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Hello, my dearest,
dearest friends.
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What do you want?
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As you know, planning
has begun for my wedding
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to the delicious Chukwuemeka.
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Delicious?
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Trust me.
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Some are calling it
the social event of the season.
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Who's calling it that?
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Some!
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Ah, I took
too much fruit.
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GLORIA:
Oh, give me some.
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No grapes.
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ABISHOLA:
- Okay.
- Focus!
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Sorry.
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There's one question
on everybody's lips--
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who will have the honor
of being Kemi's maid of honor?
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Me.
Abishola.
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It was a hard choice,
many good candidates--
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faithful Abishola,
old, wise Gloria.
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Hearts will be broken...
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We only have
an hour for lunch.
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I have chosen Abishola!
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Oh, my goodness!
Thank you.
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You knew.
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It is still thrilling.
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I've already started
making plans.
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That's why
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you are the chosen one.
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Worked out for everybody.
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I will contact the pastor
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and see what dates
the church has available.
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Oh, no. We are not doing
a traditional church ceremony.
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I am planning
a destination wedding.
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- Lagos?
- Close.
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Vegas.
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Hot damn!
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Oh, while we're there,
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you gonna have to hold
onto my debit card, child.
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Even if I beg,
don't give it to me.
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She is joking.
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Kemi knows she cannot get
married in such a godless place.
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God was at my first wedding.
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I'm going to try Satan.
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You deserve better
than a ten-minute ceremony
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conducted
by a Filipino Elvis.
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Filipino?
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I saw it in a show.
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I hear your concerns, Abishola.
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Thank you.
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So Gloria is my
new maid of honor!
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Congratulations!
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Pass.
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Good news, you're back in.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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All right, Kofo.
Floor's yours.
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[Kofo clears throat]
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Thank you for taking time
to hear my idea.
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It came to me
while I was in the bathtub
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enjoying my evening soak.
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I didn't take you
for a bath guy.
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You think this glowing skin
just happens?
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All right, bubbles,
move it along.
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Okey dokey, here it goes.
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What if, every week,
we decide...
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I have terrible news.
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Our factory workers are
threatening to strike.
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Oluwa mi o.
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Are you Nigerian?
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No.
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Then don't do that.
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What are you
talking about? Why?
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The head of the union
says that...
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They have a union?
Oluwa mi o.
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Mom,
he doesn't like that.
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No, she's fine.
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The workers are demanding
a ten percent pay increase.
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Ten percent?
Don't they know
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they're gonna be replaced
by robots?
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They're also demanding
not to be replaced by robots.
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They can't do this.
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If it wasn't for me,
our socks would still
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be made in Malaysia
by nine-year-olds.
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And all they wanted
was cigarette breaks.
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CHRISTINA:
You did a great thing,
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Bob, but I do support their
right to stick it to the man.
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You're part of "the man."
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It's one of the many things
I dislike about myself.
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Where's that ten percent
increase supposed to come from?
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We're barely breaking even now.
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Yeah, we're all
cutting back.
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You're not cutting back.
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It's just what you say.
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Before I was promoted,
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I thought you were all
fat cats looking down
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from your high tower.
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Now I like it up here.
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It's the looking down
on people, right?
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Let 'em strike.
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When they start losing
their houses and condos,
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they'll come crawling back.
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For what we're paying them,
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I don't think they have
houses and condos.
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That's sad.
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Anyway, Kofo, what's
your little bathtub idea?
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KOFO:
Okay, here we go.
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Vegas of all places.
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What is she thinking?
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Who?
Kemi.
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Are you not listening?
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Uh, sorry.
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I was just dealing
with some work stuff.
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But now you've got
my full attention.
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No matter what I say,
she will not listen.
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Yeah, that's terrible.
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A wedding is
a sacred thing.
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It should be in a church,
surrounded by your loved ones.
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Yeah, that's terrible.
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She'll regret it.
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And then I will be left
to pick up the pieces.
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Terrible.
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I have a feeling
you're not listening.
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You could not
be more wrong.
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Are you sure
you don't want
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to talk about
what's going on at work?
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No, no. Go on.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Just stand back, let her
have this tacky wedding,
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and ruin the most important day
of her and Chukwuemeka's life?
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Terrible?
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Bob.
All right, sorry.
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Thank you for dinner, Mummy.
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Of course.
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You know, after the wedding,
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I will also have to start
calling you Mummy.
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No, you won't.
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I have some ideas
about the ceremony.
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That's wonderful,
and I am eager to hear them.
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Good, 'cause
I'm thinking...
But first I would like
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to share with you the decisions
I've already made for us.
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Oh, okay.
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Caesars Palace.
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Morning--
matching gold outfits.
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Afternoon--
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matching
rhinestone outfits.
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Evening...
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no outfits.
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I just do not think all
our family and friends
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will want to
fly to Vegas.
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That is true.
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But on the other hand,
I am the bride,
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and this is what I want.
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I think Vegas is a perfect idea.
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Nobody asked--
Wait, what?
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It will not be
a traditional marriage.
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Why should it be
a traditional wedding?
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But what about our church,
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with our pastor and choir
and congregation?
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No, this is better.
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It is?
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It makes sense
that you would want
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to get married far from home.
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It does?
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Then no one from our families
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will be there to judge you.
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I'm... confused.
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Why would they judge our love?
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Because this one is old enough
to be your mother.
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Mummy.
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Is it not true?
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I'm only 44.
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What year were you born?
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Give me a moment.
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Let me reassure you
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that this strike will not
affect our deliveries
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to our wonderful
friends at Target.
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Is that true?
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Quiet. I'm lying
to our friends at Target.
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Okay, thank you.
Bye-bye.
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I have a question.
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Yes, Douglas?
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Will we still be getting paid
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during the strike?
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Are you living
paycheck to paycheck?
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I'd be happy to tell you
if you loan me $500.
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CHRISTINA [over laptop]:
I refuse to take money
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until our workers are
fairly compensated.
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Christina?
Where are you?
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I'm on the picket line
with my blue-collar brothers.
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And two sisters.
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We really got to hire
more women, guys.
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What the hell
are you doing?
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Showing solidarity.
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Do you understand that
if this strike succeeds,
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I got to start firing
mid-level executives?
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Well, you gotta do
what you gotta do, Bob.
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Well, guess
which level you're on.
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Good luck, everybody.
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Kemi...
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I would like to say something.
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Really?
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We were having such
a nice silent lunch.
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If the wedding
of your dreams is in Vegas,
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then we will go to Vegas.
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Oh. So you suddenly had
a change of heart.
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I should have supported
your wishes from the beginning.
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Interesting.
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Just yesterday,
you called Vegas
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"the devil's hot tub."
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Yes, filled with magicians
and prostitutes.
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But that shouldn't stop you
from having your special day.
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Isn't that sweet, Kemi?
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Kemi, say it's sweet.
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You just want me to hide
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my shameful relationship
with Chukwuemeka.
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What are you talking about?
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You think I'm too old for him.
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Of course.
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But that's not why
I'm doing this.
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And you think I'm making
a fool of myself.
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That has never
bothered you before.
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And here I thought
you were my friend.
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I am.
I am supporting you.
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If you really wanted
to support me, you'd be honest.
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You'd look me right in my eye
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and tell me that I'm old,
ugly and stupid!
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You just had to talk.
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This is not negotiating.
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This is the same
list of demands
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they opened with.
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They know we will start
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missing deliveries tomorrow.
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They have our gonads
in a mousetrap.
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You know, if I was
the evil CEO
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they think I am, I never
would've moved the factory
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back to the States.
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I'd be sailing on my yacht
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to wherever greedy bastards
sail to.
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Turks and Caicos.
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Yeah, there.
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Perhaps it is time we bring in
replacement workers.
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You mean scabs.
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No, we do not use that word.
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And, for the record,
a scab is a sign of healing.
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Well, I don't care what you call
'em, we're not doing that.
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Do you have a better idea?
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Yeah, burn
the friggin' place down
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and collect the insurance money.
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Your father did that twice.
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If you want,
I still have the guy's number.
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[knocking on door]
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Hello, Bob.
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Kemi, what are you doing here?
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I'm sorry, is this a bad time?
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Uh, it-it kind of is.
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Well, I took two buses,
so we will talk now.
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[door closes]
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Uh, do you mind
leaving, please?
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This is my office.
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Well, then,
you know the way out.
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What's going on?
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Well,
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I am older than Chukwuemeka,
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and you are much, much older
than Abishola.
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Okay, and...?
265
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,279
I need to know how you do it.
266
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:15,413
How is she not disgusted
by your decomposing body?
267
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,156
All right,
thanks for stopping by.
268
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:21,463
[stammers]
I-I need your help.
269
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:24,031
Well, then, don't open
with I'm decomposing.
270
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:26,250
I'm sorry.
271
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,992
Did Chukwuemeka say
something?
272
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,690
His mother did.
273
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,169
Well, what do you care
what she says?
274
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:33,736
Chuey's crazy about you.
275
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,565
Today. But one day
he will wake up and realize
276
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:39,829
that the ripe plum he married
is a prune.
277
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,571
A big-breasted prune.
278
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:46,140
Well, there's an image.
279
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,446
Can I tell you a secret?
280
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:50,753
I'd rather you didn't.
281
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:54,148
He has never seen me
without a wig or makeup.
282
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,671
Wow, that's a wig?
283
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:59,719
The hair is real,
but it's from a woman in Mumbai.
284
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,635
[sighs]
What do I do?
285
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,769
Well, I-I'd say
you have two choices.
286
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,902
you can spend every day
hiding who you really are
287
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:14,037
or you can trust that Chuey
loves you, warts and all.
288
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,126
How did you know about my warts?
[groans]
289
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:23,307
[woman speaks indistinctly
on TV]
290
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,570
- Abishola?
- I'm up.
291
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:27,834
Sorry, did I wake you?
292
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,706
It's okay. I wanted to see you.
293
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,099
These are for you.
294
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:35,102
Ah-ah. Why?
295
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:38,758
For loving me for who I am.
296
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,500
Mmm.
You know,
it's not lost on me
297
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,894
that you could've had
your pick of any guy.
298
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:47,201
Ah-ah. There
were one or two.
299
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:52,119
Michael, Raheem,
300
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,991
David, the other David.
301
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,341
Okay. All right.
302
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:02,607
I chose you because
you have a good heart.
303
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,132
It was not working
when I met you, but...
304
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,438
it was good.
305
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,614
I love you.
306
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:12,139
I love you, too.
307
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,059
Sometimes I do miss Big Bob.
308
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,800
Big Bob?
309
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,062
Yes, you know.
310
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:24,499
Big Bob.
311
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:28,111
What could you possibly miss?
312
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,113
Your tummy pillow.
313
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:33,421
Now it's like laying
on a park bench.
314
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,125
KEMI:
Are you ready?
315
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,258
One moment.
316
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,002
I am now, my love.
317
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,134
Close your eyes.
318
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,702
Okay.
319
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,660
They are closed.
320
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,106
Can I open them?
321
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,674
Okay.
322
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,199
Oh.
323
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,029
You are not naked.
324
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,597
Yes, I am.
325
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,861
This is me.
326
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,514
The real me.
327
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:26,996
Ah. You are more
beautiful than ever.
328
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:30,478
Tell the truth.
You are repulsed.
329
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:33,568
My darling, I have been
waiting for this day.
330
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:37,746
And not just because your makeup
has been ruining my pillows.
331
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,793
I have wrinkles on my chin
and circles under my eyes.
332
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,231
I do not see them.
333
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,932
What about my hair?
334
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,543
It is nicer than mine.
335
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,155
It is gray.
336
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,808
Because I'm an old hag.
337
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:57,940
Eh-eh. Eh-eh.
338
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,769
Do not be mean
to my Kemi.
339
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,730
Wait a moment.
340
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:08,646
Now you close your eyes.
341
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,607
Will you be gone
when I open them?
342
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,264
Okay, open.
343
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,658
Ta-da.
344
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,573
What is that?
345
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,097
My mouth guard.
346
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:26,012
I put it in
after you fall asleep
347
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,057
because it is embarrassing.
348
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:32,279
Oh. It is... nice.
349
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:36,065
Do you love me any less?
350
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,764
No. You are my Chuku bunny.
351
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:42,202
And you are my Kemi bear.
352
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,814
Take it out first.
353
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,604
That's much better.
354
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,180
[knocking on door]
355
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,271
Hey.
Hey.
356
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,577
What are you doing?
357
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,796
Trying to drink
these numbers right.
358
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,450
Is it working?
359
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,976
Well, at least
I can't see 'em anymore.
360
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,891
[sighs]
361
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,023
Here.
362
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,807
What's this?
363
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,940
My letter of resignation.
364
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:25,985
Very funny.
365
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,290
I'm not kidding.
366
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:30,119
Oh, well, then, no,
I don't accept.
367
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:33,122
It's the only
move, Bobby.
368
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,646
Chop up my bloated
one percent salary
369
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:39,041
and feed it to
the hoi polloi.
370
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,216
The hoi polloi?
371
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,478
The rabble, the riffraff.
372
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:44,177
You know what I'm
talking about.
373
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,657
There's got to be another way.
374
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,137
Your bloated salary?
375
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,705
Let's keep thinking.
376
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,490
Honey, if you want to keep
the place going,
377
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,231
you got to let me do this.
378
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,190
No. You and Dad
started this company.
379
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,713
I'm not gonna be
the reason you quit.
380
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:01,977
Oh, just like a man
to take all the credit.
381
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:04,762
I'm quitting because I'm done.
382
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,634
Really?
383
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,897
Stick a fork in me.
384
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,030
So, what are you gonna do?
385
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,510
I don't know. Travel?
386
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:16,296
I got some friends
in Turks and Caicos.
387
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,738
Thanks, Mom.
388
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,740
You're welcome.
389
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,178
Who would've thunk it?
390
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,093
Dottie Wheeler,
friend of the working man.
391
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,529
To hell with
the working man.
392
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,619
I'm doing it for you
and your idiot siblings.
393
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:36,751
There's my mom.
394
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,796
[sighs]
395
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:39,971
What are we drinking?
396
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,277
Scotch. You want a glass?
397
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,062
I don't need a glass.
398
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,629
I got tomorrow off.
399
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,723
[exhales]
Thirsty.
400
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,943
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