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[knocking]
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Thank you so much for coming.
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What is the emergency?
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Well, I... I guess I could've
told you over the phone,
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but I wanted to see your face.
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Okay, my face is here. Tell me.
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My dear, wonderful Abishola...
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...you're gonna be an auntie!
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Oh, my God,
you are having a baby?
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I am!
I did not even know
you were dating someone.
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I'm not.
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- Have you told the father?
- I have no idea who it is.
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Christina!
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But it's gonna be one
of the dudes
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in this binder.
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You keep a record of all
the men you have slept with?
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Yes. But not this one.
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These are potential
sperm donors.
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Oh, so you are not pregnant?
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Not yet,
but my womb is willing.
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One might say eager.
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And you have not slept
with all these men?
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Oh, I wish. [laughs]
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Especially this guy--
six-foot-five and Swedish.
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Viking sperm.
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Okay, so what
do you want from me?
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[sighs]
IVF is a long process.
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There's fertility shots,
egg retrieval, embryo transfer.
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I'm gonna need someone
to lean on.
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Of course,
I'll be there for you.
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Great.
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What do you say
we make it official,
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and you shoot these hormones
in my ass?
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It will be my pleasure.
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Oh!
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This is gonna be fun.
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Uh-huh. On three?
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Okay, sure.
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One.
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Ow!
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What happened to "three"?
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This has to be fun
for the both of us.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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[crowd chatter]
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Hmm. That poor woman.
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Having a baby all on her own.
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It is Christina's choice.
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Is she at least going
to invent a heroic father?
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Perhaps one
who died saving children
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from a burning orphanage?
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No, but that's very good,
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I'll suggest it to her.
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Mm-hmm.
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She doesn't need a cover story.
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She's a liberated woman, and
she can hold her head up high.
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Nonsense.
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This is what happens when
you give women too many rights.
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I raised Dele on my own,
and he turned out great.
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Mm-hmm.
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Did he?
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Yes!
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Even now he has chosen
to become a dancer?
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Yes.
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Do you even believe
what you are saying?
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Yes.
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Don't listen to her.
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Dele is a great kid,
and he's gonna make you proud.
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Yes!
Hmm.
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Even if he performs in ballet
wearing a leotard?
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Yes.
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Have you spoken
to your sister lately?
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No. Why?
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You should talk to her.
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Oh, God. What's going on?
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It is not my place to say.
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Too late. Tell me.
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Are you familiar
with in vitro fertilization?
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Please tell me
she's breeding horses.
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Christina is planning
on having a baby.
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And she told you?
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I'm a nurse. She wants my help.
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You want to help her?
Talk her out of it.
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She's a grown woman, Bob.
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Is she?
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And the process
has already started.
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Ah, damn it.
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You need to be
supportive of this.
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She's very nervous.
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Well, she should be.
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She's not capable
of raising a child by herself.
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She will learn.
She has a lot more going for her
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than I did when I had Dele.
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No, it's different. You're you.
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You're smart,
independent, strong.
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And she's...
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Come on, talk her out of it!
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Bob, she has a right
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to do whatever she wants
with her body.
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Do you know
how long turtles live?
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Up to 100 years.
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You know how long hers lived?
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We don't know! She lost it!
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Well, this is happening, so you
might as well be happy for her.
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Yeah, I guess I can pretend.
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Yay. I'm so happy for you.
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Maybe just give her money.
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That I can do.
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Okay, on a count of three.
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Don't mess with me this time.
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Of course not.
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[sighs]
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One.
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[gasps] Ow!
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Still fun.
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You've got a little
sadist in ya.
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I do.
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Just so you are aware,
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sometimes the hormones
can affect your mood.
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Yes, I'm aware, and that's not
going to happen with me.
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Probably not, but I just thought
you should know.
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I do know.
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Why do you think
I'm reading all this baby crap?
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You are right. I'm sorry.
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Do you think
I'm just sitting around here
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waiting for Nurse Abishola
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to tell me how my body works?
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No.
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Good.
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You bought a breast pump?
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Yes! What's it to you?!
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What is it to you?
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You are not even pregnant.
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I need to practice!
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I have very sensitive nipples!
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Okay.
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[mocking]:
Okay.
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You didn't tell Bob
I was doing this, did you?
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Of course not.
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- Huh.
- What?
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He Venmo'd me a thousand dollars
for no reason.
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Oh. Maybe he's just a nice guy
who loves his sister.
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Oh, grow up, will you?
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So... what do you think?
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I think...
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Yay! I'm so happy for you.
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Really?
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Of course. I'm 100% behind you.
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Oh, thank you so much,
big brother.
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Now I just have
to find the courage to tell Mom.
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I'm sure she'll be very loving
and supportive.
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I'm sorry.
I don't know why I said that.
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DOTTIE:
Hello!
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She's here.
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Okay, you can do this.[sighs]
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There should be a way to choose
"no woman driver" on Uber.
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Maybe wait.
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Wait for what?
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Uh, Christina has
some good news.
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Oh, that'll be a first.
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I've started IVF treatment.
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I'm going to have a baby
and raise it on my own.
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Oh.
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I don't need your approval.
I don't need your permission.
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This is something
I've chosen for myself...
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Aw. Come here!
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What's happening?
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I'm so happy for you.
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Now, that is how you pretend.
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You're really okay with this?
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Of course. It's better
than getting knocked up
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by some loser
you'll just drive away.
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There's our mom.
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I'm finally gonna
have a grandbaby!
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What about Dele?
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Oh, he showed up
already cooked.
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I want one
I can put my stink on.
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That's really sweet, Mom.
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I almost lost hope.
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Lord knows the ship has sailed
with these two.
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No ship has sailed.
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It hasn't?
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We could still have a baby
if we wanted to.
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But you decided not to.
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I never said "no."
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So you want a baby?
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I did not say that.
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So you don't want a baby?
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I did not say that, either.
Listen to me.
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You're not saying anything!
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Because there's no talking
to you!
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Let's go.
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All this yelling is bad
for your eggs.
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We are done yelling.
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Bob has made up his mind.
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I don't even know
what the hell's happening!
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Here's a weird question.
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Any of your friends at school
have a dad that's...
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a little older?
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What do you mean? Like, 50?
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Older.
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Mm. Let me think.
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One kid has a dad
that uses a walker
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and an oxygen tank
on a little cart.
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He's got to be pretty old.
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Do they have
a good relationship?
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I guess. I've seen him
feed his dad applesauce,
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so, that's kind of sweet.
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That's horrible.
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Why do you ask?
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No reason.
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Are you and Mom
thinking of having a kid?
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I said no reason.
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Okay. Okay.
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[chuckles]
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What?
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I'm just
trying to imagine
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feeding you
applesauce.
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Open up for the choo-choo.
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Knock it off.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:03,603
What're you doing?
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Looking up
baby names.
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What do you think about
Moses Wheeler?
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Little biblical, isn't it?
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That's hip now.
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Bible names are trending.
Check it out:
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Ezekiel, Ezra,
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Boaz.
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00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,100
Judas in there?
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Too soon.
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What if
it's a girl?
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Way ahead of you.
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Gomorrah.
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Morrah for short.
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You think maybe Christina
should have a say in the name?
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Eh.
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If it's a girl,
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maybe she'll want to
name her after you.
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Gomorrah Dorothy. I like it.
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Well, whatever the name is,
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you just got to respect that
it's her life and her baby.
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Her life and our baby.
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Oh, boy.
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Come on, what?
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If she's not gonna
have a husband,
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she's gonna need me.
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Well, that's nice,
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but how long do you think
you're gonna be around?
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[shushes]
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Don't put that out there.
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I'm not going
anywhere anytime soon.
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00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,408
Well, nobody plans on it,
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but you did have a stroke
a few years ago.
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00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:15,022
And look at me now,
drinking like a teenager.
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00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,634
I wish I was
as optimistic as you.
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00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,549
What are you
talking about, slim?
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You cheated death, too.
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Barely. Every time
I get heartburn
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00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,815
I think I'm going to meet Jesus.
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Jesus.
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Good name. No spin.
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It's nice to see you excited
about having a grandkid.
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I am. Mark my words,
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I'll be sitting front row,
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watching they/them
graduate college.
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You know what, I think you will.
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And with any luck, I'll be
sitting right next to you.
268
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:52,799
- Maybe.
- All right.
269
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,593
If you look at
the facts,
270
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,682
I've only had one child,
271
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,293
so, by Nigerian standards,
I'm a failure.
272
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,905
That is true.
273
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:14,516
Many of my friends think
you are a lesbian.
274
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,475
Lesbians can have children.
275
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:20,261
Okay, Gloria, we get it,
you are woke.
276
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:23,699
All right, look,
277
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,005
what you're going through
is normal.
278
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:26,441
When my kids left the house,
279
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:27,703
this little voice in my head
280
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,139
kept telling me to
have another baby.
281
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,271
What did you do?
282
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:33,230
I made my husband
get a vasectomy.
283
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:34,928
Snip-snip, problem solved.
284
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,930
[laughs]
285
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,279
So you are saying
this is all happening because
286
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,497
Dele is leaving soon?
287
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,412
Exactly.
288
00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,980
But once you get used
to not seeing him every day,
289
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,852
you'll be thrilled to
have your freedom.
290
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:49,290
And be the carefree gay woman
everyone thinks you are.
291
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,946
But on the other hand,
292
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,905
Bob and I would make
an adorable baby.
293
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:58,386
Did the little voice
tell you that?
294
00:12:58,516 --> 00:12:59,866
Yes.
295
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,737
Here, drown it.
296
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,051
Here's your tea.
297
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,966
Thanks.
298
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:15,098
So,
299
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:18,101
when does the doctor slip
the ol' turkey baster
300
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,711
up your hoo-ha?
301
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,844
Mom.
302
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,411
I want to be there.
303
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:26,066
At conception. When life begins.
304
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,546
You're serious?
305
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,070
Damn right.
306
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,594
And I want to catch Moses
when you push him out.
307
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,206
Who's Moses?
308
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,034
Not important.
309
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:40,863
Just so you know,
310
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:43,126
I will be there
every step of the way.
311
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,085
Thanks.
312
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:47,261
Can I ask
you something?
313
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,045
Of course.
314
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:52,048
When did your maternal
instinct kick in?
315
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:55,269
Honestly, when you told me
I'm having a grandkid.
316
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,273
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
317
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,144
Truth is, the moment
318
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,754
the nurse hands you your baby
319
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,061
and you look down at that
320
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,324
sweet, helpless little thing,
321
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,500
you just know.
322
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:10,980
Anybody messes with it,
323
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,896
you'll tear
their frickin' throat out.
324
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,594
That's nice, thank you.
325
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,553
Oh, you don't have to thank me.
326
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,903
We're gonna be a great mom.
327
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,137
My little buddy.
328
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,095
Ek'ale, Mom.
329
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,623
Have you been drinking?
330
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,887
Of course not.
Why would you ask that?
331
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:50,802
You called me "little buddy."
332
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,066
Because that's what you are.
333
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,503
Is that
grilled cheese?
334
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,244
Ye...
Help yourself.
335
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,116
Mmm.
336
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,728
I know I'm very hard on you,
337
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,469
but you are a good boy.
338
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,690
Yeah, you were drinking.
339
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,735
Do not be disrespectful.
340
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,435
Do you remember
when your father left
341
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:15,915
and it was just you and me?
342
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:18,221
A little.
343
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:19,570
Oh.
344
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:21,442
It was so very difficult.
345
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:22,791
You never made it seem that way.
346
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,749
'Cause I did not
want you to worry.
347
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:28,188
I always wanted you to be happy.
348
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:30,320
My happy little buddy.
349
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:33,758
I'll make you some coffee.
350
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:36,892
Do you remember when
351
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,068
I had to work two jobs
352
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:40,896
and some days I had to
take you with me?
353
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,115
Kind of.
354
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,333
I would put you in the corner
355
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:44,769
with your coloring books.
356
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,467
And you never complained once.
357
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:47,685
I remember that.
358
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,035
You do?
359
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,950
You'd give me money
for the vending machine.
360
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,387
It was the only time
I was ever allowed candy.
361
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,824
And now you have perfect teeth.
362
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,391
You're welcome.
363
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,219
You know,
364
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,917
if you had another kid with Bob,
365
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,484
it'd be a lot easier this time.
366
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:04,659
Why would you say that?
367
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,400
You're not alone.
368
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,750
You have a good job
and Bob has a good job.
369
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,404
I cannot
talk about this with you.
370
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,536
I just want you to know
that I'm all for it.
371
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,363
I'd love to have
a little brother.
372
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:14,669
Good night.
373
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,105
A sister's good, too.
374
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,238
Stop talking.
375
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,943
Look at my sexy bookworm.
376
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,992
Have you been drinking?
377
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,690
What is it with everyone?
378
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:38,301
Can a grown woman
not get drunk on a weeknight?
379
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:40,738
Come here.
380
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,396
[laughs]
381
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,529
Hey, uh...
382
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:49,747
I've made a decision.
383
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,793
Mmm. Tell me.
384
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:55,014
Then I will tell you
if it's the right one.
385
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:58,800
Um, I'm okay
not having another kid.
386
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,020
Good for you.
387
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,327
You know, I'm happy with
how things are.
388
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,503
Mm-hmm, me, too.
389
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,940
And, uh, you know,
what makes me truly happy is
390
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,073
living my life
with you and Dele.
391
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,814
Mm-hmm.
392
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,816
I mean, he's just
going off to college,
393
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,513
it's not like
he's gonna be out of our lives.
394
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,254
- Of course not.
- Right.
395
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:20,343
And-and when he's not around,
396
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:23,477
we can... we-we can enjoy
every day together.
397
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:24,565
Absolutely.
398
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,045
Mm-hmm.
399
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,047
So, you... you agree?
400
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,788
About what?
401
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:33,095
Not having another kid.
402
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:35,141
I never said that,
you said that.
403
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,840
We should probably
figure this out
404
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,102
before we continue.
405
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,149
Do not tell me what to do.
406
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,325
Oh, you tell me what to do.
407
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,857
So far, you like donor
number 22's height,
408
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,946
number 43's wavy hair
409
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,384
and 55's interest
in woodworking.
410
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:05,258
My baby's gonna
build me a log cabin.
411
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,869
Our baby.
412
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,003
You should pick someone with
413
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,267
a strong educational background.
414
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,313
This kid'll be smart.
It's a Wheeler.
415
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:19,446
You should pick someone with
416
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,796
a strong educational background.
417
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,189
Brains aren't everything.
418
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,625
He or she might be
a great athlete.
419
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:25,626
It runs in our family.
420
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:28,585
No one runs
in our family.
421
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,850
I don't know, Christina,
slim pickings here.
422
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,765
What are you
talking about?
423
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:37,159
When Moses
comes of age,
424
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,856
he will sit
on the throne
425
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:41,381
of a therapeutic
hosiery empire.
426
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:42,860
I'm not seeing
427
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,732
a lot of
royal sperm here.
428
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,995
Hang on,
I am not sure
429
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,128
I want my child
in the sock business.
430
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,218
Then what the hell
are we doing here?
431
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:54,829
Wasting my time.
432
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,484
And his name's not Moses.
433
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,225
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434
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