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Previously
onBob Hearts Abishola...
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Ooh, steamy, huh?
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It is Africa, Bob.
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So, what's the plan?
Settle in, shower,
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get Dele, take another shower?
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We're going straight to Dele.
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[exhales]
Just trying to do you a favor,
but okay.
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- Where's my son?
- He's in his room.
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Dele?
DELE:
You'll never
take me alive!
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[groans]
Dele!
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[door opens]
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Mom?
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Dele is thriving in Lagos.
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Here he will attend
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the best school
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and be around people
who share his culture.
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But he won't have you.
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I've always done
what's best for him.
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I cannot let this be
the one time I do not.
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[excited shouts]
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Tunde! Hey!
How long has it been!
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- Come in!
- Too long!
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Come inside!
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Eh-eh."Eh-eh" what?
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We have not had a
formal introduction
between you and my family.
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Until then, you cannot
step foot in this house.
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[overlapping chatter]
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Mmm. This is delicious.
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What do they call it?
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Guinness.
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They have everything
over here.
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Domino's Pizza, KFC, cars.
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What, did you think we ate bugs
and rode buffaloes?
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Hey, Black Panther just
came out-- I'm still learning.
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Look at Abishola's
hot cousin.
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You think he needs
a green card?
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He owns three
pharmacies in Atlanta.
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But does he need
a green card?
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Mom, you're drinking?
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Lighten up, honey.
It's a wedding.
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This isn't the wedding.
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Then what the hell
am I doing here?
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I told you,
it's the introduction ceremony.
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As the elder
of our family,
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it's your job to give a speech
on my behalf.
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Well, that's fine.
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Beer makes me chatty.
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If everyone could please take
their seats?
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Mr. Bob Wheeler,
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what brings you before
the members of my family today?
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Uh, as is custom,
I am here to have my family
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- meet yours.
- You have brought
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an elder with you.
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Please have them introduce you
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and explain why our families
should be joined together.
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FYI, she's fresh off a stroke.
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[whispers]:
I'm just lowering the bar.
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Help me.
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E kasan,
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Mr. and Mrs.
Odegbami.
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I am Dorothy Wheeler,
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and I am proud to say
that I'm Bob's mother.
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He is a kind
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and caring man,
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and he has always taken care
of his family.
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And I know he'll move
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heaven and earth
to take care of your daughter.
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Obafemi,
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Ebunoluwa,
we are honored
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to be guests in your home.
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Bow me!
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[clears throat]
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Thanks, Ma.
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EBUNOLUWA:
And next,
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we will hear
from Mr. Bob Wheeler.
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Good luck following that.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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We have so many blessings
to be thankful for.
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My beautiful daughter.
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She has made me
so proud
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by giving me a grandson
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and also by becoming
a world-class heart surgeon.
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She doesn't know
you're a nurse?
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Oh, she knows.
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And now she is marrying Bob,
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millionaire businessman,
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with a sock company bigger
than Nike and Adidas combined.
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Isn't that right, Bob?
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- Yes, Mum.
- Mm.
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It feels like just yesterday
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when I introduced Bob
to Abishola.
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[scoffs]
Which was
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after I looked
into his prospects
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and investigated
his business dealings.
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It is amazing you did
all that from here
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while I was the one in America.
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Yes, it is amazing.
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I am amazing.
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E kaasan, Uncle.
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Oh.
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[sighs]
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Speak.
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Mr. Odegbami, it's
an honor to meet you.
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I promise to provide your
daughter with a wonderful life.
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One where each moment
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is filled with joy,
love and fun.
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But not too much fun.
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I mean, we'll work a lot.
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We'll barely see each other,
really.
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One bag of salt,
one bottle of pure honey,
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41 kilos of yam,
one kilogram kola nuts...
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Is this a grocery list?
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Bride price.
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Cheaper than my first wife.
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[chuckles]
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Bow and go!
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Bowango.
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Bow and go.
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Oh.
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Granny and Auntie
are arguing
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about which one of them
named me.
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I named you.
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That's what I said,
but they said I wasn't born yet,
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what do I know?
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Nigeria will be good for you.
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I do feel different here.
I don't know what it is.
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You are happy.
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I will miss you.
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You have the best
of both worlds.
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Six months with your father
and six months with me.
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And you can
always come home.
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Always.
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Unless you take drugs.
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Or fail a test.
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Look who just wowed
an older gentleman
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and got
- the bride price list.
- Ah.
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Such an antiquated
and sexist tradition.
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So I shouldn't do it?
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Of course you should.
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It's tradition.
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It will be an honor.
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I'm just worried
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I won't have time
to write my vows.
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Nigerian weddings
do not have vows.
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Well, that makes sense.
I mean, why bother telling
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the whole world
how much I love you
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when the yams and nuts
speak for themselves?
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Yeah, one kilogram of your
best kola nuts, please.
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- Of course, sir.
- Ah.
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I got this.
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- You don't have to do that.
- You're my big brother,
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my best friend--
the least I could do
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is help you purchase your wife
from her father.
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Thanks, pal.
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[groans]
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These taste like ass.
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Well, keep chewing.
Maybe it gets better.
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No, still ass.
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[laughs]
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[computer rings]
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Hello, Mr. Wheeler.
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E kasan from Lagos.
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E kasan.
How is everything going?
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It's going great.
We wish you were here.
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We wish we were invited.
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It feels so strange that you
are there and we are here
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running your sock business.
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You once said you could
not get married without us,
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and yet you are.
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As if socks are more important
than friendship.
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Totally!
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Hey, listen, have you guys
ever heard of eja osan?
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Oh, it is a very delicious
and expensive fish.
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We're in Balogun Market.
Do they have it here?
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You are in Balogun?
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I used to go there
with my grandmother.
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Oh, she's sick now.
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It would have been nice
to see her one last time.
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We're by the suitcases.
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Is it by the suitcases?
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[oohing and aahing]
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You look beautiful, Mummy.
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It's great,
Auntie Ebunoluwa.
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Thank you.
I told Bimpe
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I wanted enough crystals
to blind my enemies.
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BIMPE:
I will bring
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the rest of the dresses.
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I'll be able to cha-cha
down the aisle
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by the time she gets back.
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For each of you, I had
Bimpe make an iro and buba,
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a wrap skirt
with a matching blouse
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adorned with jewels,
just like mine.
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Mm-hmm. It's the traditional
Yoruba attire that we wear
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for weddings and funerals.
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And if done right,
you will look so good,
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even the dead person
will be jealous.
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[laughter]
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[oohing and aahing]
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How does it look?
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Ah. Absolutely stunning,
Auntie Olu.
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Gorgeous.
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It's just like
Auntie Ebun's.
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But better.
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Yes, you do look beautiful
in that dress.
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Thank you, sister.
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I will wear it.
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What?
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I am the mother
of the bride.
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It is only right that
I have the best dress.
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CHRISTINA:
Other than the bride,
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of course.
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No!
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Take off your dress
and give it to me.
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But the dress is mine.
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Abishola,
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there seems to be
some confusion.
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Could you remind us
who your mother is?
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You are.
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And?
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And the function of a wedding
is to honor our elders.
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Especially the mother.
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I will go change.
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I will try my dress on later.
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[drumming rhythm of "Let's Go"
by the Routers]
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Let's go!
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- Let's go!
- Let's go!
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What is going on?
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An udu drum? That
is not on the list.
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Oh, we got all the stuff.
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Now we're just going
for extra credit.
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You're not getting "stuff."
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You are acknowledging
our traditions.
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Every item
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has a deeper meaning.
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I'm sure we can make up
something for the drum.
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Do you know why
you're getting yams?
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Because they're
on the list.
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Because they represent how
you will provide for your wife.
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A skinny yam
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means a starving wife.
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Is this the finest
yam in the market?
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I don't know. I just grabbed it.
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You "just grabbed it."
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Bob.
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This is aboutshowing
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Abishola's father what
kind of man you are.
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A man who takes his time to
find the best of the best.
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I'll get fatter yams!
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No. No.
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No!
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The only thing you got
right are these kola nuts.
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Hey, I got those.
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Well done.
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Happy to help.
You see, Bob,
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all her father wants to know
is that she's safe
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and taken care of.
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Listen to your brother.
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Thank you all
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for coming to help celebrate
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this wonderful woman.
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I have always
wanted to have
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a sister,
and now my dream has come true.
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I love you, Abishola.
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You don't have to say it back.
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00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,910
Kemi, your turn.
266
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,695
Yeah, Abishola knows
what I think of her.
267
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,652
I do.
268
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:22,916
Okay, then.
269
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,395
Mom?
270
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:27,442
I already talked
at the not-wedding.
271
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:30,532
I guess you'll make
your next toast at my wedding.
272
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,621
Sure.
273
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,190
Auntie Ebunoluwa?
Auntie Olu?
274
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:39,019
I'm not sure
I'm allowed to speak.
275
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:41,282
Perhaps you do not have
much to say.
276
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,545
Oh, I have plenty of things
to say.
277
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:44,415
- ABISHOLA:
- Eh-eh,
278
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,548
I will speak.
279
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,028
Christina,
280
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,551
thank you for putting
281
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:50,726
all of this together.
282
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,989
Oh. I love you, Abishola.
283
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,864
Again, you don't have
to say it back.
284
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,083
Mummy,
285
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,606
thank you for everything
you have done for me.
286
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:02,782
I appreciate
your support,
287
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,784
even when I make what you call
288
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,090
"stupid" decisions.
289
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,309
And, Auntie,
290
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,050
if not for you,
291
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,660
I would never have opened
the door
292
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,009
and let Bob into my life.
293
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:14,663
I still can't believe
294
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,621
that you and Uncle followed him
295
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,493
and sat outside his house
all night.
296
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,190
[laughter]
297
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:23,150
We had to make sure
he was not a serial killer.
298
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:27,241
All of this would have been
impossible without you.
299
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:30,331
You are like the daughter
I never had.
300
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,899
Because she is
my daughter that I had.
301
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,902
Ah. You are both
very important to me now.
302
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,860
But I am more important.
303
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,688
Buckle up, ladies.
304
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,385
AUNTIE OLU:
I was the one
305
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,605
who took care of her when
her husband abandoned her.
306
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:46,129
I was there for the first
20 years of her life.
307
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:47,870
And I am there for her now!
308
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,265
I was the one who pushed her
out of my body!
309
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,441
And I was the one
310
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:57,271
who fed her goat milk
because your breasts were dry![pounds table]
311
00:13:57,314 --> 00:14:01,492
Eh-eh! If my breasts are dry,
your womb is a desert!
312
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:06,280
It's nice not being the
embarrassing family for once.
313
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:07,672
Right?
314
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,806
You have always
been jealous of me!
315
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,722
...Abishola's mother!
- Abishola's mother!
- Shame on you!
316
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:23,645
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Odegbami family
317
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:25,299
are here to celebrate
318
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,779
the joining,
the union of their family
319
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,259
with the Bob Wheelers.
320
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:31,044
All the way
321
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:35,048
from the most beautiful city
in the United States...
322
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,137
Detroit, Michigan.
323
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,487
Ah-ah, put your hands together
324
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,968
for Bob Wheeler
and the Bob Wheeler
325
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:42,969
family!
326
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,058
♪
327
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:48,148
[clapping to rhythm
of lively music]
328
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,854
[music fading]
329
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,334
Bob Wheeler,
330
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,684
why have you come here today?
331
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:05,469
Uh, to marry
the beautiful Abishola.
332
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,689
Eh, but, you know,
333
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:10,561
one does not just come
and marry a Yoruba woman.
334
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,128
[panting]:
Way ahead of you.
335
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:18,613
As a sign of respect
to her family,
336
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,615
we prostrate at your feet.
337
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,096
Get off.
338
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:31,278
[applause]
That is my boy.
339
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:36,544
You were right.
340
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,766
♪ Bring out the bride o!
341
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,291
[whooping]♪ Yeah
342
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,469
♪ Yeah
343
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,126
♪ Baby Fresh on the beat
344
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,476
♪ And it's killing them
all, of course ♪
345
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,043
♪ It's killing them all,
of course ♪
346
00:15:57,086 --> 00:16:00,176
♪ Make we scatter
this place tonight ♪
347
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:04,267
[others cheering]♪ Dance and sweatin'
like say na fight ♪
348
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:09,838
♪ We must to settle
this thing tonight, yeah ♪
349
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,972
♪ Come let us catch
some feelings for night, eh ♪
350
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:16,540
♪ And if you tell me say make,
I bend low ♪
351
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,281
♪ Bend low, bend low
352
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:21,632
♪ I no go waste time
but to do like so... ♪
353
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,765
This is so much better
than my first wedding.
354
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:26,028
[laughs]:
Mine, too.
355
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,769
[cheering]
356
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:31,468
♪ This loving loving
no be chop and go, eh ♪
357
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,861
♪ Na because of...
358
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,473
How are you enjoying
359
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,258
my daughter's wedding?
360
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,694
Mummy.
361
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:40,695
My sister...
362
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:46,266
You have done
a wonderful job.
363
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:47,310
I know.
364
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,138
And you were right,
365
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,053
the dress is
magnificent on you.
366
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,881
Thank you.
367
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:56,189
Excuse me. More people need
to see how good I look.
368
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,628
Thank you, Auntie.
369
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,630
She can have you
for today.
370
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:05,633
I get you for all the others.
371
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:08,375
♪
372
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,334
Gloria, isn't this wonderful?
373
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:12,988
I'm so sorry
you couldn't be here
374
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,642
to see how beautiful I look.
375
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,557
You mean your breasts look.
376
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,211
Yes.
377
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,560
Do me a favor,
378
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,431
point the camera
toward your face.
379
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:24,086
Gettin' a virtual motorboat.
[blabbers]
380
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,827
Fine.
381
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:29,352
I got to say, this is the way
to go to a wedding.
382
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:32,051
It must be nice to not have
to wear uncomfortable shoes.
383
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,139
Uncomfortable shoes?
384
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:35,184
Hell, I ain't wearing pants.
385
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,230
[Kemi chuckles]
386
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,019
Your Yoruba is very good.
387
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,499
Thank you.
388
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,327
I'm Christina, Bob's sister.
389
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:50,243
I am Dapo,
Abishola's second cousin.
390
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,158
Second cousin?
391
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,247
Hmm. So it wouldn't be weird
392
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:57,250
if we got married
and made beautiful babies.
393
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,427
Excuse me.
394
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:04,126
I'll convert to any religion.
395
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,173
I mean,
maybe I'd do better over here.
396
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:10,567
Get myself a little stall
in the market, sell fabrics.
397
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,439
Seems like a nice life.
398
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:16,182
Douglas, are you under the
influence of drugs or alcohol?
399
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,357
Yes!
400
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,185
And yes!
401
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,056
We also have been drinking.
402
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,145
We had a glass
of Mr. Wheeler's nice whiskey
403
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:26,061
- to toast him on his special day.
- And it was so good,
404
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,194
we had to have several more.
405
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,370
GOODWIN:
Do not be disappointed.
406
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:31,719
We are off the clock.
407
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,200
To Mr. Wheeler!
408
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,636
Love you guys.
409
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,899
I still can't believe
you didn't come.
410
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:40,815
Again, we were not invited.
411
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:46,081
["Olo Mi" by Tosin Martins
playing, lyrics in Yoruba]
412
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,477
Bob Wheeler,
413
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:54,307
sometimes we do not know
what we need in our lives
414
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,917
until it's there.
415
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,659
I did not know
I needed laughter.
416
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:03,142
I did not know I needed
your kindness and love.
417
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,405
I promise to pray for you
418
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:08,495
and love you always.
419
00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:11,019
Thank you.
420
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,413
Kind of sounded like vows.
421
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:16,111
Yes, husband.
Now, where are mine?
422
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,288
Husband.
Boy, I like the sound of that.
423
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:23,031
Abishola, from the
moment I met you,
424
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:26,426
you've been pushing me to be
a better version of myself.
425
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,167
You took care of my heart,
426
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,431
and I promise you I will
take care of yours.
427
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:34,216
I will spend every day
making sure you are safe,
428
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,131
happy and loved.
429
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,481
♪
430
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,226
[music stops]
431
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,272
BOB:
Did we just lose power?
432
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,230
ABISHOLA:
Welcome to Nigeria, Bob.
433
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:52,147
ALL:
Up Nepa!
434
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,193
["Olo Mi" continues]
435
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:07,467
["Olo Mi" continues]
436
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:13,516
♪
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