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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola... So-so you're divorced?
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-No.
-But you're not together anymore?
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No, we are not.
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Well, what if you meet someone?
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Isn't that a problem?
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It is not a problem yet.
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I wasn't completely honest
with you yesterday.
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Really?
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Yes.
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When we first met
at the hospital,
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I did like you
a little bit.
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I knew it.
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I know you and I don't
make any sense.
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We're like ice cream
for breakfast.
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Doesn't seem
like a good idea.
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But if it makes you happy,
why not?
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Here, I brought
your breakfast.
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Ice cream.
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Enjoy. I'm going
to check on your mother.
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Hey.
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Were you followed?
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Don't be ridiculous.
Of course not.
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Well, what did you
tell Abishola?
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That I was meeting
an old friend from college.
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If she asks,
his name is Barry Lewis
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and he lives in Toledo
with his wife and two kids.
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Billy's eight and Sarah's five
and, boy, are they a handful.
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Why do you tell such
elaborate lies?
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-Well, what did you tell Olu?
-Nothing.
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I went into the bathroom
with a newspaper,
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then climbed down
the fire escape.
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We have 45 minutes before
she gets suspicious.
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It's weird, I've done this
before but I'm still nervous.
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Don't be.
You have a secret weapon.
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What's that?
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Me, Tunde.
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Don't worry, I will get you
the best engagement ring
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at a price that will make
the jeweler weep.
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I'm not really too worried
about price.
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If you're going
to say stupid things,
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go wait in the van.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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Good afternoon.
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I'm David.
How can I help you?
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I see your store is
empty of customers.
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So perhaps we'll be
helping you, David.
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Oh, okay.
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I'm looking for an engagement
ring and it doesn't have to be
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too ornate, you know?
Simple, classy,
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beautiful-- just like
the woman I hope to marry.
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Well, congratulations, sir.
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Well, thanks, but let's
wait until she says yes.
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Are we done with the chitchat?
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I have to walk out of the
bathroom in 22 minutes.
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How about that one
right there?
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Oh, good choice.
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This one is a beauty.
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1.5 carat,
princess cut,
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VVS1 clarity diamond
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on an 18-carat band.
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It's really nice.
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[clears throat]
I mean, it's okay.
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And let those be the
last words you speak.
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How much?
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$11,995.
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[laughing]: Oh!
Did you hear that?
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Store with no customers?
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-We'll give you eight.
-Oh...
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I-I couldn't possibly do that.
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I mean, I wish I could but...
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Then what is
your best number?
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[sighs]
I guess...
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I could knock it
down to 11-five.
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Nice meeting you, David.
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-Let's go, Bob.
-Thanks.
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Hang on.
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Yes?
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How much were you
looking to spend?
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$8,000 for the ring
you are holding.
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Give me a minute.
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I'll have to call the owner.
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He's not calling anyone.
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This is just a part of the game.
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This isn't my first rodeo,
Tunde.
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Then act like it, cowboy.
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'Cause you are about
to get thrown from the bull.
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Okay, I can get you down
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to nine-five.
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Ah, David, I really wanted
you to make this sale
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so you could afford to move
from your parents' home.
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How did you know that?
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Because I have eyes, David.
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I have eyes.
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Come on.
W-Wait.
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Yes?
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What you got there,
Bobby Socks?
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Oh, nothing.
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Come on.
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What did you put in your pocket?
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Was that a cookie?
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No, it's not a cookie.
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Remember when you were a kid
and I used to find
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cookie crumbs in your pocket?
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I don't do that anymore.
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All right then.
If it's a flask,
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give Mama a hit.
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It's the middle of the day.
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That's why you use a flask.
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You want to see?
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Fine. Here.
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[gasps]
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Oh, my-- Oh.
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That's beautiful.
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I did good?
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You did really good.
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Figure I better make it official
before she wises up.
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Oh, good thinking.
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-I was joking.
-What do you want me to say,
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sweetie? She's out of
your league, you know this.
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I do.
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Still, I'm so happy for you.
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Thanks.
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It'll be fun-- all
of us under one roof.
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"Us"?
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Well, you know how the
Nigerians are with family.
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We'll have Olu, Tunde,
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Dele...
probably a couple of cousins
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they stashed away somewhere.
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You just got
to make it
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clear to them I'm keeping
the downstairs bedroom.
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Y-You're not going
back to your house?
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Someday.
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You know, when you're
feeling better.
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I'll tell them
about the bedroom.
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The pepper soup
is wonderful.
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Thank you.
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So, where were you
this afternoon?
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What are you talking about?
I was here.
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Tunde!
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What?
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After you left the bathroom,
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I went in to change the towels.
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So?
So...
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it did not smell the way it does
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after you have been there
for 45 minutes.
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You mean like something died?
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No one asked you.
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Were you betting money
on those skinny dogs again?
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No.
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And they are called greyhounds.
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Named after the bus.
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Tunde, tell me the truth.
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Where were you?
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We cannot discuss this
in front of the boy.
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Go away, boy.
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Tell me.
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Okay, but you must promise
not to tell Abishola.
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Of course.
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Good news!
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[indistinct chatter]
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I have a secret.
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But you have to promise
not to tell anyone.
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-Then don't tell me.
-Me, either.
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Well, I have to
tell someone.
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Bob is going to ask me
to marry him.
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What?!
Eh?
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How do you know?
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My uncle helped
him buy a ring.
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Oh, so he got a good price.
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Her uncle can get a discount
at the 99 Cents Store.
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This means we all have
to go to Nigeria.
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For the wedding?
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For the approval.
Bob has to
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present himself to
Abishola's family.
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If they don't like him,
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they can forbid the marriage.
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So are you telling me
if Bob rubs
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some second cousin the wrong
way, you can't marry him?
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No, I still can.
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But she can never return
to Nigeria.
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-Or Texas.
-Huh?
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I have family there.
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Poor sock man.
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He tries to give you
a diamond ring
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and suddenly he's proposing
to a whole village.
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It's not the
whole village.
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At most, it would
be 200 people.
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And that is the easy part.
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I also have to ask
my husband for a divorce.
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That's right. I always
forget you're still married.
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So get a divorce, big deal.
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It's not like America.
You cannot just order one
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at the drive-through
like Kentucky nuggets.
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If her husband doesn't
agree to the divorce,
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she will have to bribe
many officials and judges.
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Oh, so they're corrupt.
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No.
No.
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[chuckles]
I'm going to make
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such a beautiful bridesmaid.
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Why don't you wait
for me to ask you?
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You're going to ask me.
Don't be stupid.
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You look beautiful today.
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Thank you, Bob.
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It's weird how this bench
has kind of become
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our bench.
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Actually, the plaque on the back
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says it's in loving memory
of Stanley Webber.
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Yeah, well, it looks like
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Stanley's all
done using it.
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Anyway...
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This spot has become
very special for us.
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Which is why I
thought it would be
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the perfect place to...
No.
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-What?
-You do not have to do this.
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You know?
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Of course I know.
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Tunde.
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Bob... [sighs]
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You have no idea what marrying
a Nigerian woman entails.
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The process will be very
stressful and unpleasant.
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Because I'm a white guy?
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That does not help.
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Listen to me.
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[sighs]
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I do not want to marry you,
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but I do want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
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Do you understand?
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Not really.
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Trust me,
it might not seem like it,
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but it's for the best.
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You want to at least
-see the ring?
-Oh, no.
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I'm sure it's very beautiful,
but there is no need.
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Okay.
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This really is
our special place.
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Yeah, on a dead guy's bench.
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What was she thinking?
This is craziness.
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It is so humiliating.
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I'm sorry you're upset.
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Tell me the proposal
word for word.
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Maybe then I'll know
what you did wrong.
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Because it could not
have been the ring.
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Tunde, relax. It's for the best.
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Bob, you may lie to yourself--
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in fact,
you are quite good at it...
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...but you may not lie to me.
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Well, what do you want me to do?
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You can't force someone
to marry you.
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No, you cannot.
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Unless you're willing to buy
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her father a Subaru Crosstrek.
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He's outdoorsy.
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I will talk to her.
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No. You've done enough.
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I thought I had,
but here we are,
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returning a ring I
worked so hard for.
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Hey, Bob,
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I just heard.[sighs]
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Oh, completely understandable.
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You remember when I went silent
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for a couple of months
after my divorce?
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Well, actually,
you probably don't,
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because I didn't
come to work.
264
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:47,402
But I was at home, silent.
265
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:51,101
Abishola and I
are still together.
266
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,538
But she doesn't want
to marry you?
267
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,236
She does not.
268
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,846
Oh.
269
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,544
[French accent]:
How very French of you.
270
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,285
That's exactly
what we were going for.
271
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:04,854
Well, I'm happy you're still
in a relationship.
272
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,116
[chuckles]
273
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,770
Would I like to be in one?
274
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,773
Eh, more and more,
I don't think so.
275
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,776
I mean, if I need sex,
I can always go out and get it,
276
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:19,390
but in the meantime,
I am flying solo and thriving.
277
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,262
Good for you.
Mm.
278
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,872
You know,
when you stop chasing
279
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:26,571
after the relationship
that's gonna fix you,
280
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,791
that's when you find out
who you really are.
281
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,053
[chuckles]
282
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:33,796
I am on a journey
of self-discovery
283
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,668
that has nothing to do
with who I'm married to
284
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,018
or who I'm dating.
285
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:43,110
Alone and by myself,
I am enough.
286
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:45,765
[crying]:
I am a complete person,
287
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,202
and I like me.
288
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,162
I thought you came in here
to cheer me up.
289
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,338
Best-laid plans, huh?
290
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,385
Come here.
291
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,649
It's okay.
292
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:01,781
Hey, I just heard.
293
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:04,000
Not a good time, Douglas!
294
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,481
[door closes]
295
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,790
This should help
with your discomfort.
296
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,618
-What are you giving him?
-Relax, she knows
what she's doing.
297
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,098
She's a professional.
298
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,448
Fine, swallow poison.
What do I care?
299
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,929
I hope it's poison.
300
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,235
KEMI:
Hello.
301
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,194
Ah, Mr. Clark,
you have barely eaten.
302
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,935
Oh, he doesn't care for eggs.
303
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,067
I can talk to the woman.
304
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,940
I don't care for eggs.
305
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,550
These are more powder than egg,
306
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,291
but we can find you
something else.
307
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,640
Don't bother, I'll be dead soon.
308
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,642
Why would you say that?
309
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,949
That's a horrible thing to say.
310
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,646
Let me go, Doreen.
311
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,997
Marry my brother like
you know you wanted to.
312
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,390
MRS. CLARK:
I went on one date with him
313
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,175
43 years ago.
314
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,654
What about Atlantic City?
315
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:52,048
All right, two dates.
316
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:53,484
ABISHOLA:
Uh, excuse me.
317
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,399
I have other patients.
318
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,532
-Hand me that blanket.
-Are you cold?
319
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,751
MR. CLARK:
Yeah, I'm-I'm
a little chilly.
320
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:03,320
There. There, is that better?
321
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,496
Yeah.
What were we talking about?
322
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,716
Your brother and Atlantic City.
323
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,588
Why are you making trouble?
324
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,895
I want to hear
the end of the story.
325
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,202
So do I.
326
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:17,987
MRS. CLARK:
I don't know why
327
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,033
you have to keep
bringing that up.
328
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,731
She definitely picked
the wrong brother.
329
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,171
What's wrong?
330
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,999
Them.
331
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,522
The constant bickering?
332
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,046
I don't mind it.
333
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,527
It's just noise.
Old, white noise.
334
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,573
It is beautiful.
335
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,531
I hope, many years from now,
336
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,882
I can argue with Bob
while he's dying.
337
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,275
[laughs softly] It doesn't
have to stop when they're dead.
338
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,930
Every time I go to the
cemetery to visit my husband,
339
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:51,281
I shout at his headstone
until I am asked to leave.
340
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,246
Ah, geez. What?
341
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:02,814
We are here to congratulate you
on the success of your proposal.
342
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:05,208
Thank you, but she said no.
343
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:06,862
Exactly. Well done, sir.
344
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:09,909
You get to be with
a Nigerian woman
345
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,562
without the inconvenience
of marriage.
346
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,738
Yes, you are not
purchasing the cow
347
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,262
because you are
receiving the milk
348
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:17,917
for no money down
and no monthly payments.
349
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,571
And you don't have to worry
350
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,399
about winning over the
cow's judgmental family.
351
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:25,141
You don't even have
to live with the cow.
352
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,449
Can we please stop
calling her a cow?
353
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:29,798
Why?
354
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,583
Cows are both beautiful
and delicious.
355
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:35,064
Guys, I, uh,
I appreciate you coming by--
356
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,631
uh, you know, actually, I don't.
357
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,633
-Can we go back to work?
-GOODWIN:
Of course.
358
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,940
-We are just happy it all out.
-Worked out?
359
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,072
The woman I love
thinks marrying me is not worth
360
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,813
the whole Nigerian rigamarole.
361
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,119
"Rigamarole"?
362
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,338
I-It's like "kerfuffle."
363
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:51,472
Regardless, you are
a man to be admired.
364
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:52,603
KOFO [laughs]:
Our hats
365
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,344
are off our heads to you.
366
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,140
[phone chimes]
367
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,274
Chukwuemeka is cooking
for me tonight.
368
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,189
Oh, that is nice.
369
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:17,019
We probably won't be having sex
because the lasagna is so heavy.
370
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,282
And also, because
he's so unattractive
371
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:21,676
when he tends to me
like a woman.
372
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,852
Mm.
He wears that apron,
373
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:26,681
and I dry up like a desert.
374
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,468
Hey.
375
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,904
Bob.
376
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,167
You mind if I cut in?
377
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,646
Be my guest.
378
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,170
I'm getting nothing
from this conversation.
379
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,824
What are you doing here?
380
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,305
Well, I had to talk to you.
381
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:43,915
I need to talk to you, too.
382
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:47,006
Listen, I know this whole
thing is a hassle, but...
383
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,138
have you ever eaten crab legs?
384
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,661
What?
385
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,707
Well, they serve them
with a hammer.
386
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,057
Y-You got to crack them open
and pull them apart--
387
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,059
it's a mess,
but in the end,
388
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,018
i-it's worth it.
389
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:02,673
So much better than just getting
a pile of meat in a bowl.
390
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:05,372
This is what you wanted
to talk to me about?
391
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,722
No.
392
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,072
I wanted to tell you I love you.
393
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,858
I love you, too.
394
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,686
This is going to be
395
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:20,039
so hard, but when have things
ever been easy for us?
396
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,605
What are you saying?
397
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,219
Bob?
398
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,396
Will you marry me?
399
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,008
Yes.
400
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:39,232
Have you idiots not seen
a single romantic comedy? Clap!
401
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,060
[applause]
402
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,367
Can I see the ring?
403
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,108
Oh, you know,
I-I actually returned it.
404
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,110
Uh, this was sort of
a spur-of-the-moment thing.
405
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,590
There's no ring. Stop clapping.
406
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:50,982
Stop clapping!
407
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,902
This time, let me
do the talking.
Fine,
408
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,208
pay retail,
see if I care.
409
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:00,992
I'm not gonna pay retail.
410
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,127
Oh, hi.
411
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,563
Welcome back.
How can I help you?
412
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,739
We're here for the ring
I returned.
413
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,524
Oh, sure.
414
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:15,920
I believe we settled on $8,500.
415
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,574
When it was new.
416
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,621
Now... it's secondhand.
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