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Previously
onBob Hearts Abishola...
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Hello?
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E karo, Abishola.
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We need to talk about Dele's
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travel arrangements.
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I think it's best if Dele stays
in Nigeria with me.
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You would have him miss
his own mother's wedding?
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Actually...
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I was talking
about more than a wedding.
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I think he should stay here
for the foreseeable future.
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Put Dele on!
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I know this is hard to hear,
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but this is where he belongs.
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Tayo!
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Put my son on the phone
right now!
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Hold on.
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What's going on?
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He's trying to keep Dele
in Nigeria.
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- For the wedding?
- Forever.
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Oluwa mi o.
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Hey.
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We're gonna
bring Dele home.
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Yes. We are.
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I don't want you to worry.
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Olu and I will be there
to fight for you.
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Isn't that right, Olu?
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Shh! I'm watching The Avengers.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Ooh, steamy, huh?
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It is Africa, Bob.
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So, what's the plan?
Settle in, shower, get Dele?
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Take another shower?
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We are going straight to Dele.
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I was trying to do you
a favor, but okay.
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Bob, did you perhaps
pack a scarf
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or a concealing hat
you could wear?
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Uncle, it's 105
degrees in here.
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It's taking all my
willpower to keep pants on.
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It is too late, he has already
caught the eye of the guard.
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Because I'm not
wearing a scarf?
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Because you are
the only white person here.
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They're profiling me.
Well, I guess it's only fair
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I get a taste
of it for once.
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Oh, no, your white privilege
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is still accepted
here in Nigeria.
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Like a Platinum Card.
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Sir, please step
out of line.
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No problem, okay.
All right.
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Bob Wheeler.
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Open the bag, sir.
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Tunde, do something.
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Uh, sir, I can vouch
for this man.
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Okay, then you can
also open your bag.
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Young man,
I am Nigerian.
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I know what
this is all about.
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I will not be bribing
my way into my own country.
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In fact, I was born
in this very building.
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My mother's
water broke exactly
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in the spot you are
standing now.
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Is that so?
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Because this airport
was built in 1979.
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Open your case.
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Just for the record, I think
you're doing a bang-up job.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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I cannot believe you!
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Nigerians never pay
the airport bribe.
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You didn't pay it, I did.
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But I was with you.
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Now I am a sucker
by proxy.
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[groans] Where's Auntie?
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Getting transportation
for her and Uncle.
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Wait, we aren't going together?
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We have to stop and pick up
gifts for our relatives.
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Didn't you send Dele with, like,
four suitcases worth of stuff?
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Yes, but if a child
brought four,
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imagine what is
expected of us.
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[horn honking]
AUNTIE OLU: Tunde?
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We will meet you
at your mother's house.
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Go!
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Welcome to Lagos, Bob!
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Go!
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You know, even just
a Wet Wipe would be great.
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["Tumbum" by Yemi Alade playing]
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How you doing today?
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Wonderful. God don
butter my bread.
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Yeah, we're feeling pretty
buttered back here, too.
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I'm Bob.
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Welcome to Nigeria, Bob.
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I am Ade.
Anything you two need, call me.
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Day, night, anytime.
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Oh...
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Thank you, we'll be fine.
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♪
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It's all so beautiful.
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- ADE:
- It is.
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You must take time
to explore our city.
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But listen well well.
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Never go by yourself.
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And trust nobody.
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Except you, right?
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Have you heard nothing I said?
Nobody!
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Hey, madame,
watch out for him.
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I am aware of
his weaknesses.
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Hey, I'm not helpless.
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I've traveled the world before.
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But if your kidnappers
hear you speak Mandarin,
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they will double
your ransom.
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If our projections
hold true,
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we have
a real opportunity here.
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So I am recommending
increased production
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of the Colorful Compression line
for quarter four.
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[overlapping chatter]
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What an exciting strategy,
Goodwin!
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Does anyone want
to split an everything?
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Oh, I do.
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I have already
"split everything"
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into easily readable diagrams.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
we're just...
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we're a little preoccupied
thinking about Bob and Abishola.
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And sweet little Dele.
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We're eating our feelings.
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Perhaps the best thing
we can do for Mr. Wheeler
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is keep the company
afloat while he's away.
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That makes sense.
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Okay, so everyone turn
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to page five to discuss
our new tax strategy.
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As you can see,
we are deferring our income.
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Are those capers
or raisins?
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Oh, capers.[gasps] Gimme!
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[groans]
I do not like capers.
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- Why not?
- Too salty.
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That is the point of a caper!
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["Johnny" by Yemi Alade playing]
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I will start
on the immediate family.
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You handle cousins,
neighbors,
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and the cousin's
neighbors.
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Look at these poor souls.
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They have no idea
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the master negotiator,
Tunde the Unblinking
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walks amongst them.
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We do not have time
to play your games.
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It's too late.
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The game has already begun.
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[scoffs]
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[American accent]:
Howdy-doo, I'm Brad Anderson.
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Good afternoon,
Mr. Brad Anderson.
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Yeah, I-I'm a bit confused.
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- May-Maybe you can help me.
- Of course.
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Well, back home in Des Moines,
Iowa, at our local mall,
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well, they put little
price tags on everything.
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I-I don't see any price tags.
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[chuckles]
How does this work?
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It's very simple, sir.
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You tell me what you want
and I tell you the price.
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Ah, well, it seems
that you could set different
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prices for different people.
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Ah, only the best for you,
Mr. Brad.
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Awesome!
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How much are those headphones?
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For you,
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my honored American friend,
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just 90,000 naira.
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That is a price
I would happily pay.
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Uh-oh.
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Mr. Brad?
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No. I have fooled you.
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You are in the presence
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of Tunde... the Unblinking.
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This is some spread.
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Does the gentleman you are
having problems with work here?
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He owns it.
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All of it?
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We will wait until nightfall,
hop over the wall,
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find Dele, and make our escape.
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You know I will do anything
in my power to help you.
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"Hopping" is not
in my power.
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We will do whatever it takes.
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Tayo will not stop us
from finding Dele.
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Oh, hang on.
We're being waved in.
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Are we still waiting
for nightfall, madame?
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Just drive.
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Where is my son?
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Kaasan, Abishola, Bob.
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Where is Dele?!
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He is in his room.
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I heard you landed,
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so I had my staff prepare
some food.
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How'd you know
we landed?
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Welcome to Nigeria, Bob.
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This way.
DELE:
Get off me!
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- Dele?
- You'll never take me alive!
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[groans]
Dele!
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[door opens]
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Mom?
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BOTH:
E kaasan, Ma.
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Ewa, Bola?
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Go to your rooms.
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[girls giggle]
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Cute kids.
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But that does not excuse
anything you've done.
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Are you okay?
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You look skinny.
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Has he let you outside
of this room?
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Ah-ah, did you think
I was keeping him prisoner?
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Yes.
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Hey, Bob.
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Come here, buddy-- I missed ya.
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Me, too.
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Okay, get your things.
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We need to discuss this.
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Did you discuss it with me
before you decided to keep him?
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I am sorry.
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I was wrong.
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What?
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I should not have made
the decision
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to keep him on my own.
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You have no idea
what you put me through.
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Then let us not make
any more mistakes.
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We will sit, eat,
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have a conversation,
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and if you still feel
the same way afterwards,
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I will help you pack his bags.
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How did he know we landed?
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No, I'm fine,
you-you don't have--
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I don't want to--
Okay, you're doing it.
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Yeah, you're right, it's nice.
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Can I offer you
anything to drink?
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I am not here
for refreshments.
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Yeah, we're here for Dele.
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And a lemon-flavored
sparkling water if you have it.
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You have every reason
to be upset with me.
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I know I do.
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It has been wonderful
having Dele here.
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And as you saw,
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his sisters idolize him.
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Eh, they can idolize
him over Skype!
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But he has reconnected
with his family,
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with his culture.
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Fine.
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When I shout at him in Detroit,
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I will do it in Yoruba.
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I was only thinking
of his future.
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If Dele's going to be a doctor,
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he needs to be
in the best schools.
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You think I do not know that?
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She knows that.
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Well, he has been accepted
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into the
British International School.
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That is impossible.
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For most people.
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But I made a phone call,
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and he was allowed
to take the entrance exam.
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And of course he passed.
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It is a testament to the work
you have done raising him.
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I have to think about this.
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May I use the bathroom, please?
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Yes. Down the hall.
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Third door on your left.
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Excuse me.
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It was a nice try.
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What do you mean?
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This.
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Your big, fancy house,
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all that talk
about Dele's future.
265
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,998
All I want to do is provide
266
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,739
a good life for my son.
267
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,872
Yeah, well,
Abishola's already doing that.
268
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:41,744
Are you telling me
schools in Detroit are better?
269
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,836
I-I don't have that data
in front of me,
270
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,012
but, hey, let's look it up
on my cell phone.
271
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:51,014
Uh, what's the Wi-Fi password?
272
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,450
One, two, three, four.
273
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,017
Uh, you crazy millennials
274
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,410
and your complicated passwords.
275
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,499
Here, you put it in. Here.
276
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,857
Abishola has Dele![all cheering]
277
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,032
Thank God.
278
00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:10,860
Because she has kidnapped him.
279
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,383
NURSES:
Ooh... What?
280
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,037
Head for the Ghanaian border.
281
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,604
You're sending her to Ghana?
282
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,040
I have a former lover there.
Long story.
283
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,433
Good story.
284
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,304
You will have
to take a boat
285
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,263
to bypass Benin and Togo.
286
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,612
Can't she just fly home?
287
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,745
Have you been a fugitive before?
288
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,790
- No.
- Then stop talking.
289
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:30,880
Your mother's house?
That is the first place
290
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,055
he will look for you.
291
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,753
The border, Abishola!
292
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,711
Head for the border!
293
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:39,149
[indistinct chatter]
294
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,895
[chickens clucking]
295
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,418
Did you get everything?
296
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:48,463
Yes.
297
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,247
At the prices I wanted.
298
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,945
Then what is wrong?
299
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:55,339
Nobody would play with me.
300
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,603
They would just pull up
the price on Amazon
301
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,431
to show me the deal
I was getting.
302
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,824
I know the deal
303
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,783
I was getting!
304
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,393
It is not the same market
305
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,264
it was 20 years ago.
306
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:10,441
What is the world coming to
when no one will argue over
307
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:13,270
the price of a refurbished
Sony Discman?
308
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,450
Was this the
plan all along?
309
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,322
Distract me
so you can steal my son?
310
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,628
"Plan"? We basically
hopped on a plane.
311
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:26,327
You'll notice I'm not exactly
dressed for the weather.
312
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,591
[cell phone ringing]
313
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,114
Hello?
314
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,813
WOMAN: May I speak
to Mr. Tayo Adebambo?
315
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:34,857
Speaking.
316
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,032
This is the American Embassy.
317
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,817
We have some questions
318
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:40,297
regarding your recent
visit to the United States.
319
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,083
Excuse me, who
am I speaking to?
320
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:47,087
My name is Jennifer Aniston.
321
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,523
Good name.
322
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,351
Mrs. Aniston,
is it possible
323
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:52,832
that we reschedule
for another day?
324
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,398
No! It has to be right now!
325
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,748
You have to come
to our office in Abuja.
326
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,925
But Abuja is
11 hours away.
327
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,274
Can you tell me
328
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,189
- what this is regarding?
- Um...
329
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,669
Why are you arguing
with the American Embassy?
330
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:07,759
Get yourself to Abuja
and leave Abishola alone!
331
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,243
Sounds legit to me.
332
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,379
Abishola!
333
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,163
Open the door!
Calm down.
334
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,643
I will not calm down.
335
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,863
- She has my son.
- All right, fair enough.
336
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,779
- Hey, how do I look?
- What?
337
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,042
Well, I'm about to meet
my future mother-in-law.
338
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,217
I want to look presentable.
339
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:35,570
Eh.
340
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,355
E kaale, Ma.
341
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,574
E kaale, Tayo.
342
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,184
E kaale, Ma.
343
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,359
E kaale, Bob.
344
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,274
May I speak to Abishola?
345
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,710
No.
346
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,277
This is my house,
you may speak to me.
347
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,105
And what a lovely home
it is.
348
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,324
Shh!
349
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,152
Your daughter has stolen my son
350
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,762
and she's going to take him
back to America.
351
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,111
I know this.
352
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,243
You told me yourself
you're happy
353
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,897
to Dele back in Nigeria.
354
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,029
- I did.
- So can I please come in?
355
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,596
No. Even though I agree
356
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,728
Dele should stay here,
I have to stand by
357
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,775
my daughter's stupid
and selfish decisions.
358
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:09,517
Oh, you and my mom are
gonna get along just fine.
359
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:13,434
[shouting, clamoring]
360
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,306
Tunde, hey!
361
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,134
- How long has it been? Come in!
- Too long.
362
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,919
Come inside! Eh-eh.
363
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,398
"Eh-eh" what?
364
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:22,791
We have not had
a formal introduction
365
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:23,923
between you and my family.
366
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,315
Until then,
367
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,622
you cannot step foot
in this house.
368
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,323
Aren't we a fine pair?
369
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,545
Hey, want to get
something to eat?
370
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,634
[grunts]
371
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,467
This is not
what I wanted.
372
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,948
Really? You and me
tooling around Lagos?
373
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,298
That's not
what you had in mind?
374
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,910
The first time I held
Dele in my arms,
375
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,434
I knew it was my mission to
teach him and provide for him.
376
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,523
And then you left.
377
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,830
Because I could not
support him in America.
378
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,310
But with Dele here,
379
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:05,225
I was finally able
to be the father
380
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,443
I've always wanted to be.
381
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:08,968
He's a great kid.
382
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,405
Yes. He is.
383
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,800
I wanted to have this
discussion with Abishola,
384
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,238
but you know how
hardheaded she is.
385
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,630
[chuckles]
Yeah.
386
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:20,805
She is immoveable.
387
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,285
Like Olumo Rock.
388
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,374
It was a 15-hour flight.
389
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:25,897
I read a couple guidebooks.
390
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:30,119
But, honestly, that's the reason
I fell in love with her.
391
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,339
Me, too.
392
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,605
Thanks for the ride.
I'm... glad
393
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,302
we're finally getting
the chance to talk.
394
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:42,001
Perhaps now you understand
how much I care.
395
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,655
I do.
396
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,048
And why I will
not allow you
397
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,746
or anyone to leave
Nigeria with my son.
398
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:51,488
Ah, we were doing so good here
and now you ruined it.
399
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,013
[phone ringing]
400
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,710
It's a work call.
401
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,668
Hey, not a good time.
402
00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:00,323
Dele is thriving in Lagos.
403
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,499
The way he was playing
with his sisters...
404
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,501
I've never seen him so happy.
405
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:07,417
How can I take that away?
406
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,810
What are you saying?
407
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,465
Here he will attend
the best school,
408
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,597
and be around people
who share his culture.
409
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,557
But he won't have you.
410
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,430
I have always done
what's best for him.
411
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:24,086
I cannot let this be
the one time I do not.
412
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,872
You're amazing.
413
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,309
I love you very much.
414
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,267
We'll talk later tonight, okay?
415
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,055
You are awfully close
to your employees.
416
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,621
You're damn right
I am.
417
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,933
Abishola and Bob are
getting married in Nigeria!
418
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,804
[cheering, clamoring]
419
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,980
Because Dele is not coming home!
420
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:51,592
[confused noises]
Huh? What?
421
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,122
Now hold on.
422
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,558
We are guests
in this country,
423
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,734
and I would like
to be treated as such.
424
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:06,781
I will not be shaken down!
425
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:09,044
Madame, there is no
need to make a scene.
426
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,393
I agree.
427
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:13,353
Nobody's smuggling
anything here.
428
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,659
Hey.
429
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,096
Okay, okay, guys, just-just
430
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,054
let me handle this, okay?
431
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,678
[speaking Yoruba]
432
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,202
CHRISTINA:
Oh, Kemi, hey!
433
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,855
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