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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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Nigeria will be good for you.
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I will miss you.
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You have the best
of both worlds.
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Six months with your father,
and six months with me.
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♪ Yeah, and if you tell me
say make I bend low ♪
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♪ I no go waste time,
but to do like so... ♪
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This is so much better
than my first wedding.
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Mine, too.
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[cheers and applause]
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["Olo Mi" by Tosin Martins
playing, lyrics in Yoruba]
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♪
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[music stops]
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BOB:
Did we just lose power?
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ABISHOLA:
Welcome to Nigeria, Bob.
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ALL:
Up Nepa!
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["Olo Mi" continues]
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♪
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Eh-eh! Why are we going
through downtown?
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Listen well well.
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You should be on I-94.
No wahala.
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What?
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Stick to 94.
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"Johnny Just-Come" over here.
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I see my country has
rubbed off on you.
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It's my new favorite place.
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It's where I married the love
of my life, and I found out
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I could wear the hell
out of a dashiki.
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It does suit you.
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You know, the wedding was
not how we planned it,
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- but it was still perfect.
- Mm.
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I think your dad liked me.
He even hugged me goodbye.
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That is one more hug
than I have ever gotten.
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Come on.
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My mother said,
when I was born,
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he shook my hand.
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[laughs]
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I am so tired, I just
want to go to sleep.
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The best part of every trip is
getting home to your own bed.
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My own bed.
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Nice and firm,
help out my back.
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So soft I can sink into it.
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My light cotton sheets.
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My heavy, weighted blanket.
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Like sleeping on a cloud.
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Like sleeping in a cozy grave.
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You know, we have our whole
lives to sleep together.
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What are you saying?
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Abishola, my wife, would you
do me the honor of sleeping
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in your own bed tonight
so that I can sleep in mine
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and spread out
like a starfish?
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Oh, I will.
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I love you so much.[chuckles]
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Eh-eh, two stops,
Uncle.
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Uncle?
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You want me to call you
something else? 'Cause I will.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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E karo, Auntie and Uncle.
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- Did you spend the night here?
- Yes.
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- Without Bob?
- Yes.
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What did you do?
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- Was there a fight?
- Did you hit him?
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No. Bob and I just wanted to
spend the night in our own beds.
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Oluwa mi o. What will
the neighbors say?
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The neighbors will not know.
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They will when she tells them.
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Am I supposed to talk
about the weather?
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My niece's marriage is
falling apart.
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Abishola,
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you understand that
we care about you very much.
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I do.
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So know this comes from
a place of love.
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Leave this apartment
and never come back.
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Do not make us spend money
on changing the locks.
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It is just one night.
Maybe two. I slept so soundly.
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Call the locksmith.
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There's the happy couple.
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- Welcome home.
- Thank you.
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I'll warn you,
it's a lot different
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knowing you can't leave.
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[laughs]
Where should I put this?
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Anywhere you want.
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Okay.
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- How come she gets a lamp?
- What?
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When you forced me to move in,
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I wasn't allowed to bring any
personal effects.
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You didn't let her
bring anything?
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I let her move into my home.
I built you a gym!
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I didn't ask for that
torture chamber.
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Your torture chamber
is one room.
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Mine was my whole childhood.
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Give it a rest, will ya?!
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Please stop fighting.
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- What do you mean?
- Yeah, we're just talking.
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I'll let you two settle in.
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Honey, I'm so happy you're here.
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So am I.
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If you need me,
I'll be in my cell.
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My yard time is up.
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I'm the one in prison.
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DOTTIE:
I'll see you at dinner!
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- We're having steak!
- Again?!
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Let's get you unpacked.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Here you go.
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"Welcome to
the Number Two Club"?
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Husband number two. Same as us.
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That is the card I signed?
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Yes. You got a dead husband
and a serious boyfriend.
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You're an honorary member.
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Do not put me in
your failure club.
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You two are divorced,
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while my dear husband was
tragically taken from me.
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"Dear husband"?
You hated him.
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But I suffered through it
to the end.
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Which is why I will be
going to heaven,
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while you both are... iffy.
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[scoffs] Well,
I'm happy for you.
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I am happy for me, too.
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I never thought I would
get married again.
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He wooed you with socks.
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What woman can resist that?
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And now we are building
a home together.
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Is there a prenup?
No.
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Then it really is your home.
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Doesn't get more domestic
than this, huh?
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Next we'll be getting a dog.
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We are not getting a dog.
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Never say never.
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Never.
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Here it is. This is
the couch I wanted.
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- Wow.
- I know.
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That's why we had to get here
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before someone else
snapped it up.
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Well, looks like
we beat the rush.
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Isn't it elegant?
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Sure.
That's one word for it.
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You have to move back.
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What do you think?
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I kinda feel like a toddler.
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You don't like it.
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No, it's not that
I don't like it.
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It's just maybe we could
look at something
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that's more
traditionally... sittable.
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Elegant.
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Stuck the landing!
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Hold on, what do we have here?
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Now, yours may be elegant,
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but this one has cupholders.
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I have always dreamt
of a couch like this.
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You know, when I was 23,
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I studied for a semester
in Morocco.
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- I didn't know that.
- Mm-hmm.
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I lived with two friends
over a café
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that had something similar.
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Okay, now,
somebody was thinkin'.
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Tell me more about that place.
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It was beautiful.
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The owners knew
I could not afford much,
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so they would let me sit with
one coffee for hours,
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just watching people.
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[chair vibrating]
Ah...
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Bob!
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Coffee, Morocco.
I'm listening.
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The holes were not in this
wall when you moved in.
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That is where I hung the
picture of you and Auntie.
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I see.
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You never smoked, painted or
had a cat in here, correct?
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Uncle, you know I did not.
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Uh-huh.
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This is for you.
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My recipe for
ogbono soup.
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Ah. You said you would only give
this to me on your deathbed.
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No, I said after death,
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I would tell it
to you in a dream.
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But I want you to have it now.
So that you and Bob
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can enjoy a family meal
in your new home.
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You and Uncle have been
such a blessing.
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I don't know what I'd have done
if you hadn't let
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Dele and I stay here.
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I cannot thank you enough.
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You do not have to.
We are your family.
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[chuckles]
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Here is your full
security deposit.
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Uncle, no... Eh...
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Let him do this.
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The wall damage
is superficial.
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And besides,
after I plaster over it,
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it will be like
you were never here.
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Thank you.
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You are a wonderful niece...
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and an even better tenant.
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All right, uh, let's
set it right there.
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Ah, this is a nice couch.
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I am sorry your wife is
making you get rid of it.
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Oh, no, she's not making me.
I wanted to shake things up.
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Oh, it was kind of her to
let you think it was your idea.
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It was my idea.
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Yes. And it was my idea
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to let my wife have both closets
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while I keep my clothes
under the stairs.
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Kofo, back me up here.
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I am sorry, Mr. Wheeler,
but I barely know anything
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about you and your wife.
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He is still upset we did not
get to attend your wedding.
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Again, I am sorry about that.
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No need to apologize.
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I am just one of your many
insignificant employees.
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Look, after we get the
place how we want it,
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we're gonna have a
little get-together
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for friends and family.
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Well, I hope your friends
and family
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have a wonderful time.
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No, you guys are invited.
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So just anyone can come.
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Listen, I want you two there.
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It'll be a
housewarming/wedding party
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for all the folks who couldn't
make it to Lagos.
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So a lot of people
could not make it?
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Well, there was you guys,
and Gloria,
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Abishola's nurse friend.
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So she was not invited either?
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I'm not gonna insult you
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by beating around
the bush; she was.
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Perhaps that is one bush
you should have beaten around.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Bob tapping glass]
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Abishola and I
want to thank you all
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for coming to celebrate
our wedding.
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Yes, we are so happy to share
this wonderful occasion
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in our beautiful home.
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We thought it was very important
to have a party here in Detroit,
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especially for those of you
who couldn't make it to Nigeria.
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- Or were not invited.
- You're here now!
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Please, eat, drink, and
above all, do not spill.
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- I'd like to say something.
- Sure.
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What the hell happened
to your house?
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You are being rude.
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- Why don't you mingle?
- I cannot.
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I am being swallowed
by this Moroccan monster.
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I will do it.
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Okay...
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Okay, we will mingle from here.
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Douglas, you gotta
take your shoes off.
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Didn't you see the sign
by the front door?
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I didn't think that meant me.
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Take 'em off. They're not
messing around.
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I had to roll
my wheels over a wet towel.
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Well, I think we
did a great job here.
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Oh, did "we"?
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Yeah, we went out
furniture shopping,
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got poufs, rugs,
the whole shebang. Together.
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I love it. I feel
like I'm in
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a bustling marketplace
in Marrakesh.
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That's exactly what
we were going for.
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Ugh. "We."
257
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:17,693
Where's the TV?
258
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,825
She removed it,
259
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,217
along with
Bob's testicles.
260
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:23,220
- Oh! Oh, hey, Bob.
- Hey, Bob.
261
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,527
- How's it going over here?
- Wonderful.
262
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,834
I love what you've
done with the place.
263
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,009
Very masculine.
264
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:30,662
I brought my swimsuit.
265
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,839
We gonna crank up that hot tub
a little later?
266
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,884
Gloria, it is a
cocktail party.
267
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:40,020
Oh, you're right, a few more
of these, who needs a suit?
268
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,109
[glass clinking]
269
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,154
I'd like to make a toast.
270
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,591
[indistinct chatter]
271
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,028
[glass clinking louder]
272
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,465
Everyone, I'd like
to make a toast.
273
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,728
[chatter continues]
274
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,208
Hello?
275
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,297
[chatter continues]
276
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:58,952
[sputters]
277
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,262
Get back to the party.
278
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:08,135
Dude, there's not even a TV
in there anymore. It's sad.
279
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,919
I told Abishola to
make the place her own,
280
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,529
and that's what she did.
281
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,183
The fact that you don't
know how sad it is
282
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,229
makes it even more sad.
283
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,100
It's a small change
in order for Abishola
284
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,145
to feel happy here.
285
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:19,363
She's excited, Douglas.
286
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:20,974
Do you ever see her excited?
287
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:23,672
Okay, what about you?
Do you like how it looks?
288
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,239
No, I hate it.
289
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,981
All the furniture is either
too small or too big.
290
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,765
Then why did you change it?
291
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,245
Because I love my wife.
292
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,855
Ugh.
293
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:35,162
Douglas, there are more
important things in life
294
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,599
than my happiness or my comfort.
295
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,470
Okay, what about my
happiness and comfort?
296
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:40,994
Where am I supposed to go
after a long day
297
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,952
to unwind and relax?
298
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,520
Your own house!
299
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:47,522
It may come to that.
300
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,482
So, is this your first
party in America?
301
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:52,962
Yes, it is.
302
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:56,531
Well, don't worry,
they are not all like this.
303
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,796
- Here you go, love.
- Oh, thank you.
304
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,190
Oh, we have not met.
I am Chukwuemeka.
305
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,366
This is Morenike,
a cousin of Abishola's
306
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,410
staying with her family.
307
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,021
It is wonderful to meet you.
308
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,457
You as well.
309
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,111
Are you a student?
Yes.
310
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,503
At Wayne State.
311
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,114
I went to Wayne State.
312
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,942
I am studying to become
a pharmacist.
313
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,118
[clears throat]
You are kidding.
314
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,293
I am a pharmacist.
315
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,947
It must be fate that we met.
316
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:23,688
Yes, what are the odds
you would meet
317
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:26,517
another failed doctor?
318
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:31,392
Oh, I think you're supposed to
use a coaster for the glasses.
319
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,526
No need.
320
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,313
This is a lovely party.
321
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:42,229
You don't get out much, do you?
322
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,927
Where is Bob?
Where is everybody?
323
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:49,323
Sweetheart, you know I love you,
but you threw a dud.
324
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:50,324
A dud?
325
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:51,803
No, don't listen to her.
326
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:54,371
I'm so proud of you
for doing this.
327
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,808
Usually you have
your walls up.
328
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:59,246
You know, fortress Abishola.
329
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:02,814
But today you let us
deep inside you.
330
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,773
And I like it.
331
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:11,388
Dud. D-U-D.
332
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,002
♪ That home out
on the range... ♪
333
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:18,743
I'd like to take you all on
a little trip to "La Grange."
334
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:21,181
Rest in peace, Dusty Hill.
335
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,661
Oh, here we go.
Now it's a party!
336
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:26,534
- Beer?
- Right here.
337
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,362
♪
338
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,973
♪ How, how, how, how BOB: ♪ How, how, how
339
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,888
♪ How, how, how!
340
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,629
Uh-oh.
341
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:38,372
[music stops]
Great party. I love what
you've done with the place.
342
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,200
I'm gonna go check the
temperature on the hot tub.
343
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,811
Have mercy on him.
344
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,121
I'm sorry.
345
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,907
Hey. Talk to me.
346
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,735
This party is a disaster.
347
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,084
No, it isn't.
348
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:57,217
Yes, it is.
Everybody hates everything.
349
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,740
I thought Auntie
would like the new chair.
350
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,089
It's her favorite color.
351
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,525
What makes you think
she doesn't?
352
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:04,224
She said,
"I do not like that chair."
353
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:07,140
- Well, do you like it?
- Yes.
354
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:10,882
Well, then sorry, Auntie,
the chair stays.
355
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:14,625
It is not just Auntie.
I threw a dud.
356
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,801
Maybe I am the dud.
357
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:21,023
Okay, first of all,
you didn't throw a dud.
358
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,590
We threw a dud.
359
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,461
You don't get to take
all the credit.
360
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:28,683
You are right.
- The party was your idea.
- There you go.
361
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,119
What's the point
in being married
362
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,426
if you can't blame stuff
on your spouse?
363
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,863
Forget about the party.
364
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:37,039
When you walk in
the living room,
365
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,172
does it feel like
our home?
366
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,609
Yes.
367
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,350
Then that's all that matters.
368
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,309
I do want to
change one thing.
369
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,094
What's that?
370
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,574
I think we need a TV
in the living room.
371
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:53,273
I love you so much.
372
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,971
There you are!
373
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,582
Abishola needs to change me
for the hot tub.
374
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:09,115
There she is, the Eighth
Wonder of the World.
375
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:11,378
Mr. Wheeler,
we cannot accept this.
376
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,989
No, no. Come on. Seriously.
I want you to have this.
377
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,818
You guys looked after the
company for me while I was gone,
378
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:19,299
and you deserve to be rewarded
for your efforts.
379
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,083
Go ahead, try it out.
380
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:25,479
Oh, my.
381
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:28,177
It's like a cloud is
embracing me from below.
382
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,311
Furniture like this
helps me to understand
383
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,139
how Americans have
become so lazy.
384
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:37,186
Who would get up from this
to go to work?
385
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,188
Right? Now check this out.
386
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:42,061
[vibrating]
BOTH: Oh...
387
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,019
[sighs]:
Ah...
388
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,543
[voice vibrating]:
God bless America.
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