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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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The food is delicious.Mmm.
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Yes, very good.
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They put on
a nice wedding here, too.
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Are you thinking of
one couple in particular?
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A mother can dream, right?
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So can aunties.Aw! [chuckles]
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So, what's
the first step?
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Abishola needs to finalize
her divorce in Nigeria.
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And they'll need
to start looking
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into neighborhood schools
for Dele.
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And I'll have my lawyer
draw up a prenup.
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What?
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Well, it's just this thing
you sign
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to make sure everybody hangs on
to what's theirs.
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We know what it is.
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But why does Abishola need one?
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Do you think
she wants Bob's money?
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No, but it's a family business,
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and it needs to stay
in the family.
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But wouldn't Abishola be
a part of the family?
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Well, yeah.
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Sorta.
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Do you remember,
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a moment ago,
you asked us to tell you
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when you are being offensive?
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It's happening now.
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[sighs softly]
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Hey, Bobby, check it out.
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What has two thumbs
and just buttoned
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her own blouse?
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For real?
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Bam!
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Aw!
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Mom, that's great!
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I told you
you could do it.
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[chuckles]Maybe someday soon
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I'll be able
to play the piano.
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I didn't know you played.
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I don't.
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[phone vibrating]
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Excuse me.
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Hello, Uncle.
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No, I still have
more work to do.
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How close are you?
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[horn honking in distance]
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Yes, I assumed that was you.
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All right. I'll be out
as soon as I'm done.
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Invite them in.
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Bob would like you
and Auntie to come in.
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Yes, his mother
is here.
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[sighs softly]
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They will wait outside.
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Come on.
It's freezing out there.
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They know that.
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Give me the phone.
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Tunde, come in the house.
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Yeah, I get that my
mother sickens you.
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Uh-huh.
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"Blonde devil witch."
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That's good.
I'll use that.
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Tell those cheap grifters
I'm right here
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and I can use my thumb now.
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Mom says hi.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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They say hi back.
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Hang on. I'm coming out.
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You let those people in here,
and I'm leaving.
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Oh, no. My mother will
no longer live with me?
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What will I do?
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I'll talk to them.
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Give me the phone.
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No.
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Days like this,
I miss Nigeria.
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Yes.
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I never saw my breath
before I came to America.
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Roll down the window.
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Oh, hello, Bob.
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[chuckles]
Good to see you.
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Yeah. Good to
see you, too.
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Look, Abishola needs
a few more minutes.
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Please come inside.No.
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We will not be
in the same house as that woman.
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[spits]
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You hit my shoe.
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Sorry.Come on.
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We'll order
some takeout.
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We'll talk this through
like civilized people.
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Your mother is the one
who is not civilized.
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[spits]
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Again, you hit my shoe.
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Please, for me?
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I cannot say no to that face.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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I hope you know
I don't lump you in
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with your money-grubbing
relatives.
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That's very kind of you.
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I mean, I don't know what
you're doing with my son,
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but, what the hell,
everybody's got blind spots.
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Take your pills.
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I miss the yellow ones.
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They really kicked ass.
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Make yourselves
comfortable.
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I'll put the kettle on.
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Uh, we'll wait here.
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Tunde, please, sit.
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[humming "Dance of the Cuckoos"]
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[humming stops]
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Hello, Dottie.
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Tunde.
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Olu.
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Dottie.
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This is nice,
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everyone sitting
and talking.
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Very nice.
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I just want to say one thing.
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The three of you
arguing about a prenup
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is totally ridiculous.
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Listen to him.
He's right.
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You're worried
about what'll happen
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to Abishola and I
if we get divorced
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when we barely have
a relationship.
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"Barely"?
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You know what I mean.
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No. Tell me.
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Oh, Bob.
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I'm just saying,
we're a work in progress.
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We're still laying
the foundation.
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We're, uh,
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you know, taking baby steps.
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Honey, you really need
to stop talking.
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Yes, you do.
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It just got cold
in here, too.
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DOTTIE:
When you think about it,
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we really did get
a little ahead of ourselves.
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Yes.
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What kind of future
can they have
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if Bob continues
to speak his mind?
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Oh.
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He's like his father that way.
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Every time that man
opened his mouth,
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he somehow managed
to stick a Hush Puppy in it.
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Hush Puppy.
[chuckles]
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A man after
my own heart.
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I'm glad to see
you are doing so well.
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Thank you.
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Wouldn't have happened
without your niece.
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I was ready
to give up.
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She wouldn't let me quit.
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She is very stubborn.
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When she sets her mind
to something,
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good luck trying
to change it.
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Please! Come back inside!Why?
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To be with a man I barely have
a relationship with?
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That was for
their benefit!
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You and me, we're gold!We are a joke!
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Which is why, someday, we'll
look back at this and laugh!
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"Hey, remember the
time I got frostbite
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trying to get you
back in the house?"
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Go away.
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I don't want to see you
right now.
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Nope! I'm staying!
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If I lose a pinky
toe, screw it--
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it died for love!
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Starting to get
brittle right now!
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You understand why
we are overprotective.
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Abishola is the
closest thing we have
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to our own child.Oh.
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She's a good one.
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Hey, if you ever want
38-year-old twins,
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I've got a couple
that are priced to move.
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Dottie.
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Thanks, Tunde.
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Olu.
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I thought you are
not allowed to drink.
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I'm not. Cheers.
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Did you two ever consider
adopting a baby?
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The only thing
that wasconsidered
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was for Tunde
to take a second wife.
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He was gonna divorce you?
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No. In Nigeria,
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men are allowed to have as
many wives as they can afford.
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Or stand.
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My family insisted
that I marry again.
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Oh, why didn't you?
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[chuckles softly] I did
not want to share my life
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with anyone but Olu.
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Aw.
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Besides, she is already
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like having many wives.
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What does that mean?
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Your constantly
changing moods.
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Sometimes it is
like a new wife
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walks in halfway
through a conversation.
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Eh.
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Open mouth, insert Hush Puppy.
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Hey, why don't you guys
stay for dinner?
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You can meet the twins
and see what you think.
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They could really use
a loving home.
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If there is something
that is upsetting you,
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just be honest
about it.
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It's not so much
stuff that upsets me
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as much as it's different
than what I'm used to.
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Eh. And what are you used to?
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O-Okay, well, typically,
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a few months into dating
an American woman,
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there would be...
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Aw, geez, I don't know
any other way to say it.
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Sex.
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Oh!
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So, for you, we have to have sex
to be in a real relationship.
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No!
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Well, I don't know. Maybe.
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You understand
I've never had sex with a man
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outside of marriage.
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Really?Yes, really.
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I didn't know that.
I'm sorry.
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Well, I'm telling you now.
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I'm not an easy,
sleazy girl.
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I wouldn't like
you if you were.
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Yes, you would.Yeah, I would.
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What are you doing?Talking.
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Is everything okay?
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Everything's fine.
Go inside.
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Did you have a fight?
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Go inside.They had a fight.
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You know it's,
like, 11 below.
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We know.
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Is this the sex problem
you were talking about?
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[quietly]: He told us
that in confidence.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry, guys.
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That's on me!
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DOTTIE:
Who's got the moo shu?
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Oh, sorry.
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I-I did not know
we were sharing.
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Olu, it is so nice
to finally meet you
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and put a face to the name.
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[chuckles]
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Olu.
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I feel like what we're
doing right here--
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white face,
black face,
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Chinese food--
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this was the
promise of Obama.
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Hashtag "MeltingPot,"
hashtag "Kumbaya,"
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hashtag "YesWeCan."
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What do you think?
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They've had all their shots.
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It's great to see
them getting along.
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[imitates Abishola]:
"Oh, yes, Bob, it is very nice."
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DOTTIE:
Hey,
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I want to ask you a question
about polygamy.
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Mom, do you have to?
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You don't ask,
you don't learn.
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How do all the wives
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keep from killing each other?
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AUNTIE OLU:
According to tradition,
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the first wife
is in charge,
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and the younger wives
have to obey her.
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But sometimes they
do kill each other.
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Usually with poison.
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[gasps]
You're kidding.
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The first wife
prepares dinner,
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sprinkles arsenic
on Number Two's jollof,
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00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:30,151
and then everybody
moves up one.
267
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,458
How do you know
all this?
268
00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:35,330
Girls talk.
269
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:39,769
Maybe you should get a second
girlfriend to make you happy.
270
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,641
I am not unhappy.
271
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,947
Well, tell that to your face!You know what?
272
00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:45,645
If it's marriage that
moves you and me along,
273
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,777
I'll go to the courthouse
right now and tie the damn knot.
274
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,953
Oh, so you will
rush into marriage
275
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:52,303
just to have sex with me.No!
276
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:55,655
I'm saying I'd marry you 'cause
that's how happy you make me!
277
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:01,312
You guys want to take this
someplace else?
278
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,358
Yeah, it's getting
a little icky.
279
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,497
Maybe we should go.
280
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:15,152
I'm enjoying
my moo shu.
281
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,676
Why don't you
tell everyone
282
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,808
about Uncle Victor's
second wife?
283
00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:21,506
Oh. Okay.
284
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,508
Her name was "Blessing."Mm.
285
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:25,336
And she was
loved by all
286
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,687
until she mysteriously
fell off a boat.
287
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,864
Or was she pushed?
288
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:36,565
DOTTIE/DOUGLAS/CHRISTINA:
Oh.
289
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,004
They searched for many days,
290
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,702
but they never
found her body.
291
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,181
DOTTIE/DOUGLAS/CHRISTINA:
Oh.
292
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,706
They found part
of a body,
293
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:50,187
but there was no way of knowing
if it was Auntie Blessing
294
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,189
or just a random foot.
295
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,844
[scoffs]
296
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:57,717
Auntie, Uncle,
I'm ready to go.
297
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,370
Did you two
work it out?
298
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,851
Can we please just go?
299
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,375
Sounds like a
lovers' quarrel.
300
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,203
They're not lovers,
hence the quarrel.
301
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,857
Oh, you're so clever.
302
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:10,207
You didn't think of it.
303
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,253
I hope everybody
enjoyed the show.
304
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,561
This is your
son's fault.
305
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,215
Abishola is
a good Christian girl.
306
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,565
She is right to wait
until they are married.
307
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:23,394
You did not
make mewait.
308
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,440
Olu, you slut.
309
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,051
Well, we were engaged.
310
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,749
No, we weren't.
311
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,751
You were dating
my brother.
312
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,102
Olu, you slut!
313
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:42,892
So what does this mean,
you are "taking a break"?
314
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,764
It means we are
taking time apart
315
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,591
to decide
if we should be together.
316
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:49,072
And this is all 'cause you're
not ready to sleep with him?
317
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,421
It is not that simple.
318
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:51,771
It is not that
complicated.
319
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,077
20 minutes, a couple
of times a week.
320
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,253
It's called "taking
one for the team."
321
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,778
And a man his age,
322
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,257
with a heart condition, shoot,
323
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,607
you could probably scoot by
with once a month.
324
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,435
[laughs]It's not that
325
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:05,915
I don't want
to sleep with him.
326
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,438
Then what is the problem?
327
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,789
Really? I have to spell it out?
328
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,791
BOTH:
Yes.
329
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:15,620
We don't have the same color,
we don't have the same religion,
330
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:16,926
we don't have the same values.
331
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:19,450
How is any of this
supposed to work?
332
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,104
You singing that song again?
We've been through this.
333
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,932
Yes,
334
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,805
there's a million reasons why
it shouldn't work, but it does.
335
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,458
I never seen
you happier
336
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,634
since that big block
of cream cheese
337
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,158
dropped into your life.
338
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,465
So let him drop into your pants.
339
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,816
Who knows?
340
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,643
You might
actually enjoy it.
341
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:41,168
Either way,
it's just 20 minutes.
342
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,651
[knock on door]It's open.
343
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:50,655
Sorry to interrupt, but Kofo and
I finished doing the inventory,
344
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,135
and found a few small
345
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,658
discrepancies.Yeah?
346
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,835
Tell somebody who cares.
347
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,150
Mr. Wheeler,
348
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,325
is everything all right?
349
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:09,674
No.
350
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:11,154
Anything we can do?
351
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,156
Yeah, have a drink with me.
352
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,332
Misery loves company.
353
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,160
Okay, we will
be the company.
354
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,554
And you will be the misery.
355
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,993
Let me ask you something.
356
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,169
Say a guy was
involved with a...
357
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,345
lady from your neck
of the woods.
358
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,870
Well, the forests of Nigeria
have been horribly depleted,
359
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,176
but okay.
360
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:37,354
And this lady tells the guy
she's committed to him,
361
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:38,703
he's the one for her,
362
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,009
she's not looking
at anybody else,
363
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:42,359
no pharmacists,
nothing like that.
364
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,361
Pharmacists seems like
an unnecessary detail,
365
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,537
but continue.
366
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,713
Would this guy be out of line
in thinking
367
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,194
that her affections
might become physical,
368
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:54,894
you know, before...
his machinery quits working?
369
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,748
Mr. Wheeler,
this woman does not deserve you.
370
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,229
If I were her, I would have
intercourse with you
371
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,622
as often as I could.
372
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,106
Once or twice a week.
373
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,804
Thanks, pal.
374
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,461
["You're Only Lonely"
by J.D. Souther playing]
375
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:51,428
♪ When the world
is ready to fall ♪
376
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:55,606
♪ On your little shoulders
377
00:15:55,650 --> 00:16:00,785
♪ And when you're feeling
lonely and small ♪
378
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:05,660
♪ You need somebody there
to hold you ♪
379
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,664
♪ You can call out my name
380
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:14,625
♪ When you're only lonely
381
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:20,457
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh♪♪ Now, don't you ever
be ashamed ♪
382
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:23,156
♪ You're only lonely
383
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:31,120
♪ When you need
somebody around ♪
384
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:34,297
♪ On the nights that try you
385
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:39,999
♪ Remember, I was there
when you were a queen ♪
386
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:45,830
♪ And I'll be
the last one there beside you ♪
387
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:48,877
♪ So you can call out my name
388
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,317
♪ When you're only lonely
389
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:59,844
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh♪♪ Now, don't you ever
be ashamed ♪
390
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:02,021
♪ You're only lonely
391
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:05,024
♪ You're only lonely♪
392
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,679
♪ You're only lonely♪
393
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,333
♪ So if you need me
394
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,509
♪ You're only lonely♪
395
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:17,340
♪ All you've got to do
is call me ♪
396
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,864
♪ Well, you're only lonely...
397
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:22,389
♪ You're only lonely♪
398
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,349
♪ You're only lonely.♪
399
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,916
[sighs]
400
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,929
Screw it.
401
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,588
[phone vibrates]
402
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:52,897
Hey.
403
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,073
Did I wake you?
404
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,552
No.
405
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:56,901
I miss you.
406
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,555
I miss you, too.
407
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,079
I've been thinking.
408
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,559
Maybe I'm wrong
about waiting for marriage.
409
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,213
Stop. You're not wrong.
410
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,215
Bob, you have to be
honest with me.
411
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,738
I am.
412
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:09,218
The only thing
important right now is
413
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:10,915
that I have you in my life.
414
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,743
Are you sure?BOB: Yes.
415
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,571
If it means
I have to wait forever,
416
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,573
then that's what I'll do.
417
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,923
It will not be forever.
418
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:22,101
Can you narrow it down
any more than that?
419
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,234
How about tomorrow?
420
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,757
Tomorrow?
421
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,759
Mm, I'm just joking.
422
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:31,240
Don't do that to me.
423
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,242
Sweet dreams.
424
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:34,765
They will be now.
425
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,419
Good night, Bob.
426
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,465
Good night, Abishola.
427
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,123
Okay.
428
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,320
This is different.
This is celebrating.
429
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,631
Kaale, Tunde.
430
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,807
Kaale, Bob!
[laughs]
431
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,331
Hey, come, sit.
432
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:22,465
Abishola will be
ready very soon.
433
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:25,164
Ten minutes, 15 tops.
434
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,818
So, you're good?
435
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,473
I amgood. You?Ah.
436
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:33,998
My only complaint is I do not
see my friend Bob enough.
437
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:34,999
Likewise.
438
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,653
I am very glad
439
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,003
that you and Abishola have
worked out your differences.
440
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,309
Yeah, me, too.
441
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:42,659
Can I ask you a
personal question?
442
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,008
Sure.
443
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,185
You had the heart attack
a few months ago.
444
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,316
How you doing now?
445
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,013
Great. Why?
446
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:52,016
At some point, you and
Abishola will lay together.
447
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:55,063
You need to be in tip-top
physical condition.
448
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,501
Sorry?
449
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,851
Nigerian women are
ferocious lovers.
450
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:04,681
Olu and I are still like
frisky college freshmen.
451
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:07,858
Really?
Well, thanks for the advice.
452
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:11,340
Uh, you know those double bunk
beds that are in dormitories?
453
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,690
Oh, we're not done.
454
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,344
We broke one.
455
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:18,217
Crushed Olu's roommate
in the bed below.
456
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,045
Is that right?
457
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,700
Yes, we had to take
her to the hospital.
458
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,746
Uh, you know,
after we finished.
459
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:31,230
Abishola, I'm gonna
wait in the car!
460
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,883
Oh, I-I'll keep you company.
461
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,233
[laughs]
462
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,060
[chuckling]:
Uh, speaking of cars,
463
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:39,368
uh, one time, we were
in my father's Toyota,
464
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,718
and somehow,
I released the parking brake.
465
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:45,766
The car rolled into the river,
and we didn't even notice!
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