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Perfect time to get
it'sa head start on the day, ing.
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Especially for a 16-year-old
who drove an atv into a lake.
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That was a mistake, and I own that.
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And I know this might sound weird,
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but I think I've learned from it.
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That's great.
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Now, just think how much more
you're gonna learn
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after being grounded for a month.
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Grounded? You can't ground me.
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Trust me.
I can do much worse than that.
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You want to move back in with me?
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That's bull...
- Sheldon!
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Hey, Mr. Greenwalt.
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And don't think
you're getting paid one penny
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until Roger's atv is fixed.
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Are you serious?
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Dad would never pull
such a commie move.
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Keep telling me
how much better your dad is.
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Let's see how that goes.
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You were drinking.
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You stole an atv,
and you drove it into a lake.
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You're lucky I'm not sending you
to military school.
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Yeah, I'm so lucky.
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Sarcasm noted.
Now go clean out the showers!
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Hey, everything okay?
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Yeah, just wondering
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what happened to my sweet little boy.
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Want me to kick his ass for you?
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Not yet, but I'll let you know.
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Thought about what I said on the dock?
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No. My plan was to pretend
it never happened.
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Just what every guy wants to hear.
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Think about it. Take your time.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Okay.
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Favorite... album.
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Wowee zowee.
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By pavement?
- Yeah.
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I love that album.
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It's so sloppy and weird.
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Exactly.
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Came out right before
I graduated high school
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and pretty much defined my summer.
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You graduated high school in '95?
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Yeah.
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I was four.
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Probably weren't listening
to pavement yet, were you?
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Admit it. I'm way too young for you.
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21 is young.
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Most girls your age are...
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There's just nothing
below the surface yet.
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But you...
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There's more in there.
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You're thoughtful and confused...
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And interesting.
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And I loved your book.
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I'm not gonna lie. That helps.
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Crap. I'm late for work.
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You want me to give you a lift?
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No, I think I'll just swim back
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and avoid someone seeing us together
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and ruining my entire summer.
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Where is my swimsuit?
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Um, bottom of the stairs.
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Well, well, if it isn't Sarah Brennen.
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Someone's having a hard time
staying away from Ridgefield.
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Yeah, I-I just wanted...
- No, no, no, no.
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No need to pretend.
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It's pretty obvious
what's going on here.
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You're sweaty, flushed, out of breath.
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You've been using
our facilities, haven't you?
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Yeah. You caught me.
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What do they have over at little otter?
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One of those old-timey jiggly belts
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and a medicine ball?
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I got to go.
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First you borrow my generator,
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and now you're sneaking
out of the fitness center.
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Looks like somebody's
reconsidering my job offer.
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Don't feel guilty, Sarah.
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The desire to trade up
is what America was built on.
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Good morning, little otter.
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We've got a big day ahead of us.
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For all you c.I.T.S,
it's parents' weekend.
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That's right, future counselors. Great.
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Time to be on your best behavior.
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But don't worry...
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We've got a bunch
of fun activities planned.
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This morning a nature hike
followed by movie night,
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and tomorrow everyone's favorite...
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Parents' choice.
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This is nice.
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Parents' weekend is happening
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just as my urge
to strangle buzz is peaking.
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Maybe you'll find a parent
willing to trade kids.
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Hell, I'll swap you Gavin
for buzz straight up.
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Gavin? Which one's Gavin?
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Do you and Dave have, like, 14 kids?
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Let's just say you're in the ballpark.
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I just don't get why
you'd want to date a nerd.
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For starters, they're loyal.
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They have major earning potential.
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And there's virtually zero chance
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of getting an s.T.D.
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You know we can hear you, right?
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But Chloe makes
some really good points.
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We're clean as a whistle.
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Listen, I'm not saying
a guy needs to have
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Ryan gosling potential.
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But what if he turned into that?
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Hey, kipmeister.
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Hey, dad.
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This is buzz.
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It's nice to meet you, Mr. wampler.
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Nice to meet you too, buzz.
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Well...
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I'm here reporting for duty.
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Ready to go birding?
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There have been snowy-owl sightings
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around here... very exciting.
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I'm a twitcher.
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It's another word for birdwatcher.
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Cool.
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There she is.
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Yeah, here I am.
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Your parents coming?
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Well, I've never met my dad,
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so let's hope
we're spared that surprise.
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And my mom can't make it
because she's in Vegas
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with her body-builder boyfriend.
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That's cool.
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None of what I just said was cool.
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My God.
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Wow.
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Somebody's mom's a train wreck.
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That's my mom.
- She is so pretty.
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Mom, I thought you weren't coming.
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Sweetie.
- What's wrong?
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Rick left us.
- Mom, you'll be fine.
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No, you don't understand,
honey... we need Rick.
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We have no place to live.
We're homeless.
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Why don't we go talk about this?
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He threw us out like trash, marina...
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Trash!
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Sand castles?
- Not now.
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It's not as bad as it looks...
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If I get a soldering iron.
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Dude, don't make me say it.
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Come on, the crack's not that big.
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Yeah, but that and the piston...
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You need a new engine.
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A new engine will easily
cost me 1,000 bucks.
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I can't afford it.
I don't have that kind of cash.
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The bike needs to be working
by the end of this summer.
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I could maybe loan you 100 bucks.
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Yeah, and I'd still need another 900.
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Wow. Sarah's been training
a lot lately.
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Yeah, well, you know Sarah.
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Once her mind's set on something,
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she really goes for it.
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With the women's lightweight
powerlifting champ.
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And then Rick has the nerve
to say to me
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that he needs someone
who's in the life,
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someone who gets him.
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A year and a half we were together.
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Do we have a plan, like...
Like, where we're gonna live?
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I put a lot of hard work
into his career.
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Rick was this close
to a muscle milk contract.
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See if we can stay with her
for a little while.
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No, we're keeping Lorraine out of this.
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Okay, fine, but what are we gonna do?
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First we're gonna Polish off
the chablis.
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Then we're gonna search the cabin
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to see what your roomies have
in the way of pills.
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You two joining us
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for the nature hike?
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Big parents' weekend tradition.
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Yeah, let's do that, mom.
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Fresh air will do you good.
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We'll be there in a second, mack.
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Okay.
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I got to tell you, hon...
That sounds awful.
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Hey, where did you get
a Ridgefield shirt?
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I have my ways.
- Yeah? Well, they suck.
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Ms. Granger...
- It's just mack.
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Whatever. Do you mind explaining
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what happened to Zoe's hair?
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Well, there was an incident.
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I cut it.
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I wanted a change.
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You have international
junior miss coming up.
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She looks awful.
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You're crazy. She looks beautiful.
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Did I ask your opinion?
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Who spawned that little hellion?
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Not sure.
Looks like he's from Ridgefield.
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So how's camp?
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Any crazy adventures
you want to tell me about?
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I don't know.
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It's been pretty cool, I guess.
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Mack says you've made
all sorts of friends here.
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Hey, marina, everything okay?
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Totally great. Thanks.
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I know that look.
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That is the look of a guy in love.
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Well, I do have that effect on him.
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I'm Chloe, kip's girlfriend.
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Girlfriend?
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Well, hello, Chloe. Larry wampler.
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It's nice to finally meet you,
Mr. wampler.
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I know it must have been
such a hard year...
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'Cause of the cancer.
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And the mattress in our cabin
is much too firm.
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If you could bring over a feather-top...
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Can I borrow her a sec?
Sorry. Thanks.
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Thank you.
- Would've jumped in sooner,
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but I had to give buzz a new shirt.
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You're kind of my hero today.
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It's all part of the master plan.
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Strap on your packs,
and let's get a move on!
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Whoops. You okay?
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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I don't know why you chose to spend
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your summer out here in the sticks.
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It's better than oiling up Rick's pecs
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at muscle man competitions.
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I was supporting Rick.
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It's what grown-ups do
in relationships.
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Whatever. This is a pattern.
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You date these total losers
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and become completely
dependent on them,
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and then they dump you,
and we're homeless.
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Rinse and repeat.
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That is so untrue.
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Seth, Teddy, lamar, Rico.
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Hey, everybody, can I have
your attention, please?
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Looks like we had
a little bit of company
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out here on the trail.
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Wants to tell all these fine folk
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about what animal left these tracks?
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Kip, what about you?
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These look like they belong
to the American badger,
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which are common in this area.
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I can barely keep kip
from looking at his shoes,
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and now he's giving
the state of the union.
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Who's that guy?
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Four, which coyotes and foxes have.
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That's Dave Coleman. He's amazing.
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I mean, the kids love him.
- Super long claws...
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Well, he's worked a miracle with kip.
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I can't get over how much he's changed.
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He's like a different kid.
- Yeah?
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I just wish...
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What?
- Nothing.
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You know, when you have a sick child,
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everything about it is horrible,
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but you do spend
a lot of time together.
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We watched
every Tarantino movie ten times,
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even from dusk till dawn.
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Yeah, I just missed him.
262
00:11:01,064 --> 00:11:04,062
You got a great kid.
263
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:07,330
They've been known to fight
off coyotes, even bears.
264
00:11:07,332 --> 00:11:11,430
Hey, thanks for earlier.
- No problem.
265
00:11:11,432 --> 00:11:13,364
Thought it was pretty cool
you didn't rat out marina.
266
00:11:13,366 --> 00:11:16,065
I probably should've.
She's a total bitch.
267
00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:20,432
Well, you didn't,
and I totally respect that, Zoe.
268
00:11:20,434 --> 00:11:22,099
Your mom's a little scary.
269
00:11:22,101 --> 00:11:24,700
She's a monster.
270
00:11:27,102 --> 00:11:29,500
And just so you know,
she really doesn't like you.
271
00:11:29,502 --> 00:11:30,634
Yeah...
272
00:11:30,636 --> 00:11:33,735
But I'm starting to come around.
273
00:11:35,669 --> 00:11:37,402
Well, okay.
274
00:11:37,404 --> 00:11:38,669
Let's go.
275
00:11:42,405 --> 00:11:44,937
Okay, here we are...
276
00:11:44,939 --> 00:11:46,670
The Steele creek rock jump!
277
00:11:49,406 --> 00:11:50,805
Okay, so any volunteers?
278
00:11:50,807 --> 00:11:52,905
I'm collecting shoes and clothes.
279
00:11:52,907 --> 00:11:55,906
You coming?
280
00:11:55,908 --> 00:11:57,107
Whoa.
281
00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:01,341
Whoo!
282
00:12:01,343 --> 00:12:03,874
Whoo!
283
00:12:03,876 --> 00:12:05,441
Whoo!
- Nice!
284
00:12:05,443 --> 00:12:06,941
You ready?
285
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,408
I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
286
00:12:09,410 --> 00:12:11,709
There could be rocks down there.
287
00:12:11,711 --> 00:12:13,042
There's no need to take
any extra chances.
288
00:12:13,044 --> 00:12:14,476
It's fine.
289
00:12:14,478 --> 00:12:16,377
I've made that jump
over a hundred times.
290
00:12:16,379 --> 00:12:17,910
Yeah.
291
00:12:17,912 --> 00:12:20,577
We're good. Thanks.
292
00:12:29,047 --> 00:12:30,979
You should be ashamed of yourself.
293
00:12:30,981 --> 00:12:33,013
Because I've never seen
the three amigos?
294
00:12:33,015 --> 00:12:36,514
Yeah, it reflects poorly
on your character.
295
00:12:36,516 --> 00:12:37,648
You're such a weirdo.
296
00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:39,881
Hey...
297
00:12:39,883 --> 00:12:41,582
I feel like I haven't seen you
all week.
298
00:12:41,584 --> 00:12:43,415
You haven't stayed over.
299
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,782
I know. Training sucks right now.
300
00:12:45,784 --> 00:12:47,517
Coach wants me in the water,
like, 24-7.
301
00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:49,750
I've missed you.
302
00:12:49,752 --> 00:12:51,617
I've missed you too.
303
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:01,952
Hey, look, that's the author
the New York Tim calls
304
00:13:01,954 --> 00:13:05,753
"kind of a pretentious dick,
even for us."
305
00:13:05,755 --> 00:13:07,687
But maybe I've misjudged
our writer friend,
306
00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:11,355
because the guy's obviously
doing something right.
307
00:13:13,889 --> 00:13:17,089
Back straight, supple wrist.
308
00:13:18,124 --> 00:13:20,123
Tintin...
309
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,956
Didn't see your name
on the tourney roster.
310
00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:23,757
I got better things to do
than play kids' games
311
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:24,857
with fat old men.
312
00:13:24,859 --> 00:13:26,624
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
313
00:13:26,626 --> 00:13:29,458
Walk it off, Phil.
314
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,859
Probably for the best.
315
00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:33,125
Without Steve as a partner,
316
00:13:33,127 --> 00:13:35,560
you really don't stand
a chance, do you?
317
00:13:35,562 --> 00:13:37,027
You know what? Maybe I will play.
318
00:13:37,028 --> 00:13:41,525
All right, then, if I win,
you owe me 1,000 bucks.
319
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,061
Whoa, big spender,
and what do I get if I win...
320
00:13:44,063 --> 00:13:46,395
$1,000 worth of friendship bracelets?
321
00:13:46,397 --> 00:13:48,029
How about I work at Ridgefield
for a week,
322
00:13:48,031 --> 00:13:50,062
free of charge, any job you want?
323
00:13:50,064 --> 00:13:53,896
And I do have some nasty jobs.
324
00:13:53,898 --> 00:13:55,730
Then you got a bet.
325
00:13:55,732 --> 00:13:57,697
Bring your rubber gloves, compadre.
326
00:13:57,699 --> 00:14:01,565
Be prepared to sign a waiver.
327
00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:03,498
Okay, I don't want to say
that was a stupid bet,
328
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,132
but holy crap, was that a stupid bet.
329
00:14:05,134 --> 00:14:08,033
If I beat Roger, I get my bike fixed.
330
00:14:08,035 --> 00:14:10,467
I just need the right partner.
331
00:14:19,403 --> 00:14:22,936
To be pissed off thatabout this, right
332
00:14:22,938 --> 00:14:24,635
seeing as how my boyfriend's outside.
333
00:14:24,637 --> 00:14:26,570
But running into you
and your prom date really sucks.
334
00:14:26,572 --> 00:14:27,937
Sarah...
- No, just shove it.
335
00:14:27,939 --> 00:14:29,371
And I'm talking to both of us.
336
00:14:29,373 --> 00:14:31,070
This sucks, and it's gross.
337
00:14:31,072 --> 00:14:34,605
And I'm sick of feeling
like a bad person, okay?
338
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,806
It's over.
339
00:14:43,941 --> 00:14:46,640
He's pretty quiet for a big guy.
340
00:14:46,642 --> 00:14:50,108
Listen, you've got it all wrong.
She's my agent.
341
00:14:52,777 --> 00:14:54,576
Well, your agent's really pretty.
342
00:14:54,578 --> 00:14:56,376
Yeah, she's not bad.
343
00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:57,976
But the reason she's here is I sent her
344
00:14:57,978 --> 00:15:01,677
a rough draft of my novel,
and she loved it.
345
00:15:01,679 --> 00:15:03,910
Really? That's great.
346
00:15:03,912 --> 00:15:06,010
I know. It is.
347
00:15:06,012 --> 00:15:08,711
My publisher wants to put
all its resources behind it.
348
00:15:08,713 --> 00:15:10,946
In fact, I'm moving
back to New York Sunday
349
00:15:10,948 --> 00:15:14,846
so we can discuss strategy
and hit the ground running.
350
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:18,747
You're leaving?
351
00:15:18,749 --> 00:15:20,914
I shouldn't have dropped that
on you all at once.
352
00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:24,081
No, it's fine.
I'm excited for you, really.
353
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:26,715
Besides, we just broke up.
354
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,849
Is it called breaking up
if you're having secret sex?
355
00:15:28,851 --> 00:15:32,083
Sure, let's say yes.
356
00:15:32,085 --> 00:15:34,016
I wish I didn't have to go.
357
00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:35,984
Have dinner with me tomorrow night.
358
00:15:35,986 --> 00:15:37,951
I'll order room service at the cabin.
359
00:15:37,953 --> 00:15:40,151
We can have a bottle of wine
360
00:15:40,153 --> 00:15:41,418
and say our good-byes.
361
00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:42,952
I can't.
- Just think about it.
362
00:15:42,954 --> 00:15:45,486
You don't have to answer right now.
363
00:15:48,787 --> 00:15:50,987
Do you want to leave first,
or should I?
364
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:57,988
Make mine a double.
365
00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,422
They're all doubles here, sweetie.
366
00:15:59,424 --> 00:16:00,922
You know who's worse than kids?
367
00:16:00,924 --> 00:16:02,655
Parents.
- I hate other parents.
368
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,089
"Your son stabbed my daughter."
369
00:16:04,091 --> 00:16:05,623
"Your daughter bit my son."
370
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,823
"There's prescription
medicine missing."
371
00:16:07,825 --> 00:16:10,624
We freak everybody out.
372
00:16:10,626 --> 00:16:12,425
Black, white, Filipina daughter,
373
00:16:12,427 --> 00:16:16,923
someone had the nerve
to ask us how much grace cost.
374
00:16:16,961 --> 00:16:19,726
If you paid under 50 grand
for her, you got a sweet deal.
375
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:20,993
Is she good at math?
376
00:16:20,995 --> 00:16:24,494
She did nothing but complain
about Zoe's hair.
377
00:16:24,496 --> 00:16:26,427
It grows back, you dummy!
378
00:16:26,429 --> 00:16:28,961
And who orders
a feather-top mattress for camp?
379
00:16:28,963 --> 00:16:31,428
I love dark mack.
380
00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:32,462
Popcorn!
381
00:16:32,464 --> 00:16:34,629
Get your stale popcorn!
382
00:16:34,631 --> 00:16:37,163
With lawry's seasoning salt.
383
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:43,164
I'm so happy to see you.
384
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,132
I've been looking
forward to this all summer.
385
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,965
I'm happy to see you too, dad.
386
00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:48,432
Look at you.
387
00:16:48,434 --> 00:16:50,665
I send you off to camp.
388
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:53,466
You find yourself a girlfriend.
You made friends.
389
00:16:53,468 --> 00:16:55,600
I'm really liking it, kip,
really liking it.
390
00:16:55,602 --> 00:16:57,833
It's not that big a deal.
- You, um...
391
00:16:57,835 --> 00:17:00,968
Any questions come up in your exploits?
392
00:17:00,970 --> 00:17:02,901
Need me to drop a little 411?
393
00:17:02,903 --> 00:17:04,468
I don't understand your weird,
394
00:17:04,470 --> 00:17:06,169
mangled hip-hop vernacular, dad.
395
00:17:06,171 --> 00:17:08,770
Do you have any questions
about sexual intercourse?
396
00:17:08,772 --> 00:17:12,070
My God.
397
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,103
Hey, you don't want
to get in trouble here.
398
00:17:14,105 --> 00:17:15,437
Dad...
- Things can happen.
399
00:17:15,439 --> 00:17:17,738
Shut this down. Shut it down now.
400
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:18,772
All right.
- Please.
401
00:17:18,774 --> 00:17:21,738
All right.
402
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,639
Well, hello...
403
00:17:23,641 --> 00:17:26,706
I got you
a little something, kipmeister.
404
00:17:28,775 --> 00:17:32,907
Brand-new clawvision 2000s
with speed scope.
405
00:17:32,909 --> 00:17:34,808
Thought you might try them out
tomorrow night
406
00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:36,808
when we go looking for the snowy owl.
407
00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:39,475
Don't try pretending it's not cool.
408
00:17:39,477 --> 00:17:41,109
You know who loves bird watching?
409
00:17:41,111 --> 00:17:43,476
Jonathan franzen.
410
00:17:43,478 --> 00:17:45,110
He even wrote about it
in the new yorker.
411
00:17:45,112 --> 00:17:48,811
When you pull
the Jonathan franzen card.
412
00:17:48,813 --> 00:17:52,145
Such a little wise guy.
413
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,513
So...
414
00:17:56,515 --> 00:17:58,479
How you feeling, buddy?
415
00:17:58,481 --> 00:17:59,579
Great.
416
00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:02,647
Yeah, camp's been a lot of fun.
417
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,914
You know that's not what I mean.
418
00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:07,615
Good.
419
00:18:07,617 --> 00:18:09,782
Really, no, I'm... I'm good.
420
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:12,416
A musician? Very nice.
421
00:18:12,418 --> 00:18:13,617
I've dated a few of those.
422
00:18:13,618 --> 00:18:15,049
Being a contestant on the rock of love
423
00:18:15,051 --> 00:18:16,049
doesn't count, mom.
424
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:17,550
You were on TV?
425
00:18:17,552 --> 00:18:20,184
It was all a blur of booze, bandannas,
426
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,451
and hot tubs.
427
00:18:21,453 --> 00:18:23,117
Okay.
428
00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:26,085
Thanks for dropping by, Greg.
I'll catch up with you later.
429
00:18:26,087 --> 00:18:28,819
Really nice to meet you, Mrs. barker.
430
00:18:32,187 --> 00:18:34,420
He's cute.
431
00:18:34,422 --> 00:18:36,521
I really like his hat.
432
00:18:36,523 --> 00:18:37,888
He's okay.
433
00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:40,888
What do you mean? He was really nice.
434
00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:43,422
I just don't know if it's...
435
00:18:43,424 --> 00:18:45,456
Sometimes I think
he's kind of an idiot.
436
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,955
They all are.
437
00:18:46,957 --> 00:18:49,890
Do you want more wine?
- Sure.
438
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,758
You know, today was really fun.
439
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,691
I still
can't believe you were the first.
440
00:18:59,693 --> 00:19:03,692
Well, maybe you inspired me a little.
441
00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:05,527
You know, mom,
442
00:19:05,529 --> 00:19:07,160
you don't need a guy in your life
443
00:19:07,162 --> 00:19:08,627
to support you.
444
00:19:08,629 --> 00:19:10,060
Yeah, I'd rather it just be
the two of us
445
00:19:10,062 --> 00:19:11,895
and we had less.
446
00:19:11,897 --> 00:19:13,928
Really?
- Yeah.
447
00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:16,762
I mean, what if we went
somewhere new and started over?
448
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,762
Where would we go?
449
00:19:18,764 --> 00:19:21,730
I don't know... somewhere sunny.
450
00:19:21,732 --> 00:19:23,496
Florida's sunny.
451
00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:26,564
We could get an apartment
by the beach...
452
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,731
Learn to surf.
453
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,831
What do you think?
454
00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:34,466
Florida.
455
00:19:41,735 --> 00:19:45,835
No Ridgefield t-shirt today?
Because that was hilarious.
456
00:19:45,837 --> 00:19:46,935
You will not break me.
457
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:48,568
I'm not trying to break you, buzz.
458
00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:49,935
Then why are you punishing me
four different ways
459
00:19:49,937 --> 00:19:51,035
for one mistake?
460
00:19:51,037 --> 00:19:53,602
I'm not that bad of a kid.
461
00:19:55,704 --> 00:19:57,670
How about this?
462
00:19:57,672 --> 00:20:00,671
You work two more shifts
at toddler town today,
463
00:20:00,673 --> 00:20:03,071
and we end the morning detail.
464
00:20:03,073 --> 00:20:06,138
Really?
- Do we have a deal?
465
00:20:19,443 --> 00:20:20,942
Please tell me
there is gluten-free bread
466
00:20:20,944 --> 00:20:22,642
somewhere in this kitchen.
467
00:20:22,644 --> 00:20:25,743
I swear to God, Zoe's mom
is trying to ruin me.
468
00:20:25,745 --> 00:20:28,976
You think Roger's in on it?
- Mack...
469
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,844
I cheated on Robbie.
470
00:20:32,779 --> 00:20:34,745
Does he know?
471
00:20:34,747 --> 00:20:35,946
No.
472
00:20:35,947 --> 00:20:39,179
Can I just ask you...
473
00:20:39,181 --> 00:20:41,013
Do you wish Steve had never told
you about the affair?
474
00:20:41,015 --> 00:20:42,612
He didn't tell me.
475
00:20:42,614 --> 00:20:45,046
I found a dirty pink thong
in the back of our camry.
476
00:20:45,048 --> 00:20:47,114
Do you wish you'd never found out?
477
00:20:47,116 --> 00:20:48,980
I was married 17 years.
478
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:51,214
We have a kid.
479
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,649
It's completely different, but...
480
00:20:53,651 --> 00:20:55,682
Knowing hurts.
481
00:20:55,684 --> 00:20:59,817
And it changes everything, permanently.
482
00:20:59,819 --> 00:21:01,616
Is it over with the writer?
483
00:21:01,618 --> 00:21:02,616
It is the writer, right?
484
00:21:02,618 --> 00:21:04,050
Yes, yeah.
- Yeah.
485
00:21:04,052 --> 00:21:06,751
It's over.
- Really over?
486
00:21:06,753 --> 00:21:07,952
Yes.
487
00:21:07,953 --> 00:21:10,552
Then...
488
00:21:10,554 --> 00:21:14,853
I guess it's about what
you can live with.
489
00:21:19,689 --> 00:21:23,021
There's a big dart tournament
happening in town today,
490
00:21:23,023 --> 00:21:25,688
and I really need a partner.
And you want me?
491
00:21:25,690 --> 00:21:27,489
Dude, you're crazy good at darts.
492
00:21:27,491 --> 00:21:31,123
You're like a three-legged
kitten with superpowers.
493
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,623
Okay.
- Here's the deal.
494
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,957
I made a bet with Roger for $1,000.
495
00:21:35,959 --> 00:21:39,024
So, if we win, I'll give you $200.
496
00:21:39,026 --> 00:21:41,724
$400.
497
00:21:41,726 --> 00:21:43,858
Done.
498
00:21:56,628 --> 00:21:59,929
Have you seen my dad anywhere?
499
00:21:59,931 --> 00:22:01,663
My mom and I were talking
to him earlier
500
00:22:01,664 --> 00:22:02,695
by the tetherball court.
501
00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:04,496
Gross.
502
00:22:04,498 --> 00:22:07,796
When's the last time you saw your mom?
503
00:22:09,097 --> 00:22:12,097
We need to find them.
504
00:22:12,099 --> 00:22:14,898
When did you see your dad last?
505
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,632
There's the big guy.
506
00:22:17,634 --> 00:22:20,632
Ready to track down the snowy owl?
507
00:22:20,634 --> 00:22:23,166
It's weird how many sightings
there have been lately.
508
00:22:23,168 --> 00:22:24,600
Listen, dad, something's come up.
509
00:22:24,602 --> 00:22:25,801
Yeah? What's that?
510
00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:28,868
There's this huge
dart tournament in town,
511
00:22:28,870 --> 00:22:31,202
and, um, Cole really needs a partner,
512
00:22:31,204 --> 00:22:33,869
so I told him I'd play.
513
00:22:33,871 --> 00:22:35,569
Yeah, I know.
514
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:38,536
It's bad timing, but,
he really needs my help.
515
00:22:38,538 --> 00:22:41,237
Well, I'd hate to disappoint Cole.
516
00:22:41,239 --> 00:22:44,604
You're the one who wanted me
to make new friends.
517
00:22:44,606 --> 00:22:47,772
I just thought we could have
our own adventure together...
518
00:22:47,774 --> 00:22:49,638
You know, the two wampler men
519
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,972
in the wild.
520
00:22:50,974 --> 00:22:52,773
Yeah, but I wanted us
to jump at Steele creek,
521
00:22:52,775 --> 00:22:53,906
but you didn't think
that was a good idea.
522
00:22:53,908 --> 00:22:55,739
That was different.
- Whatever.
523
00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:57,173
You keep talking about me having
524
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:59,173
all these great experiences at camp,
525
00:22:59,175 --> 00:23:01,107
but you won't let me do anything...
526
00:23:01,109 --> 00:23:03,975
Except bird watching,
which totally sucks.
527
00:23:03,977 --> 00:23:06,875
You're right.
528
00:23:06,877 --> 00:23:08,709
I'll just go by myself.
529
00:23:15,578 --> 00:23:17,044
There's my daughter over there.
530
00:23:17,046 --> 00:23:18,578
I'll talk to you later.
531
00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:20,578
This is bad.
532
00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:22,512
Okay. Bye.
533
00:23:22,514 --> 00:23:24,812
What were you doing?
534
00:23:24,814 --> 00:23:27,713
It's about to get a lot worse.
- What were they thinking?
535
00:23:27,715 --> 00:23:30,646
I saw you with her.
- What do you mean?
536
00:23:30,648 --> 00:23:32,113
I can't believe you're...
- Tell your slutty mom
537
00:23:32,115 --> 00:23:34,814
not to believe a word he says.
538
00:23:34,816 --> 00:23:37,915
I have got big news, honey.
539
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,615
Ken's offered me a job in Denver.
540
00:23:39,617 --> 00:23:40,648
What?
541
00:23:40,650 --> 00:23:41,783
He runs an architectural firm
542
00:23:41,785 --> 00:23:43,016
that needs a new office secretary.
543
00:23:43,018 --> 00:23:44,583
And guess who types 40 words a minute.
544
00:23:44,585 --> 00:23:45,883
That's all it took...
545
00:23:45,885 --> 00:23:48,584
Not being able to type very fast?
546
00:23:48,586 --> 00:23:50,650
Well, I'm also charming and dependable,
547
00:23:50,652 --> 00:23:51,785
but mainly, it was being
in the right place
548
00:23:51,787 --> 00:23:52,952
at the right time.
549
00:23:52,954 --> 00:23:54,118
And wearing the right push-up bra.
550
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:57,252
12 hours ago,
we were moving to Florida,
551
00:23:57,254 --> 00:23:58,853
and now Ken, who's married,
552
00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:00,587
rubs up against you in the bushes,
553
00:24:00,589 --> 00:24:04,620
only inappropriate things
happen with you.
554
00:24:04,622 --> 00:24:06,221
Hey, I'm your mother!
- Please!
555
00:24:06,223 --> 00:24:08,088
You bought me mascara
when I was eight years old.
556
00:24:08,090 --> 00:24:10,754
You let me drink wine when I was 11.
557
00:24:10,756 --> 00:24:12,922
So maybe I treated you
a little older than your age.
558
00:24:12,924 --> 00:24:14,022
You were mature.
559
00:24:14,024 --> 00:24:16,022
I lost my virginity when I was 13!
560
00:24:16,024 --> 00:24:18,023
Well...
561
00:24:18,025 --> 00:24:20,157
I didn't know that.
562
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,591
It's not that surprising.
563
00:24:22,593 --> 00:24:25,824
I have a slut for a mom.
564
00:24:39,761 --> 00:24:44,095
Your nose is for sniffing, not picking.
565
00:24:51,798 --> 00:24:54,830
Are you okay?
566
00:24:54,832 --> 00:24:58,065
I think my dad just fooled
around with marina's mom.
567
00:24:58,067 --> 00:25:01,665
Yeah.
568
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,699
My dad cheated on my mom
569
00:25:03,701 --> 00:25:05,766
with a Russian skin therapist.
570
00:25:05,768 --> 00:25:09,167
And that doesn't bother you?
- No, it totally sucks.
571
00:25:09,169 --> 00:25:11,534
I was just trying to act cool
to impress you.
572
00:25:11,536 --> 00:25:12,767
Don't even try to be cool.
573
00:25:12,769 --> 00:25:15,668
It's just not you.
574
00:25:15,670 --> 00:25:17,602
But you are weirdly cute.
575
00:25:29,572 --> 00:25:30,738
I farted.
576
00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:32,638
Franklin, normally I'm a big fan
577
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,816
of that sort of thing,
but now is not a good time.
578
00:25:36,107 --> 00:25:37,906
Dude, find someone to cover you
579
00:25:37,908 --> 00:25:39,807
and meet me at cabin 13 in 20.
580
00:25:57,945 --> 00:25:59,577
What's doogie howser doing here?
581
00:25:59,579 --> 00:26:01,644
I'm just here to take your money.
582
00:26:01,646 --> 00:26:03,545
Aren't you precious, cupcake?
583
00:26:03,547 --> 00:26:04,712
But I'm afraid you're not old enough
584
00:26:04,714 --> 00:26:05,879
to ride this roller coaster.
585
00:26:05,881 --> 00:26:07,912
You a little bit intimidated, Roger?
586
00:26:07,914 --> 00:26:09,212
Maybe you're afraid of getting beat
587
00:26:09,214 --> 00:26:10,746
by a teenager, rog.
588
00:26:13,582 --> 00:26:14,847
You care to double the bet?
589
00:26:19,884 --> 00:26:22,748
Bring it.
- It's been brought.
590
00:26:56,091 --> 00:26:57,222
This is close, man.
591
00:26:57,224 --> 00:26:58,556
We got this.
592
00:26:58,558 --> 00:26:59,589
Hey, where's Sarah?
593
00:26:59,591 --> 00:27:00,856
She's got 50 bucks on this.
594
00:27:00,858 --> 00:27:02,369
I don't know. Said she'd be here.
595
00:27:13,594 --> 00:27:16,126
Couldn't let you leave
without saying good-bye.
596
00:27:16,128 --> 00:27:18,026
I'm glad you came.
597
00:27:21,762 --> 00:27:23,594
And buzz didn't tell you
where he was going?
598
00:27:23,596 --> 00:27:26,095
He just asked me
to look after the kids.
599
00:27:32,598 --> 00:27:34,296
Ms. Granger!
600
00:27:34,298 --> 00:27:36,596
We're leaving.
601
00:27:36,598 --> 00:27:37,897
Don't you think that's a bit rash?
602
00:27:37,899 --> 00:27:39,230
It's parents' choice.
603
00:27:39,232 --> 00:27:41,964
And I choose to leave
this godforsaken stink hole.
604
00:27:41,966 --> 00:27:43,732
So, if you could please just tell me
605
00:27:43,734 --> 00:27:44,933
where my daughter is.
606
00:27:51,668 --> 00:27:53,667
You're beautiful.
- I know.
607
00:27:57,670 --> 00:28:02,166
What's the furthest
you've ever gone with a girl?
608
00:28:02,704 --> 00:28:05,036
My God, this is it.
609
00:28:05,038 --> 00:28:06,103
Maybe.
610
00:28:06,105 --> 00:28:10,104
Well, we're not done yet.
611
00:28:25,209 --> 00:28:26,707
Sometimes they hang out in here.
612
00:28:26,709 --> 00:28:27,974
Buzz!
- Quick. Hide.
613
00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:31,774
Buzz, what are you doing in here?
614
00:28:31,776 --> 00:28:36,109
Just... reflecting.
- On what...
615
00:28:36,111 --> 00:28:37,676
The frailty of the human condition?
616
00:28:37,678 --> 00:28:39,743
Get your ass back to toddler town.
617
00:28:39,745 --> 00:28:42,110
Do you know where my daughter is?
618
00:28:42,112 --> 00:28:43,810
I think she's at the boathouse.
619
00:28:43,812 --> 00:28:45,577
Why don't we all go and check?
620
00:28:45,579 --> 00:28:47,044
Okay.
621
00:28:47,046 --> 00:28:48,545
Buzz, stand up.
622
00:28:48,547 --> 00:28:50,312
What?
- I said stand up.
623
00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:53,312
Mom, I really don't think
you want to do this.
624
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:54,846
Right now.
625
00:28:58,614 --> 00:29:00,247
My God!
626
00:29:00,249 --> 00:29:01,714
I'm sorry... I've been sitting on you
627
00:29:01,716 --> 00:29:04,781
the whole time!
628
00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:14,117
Yeah!
629
00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:15,917
Looks like we have our final set.
630
00:29:15,919 --> 00:29:18,684
It'll be Cole and kip
versus our three-time champs,
631
00:29:18,686 --> 00:29:21,652
the dart digglers!
632
00:29:21,654 --> 00:29:23,652
How you feeling, man? You okay?
633
00:29:23,654 --> 00:29:26,553
Yeah. I just need to use the bathroom.
634
00:29:26,555 --> 00:29:28,819
Kid looks like he might poop his pants.
635
00:29:28,821 --> 00:29:30,587
Worry about your own pants.
636
00:29:49,158 --> 00:29:51,090
This really is too easy.
637
00:29:51,092 --> 00:29:54,158
You sure you can spend
two whole weeks away from mack
638
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,958
without your little
puppy-dog heart breaking?
639
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,258
That's not gonna happen,
640
00:29:57,260 --> 00:30:00,026
and sweep the floor
with your hair plugs, Roger.
641
00:30:00,028 --> 00:30:02,960
This right here
642
00:30:02,962 --> 00:30:04,193
is all God, baby.
643
00:30:04,195 --> 00:30:05,561
You are going down.
644
00:30:05,563 --> 00:30:07,061
But on the bright side,
645
00:30:07,063 --> 00:30:08,295
you may not be the only little otter
646
00:30:08,297 --> 00:30:10,328
at Ridgefield
if Sarah keeps using my gym.
647
00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:14,826
Then why does she keep
sneaking on my property, then?
648
00:30:16,298 --> 00:30:18,863
I'd get over there if I were you.
649
00:30:33,767 --> 00:30:37,567
Come to New York with me.
650
00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:39,701
I can't.
651
00:30:39,703 --> 00:30:43,035
But feel free to dedicate
your book to me.
652
00:30:43,037 --> 00:30:46,168
Let's discuss it in New York.
653
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:51,603
Finally. I'm starving.
654
00:30:54,572 --> 00:30:58,338
You guys order room service?
655
00:31:02,273 --> 00:31:04,873
Been saving that
for a special occasion?
656
00:31:04,875 --> 00:31:06,040
Robbie, it's...
- Wow.
657
00:31:06,042 --> 00:31:07,340
This is really top-shelf stuff.
658
00:31:07,342 --> 00:31:09,173
You really went all out,
Nicholas sparks...
659
00:31:09,175 --> 00:31:11,130
Big night, banging
someone else's girlfriend.
660
00:31:12,243 --> 00:31:14,575
This isn't Sarah's fault. It's mine.
661
00:31:14,577 --> 00:31:16,841
Shut up, douche bag. I don't
care what you have to say.
662
00:31:16,843 --> 00:31:20,676
Robbie, I'm so sorry.
- I don't want to hear it.
663
00:31:20,678 --> 00:31:22,310
Well, it looks like
you two a-holes are set.
664
00:31:22,312 --> 00:31:25,577
Have a great night.
665
00:31:31,679 --> 00:31:33,645
Robbie!
666
00:31:33,647 --> 00:31:35,211
Robbie, wait!
667
00:31:35,213 --> 00:31:37,679
That night that we met him at the bar,
668
00:31:37,681 --> 00:31:40,146
did you two know each other?
669
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:41,613
Yes.
670
00:31:41,615 --> 00:31:42,780
But nothing had happened.
671
00:31:42,782 --> 00:31:44,681
So when did it happen?
672
00:31:46,315 --> 00:31:48,248
When?
- A week ago.
673
00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:52,115
But it's over.
We were just saying good-bye.
674
00:31:52,117 --> 00:31:55,050
Well, I don't want to know you anymore.
675
00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,284
Yeah!
676
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,586
Looks like Webster's
gonna have to hit 19,
677
00:32:07,588 --> 00:32:11,286
18, and then a bull's-eye to win.
678
00:32:11,288 --> 00:32:14,019
Good luck with that.
679
00:32:14,021 --> 00:32:15,753
Don't listen to him.
680
00:32:15,755 --> 00:32:17,920
I mean, try to hit those three numbers,
681
00:32:17,922 --> 00:32:19,821
but don't think too much about it.
682
00:32:19,823 --> 00:32:21,688
I feel sick.
- That's just jitters.
683
00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:23,355
Once this is done, I'm gonna
sneak us a couple of beers,
684
00:32:23,357 --> 00:32:26,256
and you'll be good to go. Come on.
685
00:32:33,926 --> 00:32:35,958
There you go. There you go.
686
00:32:38,926 --> 00:32:40,225
Yeah!
687
00:32:50,595 --> 00:32:51,927
Yes!
688
00:32:54,096 --> 00:32:56,128
Ha ha!
689
00:32:56,130 --> 00:32:57,662
Daddy's got a brand-new engine!
690
00:32:57,664 --> 00:33:00,129
Yeah!
691
00:33:01,332 --> 00:33:03,330
Give me some skin! Give me some skin!
692
00:33:03,332 --> 00:33:04,597
Whoo!
693
00:33:04,599 --> 00:33:07,631
Boo-yah!
694
00:33:08,832 --> 00:33:10,265
Kip, what's wrong?
695
00:33:10,267 --> 00:33:13,131
I need my dad.
696
00:33:13,133 --> 00:33:15,232
Don't forget me.
- This goes in the front.
697
00:33:15,234 --> 00:33:17,266
That one goes in the back.
698
00:33:17,268 --> 00:33:20,633
I think you might have got
the wrong impression.
699
00:33:20,635 --> 00:33:22,200
That this is a sex camp?
700
00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:25,234
No, I think that's been made
pretty clear.
701
00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:28,335
Your camp is an embarrassment.
702
00:33:28,337 --> 00:33:30,302
And your son is out of control.
703
00:33:31,737 --> 00:33:33,736
Okay, well, thanks for that feedback.
704
00:33:33,738 --> 00:33:36,203
Safe travels.
705
00:33:39,006 --> 00:33:40,770
What a bitch?
706
00:33:40,772 --> 00:33:42,605
Why did you leave toddler town?
707
00:33:42,607 --> 00:33:44,105
It was a
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
708
00:33:44,107 --> 00:33:45,605
You leave a bunch of five-year-olds
709
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:46,972
with some random c.I.T.,
710
00:33:46,974 --> 00:33:48,906
and that's all you've got to say
for yourself?
711
00:33:48,908 --> 00:33:50,306
But, mom, it was...
- Just stop talking.
712
00:33:50,308 --> 00:33:51,973
I am so sick of all the dumb stuff
713
00:33:51,975 --> 00:33:53,206
coming out of your mouth.
714
00:33:53,208 --> 00:33:55,007
Obviously, I have to recalibrate
715
00:33:55,009 --> 00:33:57,174
my expectations of you,
since you chose to behave
716
00:33:57,176 --> 00:33:59,741
like a complete idiot.
717
00:34:01,176 --> 00:34:02,642
Hey, Larry, what's up?
718
00:34:02,644 --> 00:34:04,110
Ii just got a call in the office.
719
00:34:04,111 --> 00:34:07,109
What's happened? Tell me.
- I don't know.
720
00:34:07,111 --> 00:34:08,943
He's sick. He's in some bar.
721
00:34:08,945 --> 00:34:10,210
What?
- I have to go.
722
00:34:10,212 --> 00:34:12,243
Okay, listen, it's gonna be fine.
723
00:34:12,245 --> 00:34:15,811
I'll drive.
- I'm coming.
724
00:34:21,347 --> 00:34:22,779
I don't want Graham.
725
00:34:22,781 --> 00:34:25,879
I want Dr. welter.
726
00:34:25,881 --> 00:34:28,614
Because he's the best, that's why.
727
00:34:28,616 --> 00:34:31,715
So that's who we're getting.
728
00:34:31,717 --> 00:34:35,115
It's back.
729
00:34:35,117 --> 00:34:36,316
I know it is.
730
00:34:36,317 --> 00:34:39,782
Hey, you don't know anything,
drama queen.
731
00:34:41,317 --> 00:34:44,384
We'll just see when we get
to the hospital.
732
00:35:12,156 --> 00:35:14,256
What's going on?
733
00:35:14,258 --> 00:35:16,223
Kip wampler collapsed in town.
734
00:35:16,225 --> 00:35:17,924
Apparently he's in remission
for cancer,
735
00:35:17,926 --> 00:35:20,691
and it... it may have come back.
736
00:35:20,693 --> 00:35:23,258
My God.
737
00:35:24,293 --> 00:35:26,392
My God.
738
00:35:31,327 --> 00:35:34,893
Is the sick boy your friend?
739
00:35:34,895 --> 00:35:37,794
Let's go to the hospital, then.
740
00:35:37,796 --> 00:35:39,395
Have you been vomiting?
741
00:35:39,397 --> 00:35:41,161
Was there any blood in your vomit?
742
00:35:50,298 --> 00:35:51,964
What's happening?
743
00:35:51,966 --> 00:35:54,031
Is he okay?
- We don't know.
744
00:35:54,033 --> 00:35:57,632
What were you guys doing in a bar?
745
00:35:57,634 --> 00:35:59,633
Ii needed a partner for the tournament.
746
00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:00,733
H-he wasn't drinking.
747
00:36:00,735 --> 00:36:01,733
It doesn't matter.
748
00:36:01,735 --> 00:36:02,866
You're responsible for him,
749
00:36:02,868 --> 00:36:04,233
just like I'm responsible for him.
750
00:36:04,235 --> 00:36:07,234
I'm sorry. I didn't realize
he was so sick.
751
00:36:07,236 --> 00:36:09,735
The fact that
I have to explain this to you
752
00:36:09,737 --> 00:36:13,235
should make both of us think.
753
00:36:17,070 --> 00:36:21,070
Is kip gonna be okay?
- I don't know.
754
00:36:37,741 --> 00:36:39,240
Mr. wampler, I'm sorry.
755
00:36:39,242 --> 00:36:43,008
Kip said he wasn't feeling well,
and I didn't listen...
756
00:36:51,777 --> 00:36:55,877
Peter somers Peter somers to radiology.
757
00:36:58,312 --> 00:37:01,911
The waiting's always the hardest part.
758
00:37:04,847 --> 00:37:08,146
He's my best friend here.
759
00:37:08,148 --> 00:37:11,180
You were right earlier.
760
00:37:11,182 --> 00:37:14,247
I have set a bad example
when it comes to men.
761
00:37:14,249 --> 00:37:15,781
Why do you do that?
762
00:37:15,783 --> 00:37:17,814
Like, you're so great,
and a lot of these guys
763
00:37:17,816 --> 00:37:19,281
don't even seem worth your time.
764
00:37:19,283 --> 00:37:21,815
I don't know, because they're cute.
765
00:37:21,817 --> 00:37:24,149
And for some reason, the worst ones
766
00:37:24,151 --> 00:37:27,783
always seem to know
the right thing to say.
767
00:37:27,785 --> 00:37:31,218
I'm sorry I-I said the thing earlier.
768
00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:34,418
I think I was just upset because...
769
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:36,785
I feel like I make
the same mistakes you do.
770
00:37:36,787 --> 00:37:39,119
Marina...
771
00:37:39,121 --> 00:37:41,253
I have never been half as smart
772
00:37:41,255 --> 00:37:44,754
or as confident as you are.
773
00:37:44,756 --> 00:37:48,655
You are the best thing that I ever did.
774
00:37:48,657 --> 00:37:51,288
And, you know,
every kid makes mistakes.
775
00:37:51,290 --> 00:37:54,822
But you're not gonna turn out like me.
776
00:37:54,824 --> 00:37:56,989
You know, sometimes I think
we pick the people
777
00:37:56,991 --> 00:37:59,323
that we think we deserve.
778
00:38:01,091 --> 00:38:05,158
You deserve someone really great.
779
00:38:08,227 --> 00:38:10,925
Look at us.
780
00:38:10,927 --> 00:38:14,093
Hospitals always get to me.
781
00:38:14,095 --> 00:38:17,360
I need a soda. What about you?
782
00:38:30,764 --> 00:38:33,864
My sister had leukemia
when I was growing up.
783
00:38:33,866 --> 00:38:36,031
God, really?
784
00:38:36,033 --> 00:38:38,765
Yeah, it's not something
I talk about very often.
785
00:38:38,767 --> 00:38:41,798
It was more strange than anything.
786
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,699
Barely two years older than me
and always sick...
787
00:38:45,701 --> 00:38:47,400
Always in the hospital.
788
00:38:47,402 --> 00:38:50,401
Were you two very close?
789
00:38:50,403 --> 00:38:53,134
Yeah. I mean, we were kids.
790
00:38:55,236 --> 00:38:59,169
I have done this trip
to the hospital before.
791
00:39:01,270 --> 00:39:03,936
I think about her every single day.
792
00:39:06,805 --> 00:39:08,837
God.
793
00:39:08,839 --> 00:39:11,271
Hey, hey.
794
00:39:11,273 --> 00:39:13,805
He's gonna be fine.
795
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:23,707
Any word?
796
00:39:23,709 --> 00:39:26,441
This is pretty scary.
797
00:39:32,811 --> 00:39:35,709
The doctor should be here any second.
798
00:39:37,678 --> 00:39:40,777
I don't know what's taking him so long.
799
00:39:55,281 --> 00:39:57,447
Food poisoning.
800
00:39:57,449 --> 00:39:58,947
Thank God.
801
00:39:58,949 --> 00:40:00,181
He's gonna be fine.
802
00:40:00,183 --> 00:40:02,782
Can we go see him?
- Yes!
803
00:40:02,784 --> 00:40:03,983
Go.
804
00:40:37,691 --> 00:40:39,189
Ready?
805
00:40:39,191 --> 00:40:41,289
I'm game if you are, kipmeister.
806
00:40:41,291 --> 00:40:42,756
One...
807
00:40:42,758 --> 00:40:44,157
Two...
808
00:40:44,159 --> 00:40:45,724
Three!
809
00:40:53,894 --> 00:40:55,959
My God!
- That was awesome!
810
00:40:55,961 --> 00:40:58,293
That was amazing.
811
00:40:58,295 --> 00:41:00,927
You want to go again?
- Hell, no.
812
00:41:00,929 --> 00:41:02,927
We're alive, aren't we?
813
00:41:02,929 --> 00:41:04,827
Yes, we are.
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