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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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I am taking the day
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to explore new
employment opportunities
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outside of MaxDot.
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I feel
I am underappreciated here,
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and would like
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to find a place that...
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values me.
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Christina has left.
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Now you will need
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to replace her
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with someone qualified,
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who has great knowledge of
the workings of the company.
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That's exactly right.
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I usually am.
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Congratulations, Kofo.
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Excuse me?
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Mr. Wheeler, you said "Kofo."
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My name is "Goodwin."
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I know, but Kofo came up
with the outlet store idea.
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Plus, he worked with
Christina rebranding
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our socks, and she left him
a glowing recommendation.
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You want Kofo?
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The Kofo that sleeps
in my garage?
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Yes, Goodwin.
We need you down on the floor.
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You're our guy.
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Your floor guy.
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Douglas, I need you
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to process some returns.
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Well, since you
asked so nicely.
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It's weird not having
Kofo working with us.
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- It is fine.
- You guys were like
Batman and Robin.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And Bob went and
promoted Robin.
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Unless...
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Was Kofo Batman all along?
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I am Batman.
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We need more tape.
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You should have been the one
to get the gig, if you ask me.
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- I did not ask you.
- You've been here
longer than Kofo.
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Hell, you've been
here longer than Bob.
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What's it been--
20 years?
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Twenty-five.
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I don't know
how you do it.
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People come,
and people go,
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and you're always
right here.
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Year after year after year.
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Please, stop.
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It's comforting,
really, knowing
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no matter where
life takes you,
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you can always come back
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to this warehouse,
and snap a selfie
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in front of
Mount Goodwin.
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[labored breathing]
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- Where do I put these?
- Put what?
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Hold them in the tunnel so I can
see what you are referencing.
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You okay?
You don't look so good.
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I'm fine.
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Hey, check out the new
marketing director.
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- Looking good, Kofo.
- Thank you.
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I hope you don't mind, Cousin,
but I borrowed your suit.
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That one is my favorite.
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Make sure to bury me in it.
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KOFO:
Goodwin!
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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[sighs]
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What happened?
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You passed out at work.
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Oh. Is it serious?
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Maybe I should get the doctor.
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Oh. Tell me.
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Goodwin,
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there is no easy way
to say this.
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You had a...
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panic attack.
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[gasps]
No.
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Surely it must be something
more serious.
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I'm sorry. We ran all the tests.
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Your body is fine.
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The issue is...
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psychological.
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Impossible.
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Nigerians do not have
psychological issues.
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What will I tell my family?
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I'm sure they'll understand.
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Would you understand?
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No.
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Do not worry, Tiwa.
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I will do the right thing
for you and the children.
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What are you talking about?
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God forbid,
you need a new husband,
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I will be happy
to step into that role.
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I will be happy
to step off a bridge
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before marrying you.
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Because I would always
remind you of Goodwin.
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Because you would
always remind me of you.
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Tiwa, hey.
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Hello.
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I'm so sorry to see you again
- under these circumstances.
- Ah.
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Tiwa, what a lovely thing
to say about Mr. Wheeler.
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Nice try, Kofo,
but I got the gist.
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Ah.
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That one I didn't get.
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Nothing.
Just more pleasantries.
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There he is.[overlapping chatter]
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Oh.
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So is he gonna be all right?
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I'll tell you later.
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Let him finish
lying to his wife.
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[knocking]
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Hello, Mother.
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What are you doing here?
I thought you quit the family.
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I did not quit the family.
I quit the business.
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Same difference.
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Bob asked me
to give you a ride home.
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He's still at the hospital
with Goodwin.
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How is Goodwin?
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- He's gonna be fine.
- Good.
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Because I care about the people
that work for me,
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and don't betray me.
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I didn't betray you.
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Mm-hmm.
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But I did
what I had to do for myself,
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and I'm so glad
because it's really paying off.
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Wait. You got a job already?
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Yes. I have a job...
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finding a new job,
which really is a full-time job.
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Got it. You ain't working.
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What are you doing?
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Saving you the embarrassment
of asking.
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[scoffs]
Mom, I do not want your money.
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Just take it.
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- No.
- You don't have
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to cash it right away,
but you'll feel better
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knowing it's in your purse,
like ChapStick
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or a handgun.
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Okay, that makes sense.
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We should do this once a week.
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Our own little super club.
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- Yeah.
- AUNTIE OLU:
Yes.
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That way,
we can make sure
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that you are both
- eating well.
- Mm-hmm.
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Bob, you are looking very thin.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'm actually just doing
smaller portions these days.
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Uh, Abishola,
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a fat husband is
a happy husband.
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[slurping loudly]
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That no other woman wants.
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So, Bob,
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how is work?
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Tell us tales
of socks and glory.
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Well, work's a little weird
right now.
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I heard Goodwin had
an attack of the panic.
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She did not hear it from me.
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It's on Kemi's Facebook.
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She heard it from me.
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He's having a hard time
with Kofo's promotion.
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I tried to explain it to him.
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Why would you do that?
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Well, because he's upset.
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Why do you care?
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Bob wants his employees
to like him.
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Oh, Bob.
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What? It's a family company.
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I want them to feel like family.
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- And you tell them this?
- Of course.
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No wonder they are
so soft and panicky.
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And happy.
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It is a factory.
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What are you,
Willy Wonka?
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Can we please
just talk about something else?
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So, Abishola,
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how is your work?
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Oh, yesterday,
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we had a three-hour mandatory
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sensitivity training.
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Sensitivity to what?
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To each other.
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The whole world has gone mad.
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I'm just feeling
a little rudderless.
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I mean, I know I have
a toolset, but...
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sometimes I feel
like I left them out in the yard
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and they got all rusty.
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Does that make sense?
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ALL THREE:
No.
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I've only ever had
one job in my life
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and it was given to me
by my mommy
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and I don't know
what I'm gonna do next.
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I understand that.
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When my husband died
and left me nothing,
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I was also... rudderless.
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What did you do?
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I grew a rudder.
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I could not afford a caterer
for his funeral,
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so I did all the cooking myself.
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And of course...
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I was amazing at it.
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GLORIA:
That's nice.
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He helped you find your passion
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by dying
and leaving you nothing.
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Well, I'm not lucky enough
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to be poor
and have a dead husband.
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Christina.
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There is only one person who
can tell you should do next.
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Me.
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No. The Babalawo.
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The baba-who?
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He's a Yoruba priest
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who ascertains the future
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through communicating
with the spirit world.
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Oh, my God.
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That is exactly
who I need to talk to.
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[indistinct chatter]
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There he is!
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Welcome back, buddy.
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[cheering, applause]
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Hello, everyone. I'm fine.
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They were all worried
about you, Cousin.
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There was nothing
to worry about.
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It was just a mild heart attack.
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I thought it was a panic attack.
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Of the heart-- are you a doctor?
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- No.
- Then do not speak of this!
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Back to work, everyone!
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Hang on, hang on.
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Now we're all thrilled
Goodwin's back,
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but let his little episode
serve as a reminder
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mental health matters!
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Oh, dear God.
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Now if any of you are feeling
too stressed,
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I want you to listen
to your bodies,
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and take a break so you
don't faint like Goodwin.
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And while he's recovering
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he's going to be
on "light duty."
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Okay? I see him lift anything
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over ten pounds,
it'll be your asses.
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I am not wearing this.
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Look, I know it's a pain,
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but it's for your own good.
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And insurance purposes.
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I would like to be allowed
to do my job.
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Well, right now
your job is to get better.
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You start feeling shaky,
you take a break.
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I refuse.
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It wasn't really a request.
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It was an order.
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I refuse the order.
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Come on, man,
don't be like that.
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We're a family here.
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What are you going to do,
put me in a timeout, Papa?
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You know what? Yeah.
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Grab your stuff--
you're going home!
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Fine!
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Can I go home, Papa?
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Not today.
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Not today.
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No!
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It is such an honor
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to be in front
of a real Yoruba priest.
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I am but a messenger for Ifa,
our God of wisdom.
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I'm also a notary, if you have
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any documents
that need guidance.
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So how do we start this?
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Do you need a lock of my hair?
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Also, if it helps, I am
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easily hypnotized.
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00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,937
Just take the
divination chain
268
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,721
and express any
questions you have
269
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,723
for Ifa to the Babalawo.
270
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,420
And I will place the chain
on the divination board
271
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:25,728
so Ifa can send his answer
back to me.
272
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,643
Let me show you.
273
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,515
Is Chukwuemeka my soul mate?
274
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,126
- BABALAWO:
- Kemi.
275
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:34,737
you ask this every week,
and the answer is always no.
276
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:35,782
Ask again!
277
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,048
[speaking in Yoruba]
278
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,182
Ooh! Oh, this is interesting.
279
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:46,314
What?
280
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:47,707
He says no again.
281
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,884
I should just go to the Babalawo
by the airport.
282
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,799
He only tells you
what you want to hear.
283
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,191
Exactly.
284
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,455
Christina, go ahead.
285
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,762
[exhales]
286
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:05,159
Oh, holy Ifa...
287
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:09,163
...please tell me
if I made a huge mistake
288
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,773
quitting my job
289
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,080
or if I'm on the right path.
290
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,866
♪ Amen.
291
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:20,870
[chuckles softly]
292
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:23,090
[speaking Yoruba]
293
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,281
Ifa says you cannot move forward
294
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,457
because something
is holding you back.
295
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,939
Some dark force.
296
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,157
Like a demon?
297
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,245
[gasps]
298
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,899
Is Christina possessed?
299
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,207
It is not in you.
300
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,469
Oh.
301
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,427
But it is near you.
302
00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,257
Is it me?
303
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,043
It has hair of yellow.
304
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:05,828
And the voice of a crow.
305
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,615
Oh, my God.
306
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,313
- What?
- What?
307
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,924
The yellow crow is my mother.
308
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,319
Okay, my turn.
309
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,718
Kofo.
Oh!
310
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:28,895
Hello, Cousin.
311
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:29,896
You startled me.
312
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,854
I am hiding from my wife.
313
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:34,291
Because she emasculates you
and makes you feel small?
314
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,468
Because I was sent home early
and I do not want her to know.
315
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:40,123
Because she emasculates you
and makes you feel small.
316
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,908
Just shut up!
317
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,867
I'm going to stay here
a little longer.
318
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,913
Take as much time as you need.
319
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,524
As long as you don't mind me
finishing my jigsaw puzzle.
320
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:52,527
Why do you do
these stupid things?
321
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,921
They are very calming
after a long day.
322
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:57,010
Oh, ridiculous.
323
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,886
It is called
"Dogs, Dogs, Dogs."
324
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,107
You are good at this.
325
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,935
Yes, I am.
326
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,939
You are good at
so many things.
327
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:15,724
And just because I am better
than you at one thing,
328
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,813
does not take away all
the things you are good at.
329
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,293
Just shut up
and do the puzzle.
330
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,431
And thank you.
331
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:36,266
CHRISTINA:
Thank you so much for helping.
332
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,486
If the Babalawo thinks
this will be good for you,
333
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,096
then I do, too.
334
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,706
For the record, i-it's not
335
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,100
that I feel my mother is evil,
336
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,842
it's more
like her hold on me is evil.
337
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,932
This will cover you either way.
338
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,281
Oh, good.
339
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,370
All right, let's do this.
340
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,941
Is there a chant?
341
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,117
- No.
- Can I do one?
342
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,162
It cannot hurt.
343
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,207
Ah, okay.
344
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,166
Um...
345
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,255
[humming "Orinoco Flow"
by Enya]
346
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:19,614
♪ Sail away, sail away
347
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:22,008
♪ Sail away
348
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:25,098
♪ Sail away, sail away,
sail... ♪
349
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:28,014
What the hell are you doing?
350
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,103
A spiritual cleanse
351
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,540
so I can
fully embrace my future.
352
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,585
Oh, for crying out loud.
353
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,066
Actually, Mom,
354
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,025
since you're up.
355
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,026
What's that?
356
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,679
The check you gave me.
357
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,377
So I can...
♪ Sail away, sail away
358
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,814
♪ Sail away.
359
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,033
Did you put her up to this?
360
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,992
- No, the Babalawo did.
- Mm-hmm.
361
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:53,256
Okay, clearly I'm still asleep.
362
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,695
Mom, I love you, but I can't
363
00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:01,090
keep doing the same stuff
and expect things to change.
364
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,439
I'm not taking back the check.
365
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,180
You need it.
366
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,182
Well, then, I'm just gonna
set this right here.
367
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,577
So this is what I get
for trying to help you.
368
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,405
Now you want
to cut me out of your life.
369
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:14,016
No, that's not what I am doing.
370
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,149
All I ever wanted was
what's best for you.
371
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:20,022
I know that's what you think,
but it's done the opposite.
372
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,632
You may not want to hear this,
but I think
373
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,634
you turned out pretty okay.
374
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,375
You do?
375
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,812
And I hate
that you don't see that.
376
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:30,728
[crying]:
Me, too.
377
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,469
I'm sorry
I want to take care of you,
378
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:35,037
but you're my baby girl.
379
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,952
And I always will be.
380
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,480
All right, ladies,
381
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,178
even though
we are on light duty,
382
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,658
that does not mean
we take our duties lightly.
383
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,878
We are the last line
384
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,750
of defense between this company
and a substandard sock.
385
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,927
So grab your stickers
and find those irregularities!
386
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,278
Are you gonna be
like this all day?
387
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,497
- Like what?
- Never mind.
388
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:03,979
What are you doing?
389
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,676
Admiring my cousin's spirit.
390
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,548
He may be broken
on the inside,
391
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,158
but you would
never know it.
392
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:11,073
How bad is it?
393
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,423
Last night, we did
a jigsaw puzzle together.
394
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,122
Ah, geez.
395
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,297
Found one!
396
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,125
Very good, Shirley.
397
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,301
I would have never spotted
that flawed gusset.
398
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:24,130
And I'm blind in one eye.
399
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:28,960
Excuse me, ladies,
can you give us a minute?
400
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,136
Uh, take some socks with you.
401
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,268
Whatever.
402
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,492
You know,
403
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,320
you and I are the only two
404
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,452
who can do every job
in this company.
405
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,367
Clearly not every job.
406
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,891
All right.
407
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,677
I'm sorry for the way
I handled promoting Kofo.
408
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,113
I should've talked to you first.
409
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,158
Nonsense.
410
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,550
You are the boss.
411
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:54,986
You have the right
to break the hearts
412
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,901
of your employees.
413
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,164
Look, it was a tough call,
414
00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,774
but you got to make
those decisions
415
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,384
when you're in charge--
you'll see.
416
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,299
What do you mean?
417
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,258
One day, I'm gonna step aside
418
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,173
and you're gonna be
the unfortunate soul
419
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,522
that has to deal with it.
420
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:12,003
You want me to be
in charge of MaxDot?
421
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,788
Eventually.
422
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:16,138
Who else can I trust
this place with, Douglas?
423
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:19,315
[both laugh]
424
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,317
Very funny, Mr. Wheeler.
425
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,406
And I am honored.
426
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,756
No, Goodwin.
427
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,281
It's my honor.
Ah.
428
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:29,543
So when?
429
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,371
Huh?
430
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,633
When will I be taking over?
431
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,417
I don't know.
A few years, maybe.
432
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:37,028
I will need you
to be more specific.
433
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,030
And put it in writing.
434
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,951
Big changes are coming,
ladies.
435
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,344
You will see.
436
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,216
But do not worry.
437
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,174
After I come to power,
438
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:55,395
I will remember those
who stood by me.
439
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:58,180
Did you hit your head
when you fainted?
440
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:01,183
Okay, Rita is out. Shirley,
you are my new number two.
441
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,403
- What?
- I said, you're my number two!
442
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:06,406
Go to lunch, back at 2:00.
443
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,802
Rita!
444
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,891
I have reconsidered.
445
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:16,198
Your future is
once again bright.
446
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,330
Whatever.
447
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,115
Yes, indeed!
[chuckles]
448
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,378
Big changes coming.
449
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,815
You definitely hit your head.
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