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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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Abishola calls her mother
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pretending to be
a spirit from beyond,
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guiding her with advice like,
"Get out, go home, get out."
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So Abishola's mother thinks
a ghost can use a phone?
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Why not? With unlimited minutes,
anything is possible.
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Your mother's mother
would be perfect.
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I agree.
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But I don't know what
my grandmother sounded like.
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That's your problem
with this plan?
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Hello?
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Ah-ah. Who is this?
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Who is this?
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Mummy?
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But I do not want to leave.
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I just...
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...do not want to go back
to that man.
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No, he is just my husband.
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The love left many years ago.
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All I do is cook
and clean for a man
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who barely looks at me.
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Let alone touches me.
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Ask her if she's
taken any lovers.
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Christina has left.
Now you will need
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to replace her with
someone qualified,
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who has great knowledge of
the workings of the company.
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That's exactly right.
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I usually am.
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Congratulations, Kofo.
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Excuse me?
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Mr. Wheeler, you said Kofo.
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My name is Goodwin.
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Yes, Goodwin.
We need you down on the floor.
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You're our guy.
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Your floor guy?
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Exactly.
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[organs playing]
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We got a new pastor?
What happened to the other guy?
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Oh, he got recruited by
a megachurch in Chicago.
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Good for him.
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No. Shame on him.
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We gave him everything.
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Then, as soon as a prettier
congregation came along,
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he Holy Ghosted us.[chuckles]
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Tunde gets very attached
to these pastors.
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I'm the same way
with football coaches.
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They all say the right stuff,
so I buy season tickets
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and then I wave
my stupid foam finger
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while the Lions lose
16 straight.
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We need to protect our hearts.
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Yeah, but then
we wouldn't love as hard.
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[sighs] Never change,
Bob Wheeler.
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FALADE:
God is among us.
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[hushed chatter]
You all heard that, right?
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I can feel Him in this room.
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I am your new pastor
Joseph Falade.
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And I wanted to sit
with you to show you
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that I am not
a prophet,
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I am just a man.
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A man with a theology degree
from Harvard
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and this wonderful,
handmade suit.
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If you never saw it,
I never wore it.
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Huh. Man knows how
to make an entrance.
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He's wearing Air Jordans.
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I feel fortunate
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that God has chosen me
to lead this congregation.
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And He gave me
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one piece of advice.
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He said, "Pastor Falade,
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"if I can create the world
in seven days,
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you can get through
a service in under an hour."
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I feel myself
getting attached again.
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Yeah, this guy's taking
us to the Super Bowl.
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In Air Jordans.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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We are overjoyed to have you
at our place of worship.
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I hope I am here a long time.
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Please do not make promises
you cannot keep.
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Sorry.
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OGECHI:Pastor,
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this Suya is from my kitchen.
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I hope you enjoy.
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Eh, you left off
Morenike's plantains.
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I did not think the pastor
would want to eat anything
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prepared by our
nontraditional member.
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I thought all were welcome
in the house of the Lord.
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I could not agree
more, Sister Olu.
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Surely you also agree,
Sister Ogechi.
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Perhaps I am not explaining
the issue well enough.
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Morenike is a lesbian.
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I am glad to have you
in my congregation,
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Morenike.
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Thank you, Pastor.
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Now, if you excuse me,
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plantains are my favorite.
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In baseball,
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what you just did is called
a "swing and a miss."
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[scoffs]
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Morning, sister.
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Pastor.
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How did you like the service?
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I did not.
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Nice shoes.
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Don't worry, she didn't
like me at first either.
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Still kind of doesn't.
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Can you grab me some plantains?
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[sighs]
It's been 45 minutes.
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Ugh, it's just like Mom
to keep us waiting.
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Yes. What are we waiting for?
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Well, we probably
shouldn't tell you
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because she's the one
that likes
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to "make it rain," but...
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we're getting our bonus.
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Bonus?
Mm.
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But I am not family.
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Oh, no. The bonuses go
to upper management.
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Which up until this point
was only family,
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so I get why
you'd be confused.
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[laughs]:
Oh, okay.
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I am still confused.
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Douglas is no longer
in upper management,
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and you do not even work here.
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Hey, man, do you want the money
or do you want to ask questions?
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Who likes money?
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I do!
I do!
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Come on, it's part
of the thing.
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I also like the money.
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DOTTIE:
Well, then
step right up.
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Come on, baby birds,
open your little beaks.
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[babbles]
I know it's demeaning,
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but it's over
before you know it.
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[babbles]
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Yum, yum, yum,
yum, yum, yum, yum.
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Congratulations.
You're one of us.
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Oluwa mi o.
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Wait, let me see that.
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Oh, it's right.
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That's sweet, you think
that's a lot of money.
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I do not deserve this.
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Actually, out of all of us,
you kind of do.
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Yeah, just think of it as a way
for the company to give back.
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To those of us in this room.
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Is it fair that so few
should benefit
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from the work of so many?
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Who are you, Fidel Castro?
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Kofo and I are men
of the people.
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You don't want your bonus?
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What? No. Sorry,
did I imply that?
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Let me explain to you a little
something about capitalism.
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We eat first,
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so we're strong and healthy
enough to run the company.
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But what about the workers?
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Well, when they see us in our
nice clothes and fancy cars,
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they're inspired to work harder
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to make their way up
from the bottom.
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Like I did.
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Look at that.
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The system works.
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Kaale, Bob.
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Oh, e kaale,
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Mama Ebun.
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You are reading the Bible?
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Well, I'm trying to. I've been
on the same page for an hour.
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Perhaps you would like it better
if it was written
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by Dean Koontz.
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When Pastor Falade
gave the sermon,
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he made it all seem exciting.
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Church is not supposed
to be entertaining.
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It is meant to frighten us.
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Why?
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Because... it is church.
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And God wants us afraid.
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All I know is,
it's nice to have a pastor
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who doesn't say you're going
to hell when you think
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some of the things in here
are screwy.
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Screwy?
You should be very afraid.
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Come on.
Explain to me why this Job guy
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had to get put
through the wringer.
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God made a wager with
Satan that Job's faith
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could withstand anything.
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What are they, golf buddies?
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Uh, why is God making bets
with the devil?
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I have often
wondered that myself.
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Well, then, let's stop
wondering and find out.
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- Who are you calling?
- The pastor.
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He said "Reach out anytime,
because those who doubt
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are just as important
as those who believe."
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Eh. Also, ask him
about the story of Ruth.
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Who?
Just give me the phone.
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Hello, cousin.
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- What are you wearing?
- Oh, this?
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As a creative executive,
I thought my look
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could use a trendy refresh.
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When did you get "a look"?
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When I got the hat.
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Doesn't it
bring everything together?
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Where did you buy all of this?
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At the Nordstrom.
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Nordstrom Rack?
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Nordstrom Regular?
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I may have splurged a little.
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
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How can you afford
all this designer nonsense?
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You know how we always resented
Douglas and Christina
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- for receiving bonuses?
- Yes.
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And they would strut in
the next day
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wearing overpriced jeans
and stupid-looking jackets.
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Oh, my God. You got a bonus?
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That's right, cousin.
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I shattered the sock ceiling.
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I do not understand.
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You do not have to.
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All you need to know
is that the system works.
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Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
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Yes, Sister Ayomide, a
baby would be wonderful.
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The new pastor took
the prayer list from Ogechi
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and put Olu in charge.
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AUNTIE OLU:
Do not worry,
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I will make sure
everyone prays for your uterus.
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So many people with
so many problems.
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And I know about them
before anyone else.
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I have never seen you so happy.
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I do not think I have been.
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Is that because you're
in charge of the prayer list,
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or because Ogechi is not?
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Can it not be both?
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For many years, Ogechi
lorded the gossip over us.
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Now we will rub her nose
in it like a naughty puppy.
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And it's all thanks to you.
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What did I do?
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You were here.
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And you are queer.
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I see you picked up
a new slogan at the parade.
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Oh, it is catchy
because it rhymes.
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[laughter]
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[knocking on door]
It's open.
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I'm sorry to bother you.
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Oh, it's okay. What's up?
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You're sure this is a good time?
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Yeah.
Good!
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Because I am very,
very angry with you.
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What did I do?
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Why did Kofo get a bonus
and I did not?
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Because he's the head
of marketing.
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He's an idiot. He wasted
his money on a stupid jacket.
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I can't tell people
how to spend their money.
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I want a stupid jacket!
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Believe me, I hear you,
but Kofo's a VP.
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The commercial
was his idea.
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That's what brought in
all this extra business.
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And who packs and ships
all the extra business?
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I will give you a hint:
he did not get a bonus.
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Goodwin, come on, you're my guy.
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Being your guy doesn't put
a puffy jacket on my shoulders.
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What are you talking about?
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Pretty soon you're gonna
run this whole company.
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When?
258
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:47,532
Whenever Abishola
lets me retire.
259
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Oh, my God!
260
00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:52,059
Oh, I know, I know.
261
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:54,757
But it's gonna happen.
262
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,629
Look, if I can keep the faith,
so can you.
263
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[sighs]
I suppose.
264
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,026
All right, I appreciate you
telling me how you feel.
265
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,680
Communication's the only way
we keep this ship floating.
266
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:09,859
Ready for some sushi?
Bonus lunch, baby.
267
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:12,644
Ha. Hey, Goodwin.
268
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[shouts]
269
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[door closes]
270
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,302
What's up with him?
271
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,397
[knocks on door]
Hey.
272
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:27,703
What's up?
273
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,052
Do we have any more money
274
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,662
we can free up for bonuses?
275
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,186
No. Books are closed.
276
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:33,622
You tell Douglas,
whatever he did,
277
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,798
he's gonna have to use
a public defender.
278
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,887
No, i-it's Goodwin.
The guy's been busting his ass.
279
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:40,063
I just want to show
a little appreciation.
280
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,152
Now, that's a slippery slope.
281
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,285
You start handing out bonuses,
pretty soon you're covering
282
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,287
health care and paid vacations.
283
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,897
Well, would that be so bad?
284
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,291
Who are you, Fidel Castro?
285
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,032
Well, I got to do something.
286
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,337
He-- You know,
he's really upset.
287
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:54,817
And he's worked for us
for years.
288
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,950
And we've paid him for years.
289
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,821
He's not just
another employee, Mom.
290
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,780
[sighs]
291
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:05,480
You're right, he's not.
292
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,612
[grunts]
Here's what we'll do.
293
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,181
We'll take your bonus
294
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:15,185
and just distribute it
to all the underlings.
295
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,712
I hate myself.
296
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:23,280
Hey, you didn't make
the little bird noise.
297
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,239
[babbles]
298
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:34,074
My mother insisted
on cooking me lunch today.
299
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,336
Pounded yam,
300
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:38,208
okra, fried plantains.
301
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,296
GLORIA:
- Mmm.
- Meat pies.
302
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,342
That was awful sweet of her.
303
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,735
Almost too sweet. Is she dying?
304
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:48,262
No, she is singing
and cooking in the kitchen.
305
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:51,656
Hmm. Is anyone she hates dying?
306
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,050
No, her enemies
are alive and well.
307
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,312
She just seems...
308
00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:58,881
...happy.
309
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,187
Well, that's great.
310
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,492
Especially after she decided
311
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,320
not to go home to your father.
312
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:07,150
Yes, she discussed that
with the new pastor at church.
313
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,761
She seems to be really enjoying
his spiritual guidance.
314
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,198
Hmm.
315
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:14,070
I wonder what else
he is guiding.
316
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:16,594
What are you insinuating?
317
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:21,338
That perhaps the pastor
has ignited her burning bush.
318
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,036
Do not be ridiculous.
319
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:25,908
My mother is a married,
Christian woman.
320
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,910
Who has eyes.
321
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,478
If I were not in love,
I would let the pastor sprinkle
322
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:33,307
his salt and pepper beard
all over my pulpit.
323
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:36,919
Will you get your mind
out the gutter?
324
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,442
It is possible
for Abishola's mother
325
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,053
just to be in a good place.
326
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,358
Yes,
327
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,099
the pastor seems to be hitting
328
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,797
all of those good places.
329
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,930
Kemi.
330
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,932
Well, I know someone
who dated a certain sock man
331
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,978
before her divorce was final.
332
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,370
That is different.
333
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,459
Okay, I'm putting it to bed.
334
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,723
Like the pastor did your mama.
335
00:14:58,767 --> 00:14:59,724
[Kemi laughs]
336
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,117
Gloria.
337
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,684
I'm sorry, it was right there.
338
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,555
And Kemi would've
said it anyway.
339
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:07,471
I would not.
There is a line, Gloria.
340
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,433
What are you doing?
341
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,956
I'm texting the pastor.
342
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,218
He gave you his number?
343
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:18,004
He only gave me his Facebook.
344
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:21,094
It's so great to actually
enjoy going to church.
345
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,878
When we started dating,
346
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,227
you told me you loved
going to church with me.
347
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:26,969
And now with the new
pastor, I really mean it.
348
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,232
"See you soon,
349
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:30,886
smiley face, prayer hands."
350
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,934
Hello, Tunde.
351
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,848
Olu.
352
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,111
Ogechi.
353
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,677
I would ask
what is new,
354
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:43,246
but you have no way of knowing.
355
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:46,075
You did a very nice job
on the prayer list.
356
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,207
Thank you.
357
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,035
Next week you may want
358
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:52,473
to put a special name on there.
359
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:54,388
What are you talking about?
360
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,999
You have not heard
about the pastor?
361
00:15:57,043 --> 00:16:00,350
I thought you had the
ear of the congregation.
362
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:04,964
Of course I do.
What do you know?
363
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,662
It seems the pastor
has taken a liking
364
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,882
to a certain married member
of his flock.
365
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,145
Who?
366
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,799
I am not one to spread gossip.
367
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,845
So you do not know.
368
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:19,282
Not yet, but I will soon.
369
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:22,024
What married woman
would be foolish enough
370
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,983
to mess around with the pastor?
371
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,420
Mummy, is that a new dress?
372
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:27,769
It is.
373
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:31,294
I like to look my best...
for God.
374
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:38,388
Come on, I want to
get a good seat.
375
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,738
♪ Lord, You are good
and Your mercy ♪
376
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,915
♪ Endureth forever
377
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,007
♪ Lord, You are good
and Your mercy ♪
378
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:53,534
♪ Endureth forever
379
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:56,058
♪ People from every
nation and tongue ♪
380
00:16:56,102 --> 00:17:00,280
♪ From generation
to generation ♪
381
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,804
♪ We worship you... Welcome, everyone,
382
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,762
to God's house.
383
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:07,983
Today's service
will be about love.
384
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:12,596
Of God and the people
that God has put into our lives.
385
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,947
I firmly believe that
He sends us certain people
386
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:18,559
at the precise moment
we need them.
387
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,387
Perhaps it is
to bring us
388
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:25,305
perspective, appreciation.
389
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:29,265
Or perhaps it is just
to remind us that we are human.
390
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,788
And though we are not perfect...
391
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,488
...it is within
those imperfections
392
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,403
that we find connection.
393
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,754
And what could be more perfect
394
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,756
than connecting
with another soul...
395
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,281
...and showing God
the joy
396
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,936
of His creation?
397
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,112
♪ All the time
398
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:53,289
♪ You are good
399
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,335
♪ Ooh...
400
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,385
Did you get the jacket?
401
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,257
I did, thank you.
402
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,086
Did you check the inside pocket?
Check the inside pocket.
403
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,132
That's two tickets
404
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,394
to the Lions home opener.
405
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,961
You and I are gonna
watch them start
406
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,616
their championship season
in person.
407
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:16,834
That is very nice.
408
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:20,142
And again, I'm sorry.
409
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,363
Okay? Next year, I promise,
you're getting that bonus.
410
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:24,625
If you say so.
411
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,322
All right, I'll see you soon.
412
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:27,845
Goodbye, Mr. Wheeler.
413
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,370
We're all set.
414
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,937
The rest of the team's
ready to meet you.
415
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,939
I appreciate you
getting me this interview.
416
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:38,117
Oh, are you kidding?
They are gonna love you.
417
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,857
This is the right move, Goodwin.
418
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,250
Yes, it is.
419
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,993
Love that jacket.
420
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,908
Oh.
[chuckles]
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