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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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You are going
-to Nigeria this summer.
-I am?
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It does not matter how things
are with your father and me.
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This trip
will be good for you.
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That is what matters.
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Thank you, Mum.
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And I will never be against you.
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When you get back,
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you have to help me
learn this dance
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that Gloria knows.
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You want me to help you dance?
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Ah. Dele does not think I
know how to dance, either.
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[laughter]
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That's because you cannot.
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Ah-ah-ah. You are
laughing at your mother.
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No, I'm just happy
to see you happy.
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Aw. And I am happy
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that you are happy
that I am happy.
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Oh, I love you, Dele.
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I miss you
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very much.
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I love you, too, Mum.
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I'm glad Mum is having
a good time.
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Maybe too good a time.
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How about next June? Who
doesn't love a June wedding?
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People who are applying
to medical school.
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So, no June.
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No June.
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How about September 23?
You know what that day is,
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-don't you?
-What?
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It's the anniversary
of my big heart attack.
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You've had
small heart attacks?
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Don't worry about it.
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Why would we want
to get married on a day
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-you almost died?
-Because it's also
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the day we met and you
swept me off my gurney.
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So what do you think?
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No.
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Okay.
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I'm still gonna
be celebrating.
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-What about October?
-Mm, no good.
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I got the International
Undergarment Expo in Shanghai.
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And since the Chinese
government won't allow Douglas
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in Shanghai, we can't
get married there.
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Why can't Douglas
go to Shanghai?
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Don't worry about it.
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All right, so
basically it's either
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two years from now
or... [chuckles]
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I got an opening
in three weeks.
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That works for me.
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What works for you?
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-Three weeks.
-Wait, are you serious?
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I mean, it's not ideal... But we'll figure it out.
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I don't know how
we'll get everyone here.
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But we'll figure it out.
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I also have to tell... Ah-ah.
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But we'll figure it out.
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We're getting married.
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[laughs softly]
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So, honeymoon.
Okay.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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So, are you looking forward
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to coming home early
for the wedding?
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I am, but have you talked
to Dad about it?
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Eh, I emailed him
that we need to talk about
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you coming home early
and he wrote back "Okay,"
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so he's okay.
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Ah-ah, is something wrong?
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He didn't seem too happy
about it.
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It does not matter
if he's happy or sad.
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You are my son,
and you will be at my wedding.
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-Is that Dele?
-Dele, Bob is here.
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Hi, Bob.
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Hey, pal, how's it going?
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Good.
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Listen, there's something
I want to ask you.
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I was hoping
you'd do me the honor
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of being my best man.
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Uh, I will. Thank you, Bob.
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Okay, you got
to hand me the ring,
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make a little speech,
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talk me down
if I have a panic attack.
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Okay, Bob.
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I'm sorry,
I should probably get going.
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All right. We'll see you
in a couple weeks.
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Okay. Goodbye.
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ABISHOLA:
Goodbye, Dele.
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Did he seem okay to you?
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Well, he didn't laugh
at my panic attack joke,
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but neither did you,
so maybe it's genetic.
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Well, maybe we did not laugh
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because mental illness
is not funny.
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Well, not when you put it
like that.
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I just hope his father
doesn't make this
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more difficult
than it needs to be.
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Well, maybe Tayo is
feeling left out.
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We should invite him and his
second wife to the wedding.
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Second wives
aren't funny, either?
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I am learning a lot today.
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More tea, Pastor?
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Please.
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It is an honor to have
such an esteemed man of God
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-in our home.
-Ah...
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I am just his
humble servant.
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More like handsome servant.
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You know, of God.
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Bob and I would like to
be married at the church.
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Wonderful. That is a blessing.
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Amen.
Ah. Indeed it is.
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We can start the premarital
counseling next month.
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Actually, we're kind
of in a time crunch.
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God willing, we would love to
be married in three weeks.
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So soon?
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Yeah, the long engagement
isn't an option for us.
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I see.
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No, you don't see.
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I am not pregnant.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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You thought
we were pregnant?
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It's either that
or you were dying.
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Are you dying?
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No!
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Oh, thank goodness.
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We are busy. He
runs a business
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and I'm studying
to become a doctor.
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At your age?
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So she's young enough
to get pregnant
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but too old to be a doctor?
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Uh, what Bob is trying
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to say is,
of course she is too old.
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I am sorry,
but there are customs in place.
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Premarital counseling,
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attending Sunday service
for six months...
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But Abishola goes to
church every week.
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Yes, she does.
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Again, busy people.
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The church is also busy.
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The sanctuary
may not be available.
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We've been
renting it out
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to generate extra income.
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I see.
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The study room
needs painting,
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there are books to buy,
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so many projects
needed for the children.
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Say no more.
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Bob, what are you doing?
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I'm helping the children.
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I cannot take your check.
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Oh, sorry.
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But God does accept Venmo.
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Get with the times, Bob.
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ABISHOLA:
Thank you, everyone,
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for getting together
on short notice.
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Mummy, can you hear okay?
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EBUNOLUWA:
I can hear perfectly fine.
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How old do you think I am?
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[chuckles]
This is exciting.
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It's like when the
Avengers assemble.
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Have you not seen
those movies?
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You are in for a treat.
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KEMI:
Okay.
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Listen up, ladies,
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we need a reception venue,
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flowers, food and a DJ
who understands
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he is not the star of the show.
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I am.
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Since there is not much time,
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I thought I could buy
my wedding dress here.
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Oh, yeah, uh, Abishola and I
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have been going through,
uh, some of the ones
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that I had picked out
for my imaginary wedding.
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That's nice.
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I'm sorry,
remind me of your name.
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Oh, hi. I'm Christina,
Bob's sister.
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Yeah-- it-it's so nice
to meet you.
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You as well.
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Is Olu there?
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I am here.
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Could you please tell
that woman to butt out?
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Christina... Yeah, I heard.
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Mummy, I know you wanted
Bimpe to make the dress,
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but it is not fair to rush her.
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Bimpe has assured me
that she will get it done.
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But I've already found a couple
that I like here in Detroit.
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I can show you.
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Olu?
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Bimpe will make the dress.
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Wow.
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I thought my mom was stubborn.
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Ah-ah, who said that?
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Uh, it was Christina.
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No reason for both of us
to be in trouble.
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Hi there, uh, me again.
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Look, we all trust...
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Bimpe.
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My concern is with the
international shipping company.
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I will bring the dress with me.
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Well, what if, God forbid,
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something happens
with your flight?
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Olu?
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If my sister or the dress
cannot be there,
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there will be no wedding.
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Uh, I'm with Olu and laptop.
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I think the more authentic,
the better.
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I'm going full African.
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You are going to wear
traditional Yoruba clothing?
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Oh, yeah. I'm gonna
deck out the wheelchair
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in seashells
and kente cloth,
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and wear one of those
big wraparound hats like Olu.
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Mom,
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that is offensive.
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Why?
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Very nice, cousin.
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I am never taking this off.
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[laughs]
You look sharp, too, Tunde.
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Ah, I do.
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I really do.
[chuckles]
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What do we think?
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Splendid.
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The black sets off
your pale oatmeal skin.
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You're like a handsome ghost.
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Boo.
[chuckles]
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BOB:
Listen fellas, while
we're all here...
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You guys have done so much
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for me and Abishola,
I wanted to do
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a little something
to show my appreciation.
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-Aw, you shouldn't have.
-No way.
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Okay.
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Tunde,
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your love and your loyalty
has meant the world to me.
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Through all the
ups and downs,
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I felt you were
always on my team.
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Team Bob.
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I'll never get tired
of hearing that.
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Thank you.
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Goodwin, you gave me advice
every step of the way.
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Not all of it good, but
it was always from the heart.
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I was happy to look out for you,
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like keeping a baby away
from electric outlets.
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Kofo...
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You may not know
a lot about women,
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but you know a hell of a lot
about friendship.
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Without you,
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I wouldn't be standing here.
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I actually know
quite a bit about women,
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but you are welcome.
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What's up?
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Huh?
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Where's mine?
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What do you mean?
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Oh, look at that.
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You got 'em all watches?
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Well, without their help,
I wouldn't be marrying Abishola.
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I helped, too.
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You told me not
to pursue the relationship.
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You made fun of me
for even thinking about it.
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Somebody has to poke holes in it
and see if it floats.
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Poking holes sinks things.
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You're my brother, I love you.
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A watch isn't gonna change that.
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But it would've proved it.
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Beautiful watch, Bob. What...
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00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:39,421
What are we talking,
$800, $900?
264
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:40,988
$900. You nailed it.
265
00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:42,859
Well, I factored in
that you would overpay
266
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,556
by at least $200.
267
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:49,257
Okay, give me
the cash equivalent.
268
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:52,521
-You don't need the cash.
-It's the spirit
in which it's given.
269
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,784
Look, I'm sorry I didn't
get you a watch, okay?
270
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,699
It's fine.
271
00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,135
Oh, by the way, maybe you
should ask one of your special
272
00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:00,181
watch friends
to be your best man.
273
00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,966
Actually, I already asked...
274
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,664
Oh, my God!
275
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:12,454
Okay, so, this one
is from Louisa's Bakery.
276
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:15,500
It's a simple vanilla sponge
with white chocolate mousse
277
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,328
-and a raspberry drizzle.
-Mmm.
278
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,287
Delicious.
279
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,767
EBUNOLUWA:
It is too sweet.
280
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,812
Uh, Mummy, how would you know?
281
00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:25,075
If he likes it that much,
it has to be sweet.
282
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:28,035
It is a little sweet.
283
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:30,820
Okay, let her watch
you eat the chocolate cake.
284
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,430
All right.
285
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:39,002
Okay, Mummy Ebun,
what did I think of this one?
286
00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:42,702
You like it because it is cake,
but it does not wow you.
287
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,706
It's like she's in my mouth.
288
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,317
Mummy, did you get
the plane tickets?
289
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:53,147
I did. First-class, very nice.
290
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,714
I figured you wouldn't come
if you didn't get
291
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,672
the extra leg room.
292
00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,328
Ah, the man knows mother-in-laws
as well as cakes.
293
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,156
You should have
Dele's ticket as well.
294
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:03,766
Have you spoken
to him or Tayo?
295
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,159
No. Have you not talked to them?
296
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,334
I did,
297
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,031
but it has been a few days.
298
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:09,946
Well, I don't have time
to chase your son
299
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,513
and his father around town.
300
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,167
I am busy planning a wedding.
301
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,168
I'm sure it's fine.
302
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,822
Oh, are you?
303
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,084
Is Tayo in your mouth as well?
304
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,999
Hey.
305
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,174
Could we hurry this up, please?
306
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,175
What about the one
307
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,176
furthest on the left?
308
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,525
Oh, that's the red velvet.
309
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:26,310
[gasps]
Oh! I love red velvet.
310
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:27,834
That will be the cake.
311
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,184
Don't you want Bob
to taste it first?
312
00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,229
No need. I can tell by the way
he is looking at it.
313
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:35,624
She's not wrong.
314
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:40,194
♪ It's all right, all right...
315
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:43,588
Welcome, gentlemen,
to a grown man's bachelor party.
316
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:46,722
Good food, great Scotch
and fine cigars.
317
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,551
Jalapeño poppers
and pigs in a blanket?
318
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:52,380
Tonight we eat like kings.
319
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,861
I can only eat like a king
until 9:00,
320
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,950
otherwise I get acid reflux.
321
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,082
Got you covered.
We got an assortment of antacids
322
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,692
right next to the humidor.
323
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:02,869
Am I allowed to have a cigar?
324
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,871
Or are those just for
the strangers you barely know?
325
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,568
They're for everybody.
326
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:09,484
Not the Cuban.
That one's for Tunde.
327
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,400
You are too kind.
328
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,750
Mr. Wheeler,
we also have something for you.
329
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,186
Aw, thanks guys.
330
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,319
Great. More gifts
for people who aren't me.
331
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:23,237
A pocket square,
handsewn of aso oke,
332
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,021
a coveted fabric
native to our tribe.
333
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,806
When worn in the same color
334
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,590
and pattern, it
symbolizes unity
335
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,332
and family.
336
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,507
My brother.
337
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,422
I love it. Thank you.
338
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:37,860
And this is a bottle of ogogoro,
339
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,601
fermented palm wine.
340
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:42,256
It is Nigeria's
strongest liquor.
341
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,257
♪ Got to let you know, girl...
342
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,780
It is said
343
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,782
that if a man can share
a whole bottle
344
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,740
with those
he considers brothers,
345
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,351
he is ready for marriage.
346
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:53,136
Seriously, guys,
this is amazing.
347
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,703
♪ To play...
348
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:56,705
Just to be clear,
Bob already has a brother.
349
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:57,880
I know it's confusing
350
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,099
because he doesn't act like it.
351
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,883
Can I talk to you for a minute?
352
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,842
Sure, but you'll have to let me
know when a minute's up,
353
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,713
because I don't have a watch.
354
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,804
Oh, I remember many nights
drinking this rocket fuel.
355
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,153
GOODWIN:
I don't remember
356
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:13,113
any of them.[laughter]
357
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,984
Look, I should have got you
a watch, okay? I'm sorry.
358
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:17,030
No, you shouldn't have,
'cause you clearly
359
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,640
didn't think I deserved one.
360
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,947
I didn't think you needed one,
but I was wrong.
361
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,644
I was very, very wrong.
362
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,124
No, you weren't.
363
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,474
Those guys earned their watches.
364
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,824
You said so in your
heartfelt little speeches.
365
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,870
Speeches? I was just talking.
366
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,828
Well, it was beautiful.
367
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,396
You're an important part
of this, too.
368
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:36,658
Yeah, right.
369
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:37,964
Hey, I'm serious.
370
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,617
After my first marriage blew up,
371
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,968
whose couch did I sleep on
for three weeks?
372
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,970
Mine.
373
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,406
And who pulled me up
off that couch,
374
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,060
looked me in the eye and said,
375
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,976
"You smell gross, dude.
You got to do something."
376
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,543
Me.
You.
377
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,719
You got me back out there.
378
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,156
You laid the groundwork.
379
00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:59,072
Without you,
there is no Abishola.
380
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,596
Hmm.
381
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,250
I hear what you're
saying, man.
382
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,687
I did deserve a watch.
383
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:08,559
-How about a hug?
-I'll take it.
384
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,518
Just make sure those guys see.
385
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:13,173
Thanks for everything, Douglas!
386
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:16,785
I'm your brother,
you don't have to thank me.
387
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:17,960
[doorbell rings]
388
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,962
I'll get it.
389
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,269
And just so you know,
you're in my will.
390
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,401
When I die,
you get all my watches.
391
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,751
I don't want to think
-about you dying.
-All right.
392
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,797
But how many watches
are we talking about?
393
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,974
That is Mr. Wheeler.
Mr. Wheeler, this is...
394
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,149
Destiny.
395
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,368
Ms. Destiny.
396
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,587
Douglas, I said no strippers.
397
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,894
I was pissed off, I didn't know
we were gonna bond.
398
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,374
Hi, Destiny. How's your mom?
399
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,028
Eh.
Ah.
400
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,030
Look, I'm sorry you had
to come all the way out here.
401
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:46,293
Bob, please,
tell me you are not about
402
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:48,599
to turn away
a guest in your home.
403
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:52,255
Ms. Destiny, come, sit.
404
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:57,347
We have food, we have drink,
we have antacids.
405
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,440
Thank you.
406
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,442
Tunde, why is there glitter
on your pants?
407
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,229
Um, w-we...
408
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:13,146
we were doing arts and crafts
at Bob's bachelor party.
409
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,409
Oh, did the stripper
help you?
410
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,585
[phone ringing]
Ah.
411
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,761
Who... wh-whose
phone is that?
412
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:23,069
Uh, someone get the phone.
413
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,505
It's Tayo.
414
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,248
Hello?
415
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,598
E karo, Abishola. How are you?
416
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,339
I am good.
417
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,341
We need to talk about
Dele's travel arrangements.
418
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,038
Yes, we do.
419
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,825
I think it's best if Dele
stays in Nigeria with me.
420
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,479
Uh...
421
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,438
You would have him miss
his own mother's wedding?
422
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,048
Actually,
423
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,050
I was talking about
more than the wedding.
424
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,531
I think he should stay here
for the foreseeable future.
425
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,272
What?
426
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,970
Abishola, he wants to stay here.
427
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,626
I know people, I can get him
in the best schools in Lagos.
428
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,541
Put Dele on.
429
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,978
I know this is hard to hear,
but this is where he belongs.
430
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,242
Tayo, put my son
on the phone right now.
431
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,853
Hold on.
432
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,117
What's going on?
433
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,857
He is trying to keep
Dele in Nigeria.
434
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,468
-For the wedding?
-Forever.
435
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:15,817
Oluwa mi o.
436
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:16,818
Mum?
437
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:19,603
Dele, answer me honestly.
438
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,997
Your father thinks
you should stay in Nigeria.
439
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,781
Is this something you want?
440
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,482
Dad says it's for the best.
441
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:32,442
But is it what he wants
or what you want?
442
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,010
Dele?
443
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,534
You heard him. He wants to stay.
444
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:40,015
You have no right to do this.
445
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,365
Ah-ah. No right?
I am his father.
446
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,106
This is what is best for Dele.
447
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,021
-Tayo, please.
-We will talk
448
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,154
more about this when
you have calmed down. Goodbye.
449
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,939
[exhales]
What did he say?
450
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:01,123
[crying softly]
451
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:04,039
BOB [whispers]:
It's okay. It's okay.
452
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,267
I'm so sorry we had
to postpone the wedding.
453
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,746
Are you kidding?
454
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,705
There can't be a wedding
without my best man.
455
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,620
Hey.
456
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,056
We're gonna
bring Dele home.
457
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,276
Yes. We are.
458
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,887
I don't want you to worry.
459
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,368
Olu and I will be there
to fight for you.
460
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:29,891
Isn't that right, Olu?
461
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,937
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