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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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Why have you come here today?
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Uh, to marry
the beautiful Abishola.
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Sometimes we do not know
what we need in our lives
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until it's there.
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I did not know
I needed laughter.
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I did not know
I needed your kindness and love.
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I promise to pray for you
and love you always.
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Thank you.
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Kind of sounded like vows.
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Yes, Husband.
Now where are mine?
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Husband? Boy, I like
the sound of that.
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Oh, breakfast in bed.
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- Very romantic.
- It is. Just the two of us.
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DOTTIE:
Bobby? Hello?
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- I'm kind of busy, Ma.
- Got it.
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Go back to your
lovemaking.
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We're not lovemaking.
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Yeah, we are. Go away!
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Bob made me breakfast.
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Aw, that's sweet.
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The door is locked.
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Yup.
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What about my breakfast?
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There's a big tub of
yogurt in the fridge.
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I smell pancakes!
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- No, you don't!
- There's plenty here.
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- She can have some of mine.
- No.
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I got up a half hour early to
make my wife a nice breakfast,
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and she's gonna eat it, and
you're gonna leave me alone!
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[sighs]
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Mom?
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Yeah?
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Give me one pancake.
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I'll slip it under the door.
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What am I--
a stray dog?
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Do you want it or not?
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Yeah.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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Chukwuemeka is pouting
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because there are certain things
I will not do with him.
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You do everything with him.
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And then tell
us about it.
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Well, even I have boundaries.
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I draw the line
at swimming lessons.
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That's where you draw the line?
Swimming?
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I don't like
what it does to my hair.
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I come out of the pool
looking like Frederick Douglass.
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That's not even your hair.
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You can just take it off
and hang it up like a towel.
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Never.
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I will be buried
in this wig.
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Anyway,
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if Chukwuemeka wants to get wet,
we can use Bob's hot tub.
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You have to share
with his mother.
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Every time we so much
as dip a toe in it,
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she wheels out in a swimsuit
and scares Bob away.
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GLORIA:
Ugh.
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Nothing like seeing
an old lady in a hot tub.
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That's the reason
I stopped going to the Y.
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Gloria, you are one
of those old ladies.
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At least I can swim, baldy.
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Abishola, I know how hard
it is taking care of a parent.
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Mm. My grandmother used
to live with us, growing up.
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She used to pinch us
for no reason.
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Sometimes when I catch my hand
in a drawer, I think about her.
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Oh. So sweet.
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[scoffs]
That's one thing
Americans do right.
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You treat your
kids bad enough,
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they just send
- you to a home.
- Hmm.
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My mother-in-law walked that
line like a Flying Wallenda.
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I like the Nigerian way.
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I can treat my children
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like doo-doo,
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but if they treat me poorly,
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I will come back after death
- and have my revenge.
- Oh.
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That's what kept us
in line for so long--
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- fear of a pinching ghost.
- Mm.
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[indistinct chatter]
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What are you doing?
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My shirt keeps riding up.
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Maybe you should wear a shirt
that fits.
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The shirt did fit
until your wife washed it.
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So you blame my wife
for your peek-a-boo tummy?
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I have told her, this shirt
needs to be washed in cold
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and tumble dried on low.
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For a man with so many demands,
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perhaps you should
do your own laundry.
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Then how would she
get better at it?
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I will leave her a note.
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No. No more notes.
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You are right.
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This is a bigger problem.
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We should have
a family meeting.
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No! No family meetings.
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We banned family meetings
at the last family meeting!
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Fine.
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Then peek-a-boo.
I see you!
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Oh.
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He still living
- above your garage?
- Yes.
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I have thought about
setting fire to it,
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but then he would just
move into the house.
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Yeah, fire's not an option
for me, either.
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The house has
a sprinkler system.
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- We'd all survive.
- Oh.
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Thanks for coming
to lunch with me.
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[laughs]
No problem.
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You begged, and I was hungry.
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Well, hungry or not,
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I enjoy our special
time together.
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Sure.
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Look, I'm sorry if I'm coming
across a little needy.
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You know, my therapist says
I'm in constant search
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to either get love
or give love, you know?
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I'm a love junkie. [laughs]
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Is that all you're on?
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You know, I used to resent the
fact that you moved in with Bob.
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It's 'cause he's the oldest.
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Plus, he has the wine fridge.
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No. I mean, I-I
totally get it now.
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I mean, imagine if you would
have moved into the room
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I made up for you
after your stroke.
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- You had a room for me?
- I did.
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I had no idea.
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But the universe has a way
of working things out.
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You know, I couldn't
handle you the way Bob does.
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God, he gets you full
blast, 24 hours a day.
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Dottie at home,
Dottie at work,
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Dottie in the bed,
Dottie in the bath.
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♪ Dottie, Dottie, Dottie!
[chuckles]
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[sighs]
I get it. You dodged a bullet.
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Not really a bullet.
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More like one of those little
shivs they make in prisons.
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You know?
[imitates stabbing]
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[laughs]
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Ah...
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Kofo, what do you mean,
you're moving out?
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I see you have received my note.
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Is this because of the laundry?
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I will tell my wife
to put it on warm.
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Not on warm! It
peek-a-boos on warm!
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This is why I must go.
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No one hears me,
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but I hear you
and your wife.
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Making love?
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No! Talking about me.
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"He was only supposed
to be here two months."
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"A grown man shouldn't
have so many puzzles."
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"He cries more
than our son."
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Not more. Just louder.
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And longer.
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Then I will make sure my new
apartment allows crying.
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And will not
count my puzzles.
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Kofo, sometimes we complain,
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but that does not mean
we want you to leave.
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I heard your wife say,
"Make him leave."
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We are family.
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I will never turn
my back on you.
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- Never?
- Never.
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It's just sometimes
I feel more like
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an unwanted guest than a
cherished member of your family.
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We will try and do better.
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- Thank you, Cousin.
- Mm-hmm.
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I actually have some suggestions
of how you can do better.
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A walk-in bathtub?
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It is not just for me.
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It is for all of us
for when we grow old together.
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Where you been?
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At the hospital.
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But you're usually back
by 5:45. It's 6:15.
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There was traffic.
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Well, not according
to the bus tracker,
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but no one's calling you a liar.
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It would be nice to put
- my things down, huh?
- Of course.
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I know I can be a lot sometimes.
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- You are fine.
- Bobby complains
about me all the time,
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so I don't know what's truth,
or what's just him
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being that chubby little
boy who cried wolf.
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Do you have that story
in your country?
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But with a different animal,
like a lion or a zebra?
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"The Boy Who Cried Zebra."”
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It doesn't have
the same ring.
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- The story is the same.
- Oh, so you know what I'm saying?
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- I do.
- And you'll be able to tell
me if I'm being a lot?
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You are being a lot.
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When?
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Right now.
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And first thing in the morning.
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And late at night.
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- I see.
- Now you can
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improve on your behavior, huh?
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I'll do that.
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Good.
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I'm glad we could have this talk
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before Bob would want
to put you in a home.
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Yeah.
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I'm glad, too.
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Mm. I cannot remember
the last time we had a date.
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Three weeks and
four days ago.
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- That was our wedding.
- Exactly.
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I texted your mother to see
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if I should
bring her back some food.
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Let me guess-- no answer.
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Oh, so she's giving me
- the silent treatment?
- Oh, no.
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This isn't silent.
This is time release.
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She'll bring up this slight
at Christmas,
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at her birthday,
your birthday,
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and just when you think
she's forgotten,
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it'll flare up again,
like a cold sore.
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She asked me to be honest.
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And you fell for it,
but we all do. Once.
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So that's it?
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There's nothing else I can do?
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Well, there is one thing.
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Since we know she
wants us to feel bad,
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we could stick it to her
by having a good time.
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- That does not sound healthy.
- Ah, we're way past healthy.
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Welcome to the family.
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[laughs]
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Is that PAC-MAN?
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[shouting]:
Is that PAC-MAN?
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No, it's a game
where I plant corn.
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Sounds boring.
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It is, until the corn grows.
[laughs]
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Then you got to harvest it.
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Listen, I'm glad
you came over.
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It's nice to know one
of my children cares.
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My Wi-Fi was down,
so it's a win-win.
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So, how's life?
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Why?
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I'm curious.
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Why?
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Can't a mother just
talk to her son?
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But why?
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Oh, go back
to your corn.
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I got to feed
the pigs first.
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This is ridiculous.
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[whirring]
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It's your turn.
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I know.
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Why are you thinking so much?
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You are going to lose.
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Said the snake
to the weasel.
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[groans softly]
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That is ayo! I win.
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You sneaky little devil.
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And you are also...
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a little devil.
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Oh, really?
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[doorbell rings]
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Hold that thought.
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I will hold
whatever you would like.
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[doorbell rings]
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DOTTIE:
Tunde, open the door!
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Dottie?
256
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,492
Buenas noches!
257
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,452
Who wants a margarita?
258
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:44,241
[piano music plays quietly]
Mmm. This is very nice.
259
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,243
You know, from this vintage,
260
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:48,811
I would have thought this would
have been too fruit-forward.
261
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:51,335
I love
that you were a sommelier.
262
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,207
Keep going.
263
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,819
This is a light,
264
00:12:56,863 --> 00:13:00,780
beautifully-balanced Beaujolais.
265
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:03,608
All that class,
and you married me.
266
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:06,176
I don't know
what I was thinking.
267
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,525
[laughs]
268
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,788
Have you decided?
269
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,093
Yes. I'll have
the lamb chop.
270
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,095
Nice choice. Salmon for me,
271
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,662
and instead of potatoes, could
I get the vegetable medley?
272
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,185
Of course.
273
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,622
We are not going
to switch meals halfway through,
274
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,537
if that is your plan.
275
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,713
I'm just trying
to eat healthier.
276
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:25,195
Mr. Wheeler,
are you trying to seduce me?
277
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,980
[chuckles]
No.
278
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,851
I mean, if it's working, yes.
279
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,635
[laughs]
But, uh,
280
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,376
it's time to make some changes.
281
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:35,553
Hmm. When did you decide this?
282
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,381
When I saw you
walking down the aisle.
283
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,035
- Oh.
- Before you,
I didn't...
284
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:42,125
I didn't think too far ahead.
285
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,866
What did you think about?
286
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,650
Mostly my next meal.
287
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,217
Sometimes the only thing
that got me through the day
288
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,176
was picturing a rib eye
and a baked potato.
289
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,222
That is very sad.
290
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,398
Well, back then, I didn't have
a lot to look forward to.
291
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,400
Now I do.
292
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:59,316
Are you saying
I'm your new rib eye?
293
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,492
Ooh, let's not get carried away.
294
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,146
You can be the baked potato.
295
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:06,236
I am the rib eye.[laughs]
296
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,325
Yes, you are.
297
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,414
And you are extremely rare.
298
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,851
Mm-hmm.
299
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,426
Did I win?
300
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,993
No.
301
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,516
But I got more
rocks than you.
302
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,693
Some of those are peanut M&Ms.
303
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:31,522
Ah, you caught me.
304
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,611
- Look at that, Tunde.
- Mm.
305
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,961
She cheats better
than you do.
306
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,877
You know I cheat?[scoffs]
307
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,530
Why didn't you
say anything?
308
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:42,098
Because you are so cute
when you win.
309
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,100
He does a little dance
in his seat.
310
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,275
Do the dance.
311
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,929
No.
312
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,714
For me, Babatunde.
313
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,065
- Okay, for you.
- Mm.
314
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,024
[laughs]
315
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,026
Oh.[laughs]
316
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:59,376
You two are
so adorable.
317
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,377
Thank you.
318
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:01,813
It reminds me
319
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,033
I'm gonna die alone.
320
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:08,211
Oh, Dottie,
you will not die alone.
321
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,213
It's way too late
to find somebody.
322
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,650
Yes, it is,
but now,
323
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,826
you are part
of a Nigerian family.
324
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:17,829
You will always
- be taken care of.
- Really?
325
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:20,136
I can be pretty annoying.
326
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,311
Yes, you can.
327
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,922
But you have
328
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,054
earned the right
to be as annoying as you want.
329
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,143
It is a perk of being old.
330
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,580
You can yell at grocery clerks,
331
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:33,889
or-or leave your turn signal on
and never turn.
332
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,762
Do not worry, Dottie.
333
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,416
You will always have
your family,
334
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,941
and you will always have us.
335
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,420
I will?
336
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,074
Yes.
337
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:48,948
And eventually, Olu and
I will also be invalids,
338
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:52,299
and move into Bob's house
to die alongside you.
339
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,477
I can't wait.
340
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,787
Mom, we're home!
341
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:05,007
And we brought you cheesecake.
342
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,618
Want an untouched
vegetable medley?
343
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,839
- No, thanks.
- How'd it go?
344
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:13,015
Great. Barely even saw her.
345
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,539
- She's not here.
- What?
346
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,888
I cannot find
her anywhere.
347
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,978
Where is she?
348
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,284
Why are you asking me?
349
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,721
Because you're the one who's
supposed to be watching her!
350
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:26,028
I'm sorry. I had a bad harvest.
351
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,725
She cannot be alone.
352
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,205
She's still very fragile.
353
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,467
There's no answer.
354
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,469
I'll try, too.
You know what?
355
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,471
We should go drive around.
She can't be far away.
356
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:37,170
I'll stay here
in case she comes back.
357
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,174
[sighs]
358
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,358
Hmm.
359
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,713
No. Ugh.
360
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,586
[phone dings repeatedly]
Will you look at that?
361
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,588
My phone's blowing up.
362
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:07,330
They must be sick
with worry.
363
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:10,203
[dinging]
Isn't it wonderful?
364
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,212
[whirring]
365
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,929
[groans]
366
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,681
[exhales]
367
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:12,221
Wait. You can walk?
368
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,005
You didn't see anything.
369
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,920
Yes, I did.
370
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,922
You can walk.
371
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:20,229
You tell anybody about this,
- you're dead.
- What do you mean?
372
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,492
- This is great.
- Not...
373
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:26,540
a... word!
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