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Previously
onBob Hearts Abishola...
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So, what's going on?
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You need to know another
man is courting my niece.
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Really?
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But I am still on Team Bob.
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Have a lovely day.
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Good Lord,
that is a beautiful man.
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You and this guy
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have a lot more in common
than you and I ever will.
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And you probably
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should go for it.
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I should go for it?
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Yeah. I mean,
if it makes you happy.
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So you just throw
in the blanket.
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Towel.
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Don't correct me.
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And do not tell me
how to live my life.
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Look, I didn't mean it
like that. I was just trying
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to be supportive.
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When you care for someone,
you fight for them.
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You don't just give up.
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[thud, man grunts]
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[laughter]
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[TV turns off]
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What have you done?
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The right thing.
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Bob is the better man,
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and I stand by him
no matter the consequences.
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Come on in.
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Thank you.
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Hello.
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Little help?
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Bathroom. Bobby?
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Anyone?
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Hello?
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Come on!
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Somebody!
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Hello?
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May I help you?
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[both scream]
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[door slams]
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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Is she all right?
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Yeah. Half an Ambien,
and it never happened.
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I helped myself
to some tea.
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I made you a cup, as well.
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Thanks.
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You know, I never
really drank this stuff
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before I met Abishola.
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[chuckles]:
Nigerians. We love our tea.
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Hey, we got it
from the British.
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That and syphilis.
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They also gave you
that goofy-ass game.
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What's it called?
Cricket.
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Don't mock cricket!
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It is a game of kings.Sorry.
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It-It's like baseball,
but with big-boy pants.
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My mistake.
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It was.
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Yeah. You hungry?
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Oh, I shouldn't eat this late.
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I-I get the acid reflux.
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Yeah, me, too.
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What's on the menu?
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Ooh, meat lovers.
That would include me.
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Coming up.
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Tunde, I'm really sorry
for getting you in trouble.
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You should be. If I knew
you were going to give up,
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I would have not been
your Deep Throat.
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My Deep Throat?
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Richard Nixon, Watergate.
Read your history.
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I was just doing what I thought
was best for Abishola.
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I already told you
what was best for her. You.
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Are we sure about that?
I mean, come on.
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I'm a 50-year-old white guy
shaped like a honey baked ham.
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Is that how you sell socks,
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with the self-pity
and the whining?
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Hey, my socks sell themselves.
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They're the best in the world.
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Youare the best in the world.
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I appreciate that, but...
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Say it.
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Tunde...
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Say it.
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I'm the best in the world.
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Say it like you mean it.
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I'm the best in the world.More.
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I'm the best in the world.
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Again.I'm the best in the world!
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DOTTIE:
Will you two shut the hell up!
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Sorry.
Sorry.
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Is that him?Yes.
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That is a sexy pharmacist.
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I'd like to take him twice
a day on an empty stomach.
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Kemi, please, don't.
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Don't what, be happy for you?
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I am just here to
pick up a prescription.
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You can lie to yourself,
but don't lie to me.
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Bringing you was
a bad idea.Next.
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Too late now.
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Abishola,
good to see you.
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Good to see you, too,
Chukwuemeka.
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This is my friend Kemi.
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Kemi, this is Chukwuemeka.
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Nice to meet you.
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And you, too.
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And may I say, the
shape of your head
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is very pleasing.
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Thank you.
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Uh, yes, I am picking up
a prescription
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for Dorothy Wheeler.
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One minute.
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Oh, what pleasures lie
beneath that smock?
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Shh.
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Ah, here it is.
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I know, as a health care
professional,
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you do not require consultation,
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but should you need me,
I am available 24/7.
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That's all the hours
and all the days.
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I know what it is.
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In the meantime,
is there any possibility
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I could take you out to dinner?
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Tonight, perhaps.
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Tonight? Ah.
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Actually, I was planning
to spend time
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with my son tonight.
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I will spend time with him.
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I cannot ask you to do that.
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You don't have to.
I insist.
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But I promised to help him
with his homework.
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All you do is yell at him.
How does that help?
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I guess tonight would be fine.
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Wonderful. 7:00?
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Perfect.
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I'll see you then.
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Oh, I still owe you
for the prescription.
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It's just the co-pay.
My treat.
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Thank you. Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.Bye-bye.
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Oh, my God, he covered
the co-pay!
Shh.
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Mmm.
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This is delicious.
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Where did you learn to cook?
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In Nigeria.
Children there are expected
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to do many household chores.
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Did you have to carry water
on your head?
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Our water came from a faucet.
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Oh, good for you.
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And unlike your Detroit water,
we could drink it.
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Oh, snap.
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And what about you?
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Uh, did you have to work
as a child?Sure.
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I was a babysitter,
a waitress.
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I worked for my dad.
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You know, he was the
first guy in Detroit
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to sell Japanese cars.
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Oh, people hated him.
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I spent a whole summer
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hosing dog poop off Datsuns.
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You never told me that story.
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'Cause you never asked.
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But Tunde did.
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I did.
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DOTTIE:
This man knows more
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about me than you do,
and he's only been here a day.
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Not even.
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Really?
Feels like longer.
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Uh-uh.
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Uncle, what are you doing here?
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Ask your auntie.
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They got in a big fight,
and he slept here.
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Scared me so much
I almost wet myself.
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Likewise.
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Again, I am so sorry.
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Oh, you were only
trying to help.
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More than we can say for
Sleeping Beauty over there.[laughs]
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UNCLE TUNDE:
That's funny.
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Because you were sleeping.
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Hey, uh, any chance
you and I can talk about,
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you know, what we need
to talk about?
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I'm sorry, I have to work.
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Uh, okay. Later, then.
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Oh, Bob...
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I know.
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What happened to
"I am the best in the world"?
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Was I supposed to
say that to her?
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Well, it's better than, uh...
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[high-pitched]:
"Can you and I talk about,
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you know, what we need
to talk about?"
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Is that really what
I sounded like?
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You are a little nasal, honey.
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I got to get to work.
You need to be somewhere?
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No, he needs to be right here.
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Do you play gin rummy?
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A penny a point.
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How about a dime?
Make it hurt.
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Ooh, aren't you already
in enough pain?
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Ah, trash talk.
I love it.
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Bobby Socks, go run
and get Mommy's cards.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hey, fellas.
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E karo,Mr. Wheeler. E karo.
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Yeah, yeah, karo.
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Everything okay here?
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Yes, sir.
Jim-dandy.
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God bless you guys.
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God bless you as well,
Mr. Wheeler.God bless you, sir.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Are you okay?
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Don't worry about it.
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If the company is in trouble,
you will tell us, right?
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The company's fine,
doing better than ever.
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How are things with you
and the beautiful Abishola?
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Aw...
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[sighs]
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Hmm. Look who came home
with his tail between his legs.
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My tail is in the air,
wagging proudly.
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I just got off
the phone with Ogechi,
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and her son is taking Abishola
to dinner tonight.
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That's nice.
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The Red Lobster,
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where she can have all
the popcorn shrimp she can eat.
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It's not true.
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They made me stop.
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What are you doing?
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Dottie won't take a check.
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Dottie? Bob's mother?
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And my friend.
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Is that where you have been?
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Yes. And I'm going back.
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Why?
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Because she is nice to me.
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And I'm down $280.
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What?!
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Don't worry about the prices.
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Order whatever you want.
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Thank you.
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I pay off my credit card
every month,
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so the sky is the limit.Okay.
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As long as the sky
is under $2,500.
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So, here we are.
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Yes.
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May I ask you a question?Of course.
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Do you like Zach Galifianakis?
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I do not know who that is.
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He's an American actor.
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Very funny.
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He made one movie where
he drank so much alcohol
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he could not remember
what happened the day before.
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So the movie
is about alcoholism?
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[laughs]
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Yes!
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It was so hilarious, they made
it over and over again.
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Can I interest you
in a glass of wine?We'd better not.
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We don't want to forget
our wonderful date.
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I'll have a glass.
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White? Red?
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I don't care.
Just bring something.
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Oh, this is helpful.
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[groans]
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Well, hang in there.
You can still come in second.
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If I want to be mocked,
I will go home to my wife.
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So this whole blowup
is about Bob
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and Abishola?It's not just that.
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It's years of having
my opinions dismissed.
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Mm. Sounds like you
just want to be heard.
267
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,172
That is exactly right.
268
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:19,564
All right. Go ahead, then.
269
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:20,783
Let's hear them.
270
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,045
Hear what?
271
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,438
Your precious opinions.
What are they?
272
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:27,268
Well, I don't have them now.
273
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:30,619
Then why are you being
such a big drama queen?
274
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,795
King. Drama king.
275
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:33,970
But I do think that Bob
276
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:36,581
is the better man for my niece.
277
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,280
Of course he is.
He's the best guy in the world.
278
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,803
That's what I keep telling him.
279
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,414
His whole life, he's been
bashful around women.
280
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,852
And public pools.
281
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,854
Well, I understand that.
282
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,595
I swim in a T-shirt.
283
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:51,771
[door opens]
284
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,120
BOB: Hello?In here!
285
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,252
Maybe you can give him
a pep talk.
286
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:57,559
He is a white man with money.
287
00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:00,649
God already gave him a pep talk.
288
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:04,871
We're still doing this? Okay.
289
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,568
Hey, come.
Sit, join us.
290
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:07,569
Yeah.
291
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:09,223
Play cards
with old people,
292
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,921
get a sneak peek
at the rest of your life.
293
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,794
Thanks, but, uh, I think
I'm gonna call it a night.
294
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,360
All right. Sweet dreams.
295
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:17,884
Dottie, did I mention
that my niece
296
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:21,844
is on a date tonight with
a Nigerian pharmacist?
297
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,454
Is that so?
298
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:26,457
Yes, at the Red Lobster
near the civic center.
299
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:30,287
A-According to Google Maps, one
could drive there in 14 minutes,
300
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:33,813
or two hours walking.
301
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,946
Don't wait up.
302
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,165
Subtle.
303
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,645
I thought so.
304
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,299
Gin.
[sighs]
305
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,258
You are like a witch.
306
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,694
[cackles]
307
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:58,968
You know, these bibs
are ours to keep.
308
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,318
That's nice.
309
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:02,754
Are you enjoying your lobster?
310
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:05,670
Very much. But I think
I'm getting full.
311
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:08,891
That's because you ate
too many popcorn shrimp.
312
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,153
Maybe.
313
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,852
You did. I was counting.
314
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,117
Oh, no.
Hey.
315
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,683
What are you doing here?
316
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,164
I'm sorry to interrupt.
I just got to say something.
317
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,774
You look familiar.
318
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,865
You're in the Midwest, pal.
Lot of guys look like me.
319
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,345
All right, listen. You didn't
want to talk to me in private,
320
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,695
so we're gonna do it in public.No, we are not.
321
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:33,307
I'm here because
I want to be with you.
322
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:35,222
Bob, please.
You are embarrassing me.
323
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,354
Me, too. You should leave.You're right.
324
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:38,878
I should.
325
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,446
Abishola.
326
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,884
You're way out of my league.
327
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,015
You're funny,
328
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,930
smart, gorgeous
329
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:51,978
and you know how to cut through
all my BS with just a look.
330
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,414
Yeah. Like that one.
331
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,024
I-I know you and I
332
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,243
don't make any sense.
333
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,680
We're like ice cream
for breakfast.
334
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,812
It doesn't seem
like a good idea,
335
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:05,382
but if it makes you happy,
why not?
336
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:09,038
Ice cream for breakfast?
337
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,561
It's a metaphor.
338
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,259
Technically, it's a simile.
339
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,391
All right.
340
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:18,395
Anyway, that's my sales pitch.
341
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:20,528
Enjoy your dinner.
342
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,576
Okay. He had his chance.
343
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,317
Now is my turn to speak.
344
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:30,494
It does not have to be.
345
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:33,758
Abishola, what I am about to say
346
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:37,414
will be at times
both funny and moving.
347
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,677
More wine, please.
348
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,072
Gin.
349
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:46,641
I'm beginning to think
these cards are marked.
350
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,818
Possible.
Or maybe you just suck.
351
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,951
[doorbell rings]
352
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,953
Saved by the Chinese food.
353
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,961
You're not my egg roll.
354
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,050
Come home.
Why?
355
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,661
What do you mean, "why"?
That is where you belong.
356
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:09,620
I belong where my thoughts
and feelings are appreciated.
357
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,448
Thoughts and feelings?
358
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:14,190
What is wrong with you?
359
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,323
DOTTIE:
Tunde, who is it?My wife.
360
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,326
Olu? Invite her in!No!
361
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,154
I'm tired of being
pushed around!
362
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,372
DOTTIE:
Just do it!
363
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,592
Please, come in.
364
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:30,380
I know what you're thinking,
but we were just playing cards.
365
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:33,688
I couldn't jump his bones
if I wanted to.
366
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:37,866
I'm sorry my husband has imposed
on you, but we'll be going now.
367
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:41,348
I'm not an imposition,
I am an invited guest.
368
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,785
You're an ATM machine
is what you are.
369
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:47,354
Please, both of you,
sit down.
370
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,060
You're mad at Big T,
aren't you?
371
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,279
Who is Big T?
372
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,194
Tunde.
373
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:05,720
This is the first time
I'm hearing it, but I like it.
374
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:08,679
Well, then, yes.
I'm very mad at Big T.
375
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:09,898
DOTTIE:
Yeah.
376
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,205
You have no idea
how lucky you are.
377
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,423
Lucky?
378
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,990
Olu, I was married
379
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:20,387
to my husband for 26 years,
and mad at him for 27.
380
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,129
27?
381
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,131
He pissed me off when he died.
382
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,872
But I'd give anything to yell
383
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:31,267
at that dumb son of a bitch
one more time.
384
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,269
I don't understand.
385
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:36,403
Well, think of it this way.
386
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,970
You and Tunde
387
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:42,365
are like cellmates
serving a life sentence.
388
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:43,758
Inevitably,
389
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,368
there's going to be times
when you want
390
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:48,371
to stick a shiv in his ribs.
391
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,373
But you don't.
392
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,506
And that's love.
393
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,425
I have missed you.
394
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,601
Okay.
DOTTIE:
Tunde!
395
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,431
I have missed you, too.
396
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,086
Better.[doorbell rings]
397
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,959
Perfect timing.
That's the Panda Palace.
398
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,571
Tunde?
I'm going.
399
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,141
[whispers]:
You've got a good one there.
400
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:22,449
I do. Now give me the cards.
401
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,712
I need to win back
some of this money.
402
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,112
Wait, you showed up
403
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,765
at the restaurant?
404
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,637
I thought it would be romantic.
405
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,117
I think it's sweet.
406
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,770
I think it's stalking.
407
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,163
Well, it doesn't matter.
408
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,774
She found somebody better,
life goes on.
409
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,994
On the bright side,
she's Mom's primary caregiver,
410
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:48,388
so you get to relive
your shame every day.
411
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,824
[chuckles]Ha, ha, ha, ha.
412
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,871
Who is that helping?
413
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,658
Good morning.
414
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,921
Hey.Morning.
415
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:03,490
Bob, look who it is.
It's Abishola.
416
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,274
Take a hike.
417
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:08,408
Because you want to make
another weird, pathetic speech?
418
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,279
Go.DOUGLAS: Okay.
419
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:11,585
Bye.
420
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:14,109
That was a three-dollar muffin.
421
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,246
I'm really sorry
about last night.
422
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:21,812
You should be.
423
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:24,293
I didn't mean to embarrass you.
424
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,729
You embarrassed yourself.
425
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,296
Well, regardless,
426
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,037
I stand by everything I said.
427
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,257
Good to know.
428
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,782
Here. I brought you breakfast.
429
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,833
Ice cream?
430
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:47,795
Enjoy. I'm going
to check on your mother.
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