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Previously
onBob Hearts Abishola...
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Since you are no longer
interested in Chukwuemeka,
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what would you think if I
set him up with somebody else?
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Why would you do that?
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He's so boring and arrogant.
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Yes, you are right.
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But maybe there's a woman
out there
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who can see past those flaws,
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someone with a lot
of love to give
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and enough frequent flyer miles
to take him to Aruba.
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Are you interested in him?
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Me? No.
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I was thinking of somebody else.
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It is me.
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There it is.I knew it.
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Okay, I have to go.
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Your mother is all set,
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but she'll need help
getting to the bathroom.
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Uh, can't she do, like,
a bedpan or something?
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She would prefer not to.
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And if she's going
to get better,
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she needs
to start moving around.
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I just came to tell you
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that I will not be seeing
Chukwuemeka again,
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even though we had a
fantastic dinner last night
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and enjoyed each other's company
very much.
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You are lying again.
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[sighs]
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I am.
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I told you--
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there is a reason why a man
that handsome
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still lives with his mother.
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[grunts]
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I can't.
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Yes, you can.
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[grunts]
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How 'bout, instead
of a dumbbell,
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you put a bottle
of beer in my hand
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and see if I can
lift it to my mouth.
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No beer. Try again.
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[scoffs]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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It's useless.
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You might as well cut it off
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and get one of those robot arms
Douglas keeps telling me about.
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You do not need robot arms.
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Oh, I get it.
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The robot arm
puts you out of business.
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See if you can
hold it here.
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[grunts]
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[clicks tongue]
Ta-da!
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All right, let's try
some leg exercises.
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Oh, you really suck.
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No, you suck.
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I keep telling you--
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it's a waste of time.
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Mm.
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You have something better to do?
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Okay, now, that was mean.
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Then kick me.
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Oh. I really want to.
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[grunts softly]
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Can I use my good leg?
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You can try,
but then I'll kick you back.
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[clicks tongue] I've been
doing this for weeks.
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Nothing happens.
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Okay.
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If you finish your exercises,
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I'll let you have half a beer.
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A whole beer.A sip.
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That's not how you negotiate![chuckles]
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You're supposed to
meet me in the middle.
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Okay, half a beer after lunch,
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half a beer after dinner.
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Now you're talkin'.
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[grunts]
I can't.
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Yes, you can.
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[grunts]
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I can't!
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All right,
we can stop for now.[cries]
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Oh, great.
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You made the
old broad cry.
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Now your job is done.
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I know it's hard,
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but you're doing very well.[sniffles]
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I still get the beer, right?
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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[crowd cheering on TV]
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You know,
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there's a silver lining
in Mom's stroke.
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What's that?
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Family time.
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Quality family time.
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I agree. Family.
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That's what it's all about.
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Can we please
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just watch the game
and not talk?
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Like a family.
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ABISHOLA:
Your mother is taking a nap.
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You might want to check on her
in about an hour.
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How'd the
physical therapy go?
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Making any progress?
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Not as much as
she would like.
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I saw this news thing
on robot arms.
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Is that an option?
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No, Douglas.
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And, please, don't give
her any more bad ideas.
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The guy on TV was juggling.
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Douglas,
watch the game.
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Okay.
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Is there anything we can do?
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Yes. She needs to get
back to her old life--
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go back to work, spend
time with friends.
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Sitting in that room all day
is making her depressed.
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You can help her
with that, right?
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Depression's
kind of your jam.
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Douglas, the game.
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Yeah.
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I'll bring some work home
for her to do,
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and then we'll try to get her
to socialize a little.Good.
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I'm sure she has many friends
who are anxious to see her.
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Eh, we'll dig somebody up.
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Come on,
I'll take you home.
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Just so you know,
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depression is a real,
measurable disease.
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Is one of the symptoms
going to airport bars
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to hook up
with baggage handlers?
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Very nice, Douglas.
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What?
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I was enjoying family time!
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[phone vibrating]
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[groans]
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What?That pharmacist
keeps texting me.
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I thought you broke it off.I did.
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I told him very clearly
we should just be friends.
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You're such a bad liar.
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I am.
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But look at this.
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Look what I can get
over the counter.
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Mm. I don't want to see that.
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I do.
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Damn, he's pretty.
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[chuckles]Send this to me.
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No.Oh, come on.
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I've been married
a long time.
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I need a little help
to get across the finish line.
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What would your husband say?
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Oh, he won't care.
He'll hold the phone for me.
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Look who's here!
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[TV playing indistinctly]
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Hey, you!
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[groans]
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So good to see you.
How you doing?
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Yeah, what's
the good word?
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Paralysis.
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Well, you look fabulous.
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Yeah, sure.
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TRISH:
No, it's true.
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We were expecting to see a
melted candle with blonde hair.
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Trish.You laughed in the car.
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[sighs]
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So,
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what you been up to?
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Not much.
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I sit here, watch TV.
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They make me exercise.
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That sounds fun!
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Yeah, like
a staycation.
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Who needs Cabo?
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So, how's it going
at the club?
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Oh, well, here's
some big news.
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We have a new member who
happens to be a black gal.
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We love her.
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She's great.So great.
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That's great.It is great.
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So...
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so, when are you done
with all this?
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I don't know.
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Maybe never.
[chuckles]
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Okay, I'm j-- I'm
just gonna say it.
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I'm sad now.
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Oh, Jen,
it's gonna be okay.
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Really?
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'Cause I'm
really sad.
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Thanks for coming.
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Bye. Bye.Okay, you bet.
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If that was me,
I'd take a handful of pills
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and just end it.
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She can't open the bottle.
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That's the problem.I know.
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Well, that was a fun
little visit, huh?
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Don't ever spring that
on me again.
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No more visitors.
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Why not?I don't want people
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to see me like this.
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Come on, you got nothing
to be embarrassed about.
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People get sick,
life happens.
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No more visitors.
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Okay, okay.I don't need
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any more lookie-loos.
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"Come see the one-armed woman
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trying to chew a pizza roll
with half a mouth."
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Well, that's why you're slim--
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you chew.
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I just swallow 'em like pills.
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It's not fair. They're
both older than me,
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and they're totally healthy.
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Well, I'm sure,
at some point,
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they'll have their own
medical crisis to deal with.
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Don't try and cheer me up.
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Mm. I spoke with
your mathematics teacher today.
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She said that Beginning Algebra
is not challenging for you.
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You should be
in Advanced Placement.
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I'd rather not do that.Why not?
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I'd like to stay in a class
with my friends.
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Are you listening
to my stupid son?
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Given the opportunity
to better himself,
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he would rather be
with his friends.
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You will make
new friends.
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Smarter friends.
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And one day,
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your hard work will pay off
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and you'll be happy,
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like me.
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[phone chimes]
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[clicks tongue]
Oh, no.
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What?It's Bob.
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His mother's depression
is getting worse.
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Americans have
so much depression.
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I don't understand it.
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I do.
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Oh, hi!
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We came to cheer up
your mother.
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With food and games.
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Oh, that's very nice, but
she's not really up for vi--
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Okay, come on in!
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AUNTIE OLU:
Here you go.
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A real Nigerian meal.
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Thank you, Olu,
but I'm not hungry.
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Eat.
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Really,
I don't have an appetite.
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Eat!
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Okay.
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[coughing]
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Spicy!
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[exclaims]
It's hot pepper soup.
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It cures colds,
fevers,
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anything that troubles you.
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Even your make-believe
depression.
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Make-believe?
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I just had a stroke;
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I think I'm allowed
to be a little gloomy.
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Why?
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What purpose does it serve?
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I don't know,
it's just how I feel.
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Dottie, let me
tell you a story.
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Ah, damn.
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There once was a monkey
who lost his tail.
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Don't tell me, he was depressed.
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I willtell you.
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He was depressed.
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A crocodile had
bitten off his tail,
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and with it, his will to live.
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Can you please just cut to
the moral of the story?
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Oh...
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Cannot swing from branch
to branch...
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The other monkeys
made fun of him...
271
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,508
Uh, he met a
clever turtle...
272
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:40,727
Ah!
273
00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:45,079
The moral is... don't give up.
274
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:47,690
That's great.
I feel better.
275
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,344
Good.
276
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:52,477
Finish your soup,
then we'll play Scrabble.
277
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,697
I don't know, I'm really tired.
278
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,699
We also brought beer.
279
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,093
Shut the door.
280
00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:06,970
Karo.
281
00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,929
Hey.
Karo.
Gloria,
282
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,408
that's a lovely necklace.
283
00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:14,064
It's just the chain
for my glasses.
284
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,110
I also have a necklace.
285
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,546
Oh, nice.
286
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,069
Yes, very pretty.
287
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,549
It was a gift.
288
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:21,942
Really?
Who gave it...?
Don't.
289
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,292
That's what she wants.
290
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,555
Oh, come on. Please ask.
291
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:27,730
Who gave you the...
292
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,950
Chukwuemeka!
293
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,952
Kemi.What can I do?
294
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,736
He will not take "no"
for an answer.
295
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:34,737
Did you tell him "no"?
296
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,957
No.
297
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,741
Kemi, be careful.
298
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,091
He's going to want something
in exchange for this gift.
299
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,614
Oh, he already got it.
300
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,967
This was not a please,
it was a thank you.
301
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,803
CHRISTINA:
♪ Pretty woman
302
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,674
♪ Rolling down the street
303
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,676
♪ Pretty woman
304
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,765
♪ The kind I'd like to meet
305
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,941
♪ Pretty woman.
306
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:05,768
Wow, you look great.
307
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:06,900
Thank you.
308
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:07,901
What's the occasion?
309
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:08,989
I'm tired of laying around,
310
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,338
waiting to die.
311
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:11,818
I'm gonna have lunch
at the club.
312
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,167
Good for you.
With Jen and Trish?
313
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,603
Ah, screw Jen and Trish.
314
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,780
I'm going with Olu and Tunde.
315
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,130
Olu and Tunde?
316
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,697
That's exactly
what I said,
317
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,351
and how I said it.
318
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,440
What's the big deal?
319
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,485
Nothing, it's just the club's
kind of a stuffy place;
320
00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,183
they may raise some eyebrows.
321
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,576
Ah, those old hags
have had so much Botox,
322
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,361
their eyebrows
aren't going anywhere.
323
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:34,971
[chuckles][car horn honks]
324
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,365
There's my Nigerians. Mush.
325
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:39,367
♪ Pretty woman...
326
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:40,803
That was cute once.
327
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,985
One moment, please.
328
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,813
[soft piano music playing]
329
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,164
Ooh, cream of broccoli.
330
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,470
Good choice.
331
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:01,955
That's right, Susan,
I'm not dead.
332
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,392
So many old white people,
333
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,829
it's like eating lunch
in a bank.
334
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,180
This is fun.Yes,
335
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,487
and next week we will
take you to our club.
336
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:15,403
You have a club?No, it was a joke.
337
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,231
I assumed you knew
we do not have a club.
338
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,710
[laughs]
339
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,451
But you could come to church
with us sometime.
340
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,018
[laughing]
341
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,715
That was not a joke.
342
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,630
Look who's out and about.
343
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,850
And someone
combed your hair.
344
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,070
Hi. Jen Davenport.
345
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:32,202
I'm Trish Dolan.
And you are?
346
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,161
Oluwatoyin Ifedayo Olatunji.
347
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,425
DOTTIE:
And this...
348
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:40,210
is Babatunde Teletubby
349
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,430
Olatunji.
350
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,866
Did I get that right?
351
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,260
Close enough.
352
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:49,916
You two are so cute,
all matchy-matchy.
353
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,527
[chuckles] And how is it
that you know Dottie?
354
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,877
Well, her son is courting
our niece.
355
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:55,878
Courting?
356
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,924
Oh, très galant.
357
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,882
I voted for Obama.
358
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,015
JEN:
Speaking of,
359
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,104
we have a gal here
you two should meet.
360
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,235
She's great.So great.
361
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,454
Really great.
362
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,195
[flatly]:
Great.
363
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,333
Kaason.
Kaason.
364
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,118
Thank you so much
for meeting me.
365
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,771
Mm.
366
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,122
I got you a cappuccino
with extra foam.
367
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,037
Thank you.
368
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,342
I remembered.
369
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,779
You like it to tickle your lip.
370
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,739
Your memory is as perfect
as your abdomen.
371
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,393
[chuckles]
372
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:35,918
So, what was so important that
you had to see me at work?
373
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,790
I need to ask you a favor.
374
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,314
Yes, of course, what?
375
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:43,447
I need the necklace back.
376
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:48,757
In exchange for a better one?
377
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,716
No. Here is the problem:
378
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:55,982
my mother saw how expensive
it was and became very upset.
379
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,940
And how does she know
how much it cost?
380
00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,595
She went through my pockets
when she was doing my laundry.
381
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,814
Your mother does your laundry?
382
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:06,166
I certainly would not
pay a stranger to do it.
383
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,777
Well, I will not be
giving back the necklace.
384
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,170
Kemi, please.
385
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:13,956
Will you be giving me back
what I gave to you?
386
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,392
No.
387
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:18,134
I will treasure that night
forever.
388
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,963
Good. And tell your mother
if she has a problem,
389
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,138
she can talk to me.
390
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:23,966
Uh-uh. You don't
want to do that.
391
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,533
Why? I'm not afraid of her.
392
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,317
Because you don't know her.
393
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:32,540
Chukwuemeka, don't worry,
I will take care of you.
394
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,411
Really?
395
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,765
Really.
396
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:45,205
You're wearing the necklace now,
aren't you?
397
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,554
Yes.
398
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:49,035
I can feel it.
399
00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:53,430
The food is delicious.Oh.
400
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,997
Yes, very good.
401
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,695
As long as we don't
get raided by ICE,
402
00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:00,046
we got a great kitchen.
403
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,351
Mm.You know,
404
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,180
they put on a nice wedding
here, too.
405
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:07,618
Are you thinking of
one couple in particular?
406
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,360
A mother can dream, right?
407
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,971
So can aunties.
Oh.
408
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,192
And Bob's first wedding
was downtown,
409
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,194
so there's no bad juju.
410
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,153
Excuse me, did you say
"bad juju"?
411
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:23,199
Ah, geez, is that
an offensive term?
412
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:26,202
No, we Nigerians
invented juju.
413
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:27,247
[laughs]
414
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,857
And don't worry,
415
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,380
we will tell you
if you are being offensive.
416
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,469
Likewise.Mm-hmm.
417
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,645
Now, if we're gonna
have the ceremony here,
418
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,647
we've got to book it
like a year in advance.
419
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,649
Are we ready to commit?
420
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,216
I feel good about it.
421
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,478
Me, too.
422
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,698
So what's the first step?
423
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:46,875
Abishola needs to finalize
her divorce in Nigeria.
424
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,311
And they'll need to
start looking into
425
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,834
neighborhood schools
for Dele.
426
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:52,011
And I'll have my lawyer
draw up a prenup.
427
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,274
What?
428
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,232
Well, it's just this thing
you sign
429
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,408
to make sure everybody hangs on
to what's theirs.
430
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,236
We know what it is.
431
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,759
But why does Abishola
need one?
432
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,283
Do you think
she wants Bob's money?
433
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,154
No, but it's a family business,
434
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,895
and it needs to stay
in the family.
435
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,202
But wouldn't Abishola
be a part of the family?
436
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:13,162
Well, yeah, sort of.
437
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,774
Do you remember a moment ago,
you asked us to tell you
438
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,080
when you are being offensive?
439
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,647
It's happening now.
440
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:23,216
Oh, come on, Bob had a prenup
in his first marriage.
441
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,782
Christina, too.
442
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:28,090
And thank God, otherwise
we'd have a life coach
443
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:31,093
and an underwear model
on our board of directors.
444
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,356
Our niece is a good
Christian girl.
445
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,663
She would be a step up
for your family.
446
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,230
The Wicked Witch of the West
447
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,275
would be a step up
for my family.
448
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:43,888
But the reality of marriage
is: half of 'em don't last.
449
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:45,977
Yes, well, we believe
marriage is forever.
450
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,979
Till the bitter end.
451
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,287
Well, tell that to the clown
in Nigeria
452
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,115
Abishola's trying to get rid of.
453
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,900
He abandoned her, and she
did not take anything from him.
454
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,467
Well, did he have anything?
455
00:17:57,511 --> 00:18:00,035
You assume because
he is Nigerian, he is poor?
456
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,689
Shame on you!
457
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,300
Oh, don't make this about race.
458
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,607
Look who we found.
459
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:09,523
Isn't she great?So great.
460
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,574
This is nice, huh?
461
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,141
Just the two of us
for once.
462
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,925
Yes. It's funny,
463
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,144
we see each other
almost every day,
464
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,494
but we're so busy,
I still miss you.
465
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:27,149
You know what?
I've been missing you, too.
466
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:30,500
Hopefully we have
more time like this
467
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,328
now that your mother
is making progress.
468
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,591
Well, that's thanks
to your aunt and uncle.
469
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,985
[chuckles] Did you ever expect
your family and my family
470
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,334
to get along like this?
471
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,814
Not in a million years.
472
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,511
[car horn honking repeatedly]
473
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,165
What's that about?
474
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,819
[honking continues]
475
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,473
[tires screeching]
476
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,694
[sighs heavily]
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