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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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The last time
I saw you in the flesh,
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you were sitting
in that chair.
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Ah, the flesh.
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I don't miss it.
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So, what's the plan, son?
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I don't know.
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Thinking about
a vanilla shake.
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That's exactly what I'd do.
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Eat yourself sick?
Fill the hole.
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You do it with food,
I did it with Scotch.
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You also gambled.
Hey!
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If I wanted to talk to my wife,
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I would've visited my wife.
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The point is,
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you do what you have to do
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so you can get back to work
the next day.
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Call me if you need me.
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I'll always need you, Dad.
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All right.
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What do you think?
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Mm... Very dapper.
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Bob Wheeler is wearing
last year's spring collection
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because he couldn't
bring himself to pay full price
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for a Hugo Boss suit.
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(chuckles) You may want to
take off the tag.
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Eh, leave it on.
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I want potential
business partners to know
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I hold out for the best price.
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This factory is going
to change everything.
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All over the world,
when people see a foot,
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they will picture your face.
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Why stop at feet?
I could do gloves.
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It's really just
five tiny socks.
Mm-hmm.
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My dear, you can cover any
extremity you set your mind to.
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Paparazzi is gonna love us.
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"Sock mogul
and surgeon wife."
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Hmm. I prefer,
"Johns Hopkins educated surgeon
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and sock husband."
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I should be going. Okay.
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Hey, call me
the second you hear from them.
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I don't want to find out
you got into medical school
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from your mom's Facebook.
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Mummy has had it on Facebook
since I applied.
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(door opens)
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What's up, buttercup?
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Dad? What the hell
are you doing here?
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Well, you tell me.
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What's got you circling
the cuckoo's nest this time?
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I'm fine.
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Why don't you go haunt
somebody else?
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Hey now, that's offensive.
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You see any chains here?
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Did I say, "Ooh"?
I'm not a ghost.
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As far as I can tell,
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I'm some kind
of physical manifestation
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of your subconscious,
here to help you externalize
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your stresses and insecurities,
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or... you did shrooms.
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I didn't do shrooms.
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I don't think.
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Well, let's figure this out.
How's the old lady?
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Marriage is great.
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How's the really old lady?
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Mom's good, too.
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You were always
too much of a coward
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to have any real addictions.
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Huh. I guess nothing's wrong.
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Exactly. I'll see you
the next time I go nuts.
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I look forward to it.
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You know something's wrong.
I know!
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("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)
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This camera thing's
looking at me funny.
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Is it on?
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Oh!
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It's voice activated.
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This is the future.
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Kind of cool, huh?
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(deep voice):
I am the great and powerful Bob.
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When Abishola
starts med school,
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I'm gonna be in Baltimore a lot.
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We have to adapt.
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Only Mr. Wheeler may adapt.
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If anyone else wants to teleconference,
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they must use
their paid time off.
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BOB:
First things first,
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I want to update you on
our negotiations with Hanes.
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Everything looks g--
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Bob, you froze up.
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What do you think
was coming next?
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I heard a "guh."
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So, "good"?
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Could be "great."
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Or "grave."
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What the hell?
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This is a train wreck.
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(banging)
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Son of a bitch!
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Somebody brought
their weekend mouth.
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BOB:
There we go.
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I showed Hanes
how much we could save them,
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and now they're squirming
on our line like a giant tuna.
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We will reel in
the son of a bitch. Kofo.
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It is business talk.
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You guys are really
moving up to the big leagues.
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We're really moving up
to the big leagues!
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(cheering)
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Of course, they're gonna be
having all the fun.
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You're gonna be
in Baltimore,
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eating crab cakes
with your mother-in-law.
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Future's looking bright,
huh, guys?
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(crunching)
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Mom, can you eat
something quieter?
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The camera's following you.
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That is a wonderful idea, Christina.
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What is?
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(crunch)
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Kofo and I have
a whole mood board
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if you'd like to see it.
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I-I'm sorry, what was the idea?
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(crunching)
Bob, if this is gonna work,
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you got to pay attention.
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I am paying attention!
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Are you talking?
We can't hear you.
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Can you see me talking?
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This is friggin' painful.
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We lost him.
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Ugh, this is gonna be hell.
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(laughing)
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That's it.
What?
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You don't want to go
to Baltimore.
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(laughing)
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You are screwed, buddy boy.
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Excuse me, excuse me, move.
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Whoa, too far, too far.
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(panting)
Excuse me, excuse me.
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Hey! No running
in my hall.
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You would think
with all the sex I have,
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I'd be in better shape.
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(exhales)
My cousin Adeppo's daughter
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just got her Johns Hopkins
acceptance email.
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Oluwa mi o!
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Now you see why I am glistening.
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We need to remember
this moment.
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There's nothing.
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Oh. Well, still
a nice picture.
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Give it to me.
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It's probably
in your junk folder.
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Oh, of course.
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The junk folder, yes.
Yeah, yeah.
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Do you have another junk folder?
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Oh, no.
I-It's okay.
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Maybe they're sending
the acceptance letters
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in alphabetical order.
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My last name is Adebambo.
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Maybe they are going
youngest to oldest.
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In that case,
you'd be very last.
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Let's not sit and
stare at the screen.
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A watched pot never boils.
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Who says?
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It's an expression.
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Well, it's a stupid one.
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I watch pots boil all day.
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Refresh the email.
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Refresh!
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I'm gonna go check
on my patients.
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Good idea.
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Because a watched patient
never dies.
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Refresh!
I am refreshing!
Do not shout.
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I'm sorry! This is
very stressful for me!
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This quaint row house is in
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one of Baltimore's
most desirable neighborhoods.
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Walking distance
from Johns Hopkins.
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Keep looking
until you find something
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that includes the words
"gaudy" or "extravagant."
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I did not realize we'd be
house hunting already.
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Uh, that's what I agreed to,
pack up and start over.
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No turning back.
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B-Town or bust.
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I think people call it B'more.
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Well, I couldn't
"B'more" excited.
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Lying to your wife.
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You get that from me.
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Hey, check this one out.
Lot of room.
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Beautiful kitchen.
Look at that fancy chandelier.
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So ostentatious.
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I love it.
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Well, I think I need
a little time
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to see about
the school situation.
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Uh-- For Dele.
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I already picked
Eastern Technical.
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It's the best school
in the Baltimore area.
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It's tough to get into,
but who's gonna say no
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to my grades and this face?
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See? Everything's
gonna be great.
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You are right.
Yeah, right.
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Another Milano for
my little chocolate cookie?
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(laughing):
Do not make me spill my tea.
(knocking)
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Well, if you do,
I will sop you up.
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(laughing)
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Abishola!
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E kaasan, Uncle. Auntie.
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Did you get any mail for me?
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There is a stack over there.
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It is all junk.
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Well, except for the birthday
card from her dentist.
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What? If it comes
to Tunde's house,
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Tunde is going to open it.
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When I get him presents,
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I have them delivered
to the neighbor.
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Who also opens them.
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It has to be here.
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What are you looking for?
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Oh, um...
my credit card bill.
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Other people with
the same credit card company
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have already been emailed
their statements.
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Do you see that panic?
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That is why we will
never go paperless.
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E kaasan, Auntie.
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Kaasan, Morenike.
You look nice.
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I have an interview
at the new hospital across town.
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The fancy one where
the mayor got his colonoscopy.
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You must get this job.
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It is the first step to you
becoming the best in your field.
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Yes, Auntie.
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Even if you do not,
you will be fine.
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Well... no.
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She would be an embarrassment.
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Of course.
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But because
something is the best,
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does not mean
it's the only option.
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Eh? Maybe God has other plans.
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(laughter)
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Very funny, Abishola.
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A-As if anything less than
the best is acceptable.
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(laughter)
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Can you imagine?
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To fail my family
and the community
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and just say "whoopsie"?
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(laughter)
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This house has a nice big yard.
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Perfect place
to put yourself out to pasture.
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I'm still gonna be
taking care of things.
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And if I put my office
in this unfinished basement,
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and run the washer and dryer,
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it'll feel like
I never left the factory.
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You see the problem here?
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I know that
you don't believe you.
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Okay, fine.
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Look, I just brought
manufacturing back to Detroit.
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I deserve to stick around
and enjoy that ride.
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Don't tell me, tell her.
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Hey, honey.
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I didn't think you wanted me
eating like that.
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These are not for you.
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Anybody else coming?
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'Cause I'm pretty sure
that's the family feast.
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Ooh, I'll take one.
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These are my fries!
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What is going on?
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Nothing.
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You're talking to a guy
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who's eaten his way
through those bags
264
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,950
on more than one occasion.
265
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:50,951
What's up?
266
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,886
(sighs)
267
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,024
I never heard
from Johns Hopkins.
268
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,360
Which means I did not get in.
269
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,463
Aw, honey. Come here.
270
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,871
MAX:
Now you don't have to move!
271
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,073
And you didn't have
to be honest.
272
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,809
Go ahead, stroke her back.
Really sell it.
273
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,157
Okay.
274
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,192
Patient in 422
needs assistance.
275
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,661
How can we work
at a time like this?
276
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:37,530
My friend is a failure.
277
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,766
They should ask
278
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,067
to speak with a doctor,
279
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,935
which clearly I am not.
280
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,571
No, you are not.
281
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,639
You know, if our roles
were reversed,
282
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,976
you'd tell me to stop moping
and focus on work.
283
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,878
(sighs)
284
00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:53,080
At least I give good advice.
285
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,119
I miss angry Abishola.
286
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,155
This pathetic one is a buzzkill.
287
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,391
Give her time,
she'll be all right.
288
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,393
She has never failed before.
289
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,629
We are in uncharted waters
of mediocrity.
290
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:13,033
We need to be supportive
and build her up.
291
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,301
That is going to be difficult
292
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,603
when I can barely
look her in the eye.
293
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,605
(chuckles):
Oh, hello!
294
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,841
The patient wanted
the TV remote,
295
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:24,011
which luckily
I am qualified for.
296
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,013
Yes, you are.
297
00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,181
GLORIA:
Listen to me.
298
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,350
You are smarter
and more compassionate
299
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,219
than half the doctors
in this hospital.
300
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:35,755
They are the half that
did not go to Johns Hopkins.
301
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,825
I know things look bleak now,
302
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:41,028
but after the storm comes
a beautiful rainbow.
303
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,729
Right, Kemi?
304
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,498
Eh.
305
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,400
Kemi!
306
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,402
Abishola.
307
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:50,971
Listen to me.
308
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,573
Where you study
does not define you.
309
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,574
What is important
310
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,143
is your family
311
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,878
and the friends
you surround yourself with.
312
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,512
I am lying.
313
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,281
The most prestigious school
in the country has rejected you.
314
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,450
Your life is over.
315
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,153
I'm surprised
you can even look at me.
316
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,588
You see? She gets it.
317
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:14,594
I got you a tea
and a lemon bar.
318
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,329
Just the tea, thank you.
319
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,866
All right. Cookie?
Cake pop?
320
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,069
How many baked goods
do you have?
321
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,370
I just wanted to help
cheer you up.
322
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,940
Ugh. Failure does not deserve confectionary.
323
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,141
Failure?
324
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,011
Would I hug a failure?
Get in here.
325
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,914
You know, instead of thinking
about what didn't work out,
326
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,649
how about we focus on
what you got already.
327
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:41,221
If you say "supportive husband,"
I will smush your cake pop.
328
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,024
How about a job working
with your best friends,
329
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,226
the beautiful home
we've made together?
330
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,528
We would have made a new home
in Baltimore.
331
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,463
Mm. Detroit's where we met,
332
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,165
where our family lives.
333
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,234
Plus, what would
this bench do without us?
334
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,170
I suppose it would have been
hard to leave.
335
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,538
Especially now.
336
00:13:58,638 --> 00:13:59,806
What do you mean?
337
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,143
Just everything's
really clicking here.
338
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,477
Life's good.
339
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,313
And it would not have been good
in Baltimore?
340
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,049
Bail. Bail right now.
341
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,183
I'm not saying that.
342
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,651
Then what are you saying?
343
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,020
Repeat after me:
344
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,555
"I was excited to go and
I'm sad that this happened."
345
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,490
It's just, the factory's
up and running.
346
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,592
I'm about to close the
biggest deal of my career.
347
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,429
Stop freaking talking, Bobby!
348
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,231
So you did not want to go?
349
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,233
Well, the timing wouldn't
have been great.
350
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,501
(sighs) Why didn't you tell me
how you felt?
351
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,971
'Cause I'm an idiot,
but I'm telling you now.
352
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,805
'Cause you're an idiot.
353
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,475
And if I did get in,
you would have been miserable?
354
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,277
Well, it would have been
worth it 'cause I love you.
355
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,879
But not enough for you
to be honest with me.
356
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,848
Good thing I did not
achieve my dreams,
357
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,550
so you can be happy.
358
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,055
Don't say it.
359
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:51,324
What?
You really cheered her up.
360
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,632
If we want to woo
a corporation like Hanes,
361
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:04,671
our marketing strategy needs to
be bigger, bolder, sexier.
362
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,840
While also kissing the butt
of our new cash cow.
363
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,377
Right. So when you buy
one pair of underwear,
364
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:14,314
you get a free pair
of MaxDot socks because...
365
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,749
We cover everything.
366
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,221
What's the point of any of this?
367
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:24,391
Okay, thank you
for your feedback.
368
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,626
Sorry, can we do this later?
369
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,496
Sure.
We can table our pursuit
370
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,632
of one of the largest apparel
companies in the country
371
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,135
until you're
in the right headspace.
372
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,336
Great idea.
373
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,405
Oh, that idea he likes.
374
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,107
(laughs):
Oh, I'm sorry.
375
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,374
Go ahead. No.
376
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,609
Ladies first.
377
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,077
(laughs):
No, I insist.
378
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,845
No, I insist.
379
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,614
I insist! Get out!
380
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,084
If those two
ain't bumping uglies,
381
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,386
they will be soon.
382
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,024
You won. Move on.
383
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,026
I really hurt Abishola.
384
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:02,395
The next time you feel like
unburdening your soul,
385
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,696
just drink.
386
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,698
The guilt would still be there.
387
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,635
Yeah, but you can't hear it
when it's drowning in booze.
388
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,370
(ice clinking)
(chuckles)
389
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,939
Abishola's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
390
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,408
If she's not happy,
I'll never be happy, either.
391
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,010
Oh, come on.
You don't believe that.
392
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,778
Yeah, I do.
393
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,082
Huh.
394
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,451
I really do.
395
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,460
E kaale, Mummy.
396
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,528
Are you starting dinner soon,
397
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,230
or do you plan on
letting Colonel Sanders
398
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,566
do your wifely duties?
399
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,135
Um, may I speak with you first?
400
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:46,806
Not now. I'm about to find out
which Disney princess I am.
401
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,108
Yes, Mummy.
402
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,977
Belle? (groans)
403
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,284
I, um...
404
00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,520
I did not get into
Johns Hopkins.
405
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,391
Oh.
406
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,494
I failed you.
I-I am so sorry.
407
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,696
Sit.
408
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,865
I will photoshop a picture of me
in a white coat
409
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,635
for you to share
with your friends on WhatsApp.
410
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,571
Do you know why I spent
my entire life
411
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,974
pushing you to be
the undeniable best?
412
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,777
You wanted me to succeed.
413
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,281
Because I knew
you had greatness in you.
414
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,749
I knew it
415
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,185
from the moment you were born.
Really?
416
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,887
You did not bother crawling
before you walked.
417
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:38,458
You taught your older
brother to read.
418
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,860
You are strong, Abishola.
419
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,931
You have overcome things
I could never even imagine.
420
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,301
I am proud
421
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,069
of the woman you have become.
422
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,906
No acceptance letter
could ever change that.
423
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,844
Thank you, Mummy.
424
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:04,151
Besides, there is still hope
for the Ivy League.
425
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,685
Hmm.
426
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,921
I think it's too late for me,
at least this year.
427
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,190
I meant Dele.
428
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,558
Someone has to
429
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,726
take this family
to the next level.
430
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,629
I will let him know
he's our last hope.
431
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:21,734
Drill it into his little
dreadlocked head.
432
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,103
Yes, Mummy. Mm.
433
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,647
How you feeling?
434
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,550
I'm feeling blah.
435
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:40,720
I finally understand
why Americans say that.
436
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,256
I'm pretty blah, too.
437
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:48,861
Is that true or are you hiding
something else from me?
438
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:51,998
Okay, fine.
439
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:58,070
I ate all the baked goods
I got you earlier.
440
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,974
You know I'd never want you
to be unhappy.
441
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,343
Well, that's just it.
442
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,313
If there's a smile on your face,
then I'm golden.
443
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,914
But it does not make me happy
for you to do things
444
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,549
that only make me happy.
445
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,552
Sounds like one of us
needs to be more selfish.
446
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,321
Not it.
447
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,326
(phone chimes)
448
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,195
Not now, we're snuggling.
449
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,831
From Johns Hopkins.
Get off me and open it!
450
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,267
There's a link.
Okay. Click the link.
451
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,835
It's loading.
What takes longer?
452
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,069
A yes or a no?
There you go.
453
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,671
Hurry, prove you're
not a robot.
454
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,039
I am not a robot!
455
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,907
You missed a motorcycle.
Take, take, take, take.
456
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,310
Okay. (clears throat)
457
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,546
"We are pleased to inform you
that you have been accepted
458
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,282
to Johns Hopkins University
School of Medicine."
459
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:45,051
Oh, my God.
"You are clearly
the most qualified,
460
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,053
"capable, and
beautiful applicant
461
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,955
this school has ever seen."
That last part was me.
462
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,823
You did it!
I did it!
463
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,124
This is amazing!
464
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,227
I'm so proud of you!
465
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:57,530
Oh! But you do not want to go.
I really don't.
466
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,500
What are we going to do?
467
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,735
I have no idea.
468
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,637
But whatever happens,
469
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,540
we're gonna be fine.
470
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,276
You sure about that, champ?
471
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:23,022
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472
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,625
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00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:29,161
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