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I'm guessing you didn't see
a lot of snow in Nigeria.
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Never.
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The first time was
in that movie Home Alone.
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What'd you think?
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They should not have
left him alone.
[chuckles]
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I've seen a lot of
snow in Detroit.
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One of my favorite memories
from when I was a kid
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was waking up
early in the morning
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and looking out that window,
seeing everything covered
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in a thick white
blanket of snow.
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And if they canceled school,
me and my friends would
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play in it all day.[laughs]
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Why is that funny?Canceling school?
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In Nigeria, we would have
terrible floods.
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Homes would be washed away,
and we'd still go to school.
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Well, that's not fair.
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Although it's probably not
much fun playing in a flood.
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Mm, no.
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So snow is new to you.
What else?
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Electricity all day
and all night.
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Is that a problem
in Nigeria?
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[scoffs] The electric company
there sucks very much.
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Corruption or incompetence?
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Yes.
[laughs]
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What else?
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Here in America,
I am black.
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Aren't you black everywhere?
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Yes, but in Nigeria,
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I never thought about
the color of my skin.
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I was just Abishola Bolatito
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Doyinsola Oluwatoyin Adebambo.
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Just?
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Here, every time
I walk out the door,
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I'm continually reminded
that I am a black woman.
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I never thought
about it that way.
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Do you ever go to work
or shopping or to church
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and think "I am a white man"?
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No.
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Come to Nigeria
and you will.
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[both laugh]
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Black woman, would you like
to have dinner with a white man?
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Yes. Justin Timberlake.Come on.
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[chuckles] But I'd also like
to have dinner with you.
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Great.
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I had a whole speech
for when you said no.
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I got nothing for yes.[laughs]
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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[sniffs]
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[sniffs]
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Something wrong?
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No. Everything is fine.
Sorry.
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Come on, Goody, tell me.
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I just noticed you are
wearing Ralph Lauren cologne.
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I am. How'd you know that?
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Whenever my father
tried to cause my mother
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to be in the mood,
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he would always wear
Ralph Lauren cologne.
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Did it work?
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I am one of seven children.
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Okay, well, that's encouraging.
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Are you trying to cause
your Nigerian lady friend
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to be in the mood?Yeah, I guess.
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I mean, I don't see
any upside
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to just smelling like
Dial soap.
You sure?
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Dial is for all the moments
we get closer.
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I enjoy their commercials.
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Um, I'm still gonna go
with the cologne.
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May I give you some advice?Please.
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Nigerian women tend to be
very strong-willed.
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Very assertive.
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Yeah, that sounds
like Abishola.
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They will dominate you unless
you exhibit your own strength.
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Well, that's adorable,
but as a rule,
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the ladies do not
boss around Bob Wheeler.
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Of course. My mistake.
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But thanks for the tip.You're very welcome.
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Goodwin.Hmm?
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Schmuck.
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Schmuck!
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[both chuckling]
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Mm. Don't make it too fancy.
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Why not? This is a date.
A proper date.
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After which, who knows
what might happen?
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Nothing will happen.
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He will take me home,
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I'll give him a kiss
on the cheek good night,
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and then try to get to my room
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without talking to
my auntie and uncle.
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And what about me?
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I'll tell you about it
on the bus tomorrow.[scoffs]
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If the date goes the way
you say it will, don't bother.
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Are you trying to
make me nervous?
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I'm trying to help you.
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Bob is an American man.
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He's not giving up
a night with his "buddies"
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at the Buffalo Wild Wings
just for a kiss on the cheek.
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You are wrong.
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He'll be patient.
He's a gentleman.
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Too bad for you.
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Stop it.
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Maybe after a couple of
glasses of wine,
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you will loosen up.
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I'm not drinking wine.
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Oh, too bad for Bob.
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[sighs]
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What kind of car does he drive?
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Cadillac.
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Oh.What?
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Never mind. You are too old
for the backseat.
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I swear, I'll punch you.Try it.
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Ow! Okay.
[mutters]
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[sighs]
How much longer?
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Nearly finished.
Another two hours.
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Here's the tax stuff
you asked for.
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Thanks.
Just put it there.
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Ooh, somebody smells like
Playboy After Dark.
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It's Ralph Lauren.
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Maybe it smells different
on him.
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You got a date tonight?Yeah.
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Your little African friend?
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Yeah.
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Where you taking her?
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Uh, Riverwalk Steakhouse.
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Oh...What's wrong with it?
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It's where old white people
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take their parents for dinner.
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Thanks, but we'll be fine.
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At least bring her somewhere
where she feels at home.
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Where would that be?I don't know.
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Someplace you can eat
with your fingers.
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Really, Mom?
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Well, they're not
the chopstick people.
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Okay, I need to get going soon,
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so let me finish this up.Sure.
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Have fun tonight.
I will.
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I hope you know I don't have
a racist bone in my body.
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I know that.
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I'd be so proud
to have a grandchild
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who looks like Tiger Woods.
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Halle Berry?
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Good night, Mom.
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Night-night.
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What's wrong with me?
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I forgot Barack Obama.
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He's my favorite one!
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NEWSMAN [on TV]:
China said Wednesday
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it would free the crew of...
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The sock man will
be here any minute.
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Go put on something nice.
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What is wrong with
what I am wearing?
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Tunde, look at me,
and look at you.
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Sexy.
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Go!
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What is this?
A sandwich.
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Those are not
sandwich clothes.
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[sniffing]
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That's a lot of
perfume, bro.
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Welcome.
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Thank you.
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Please.
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You look nice.
Are you going somewhere?
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Just over there.
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Safe travels.
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Thank you.
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Good evening, Bob.
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[chuckles]:
Hey, Dele.
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You're looking sharp.Thank you.
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You got a little mustard
on your shirt there.
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Oh, God.
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AUNTIE OLU:
Tunde, is someone here?
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Oh, Bob. Hello.
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Hello, Auntie.
Uh, these are for you.
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Oh, thank you so much.
[chuckles]
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Put 'em in water.
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So, Bob, what's up with you?
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Just my cholesterol.
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[chuckles]
Yes, we are both unhealthy.
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He's here!
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Two minutes.
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So, Bob, what is up with you?
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I already asked.
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He said his cholesterol.
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[laughs]
Mine, too.
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Hello, Bob.
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Wow, you look beautiful.
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You're welcome.
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These are for you.Thank you.
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Tunde.
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Uh, I'll put them in water.
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Shall we?
Yes.
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Thank you.
Good night.
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ALL:
Good night.
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Good night.ALL: Good night.
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[door closes]He smelled wonderful.
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Oh, I forgot to take a picture
for the Instagram.
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Wait! Wait!
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Thank you.
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[soft piano music playing]
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It's okay, we're
from California.
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Why did you say that?
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I'm just messing with her.
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Oh, because of the racism.
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We are also Jewish.
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[both laughing]
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That was fun.
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You believe this?
We're on a real date.
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I know. It seems like
only yesterday
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you were a strange man
bringing socks to my home.
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That was a little
weird, wasn't it?
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That was a lot of weird.
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Eh, it'll be a good
story we can tell our...
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friends.
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What?
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I can't get over how
beautiful you are.
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[sighs] Stop,
you're embarrassing me.
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Sorry. Would you like
a glass of wine?
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Are you getting some?
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Yeah, it's a special occasion.
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Celebrate, loosen up.
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What if I do not wish
to loosen up?
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Well, then, tight
is always an option.
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Well, maybe I'll have
one glass of wine.
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Great. Red or white?
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A-A dry California
chardonnay would be nice.
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You know your wines.I was a waitress in London
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when I went to nursing school.
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I didn't know you
lived in London.
Mm-hmm.
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And Barcelona and Hamburg
and Cape Town.
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Wow. I keep thinking
I know who you are
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and then I realize
there's so much more.
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Mm. I keep thinking
I know who you are.
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And?
I think I've got it.
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Yeah, what you see
is what you get.
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I like what I see.
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Excuse me. Can we
get two glasses
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of your best
California chardonnay?
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Of course.
Uh,
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Russian River Valley
or Carneros, preferably 2007.
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And in those nice glasses.
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So, what is good here?
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Well, they are known
for their steaks.
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The rib eye, medium rare.
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You're not getting that,
are you?
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Why not?
Bob,
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you recently
had a heart attack.
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Yeah, and I feel fine.
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No, you cannot have steak.
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Okay, I-I'm pretty
sure I can. [chuckles]
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But I won't. No. It's fine.
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Good.
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Just so we're clear, uh,
while it happens to line up
252
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with your suggestion,
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I'm making the decision
to have fish or chicken.
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00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:08,031
You'll have fish.Damn right I'll have fish.
255
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:09,903
So, I'm guessing french
fries are a bad idea.
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Spinach.
Okay.
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Fish and spinach
at a steak house.
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Sure.
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00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,347
You know, I was warned
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that Nigerian women
can be kind of pushy.
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That's a very unfair
generalization.
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That's what I told the guy.
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00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,057
Thank you for dinner.
264
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,755
That was very nice.
265
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:36,886
You're welcome.
266
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,322
Did you enjoy the salmon?
267
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,672
It was all right.
I mean, it was...
268
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,500
No.
269
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,286
I'm sorry.
270
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:48,289
That's okay, you were
just looking out for me.
271
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,945
You know,
we could do something else.
272
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,424
I don't have
to go straight home.
273
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,513
Oh, great. I was gonna
go get a burger.
274
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,602
You can watch me eat it.
275
00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:00,257
Bob.
I'm kidding.
276
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,824
[phone ringing]Ah, that's my sister.
277
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,260
Hang on a second.
278
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,001
Little busy, Christina.
What's up?
279
00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,829
CHRISTINA [over phone]:
Mom's acting really weird.
280
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,483
What's that supposed to mean?
281
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,964
We were having dinner and she
suddenly had trouble talking.
282
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,748
Trouble how?
283
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,228
She's slurring all her words.
284
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:17,840
You called to tell me
Mom is drunk?
285
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,146
Christina, this is Abishola.
286
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:21,148
The African chick?
287
00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:23,367
Yes, the African chick.
288
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,848
Point at an object
and ask your mother to name it.
289
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,024
Why?Just do it.
290
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,591
What's this, Mom?
291
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,158
DOTTIE:
Spun.
292
00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:32,463
CHRISTINA: No, spoon.DOTTIE: Spun.
293
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,291
CHRISTINA:
Oh, God, what's happening?
294
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,991
Stay calm. Ask her to raise
both arms and keep them upright.
295
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,514
Mom, raise your arms up.
296
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:40,907
What's going on?
297
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,647
[quietly]: Your mother
might be having a stroke.
298
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,301
Her right arm fell down.
299
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,042
Okay, you need to call
an ambulance right now.
300
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,087
Oh, my God.
301
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,262
Tell them to take you
302
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:49,959
to Woodward Memorial Hospital.
303
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,831
We have a comprehensive
stroke center.
304
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:52,919
Bob and I will
meet you there.
305
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,746
Stroke? Is Mom gonna die?
306
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:57,749
Christina, you need to keep
it together and call 911.
307
00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:01,101
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
Where's my phone?
308
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,930
You're on it.
309
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:07,107
She'll be okay.
310
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,247
Where's Mom?
I don't know.
311
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,423
What do you mean you don't
know? How can you not know?
312
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,599
I don't know.
313
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:24,994
What is wrong with you?
Are you on something?
314
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,343
That I do know.
315
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:30,086
X... anax.
316
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,523
Where did you get drugs?
317
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,134
Mom's purse.
318
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,919
She also has
this old iPod.
319
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:40,749
Look at this thing.
It looks like a bar of soap.
320
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,056
Wait here.
I'll find out what's going on.
321
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,927
Okay.
Ooh.
322
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,321
Mentos.
323
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,758
Yay.
324
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,608
[elevator bell dings]
325
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,616
[sighs]
326
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,925
Bob, where the hell are you?
327
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,536
Uh, I-I don't know,
we're in the waiting area place.
328
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,538
On the sixth floor?Yes.
329
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,279
On the sixth floor.
Bob.
330
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,542
What?
Look at this.
331
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,853
Magic.
332
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,855
So, when you came
out of the elevator,
333
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:46,249
which way did you turn?I didn't turn anywhere.
I went straight.
334
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,903
Okay, out of the elevator,
335
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,601
you have to turn right and we're
just at the end of the hall.
336
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:51,951
On my way.
337
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,782
[quietly]:
Turn right.
338
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,831
Where'd my fingers go?
339
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,140
What the...?
340
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:09,969
[scoffs]
341
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,144
[groans]
342
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,800
Yeah, I did what you said.
There's no waiting room.Okay,
343
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,672
can you see the nurses' station?
344
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,241
There is no nurses' station.
345
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:22,807
♪ War, huh
346
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,332
♪ Good God, y'all,
what is it good for? ♪
347
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,724
Okay, well,
what do you see?
348
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,117
Uh, a window.♪ Absolutely nothing
349
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,859
A wheelchair.♪ I'll say it again, war
350
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:33,470
Uh, oh, there's a sign. Uh,
"The Irv and Rhonda Nettleman
351
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,124
Palsy Pavilion."
352
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:36,821
Never mind.
W-Where are you parked?♪ N-N-N-N-N-No
353
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:40,477
♪ N-N-N-N-N-N-N-No
354
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:41,957
"Structure L. Level P9."
355
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:42,958
Okay, which tower?♪ N-N-N-No
356
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,307
What do you mean "which tower"?
357
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:45,961
There's two towers.
Which one are you in?
358
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,746
♪ It ain't nothing
but a heartbreaker ♪
359
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:51,140
Oh, uh, sorry,
what tower am I in?
360
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,968
South.
South.
361
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,143
Okay, we're in the North Tower.
362
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,188
Well, where's that?
363
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,232
I don't know,
364
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,887
somewhere north of you.
365
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,890
Oh. I think I see it.
366
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:05,198
I'm waving. Can you see me?
367
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,721
No, I can't see you!
368
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,245
All right, calm down!
I'll be right there!
369
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,160
Idiot.[singing indistinctly]
370
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,509
[sighs]
371
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:15,251
[loudly]:
You want me to find him?
372
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:16,818
No. You stay.
373
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,689
Are you sure? I-I can
find him anywhere.
374
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:21,388
We have that
twin connection.
375
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,955
No, you don't.
376
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:25,522
Hold on.
377
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,264
He's on his way.
[groans]
378
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:33,052
Kemi, go home.
I won't be back for a while.
379
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:37,186
No, I am not at the Motel 6
with Bob.
380
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:40,320
I'm at the hospital.
His mother just had a stroke.
381
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:44,193
Why would I lie about that?
382
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,326
I have to go.
383
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,502
Anything?No, not yet.
384
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,765
[sighs]
385
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,076
You mad at me?
386
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,078
No.
387
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,080
You seem mad.
388
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,778
Please, Christina,
not right now.
Okay.
389
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,738
That's my big brother.
390
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,741
He's mad at me.
391
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:15,311
What's going on?Yeah, what's going on?
392
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,921
Your mother is
out of surgery.
393
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,315
It went well. You should
be able to see her soon.
394
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,621
Okay. Does that mean she's okay?
395
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,013
There's no permanent damage?
396
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,406
Is there damage?
397
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:26,409
Uh, these are questions
you have to ask the doctor.
398
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,933
Okay, I will.I will, too.
399
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,761
I can't thank you enough.
400
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:33,677
Yeah, thank you enough.
401
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:36,811
For God's sakes, Christina,
take a break!
402
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:43,426
Did he seem mad to you?
403
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,472
No, just worried.
404
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:48,257
Oh. Well, that's my brother.
405
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,651
Always worrying
about everybody else.
406
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,000
He's a good man.
407
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,567
[chuckles]
He is.
408
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:59,138
You know, when our dad died,
my mom totally fell apart.
409
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:03,446
Bob had to leave college to
take care of me and Douglas.
410
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,187
He took care
of Mom, too.
411
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,971
Everybody.
Mm.
412
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:09,322
You're lucky to have him.
413
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,237
I am.
414
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,196
Oh, just a heads-up.
415
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:19,158
If you break his heart, I'll
hunt you down and kill you.
416
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,811
Yeah.
417
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,509
Thanks for the warning.
418
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,032
Mm.
419
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:27,122
It's the only one you'll get.
420
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:39,090
Please, God,
take care of my mother.
421
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,198
[sniffles]
422
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,200
[sighs]
423
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:11,993
Oh, God. Which way?
424
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,038
Excuse me, person.
425
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,692
Yes?Can you help me?
426
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,695
Am I in the north or the south
tower of the hospital?
427
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:21,394
You're in a Holiday Inn.
428
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:24,962
Oh, damn.
429
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,836
Hold on, Mom, I'm coming!
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