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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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"MaxDot Therapeutic Hosiery.
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Robert J. Wheeler, president."
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Hmm.Therapeutic hosiery.
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Hmm. Very fancy.
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He was actually quite nice.
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He said he didn't
want to be a bother,
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and if I changed my mind,
"the ball is in my court."
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Oh, like in basketball.
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No, no, it's tennis.
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Ever seen how big this man is?
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He does not play tennis.
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It's just a saying.What is?
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The ball in your court.
It means she can call him.
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Well, I'm not calling anybody.
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I have work, I have school,
I have my son.
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I have no time for balls.
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Well, there goes
the second date.
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[laughs]
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Auntie, Uncle,
can we speak privately, please?
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Don't worry.
Uh, we are Team Bob.
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What is he doing here?
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We invited him for
tea and biscuits
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to discuss whether a
match could be made.
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A match? I do not want a match.
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It's not about what you want.
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It's about what is good
for the whole family.
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Okay, it is decided.
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Abishola will have tea with
you on Tuesday afternoon.
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The only way I would
spend time with Abishola
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is if she wants to.
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Ooh. This is bad.
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Abishola?
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I will have tea with you.
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Are you sure?
'Cause I don't want you to do
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anything against your will.
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I said will have tea with you.
Stop talking.
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Oh, that's wonderful news.
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Your brother's grandson
got accepted
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to the University of Nigeria.
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Which grandson?Which grandson?
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Number 12.
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Oh. David.
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Good.
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Ooh. Ask her to send us
a bag of stockfish.
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You can get that
at the supermarket.
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Oh, they don't sell the heads.
I like the heads.
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Okay. Please send stockfish.
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Make sure
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you wrap it properly.
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Last time,
the suitcase smelled terrible
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and I had to tell
the man at the airport
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that Tunde had a leg infection.
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You didn't have
to tell him anything.
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We could have just left.
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Good morning, Auntie and Uncle.
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Good morning, Abishola.Good morning.
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Yes, Abishola
is doing very well.
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She finally met a man.
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Uh-uh. Who are you talking to?
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My sister.Which one?
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The one who gave birth to you.
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Mommy, I did not meet anyone.
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Move away.
This is my conversation.
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Between work and school,
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Abishola had no chance
of meeting somebody
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until I stepped in.
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You're welcome.
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His name is Bob, he's American
and he owns a big sock company.
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He was so honored to meet us
that he followed us to our home.
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Eh, after he caught
you spying on him.
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I have already said
you are welcome.
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Uh, Dele, the grown-ups
are talking. Go to school.
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But I'm hungry.Be hungry for knowledge.
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Yes, he's handsome.
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Like Kevin James
with a mustache...
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...only more orobo.
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Orobo?Bob is not that fat.
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[chuckles]:
Yes.
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Trust me, he's orobo.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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So if I want to say hello
in her language....
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E karo.
E karo.
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No, no, e karo.
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Pretty sure that's what I said.
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Now, how do you say goodbye?
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O dabo. O dabo. O dabo.
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O dabo, o dabo.
You know, I speak Mandarin.
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I did not know that.
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Nice. Now I want Chinese
for lunch.
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Okay, this is important.
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How do you say, "I'm sorry
your aunt and uncle forced you
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"to spend time with me,
but I really enjoyed myself
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and I'd like to do it again"?
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Ma binu iya iya
re ati egbon re fi agbara
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mu o lati
lo akoko pelu mi,
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sugbon mo gbadun ara mi ati
Mo fe lati se e leekansi.
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Uh, w-what's that first word?
Binu?
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It means, "I'm sorry."
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That's good. That's all I need.
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So, how are things with you
and the sock king?
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[chuckles]There are no things.
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There is just tea.
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KEMI:
Very good.
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It's going very good.
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Every sock king
needs a sock queen.
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[both laugh]
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Stop it, both of you.
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If I were to marry again...
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You will.I won't.
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You will. You wi...I won't. I won't.
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ABISHOLA:
But if I were
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to marry again,
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it would only be
to a Nigerian man.
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Only? That kind of narrows down
your options, doesn't it?
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Don't listen to her.
She has many options.
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Top of the list,
Nigerian man, same tribe.
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Yoruba.
Mm-hmm.
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Then Nigerian man,
different tribe.
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Igbo.
Mm-hmm.
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KEMI:
Then
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other Africans.
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Except Tunisians and Egyptians.
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Obviously.
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Then
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Caribbean, then white,
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then African-American.
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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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Wait, wait.
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So, a black man
is last on your list?
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Below white men?
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You get it.
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I get that you full of crap.
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Hmm?
Huh-uh.
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All you Africans
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think you better than us.
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Well...
Well, what?
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You don't make it easy
for yourselves.
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What's that supposed to mean?Oh, come on.
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Gangbangers, welfare stamps,
the baby mamas.
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You're just buying into
that racist propaganda
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you see on TV.
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There are more white people
on food stamps and welfare
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than black people.
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That's not what it
says on the Fox News.
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Which is fair and balanced.Mm-hmm.
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Okay, I'll tell you what.
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Next time I get an e-mail
from a Nigerian prince,
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you want me to assume it's one
of you heffas trying to scam me?
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Calm down, both of you.Heffa? Who are you
calling heffa?
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Kemi, Kemi,
you are upsetting Gloria.
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You both upsetting Gloria.
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You think white folks see
a difference between us?
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To them, we all look the same.
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You get pulled over
by a cop,
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he's not gonna see
your little ranking system.
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He's just gonna see this.
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We wouldn't get
pulled over.
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We obey the
traffic laws.
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Hey, what are you doing there?
Get away.
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Why are you reading
about Nigeria?
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I said, get away.
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All right, all right.
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You ever hear of privacy?Ah, calm down.
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It's not like
there's any porn on there.
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How do you know?I looked.
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Mom's browsing history
is more interesting than yours.
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So, why Nigeria?
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Don't worry about it.
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Ooh. Is it a charity thing?
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People buy a pair of socks,
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we give away a pair
to a poor person?
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We're not doing that.
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You sure? We don't really have
to give anything away.
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Nobody checks.
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That's not happening.
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So, what's the deal, then?
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None of your business.
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We're only as sick
as our secrets, big brother.
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Where'd you get that?Alcoholics Anonymous saying.
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Are you...?
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No, no, no. I just like
dating women in recovery.
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Why is that?
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Less pressure.
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They hate themselves
before they sleep with me.
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Come on. What's the deal?
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Fine. I met somebody.
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In Nigeria?
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No.
Then where?
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In the hospital.
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That nurse you were looking for.
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Yeah.
[laughs]:
Oh.
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So, she's Nigerian, then?
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Yeah.
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Just to be clear, we're not
talking African-American,
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we're talking, like,
African-African?
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Or just African.
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Right.
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Looking at a map,
where's Nigeria?
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Between Benin and Cameroon.
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Oh, sure, yeah. Now I know.
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By the way, you and her,
it'll never work.
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Why not?
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Bob. Bob. Bob.
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[sighs]
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A bird may love a fish,
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but where will they build
a home together?
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Is that more words to live by
from women in recovery?
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Actually, that's from
Fiddler on the Roof.
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Which I saw
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'cause I was dating
a Jewish girl
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who was also in recovery,
so, yeah, I guess.
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Hello, Richard.
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Hey, Abishola.
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How's it going with Bob?
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Huh-- how do you know about Bob?
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My God.
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You told the bus driver?
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I told everybody.
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In this terrible world
that we live in,
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people need to hear good news.
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You need to stop
telling people my business.
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Okay, okay.
Thank you.
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I put it on my Facebook.
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I got 75 likes.
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Take it down.
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Why?
I'm excited for you
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and so are 75 people
you don't know.
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I just need you to stop talking
and respect my privacy.
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[scoffs] Stop talking?
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As you wish.
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Don't be like that.
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Like what? I'm just
respecting your privacy.
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Mm. Richard,
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did you know that Kemi
is single?
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Working late?
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Yup.
Me, too.
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Thank God for caffeine
and Adderall, huh?
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You're still taking that stuff?
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Oh, yeah. It, uh, helps with my
attention deficit disorder.
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Well, I guess that's good,
but be careful,
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you don't want to start
depending on it.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Nothing. I'll see you later.
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Oh, hey, Bob?
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You want to keep your
personal life personal,
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don't talk about it
with Douglas.
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Aw, damn it.
You're right. Stupid.
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And speaking of stupid, are you
out of your freaking mind?
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What?
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Bob, you spent 12 years
married to a woman
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who shared everything
with you.
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I mean, you ate the same foods,
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you enjoyed
the same movies,
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hell, you kind of
looked the same.
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Not at the beginning.
She turned into me.
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Well, my point is, you still
couldn't make the marriage work.
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How do you think
it's gonna go
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if you get involved with someone
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00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,442
you have absolutely nothing
in common with?
261
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,009
Well, did you ever stop
to consider
262
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:04,141
that maybe opposites attract?
263
00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:07,449
Baloney.
Opposites avoid each other.
264
00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:08,755
They hate each other.
265
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:11,932
They stab each other
with steak knives.
266
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:15,239
Feels like we should be talking
about your failed marriage.
267
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,198
Why would you say that?
268
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,635
Well, you stabbed
your ex-husband
269
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,681
in the ass with a steak knife.
270
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:25,510
Like you've never
made a mistake!
271
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:28,470
Good talk. Love you!Drop dead, Bob!
272
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:40,700
E karo,Goodwin. E karo,Mr. Wheeler.
273
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,224
Have you seen
your lady friend again?Not yet,
274
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:45,400
but we have plans
to have tea tomorrow.
275
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,968
How do you say "tea"
in her language?
276
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,970
Tii.
Tii.
277
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,449
Perfect.
278
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:54,278
Look at me, trying to date
a woman from Nigeria.
279
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,540
You are pressing the envelope.
280
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E karo. E karo.
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Karo.
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00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,983
E karo,
Mr. Wheeler.
283
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:10,860
Hey, Mr. Wheeler.
284
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O dabo.
285
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:27,398
[knocking on door][door opens]
286
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:30,314
Bob, got a minute?
Yeah.
287
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,142
I just spoke
to Douglas.
288
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,883
[groans]
289
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,450
There is nothing
to be embarrassed about.
290
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:36,886
I think
it's wonderful.
291
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,583
Really?
Absolutely.
292
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,585
You have my
complete support.
293
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,413
Wow, thanks, Mom.
294
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,459
You're welcome,
honey.
295
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:47,767
[door closes]I don't know if I
ever told you this,
296
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,551
but I used to hang
around the clubs
297
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,596
back when Motown Records
was getting started.
298
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,598
Is that so?Oh, yeah.
299
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,426
Of course, that was before
I met your father.
300
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:58,081
There were a couple
of night spots in Detroit
301
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:01,171
where you could spend time
with the actual musicians.
302
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:04,087
Okay...
303
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,698
Not to brag, but your mom
sang a little harmony
304
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:09,397
with two Temptations and a Pip.
305
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,443
Good story. Thanks.
306
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:15,577
You remember that song
"You Can't Hurry Love"?
307
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,840
None of them did.
308
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:23,454
[knocking on window]Hello.
309
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:36,859
Oh, yeah, that is one
very funky gallbladder.
310
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,513
Sponge stick.
311
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,385
Thank you.
312
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:45,520
So, Abishola, I hear there's
a new fellow in your life now.
313
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:47,043
[giggles]
[stammers]
314
00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,262
Where did you hear this?
315
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:49,916
Oh, a little bird told me.
316
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,221
Forceps.
317
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:54,137
Does this little bird
have a Facebook page?
318
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,792
Yes, and a Snapchat.
319
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,491
Oh, my God.
320
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,885
You know, my brother
married a white girl.
321
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:06,976
She became a Hindu, wore a sari,
did everything right.
322
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,978
It was still a disaster.
323
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,198
I am not marrying anyone.
324
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,416
Well, if you do,
325
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,809
don't count on your family
326
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,724
to provide much
in the way of support.
327
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,508
To this day, my mother refuses
328
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,902
to be in the same room
with Betty Jo.
329
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,339
I got you,
330
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:24,385
you slippery bastard.
331
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:27,388
Hot potato. [chuckles]
332
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,869
Okay,
let's sew him up.
333
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,048
I hope you're happy.
334
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,571
How can I not be?
335
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:39,356
I'm making green Jell-O
for hundreds of sick people.
336
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,967
Because of you,
337
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,360
everybody in this hospital
now knows about me and Bob.
338
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,927
I'm sorry.
339
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,582
I did as you asked,
I took down the Facebook page,
340
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,410
and I returned
the GoFundMe money
341
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,412
for your bachelorette party.
342
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,068
Mm-mm. More sugar.
343
00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,549
Well, people are still talking.
344
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:02,336
Because they are rooting
for you. People love love.
345
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,729
There is no love.
346
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,949
[scoffs]
Give it time.
347
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:11,562
I didn't really love my husband
until after he was dead.
348
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:14,087
I know you want the best for me.
349
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,524
I'm asking,
please leave it alone.
350
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:21,181
Okay, consider it
left and alone.
351
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,747
Thank you.
352
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,449
I can't believe this is what
you are feeding the patients.
353
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:32,844
Are you joking? This is the
healthiest thing on the menu.
354
00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:56,694
Mum?
Hmm?
355
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,261
Are you okay?
356
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,611
Yes, uh, just tired.
357
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:03,484
Can I ask you a question?Make it quick.
358
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,965
Are you going to marry
the sock man?
359
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,665
Of course not.
Where did you hear that?
360
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,623
Cousin Yemisi sent me
a Facebook message.
361
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,235
Ah, they are talking
about it in London?
362
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,977
Amsterdam. They're on holiday.
363
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:21,632
Oh, my God.
Stay off the Facebook, please.
364
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,373
It's also on Twitter.
365
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,985
Stay off all of it.
366
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,247
Okay.
367
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:30,163
What should I tell my dad?
368
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:33,905
Your father has another family
and he lives in Lagos.
369
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,385
This is none of his business.
370
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,953
Yes, Mum.
371
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,129
Have you been talking
to him about it?
372
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,696
Not anymore.
373
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:48,659
E karo,Abishola.
Here's your tii.
374
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:51,140
Your tii.Your tii.
375
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,663
Hello, Bob.
Hey!
376
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:57,016
Uh, e karo,Abishola.
Here's your tii.
377
00:16:57,059 --> 00:17:00,149
Yes, e karo,
but I cannot stay.
378
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,368
Why not?
379
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,022
I have decided
380
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,807
that it is not right
for us to be...
381
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:11,769
I do not know what we are,
but we cannot be... it.
382
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,641
I don't understand.
383
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:16,992
You are a very nice man,
and I am sorry,
384
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,820
but this is what has to happen.
385
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,827
O dabo.
386
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:39,275
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