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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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How would you feel about
sitting in that chair?
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That is your chair. No.
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That chair belongs to
the president of the company.
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I'm gonna be CEO.
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What is the difference?
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Well, the president does
all the work,
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and the CEO drops by
every now and then
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to criticize that work.
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So, you would be like my mother?
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Don't make it weird.
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Christina, what do you want?
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A chance at redemption,
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rebirth.
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Kofo, Goodwin, you guys
came to this country
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for a chance.
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It's the central promise
of this nation.
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I pledge allegiance
to the flag...
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All right, pipe down,
Betsy Ross.
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What do you think?
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We do need a new janitor.
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(scoffs)
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I move we make Christina
the warehouse janitor.
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Ooh, I second it!
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All in favor.
ALL: Aye.
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N-No, no, no, no aye. No aye.
Meeting adjourned.
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Morning.
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Good morning, my love.
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What are your plans
for today?
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As it happens,
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I'm taking myself to
the dollar theater
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to see a John Wayne
double feature.
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Mm. Have fun with The Duke.
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I didn't know
you knew John Wayne.
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In Nigeria, we know
all of your celebrities.
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You know, when I was young,
I used to think
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your president was Elvis.
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(phone rings)
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Malaysia.
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Hey, Wati, what's going on?
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Aw, man. I'm sorry.
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That time of year, huh?
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Oh, that reminds me,
I got to clean out the gutters.
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How bad is it?
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Well, why are you wasting time
talking to me? Call Goodwin.
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He's MaxDot president now.
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He handles this kind of thing.
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But he's going to yell at me.
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I used to yell at you
all the time.
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You ought to see me now.
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I never yell.
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In fact, these days
I can't stop smiling.
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That sounds irritating.
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I never made bad jokes.
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Well, maybe it's time
for you to take
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a little off your plate, too.
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Okay, nice
talking with you, Wati.
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Is there a problem at work?
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Yeah, we're a sock company
with no socks.
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What are you going to do?
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Well, I reckon
I'm going to see John Wayne.
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Ma'am.
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(giggles softly)
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(sighs)
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("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)
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I have an extra Jell-O.
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The poor man in 203 died
before he could enjoy it.
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Oh, strawberry.
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I'm already over today.
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Had a five-catheter morning.
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Better to give them
than get them.
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Wouldn't it be great if we could
just go home right now?
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And do what?
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Go to the movies
in the middle of the day
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with all the other
useless people?
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Forgot who I was talking to.
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She's just frustrated
with her husband
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and taking it out on you.
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You are her work Bob.
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I mean, he had a chance
to go to work today,
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and he turned it down
without even a thought.
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Don't worry.
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You found a second husband.
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I am sure you'll be
able to find a third.
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I do not want another husband.
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I want this one.
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Well, this one is broken.
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Bob used to be
so dedicated to work.
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During one of
our first dates,
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he barely spoke to me because
he was so busy taking calls.
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That is when I knew
I would marry him.
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So why are you sitting here
whining?
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Do something about it.
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Like what?
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Either snap him
out of this nonsense
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or create a Tinder profile.
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Gloria, heads up.
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Ooh, death Jell-O.
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You're telling me
there's no socks
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in the whole mid-Atlantic?
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Bubala, listen to me,
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I've been doing business with
your family for almost 50 years.
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I was at your freaking bris.
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I'm getting another call,
let me know when you pull
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your head out of your ass.
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Go for Dottie.
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Hey, Mom, how's it going
finding a new supplier?
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Terrible,
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but I'm having a blast.
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All this chaos
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reminds me of the old days.
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If only my heart
could still handle
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a pot of coffee
and an eight ball.
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It's amazing you only had
the one stroke.
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No leads?
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No, it's backed up everywhere.
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Not just Malaysia,
all the Asias.
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I'm glad you're having fun.
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You know me, sweetie.
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If I can't create the drama,
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at least I can enjoy it.
(knocking)
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Is that China?
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It's Bob.
May I?
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DOTTIE:
Goodwin wants to talk to you.
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Hey, Goodwin.
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GOODWIN:
Hello, Mr. Wheeler.
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I have everything
under control.
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Enjoy your time at home.
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Okay. Well, call me
if you need me.
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Okay, I will not, bye-bye.
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Why didn't you
tell him the truth?
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That is the truth.
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No, it's not.
It will be!
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Drama, drama, drama.
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Oh, good, you are home.
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Close your eyes.
What?
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Close your eyes.
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I like where this is going.
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I got you a surprise.
Oh, boy.
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Okay, open.
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A suit?
You bought me a suit?
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I did.
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Aw, this'll be great
for church.
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All the aunties will be
feeding me their puff-puffs.
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It's not quite right for church,
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but it is perfect
for a chief executive officer.
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(scoffs) Very subtle,
Mrs. Wheeler.
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Is it? Let me try again.
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Go to work, please.
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Goodwin's running things.
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I don't want to step
on his toes.
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You are the boss.
His toes are meaningless.
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Try on your suit.
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I will, if you promise
to take it off.
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I am worried
you are misunderstanding me.
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Go. Back. To. Work.
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Okay, thank you for your time.
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No luck with Korea.
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Then why are you thanking them?
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Even if our world is ending,
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I still like to be polite.
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Talked to the factory
in Turkey that had surplus,
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but we got outbid by those
Fruit of the Loom douchebags.
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Freaking Fruit of the Loom.
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Freaking Fruit of the Loom!
Ugh!
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All my old contacts
are dead ends.
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Some of them are just dead.
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How many Red Bulls
have you had?
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I'll ease up, if you give me
some of your Adderall.
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DOUGLAS:
This isn't how I thought
it would end.
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I figured it would be
Mom losing the company
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in a poker game.
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Me, too!
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I will tell the vendors
we are experiencing delays
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and their orders
are not en route.
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You will tell them nothing.
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But what do I say
when they call?
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That they are en route.
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But they are not en route.
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Stop saying that!
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Hi, this is Dottie Wheeler,
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may I speak
with Gene Eichelberger?
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Aw... he was a good guy.
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Guess who found us some socks.
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Oh!
Yay!
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Where did you find them?
I got friend of a friend
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who works
at the Port of Baltimore.
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He's got a container full
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of compression socks
just sitting there.
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Attaboy, Bobby!
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Yeah, I also watched True Grit.
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Pretty good day.
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This is wonderful news.
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I will not have to lie
to our customers.
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Slow down. You still might.
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Why are they sitting
in the port?
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Oh, a lot of times
when companies goes bankrupt,
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their merchandise sits in port.
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Under FIATA regulation,
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that product can't be moved
until they find a new buyer.
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Oh...
Good point.
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Yeah, this is recycling
and this is garbage.
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If we're gonna do this,
we got to go now.
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Otherwise, we're gonna
start missing shipments.
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Uh, Mr. Wheeler,
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I know you are trying to help,
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but we know nothing
about those socks.
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Then we better hit the road
and check 'em out.
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You got a better idea,
I'm all ears.
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Perhaps your better idea
is en route.
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Let's go.
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I am impressed that
you know how to drive this.
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Me, too.
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I'm kidding.
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Learned how to drive these
when I was a teenager,
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working for my dad.
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Those must be good memories.
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I hated it.
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All my friends were
chasing girls,
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smoking pot.
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I was trying to avoid
serial killers at truck stops.
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We have something in common.
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I, too, was exploited
by my father.
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Cheap labor.
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Free labor. Hmm.
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I resented it
at the time,
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but now I cannot wait
for my babies to grow up
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and work for nothing.
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I am sorry I put MaxDot
in such a terrible position.
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You're responsible
for global warming
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and an early monsoon season?
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I should have had a backup plan.
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Goodwin, you can't
put it all on yourself.
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Then who do I put it on?
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Well, off the top of my head,
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I'm gonna say Al Gore.
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What?
Think about it.
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He sounded
the whole global warming thing.
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Before that, we were just
enjoying really mild winters.
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You are talking nonsense.
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Yes, I am.
Helps me sleep at night.
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How about some music?
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(Electric Light Orchestra's
"Don't Bring Me Down" plays)
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Oh, yeah, here we go.
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Come on,
you know this one.
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(singing along):
♪ Don't bring me down ♪
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♪ Groos ♪
♪ Goodwin ♪
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♪ Don't bring me down ♪
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♪ Groos ♪
♪ Goodwin ♪
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I am not in the mood,
Mr. Wheeler.
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(music stops)
Come on.
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Lighten up,
we're on a road trip.
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♪ One of these days ♪
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♪ You're gonna break
your glass ♪
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(singing along):
♪ Don't bring me down ♪
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♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ Ooh-ooh-hoo! ♪
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There you go!
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♪ I'll tell you once more ♪
(horn honks)
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♪ Before I get off the floor ♪
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00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:14,081
♪ Don't bring me down. ♪
263
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,416
(phone rings)
264
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:19,887
Hello.
265
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,789
Hey, just calling
to say good night.
266
00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,924
Where are you?
Just outside Akron.
267
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,226
Ah, I've never been there,
is it nice?
268
00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,895
No, it's Akron.
269
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:30,964
(laughs)
How's your drive so far?
270
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,867
Good. Tell your mother we loved
the dinner she packed for us.
271
00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:37,570
You miss me?
272
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,773
You only left a few hours ago.
273
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,008
Aw, sweetie,
274
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,409
don't be sad,
I'll be home soon.
275
00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,477
She misses me.
276
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,314
(phone rings)
Oh, that's great.
277
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,648
Everything at the hospital good?
Yeah.
278
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:49,783
Kemi and Gloria behaving?
Hello, my love.
279
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,051
Bob...
280
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,453
could you finish your call
in the bathroom?
281
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,122
I guess so.
282
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:56,724
Hang on.
283
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:57,991
Are the children ready for bed?
284
00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,126
Put them on.
285
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,194
I was fine talking
in front of you.
286
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:03,764
Hello, my babies.
287
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,099
Are you ready
for your bedtime story?
288
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,068
Mm-hmm. (clears throat)
289
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,951
That's really sweet.
290
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,519
This is private.
Go back in the bathroom.
291
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,131
(machine hisses)
292
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,269
(hisses)
293
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,171
(groans)
294
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,207
Any way we can turn that
down a little?
295
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,910
(muffled): No, I cannot.
What?
296
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,045
(hissing stops)
297
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:56,049
If I turn it off,
I might suffocate in my sleep.
298
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:59,519
I'm willing to
take that risk.
299
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:02,522
I am sorry, but I have
unusually narrow airways
300
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:03,857
for a man my size.
301
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,793
Should've gotten two rooms.
302
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:06,994
You agreed we should try
303
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,495
to save the company money.
304
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,932
That's before I knew
I was bunking with Darth Vader.
305
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,433
Where are you going?
306
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,803
To go get another room. Sure.
307
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,070
That is the Wheeler way.
308
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,438
What's that supposed to mean?
309
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,807
Never mind.
310
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,776
No, you got
your little mask off, spill it.
311
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,411
Okay.
312
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,713
Your free-spending,
devil-may-care attitude
313
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:29,716
is what put MaxDot
on the brink of financial ruin.
314
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,118
Is that right?
315
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,720
Your company Cadillac,
your brother's Corvette,
316
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,222
your brother.
317
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,891
Somebody's been keeping a list.
318
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,326
And checking it twice.
319
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,794
Well, as long
as you're checking stuff,
320
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,030
you might notice that
when I ran the joint,
321
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,731
nobody had to
schlep to Baltimore
322
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,733
to buy socks
out of a shipping container.
323
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:47,901
So, you do blame me?
324
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,003
No. Uh, a little.
I don't know!
325
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,872
Good night, Mr. Wheeler.
326
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,540
Aw, screw it.
327
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,675
We only got
a couple hours left anyway.
328
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,811
(machine hissing)
329
00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,918
Goodwin.
330
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,353
Hello?
331
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,358
Fine, be that way.
332
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,231
(muffled):
What is that disgusting odor?
333
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:21,801
Oh, good, you can smell
through the mask.
334
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,077
What's in that container?
335
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,478
You a cop?
336
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,213
Never mind.
337
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,515
Right here.
338
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,918
These socks are not stolen,
are they?
339
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,153
You a cop?
Never mind.
340
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,754
May I?
341
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,656
Knock yourself out.
342
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,293
Please be good,
please be good.
343
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,328
Oh, here we go.
344
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,797
These are beauties.
345
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,832
Y-stitched heel.
346
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,068
Check out that tight weave.
347
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:59,306
Oh, people will love sliding
their feet into these babies.
348
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,708
You guys really like socks, huh?
349
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,843
Not in a weird way,
we sell 'em.
350
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,279
We will need to inspect
the rest of the boxes.
351
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,181
Fine with me.
352
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,918
And you're clear this is
a cash transaction.
BOB: Yeah, we're clear.
353
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,386
And you're legally authorized
to sell them.
354
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,355
Never mind.
355
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,524
Aw, these are great.
356
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,792
If the whole shipment is
like this, we're saved.
357
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:20,827
Thanks to you.
358
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,362
Come on, man.
359
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,897
I believe last night,
360
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,466
just before
you intentionally farted...
361
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,469
...you blamed me
for the company's misfortune.
362
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,471
How about you and me
share the blame?
363
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,041
I dumped MaxDot on you
and went on my merry way.
364
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,308
You bought a boat.
365
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,211
Mistakes were made
by all parties.
366
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,247
I suppose
I was worried
367
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,815
about saving face
than solving the problem.
368
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,018
(scoffs) Nobody's perfect.
369
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,453
I have to be.
370
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,621
I am the first non-white,
non-Wheeler president,
371
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,890
which means I get one chance.
372
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,059
Says who?
373
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,460
Says this country.
374
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,462
Do I really have to give you
a history lesson?
375
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,731
Okay, fine,
but this is not the country.
376
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,201
This is MaxDot,
377
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,004
where we pride ourselves
on screwing up
378
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,173
over and over again.
379
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,075
That's the Wheeler way.
380
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,143
Thank you, my friend.
381
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,912
All right, let me see if I can
get this guy to cut us a deal.
382
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,147
Oh, let me do it.
383
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,748
I am a Nigerian.
384
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:16,849
So?
385
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,986
Negotiating is in my blood.
386
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,353
When I was born,
387
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,355
my mother dragged herself
to three hospitals
388
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,757
before she found
an acceptable price.
389
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,326
Here you go.
390
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,537
Can I tell you something?
391
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:38,738
Sure.
392
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:39,906
When you came
back to the company
393
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,308
and they offered you
the janitor job,
394
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,176
I thought for sure you'd say no.
395
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,677
But you didn't.
396
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,214
You took the job
and toughed it out.
397
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,316
Showed a lot of character.
398
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,185
Thank you, Douglas.
399
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,820
I mean, if it was me,
400
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,523
I would've hung myself
in the supply closet.
(groans)
401
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,892
Uh, pipes aren't sturdy
enough, I checked.
402
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,462
(phone rings)
403
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,831
Tell me something good.
404
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,966
Oh, thank God!
405
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,135
Bobby got the socks!
406
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,469
(sighs)
Well, great job, honey.
407
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,438
We'll see you when you get back.
408
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,240
We should go celebrate.
409
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,742
Great idea, Douglas.
Thank you, Mom.
410
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,477
Oh, Christina, when you're
finished cleaning up here,
411
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,812
maybe you can come and join us.
412
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,789
Why aren't you eating?
413
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,658
I have no appetite.
414
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,693
Don't worry,
it's gonna be okay.
415
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:34,861
Yes.
416
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,596
Even if Bob's business
goes under
417
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,599
and you lose your house,
you will still have me.
418
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,434
You will live
with Gloria,
419
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,270
but you will still have me.
420
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,205
(phone rings)
421
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,406
It's Bob.
422
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,940
What happened?
423
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,942
Oh, that's wonderful news.
424
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,211
They got the socks.
425
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,545
Oh, great.
Yes, yes, great.
426
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,847
Are they still
at the Baltimore docks?
427
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,549
Where are you? Yes.
428
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,419
See if he can get me
a 60-inch flat-screen TV.
429
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,954
Oh! And one of
those talking refrigerators.
430
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,790
Okay, drive safe.
431
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,126
I'll talk to you later tonight.
432
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,494
I still have a house.
433
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,129
To your house.
434
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,564
To my house.
To your house.
435
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,103
That is wonderful news.
436
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,237
What is wonderful?
437
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,239
Abishola says Bob got the socks.
438
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,540
(others sighing)
439
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,342
Finally he does something good.
440
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,578
Congratulations,
you will not lose your home.
441
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:30,049
(sighs) I am so glad
I got Bob back to work.
442
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,851
Uh-uh. You?
443
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,721
I am the one who has been
shaming him day in and day out.
444
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,723
That only made him feel weak.
445
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:39,859
I gave him encouragement
when we were stranded
446
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,594
on his stupid boat.
447
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,430
When he asked me
if he should go back to work
448
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,832
while we were playing
video games, I said yes.
449
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,868
We can all agree
it was not Dele.
450
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,703
BOTH:
Mm-hmm.
451
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,973
You know, I put his name
on the prayer list
452
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,308
at church every week.
453
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,043
So, you are taking credit
for this?
454
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,179
No, I am giving God credit.
455
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,947
It was not God.
456
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,882
It was me!
457
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,792
This food is delicious.
You know why?
458
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,928
These mom-and-pop places,
they make everything in-house.
459
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,965
Nothing's premade,
nothing's frozen.
460
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,467
Nothing's clean.
461
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,203
I bet they never have to
scramble for supplies
462
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,771
from Kuala Lumpur.
463
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,840
I have never been there,
but I hate that place.
464
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,877
You know...
465
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,980
We could do it.
Do what?
466
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:34,981
This.
467
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,384
Make biscuits and gravy?
468
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,686
Take back control
of our business.
469
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,188
I do not understand.
470
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,523
America used to have
a booming textiles industry,
471
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,492
and we moved it all overseas.
472
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:46,926
Why don't we
473
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,161
bring it back?
474
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,496
Oh, the cost would be astronomical.
475
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,030
Only at first.
476
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,400
But if we could control
our socks start to finish,
477
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,635
our profit would skyrocket.
478
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,639
We could be completely
vertically integrated.
479
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,609
Everything
from spinning to knitting.
480
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,244
The whole shebang.
Shebang?
481
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,812
Magilla.
Oh, yes.
482
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,447
Other companies
would call us
483
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,916
when they had shipping problems.
484
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:13,620
And we would gladly help them
out, charging ludicrous fees.
485
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,388
We'd be bringing business
486
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,423
back to Detroit.
487
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,258
Ford. General Motors.
488
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,327
MaxDot Therapeutic Hosiery.
489
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:23,095
Mr. Wheeler, do not say all this
if you are not serious.
490
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:26,399
I'm as serious as
a moisture-wicking toe seam.
491
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,436
Last night I said
you were devil-may-care,
492
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,503
but I was wrong.
493
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,904
You are chutzpah!
494
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,206
To chutzpah.
495
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,774
To chutzpah.
496
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:44,884
Hey.
497
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,419
I thought you'd be asleep.
498
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,289
I was staying awake
to give you a hero's welcome.
499
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,225
Hero's a strong word.
500
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,561
I mean, sure, I saved
the company from going under.
501
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,296
Maybe hero's right.
502
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,398
(chuckles)
You must be exhausted.
503
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,734
Actually, I'm kind of
excited about something.
504
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,970
You've decided to go
back to running MaxDot?
505
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,638
No, Goodwin's still in charge.
506
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,608
Oh.
I'm gonna do something bigger.
507
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,410
Oh!
508
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,512
I'm gonna start up
a manufacturing division
509
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,813
of MaxDot.
510
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,316
So, you are not going to be
at home all day?
511
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,850
No, it's gonna be a lot of work.
512
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,118
I got to find a warehouse,
513
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,853
buy knitting machines,
sock ovens,
514
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,822
those little "Made in America"
stickers with the flags on 'em.
515
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:27,360
All I heard is that
it's going to be a lot of work.
516
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,228
It's also gonna be expensive.
Mm-hmm.
517
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,331
We'll have to get a big loan.
518
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,099
Have to put up
some kind of collateral.
519
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,101
Collateral?
Yeah, probably the house.
520
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,404
This house?
521
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,572
Don't worry,
we're not gonna lose it.
522
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:43,075
No one thinks they are going
to lose their house.
523
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,011
That's right, positive thinking.
524
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,879
Thanks for talking me into this.
525
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,681
You're the best.
526
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,050
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