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Where's Auntie?
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She's gossiping
with her hens.
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[women laughing]
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Something is funny.
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Someone must have died
or put on weight.
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Hello, Mummy.
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Good morning,
my darling son.
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Good morning, Madam.
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Kemi.
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Why are you so late?
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We overslept.
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My fault. I kept
him up last night.
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[chuckles softly]
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Then twice again
this morning.
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But we are here now, Mummy.
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Bless you, my son.
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And bless you.
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Bless you even more.
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Thank you, Pastor.
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It was a wonderful sermon.Thank you,
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Sister Olu.
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It was 11 hallelujahs.
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Excuse me?
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You said "hallelujah" 11 times.
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I keep track.
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Okay.Your record is 18,
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when you spoke
on the sins of arrogance.
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Your words always renew my faith
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and help me
get through the week.
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I'm glad to hear that.
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How's things going with Bob?
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What?
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Your American boyfriend.
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How do you know about him?
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A little birdie told me.
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Cheep, cheep.
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She means "cluck, cluck."
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PASTOR:
I hope
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we all get to meet Bob soon.
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Oh, maybe. I don't know.
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What don't you know?Oh, he's very busy.
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On Sundays?Mmm.
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I'm sure you can
work something out.
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I will try.
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Abishola,
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you must include Bob in
your relationship with God
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just as you include God in
your relationship with Bob.
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That's wonderful advice.
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I don't give the other kind.
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Auntie, why?Do you not
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have feelings for Bob?
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I do.
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And does he not have feelings
for you?He does.
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Then why are you hiding him
from your community?
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Uncle, help me.
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She is worried
that he might stick out
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like a big, white thumb.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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And thankfully,
Chukwuemeka's mother has
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very high blood pressure,
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so there's an end in sight.ABISHOLA: Oh.
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Kemi.
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What? I don't make her
eat the chicken nuggets.
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I don't stop her, either.
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GLORIA:
Don't matter
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what she eats.
The mean ones don't die.
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My mother-in-law
is 97 years old.
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Bitch just got a new hip.[Kemi chuckles]
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The both of you are terrible.
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Hey, is it true
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you taking the sock man
to your church?
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Oh, come on. It's too
good not to share.
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Maybe one day. I don't know
if this is the right time.
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It better be soon.
The rumors are flying.
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The longer you wait, the
bigger and whiter he gets.
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I don't understand.
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Bob's a good guy.
You're happy.
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What you worried about?
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Dele. His friends
will tease him
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when they see his mother
is dating a white man.
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KEMI:
That is true.
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Right now the only white man
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in our church is Jesus.
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Really? Our Jesus is black.
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Okay.
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Ek'ale,Mum. Kaale.
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I want to get your
opinion on something.
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Myopinion? Really?
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Why are you surprised?
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You usually tell me my opinions.
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No, I do not.You're right, you do not.
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I want to know
how you feel
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about me bringing Bob
to church with us.
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I would hate it.
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That is what I thought.
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Thank you.
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Mum, wait.No, no, no. It's all right.
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Well, I don't want
to be selfish.You are not.
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Your feelings matter.
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Since when?
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Don't be
disrespectful to me.I'm sorry.
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If it's what you want,
then you should invite him.
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You mean that?Yes.
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You are not just saying that
to please me?
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No.Are you sure?
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Are yousure?
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Okay, we are done talking.
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How is your suya?
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Delicious. Thank you.
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Is it better than when
she fed it to you yesterday?
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It's just as good.
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Because your mother
reheats your food with love.
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Try my egusi soup.
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Ah, that's wonderful.You know why?
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I made it today.
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Excuse me.
I'll get another beer.
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No, no, wait. I will...No, I'll get it.
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Uh, please, sit.
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Eat your dinner.
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He is such a good boy.
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Yes. Although, sometimes,
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he can be a very bad boy.
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Where did we get
chicken nuggets from?
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Oh, Kemi was kind enough to
bring me an afternoon snack.
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Ten pieces.
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She ate them like Tic Tacs.
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So, my son,
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how was work at the CVS?
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It was very exciting.
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A man choked
on a granola bar,
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and I had to give him
the Heimlich maneuver.Oh!
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When the chunk of granola
shot across the pharmacy,
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people clapped.
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You are a hero.Oh, no.
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I'm just
a simple pharmacist
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who took a CPR class
at the YMCA.
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Perhaps after dinner,
you can show me
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how you wrapped your arms
around this man
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and squeezed him tight.
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I think you can imagine it.
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You imagine it.
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I want him to show me.
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Take a piece.
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Roll a ball.
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Make a divot.
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Dip and scoop.
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It is like he was born to it.
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Can I get some more of
that "og-bono" soup?
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Ogbono.
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Pretty sure that's what I said.
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You know, this is nice.
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My family never sits
down and eats together.
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You're always welcome
to eat with us.
Oh,
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then I'll be back for breakfast.
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Kidding.
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[laughing]:
I did not see that coming.
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Bob, I was wondering if you had
any plans for next Sunday.
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Um, well, football
season's over,
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so I guess I'll just be...
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watching old football games.
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I thought maybe you'd like
to join us at church.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's on Sunday, too.
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So?
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Well, truth be told, uh,
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I'm not really a
churchy kind of guy.
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What does that mean?
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It's just I wasn't raised
with any religion.
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None?
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BOB:
We always did
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the Christmas tree and gifts,
eggnog at the club.
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You know, everything
but the woo-woo stuff.
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"Woo-woo stuff"?
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I'm sorry.
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Is that offensive?
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I just mean the whole God thing.
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So, you are an atheist?
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Oh, I-I don't
like that word.
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I prefer, uh, sensible.
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[laughs]:
Oh, this is awesome.
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No one asked for your opinion.
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I-I'm glad it works
for you guys.
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That-That's what's great
about this country.
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We're all free
to believe whatever we want,
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even if it's a little...
[chuckles]
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Whatever we want.
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[laughs]
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What about at the hospital
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after your mother's stroke?
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You went to the chapel
and prayed for her.
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Sure, everybody gets religion
when they're in a jam.
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A jam?
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Like this one time.
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I'm flying across Texas
in a lightning storm.
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The plane's bouncing
all over the sky,
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and I think, "This is it.
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We're done."
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Then the guy next to me
turns out to be a rabbi.
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He starts praying,
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and I kid you not, I
went right with him.
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By the time we
landed in Houston,
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I was speaking Hebrew.
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But that prayer worked.
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So did the one at the hospital
for your mother.
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Well, hold on.
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I'm always praying for the
Lions to get to the Super Bowl.
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The closest they ever got
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was the NFC
Championship in '91.
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Now, you tell me,
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what kind of God makes
an entire city suffer
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for 30 long years?
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54 if you count
Super Bowls.
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Exactly.
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Take a piece.
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Roll a ball.
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Make a divot.
Dip and scoop.
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[door closes]
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Hey.
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Hi.
Hi.
Hey.
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How was dinner
with the Nigerians?
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Good. Spicy.
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Was there ever a time
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when we went to church
growing up?
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Well, sure.
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We were Unitarians for a while.
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What do they believe in?
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You name it. It's like
a religious buffet.
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You can run around the table
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and stick anything
in your mouth.
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But I was never
baptized.
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Well, sure you were.
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Well, kind of.
"Kind of"?
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Well, when you were a toddler,
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you almost drowned
in the bathtub.
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I dropped my drink,
yelled, "Holy Moses,"
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and yanked you
right out of there.
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That doesn't count
as a baptism.
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In the Unitarian church,
it does.
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Well, what about us?
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Well, after that I hired a nanny
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for all the bath-time stuff.
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Oh, Mom.
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What?! You were
all very slippery.
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Why are you asking
me about this?
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At dinner, the subject
of God came up,
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and I said I didn't believe.
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Now, why on earth would you
do something like that?
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Well, why would I lie?
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To be polite,
you big dope!
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It's too late now.
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I think I insulted them.
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[sighs]
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You can still fix this.
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How?[grunts]
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Here's what you do.
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You call Abishola
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and you tell her
that on your way home,
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you picked up a filthy,
bearded hitchhiker,
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whose hygiene
at first
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repelled you but then...
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he turned out to be Jesus.
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Is she drunk?
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Little bit.
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But aren't all
great storytellers
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a little fond
of the grape?
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Thank you.
267
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,562
You've all been
very helpful.
268
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:51,955
Good night.
269
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,696
Why'd we stop going
to that church?
270
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:56,351
Well, your father and I had
religion shoved down our throats
271
00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,832
when we were kids, and we didn't
want to do that to you.
272
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,485
Ah, so, you actually
thought about it.
273
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:01,704
Yeah, sure.
274
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:02,966
We figured
when you grew up,
275
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,489
you'd make
your own choices.
276
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,404
Cool.
Yeah.
277
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:09,016
That still gives us
a couple of years.
278
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,587
[phone buzzing]
279
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,680
Hello, Bob.
280
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,594
Wow, you pack a lot
of information
281
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,596
into two little words.
282
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:29,819
Hey, look at that,
you don't need words.
283
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,342
Can I help you?
284
00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:33,388
I want to apologize.
285
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:34,737
You have nothing
to apologize for.
286
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,696
You feel how you feel.
287
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,523
It is good that you told me.
288
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:39,829
Well, if it's good,
then why am I
289
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,223
burping up ogbono soup?
290
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,401
More silence.
291
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,446
I'm gonna need to gargle.
292
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,405
Say what you want to say.
293
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:52,929
I acted like an idiot.
294
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,757
I could've told you
how I feel about religion
295
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,759
without being disrespectful.
296
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,065
That is true.
297
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,370
And, if you're willing,
298
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,198
I'd like to make it up to you.
299
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:04,158
I'd like to join you and your
family this Sunday at church.
300
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,639
This Sunday?
301
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,380
Yeah.
302
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:10,773
What changed?
303
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,732
Are you suddenly a believer?
304
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,385
No, not a full convert.
305
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,039
Not yet, but
306
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,954
I believe if something's
important to you,
307
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,739
then it's important to me.
308
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,871
I appreciate that.
309
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,743
So, what do you say?
Could be fun.
310
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:24,918
It will not be fun.
311
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,267
It will be church.
312
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,095
Right, so it's a date?
313
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,400
It is not a date.
314
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:30,924
It is church.
315
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,403
Right.
316
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,753
Okay, I got some
other questions,
317
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,972
but I'll just check
the website.
318
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,061
Good night, Bob.Good night.
319
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,107
Oh, no.
320
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,808
[quiet music plays]
321
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,418
Isn't it
wonderful?
322
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,290
The two young lovebirds,
worshipping God
323
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,510
alongside the
wise old owl.
324
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,556
[sucks teeth]
325
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,695
Oluwa mi o.
326
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,003
[indistinct chatter]
327
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,008
I'm really sorry.
328
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,793
Just walk.
329
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:18,145
Good morning,
brothers and sisters.
330
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:19,450
CONGREGATION:
Good morning!
331
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,322
Oh, good morning.
332
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,627
PASTOR:
Praise the Lord
333
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,629
that we are all
gathered together
334
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:27,371
on this beautiful morning
for worship.
335
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,330
CONGREGATION:
Praise the Lord!Praise the Lord!
336
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,114
PASTOR:
Welcome all
337
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,377
who enter into the house of God
338
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,292
with open arms!
339
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:38,165
Do we have any
new worshippers here today?
340
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,473
Uh, yeah, right here.
341
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:43,692
Ah!
342
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,172
Welcome, brother.
343
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,304
Thank you.
Happy to be here.
344
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,653
What is your name, my friend?
345
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,655
CONGREGATION:
Bob!
346
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:53,484
Bob.
347
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:54,877
Come on up here, Bob.
348
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,836
Oh, uh, that's okay.
349
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,750
Everyone, welcome Bob!
350
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,840
[mouthing]
351
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,760
Hi.
Hello, Bob.
352
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,850
And thank you, Sister Abishola,
353
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:14,854
for bringing a new disciple
into the fold.
354
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,987
Bob, are you a religious man?
355
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,206
Oh, no.
356
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:20,511
Uh, no.
357
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,340
But I wasn't really
raised that way.
358
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,689
Not to blame my parents, but if
359
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:27,562
there's blame to assign,
there you go.
360
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:31,087
He's dying up there.
361
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,523
Brothers and sisters,
362
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:35,526
we have been given
a golden opportunity
363
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,615
to bring
this lost sheep
364
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,574
back into the flock.
365
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,054
Let us pray.
366
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,752
You need me for
this pa-- okay.
367
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,712
PASTOR:
Dear Heavenly Father, we call
368
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:50,759
upon you to save
the soul of this man.
369
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:53,240
Whether he knows it
or not,
370
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,895
it was your love that
brought him here today.
371
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,723
Lord, you called home
your prodigal son,
372
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,377
so he might not suffer
373
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,640
the wretched indignity
374
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:05,121
of eternal damnation!
375
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,383
CONGREGATION:
Amen!
376
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:07,776
Amen.
377
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,386
Oh, merciful Lord,
378
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:12,085
let him see the light
of Jesus Christ
379
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,956
shining into
his very being.
380
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,958
Let him feel
your benevolence,
381
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:19,222
your love,
your power!
382
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,441
CONGREGATION:
Amen!
383
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,095
Yeah, amen.
384
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,619
God, enter his body!
385
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:27,274
Enter his body now!
386
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,797
Do you feel
the spirit, Bob?
387
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,059
Well, I feel something.
388
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,931
He is saved!
389
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,323
CONGREGATION:
Praise the Lord!
390
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:34,585
You may be seated.
391
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,413
Okay, thanks
for everything.
392
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,807
That was very brave!
393
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,852
Give him a hand!
394
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,291
You hear that?
I was brave.
395
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,992
Hey, this was fun,
we should do it again.
396
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,907
We do it every Sunday.
397
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,172
Hello, Bob.
398
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,782
Hey, CVS!
399
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,959
Oh, you are too kind.
400
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,264
How you been?
401
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,484
I recently had
a sinus infection,
402
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,660
but it responded
well to a
403
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:08,271
course of antibiotics,
which thanks to my insurance
404
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,795
and employee discount,
cost next to nothing.
405
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,493
Can't beat that.
You can,
406
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:16,105
but only if you are eligible
for Medicare Part D.
407
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:17,367
I like you.
408
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:18,978
You're quirky.
409
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,501
Isn't life curious?
410
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:23,025
There was a time you and
I were romantic rivals.
411
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,027
Mm-hmm.
But that time
has passed.
412
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,986
You are now with the
wonderful Abishola,
413
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,336
and I am with the
equally wonderful Kemi.
414
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,641
That's great.
415
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:31,860
I'm happy for you.
416
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,688
Yes, I am happy as well.
417
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,733
Good.
418
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,736
May I ask you a
personal question?
419
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,042
Yeah, sure.
420
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,653
Does your mother get
along with Abishola?
421
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:43,915
Oh, yeah, she loves her.
422
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,482
Probably more
than she loves me, why?
423
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:49,312
My mother and Kemi,
they are like...
424
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,488
nifedipine and clarithromycin.
425
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,316
Both make your
life better,
426
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,667
but together they will cause
your kidneys to shut down.
427
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,408
So, like oil and water?
428
00:16:58,452 --> 00:16:59,844
Oh, that's good.
429
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,672
I never heard that.
430
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,153
Regardless, I understand
your situation, you know?
431
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:07,026
Uh, but, there comes a time,
you got to choose.
432
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,549
You got to look your mother
in the eye and say,
433
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,594
"It's not about you anymore,
I'm my own man."
434
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,161
Interesting.
435
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,163
Kemi said something
similar the other night
436
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:16,426
when she was bathing me.
437
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:19,081
Okay, feels
like we caught up.
438
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,170
I'm gonna go mingle.
439
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,519
Thank you, Bob.
440
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,956
Hey, Dele!
441
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,089
Yep.
442
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:32,921
Thank you.
443
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,750
We haven't been here
for a while.
444
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,404
You remember
our first date?
445
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,883
You asked me
if I had any hobbies.
446
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,711
[chuckles] Yeah.
447
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:43,279
[Nigerian accent]: "Nigerians
do not do useless things."
448
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,890
We do not like being
mocked, either.
449
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:48,284
Was trying to be cute,
never mind.
450
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,286
When you said
to the pastor
451
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:52,245
that you accepted
Jesus into your heart,
452
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,203
did you mean it?
453
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,726
Well, I couldn't say
no, the guy was
454
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:58,555
palming my head
like a basketball.
455
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,818
I was going for cute
again, I'm sorry.
456
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,124
What am I going
to do with you?
457
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,560
What do you mean?
458
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:06,824
How do I spend my life
with a man who has no god?
459
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,914
Well, maybe God
put me in your life
460
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,264
so you could
bring me to him?
461
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,135
You do not believe that.
462
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:17,096
Abishola, I-I'm not sure
I believe in God,
463
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:20,099
but I do believe
in miracles.
464
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:23,145
I mean, why else would a woman
like you be with a guy like me?
465
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,930
The free socks.
466
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,845
Don't be cute.
467
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,117
We should have dinner sometime
with Bob and Abishola.
468
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,292
You think so?
469
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,815
Absolutely.
470
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:43,339
He and I had a very nice
conversation at church.
471
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:44,949
Good man.
472
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,473
Let's do it.
473
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,866
Should we go to a restaurant
or should I cook?
474
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,825
Ah, you should cook.
475
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:53,001
Okra soup?
476
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,177
That would be
wonderful.
477
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:58,137
Of course, we'd have
to invite Mummy.
478
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,139
Of course.
479
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,189
Oops, I dropped the soap.
480
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,192
CHUKWUEMEKA:
Ah, forget Mummy!
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