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You're going to love it.
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You'll swim, you'll hike,
you'll earn some money.
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Dad,
don't leave me here, okay?
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They don't even
have Internet.
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Hey, Kip, you see that
big ball of fire in the sky?
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It's the sun.
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I know the past few years
have been hard.
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Oh, I'm missing DocuFest.
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Maybe it's okay
to take a break
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from holocaust movies
for a few months.
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You'll be outdoors.
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Dad, this is not going to be
some coming-of-age movie, okay?
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It's not going to be
the greatest summer of my life.
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I'm not changing who I am
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to conform to some freakish,
outdoorsy cult mentality.
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Oh, I don't know
about this place.
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If you get bored,
give us a call.
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Rick can come get you.
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No, I'm good.
I'll be fine.
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Love you, baby.
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- I love you, buddy.
- Yeah.
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Can you just say that
a little louder?
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Hey, welcome
to Little Otter Family Camp.
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You guys, we have
so much great stuff planned.
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I want to see everybody
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at the talent show
on Friday night.
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Don't be shy.
Oh!
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We have a birthday.
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Declan Tracy
turns seven today.
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So let's give Declan
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a big Little Otter
Happy Birthday.
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Okay.
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- Hey, man.
- Hey, how was your year?
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Good. I got into Law school.
How 'bout you?
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I crewed a boat down to turks
and Caicos with this rich chick,
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taught some snowboarding
in Aspen,
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climbed Machu Picchu,
ate mushrooms on the top.
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- But Law school, nice.
- Hey, have you seen Sarah?
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Hey, dark star.
I can't hear you.
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That's because
I'm not singing.
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You're a C.I.T.,
a counselor in training.
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It's a kid's birthday.
What's your problem?
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Just trying
to maintain my dignit...
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- No, just sing.
- Ow!
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Do it. Sing!
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Yeah.
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Okay, folks,
have a great summer!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Hey, Mack, where's Steve?
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Yeah,
where's your handsome husband?
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Good question, Don.
Where is Steve?
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Oh, Steve.
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Steve's on a new path.
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But you know what?
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Change is good,
change is what makes us grow.
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And you know
who is here, Don?
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I am.
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And I am totally
up for the job.
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There's brown sludge
coming out of the showers.
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It smells like poo.
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Pool table's in the rec hall.
Use it or lose it.
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Cole.
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Yup.
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What's this gonna
cost me?
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I don't know yet.
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Hey, that really sucks
about you and Steve, huh?
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Yeah.
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Does that chick even
speak English?
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No, Cole,
she's a Russian aesthetician
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who doesn't speak English.
But, hey,
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maybe
it's the universe talking.
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Steve was never
much of a conversationalist,
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and he has psoriasis,
so whoo-hoo, good for him.
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So when did you and Steve
stop having sex?
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I'm not gonna discuss
my personal life with you.
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Besides, as you get older,
sex becomes less important.
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You replace it
with more intimate experiences
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like watching tv or walks
or taking showers together.
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If you're already
in the shower,
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why not just
go ahead and bang?
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You can't just bang all the
time when you have a kid, Cole.
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How is Buzz doing?
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I'm super worried
about him.
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He's a sensitive
and fragile boy.
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By June 15th,
I'm playing with boobs.
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Both hands, full cupping.
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By fourth of July,
I'm going down South.
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The end of summer,
I'm getting laid.
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Or at least a b.j.
I have it all written down.
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So I need a good
sex-inducing assignment.
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- Robbie, I'm begging.
- Let's just throw this away,
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man,
because it is super creepy.
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How does mayor
of toddler town sound?
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No, no, no, do not put me
with those babies, Robbie.
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Do not. No.
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Oh!
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He really needs
his mom right now.
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Good morning,
Little Otters.
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Happy first day.
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You all booked up?
Ridgefield is.
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At all six locations.
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So are we, almost.
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I heard about Steve.
Harsh.
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It was a mutual breakup.
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You know, you should come
to this lecture series
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I'm doing
on living in the truth.
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- Do you good.
- No, thanks, Roger.
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You sure you can run
this place all by yourself?
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She'll be fine.
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'Cause I'm happy to take
this mess off your hands.
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You can stay on as manager,
finally put a cell tower in.
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People love
their phones, Mack.
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I am not selling
Little Otter, Roger.
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So take your big, shiny car
and your stupid sunglasses
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and your too tight t-shirt
and leave.
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Please.
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God.
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Okay.
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You know where to find me.
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- sync and corrected by Zac -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Oliver, listen to me.
Poison Ivy rash is very contagious.
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Don't touch anyone.
Or yourself.
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Especially
in sensitive areas.
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Hey, Buzz, what's up?
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A three-year-old
threw up on me.
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Girls love guys
who are good with kids.
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It's genetic.
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Hey, since I'm working here
this summer, paying taxes,
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I believe it would be
good for my growth
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if I moved into boys town
with the other C.I.T.S
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instead of living
with my mom.
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Absolutely not.
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I'm gonna ask dad
next week when he comes.
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Not his call.
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- Why, mom?
- Oh, Buzz.
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Little Buzzy bee,
it is so hard to say no to you,
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but I'm totally gonna
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because this is family camp,
and we are a family.
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We gotta stick together.
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okay, you sure you know
what you're doing, Mr. Gimbel?
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'Cause I'm sensing
some confusion.
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'Sup, boys?
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What's the deal
with that Sarah girl? She's hot.
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She's taken.
For the last ten summers.
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12. Go ahead.
Go for it. Take a shot.
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I don't know
what's going on.
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I haven't even
talked to her yet.
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They do this little dance at
the beginning of every summer.
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It's getting
a little tedious.
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Hey, Sarah.
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You gave up swimming?
I can't believe it.
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Every day was just
the same thing, Mack.
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It was like groundhog day.
You ever feel like that?
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Well, my life just blew up,
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so every day is a new and
frightening experience, so...
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- I'm so sorry, Mack.
- Yeah.
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- Steve's dumb.
- Thanks, hon.
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Robbie's looking at you.
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- He is?
- Mm-hmm.
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Noah! Get back here!
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That's it. Your inner tube
privileges are revoked.
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I'm telling your mom.
No, you're not telling my mom.
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Unbelievable.
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Hi. I'm Buzz.
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I ate a bee as a kid.
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All right.
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No.
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I'm gonna row.
You suck.
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I'm kip.
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Oh, I'm gonna
tell your mom.
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There's a tree
that if you climb it,
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you get reception
at the top.
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- Really?
- Hey.
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Um, this is kind of
a private conversation.
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Nice bathing suit,
by the way.
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Thanks.
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O... kay.
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Marina, they're
all over the Internet.
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If Martin scorsese asked you
to do a nude scene, sure,
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then we can talk,
but Keanu Ramble?
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He's a degenerate.
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Now all the boys
have seen your boobs,
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and all the girls are gonna
think you're a slut.
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Look at that.
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Let's do a float-by.
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What? No.
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I'm on a schedule
this summer.
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Labor day weekend,
that raft, moonlight,
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glistening nipples, I lose
something I'm too old to have.
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- Glistening nipples?
- Watch and learn.
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Buzz.
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What's up, ladies?
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Everyone's looking good
in their bathing suits.
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Hope you're all using
the recommended amount of S.P.F.
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All right, then.
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See you around.
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That was brutal.
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It was awesome.
We're on their radar.
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- You know what we need now?
- Cloak of invisibility?
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Condoms.
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Ridgefield guys.
Stay cool.
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Condoms.
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Trust me, don't overbuy.
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Hey, kip from the dining hall,
right?
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I'm marina.
Sarah sent me for supplies.
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Cool.
What's on your list?
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Uh, cinnamon,
some other stuff.
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How's your nose?
I-I saw that.
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Oh, yeah, it's fine.
I barely felt it.
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Yeah,
there's a bunch of kids
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at my school
named after spices.
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There's a girl named Pepper
and another girl named Cardamom.
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Well, it's just two.
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Guess you become a parent
and just lose your mind.
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Yeah, right?
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$40?
That's highway robbery.
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I have a vague memory
of you reminding me
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to pick up cheap booze
at trader Joe's before we left.
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Well, you've had a lot
on your plate lately, honey.
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I don't want
to buy this on principle,
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but I don't think
I can survive
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the entire summer at family camp
without alcohol.
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Empire will survive.
Let's take the hit.
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One more?
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Two.
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Hey, Buzz.
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- Hey!
- How's your mom?
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We heard
about the divorce.
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No, she's good,
really good.
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Well, we're
at Little Otter all summer
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'cause the house
is being remodeled.
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Tell your mom
to stop by our cabin.
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We have lots of gin...
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That we're paying
way too much money for.
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Hey, Grace.
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Hey, Buzz.
What you got there?
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- Nothing.
- Really?
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'Cause it looks like
a box of condoms.
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00:11:03,691 --> 00:11:06,771
No, it's just a box
of other things.
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Watch it, big guy.
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- Okay.
- What did you say?
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Uh, you said, "watch it,
big guy," which is hilarious,
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by the way,
and then I said, "okay."
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Don't be a wise-ass, freak.
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Hey!
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Knock it off.
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Are you okay?
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And forward, back.
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And around.
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We go to the other side,
and forward!
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And back!
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To the right!
253
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:49,289
To the left.
254
00:11:50,705 --> 00:11:53,069
Forward, back.
Cha, cha, cha.
255
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:56,650
Around...
Ooh!
256
00:11:56,701 --> 00:11:59,648
Whoo!
Yeah!
257
00:11:59,698 --> 00:12:01,863
That was crappy
this afternoon.
258
00:12:01,897 --> 00:12:05,992
- Those guys were a-holes.
-I don't care.
259
00:12:06,027 --> 00:12:07,774
Look at these people.
260
00:12:07,809 --> 00:12:10,440
I'd rather
blow my brains out.
261
00:12:10,473 --> 00:12:12,920
You don't like it here, do you?
262
00:12:12,938 --> 00:12:14,769
I'm not
into group activities.
263
00:12:14,804 --> 00:12:16,218
You've never
been to comic-con?
264
00:12:16,252 --> 00:12:17,550
Oh, nice attempt
to classify me.
265
00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:19,799
No. I don't like
graphic novels.
266
00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:22,430
I like documentaries
and music.
267
00:12:22,464 --> 00:12:24,744
Neo-alt
and old-school bluegrass.
268
00:12:24,762 --> 00:12:27,726
- You're smart.
- Yeah, well, look at me.
269
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,407
It would be so sad
if I wasn't.
270
00:12:32,906 --> 00:12:34,570
You don't seem
like a camp person.
271
00:12:37,536 --> 00:12:40,283
Who knows
what kind of person I am?
272
00:12:42,282 --> 00:12:44,863
You know what?
I'm going in.
273
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:47,527
And around we go.
274
00:12:47,561 --> 00:12:48,910
To the other side!
275
00:12:48,945 --> 00:12:51,575
And forward!
276
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,271
To the right.
277
00:12:57,821 --> 00:13:00,268
Take it round
to the other side.
278
00:13:00,319 --> 00:13:01,484
Mack.
279
00:13:01,517 --> 00:13:04,098
What?
280
00:13:09,062 --> 00:13:10,709
- Hey.
- Hi.
281
00:13:10,727 --> 00:13:13,208
You're a week early.
What's up?
282
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,423
Listen, um,
Ekaterina's waiting in the car,
283
00:13:15,474 --> 00:13:17,471
so I'm just gonna
get right to it.
284
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,535
You need to buy me
out of my stake in the camp.
285
00:13:20,554 --> 00:13:24,750
What? Now?
I don't have the money yet.
286
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,581
Then put Little Otter
on the market. I don't know.
287
00:13:27,631 --> 00:13:30,878
I'm not giving up Little Otter
so that you can buy jewelry
288
00:13:30,913 --> 00:13:33,292
for a woman that pulls out
pubic hair for a living.
289
00:13:33,327 --> 00:13:37,023
- Ekaterina wants kids.
- What?
290
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:41,852
- Dad.
- Hey, Buzz, what's up?
291
00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:44,284
You look good. Hey, you wanna
have a steak with us?
292
00:13:44,319 --> 00:13:46,366
Ekaterina's dying
to see you.
293
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,698
Is that... is that cool?
294
00:13:47,733 --> 00:13:49,947
- Mm-hmm. Yeah. Hmm.
- Awesome.
295
00:14:07,942 --> 00:14:08,891
Uh... whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
296
00:14:08,942 --> 00:14:10,222
- Sarah.
- Back off, youngster.
297
00:14:10,273 --> 00:14:11,772
♪ Awaits unbelievers
298
00:14:11,806 --> 00:14:13,054
♪ all of the sinners
the same ♪
299
00:14:13,105 --> 00:14:16,052
Hey, Cole,
can I bum a little weed?
300
00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:17,434
I don't have any.
301
00:14:17,469 --> 00:14:19,549
- You're smoking right now.
- No, I'm not.
302
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,431
And your mom
would kill me.
303
00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:32,240
Is this log taken?
304
00:14:32,273 --> 00:14:34,971
Do you, like,
have an outcast fetish?
305
00:14:35,005 --> 00:14:38,918
Those girls suck,
and also they don't like me.
306
00:14:38,952 --> 00:14:41,231
We have no booze or bud.
307
00:14:42,699 --> 00:14:44,913
Hi.
Hi.
308
00:14:44,947 --> 00:14:45,995
You know,
my mom's boyfriend
309
00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,193
smokes weed
and plays Xbox all day
310
00:14:48,244 --> 00:14:49,660
and eats all the food
in the house.
311
00:14:49,694 --> 00:14:51,408
I hate it.
312
00:14:51,443 --> 00:14:54,189
But the dumbass is too high
to know when some's missing.
313
00:14:56,305 --> 00:14:57,687
You know there are
these lsat classes
314
00:14:57,738 --> 00:15:00,600
and practice tests
you can do, right?
315
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,932
The other thing you want to do
is really research the schools
316
00:15:03,966 --> 00:15:06,480
that you're trying...
317
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,761
Give me just a second.
318
00:15:11,128 --> 00:15:12,917
Can I help you, weirdo?
319
00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:15,540
I read somewhere
that you should never
320
00:15:15,591 --> 00:15:19,087
walk across a room
for a man.
321
00:15:19,122 --> 00:15:21,702
So I threw rocks.
322
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:23,284
Right.
323
00:15:23,317 --> 00:15:25,615
How was your year?
324
00:15:25,649 --> 00:15:29,645
It was weird.
325
00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,328
I quit swimming.
326
00:15:31,362 --> 00:15:34,641
Why?
You love swimming.
327
00:15:34,659 --> 00:15:36,325
Just wasn't fun anymore.
328
00:15:36,358 --> 00:15:38,939
Let me see your hands.
329
00:15:42,237 --> 00:15:46,933
Wow.
No prunes. Cool.
330
00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:50,180
You don't have to get up
at the crack of ass anymore.
331
00:15:50,231 --> 00:15:54,344
I'm pretty sure that the new
counselor with the big boobs
332
00:15:54,395 --> 00:15:56,559
wants to hook up with you.
333
00:15:56,593 --> 00:15:59,123
- Really?
- Yeah.
334
00:15:59,141 --> 00:16:00,123
You should go for it.
335
00:16:00,141 --> 00:16:04,053
You want
to get out of here?
336
00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:22,239
- Great.
- What?
337
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,404
We're in
top 40 hell, guys.
338
00:16:23,438 --> 00:16:25,487
Shut up.
I love this song.
339
00:16:25,538 --> 00:16:27,069
Guys, telling a story.
340
00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:29,200
So anyway, my dad's
all laughing too loud
341
00:16:29,234 --> 00:16:32,065
while slutlana sits there
smelling like eggs.
342
00:16:32,099 --> 00:16:34,647
He's 44. She's 24.
343
00:16:34,698 --> 00:16:36,745
Isn't she gonna get tired
of that old guy coming at her?
344
00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:41,158
"Oy, Steve, I am exhausted.
345
00:16:41,192 --> 00:16:43,689
"All day long,
I rip out pubic hair.
346
00:16:43,707 --> 00:16:45,571
Put away
that ancient penis."
347
00:16:46,988 --> 00:16:50,318
"Steve,
you are like siberian bear."
348
00:16:50,352 --> 00:16:53,032
"Ooh, Steve, stop.
349
00:16:53,066 --> 00:16:55,397
Hawaii Five-O is on."
350
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,478
What?
Why is she French now?
351
00:16:57,512 --> 00:16:58,978
What,
that wasn't Russian?
352
00:16:59,012 --> 00:17:00,727
I don't know
what that was.
353
00:17:04,474 --> 00:17:06,055
Look at the stars.
354
00:17:06,106 --> 00:17:08,171
We don't have stars
like that in the city.
355
00:17:08,205 --> 00:17:10,202
They're like
little diamonds.
356
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:13,333
Why does everybody love
looking at the stars so much?
357
00:17:13,351 --> 00:17:15,631
Ooh, the stars.
358
00:17:15,665 --> 00:17:17,297
I hate them.
359
00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:19,462
I hate thinking about space
and the universe.
360
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:23,892
I mean, why aren't we being
attacked by aliens right now?
361
00:17:23,927 --> 00:17:28,455
I can't handle it.
It makes me feel too small.
362
00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:30,620
You guys, I am... I am really
freaking out right now.
363
00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:31,903
Just close your eyes.
364
00:17:40,364 --> 00:17:44,343
This is the best song
I have ever heard in my life.
365
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:29,243
- Ow!
- Sorry. Whoa.
366
00:18:29,277 --> 00:18:31,140
What are you doing
in the middle of the water?
367
00:18:31,158 --> 00:18:33,156
It's a lake,
not a street, jackass.
368
00:18:33,191 --> 00:18:34,771
- You all right?
- No.
369
00:18:34,805 --> 00:18:36,819
Oh, you should
put some ice on that.
370
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:39,068
Come on, let's get you to shore.
371
00:18:40,318 --> 00:18:44,264
So these are the douchey
Ridgefield villas. Nice.
372
00:18:44,298 --> 00:18:46,462
Do they bring you scrambled
diamonds for breakfast?
373
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,011
Usually it's just
buttered money.
374
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:50,792
- Wait, so you're here alone?
- Yup.
375
00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:53,257
Dude, that's creepy.
376
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:55,306
This is like a family place.
Cool.
377
00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:56,954
I'm trying to get
some work done.
378
00:18:56,972 --> 00:18:58,054
My editor thought being
379
00:18:58,088 --> 00:19:00,032
in a wholesome setting
would help.
380
00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:03,583
Hey, you open
to a little feedback?
381
00:19:03,617 --> 00:19:04,882
Not usually.
382
00:19:04,916 --> 00:19:07,446
- You suck at kayaking.
- Maybe you suck at swimming.
383
00:19:07,464 --> 00:19:10,294
Uh, no, I'm a pretty good
swimmer, thanks.
384
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,608
I just stopped, but I almost
made the Olympics last year, so...
385
00:19:14,626 --> 00:19:17,738
Why did you stop swimming?
386
00:19:17,772 --> 00:19:20,935
Actually,
it wasn't my choice. Ow.
387
00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:22,818
There was an incident.
388
00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:26,948
Involving my car and pot,
alcohol, and a flagpole.
389
00:19:26,983 --> 00:19:31,029
So I lost my scholarship.
Yeah, but it's fine.
390
00:19:31,063 --> 00:19:34,559
I mean, I don't even really know
if I want to be a swimmer.
391
00:19:34,593 --> 00:19:38,639
Ah. I just realized who you are.
392
00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:40,555
You're Miguel Santos.
393
00:19:40,589 --> 00:19:42,370
You wrote
"The Heart is an Arsenal".
394
00:19:42,404 --> 00:19:44,917
You mentioned your editor.
Do not lie to me.
395
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,683
- Okay, yes.
- I loved your book.
396
00:19:46,717 --> 00:19:48,382
Like, adored it.
397
00:19:48,416 --> 00:19:50,247
I mean, it was kinda long,
though, I will say that.
398
00:19:50,265 --> 00:19:51,679
Thanks for the note.
399
00:19:51,713 --> 00:19:55,593
Miguel Santos
just, like, fixed my head.
400
00:19:55,644 --> 00:19:57,092
Okay, uh, well, thank you.
401
00:19:57,143 --> 00:19:59,424
I gotta go. I gotta make lunch
for, like, a hundred people.
402
00:19:59,475 --> 00:20:01,668
Plus, it's circus day.
403
00:20:03,081 --> 00:20:04,482
Thanks.
404
00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:07,001
Whoa!
405
00:20:13,623 --> 00:20:14,328
What's up?
406
00:20:14,362 --> 00:20:16,377
What happened with Steve
last night?
407
00:20:16,412 --> 00:20:17,659
You looked upset.
408
00:20:17,693 --> 00:20:20,191
- Oh, is this a bad time?
- No. Come in, honey.
409
00:20:20,209 --> 00:20:21,759
They're right back here.
410
00:20:22,707 --> 00:20:24,626
Mack?
411
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:26,319
You don't wanna
hear this stuff.
412
00:20:26,353 --> 00:20:27,402
It's the kind of thing
413
00:20:27,453 --> 00:20:30,092
you designed
your entire life to avoid.
414
00:20:36,013 --> 00:20:38,310
Emma, I've explained this
five times already.
415
00:20:38,344 --> 00:20:40,692
Your mom says you're gifted,
but I'm not seeing it.
416
00:20:40,726 --> 00:20:43,190
Hey, you burn
through that box of rubbers yet?
417
00:20:43,224 --> 00:20:44,856
- What are rubbers?
- Hey, don't interrupt.
418
00:20:44,889 --> 00:20:46,971
Nice to see
you don't talk down to them.
419
00:20:47,005 --> 00:20:50,135
Well, I love kids,
and they love me.
420
00:20:50,169 --> 00:20:51,833
It's all about having
a pure soul.
421
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:52,999
Uh-huh.
422
00:20:53,017 --> 00:20:54,382
You wanna just show me
how to make a bracelet?
423
00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:56,181
Oh, yes, grace, I can.
424
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:57,796
Because if there's one thing
I've learned this summer,
425
00:20:57,830 --> 00:21:00,460
it's how to make
these faggy bracelets.
426
00:21:00,494 --> 00:21:01,959
What does "faggy" mean?
427
00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:03,841
You know my dads
are gay, right?
428
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,373
They're not just, like,
really good friends
429
00:21:05,424 --> 00:21:06,488
raising kids together.
430
00:21:06,506 --> 00:21:07,838
I didn't mean it
like that.
431
00:21:07,872 --> 00:21:10,036
I meant it like "retarded."
That's a bad word.
432
00:21:10,087 --> 00:21:11,285
- Emma.
- Hey!
433
00:21:11,319 --> 00:21:14,316
What's shakin'?
Isn't this great?
434
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:17,997
I'm gonna order rain
every year for circus day.
435
00:21:20,463 --> 00:21:22,111
Is everything all right?
436
00:21:22,145 --> 00:21:25,191
- Mom, just let it go.
- Hey, watch the tone.
437
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,815
Are you trying to, like,
socially murder me this summer?
438
00:21:26,849 --> 00:21:27,639
Back off.
439
00:21:27,657 --> 00:21:30,437
I will not, Buzz.
I'm worried about you.
440
00:21:30,471 --> 00:21:31,820
No, mom,
this is about you.
441
00:21:31,854 --> 00:21:33,968
You're freaking out
because dad left.
442
00:21:33,986 --> 00:21:36,266
Buzz, I know
that you're hurting.
443
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:38,598
- I know that you need to talk.
- I don't wanna talk!
444
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:40,930
I just wanna move to boys town.
That's all I want!
445
00:21:40,964 --> 00:21:43,594
Like last night, that must
have been very confusing for you
446
00:21:43,628 --> 00:21:46,001
to have dinner with your father
and Ekaterina.
447
00:21:46,036 --> 00:21:46,891
No, not really.
448
00:21:46,926 --> 00:21:49,140
Ekat's really cool.
Dad totally traded up.
449
00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:51,971
- Take that back.
- No!
450
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,267
Sorry.
451
00:22:21,266 --> 00:22:23,780
Give me that before
you take someone's eye out.
452
00:22:23,814 --> 00:22:26,261
Oh, it's smug Roger.
453
00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:27,944
Smoger.
454
00:22:27,978 --> 00:22:29,026
How about we get
some chili fries into you
455
00:22:29,061 --> 00:22:31,479
and soak up
some of that booze?
456
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,852
Oh.
457
00:22:40,135 --> 00:22:43,182
Hey, that's my quarter.
458
00:22:43,216 --> 00:22:44,964
Threw my son
off the dock today.
459
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:47,262
Like, seriously, I was mad.
460
00:22:47,297 --> 00:22:48,838
Child abuse.
461
00:22:49,295 --> 00:22:52,375
I think the parent-child
relationship's a doomed thing.
462
00:22:52,409 --> 00:22:54,473
Wow, thanks.
463
00:22:54,508 --> 00:22:55,756
Is that
from one of your lectures?
464
00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:57,371
When I was a kid,
I convinced myself
465
00:22:57,406 --> 00:22:58,920
that Bruce Springsteen
was my father.
466
00:23:00,260 --> 00:23:02,805
I hated my dad.
He was mean.
467
00:23:03,567 --> 00:23:05,831
My mom, though, was great.
468
00:23:05,866 --> 00:23:07,447
She brought me on business trips
to the states,
469
00:23:07,498 --> 00:23:09,695
and she loved Springsteen.
470
00:23:09,729 --> 00:23:12,609
Took me to a show
when I was eight.
471
00:23:12,661 --> 00:23:16,823
She told me how cool he was
and how he cared about everyone.
472
00:23:16,858 --> 00:23:19,187
So I told myself
I was their love child.
473
00:23:19,221 --> 00:23:23,468
Wow, Roger,
that story is so sad.
474
00:23:23,502 --> 00:23:26,483
But kinda sweet
and humanizing.
475
00:23:28,715 --> 00:23:30,712
By the way,
I saw Steve today
476
00:23:30,730 --> 00:23:33,677
and his Russian
in the sandwich shop.
477
00:23:33,711 --> 00:23:35,180
She's not that hot.
478
00:23:35,976 --> 00:23:37,816
Kinda horsey.
479
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,635
You know,
I always hated this car,
480
00:23:45,669 --> 00:23:48,198
but I must say it is roomy
and well-upholstered.
481
00:23:48,216 --> 00:23:53,029
Thanks.
Somehow that humanizes you.
482
00:24:07,678 --> 00:24:09,409
Oh, hey!
483
00:24:09,427 --> 00:24:10,625
Just arrived,
and we're here for months.
484
00:24:10,676 --> 00:24:12,174
- Oh!
- How are you?
485
00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:13,789
I had sex
with Roger Shepard in a car.
486
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:14,788
- Ooh.
- What?
487
00:24:14,839 --> 00:24:15,788
Really?
488
00:24:15,839 --> 00:24:16,921
Well, you saw
what happened with Buzz,
489
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,785
and then Steve turns up
asking for $200,000
490
00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:21,533
so that he can
have babies with a Russian.
491
00:24:21,567 --> 00:24:22,949
- Whoa!
- No.
492
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,581
What are you gonna do?
493
00:24:24,615 --> 00:24:25,947
I guess distract yourself
494
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:27,579
by sleeping with somebody
you despise.
495
00:24:27,613 --> 00:24:28,578
No, I get it.
496
00:24:28,612 --> 00:24:29,727
Sometimes the ones you hate
497
00:24:29,745 --> 00:24:30,910
are the ones
you most want to sleep with.
498
00:24:30,944 --> 00:24:32,159
One time, before Dave,
499
00:24:32,193 --> 00:24:33,970
I had a one-night stand
with Christopher Hitchens.
500
00:24:34,004 --> 00:24:35,822
God rest his soul.
501
00:24:35,857 --> 00:24:38,521
The guy was a total blowhard,
but it was fantastic.
502
00:24:38,554 --> 00:24:39,553
He had...
503
00:24:39,571 --> 00:24:41,485
Mom, I beat Nicky
at tetherball!
504
00:24:41,519 --> 00:24:44,266
That's awesome! Go!
505
00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:46,564
The guy had a tongue
like Gene Simmons.
506
00:24:46,598 --> 00:24:48,313
I swear to God
it had a battery in it.
507
00:24:48,347 --> 00:24:51,544
Man, I was a slut
in my 20s.
508
00:24:51,562 --> 00:24:54,558
- And now I'm at family camp.
- Aw.
509
00:24:54,592 --> 00:24:56,307
Morning, Buzz.
510
00:24:56,341 --> 00:24:58,805
Hey, babe.
511
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,753
Hey.
512
00:25:00,804 --> 00:25:02,253
You tried to drown me.
513
00:25:02,304 --> 00:25:03,718
Oh, come on.
The water's 3 feet deep.
514
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:04,800
You can swim.
515
00:25:04,835 --> 00:25:06,032
I was wearing
a donkey head.
516
00:25:06,051 --> 00:25:08,381
Stop being
such a drama queen.
517
00:25:08,416 --> 00:25:11,246
Can we get back
to Roger, please?
518
00:25:11,297 --> 00:25:13,411
Okay, I have a theory
as to why I...
519
00:25:13,462 --> 00:25:14,876
Oh, Fyo, you're bleeding.
520
00:25:14,910 --> 00:25:17,357
Did the thing with Roger.
521
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:18,790
So curious, Mack,
pitch it out.
522
00:25:18,824 --> 00:25:20,239
It's just a skinned knee.
523
00:25:20,290 --> 00:25:22,520
It's not
a compound fracture.
524
00:25:22,538 --> 00:25:24,952
Todd here thinks
I'm ruining our children
525
00:25:24,986 --> 00:25:26,350
because I'm kind.
526
00:25:26,368 --> 00:25:29,399
I just wanna hear about
the grown-ups having sex.
527
00:25:29,450 --> 00:25:31,896
I was exorcising Steve.
528
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:34,561
You think?
How was it?
529
00:25:34,612 --> 00:25:36,027
I saw colors.
530
00:25:36,061 --> 00:25:38,141
Then I went right back
to hating him.
531
00:25:38,175 --> 00:25:40,857
You're opening your second act
with a one-night stand.
532
00:25:40,891 --> 00:25:42,338
I love it.
533
00:25:42,356 --> 00:25:44,754
Do you think Roger knows
that it was a one-night stand?
534
00:25:44,788 --> 00:25:46,335
You had sex in a car.
535
00:25:46,353 --> 00:25:48,333
Seems pretty obvious.
536
00:25:48,368 --> 00:25:50,516
Announcements,
announcements, announcements.
537
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:52,547
The badminton equipment
has gone missing.
538
00:25:52,598 --> 00:25:55,878
I know, "shuttlecock" is a funny
word, but that's no excuse.
539
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,176
Also, talent show tonight.
Dig deep.
540
00:25:58,211 --> 00:26:00,009
You're Americans.
You've got talent.
541
00:26:00,043 --> 00:26:02,040
I've gotta shut down
this thing with Roger.
542
00:26:02,091 --> 00:26:04,205
Mm.
543
00:26:08,752 --> 00:26:11,203
- Hey.
- Hi.
544
00:26:13,416 --> 00:26:15,364
"Miguel Santos"?
545
00:26:15,415 --> 00:26:16,579
This book sucked.
546
00:26:17,719 --> 00:26:19,477
Shut up.
547
00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:21,808
Hey.
548
00:26:21,826 --> 00:26:23,140
I'm going to Stanford
for Law school.
549
00:26:23,158 --> 00:26:26,904
What?
Stanford Stanford?
550
00:26:26,938 --> 00:26:28,136
Like, where I go?
551
00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:30,152
Uh, no, the one
in the Dominican Republic... yeah.
552
00:26:30,187 --> 00:26:31,484
Where you go.
553
00:26:31,518 --> 00:26:33,017
I had no idea you applied.
554
00:26:33,068 --> 00:26:34,399
Well, I applied
at a lot of places.
555
00:26:34,433 --> 00:26:36,981
Robbie, that's kind of weird
and presumptuous.
556
00:26:37,015 --> 00:26:38,295
You should've
run it past me.
557
00:26:38,313 --> 00:26:39,295
Well, we don't talk
during the year.
558
00:26:39,313 --> 00:26:40,794
Exactly.
559
00:26:40,812 --> 00:26:43,508
What, so this is what it is,
and it can't be more than that?
560
00:26:43,559 --> 00:26:44,924
No.
561
00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,390
I don't know.
562
00:26:46,424 --> 00:26:48,471
This is just more pressure
that I don't need right now.
563
00:26:48,505 --> 00:26:49,670
Well, what does that mean?
564
00:26:49,721 --> 00:26:51,119
I mean, what kind of pressure
are you under?
565
00:26:51,137 --> 00:26:53,468
Um, uh, have you not
read a newspaper lately?
566
00:26:53,502 --> 00:26:55,220
The economy, North Korea...
567
00:26:55,255 --> 00:26:57,048
Oh, what does Kim Jong-Un's
rocket fetish
568
00:26:57,082 --> 00:26:59,080
have to do with me
attending Stanford?
569
00:26:59,114 --> 00:27:00,495
You sound insane right now.
570
00:27:00,546 --> 00:27:02,943
Okay, well,
in addition to being insane,
571
00:27:02,962 --> 00:27:04,950
I'm really busy, so...
572
00:27:07,874 --> 00:27:09,988
Oh!
God, I hate you.
573
00:27:10,039 --> 00:27:11,621
Ah!
574
00:27:11,655 --> 00:27:13,902
- I know, right?
- Move the stapler.
575
00:27:13,935 --> 00:27:16,117
Oh.
576
00:27:17,117 --> 00:27:18,732
Oh!
577
00:27:18,766 --> 00:27:19,814
Hit it. Right.
578
00:27:19,865 --> 00:27:21,446
Okay, you're
supposed to hit that.
579
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,928
I screwed him again.
580
00:27:22,947 --> 00:27:24,561
I knew that would happen.
581
00:27:24,595 --> 00:27:25,610
I called it.
Didn't I call that?
582
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,975
He did,
right after you left.
583
00:27:27,026 --> 00:27:29,973
I think Steve's midlife crisis
is rubbing off on me.
584
00:27:30,024 --> 00:27:32,254
I just, I can't stop.
Well, maybe lanyard girl here
585
00:27:32,272 --> 00:27:35,469
can whip up
a chastity belt for you.
586
00:27:41,133 --> 00:27:42,879
So you've been here
587
00:27:42,913 --> 00:27:44,462
every summer
since you were born?
588
00:27:44,513 --> 00:27:48,126
- Don't you get bored?
- No. It's awesome.
589
00:27:48,177 --> 00:27:50,574
- I run this place.
- Oh, look, Fyodor.
590
00:27:50,592 --> 00:27:52,839
It's reverend Fred Phelps
from Westboro Baptist.
591
00:27:52,873 --> 00:27:54,288
I don't know
what that means.
592
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,920
Read the paper,
you intolerant jerk.
593
00:27:55,954 --> 00:27:57,901
Grace, I'm not!
594
00:28:00,285 --> 00:28:01,999
What do you guys want?
595
00:28:03,065 --> 00:28:05,413
Not cool.
596
00:28:05,447 --> 00:28:08,661
What, do you think you're
"Sons of Anarchy" or something, huh?
597
00:28:15,888 --> 00:28:18,736
Love the way you work
that popsicle, babe.
598
00:28:18,770 --> 00:28:20,934
It's giving me ideas
about my popsicle.
599
00:28:20,985 --> 00:28:23,899
Oh, you wish.
600
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:46,365
- Get off him!
- Hey, get off him!
601
00:28:46,382 --> 00:28:48,047
Get off him!
Get off him!
602
00:28:52,970 --> 00:28:54,867
Don't worry.
You can save the lecture.
603
00:28:54,868 --> 00:28:56,665
I hate it here, and I'm calling
my dad to come get me.
604
00:28:56,699 --> 00:28:58,165
Kip, come on.
605
00:28:58,199 --> 00:29:00,695
It's only been two days.
Look at my face.
606
00:29:00,746 --> 00:29:03,007
The universe is trying
to tell me something.
607
00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:05,609
Yeah, "don't pick fights
with big, dumb frat boys."
608
00:29:05,643 --> 00:29:08,473
I didn't start the fight.
That guy was being a dick.
609
00:29:08,491 --> 00:29:10,622
He thinks he can just go around
doing whatever he wants.
610
00:29:10,656 --> 00:29:12,037
I know he's a dick.
611
00:29:12,071 --> 00:29:16,067
But he's not my responsibility.
You are.
612
00:29:16,101 --> 00:29:18,007
Your dad's
pretty worried about you.
613
00:29:18,042 --> 00:29:20,231
Oh, God, yeah,
I know he's worried.
614
00:29:20,265 --> 00:29:21,480
I feel it all the time.
615
00:29:21,515 --> 00:29:24,345
The doctors gave me
their blessing to come here.
616
00:29:24,395 --> 00:29:27,125
If my leukemia comes back,
it comes back.
617
00:29:27,144 --> 00:29:30,007
I can't be thinking about it all
the time, I'm so tired of it.
618
00:29:30,357 --> 00:29:32,721
Tired of washing my hands,
tired of worrying,
619
00:29:32,755 --> 00:29:34,719
tired of being so scared...
620
00:29:34,753 --> 00:29:36,417
If I didn't do
anything back there,
621
00:29:36,436 --> 00:29:38,633
the whole pattern for my entire
life would've been set.
622
00:29:38,684 --> 00:29:41,514
Kip Wampler,
gigantic pussy.
623
00:29:45,346 --> 00:29:46,408
Sit down.
624
00:29:51,425 --> 00:29:54,621
Take your medicine.
So...
625
00:29:54,672 --> 00:29:58,451
How did it feel
when you hit him?
626
00:30:01,117 --> 00:30:03,061
Fantastic.
627
00:30:03,865 --> 00:30:06,079
But I'm still cashing out.
628
00:30:06,113 --> 00:30:07,611
I will totally deny
saying this,
629
00:30:07,662 --> 00:30:10,558
but I think what you did today
was terrific.
630
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:12,107
And I bet if you stay,
631
00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:14,855
you'll have a whole bunch
more days just like this one.
632
00:30:14,889 --> 00:30:17,334
Without the blood and the...
633
00:30:17,904 --> 00:30:20,601
And for what it's worth,
634
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:24,898
I think you have
all the guts in the world.
635
00:30:24,932 --> 00:30:27,779
Mack,
we need you at the lake.
636
00:30:35,225 --> 00:30:36,872
These jerks on jet skis,
637
00:30:36,890 --> 00:30:38,221
they rammed our boat
and knocked his glass eye out.
638
00:30:38,255 --> 00:30:39,720
I am so sorry.
639
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,219
It was couple of kids
from Ridgefield.
640
00:30:41,253 --> 00:30:44,133
Don't worry, Mr. Chais,
we will find it.
641
00:30:44,168 --> 00:30:45,715
Any luck?
642
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:47,247
- Not yet.
- Found it!
643
00:30:47,298 --> 00:30:48,912
That's a rock.
Try again, buddy.
644
00:30:51,212 --> 00:30:52,693
Roger.
645
00:30:52,711 --> 00:30:54,492
You're supposed to keep
your jet skis
646
00:30:54,526 --> 00:30:56,707
on your side of the lake.
647
00:30:56,742 --> 00:30:59,050
Mr. Chais just lost an eye.
648
00:30:59,085 --> 00:31:02,619
- What? Seriously?
- No, it was a glass one.
649
00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:05,117
I don't know
how he lost the original.
650
00:31:05,152 --> 00:31:07,681
Well, I'll buy the guy
a new eye.
651
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,731
Look, nobody died, okay?
652
00:31:09,782 --> 00:31:12,145
Hey, you wanna
come over later?
653
00:31:12,179 --> 00:31:14,860
I'll pull your hair, wear
a ski mask, whatever you want.
654
00:31:14,894 --> 00:31:16,941
No. Roger, I...
655
00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:19,357
I think this whole thing
is misguided.
656
00:31:19,391 --> 00:31:21,772
I think we should think
about ending our relationship.
657
00:31:21,805 --> 00:31:23,603
Uh, relationship?
658
00:31:23,637 --> 00:31:25,884
Mack, we're screwing.
There's no relationship.
659
00:31:25,935 --> 00:31:28,665
Right, right, right, well,
I think we should stop screwing.
660
00:31:28,683 --> 00:31:30,930
- No problem.
- Mm.
661
00:31:30,965 --> 00:31:33,129
See you around.
662
00:31:34,213 --> 00:31:35,827
Oh, Mack, by the way,
663
00:31:36,666 --> 00:31:38,189
you're a faker.
664
00:31:38,223 --> 00:31:39,374
What?
665
00:31:39,425 --> 00:31:40,374
You get so worked up
about my boat
666
00:31:40,425 --> 00:31:41,839
and the fish
and the jet skis,
667
00:31:41,873 --> 00:31:44,587
but you just don't want to look
at your disaster of a life.
668
00:31:44,621 --> 00:31:46,153
Oh, you pretend
to be all nice,
669
00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:48,617
but the only time you say
anything you actually mean
670
00:31:48,651 --> 00:31:50,199
is when you're telling me
that you hate me
671
00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:51,914
or order me around
while we're having sex.
672
00:31:51,949 --> 00:31:54,530
Well, I hate you too.
673
00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:57,444
Have fun trying
to control everyone.
674
00:31:57,478 --> 00:31:59,975
- Faker.
- Uh...
675
00:32:03,407 --> 00:32:04,805
Found his eye!
676
00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:06,853
Mack! Found it!
677
00:32:06,904 --> 00:32:09,268
The talent show
is in six hours.
678
00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:11,133
- Oh, no.
- What's wrong?
679
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:13,848
Raccoons
tore up the speakers.
680
00:32:13,899 --> 00:32:15,539
- What?
- The sound system's screwed.
681
00:32:15,574 --> 00:32:16,895
No.
682
00:32:21,127 --> 00:32:22,758
Ah!
683
00:32:22,792 --> 00:32:24,674
Okay, take your weight
off your foot.
684
00:32:24,725 --> 00:32:26,222
Um...
685
00:32:31,274 --> 00:32:33,587
Do you think I'm a faker?
686
00:32:33,622 --> 00:32:35,665
Who accused you
of being a faker?
687
00:32:35,716 --> 00:32:37,246
And what were they
accusing you of faking?
688
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,962
'Cause if it was Roger
and you were faking an orgasm,
689
00:32:39,996 --> 00:32:41,494
I totally get it.
690
00:32:42,122 --> 00:32:45,021
If you're looking for rebound sex,
there are better options.
691
00:32:46,291 --> 00:32:50,071
You know, I wasn't
really happy in my marriage.
692
00:32:50,105 --> 00:32:52,868
I just thought
that if I was nice and happy,
693
00:32:52,903 --> 00:32:55,672
then we could
muddle through.
694
00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:59,801
But Steve didn't want to settle.
695
00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:03,760
He found something
that actually made him happy.
696
00:33:03,778 --> 00:33:06,774
You know that relationship
is doomed, right?
697
00:33:06,808 --> 00:33:09,755
Sooner or later, she's gonna
learn English, and then...
698
00:33:09,773 --> 00:33:11,887
Cole, last year,
699
00:33:11,921 --> 00:33:14,469
property taxes
almost wiped us out.
700
00:33:14,471 --> 00:33:17,216
I have had six cancellations
for August,
701
00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:21,546
and who knew electricity
was more expensive than cocaine?
702
00:33:21,580 --> 00:33:25,010
I just see things
as I want them to be,
703
00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:27,135
not how they actually are.
704
00:33:28,009 --> 00:33:30,539
Mack, I admire the way
you stay all positive,
705
00:33:30,573 --> 00:33:32,255
even when the flames
are licking at your boots.
706
00:33:32,289 --> 00:33:34,382
Cancel the talent show.
707
00:33:35,170 --> 00:33:37,035
Mack,
it's your favorite thing.
708
00:33:37,069 --> 00:33:39,116
Do a bonfire or whatever.
709
00:33:39,167 --> 00:33:41,145
There's something
I've gotta do.
710
00:33:46,146 --> 00:33:48,060
She thinks
I'm some kind of gay basher
711
00:33:48,078 --> 00:33:50,774
because I used
the expression "faggy."
712
00:33:50,825 --> 00:33:52,490
Why would you say that
to a girl with two dads?
713
00:33:52,524 --> 00:33:53,905
It just slipped out.
714
00:33:53,939 --> 00:33:56,353
I say that and "retarded" to
describe things that are lame,
715
00:33:56,387 --> 00:33:58,934
not homosexual or mentally
challenged, I'm not a bigot.
716
00:33:58,985 --> 00:34:00,683
No, but I think
you can understand
717
00:34:00,717 --> 00:34:03,015
why someone would
draw that conclusion.
718
00:34:03,049 --> 00:34:04,397
Dude,
just stop saying it.
719
00:34:04,432 --> 00:34:06,345
It's not working for you.
720
00:34:06,379 --> 00:34:08,800
I hate you both.
I gotta pee.
721
00:34:12,059 --> 00:34:14,173
Hey, I can't believe
you're going.
722
00:34:14,206 --> 00:34:15,839
Who do you expect me
to be friends with,
723
00:34:15,873 --> 00:34:19,336
and who's gonna commit
suicide-by-bully for me?
724
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,883
Hey, you two.
Get out.
725
00:34:22,917 --> 00:34:24,582
No, we might need
the extra hands.
726
00:34:24,633 --> 00:34:26,031
Hey, what's going on?
I wanna come!
727
00:34:28,529 --> 00:34:30,039
What's happening?
What are we doing?
728
00:34:30,124 --> 00:34:31,994
We're going to Ridgefield.
729
00:34:44,346 --> 00:34:45,314
The extra sound equipment
730
00:34:45,315 --> 00:34:47,280
is in the shed behind
the spa and the arcade.
731
00:34:47,315 --> 00:34:48,241
How do you know that?
732
00:34:48,275 --> 00:34:50,639
I had a thing here
with a counselor.
733
00:34:50,657 --> 00:34:51,989
Oh, Cole.
734
00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:53,704
After you had a summer fling
with that girl,
735
00:34:53,739 --> 00:34:57,300
did you enroll in her college
without telling her?
736
00:34:57,318 --> 00:34:58,517
Why are we doing this?
737
00:34:58,568 --> 00:34:59,632
We're doing it
for your mom.
738
00:34:59,667 --> 00:35:01,815
By the way,
quit being a dick to her.
739
00:35:20,884 --> 00:35:22,248
They get lobster?
740
00:35:22,282 --> 00:35:23,248
Ow!
741
00:35:23,282 --> 00:35:25,446
It's a wedding.
742
00:35:25,464 --> 00:35:26,828
You Jack up the price
on everything.
743
00:35:26,879 --> 00:35:28,577
I mean, hello.
744
00:35:28,611 --> 00:35:31,126
Um, let me call you back.
745
00:35:33,586 --> 00:35:37,866
Hey... So are we fighting
or screwing?
746
00:35:37,901 --> 00:35:38,954
Neither.
747
00:35:38,989 --> 00:35:39,813
I was actually wondering
748
00:35:39,844 --> 00:35:42,450
if you're still interested in
buying Little Otter.
749
00:35:42,485 --> 00:35:44,765
I think I'm done.
750
00:35:46,764 --> 00:35:48,113
Let's talk.
751
00:35:48,147 --> 00:35:49,195
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
752
00:35:49,229 --> 00:35:50,694
Yeah, put it there.
Go!
753
00:35:50,728 --> 00:35:53,109
- Hurry up, hurry up.
- Hey, yeah, ready to go?
754
00:35:53,143 --> 00:35:54,891
Okay, hold on.
Okay, guys, there's no room.
755
00:35:54,925 --> 00:35:56,972
You guys gotta run.
See ya down there!
756
00:35:57,023 --> 00:35:58,221
I wanna get
some of these lobsters.
757
00:35:58,255 --> 00:36:00,436
Oh, no, bad idea.
758
00:36:23,087 --> 00:36:26,366
Don't move.
759
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:30,081
They're not velociraptors.
They see us.
760
00:36:30,115 --> 00:36:31,396
Go!
761
00:36:31,414 --> 00:36:34,410
- All right, let's get 'em.
- Hey, hey!
762
00:36:36,348 --> 00:36:39,357
- Go! Don't look back!
- What?
763
00:36:40,189 --> 00:36:42,786
He's so dead.
764
00:36:42,821 --> 00:36:44,319
Where are those morons?
765
00:36:45,402 --> 00:36:48,233
- Start the boat!
- Start the boat!
766
00:36:48,284 --> 00:36:49,781
- Go! Start the boat!
- Hey, hey, hey.
767
00:36:49,816 --> 00:36:51,313
Come on, come on, come on!
768
00:36:54,695 --> 00:36:55,677
Are you serious?
769
00:36:58,192 --> 00:36:59,507
Thank you!
770
00:36:59,525 --> 00:37:00,857
Thanks, guys!
771
00:38:44,428 --> 00:38:46,425
That doesn't look safe.
772
00:38:46,443 --> 00:38:48,091
It's not.
773
00:38:54,604 --> 00:38:57,933
How did you
make this happen?
774
00:38:57,968 --> 00:39:01,297
The less you now,
the better.
775
00:39:01,349 --> 00:39:02,762
I'm up.
776
00:39:04,513 --> 00:39:07,909
All right!
Yo, yo!
777
00:39:15,038 --> 00:39:18,251
Hey, grace. I just want
to apologize for what I said.
778
00:39:18,285 --> 00:39:20,533
After thinking about it
and consulting my peers,
779
00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,914
it seems the general feeling
was that I was wrong.
780
00:39:22,949 --> 00:39:25,729
So I'm not gonna say that
particular "f" word in any form,
781
00:39:25,747 --> 00:39:27,578
and in the spirit
of de-idiotizing myself,
782
00:39:27,612 --> 00:39:31,025
I'm also throwing the "r" word
on the bonfire, so...
783
00:39:32,225 --> 00:39:35,818
Grace, I'm sorry.
I get it.
784
00:39:37,022 --> 00:39:38,741
Good.
785
00:39:39,236 --> 00:39:41,017
'Cause otherwise
you'd never put a dent
786
00:39:41,051 --> 00:39:42,517
in that giant box
of condoms.
787
00:39:42,551 --> 00:39:46,930
You seem awfully interested
in my box of condoms, Grace.
788
00:39:46,981 --> 00:39:48,212
Alex!
789
00:39:48,230 --> 00:39:50,677
Alex, you won't
get reception.
790
00:39:50,711 --> 00:39:52,759
They just tell you that
to make you look stupid.
791
00:39:52,809 --> 00:39:55,120
Come... come down
from the tree, honey.
792
00:39:58,738 --> 00:40:00,286
Ready to do
that walk-through?
793
00:40:00,337 --> 00:40:02,618
I am not selling
Little Otter, Roger.
794
00:40:02,669 --> 00:40:03,917
Sorry, it would
break my heart.
795
00:40:03,951 --> 00:40:06,282
How you gonna pay off Steve
and keep the camp?
796
00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:08,780
I am taking a loan
on my house.
797
00:40:08,831 --> 00:40:12,244
- That is dumb.
- I know what I'm doing.
798
00:40:12,278 --> 00:40:13,576
Yeah, what do I know?
799
00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:15,741
I'm just a phenomenally successful
guy from across the lake.
800
00:40:15,776 --> 00:40:16,740
You know, you should
come to my lecture
801
00:40:16,775 --> 00:40:17,739
on self-destructive behavior.
802
00:40:17,774 --> 00:40:21,153
- God, I hate you.
- No, you don't.
803
00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:25,234
I can tell that I'm gonna
be changing my mind
804
00:40:25,268 --> 00:40:27,515
a lot this summer.
805
00:40:27,549 --> 00:40:30,230
You're gonna have to deal
with it.
806
00:40:30,264 --> 00:40:33,978
I think you're starting to learn
that life is complicated.
807
00:40:34,012 --> 00:40:37,603
You find yourself in situations
you never thought you'd be in.
808
00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:41,339
And people
are unpredictable.
809
00:40:41,373 --> 00:40:45,085
They can disappoint you
even when they love you.
810
00:40:45,136 --> 00:40:47,751
- Hi.
- Hi.
811
00:40:47,801 --> 00:40:51,964
But they can also
surprise you in great ways.
812
00:40:51,998 --> 00:40:55,211
No, I think
I'm gonna stay, dad.
813
00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:58,359
Yeah, there's a few things
here that aren't so hideous.
814
00:40:58,377 --> 00:41:00,990
You just don't know
what's gonna happen.
815
00:41:01,024 --> 00:41:04,520
I really want you
to enjoy the summer.
816
00:41:04,538 --> 00:41:09,017
I don't want to stand in the way
of anything happening to you,
817
00:41:09,035 --> 00:41:11,566
whether it's awesome
or painful.
818
00:41:11,616 --> 00:41:13,896
I trust you.
819
00:41:13,948 --> 00:41:17,061
And if you do anything illegal
or stupid, I will kill you.
820
00:41:17,112 --> 00:41:20,076
I love you, but that was
a lot of words, mom.
821
00:41:22,108 --> 00:41:23,506
Okay.
822
00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:26,787
You two look out
for each other.
823
00:41:28,337 --> 00:41:29,352
Oh, hey!
824
00:41:29,386 --> 00:41:32,166
Look who's there!
825
00:41:32,184 --> 00:41:33,998
Little moose,
just like last year.
826
00:41:34,016 --> 00:41:36,930
Hey!
59221
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