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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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What the hell is that?
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CHRISTINA:
My resignation letter.
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You want to talk about it?
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God, no. That's why
I wrote you the letter.
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Come in here.
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God, can we not make
a big thing out of this?
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It is a big thing. You're
quitting the family business.
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No, I am exploring "new
and exciting opportunities."
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What opportunities?
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I don't know yet, but I know
they are new and exciting.
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Thanks for doing this dinner.
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No problem, sweetie.
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I actually have
some pretty big news
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- to share.
- Did we not get
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the garlic knots?
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Oh, it's
- right there.
- Here.
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Maybe you should eat one
so we both have bad breath.
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Good idea.
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So, back to my news...
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Oh, speaking
of bad breath,
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Douglas, tell 'em
about the gift I got you.
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Mom got me a toothbrush.
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With a Waterpik built in!
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- Do those work?
- Oh, yeah!
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It's like a bidet
for your mouth.
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So, my thing...
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Bob does not floss as
much as I would like.
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I have sensitive gums.
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That's why flossing's
important, Bob.
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I got a job!
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- Oh, my God!
- Hey!
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- That's incredible!
- Christina, that's wonderful!
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Thank you.
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That's amazing.
Where are you working?
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It's an online company
called Toesey Woesies.
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Oh, no.
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Are you selling pictures
of your feet again?
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No!
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I'm the chief
brand manager.
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They brought
me on board
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to take their footwear
to the next level.
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Oh.
- Oh.
- That sounds like
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- a great opportunity, Christina.
- ABISHOLA: Yeah.
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Yeah, I-I really feel like
I'm a part of something special.
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You know, right now,
it's just eight of us
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working out of
the boss's garage.
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[chuckles][clinking]
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Garages are cool.
I love my garage.
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Plenty of great companies
have started out of garages.
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Apple.
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Mm-hmm.
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Other ones.
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There is a lot
of room for growth
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- in a company like that.BOB:
- Yeah.
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That is what I said
- in my interview!
- Yes.
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It's gonna be fine, honey.
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Yeah, I-I know
it's gonna be fine.
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I'm not worried.
[chuckles]
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Neither are we.
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Oh,
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you know, there is one thing...
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I knew it.
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You got to show more than feet.
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[scoffs]
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No. Uh, Toesey Woesies
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sells socks.
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So I'll be working
for a competitor.
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In a garage.
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I wouldn't worry about that.
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BOB:
We're proud of you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And no matter what people say,
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any job that makes a
paycheck is a good gig.
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- Yes.
- Well,
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actually, they're paying me
in stock options.
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[chuckles softly]
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That is terrible.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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Poor Christina.
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- What?
- This Toesey Woesies thing, I mean,
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who the hell's gonna pay $20
for a pair of socks?
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What's that printed
all over them?
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It's either a kid
with a weird head
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or a smiling taco.
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Why would they put
a disfigured child on a sock?
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Okay, it's a taco.
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Still not worth
20 bucks.
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This company's
gonna go under in a month.
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You never know.
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People buy many stupid things
on the Internet.
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Like a little tiny vacuum
for your car.
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Do you want to sit in crumbs?
'Cause I don't.
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Maybe I could throw some
MaxDot business Christina's way.
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You are a
- good brother.
- Well, I'm not gonna let
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my baby sister dive headfirst
into an empty pool.
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Mm-hmm.
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Wait.
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Toesey Woesies
was on Shark Tank.
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Mm, not everyone on that show
goes on to be successful.
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They grossed $218 million
last year!
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Really?
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Maybe they could send
some business your way.
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Tunde, I'm going out
to run some errands.
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Ah. Have a wonderful time.
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Are you going to be
okay here by yourself?
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Oh, yes.
[chuckles]
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Because I will be doing
a lot of...
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this.[chuckles]
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Have fun.
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Oh, it will be torture
without you,
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but, somehow, I will survive.[chuckles]
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["Get Ready"
by the Temptations playing]
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♪ I never met a girl
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♪ Who makes me feel the way
that you do ♪
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♪ You're all right
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♪ Whenever I'm asked
who makes my dreams real ♪
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♪ I say that you do
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♪ You're out of sight
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♪ So, fee-fi-fo-fum
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♪ Look out, baby,
'cause here I come ♪
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♪ And I'm bringing you
a love that's true ♪
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♪ So get ready, so get ready
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♪ I'm gonna try
to make you love me, too ♪
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♪ So get ready, so get ready
'cause here I come ♪
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♪ Get ready 'cause here I come
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♪ I'm on my way
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♪ Get ready 'cause here I come
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♪ If you want to play
hide-and-seek with love ♪
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♪ Let me remind you
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♪ It's all right
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♪ Of the lovin'
you're gonna miss ♪
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♪ In the time
it takes to find you ♪
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♪ It's out of sight
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♪ So fiddley-dee
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♪ Fiddley-dum
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♪ Look out, baby,
'cause here I come ♪
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♪ And I'm bringing you
a love that's true ♪
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♪ So get ready, so get ready
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♪ I'm gonna try
to make you love me, too ♪
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♪ So get ready
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♪ So get... [record scratch]
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Ah-ah.
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Ebun.
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Where have you been?
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Uh, running errands.
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I came to see you.
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I have been waiting
nearly six hours.
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Check your phone next time, dear.
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[quietly]:
For the love of God.
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I'm sorry.
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The day must have gotten away
from me.
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As did the dusting.
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Did you notice your
bedroom ceiling fan was filthy?
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No. I have not
inspected it lately.
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Well, I did.
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But do not worry--
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I got right up on your bed
and scrubbed it clean.
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I had to hold her legs.
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Why don't you answer your phone?
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I also ironed all
of Tunde's shirts
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and bleached your filthy floors.
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My floors were clean.
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They were brown.
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That was the varnish!
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Now that you are home,
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I trust that you have
a plan for dinner.
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[gasps]
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Olu, you did not.
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I did.
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TUNDE:
It is fine!
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It is my cheat day.
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You have had a cheat lifetime.
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Olu, since when do you neglect
your household and your husband?
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Never, sister.
I will toss this out
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and make a home-cooked meal.
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Ah, no.
[chuckles]
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You do not want this food
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stinking up
your freshly scrubbed kitchen.
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I will take it to the dumpster
on the street.
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I might be a while.
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"This bird may be flying,
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"but she will never forget
where she was hatched.
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Love,
Christina."[sighs]
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What a thoughtful gesture.
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Oh, that's a rough-looking kid.
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It's a smiling taco.
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Oh, the hair's cheese![chuckles]
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That's cute!
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What's going on?
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Christina sent us socks
from her little Internet job.
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I have done some investigating,
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and it is
a very successful company.
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I know.
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They grossed $218 million
last year!
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I know!
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The box is also
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completely biodegradable.
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You can eat it.
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Don't eat the box.
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Christina suggested
the foot-shaped packaging
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when she was here.
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Are you sure?
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When she presented it, you said,
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"Honey, are you on something?"
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Doesn't sound like me.
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BOB:
Mom, to be fair,
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you were always shooting down
her ideas.
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Well, so were you.
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Every time she opened
her mouth, you'd groan.
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This is why I keep
my ideas to myself.
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I would love to hear your ideas, Douglas.
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I don't have any.
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- Get her back.
- We can't do that.
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- Why not?
- Well, number one,
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she's got her dream job now.
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Number two,
we already filled her position.
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All right, new guy,
what do you got?
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Well, I was thinking, perhaps,
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with every sock MaxDot sells,
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we donate a pair
to people in need.
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I call it "Care Pairs."
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[groans]
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Honey, are you on something?
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Whoever gave you this
recipe is not your friend.
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This is Mummy's recipe.
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I do not think so.
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Mummy's recipe is not runny.
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It is not runny.
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Run-ny.
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Tunde has barely
even touched it.
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Why are you not eating?
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Because I ate the
Wendy's on the sidewalk.
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Maybe if you had
not been out all day,
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you would have had time to
make a decent meal for him.
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Thank you for your advice, sister.
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Tomorrow, you should make
braised goat with obe ata.
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Not even you could ruin that.
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That takes two days to make.
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Well, we will start tonight.
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I'm very tired.
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How do you
think I feel?
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I have done your work all day.
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I did not ask you
to do that.
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Someone had to.
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Yes, you are the perfect wife.
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I am.
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That is how I have kept
my husband happy
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all of these years.
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And yet you are
6,000 miles from him,
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with no plans to go back!
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Excuse me! I have this thing in
the other room I have to go to.
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I cannot believe this is how
you treat a guest in your home.
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Guest? I do not remember
inviting you.
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I do not need to listen to this.
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You are as insulting and
as tasteless as your stew!
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Maybe you would have preferred
it be cold and bitter like you!
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TUNDE:
Is it safe?
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It is safe.
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Ah.
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I have no idea
why we don't do
261
00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:39,073
these mother-daughter
coffee dates more often.
262
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,509
I agree.
263
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,206
Now that we don't work
together anymore,
264
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,948
we can just be gal pals.
265
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,342
Sure.
266
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:48,996
[phone ringing]
Oh.
267
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:51,694
Sorry. It's work.
[chuckles softly]
268
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:54,001
Hey, is this an emergency?
269
00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,872
Then I'm gonna stop you
right there.
270
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,526
I'm having coffee
with my mother,
271
00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:58,701
so please give
the report
272
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,877
to my assistant
and I'll circle back.
273
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,836
Okay, bye!
274
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:05,055
Sorry, where were we?
275
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,840
Boy, you've come a long way
276
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:09,712
from the girl who sat
- in the yard eating dirt.
- Mm.
277
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,497
Yeah, I'm on iron pills now.
278
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,543
Whatever you did,
it's working.
279
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:17,894
Mm. Well, I had a very strong
woman as a role model.
280
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,156
Thank you, honey.
281
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,724
I meant Abishola.
282
00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:22,986
But of course you, too.
283
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,555
Well, I'm very proud of you.
284
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,818
Thank you, Mom.
285
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:31,255
Anyhoo...
[clears throat]
286
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:36,521
If you could
just sign this.
287
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,175
[clears throat]
Well, what is it?
288
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:40,047
Something to make sure that
business doesn't get in the way
289
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,613
of family.
290
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:44,094
It's just a silly little
document that states
291
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:48,229
any ideas you thought of at
MaxDot are property of MaxDot.
292
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,057
I-I don't understand.
293
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,493
It's very standard language.
294
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:55,062
You hated every one
of my ideas when I worked there.
295
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:59,414
Honey, just because I hated them
doesn't mean they're not mine.
296
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:02,156
They're not yours.
They came from my mind.
297
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:05,637
A mind which came
out of my body.
298
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:08,945
Come on, you're a big girl now.
This is how business works.
299
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,512
I am not signing that.
300
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,863
You want to go
that route, fine.
301
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,612
A cease and desist order?
302
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,875
You like dirt--
let's play in the mud.
303
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:35,493
What are you doing?
304
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:39,106
Just thinking
about how I'm gonna die here.
305
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:41,543
Well, do it somewhere else.
306
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:44,111
That's the point, Bob.
307
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,503
There is
nowhere else.
308
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,114
There's just
these four walls,
309
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:48,550
and they're closing in.
310
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,814
You got to stop drinking
at work.
311
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:52,946
I'm not drinking.
312
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,295
I'm toasting.
313
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:58,168
To Christina,
who found a way to escape.
314
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,344
You know, if you're
really not happy here,
315
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:03,695
you could leave and
pursue something else.
316
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,915
I don't have the balls.
317
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,397
Yeah, me neither.
318
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,358
To Christina.
319
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:16,883
[sighs]
320
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,843
You know, when Dad died,
321
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,105
I had a choice--
322
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:24,281
stay in school
or come help here.
323
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,022
- You picked wrong.
- I know I picked wrong.
324
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,505
Could've had
a whole different life.
325
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:33,987
I would be the voice
of the Toledo Mud Hens,
326
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,511
calling all their
games on AM radio.
327
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:37,991
That's a minor league team.
328
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,993
I'm a simple man, Douglas.
329
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,037
Hmm.
330
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,647
What about you?
331
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,956
I'm here.
332
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,873
In every timeline, I'm here.
333
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,398
Yeah, sorry, buddy.
334
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,754
Usually when someone gets
a new job,
335
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,887
their family gives 'em
an "attagirl,"
336
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,541
not an injunction.
337
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:09,761
Man, you rich people
love to sue each other.
338
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,894
Well, I can tell you,
I do not love this.
339
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,722
Your mother is
just trying to scare you.
340
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,680
Why? She should be happy.
341
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,900
Happy that her daughter
no longer needs her?
342
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,902
- Don't be stupid.
- Well,
343
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,382
I'm sure you wouldn't do
something like that
344
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:22,383
to your children.
345
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,733
I would destroy my son's career
346
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,866
if it meant he would
talk to me again.
347
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,087
She's the wrong person
to ask about family stuff.
348
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,741
I'm proud of you.
349
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,743
Leaving MaxDot
was very brave.
350
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,919
- Now my mom hates me.GLORIA:
- Mm-mm.
351
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,921
She doesn't hate you.
352
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,923
What she hates is
that you got away.
353
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,925
- KEMI:
- And that you are succeeding without her.
354
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,797
And not appreciating all the
hard work that she put into you.
355
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,495
And the sacrifices
that she made.
356
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,149
Like staying in a
loveless marriage
357
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,977
so you could have a
roof over your head.
358
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:56,417
Yeah, that's not
really my story.
359
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:59,202
It is all you ungrateful
children's stories.
360
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:03,598
Wait, so, in a weird way,
361
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,469
she doesn't hate me.
362
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,167
She's jealous of me.
363
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,342
Jealous?
364
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,170
Why would she be jealous of you?
365
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,955
You are successful
because of her!
366
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,435
Stupid, ungrateful children.
367
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,395
I think you're onto something.
368
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:21,224
Ha! Jealous. Idiot.
369
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,409
E kaasan, sister.
370
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,283
Make your apology and go.
371
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:39,068
I have to re-mop
these floors.
372
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:42,463
Bob's cleaning lady
uses organic products.
373
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:43,986
She may as well do nothing
at all!
374
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,859
I am not here
to apologize.
375
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,992
You insulted me in my own home.
376
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:53,039
Only after you almost killed
me with that runny soup.
377
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,214
It was stew.
378
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,955
It was soup!
379
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,481
Do you know
why I left Nigeria?
380
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,962
Because Tunde was going
to take another wife.
381
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,052
His family
were forcing him to.
382
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,663
Because I could not produce children.
383
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,146
I said many prayers for you.
384
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,234
And God sent
385
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,018
many blessings.
386
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,325
Tunde and I
are happy here.
387
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:21,502
Away from the judgment
of others.
388
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,895
We do not judge you.
We pity you.
389
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,333
And I pity you.
390
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,030
Eh-eh! Me?
391
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,727
I have done everything right.
392
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,860
And yet you are still not happy.
393
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,731
I am very happy!
394
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,865
I suppose you are so happy
395
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,562
you do not want this.
396
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,174
What is this?
397
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,306
A movie ticket.
398
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:47,180
Maybe, instead of
scrubbing floors,
399
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,225
you could have fun
with your sister.
400
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:56,232
Does this movie have
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
401
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:57,233
[chuckles]
402
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,366
I think they all do.
403
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,281
It is the middle of the day.
404
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,630
What will people say?
405
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,545
Ah, we are old.
406
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,286
We do not get judgment.
407
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,505
We get discounts.
408
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,729
[phone rings][speaking indistinctly]
409
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,252
[groans]
Hello?
410
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,385
RILEY:
I have Christina Wheeler
for Bob Wheeler.
411
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,386
Uh, okay.
412
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:20,604
Please hold.
413
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,258
Hold? You called me.
414
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:26,219
Hey, Bob.
Thanks for taking my call.
415
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,611
Is Mom with you?
416
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,613
Yeah, we're all about to start
the sales meeting.
417
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:32,181
Oh, perfect.
Can you put me on speaker?
418
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,357
Christina would like
to talk to everyone,
419
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:37,099
and, apparently,
she's got an assistant now.
420
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,188
Can everyone hear me?
421
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,190
You sound wonderful.
422
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:44,106
Did you have a chance
to think about our proposal?
423
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,368
I did.
424
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:48,458
And I just want to thank you
for suing me.
425
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,721
- We're suing her?
- No.
426
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,593
We're threatening to sue her.
427
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,029
This is why
I can't leave.
428
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,336
I'm not a loser--
I'm a prisoner.
429
00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:01,471
This lawsuit has shown me
that you respect my talents.
430
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:02,559
Why would you sue her?
431
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,779
Because she loves and misses me, Bob.
432
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,520
[exhales] All right,
you found out
433
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,435
about my dirty little secret.
Now come back.
434
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:10,828
Aw, I can't. You know,
435
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:13,657
seeing the lengths that
you would go to for my ideas
436
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,790
was the validation I needed.
437
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,619
Every subpoena is a tiny hug.
[chuckles]
438
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,273
Bobby, she's not afraid
of me anymore.
439
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:21,622
Do something.[stammers]
440
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,667
Ch-Christina, I'm
still playing catch-up,
441
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,147
but we do miss you here.
442
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,410
If you come back,
we'll give you a raise.
443
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,805
Uh, how about a raise for
the people that stayed loyal?
444
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,502
Excellent question, Douglas.
445
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:36,245
[scoffs]
And now
446
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,812
you're throwing money at me?
447
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,988
Mm. My heart is full.
448
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,816
[chuckles softly]
Well,
449
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:44,645
this has been great,
but I got to go.
450
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:47,038
Fly away,
little bird, fly!
451
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,997
Don't you hang up, Christina.
We're not through talking
452
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,173
- about this!
- RILEY: I'm sorry. Ms. Wheeler is no longer available.
453
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,653
Would you like to schedule
another time?
454
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,525
I have Thursday at 3:00 p.m.
455
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:57,397
That works for me.
456
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,232
There is hardly
anybody here.
457
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:08,234
That is why I come
during the day.
458
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,671
The theater is mine.
459
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,328
Here, have some popcorn.
460
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,025
I did extra butter.
461
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,897
If we eat it now, there will be
none left when the movie starts.
462
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,247
There are free refills.
463
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,858
- No.
- Yes.
464
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:27,035
Surely it is to make us thirsty
and purchase more drinks.
465
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,472
There are free refills
on drinks as well.
466
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:32,736
It is as if we
are stealing from them.
467
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,564
This truly is a
country of fools.
468
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:36,436
Hold this.
469
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,398
Eh-eh. What are you doing?
470
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,573
[chuckles]
471
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,488
Changing your life.
472
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,059
[crunching]
473
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,670
Mmm![chuckles]
474
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:56,238
I jumped once
during a scary movie
475
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,632
and invented
this wonderful snack.
476
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,895
[instrumental music playing]
477
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,985
Can I tell you a secret?
478
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,117
Of course.
479
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,858
My husband has not
called the entire time
480
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,338
I have been in Detroit.
481
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,254
Do you want to talk
about it?
482
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,909
No.
483
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:20,219
That is the great thing
about movies--
484
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,785
for a little while,
485
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:25,224
you can just sit
in the dark and forget.
486
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,269
♪
487
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:45,896
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00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:46,941
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