out
or piss each other off,
695
00:30:30,177 --> 00:30:33,629
but because you do,
and you keep on going.
696
00:30:33,647 --> 00:30:35,848
You've built a house,
697
00:30:35,899 --> 00:30:38,267
a home, and a family.
698
00:30:38,301 --> 00:30:40,486
And you're by each other's side
no matter what,
699
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,105
and if that is not the legal
definition of marriage,
700
00:30:43,139 --> 00:30:45,324
well, then it should be.
701
00:30:45,358 --> 00:30:49,695
I am so thrilled
to fake-marry
702
00:30:49,746 --> 00:30:52,814
the best couple I know.
703
00:30:54,584 --> 00:30:57,653
So I hereby pronounce you,
704
00:30:57,671 --> 00:31:02,124
not legally,
but in every other way, married!
705
00:31:38,828 --> 00:31:40,963
Looks like the men
of Little Otter are happy
706
00:31:40,997 --> 00:31:42,548
that Marina is single again.
707
00:31:42,582 --> 00:31:44,884
She said she's taking time off
from dating.
708
00:31:44,918 --> 00:31:47,219
Yeah, that's what girls
who date jerks always say
709
00:31:47,254 --> 00:31:49,672
before they date
their next jerk.
710
00:31:54,311 --> 00:31:56,212
Why is it a dinosaur?
711
00:31:56,246 --> 00:31:59,348
- I don't know.
- I kind of like it.
712
00:31:59,382 --> 00:32:02,268
So what happened with Chloe?
713
00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:05,887
I heard about
the boat ride from hell.
714
00:32:05,906 --> 00:32:10,042
Well, I felt bad, so I left
her flowers and a note.
715
00:32:10,076 --> 00:32:13,195
A note?
What did it say?
716
00:32:13,229 --> 00:32:16,081
"I'm sorry."
I kept it simple.
717
00:32:16,116 --> 00:32:18,250
Yeah, you got back together
with her.
718
00:32:18,285 --> 00:32:20,619
What? No, I didn't.
719
00:32:20,670 --> 00:32:22,454
Yeah, you did.
720
00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:25,591
No way!
She'll know what I meant.
721
00:32:25,625 --> 00:32:29,378
- Okay.
- She will!
722
00:32:29,412 --> 00:32:31,513
Hi.
Would you like tail or teeth?
723
00:32:31,548 --> 00:32:32,681
I'll have some tail.
724
00:32:43,944 --> 00:32:45,904
Oh, for god's sake,
just sleep with him already.
725
00:32:45,928 --> 00:32:47,229
Hmm? Who?
726
00:32:47,263 --> 00:32:49,148
You know who! Cole.
727
00:32:49,199 --> 00:32:50,866
He's been looking at you
all summer.
728
00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:52,568
He wants it.
You want it.
729
00:32:52,602 --> 00:32:54,620
Grab him,
throw him down outside,
730
00:32:54,654 --> 00:32:56,271
and go all cavegirl on him.
731
00:32:56,289 --> 00:32:58,290
I agree,
except for the cavegirl part,
732
00:32:58,325 --> 00:32:59,491
which I really didn't follow.
733
00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:02,294
- You should do it.
- Guys, he's 28...
734
00:33:02,329 --> 00:33:04,913
- And he works for me.
- So what?
735
00:33:04,947 --> 00:33:06,548
- Don't you want to?
- Of course I want to!
736
00:33:06,549 --> 00:33:08,801
I want to all the time lately,
with all kinds of people.
737
00:33:08,835 --> 00:33:10,252
Yesterday
I was having fantasies
738
00:33:10,286 --> 00:33:12,171
about the guy
who delivers our bottled water.
739
00:33:12,222 --> 00:33:13,589
Now is the time.
740
00:33:13,623 --> 00:33:15,174
It's like the guy in his 40s
getting a sports car.
741
00:33:15,225 --> 00:33:18,627
Sometimes you just got to ride
on something new and shiny.
742
00:33:18,645 --> 00:33:19,961
Plus, whatever "mom" thing
743
00:33:19,980 --> 00:33:22,181
he's got going on
isn't gonna last forever.
744
00:33:22,232 --> 00:33:23,399
- Guys, stop.
- That's true.
745
00:33:23,433 --> 00:33:25,484
It is never going to happen.
746
00:33:32,275 --> 00:33:34,410
Hey, Grace.
Congratulations.
747
00:33:34,444 --> 00:33:36,195
Thanks.
748
00:33:36,246 --> 00:33:38,714
Sorry about you and Sarah.
749
00:33:38,748 --> 00:33:41,617
I'm here
if you ever need to talk.
750
00:33:41,651 --> 00:33:43,786
And I turn 18
in two years, so...
751
00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:46,171
Good to know.
752
00:33:48,658 --> 00:33:50,992
Adelaide!
One gift bag per person!
753
00:33:51,011 --> 00:33:52,878
I will rip those grubby little
fingers right off!
754
00:33:52,929 --> 00:33:55,964
I am so happy
we're back together!
755
00:33:55,998 --> 00:33:57,633
- What? No.
- I forgive you.
756
00:33:57,667 --> 00:34:00,135
Chloe, we're not back together.
757
00:34:00,169 --> 00:34:01,270
What?
But you gave me flowers.
758
00:34:01,304 --> 00:34:02,554
You said you were sorry.
759
00:34:02,605 --> 00:34:04,056
Yeah, I'm sorry
for how I broke up with you,
760
00:34:04,107 --> 00:34:06,174
not... not for breaking up
with you.
761
00:34:06,192 --> 00:34:08,143
So you're breaking up
with me again?
762
00:34:08,177 --> 00:34:10,896
No, I'm not.
I'm breaking up with you still.
763
00:34:10,947 --> 00:34:11,947
What is wrong with you?
764
00:34:11,948 --> 00:34:14,066
- Oh!
- Whoa!
765
00:34:17,537 --> 00:34:18,620
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
766
00:34:18,655 --> 00:34:20,656
I just need to get out of here.
767
00:34:24,861 --> 00:34:28,831
Marina, there's something
you should know.
768
00:34:37,924 --> 00:34:39,091
We need to talk.
769
00:34:39,142 --> 00:34:41,093
- Can't I finish my jam first?
- No, now.
770
00:34:44,597 --> 00:34:46,348
Hey, you want to get some cake?
771
00:34:46,382 --> 00:34:48,049
Sounds good.
772
00:34:48,068 --> 00:34:49,735
Before you say anything,
I get it.
773
00:34:49,769 --> 00:34:51,570
You made a mistake.
You were acting crazy.
774
00:34:51,604 --> 00:34:52,988
You want to get back together?
It's cool.
775
00:34:53,022 --> 00:34:56,024
Now, let's go back inside
so I can finish up my jam.
776
00:34:56,058 --> 00:34:57,609
Did you write that song
about me?
777
00:34:57,644 --> 00:35:01,380
- What song?
- The one about me.
778
00:35:01,414 --> 00:35:04,283
- Yes.
- Don't lie to me.
779
00:35:04,317 --> 00:35:07,119
Well, I didn't actually
write it.
780
00:35:07,170 --> 00:35:09,088
I found it in the trash.
781
00:35:09,122 --> 00:35:10,739
But I brought it to life
with my music.
782
00:35:10,757 --> 00:35:11,807
I gave it soul.
783
00:35:18,047 --> 00:35:22,801
- This has been really fun.
- Yeah, totally.
784
00:35:22,852 --> 00:35:25,354
Whoa.
This is sudden and...
785
00:35:25,388 --> 00:35:26,388
Public.
786
00:35:36,566 --> 00:35:38,150
Ow.
787
00:35:38,201 --> 00:35:40,035
What the hell, Sarah?
788
00:35:40,069 --> 00:35:43,872
I see what this is about.
I'm such an idiot.
789
00:35:43,907 --> 00:35:47,326
- Thanks a lot, Robbie!
- Wait, Casey!
790
00:35:49,462 --> 00:35:51,880
Thanks for that.
791
00:35:51,915 --> 00:35:54,750
Me?
What the hell were you doing?
792
00:35:54,784 --> 00:35:55,968
Oh, so you're the only one
who's allowed
793
00:35:56,002 --> 00:35:57,202
to make out with other people.
794
00:35:57,220 --> 00:35:58,720
I didn't do it in front of you!
795
00:35:58,755 --> 00:36:01,006
No, you did it behind my back
and lied to me for weeks!
796
00:36:01,057 --> 00:36:03,124
Is this what this whole summer
is gonna be like...
797
00:36:03,143 --> 00:36:04,326
You just trying to punish me?
798
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,145
I don't know! Maybe!
You deserve it!
799
00:36:06,179 --> 00:36:08,630
You know what?
I'm not sorry.
800
00:36:08,648 --> 00:36:10,182
Well, I feel bad for you,
801
00:36:10,233 --> 00:36:11,817
because nothing is ever
gonna make you happy...
802
00:36:11,851 --> 00:36:13,902
not swimming,
not a relationship.
803
00:36:13,937 --> 00:36:17,656
Deep down, you're just
a sad and miserable person!
804
00:37:00,338 --> 00:37:04,058
Oh, wait. I forgot to ask you.
How did your interview go?
805
00:37:04,109 --> 00:37:05,776
- The job wasn't for me.
- What do you mean?
806
00:37:05,811 --> 00:37:07,344
It sounded perfect for you.
807
00:37:07,362 --> 00:37:08,946
Ah, they wanted
to lock me down,
808
00:37:08,981 --> 00:37:10,281
keep me there for years.
809
00:37:10,315 --> 00:37:12,116
Suddenly I'm some sad guy
in a suit and a 401(k)
810
00:37:12,150 --> 00:37:14,351
and a pot belly...
it's just not me.
811
00:37:14,369 --> 00:37:16,854
I want to have adventures
and be spontaneous.
812
00:37:19,524 --> 00:37:22,076
- What's wrong?
- This isn't gonna work.
813
00:37:22,127 --> 00:37:24,045
- What do you mean?
- What I mean is...
814
00:37:24,079 --> 00:37:26,430
I'm gonna talk to you
as a friend.
815
00:37:26,465 --> 00:37:27,715
Okay.
816
00:37:27,749 --> 00:37:29,884
Look, here, you're a big fish
in a little pond,
817
00:37:29,918 --> 00:37:32,720
and I know you like that,
and I like having you.
818
00:37:32,754 --> 00:37:34,822
Part of me wishes
you would stay here forever.
819
00:37:34,856 --> 00:37:36,891
But as your friend,
I have to tell you
820
00:37:36,925 --> 00:37:39,260
that you have got
to get your act together.
821
00:37:39,311 --> 00:37:43,681
If you ever want to find a woman
with anything going on upstairs,
822
00:37:43,715 --> 00:37:47,351
you've got to decide what it is
you want and go for it.
823
00:37:47,385 --> 00:37:49,720
- I know what I want.
- No.
824
00:37:49,738 --> 00:37:52,056
I value you a lot as a friend,
825
00:37:52,074 --> 00:37:54,692
but that is as far
as this can ever go.
826
00:37:54,726 --> 00:37:56,060
You're too young for me...
827
00:37:56,078 --> 00:37:59,046
- No, I'm not.
- In every way.
828
00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:03,567
You got to move on, Cole.
829
00:38:06,088 --> 00:38:07,755
Love sucks,
830
00:38:07,789 --> 00:38:10,941
and marriage is even worse.
831
00:38:10,976 --> 00:38:12,810
Marriage...
832
00:38:12,844 --> 00:38:15,796
is like putting your junk
inside a tiger's mouth.
833
00:38:15,847 --> 00:38:18,582
Sure, you may get tongue,
834
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:22,937
but nine times out of ten,
you're gonna get teeth.
835
00:38:22,971 --> 00:38:24,939
Here's hoping
for that one in ten.
836
00:38:26,925 --> 00:38:29,510
Really good wedding.
837
00:38:29,544 --> 00:38:32,863
Those tiny hamburgers
were delicious.
838
00:38:32,898 --> 00:38:35,566
I ate, like, eight of them.
839
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,952
Okay.
Good wedding.
840
00:38:37,986 --> 00:38:40,237
Good wedding. Good wedding.
841
00:38:40,271 --> 00:38:43,958
Oh, you guys.
842
00:38:43,992 --> 00:38:45,126
You!
843
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,995
This? This is...
844
00:38:50,549 --> 00:38:53,901
And, dads, just so you know,
I used your credit card
845
00:38:53,935 --> 00:38:56,337
to book the whole family tickets
to New York.
846
00:38:56,388 --> 00:38:58,622
We're going to the courthouse
and making this legit.
847
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:02,093
Whoo! Yeah!
848
00:39:02,127 --> 00:39:05,596
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
849
00:39:05,630 --> 00:39:07,648
Hey, Buzz, have you seen Kip?
850
00:39:09,768 --> 00:39:10,968
Hey.
851
00:39:10,986 --> 00:39:13,137
You okay?
852
00:39:13,155 --> 00:39:15,139
Can I talk to you for a second?
853
00:39:29,337 --> 00:39:31,672
Don't be a stranger, okay?
854
00:39:31,707 --> 00:39:33,224
Thank you.
855
00:39:33,258 --> 00:39:34,875
Off you go.
856
00:40:09,194 --> 00:40:12,029
So you wrote that song
about me.
857
00:40:14,866 --> 00:40:17,168
Yeah.
858
00:40:17,202 --> 00:40:20,504
Why didn't you tell me?
859
00:40:20,538 --> 00:40:22,506
Um...
860
00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:25,542
Probably because I make
all the wrong decisions,
861
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:26,644
all the time.
862
00:40:26,678 --> 00:40:29,847
- No, you don't.
- Yeah, I do.
863
00:40:29,881 --> 00:40:32,233
I'm potentially the worst
decision maker on the planet.
864
00:40:32,267 --> 00:40:34,551
No way.
865
00:40:34,569 --> 00:40:38,522
My bad decision making
blows yours out of the water.
866
00:40:38,556 --> 00:40:39,990
I dated Greg.
867
00:40:40,025 --> 00:40:42,559
Oh, yeah.
868
00:40:42,577 --> 00:40:44,712
That one was pretty bad.
869
00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:52,369
Sorry I didn't tell you.
870
00:40:56,424 --> 00:40:59,160
How's your face?
871
00:40:59,194 --> 00:41:01,595
It's fine.
872
00:41:01,630 --> 00:41:04,965
Let me look.
873
00:41:05,016 --> 00:41:07,084
I think it's gonna be okay.
874
00:41:09,354 --> 00:41:10,954
Yeah.
875
00:41:12,190 --> 00:41:13,924
Yeah.
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