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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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So, if I want to say
hello in her language...
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E karo. E karo.
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No, no, no, e karo.
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Pretty sure that's what I said.
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Now, how do you
say goodbye?
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O dabo. O dabo. O dabo. O dabo.
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Hello, Richard.
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Hey, Abishola.
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How's it going with Bob?
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Huh... how do you
know about Bob?
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You told the bus driver?
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I told everybody.
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I have decided that it is
not right for us to be...
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I do not know what we are,
but we cannot be... it.
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I don't understand.
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You are a very nice man,
and I am sorry,
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but this is what has to happen.
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O dabo.
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Karo,Abishola.
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Karo. [chuckles]
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My son called.
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His wife is pregnant.
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Congratulations.[chuckles]
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That makes five grandchildren.
My sister only has two.
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I win again.
[chuckles]
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Mm-hmm.
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When we take our next family
photo, she will be humiliated.
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That's nice.
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Is something wrong?
Uh-uh.
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You're sure?
Yes.
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Will you get
your feet off there?
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Were you raised by a goat?
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[clicks tongue]
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Whenever you are ready,
I will listen.
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Okay, this morning...Mm. Mm-hmm?
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I had a terrible fight
with Auntie.I knew it.
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Tell me, tell me!
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Did you forget
how old you are?
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No, Auntie.
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There are not a lot of men
looking for a woman your age.
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No, Auntie.The sock man would have been
wonderful for you.
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And for us.Shh! And for us.
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Yes, Auntie.Did you think
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you came to America
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to live yourlife?
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No, Auntie.You are more selfish
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than a house cat.
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Yes, Auntie.What will I tell
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our friends and family
in Nigeria?
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They were all expecting
to be invited to the wedding.
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Not many would come, but they
would all have sent presents.
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I do not know, Auntie.
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You have made me
look like a fool.
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Perhaps if you had
stayed out of it,
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that might not have happened!
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[gasps]
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How dare you speak to me
in this manner!
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[gasps] How dare you speak
to her in that manner!
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Feet! Feet.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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[door opens]
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Got you a Danish from the truck.
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Thanks, but no.
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You sure?
I had them warm it up for you.
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Really?
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Right out of the oven.
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Eh...
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No.
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There's jelly
in the middle.
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I said no!
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Okay. Sorry.
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Mmm.
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What? It's good.
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Well, hello.
Is that a dating site?
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Yeah.
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So you're trying to get skinny.
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By 7:30 tonight.
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[laughs]:
Oh, dude.
Yeah.
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What happened to the nurse?
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She blew me off.
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Sorry. Her loss.
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I like to think so.
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But on the plus side,
it showed me
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that I'm ready
to start dating again.
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Good for you.
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Thanks, but do me a favor.
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Keep this between you and me.
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Of course.
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How long has it been
since you, uh...
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you know?
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Well, let's see, the divorce
was three years ago, so...
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seven years.
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Ouch. I would have
killed myself.
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It's still an option for you.
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What dating site are you on?
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Uh, it's a new one,
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for upscale,
middle-aged professionals.
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That's cool. Keeps out
the young, attractive people.
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Am I wrong?
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Give me the damn Danish.
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Okay, let's start him
on nitroglycerin,
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0.4 milligrams sublingual.
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Nitroglycerin? Are you sure?
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Yes, I'm sure.
Do you have a problem with that?
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No, it's just that
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he's also on sildenafil, and
there could be a bad reaction.
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[chuckles]
Wh-What kind of bad reaction?
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You're fine. Don't worry.
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Can I talk to you
in the hallway?
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Well, I-I'm...
I-I'm kind of worried.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Nitroglycerin and sildenafil
can cause severe arrhythmia.
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I know that.
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You think I don't know that?
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Of course. I am sorry.Do you understand
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that when you correct me
in front of the patient,
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that undermines his
confidence in not just me,
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but in this entire hospital?
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Again, very sorry.
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That's it?
You're sorry?
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If you have something to say,
then say it.
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I'm glad that you did not
kill the patient.
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And I am sorry.
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What were you thinking?
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I apologized,
but he kept pushing.[sighs]
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What have I told you since the
first day you worked here?
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Don't sleep
with a married doctor
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unless I intend
to get pregnant.
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No, the other thing.
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Oh. Don't make waves.
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And what did you do today?
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I made a wave.
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Damn right you did.
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Do you realize there's,
like, 200,000 Filipino girls
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waiting to take your job?
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I do.
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And they're all
good nurses, too.
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Some of them were doctors
in the Philippines.
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Uh-huh.
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Do you think he'll file
a complaint?
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[scoffs]
H-He's a surgeon.
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He gets up every morning
to correct God's mistakes.
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What you think he
gonna do to yours?
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So, yes?
Yes!
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Tagalog.
Huh?
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Tagalog. That's what
the Filipinos speak.
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Guess I'm gonna have
to start learning.
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[soft piano music playing]
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Uh, no, thanks.
I'm not having any bread.
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Okay.
Carbs.
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Sure.
Wait.
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Let me just look.
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Uh, is that pretzel bread?
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Yes, sir.
With Himalayan pink salt.
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Son of a bitch.
Get it out of here.
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Bob?
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Uh, Liz. Hi.[sighs]
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Sorry I'm late.
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My Uber driver had a turban.
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Need I say more? Whew!
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No worries.
Uh, I just sat down.
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You're a bourbon guy?
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Yeah.My ex was a bourbon guy.
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On our honeymoon, we
toured a distillery.
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What a dick.
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Anyway, I won't
hold it against you.
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Thanks.You drink in the morning?
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No.
Good boy.
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Now, what do we think
about this mustache?
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You don't like it?
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[scoffs] It doesn't
matter if I like it.
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You did it, you
own it, moving on.
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[sighs]
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So your profile says
you're in construction.Yep.
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Commercial, mostly.
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Nice. Uh, I have
a warehouse in Rosedale.
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For your sock thing?
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Yeah, my sock thing.
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We don't do warehouses.
Mostly office buildings.
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Mixed use. Retail, condos.
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That's impressive.
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Yeah, well, it's not, uh...
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[laughing]:
"therapeutic hosiery."
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Are you trying
to hurt my feelings?
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Why? Are they easily hurt?
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No.
Oh...
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I hurt your feelings.
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Hey, not to brag,
but my company is part
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of the fastest-growing segment
of the undergarment industry.
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Yeah, that doesn't
sound like a brag.
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Fruit of the Loom has been
nosing around to buy us out.
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Who are you talking to,
the apple or the grape?
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Hey. Vodka rocks.
Stay close.
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We're not off to a very
good start, are we?
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Not really.
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Look, no big deal,
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we're probably just nervous.Speak for yourself.
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I haven't been nervous since
I got a concealed carry permit.
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You brought a gun to our date?
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[hushed]:
I don't know. Did I?
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Where is that
damn pretzel bread?
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Something tells me
you're one of those guys
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who bottles up his anger
until he has a heart attack.
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Wow, I nailed it.
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Let's order.I'm gonna guess
valve replacement.
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No, wait.
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Three stents and a pacemaker.
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You really want
to play this game?
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Ooh, look who's fighting back.
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Take your best shot.
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Okay. From where I'm sitting,
I'm gonna guess Botox,
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a tummy tuck and a boob job.
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Drop dead, you jerk.
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[scoffs]
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Just kidding.
You got two out of three.
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All right, what's good here?
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I'm in the mood for
something with a bone.
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[exhales sharply]
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Thanks for taking me home.
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Just being a gentleman.
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Very kind.
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My pleasure.
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You know, if you'd like, you
could come up for a nightcap.
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See what happens.
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Really?
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Unless you think
your heart's
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gonna explode if I stick
my tongue in your ear.
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My heart is fine.
Good.
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'Cause you're a pretty big guy
to get pinned under.
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There's nothing's wrong with
my heart. It's just that...
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It's just what?
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Well, am I crazy?
Our date didn't go that well.
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It didn't, but we can still
work off the creamed spinach.
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Look, I'm confused.
D-Do you even like me?
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Where are you going with this?
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Well, in my experience,
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sex is usually
a product of affection.
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[scoffs]
Affection?
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Okay, now I get
the Freddie Mercury mustache.
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Hey.
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This is a Tom Selleck
and has been since 1988.
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Sorry.
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Why don't I just take you home
and we'll call it a night?
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Sounds good.
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Also Burt Reynolds.
A lot of guys.
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May I speak
with you, please?
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I'm busy.
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I realize I should not
have questioned you
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in front of a patient, and
it will never happen again.
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That's nice to hear,
but I still have to report you.
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I understand. Is there
anything I can say or do
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that would make you
change your mind?
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I'm sorry.
You've left me no choice.
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Mmm. Okay.[elevator bell dings]
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You do know
I will be called
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in front of a review board
and I will
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have to tell them that you
prescribed nitroglycerin
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for a patient on sildenafil.
260
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:54,061
[scoffs]
Are you threatening me?
261
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:57,238
[imitates doctor's scoff]
You left me no choice.
262
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,112
He forgave me.
263
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,245
And you are welcome.
264
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,340
Good evening, Auntie.
265
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:17,562
What's this?
266
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:20,478
It's your favorite.
Wendy's Baconator.
267
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:23,786
With American cheese
and extra bacon?
268
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,223
Yes.Ketchup packets?
269
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:29,400
I took so many,
the cashier shouted at me.
270
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:32,099
You are a good girl.Thank you.
271
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,753
Perhaps I should not
have called you selfish.
272
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,189
Ah. I was wrong, too.
273
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,234
I did not say I was wrong.
274
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,976
[knocking on door]UNCLE TUNDE:
They are here.
275
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,543
Who is here?Come, come.
276
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,240
Uh, who is here?None of your business.
277
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,938
Stand up straight.
278
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:46,896
[door opens]
279
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,289
UNCLE TUNDE:
Ogechi.
280
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,812
Ah, what a
wonderful surprise.
281
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,640
Tunde.
282
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,250
Ogechi.
283
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,078
Olu.[laughter]
284
00:12:56,819 --> 00:13:01,084
A-And I see you have brought
your very handsome son with you.
285
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,217
Good evening, sir.
Good evening, madam.
286
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,262
Abishola, don't
just stand there.
287
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,612
Come and greet our
surprise guests.
288
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,180
Good evening, Mrs. Mborata.
289
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,269
Please excuse
my hospital scrubs,
290
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,402
but I wasn't aware
we were having company.
291
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,447
She just finished
a 12-hour shift,
292
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,623
and she still
smells good.
293
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,147
Like a car freshener.
294
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,237
Abishola, let me introduce
295
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,979
my oldest son, Chukwuemeka.
296
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,155
You can call me Chuey.
297
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:31,854
You can call him Chukwuemeka.
298
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:32,855
Sit.
299
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,117
Everyone, sit.
300
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,206
[laughs]Abishola,
301
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,775
Chukwuemeka is
a very successful pharmacist.
302
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,038
Ah. He works
at the CVS.
303
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:45,520
It was originally a Walgreens,
but then became Rite Aid,
304
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:48,697
and then, two years ago,
we became CVS.
305
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,397
Fascinating.
306
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:57,140
If you like,
I can give everyone a flu shot.
307
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,664
[laughs]:
Ah! Wonderful.
308
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,536
Maybe after dinner.
309
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:05,453
Dinner?Yes. [chuckles]
310
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:09,674
I must say,
the beauty of your home
311
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:13,853
is surpassed only by the beauty
of the women who live in it.
312
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,072
[laughs]:
Oh, Chukwuemeka,
313
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,334
stop it.
314
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,771
[laughs]:
This one is spoken for.
315
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,513
But this one is not.
316
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:29,172
Oh.
317
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,000
You're still here.
318
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,654
Where else would I be?
319
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,134
I don't know, maybe out
320
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,788
with another one
of your Internet ladies?
321
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,880
Douglas.
322
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,229
Don't be mad at him.
323
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:43,926
We're all rooting for you,
sweetheart.
324
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,406
Thanks.
325
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,016
So, how'd it go last night?
326
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,322
Not real well.
327
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,889
Did she mention the mustache?
328
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,066
I like it. It's staying.
329
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:56,069
I like it, too.
330
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:02,118
Doesn't matter. I'm not gonna
waste any more time on dating.
331
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,077
Oh, that's crazy talk.
332
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,643
You name me
one other guy
333
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,732
who can roll
into a hospital on a gurney
334
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,779
and roll out
with an African nurse.
335
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,172
Can we please drop it?
336
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,130
Just give it some time.
337
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,915
Y-You'll find somebody.
338
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,829
I'm 50 years old, Mom.
339
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:21,181
Big whoop. George Clooney didn't
find love till he was 54.
340
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:24,924
Look at me, Mom.
I'm not George Clooney!
341
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:28,101
You are to me, Bobby Socks.
342
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:30,407
[phone chimes]
343
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,453
You're kidding.
What is it?
344
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,629
It's a text from that woman
I went to dinner with.
345
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:37,284
Oh, that's a good sign.
What'd she say?
346
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,025
"Look what you're
missing out on."
347
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,243
[phone whooshes]
348
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:43,290
Yikes.
Oh, my.
349
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,683
I think she likes you.
350
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,908
Looks kind of like
your mustache.
351
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,694
Thank you again for
a wonderful meal.
352
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,087
Yes, Olu, you are
353
00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,437
very talented in the kitchen.Well,
354
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,874
nowhere near as talented
as you are in the church choir.
355
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,311
UNCLE TUNDE:
Did you know
356
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:07,053
that Abishola has
a beautiful singing voice?
357
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,880
No, I did not.
358
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:10,839
Sing something.
359
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,799
No. Thank you.
360
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,845
She's shy.
361
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:19,761
You should come over when
she showers in the morning.
362
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:24,548
You would swear Reba McEntire
was in our bathroom.
363
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:27,812
Let's leave them alone so they
can get to know each other.
364
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,858
Yes. Good idea.
365
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,907
[quietly]:
Sing "Cathy's Clown" for him.
366
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,002
I'm sorry about
my mother.
367
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,394
She's very
old-fashioned.
368
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,788
It's okay. I know
this wasn't your idea.
369
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:50,705
No. But I'm glad to be
sitting here with you.
370
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,317
So, do you enjoy being a nurse?
371
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:57,016
Yes. I find it very rewarding.
372
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,583
I feel the same way
about being a pharmacist.
373
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,803
Ah, that's good. Very good.
374
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:04,458
[soft laughter]
375
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:08,157
I want you to know,
if this works out,
376
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:11,204
I will allow you
to keep your job.
377
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,339
Thank you.
378
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,472
That is very generous.
379
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:21,127
Uh-huh. I'm modern,
380
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,780
not like my parents.
381
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,131
As long as dinner is on
the table when I come home,
382
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,089
there's no problem.
383
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,569
[laughs]
384
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:31,354
Oh, I think there is a problem.
385
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,536
Hey.
386
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,322
Oh. Hello, Bob.
Sorry.
387
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,063
I didn't know
you were gonna be here.
388
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,803
Why are you here?
389
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:47,805
Uh, I've kind of grown
to like this bench.
390
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,633
I mean,
I like it better with you,
391
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,288
but I like it also
just as a bench.
392
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,595
Would you care to sit?
393
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,727
Uh, is that okay?
I don't want to intrude.
394
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,164
Please. I would like you to sit.
395
00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,253
Are you sure?Shut up and sit.
396
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,955
How have you been?Not bad.
397
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:10,437
I had to get a
new phone number.
398
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,091
How about you?
399
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,570
Not great.
400
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,572
Oh, I'm sorry. You
want to talk about it?
401
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,879
No.
402
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,273
Okay, well, just
sitting's good.
403
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:23,058
Just sitting is good.
404
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,237
Can I ask you a question?
405
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,499
You can.
406
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,066
You'll be honest with me?
407
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,720
Of course.
408
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:35,723
Should I lose the mustache?
409
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,507
No. I like it.
410
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,814
It is very manly.
411
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,773
Thank you.
412
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,740
[microwave beeps]
413
00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:58,006
Mmm.
[inhales sharply]
414
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,139
Baconator.
415
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,272
[chuckles]
416
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:06,275
Square hamburger, round buns.
417
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,538
Somehow, it works.
418
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,328
God bless America.
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