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[indistinct chatter]
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["Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm
Yours" by Stevie Wonder playing]
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♪
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♪ Ah, hey
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♪ Oh, yeah, baby
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♪ Like a fool,
I went and stayed too long ♪
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♪ Now I'm wondering
if your love's still strong ♪
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♪ Ooh, baby
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♪ Here I am
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♪ Signed, sealed, delivered
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♪ I'm yours
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♪ Mmm
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♪ Then that time
I went and said goodbye ♪
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♪ Now I'm back
and not ashamed to cry ♪
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♪ Ooh, baby, here I am
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♪ Signed, sealed, delivered,
I'm yours ♪
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♪ Ah
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♪ Here I am, baby
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♪ Oh, oh
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♪ Signed, sealed...♪Where are you?
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-Driving in.
-DOTTIE:
Too bad.
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You're missing
Norma Rae: The Musical.
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Oh, yeah. Now that Douglas
is on the floor,
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he's trying to spice Mondays up
for everybody.
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Spice 'em up?
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They just had two days off.
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What do they need spice for?
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Come on, it's good for morale.
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And that matters because...?
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The employees
might actually enjoy working?
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"Enjoy working"?
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When did you become a communist?
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I love you, Mom. Good talk.
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♪ Ooh, baby, here I am
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♪ Signed, sealed, delivered,
I'm yours ♪
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♪ Ah
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♪ Here I am, baby, whoa, oh
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♪ Signed, sealed, delivered♪ You got my future
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♪ In your hands, baby ♪ I'm yours, ah♪
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♪ Ah
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♪ Here I am, baby, ah
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♪ Signed, sealed, delivered♪ You got my future
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♪ In your hands, baby, yeah ♪ I'm yours, ah♪
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♪ I've done
a lot of foolish things. ♪
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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This is ridiculous.
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We shouldn't have
to wait in line.
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Everybody has to wait.
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Well, not everybody
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is sleeping with
the pharmacist.
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You don't know that.
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That is not funny.
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I'm sorry, but you have used
all three of your refills.
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Okay, I can explain.
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Okay, see where it says to take
two pills every six hours?
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I may have flipped that.
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I think I know her.
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Are you sure?
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Blonde, brunette, these
white women all look alike.
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Christina?
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Oh, Abishola. Oh, my God.
What are you doing here?
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We are waiting for
the line to move.
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Hello, my darling.
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Hello, my sweet puff-puff.
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What's going on?
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This Boy Scout here
won't refill my prescription.
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Paroxetine.
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Why are you
on antianxiety medication?
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For situations
exactly like this.
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You shouldn't be
on these types of drugs
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for extended periods of time.
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Come with me.
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We'll find you a nice herbal tea
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that will do the same thing
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without making you behave
like a crazy person.
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A tea can do that?
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I also have a problem that
requires a natural remedy.
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Nancy, I'll take a ten-minute... Uh-uh.
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35-minute break.
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These numbers
can't be right.
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I have checked them
three times.
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Monday has gone
from our slowest day
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to our most productive.
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-Because of the dancing?
-Yes.
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I have tried to fight it,
Mr. Wheeler,
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but even I
find the rhythms intoxicating.
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Why are Wednesday's
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numbers so good? Are you guys
bringing in a mariachi band?
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No, that would be silly.
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Wednesday is
"Douglas versus the forklift."
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Let's hear it.
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Douglas claimed if we
harnessed him like a plow horse,
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he could pull
more boxes in one trip
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than the small forklift
could in three.
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Your classic
moron versus machine.
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He always loses,
but the forklift driver
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has become 60% more productive.
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Wow.
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Up until now, his best idea
has been faking colitis
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so he could nap in the bathroom.
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He has really become
a valuable part of the company.
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Your mother was very wise to
send him to the warehouse floor.
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Mr. Wheeler?
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Sorry. Douglas is valuable
and my mother is wise.
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It's hard
to wrap my head around.
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Oh.
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It does fornicate
with one's mind.
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Thank you for giving me
a ride home.
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Oh, it's the
least I can do.
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It's nice to have
a family member
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who helps when
I'm in crisis
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instead of recording it
and putting it on TikTok.
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Oh. That's awful.
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Hmm. Google "skinny lady
yells at museum guard."
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Your mother
already showed it to me.
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Hey, uh, thanks for letting
me use the restroom.
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I'll-I'll only be a second.
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Oh, no, you won't.
By walking through this door,
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you are a guest of the family,
and you cannot leave
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until they have decided
that they have fed you enough.
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So, I'm their hostage?
[chuckles]
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Yes.
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Uh, Uncle? You remember
-Bob's sister, Christina.
-Oh.
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Lovely to see you again,
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-Christina.
-Great to see you, too.
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Olu, we have guests
for dinner!
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Oh, no, I just need
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to use the... Abishola,
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you didn't tell us
you were bringing company.
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No, I...Tunde,
go change your shirt.
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Oh, I am sorry you had
to see me in these rags.
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-What? No, you look great.
-I will fix you some foo-foo.
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-No.
-Abishola, come.
Help me defrost the goat.
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CHRISTINA:
That sounds nice,
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but I don't really need
any goat.[door closes]
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I just need to use the bathroom!
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[knock on door]
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-You wanted to see me?
-Come on in. Sit down.
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[exhales]
Look,
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have I been screwing around
at work? Sure.
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Have I been high
at work? Sure.
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But I've been at work, Bob.
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You're not in trouble.
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In fact, it's the opposite.
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You're in trouble?
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No, no one's in trouble.
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Douglas, I-I know
you don't hear this very often
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or ever,
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but you're doing great.
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At?
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Work. Your job.
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At MaxDot?
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Yeah, at MaxDot.
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I'm serious. People
are looking up to you.
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You're inspiring them.
You're motivating them.
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How?
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With the dancing, the fun,
the forklift race.
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Someday I'm gonna win.
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[chuckles]
I'm sure you will.
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Look, I-I know
you were angry
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when Mom put you
down on the floor,
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but you've made the best of it.
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[scoffs]
By dicking around?
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By dicking around.
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Morale has never
been higher,
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and it shows
in our productivity.
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-Wow.
-So,
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in light of this, you're being
rewarded for your good work.
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As of today,
you are Douglas Wheeler,
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Manager of Employee Relations.
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I don't know what to say
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other than
can I think of a cooler title?
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Knock yourself out.
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Well, I guess that makes me
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your new Wizard of Fun. No.
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Fun Wizard.
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I'll order the business cards.
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[chuckles]
I'm proud of you, Douglas.
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And Mom?
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She is, too.
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She said that?
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She texted it.
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I will take it.
[chuckles] Thanks, Bob.
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[chuckles]
Just so you know,
I won't let you down.
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I know, buddy.
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Hey, guys, I'm not fired!
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He made me a wizard!
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Good job, buddy.
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Oh, Barbara.
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There you go.
Compliments of the Fun Wizard.
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Jerry, what's your
poison? Blue or red?
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-Blue.
-Boom.
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Thanks, Douglas.[chuckles]
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Goodwin,
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last one's got your name on it.
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Thank you.
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They're five each.
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-What?
-High five each.
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You drive a hard bargain.
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[both chuckle]
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I know this is
my family's business,
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but for the first time,
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I feel like
I'm really contributing.
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You are a leader of men.
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Yeah, I kind of am.
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My advice-- when the
ulcers come, embrace them.
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Ulcers?
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With responsibility
comes stress,
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with stress comes ulcers,
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with ulcers comes the bloody
stools of a job well done.
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More tea?
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Oh, yes, please.
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Thank you so much, Olu.
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Please, call me "Auntie."
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Of course, Auntie,
'cause we're family.
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[both laughing]
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Because we're Nigerian.
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Even the plumber
calls me "Uncle Tunde."
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My plumber doesn't
even know my name.
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And he's seen me naked.
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Mm. I love
your necklace.
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It was my grandmother's.
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My family say
I carry her spirit.
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Oh.
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Nigerians believe
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that our souls have lived
many lives.
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I believe that, too.
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Well, I always
thought the lessons
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from our past lives help
guide us in the present.
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Beautifully put.
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[sing-songy]:
Somebody is a poet.[laughs]
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Not since the
seventeenth century.
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[phone ringing]
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Excuse me.
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Tunde was a boy king in Egypt.
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That is why
I love the musical Cats.
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Oh.
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It's fine, Bob.
Don't worry.
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Is she right next to you?
Just say the word "chamomile,"
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and I'll come get her.
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No, really.
Everyone's getting along.
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Christina is telling us
about her past lives.
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Ha, ha!
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What's so funny about that?
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You buy into that crap?
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Hello?
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I have to go.
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So, are we on for dinner?
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Hello?
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I'll have dinner with you,
Bobby Socks.
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Mom, are you listening in
on my calls?
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When the line lights up,
what am I supposed to do?
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Hey, guys!
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Looks like the Gatorade break
led to a lot of bathroom breaks,
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which puts us way
behind schedule.
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So in order to catch up...
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[RuPaul's "Supermodel" playing]
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...I think we all need to...
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Wait for it.
261
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,324
Here it comes.
262
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,631
♪ You better work, cover girl
263
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,764
♪ Work it, girl,
give us a twirl ♪
264
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:20,984
♪ Do your thing
on the runway ♪
265
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:23,117
♪ Work, supermodel work...
266
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,640
Come on, everybody!
267
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,294
Seriously,
268
00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:29,036
we all need to step it up.
269
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,386
Maybe you can pick
a different song.
270
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:34,302
I learned the choreography
to this song,
271
00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:35,738
so this is what
we're dancing to.
272
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,262
♪ Work, turn to the left
273
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,351
♪ Work, now turn to the right
274
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:44,791
♪ Work, sachey chantey
275
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,662
♪ It don't matter
what you wear ♪
276
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,404
♪ They're checking out your...
277
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,149
[clears throat]
I feel so regal.
278
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,499
You look like
Queen Nefertiti.
279
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,544
Oh, if only.
280
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,198
She was a lovely girl,
281
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:04,419
but a real chariot chaser,
if you know what I mean.
282
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:07,988
[clears throat]
283
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,337
Are you okay?
284
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,469
By chance... [clears throat]
285
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:14,777
...were there any peanuts
in these delicious cookies?
286
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,387
How did you know?
287
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,781
They are my
secret ingredient.
288
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,740
Wonderful. [clears throat]
289
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:24,004
Uncle, could you please hand me
my purse as quickly as possible?
290
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,657
Ah. What's going on?
291
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,225
Oh, I don't want
to be a party pooper,
292
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:30,880
but I may be going
into anaphylactic shock.
293
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,055
Let me help you.
294
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,143
Oh, no. I've
poisoned you.
295
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:35,015
It's not your fault.
296
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:37,844
I should have asked if there
were peanuts in the cookies.
297
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,759
Here's the EpiPen.
298
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:42,544
My throat's closing.
[clears throat] Please hurry.
299
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:45,416
[wheezes]
So, how did you two meet?
300
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,072
Are you feeling better?
301
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,857
A little lightheaded.
302
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:53,337
But surrounded by love.
303
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:54,774
Uncle, help me
get her to the car.
304
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,776
I'm going to take her
to the hospital.
305
00:12:56,819 --> 00:13:01,737
So, was it like a party,
or did your families set you up?
306
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,441
What are you doing?
307
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:11,703
Worrying.
308
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,140
About?
309
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:16,099
Other people, Bob.
310
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,753
Okay.
311
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,494
Look at this.
312
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,061
Kara's selling homemade soap
313
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,889
so her son can go
to sleepaway camp.
314
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,542
Yeah, I bought a couple
of bricks.
315
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,980
The oatmeal really sloughs off
the dead skin.
316
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:30,200
And Jerry-- he had
to take out a second mortgage
317
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,767
to pay his mom's medical bills.
318
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,074
That's terrible. I didn't know.
319
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,423
Why would you?
You're not down there
320
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,512
with the people like I am.
321
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,906
Douglas, I hate to tell you
this, but times are tough.
322
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,603
Everyone's struggling.
323
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:44,954
I liked it better
when I didn't know that.
324
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:47,914
Yeah, well, heavy is the head
that wears the wizard hat.
325
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,438
[groans]
With all this stress,
326
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:53,006
how are you not
a 600-pound alcoholic?
327
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:56,183
I'm not as far from either
of those things as I'd like.
328
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:59,577
But I think it's good to feel
a little bit of the stress.
329
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,318
It keeps things
in perspective
330
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:05,496
and reminds us we have
to look after each other.
331
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:08,891
Damn it.
Now I got to buy soap.
332
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,284
[phone alarm rings]
333
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:13,287
Well, break's over.
334
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,942
Ah! That's why
they call it a break room,
335
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:20,642
because it's where you go
to take a break from work.
336
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,558
Huh.
337
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:30,826
We were having
such a good time.
338
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,741
And I messed it all up.
339
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,134
You did not.
340
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,483
It's so embarrassing.
341
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,050
Nonsense.
342
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,790
It will give Auntie
something exciting
343
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:39,966
to tell her friends at church.
344
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,706
Just know
when she does,
345
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,360
you will have been dead,
346
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,972
and she heroically
brought you back to life.
347
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:49,149
I always do this.
348
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,499
I ruin everything.
349
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,849
It's not your fault
you have allergies.
350
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:57,244
Oh, it's not just
the allergies.
351
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,681
If it wasn't that, I would
have said something stupid
352
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,075
and ruined it some other way.
353
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,859
You know, Christina,
354
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,992
you are really not as
unpleasant as you think you are.
355
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:09,082
You're just saying that
'cause I still might die.
356
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:13,651
I'm saying that
because I understand.
357
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:16,089
I also struggle to
connect with people.
358
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,439
'Cause you care too much?
359
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,397
'Cause I do not care enough.
360
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,445
You try too hard,
I do not try.
361
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,925
Maybe that's why
we like each other.
362
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,971
We do?
363
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,452
We do.
364
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:40,287
I know this might
sound kind of sad, but...
365
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:44,117
today was one
of the best days of my life.
366
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:49,687
Well, this life.
367
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,258
DOTTIE:
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
368
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,130
Yup.
369
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,393
It's 8:00. What the heck
is he still doing here?
370
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:02,613
He let everybody go early
for the company bowling team.
371
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,312
Since when do we have
a company bowling team?
372
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,488
Since our Fun Wizard made it so.
373
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,751
Unbelievable.
374
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:13,102
You know, if he keeps this up,
he may be taking your job.
375
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:15,322
Don't give me hope.
376
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:26,594
Happy Tuesday, everyone!
377
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,988
We got a big shipment
going out this afternoon,
378
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,468
and I know
you guys work up a sweat,
379
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:34,036
so I got a real treat for you.
380
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,038
Gatorade?
Soap!
381
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,431
[all groaning]
382
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,607
Come on, guys.
Kara's right here.
383
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,565
There's no way
I'm taking this all home.
384
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,350
♪ Doh♪
385
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:47,528
♪ Doh-doh-doh,
doh-doh-doh, doh, doh♪
386
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:51,793
♪ Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh,
doh, doh♪
387
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:54,926
♪ Doh-doh-doh,
doh-doh-doh, doh, doh♪
388
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:58,191
♪ Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh♪ Ow...
389
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,801
♪ This hit, that ice cold
390
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,151
♪ Michelle Pfeiffer,
that white gold ♪
391
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,458
♪ This one,
for them hood girls ♪
392
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,286
♪ Them good girls,
straight masterpieces ♪
393
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:10,507
♪ Stylin', wildin',
living it up in the city ♪
394
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,466
♪ Got Chucks on
with Saint Laurent ♪
395
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,120
♪ Got to kiss myself,
I'm so pretty ♪
396
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,992
♪ I'm too hot ♪ Hot damn♪
397
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,125
♪ Call the police
and the fireman ♪
398
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,344
♪ I'm too hot ♪ Hot damn♪
399
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,346
♪ Make a dragon want
to retire, man ♪
400
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,131
♪ I'm too hot ♪ Hot damn♪
401
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,176
♪ Say my name,
you know who I am ♪
402
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,483
♪ I'm too hot ♪ Hot damn♪
403
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,833
♪ And my band 'bout that money,
break it down ♪
404
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,140
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah ♪ Wooh♪
405
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:35,967
♪ Girls hit
your hallelujah ♪ Wooh♪
406
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,144
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah ♪ Wooh♪
407
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,102
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk
gon' give it to you ♪ Wooh♪
408
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,104
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gon'
give it to you♪
409
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,193
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gon'
give it to you ♪
410
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,326
♪ Saturday night,
and we in the spot ♪
411
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,371
♪ Don't believe me,
just watch, oh! ♪
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