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Previously
onBob Hearts Abishola...
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Your husband is coming
to America.
What?
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That's a nice dress.
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Tayo will like it.
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It's not for him.
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I just grabbed any old thing
from the closet.
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Well, your old thing has
a tag from Nordstrom's.
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I did not want him to come here.
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Ah, a father
must see his son.
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Would you rather they eat
at the Home of the Whopper?
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E kaabo, Dad.
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Look at you. [chuckles]
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You are a man now.
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Abishola, you look beautiful.
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This dress is old.
I look the same.
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Whatever your side of the
story is, you've been gone
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for eight years.
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She's with me now.
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She's moved on.
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I will be taking her
back to Nigeria.
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It is time for you
to move on.
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This chin chin
is terrible today.
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And yet you eat them as if
they are going to run away.
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Ah. Terrible chin chin
is still chin chin.
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I see you are enjoying
my daughter's cooking, Uncle.
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Oh, yes, like they were made
with God's fingers.
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Great service,
Pastor.
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You really gave Satan
a run for his money.
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Thank you, Bob.
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Yeah, the way you jump around,
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sweating, screaming at people.
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It's like
if Jesus taught a spin class.
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I accept
your blasphemous compliment.
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Uh, listen, uh, can I
talk to you for a second?
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Of course.
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I don't know if you know, but
Abishola and I are engaged.
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Yes, I am aware of this.
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Well, technically she's still
married to Tayo Adebambo.
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And I am also aware of this.
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[chuckles] Well, I guess you
only work one day a week,
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you got plenty of
time for gossip.
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That was a joke.
It's-it's a bad joke.
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-Listen, you're from Nigeria.
-Mm-hmm.
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Do you think you could pull
any strings over there
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or over here or,
you know, up there?
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Bob, Colossians,
chapter three, verse 18 says,
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"Wives, submit to your husbands,
as is fitting in the Lord."
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I appreciate your support,
but you've met Abishola.
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She's not exactly
the submitting type.
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I'm sorry, Bob.
I don't think you understand.
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Abishola belongs
with Tayo, her husband.
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Yeah, but what do you know?
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I'm sorry I
took so long.
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What is going on?
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Apparently
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your pastor here is Team Tayo.
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I am Team God, but, yes,
God is Team Tayo. [laughs]
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I have spoken
to your husband,
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and he does not wish
to divorce you.
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You spoke to Tayo?
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He came to me for counsel.
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When? 'Cause I tried
to call you Thursday,
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and I got sent
to a stupid prayer line.
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Tayo believes that you can get
past this misunderstanding.
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Misunderstanding?
He abandoned her.
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-Bob.
-No. I guess when
you sent him out for groceries,
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he thought you said, "Go back to
Nigeria and take a second wife."
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It's your classic mix-up.
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Bob, please.
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Thank you for taking
the time to speak to us.
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We will see you next Sunday.
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Yes, of course,
Pastor. Goodbye.
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You're just gonna let him
off the hook like that?
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Oh, he's not off the hook.
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He will no longer be
in my nightly prayers.
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Oh, you are vicious.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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I'm just saying,
if you change your phone number,
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Tayo will never
be able to call you.
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Can we go ten minutes
without bringing him up?
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I'd love to go my whole life
without bringing him up.
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But first we got to figure
out how to get rid of him.
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No, I need to figure out why
my new phone needs five Gs,
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when I barely use
the Gs I have.
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Hello. I'm Kevin.
Can I help you today?
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Yes, I would like a new,
inexpensive phone.
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Tap your number in here,
we can get you all set up.
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Would you like to look
at our latest...?
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No.
Okay.
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Uh, so the account's
under a Mr. Adebambo. "Tay-o"?
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"Tie-o"?
Am I saying that right?
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You're saying it enough.
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You're still on
his phone plan?
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It saves money
when Dele talks to him.
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I see.
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Bob, that's all that it is.
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Well, what if you
join my family plan?
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I don't know that we can be
on your family plan
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if we're not family.
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But we will be.
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[singsongy]:
But we will be.
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-Yes, we will.
-I don't know
if this helps, but
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you don't have to be family
to be on a family plan.
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You could just be friends.
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Doesn't help, Kevin.
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I told you this was not
going to be easy.
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I understand.
I just feel like
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I'm the only one
fighting for us.
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Just because I do not scream
at my pastor or make a scene
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at a cell phone store
does not mean I'm not fighting.
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I'm not making a scene.
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-Am I making a scene, Kevin?
-Uh...
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Oh, now you got
nothing to say.
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Kevin, I do not want friends,
I do not want family.
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I want my own plan.
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It's gonna cost a little extra.
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I do not care.
I will pay it.
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Wow. You really are mad.
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EBUNOLUWA:
Hello? Hello? Who is it?
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E karo, Mommy. It's me.
My name is on the screen.
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Oh, Abishola.
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I think you need
to adjust your camera.
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I can only see your hair.
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It must be a problem
with your computer.
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My computer is fine.
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Are you talking back to me?
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Sorry, Mommy.
Your hair looks nice.
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I have a new girl
doing my wigs.
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The old one was using yak hair
and charging human hair prices.
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Uh, Mommy, I wanted
to talk to you about Tayo.
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Ah. I have heard all about it.
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Well done.
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Well done?
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Getting engaged to force Tayo
to come back for you.
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Very clever.
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No, I still want to marry Bob.
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Don't be stupid.
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You already have a husband,
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and you two
are very happy together.
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But we are not.
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But I have told people you are.
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-Why?
-To protect your reputation.
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My reputation is fine.
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Because of my lies.
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[knocking]
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You wanted to see us?
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Yeah. Come on in.
Shut the door. Have a seat.
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Listen, we've got a situation.
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Is this about the
vending machine?
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It gave me double Cheetos.
There was nothing I could do.
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This isn't about work.
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We need to talk
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to you as friends of the family.
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Oh. Okay.
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-Please proceed.
-CHRISTINA:
As you know,
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Abishola's husband is
causing some issues.
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The dude can't take a hint.
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She's the best thing
that ever happened to Bob,
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to us,
and-and we can't lose her.
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From what I understand,
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her husband will never
grant her a divorce.
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Exactly. So what are we gonna do
about it?
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-We?
-You guys are Nigerian.
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You know how this stuff works.
What can we do?
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-Legally?
-DOUGLAS:
Or...
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...illegally.
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Put your vest on.
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Take it easy. We're just
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trying to help out
Bob and Abishola.
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I think my solution
still has some merit.
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Knock it off with
that cockamamie idea.
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Maybe we should let
the Nigerians decide
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what's cockamamie.
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Fine.
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Goodwin, Kofo,
as you know,
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Nigerians are a noble,
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honorable people
with high moral standards.
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We'd like to exploit that.
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Operation Secret Stork
is a two-part process.
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Abishola pretends to be pregnant
with Bob's child.
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We get a phony pee stick,
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counterfeit sonograms,
the works.
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And Tayo, so disgusted
by his wife's sins of the flesh,
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demands a divorce.
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Thoughts?
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Kofo?
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No, you go right ahead.
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So, you would destroy
this woman's reputation
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and standing
within her family and community?
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Yes.
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But she'd have us.
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Kofo?
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I-I think what Goodwin
is trying to say is,
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while your heart is
in the right place,
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your actions are
beyond reprehensible.
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See? Cockamamie!
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Okay, but if we took out
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the morality, put it in a box,
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buried that box
in a little shame hole,
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would the plan work?
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I suppose in theory
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it could, but... Thank you!
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But her family may never
speak to her again.
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Well, that will be okay,
because she's our family now!
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When my son
sat me down,
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I thought he was gonna tell
me he was gay or Republican.
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Which one is he?
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Neither. He's in love.
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With a man?
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No, with a woman.
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Ugh. Boring.
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Tell your son not
to rush into marriage.
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He will end up disappointed,
feeling foolish,
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and most likely alone.
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Who tinkled on your toast?
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Tayo. He left a trail
of tinkle all around Detroit.
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It was stupid of me
to think this could work.
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Why'd I say yes?
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Why did I give Bob hope?
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[laughs]
Sorry, you said "Bob Hope."
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Yes. She has given Bob hope.
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And soon Bob's hope
will be dead.
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[laughs]:
He already is. Get it?
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Never mind, never mind.
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Bob does not understand.
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No matter what we do,
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Tayo is not going
to change his mind.
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Of course he's not.
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He's that stubborn?
Is he a Taurus?
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He's Nigerian.
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And a Taurus.
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Nigerians can be
very headstrong.
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And vindictive.
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I had a friend
whose cousin stole
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her recipes and opened
a successful catering business.
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My friend then sent her cousin
a tainted box of cilantro,
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which gave all of her clients
violent dysentery.
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Damn.
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Wait, doesn't your cousin
have a catering business?
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Not anymore.
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Bob.
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Kaale, Tayo.
I'd like to introduce you
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to my attorney
Arnie Goldfischer.
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Pleasure.
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What's going on?
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I tried playing this
the Nigerian way,
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but now we're gonna play it
the American way.
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Whoever has
the most expensive lawyer wins.
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And I'm very expensive.
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How did you know
I would be here?
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Took a wild guess.
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We also came yesterday--
you never showed up.
253
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,927
Oh, I love this soup.
It's very spicy.
254
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:10,452
Cleared me right out,
but in a good way.
255
00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:11,583
Do you mind?
256
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:13,629
Sorry. Um...
257
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,239
[clears throat]
Listen...
258
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,719
Mr. Adebambo,
259
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,895
my client is ready to go
to great lengths
260
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:22,072
to acquire the legal
documentation from Nigeria
261
00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,552
to render your marriage
262
00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:27,774
to Mrs. Abishola Adebambo
null and void.
263
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,297
We're not messing around, Tayo.
264
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,473
We're willing to do
whatever it takes.
265
00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:34,302
[scoffs softly]
I see. Well,
266
00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:37,131
perhaps you will be needing
to speak with my lawyer
267
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,133
Kitoye Afolabe.
268
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,612
[clearing throat loudly]
269
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:41,657
Spicy?
270
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,572
No, he's a good lawyer.
271
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:46,401
-You know him?
-He's presented at
international court.
272
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,229
Everyone knows Afolabe.
273
00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:52,407
Perhaps this will not be
as easy as you thought.
274
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:55,236
Okay, okay,
so we both have bigwig lawyers.
275
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,238
No, his is bigger. Literally.
276
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,109
You know, they wear
those powdered wigs.
277
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:02,025
I think it's left over
from the English?
278
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,679
It is.
279
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,030
Maybe you should try
dipping your fufu in there.
280
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:09,424
All right, listen!
281
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,469
Nobody wants us
to spend a bunch of money
282
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,254
tying this up in court.
283
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,734
[coughing]
284
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,433
That time it was spicy.
285
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:22,611
The point is,
maybe we can try something else.
286
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,962
How much would it take
for you to just let her go?
287
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,790
[chuckles]
288
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,619
So you are trying to bribe me
into leaving my wife?
289
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:33,361
What's the big deal?
First time you did it for free.
290
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,755
Let me ask you something, Bob.
291
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:39,062
How much would it cost for you
to leave Abishola?
292
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,064
You don't have
that kind of money, pal.
293
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,196
Ah...
294
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:44,198
so you do have a number.
295
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,895
Because I do not.
296
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:49,377
No, I-I don't have
a number either.
297
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:50,813
But you see a Black man
and assume that
298
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,815
-you can just buy him off.
-Okay.
299
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,686
Hold on, this isn't
a race thing.
300
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,863
If you were white, I'd still be
trying to buy you off.
301
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:59,039
I'll buy off the lawyer,
the judge, whatever it takes.
302
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,997
What?!
303
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:07,177
Okay, evidently I should not
have said any of that.
304
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,312
This isn't over.
Not by a long shot.
305
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,009
We'll go to international court.
306
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,663
Do you know any
Nigerian lawyers?
307
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,578
-No.
-Well, we'll find one.
308
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,275
And if we have to go
there, we'll go there.
309
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,842
We'll make a trip out of it.
310
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,496
We'll have to find
different accommodations.
311
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,803
My family will not allow us
in their homes.
312
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:26,240
-Really?
-Really, but I do not care.
313
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,764
I do not need my family
or my church's blessings.
314
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,071
We're going to fight this even
if it takes years and years.
315
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,681
Damn right.
316
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:40,907
Or... we could
just be happy.
317
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,126
What?
318
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:46,173
You're here with me,
and I'm here with you.
319
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,305
What are we fighting for?
We already won.
320
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,046
[sighs]
321
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,918
But this is important to you.
322
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:56,009
It is, but it's not
what's most important.
323
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,493
It was going to be
a nice wedding.
324
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:05,757
Yeah. You would have
made a lovely bride.
325
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:08,543
And we know I can wear
the hell out of a tux.
326
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,632
Yes, you can.
327
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:13,156
Uncle Tunde and Dele were
going to walk me down the aisle.
328
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,637
I like that.
That's sweet.
329
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:20,642
Mm. And there were going
to be so many flowers.
330
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,557
-Calla lilies?
-You remembered.
331
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,951
See? I listen sometimes.
332
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,517
We'd seal the deal
with a buffet
333
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:29,390
so people could stuff
themself on fufu.
334
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,087
No buffet.
Really?
335
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,306
Uh-uh.
336
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,177
This is a wedding,
not a Sizzler.
337
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,483
[chuckles]
338
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:38,312
Sit-down, served dinner.
339
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,444
Deal.
340
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,490
Well, we may not
have a wedding,
341
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:45,014
but I found our song.
342
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,538
I am not dancing
to your Bob Seger.
343
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:50,150
I understand why
you'd say that,
344
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,326
but it's something else.
345
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,894
["Love Don't Care"
by Simi playing]
346
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:03,511
♪ Love don't care
who you be... ♪
347
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:07,210
I like this, but this would not
-have been my first choice.
-No?
348
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,169
You wanted that
Bob Seger, huh?
349
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:12,520
♪ Love don't care who you know
350
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:13,913
♪ Watin you get, oh
351
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,916
♪ Love don't care at all.
352
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,669
Are you sure I need
to come every week?
353
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,715
It is important for us
to show we have
354
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,760
-nothing to be ashamed of.
-I mean, I got plenty
to be ashamed of.
355
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:38,894
You know I used to smoke cigars
and wear a little porkpie hat?
356
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,462
It's a joke. When I'm
anxious, I make jokes.
357
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:44,726
I cannot believe I agreed
to not marry you.
358
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:48,077
[Tayo speaking Yoruba]
359
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,558
[laughter]
360
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,255
How long is he
gonna be here?
361
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,736
Too long. Dele, come.
362
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:55,780
We're going to
get our seats.
363
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,652
What was he saying?
364
00:15:57,695 --> 00:16:00,568
I don't know. I was
pretending to understand.[chuckles]
365
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,744
I'm about to do a lot
of that right in here.
366
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:07,227
E karo, Uncle Tunde,
Auntie Olu.
367
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,229
So good to see you
on this fine morning.
368
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,100
I see that you
are still here.
[scoffs]
369
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,493
Where else would I be?
370
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:15,061
In Nigeria, with
your second family.
371
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,280
I'm sure they miss you.[chuckles]
372
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:20,414
Yes, well, I have family
here, too.
373
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,808
Really? Oh, I would
love to meet them.
374
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,941
Is there something wrong?
375
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,856
Nothing is wrong.
376
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,684
Tunde, remind me,
377
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,599
where was he eight years ago?
378
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,253
Not here.
379
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,429
What about two years ago?
380
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:36,952
Still not here.
381
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,521
But this year,
Abishola found Bob,
382
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,175
a man she loves.
383
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:45,221
And poof! Here he is.
384
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,790
You are like a child
who has discarded a toy
385
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,010
and then begins
whining for it
386
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,142
when another child
shows interest.
387
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:57,364
Like a baby-baby, who has
stuck his head in gravy.
388
00:16:57,407 --> 00:17:00,497
I appreciate your guidance,
389
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,804
but Abishola and I
have a son together.
390
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:05,372
And what sort of an example
are you setting for him?
391
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,201
I am showing him he should
go after what he wants.
392
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,638
Even if what he wants
does not want him?
393
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:13,075
You are making me seem
desperate.
394
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:16,165
You are making you
seem desperate.
395
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,038
Well, there are plenty
of women who would love
396
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,083
to be with a successful
man like me.
397
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:24,826
Then maybe you should go wait
for them at their church.
398
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:27,742
Oh, my wonderful wife,
399
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,657
you have castrated
him with your words.
400
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,050
Snip, snip.
401
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:37,099
I just do not understand
what made him send this text.
402
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,927
Let me see it.
403
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:41,582
"You've changed...
404
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:45,716
"Many women want me...
405
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,371
I can do a hundred push-ups."
406
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,069
Is that a text from Tayo?
407
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,375
Yes. I believe he no longer
wants to be married to me.
408
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,898
Ah.
409
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,683
So he just suddenly
changed his mind?
410
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:59,556
What an unexpected
turn of events.
411
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,037
It is very odd. Nigerians
do not change their minds.
412
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,692
I'll bet you I scared him
off with Goldfischer.
413
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:07,173
-It was not a goldfish.
-Uh-uh.
414
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,436
God must have heard
your prayers.
415
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:14,180
And sent an angel
to whisper in Tayo's ear.
416
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,269
So we're actually
doing this.
417
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:19,359
You're gonna be
Mrs. Abishola Wheeler.
418
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:22,013
Mm. Or you could
take my family name
419
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,885
and be Bob Odegbami.
420
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,278
Ode-bami?
421
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,757
Odegbami.
422
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,064
Ode-bami.
423
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,893
Odegbami.
424
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,896
All right, if I can't
say it, we can't do it.
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