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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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Let me introduce
my oldest son Chukwuemeka.
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You can call me Chuey.
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You can call him Chukwuemeka.
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I want you to know,
if this works out,
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I will allow you
to keep your job.
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Thank you.
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As long as dinner is on
the table when I come home,
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there's no problem.
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[laughs]
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Oh, I think there is a problem.
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Yes, Auntie, I know,
he's very polite...
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and successful...
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Bob?...and young and handsome.
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Not Bob.
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Okay, Auntie, I must go.
I am in the middle of surgery.
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Okay. Okay.
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Auntie, my patient
is close to death.
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Okay.
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And goodbye.
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Ugh. I wish she would
stay out of my business.
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She's a very
nosy woman.
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Now, who is this young
and handsome man?
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Remember the pharmacist
I told you about?
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Chukwuemeka?
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Chukwa-who?
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Chukwuemeka. In Nigeria
it's a very common name.
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Get out of here.
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Yes. There are many
famous Chukwuemekas.
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Chukwuemeka Onyemachi.Chukwuemeka Ojukwu.
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Chukwuemeka Nwadike.Chukwuemeka Woke.
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Okay, I believe you.
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Anyway, what's going on
with your Chukwuemeka?
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His mother asked
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my auntie to give him
a second chance,
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but I don't
really like him.
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You don't need
to like him.
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He's Nigerian, young,
handsome, virile,
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and a pharmacist
at the CVS.
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How do you know he's virile?
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Are you deaf? He's Nigerian.
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What about Bob?
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I don't know.
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Now that his mother
had a stroke,
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he has more important
things on his mind.
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Well, if he's snoozing,
he's losing.
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I heard that on the Seinfeld.
Jerry said it to Kramer.
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Honey, you need
to think of this
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like a horse race.
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Let Bob and Chukwa-whatever
run around the track
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and see which one pulls ahead.
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There is no race.
I'm not the Kentucky Derby.
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Ooh, we should make bets.
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I will give you
three-to-one odds on the Bob.
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Are you crazy?
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I ain't betting against
no African in a footrace.
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Four-to-one.Now you got a bet.
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Chupacabra could pull a hammy.
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Excuse me,
you are discussing my life.
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If you want a piece of
this, show me the money.
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Jerry Maguire.
It's his catchphrase.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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BOB:
Ow!
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Damn it, Mom!
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What happened?
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I tried to eat
one of her carrots
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and she stabbed me with a fork.
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Let me see. Oh, she
didn't break the skin.
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Still hurts.
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Serves you right for stealing
food from a handicapped person.
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Did she sleep
through the night?
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She got up twice to pee and
we made it to the bathroom once.
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She'll get better.
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I hope so. I'm so
tired, I'm gonna cry.
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You American men
and your sensitive feelings.
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It's a figure of speech.
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Whatever it is,
it is very unattractive.
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Don't say it again.
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Sorry.
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I have a short break
this afternoon.
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If your brother or sister
could stay with your mom,
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maybe we can get some tea.
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I wish I could. I got meetings
stacked up all day.
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Oh, okay, well,
maybe another time.
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Um, excuse me,
I'll go check on your mother.
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Hey, tell her I went
for a tetanus shot.
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I'll tell her
you cry like a girl.
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Hello, Mrs. Wheeler.
How are you feeling?
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Pretty good. Look,
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I'm eating with my dead arm.
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Wonderful.
Yeah.
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Next step, clapping.
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How did you sleep?
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Like half a log.
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I don't know what that means.
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Mm, don't worry
about it.
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So what's going on
with you and my son?
Oh.
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We are both
very busy people.
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This is not the time.
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Well, make the time.
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Otherwise, you're gonna
end up like me,
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a lonely old woman
with a faded tramp stamp.
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I've seen it.
It's a beautiful butterfly.
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Yeah, well,
right now it looks like
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it's trying to fly
out of my adult diaper.
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Listen, Abishola.
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You can't wait for Bob,
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you can't wait
for any man.
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Live your life.
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That's good advice. Thank you.
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And we'll still be friends
either way.
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Of course.
[gasps]
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As a matter of fact,
when I get better,
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I'm gonna take you on one of
those mother-daughter cruises.
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What about your daughter?Eh.
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You'll love it.
They've got
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gambling, dance contests,
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costume nights.
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[gasps]
I could go as Angelina Jolie
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and you could be
one of my orphans.
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[laughter]
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Stop it.
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Abishola, look
who came to visit.
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Of course.
Chukwuemeka, hello.
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Hello, Abishola.
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Eh, Chukwuemeka
is checking
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my blood pressure
for free.
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Which is a little high, Uncle.
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That's because he eats
too many biscuits and cookies.
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Oh, no, you need
to cut back.
You hear that?
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He's not a doctor.
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He's just a pharmacist.
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Move over, let Abishola
sit down. Here, sit.
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Sit.
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If you'd like, I could take
your blood pressure next.
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Oh, no, thank you. I'm okay.Come on.
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Let's give the young people
some privacy.
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Put that down.
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What is the point of living
if you can't have a cookie?
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So, how have you been?
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Oh, very good.
And you?
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Good. Listen, Abishola,
last time I was here,
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I feel like we got off
on the wrong foot.
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Well, perhaps.
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Which is why I brought you
a gift for your feet.
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Dr. Scholl's
therapeutic insoles.
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Very thoughtful.
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We also sell the
CVS generic brand,
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but I brought you
the real thing.
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Thank you.
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I hope you can
forgive me.
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You do not need my permission
to pursue your career.
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That is correct. I do not.
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I apologize for my
stupid arrogance.
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Like these insoles,
I only want to provide you
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with all-day
comfort and support.
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Thank you.
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I accept
your apology.
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Abishola,
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when a man becomes
a pharmacist,
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he takes an oath
to devote himself
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to a lifetime
of service to others.
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One day,
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I hope I'm lucky enough
to make an oath like that
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to a woman like you.
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Okay.
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Um...
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You can take
my blood pressure.
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Hey, Bob,
you got a minute?
What's up?
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It's about Mom.She stab you, too?
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She stabbed you?I stole a carrot, my fault.
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What do you need?
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I'm worried Mom's not being
properly cared for.
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What are you talking about?
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We got Abishola
and the three of us.
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Yeah, but Abishola's
part-time,
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and we're needed here,
running this company.
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We'rerunning
this company?
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Really, is that what
we'redoing?
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I'm gonna ignore that because
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you're exhausted and I love you.
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You don't have to ignore it,
you can learn from it.
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I did some research,
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and our company
insurance policy covers Mom
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going into a top-shelf
aftercare facility.
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You want to put our mother
in a nursing home?
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It's way better
than that.
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It's more like a hotel
for old sickly people.
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A Club Med-icare, if you will.
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No. It's never gonna happen.
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[phone ringing]I got to grab this.
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Why don't you get on out there
and run our company.
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Don't be angry at me.
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I am not the enemy,
Mom is.
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What's going on?
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Hello, Bob. Uh, I was hoping
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that you and I
could sit down soon
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and discuss a plan for your
mother's physical therapy.
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That sounds good.
Hey.
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Hang on.
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What are you doing here?Um, I work here?
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It's your day
to take care of Mom.
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No, it's Abishola's.
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I'm talking to Abishola
right now. Are you at the house?
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No. I'm on my way
to the hospital.
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Mom is all by herself
right now.
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So I should probably
get over there?
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Yes!
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Okay, calm down.
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Her phone's right
by her side,
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and Siri can kind of
understand her now.
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Go! Sorry.
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What were we talking about?
Uh, physical therapy?
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Is your mother okay?
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[knocking on door]Hang on a second.
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Yeah?
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Sorry to interrupt,
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but your sister is on
the warehouse floor "helping."
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Aw, damn.
I got to call you back.
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Please hurry.
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His brother and sister
are quite a burden on him.
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Oh, too bad.
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If only you were being pursued
by a younger, more suitable man.
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Stop it.
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Okay.
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[sighs]
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I can hear
what you are thinking.
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Maybe we are both
thinking it.
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[organ playing]
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[congregation murmuring]
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Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
Someone is sitting there.
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Who?
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The CVS Employee
of the Month.
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I'll give
you a hint.
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It rhymes with
"hookwa-take-a."
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I was starting
to worry.
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Where were you?
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Chukwuemeka
wanted to stop
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and get
Abishola a gift.
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It is a bag of sunglasses.
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Thank you.
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Foster Grants, polarized.
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ABISHOLA:
Very nice.
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Just promise me
you won't use them
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to hide your beautiful eyes.
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[laughing]:
I won't.
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Slow it down,
you two.
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We're in a church.
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And I brought
this handsome young man
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a football that's a Nerf.
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Thank you.
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It's soft, so you can
kick it around the house
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and not break anything.
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If he kicks it
around the house,
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I will kick him
around the house.
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But thank you,
very kind.
257
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:01,835
Praise the Lord!
258
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,619
CONGREGATION:
Hallelujah!
259
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,882
Welcome, my brothers
and sisters,
260
00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:08,189
friends old and new.
261
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,712
We thank you, Jesus,
262
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,628
for this beautiful morning
where we can gather together.
263
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,890
[congregation clamoring]
264
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:16,501
Today, I'd like to talk
to you about faith.
265
00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:17,894
Faith...
266
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,853
This is going
wonderfully.
267
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,202
So it seems.
268
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,725
What's wrong?
269
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,641
Something about
this Chukwuemeka
270
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,599
rubs me the
wrong way.
271
00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,906
Well, he's not here
to rub you.
272
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,387
What about Bob?What about him?
273
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,606
I thought that was the
match we were making.
274
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,739
That was before we had
a Nigerian man.
275
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:40,264
We were beggars,
now we are choosers.
276
00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:43,093
Okay, you know best.
277
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,486
I do.
278
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:46,749
I really do.
279
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,886
BOB:
Aw, come on, throw the ball!
280
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,931
Can't you hear
the 350-pound man
281
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,585
coming at you?
282
00:11:56,628 --> 00:12:00,458
That quarterback's arm
is worse than mine right now.
283
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,770
Drinking in front of me
is kind of a dick move.
284
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,207
Sorry.
285
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,124
Can I ask you a question?
286
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,386
Sure.
287
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,606
What are you
doing here?
288
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,216
What do you mean?
I'm taking care of you.
289
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,784
Oh, Douglas or what's her name?
290
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,046
Christina?
291
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,787
Don't tell her I forgot.
292
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,398
One of them could
sit here with me.
293
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,226
You should be with Abishola.
294
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,055
She's a special girl, Bob.
295
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,709
Yeah, she is.
296
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,277
She kind of reminds me of myself
when I was younger.
297
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,062
Really?
298
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,848
A single mom
working seven days a week
299
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,589
and looking hot
every step of the way.
300
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,940
And you know where you
can stick that "really"?
301
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,463
Sorry.
302
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:51,379
Go on, call her.
303
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,947
You'll be okay?
304
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,209
Yeah.
305
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,950
I got my bedpan,
I got my football.
306
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,995
And you're gonna
leave me that beer.
307
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,132
So, did you
like the sermon?
308
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,525
To be honest,
I wasn't listening.
309
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,918
Huh, why not?
310
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,528
I was too distracted.
311
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:13,009
There was an angel
sitting next to me.
312
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,229
[laughs]
Chukwuemeka.
313
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:16,752
Too much?
314
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,058
Yes.
315
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:19,755
[phone ringing]
316
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,062
Excuse me.
317
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,803
Hello, Bob. Everything okay?
318
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:24,804
Yeah.
319
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,022
I was just calling to say hello.
320
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,937
Oh, hello.
321
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:28,938
How you doing?
322
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,287
Um, I'm a little busy
323
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,811
right now--
I'm at church.
324
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,073
Oh, sure.
325
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,075
Sunday. You know, we never
talked about that.
326
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,119
Uh, what's your religion?
327
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,686
I'm Christian.
328
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:38,905
What did you think?
329
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,559
Oh, uh, I don't know.
330
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,561
Uh, the other one?
It's not important.
331
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,477
Um, I have to go, Bob.
332
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,218
Oh, well, maybe
we can talk later?
333
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,916
Yes, maybe.When?
334
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,483
I'll call you.
335
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,921
Oh, good, okay.
336
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:55,922
Goodbye, Bob.
337
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,227
Bye.
338
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:58,750
Abishola?
339
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,230
Yeah.
340
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,753
What's going on with you two?
341
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:02,885
Nothing.
342
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,321
We're kind of
in a holding pattern.
343
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,323
Waiting to land.Yeah.
344
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,064
Before you run out of fuel.I guess.
345
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:11,154
And you crash in a big ball
of fire and everyone dies?
346
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,765
Why don't you go check on Mom?
347
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:16,812
One sec.
348
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,473
Ready.
349
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:33,002
I see that you and my niece are
getting along very well now.
350
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,525
Yes, we are.
351
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,527
Good, because
at first,
352
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:39,008
she hated you.
353
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,010
That was my fault.
354
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,707
Oh, how so?
355
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,622
I forgot
we are in America.
356
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,407
Women here
have to believe
357
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,409
they're in charge
of their lives.
358
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:51,325
Yeah, Abishola is
very independent.
359
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:52,848
She was all alone.
360
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,980
She had to be.
361
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,417
But from now on,
she'll have a strong man
362
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,158
who can make
decisions for her.
363
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,029
She's very lucky.
364
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:02,162
But she doesn't
know that.
365
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,163
And we won't
tell her.
366
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,643
No, we won't.
367
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:08,081
Excuse me,
I must thank the pastor
368
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:10,648
for his wonderful sermon.
369
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:16,350
What a bag of douche.
370
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,919
[phone ringing]
371
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:23,792
Hello?
372
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,011
UNCLE TUNDE:
Bob, it's me.
373
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:26,273
Me who?
374
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:27,535
Tunde.
375
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,058
Oh, hi. What's up?
376
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:30,668
We need to talk.
377
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,497
Okay, uh, you want to come
by the office tomorrow?
378
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:34,977
No, right now.
379
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,239
Now?
380
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,980
I am in a van outside
your house-- listen.
381
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,068
[car horn honks]
382
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,417
That was me.
383
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,985
Well, hang on,
I'll be right there.
384
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,247
Oh, and, Bob?Yeah?
385
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,814
Bring cookies.
386
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,556
Okay.
387
00:15:57,521 --> 00:16:00,742
Yeah, yeah, I got it!
388
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,358
Fig Newtons?
389
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:11,187
I-I was hoping for
something chocolate.
390
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,232
It's all I had.
391
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,799
All right.
392
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,063
So, what's going on?
393
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:21,241
You need to know another
man is courting my niece.
394
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:22,285
Really?
395
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,374
Yes, and he's
better than you
396
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,463
in every possible way.
397
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,117
Every way?
398
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,989
Younger, Nigerian.
399
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,034
And forgive me
for saying,
400
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,645
more traditionally
handsome.
401
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,169
Yep, that's every way.
402
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:39,215
But I am still
on Team Bob.
403
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:40,303
Thank you.
404
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,131
I don't want
to lose you.
405
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,654
That's very kind.
406
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,221
Do you have a plan?
407
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,222
Not really.
408
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:47,484
Well, get one!
409
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:48,746
All right,
I'll do that.
410
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:51,140
Good, because
there is one way
411
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,142
you are better
than this man.
412
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,491
And it's right here.
413
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:57,320
Thank you.
414
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,322
Your heart.
415
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,932
I got that.
Okay.
416
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,717
I have to go.
Get out.
417
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,327
Okay, I'm going.
418
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,589
Bob?
Yeah?
419
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:08,201
You never saw me.
420
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:11,247
Saw who?
421
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,771
Me, Tunde.
422
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,078
Goodbye.
423
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,514
Ah... bye.
424
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,649
Hmm.
425
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:24,173
The second one is better.
426
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:29,526
If you have any questions
about this prescription,
427
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,702
please feel free
to call.
428
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:35,315
Good Lord,
that is a beautiful man.
429
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,533
Next, please.
430
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,492
Hi, I was wondering
if this is
431
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,102
as good as the
name-brand stuff.
432
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,844
Oh, yes, they both have
the same active ingredient,
433
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:45,194
but our store brand is 40% less.
434
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,587
Yeah, I'm not so much
concerned about cost.
435
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:47,892
Does it taste the same?
436
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,372
'Cause I like
the regular Pepto.
437
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,635
I don't have stomach problems,
but I have been told
438
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:54,899
it has the same pink
chalky flavor.
439
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:57,293
Okay, good to know.
440
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,121
Have you seen a doctor
about your stomach?
441
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,906
You don't want to use
this stuff to hide an ulcer.
442
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,125
That's great advice.
443
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,387
I'll-I'll make an appointment.
444
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,650
[phone rings]Excuse me.
445
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:08,652
Damn it, I love this guy.
446
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,176
CVS Pharmacy.
447
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,221
Can you please hold?
448
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,138
Is there anything else, sir?
449
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,139
No, just this.
450
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,401
Do you have a club card?
451
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:19,707
No.
That's okay.
452
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,274
I have one--
I'll use it for you,
453
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,493
and get you even more savings.
454
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,234
Thank you.
That's very kind.
455
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,844
It is my pleasure.
456
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:30,239
Hey, do you guys sell
compression socks here?
457
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,111
Oh, yes.
458
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,329
MaxDot.
459
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,331
The best money
can buy.
460
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,116
[groans]
461
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,774
Yeah, pink and chalky.
462
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:46,951
Handsome son of a bitch
was right.
463
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:49,258
Your mother finished
all her lunch.
464
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,086
Great.
465
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,348
Why are you
drinking that?
466
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,220
Just a little
tummy issue.
467
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:55,221
Could be an ulcer.
468
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,787
But whatever, I'm fine.
469
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,224
Is there blood in your stool?
470
00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,486
What? No!
471
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,270
It will look hard and black.
472
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,272
Yeah, I don't want to talk
about my stool.
473
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,144
All right.
474
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,624
I was thinking about taking your
mother out for some fresh air.
475
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:08,973
Would you like to join us?
476
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,888
Uh... maybe
another time.
477
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,368
I'm a little
busy right now.
478
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:13,369
Oh, we could wait.
479
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,849
Nah, you guys go ahead.
480
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,720
Bob, is something wrong?
481
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,200
Nope.
482
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,201
All good.
483
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:22,161
Bob.
484
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,466
All right, look.
485
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,817
I know all about
this Chewbacca guy.
486
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,341
Chukwuemeka.
487
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,169
And how do you know about him?
488
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:35,217
I'm not at liberty to say.
489
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,305
Uncle Tunde?
490
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,916
Well... th...
491
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,396
This is the thing.
492
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,269
You and this guy have
a lot more in common
493
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,401
than you and I ever will.
494
00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:47,011
And you probably
495
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:48,752
should go for it.
496
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,667
I should go for it?
497
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:53,322
Yeah, I mean,
if it makes you happy.
498
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,324
So, you just throw
in the blanket?
499
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,717
Towel.
500
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,153
Don't correct me!
501
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,242
And do not tell me
how to live my life.
502
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,678
Look, I didn't
mean it like that.
503
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,419
I was just trying
to be supportive.
504
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,552
When you care for someone,
you fight for them.
505
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:08,032
You don't just give up.
506
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:13,342
Okay, now I have an ulcer.
507
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,435
[man grunts on TV]
508
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:23,396
What have you done?
509
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,398
The right thing.
510
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:26,790
Bob is the
better man
511
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,576
and I stand by him,
no matter the consequences.
512
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,276
Come on in.
513
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,539
Thank you.
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