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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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We have a 50-year-old male,
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chest pains,
labored breathing!
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Pretty.
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Huh?
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You look like an angel.
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Ah.
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So, what happened?
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You had three
stents put in.
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Is that a lot?
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For a man
your size, no.
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Would you mind
showing me your socks?
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Huh?
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Socks are my business.
Let me see.
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Narvanis RD-75s.
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That's a shame.
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What is wrong
with them?
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Oh, they're made
on the cheap in Vietnam.
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One wash, they get
all droopy in the top band.
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So yours are better?
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The Canadian Association
of Chiropodists thinks so.
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I'll get you a couple
of pairs. You'll see.
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May I help you?
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Yes, I'm looking
for Abishola.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Abishola is sleeping.
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She worked very late.
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What do you want
with Abishola?
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Hi.Hello.
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I promised you the best-made
socks in the world,
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and I am a man who
keeps his promises.
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Thank you.
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So, uh, anyway,
is, uh, today,
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like, a day off for you?
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Yes. Goodbye.
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"MaxDot
Therapeutic Hosiery.
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Robert J. Wheeler, president."
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Hmm.
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"Therapeutic hosiery." Mm.
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Very fancy.
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He was actually quite nice.
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He said he didn't
want to be a bother
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and, if I changed my mind,
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"the ball is in my court."
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Oh, like in basketball.Mm.
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No, no,
it's tennis.
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Have you seen how
big this man is?
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He does not play tennis.
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It's just a saying.
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What is?"The ball in your court."
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It means she can call him.
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Well, I'm not calling anybody.
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I have work, I have school,
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I have my son.
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I have no time for balls.
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Well, there goes
the second date.
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[chuckles]
What?
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Oh. Shame on you.
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I don't understand why you can't
have a little fun with this guy.
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What is it with
you people and fun?
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"You people"?
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Americans.
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Oh. Well, I'll give you that.
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Anyway, she has no time for fun.
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Let's talk about marriage.
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I already have a husband.Ah.
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[clicks tongue] You haven't seen
him in, what, six, seven years?
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Eight.Well, then, technically,
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he's dead.
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Just think
about how good
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your life would be
if you married the president
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of a therapeutic hosiery
company.
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You sound just like
my auntie and uncle.
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Trust me, this
a good match.
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He could pay off
your student loans,
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put Dele in a private school
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and then, because you have
filled his life with love,
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he could buy Tunde and me
a brand-new Ford F-150.
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With turbocharge.
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If you don't mind, can we
please change the subject?
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Sure.
Okay, fine.
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You ever slept with a white guy?
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[laughing]
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I thought we were
changing the subject.
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I thought so, too.
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Okay, well,
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I've never been with
anybody but my husband.
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Who is dead!
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The thing
you need to know
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about white men
is they're very insecure
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'cause of the whole
black guy thing.
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Yes. They work very hard
to make sure
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that you're having
a pleasant time.
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So if you want
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to get any sleep,
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you have to compliment 'em.Mm-hmm.
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Like "Good job, Steven.
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Ooh, you hit the spot."
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Okay, I'm going back to work.
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Man, that girl
is wrapped real tight.Eh.
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She's a good Christian woman.
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I'm sure you remember
what that's like.
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Mm-hmm. So,
you been going to church
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with Steven the Spot-Hitter?
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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♪
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Any more chin chin?
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You've had enough.
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I am still hungry.
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I'll cook you some pounded yam
when we get home.
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Or we could stop at Wendy's.
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There! That's him.
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Oh, that is
a nice car.
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Cadillac.
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The car Elvis drove.
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You think
it is a lease?
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If he's a smart businessman,
it is.
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[alarm beeps]Yes.
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Tax-deductible.
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Look at all the cars
in the parking lot.
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These are
all his employees.
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Their cars are not as nice.
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Proving he is
a smart businessman.
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Yes, this will be
a fine marriage for my niece.
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For all of us.
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Goes without saying.
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We are a package deal.
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[honking horn]You're in my spot!
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Oh, I-I'm very sorry!
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Go, go.
[chuckles][starts engine]
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[stammers]
Have a nice day!
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[shuts off engine]
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[grunts]
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Oh, God, I hate my life.
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[coughing]
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DOTTIE:
♪ I'll be♪
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♪ Seeing you
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♪ In every lovely summer's day
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♪ In everything
that's light and gay ♪
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♪ I'll always think of you
this way... ♪
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[knocking at door]BOB: Mom.
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It's open.
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♪ I'll find you in
the morning sun ♪
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♪ And when the night is new...
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You getting ready
for open mic night?
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You know what
today is.
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I do.
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Exactly 25 years ago,
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your father suffered
a massive heart attack
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and dropped dead
on the loading dock.
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Wow. 25 years.
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Hey, what was he doing down
on the loading dock anyway?
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[chuckles]:
Oh, you should've seen it.
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The truck driver lost
the manifest,
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so there was no way
to check the shipment.
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And your old man
laid into that guy,
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screaming
and yelling.
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And then his eyes
rolled back in his head,
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and he went straight up
to heaven.
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Yeah, I'm sorry I missed it.
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Mom, don't you think
his ashes should be at home?
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This is his home.
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This business that he built
with his blood, sweat and tears.
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I get it.
Do you?
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'Cause I don't see you
screaming at anybody.
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Hey, I just had
my own heart attack.
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Good point. Credit
where credit's due.
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Yeah.CHRISTINA:
What's going on?
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It's the anniversary
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of Dad's heart attack.
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Is that something we celebrate?
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Mom does.
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Okay. Well...
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call me when you cut the cake.
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Hey, uh,
I should get back to work.
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Say goodbye
to Daddy.
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Goodbye, Dad.
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Goodbye, son.
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Okay.
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♪ I'll be looking at the moon
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♪ But I'll be seeing
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♪ You...
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DOUGLAS:
Bob.
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Bob, you got a second?
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Yeah. What's up?
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We got a little problem.
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Is it about
how badly you stink of weed?
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Sorry. Cashmere sweater.
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Really holds on to the smoke.
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What's your problem?
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I need my name painted
on my parking space.
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That's what you need, huh?
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It's a small thing,
but it connotes respect.
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Oh, it connotes respect.
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Mm-hmm.
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BOB:
You know what, how 'bout we cut
your friggin' head off,
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stick it on a pole
near your parking spot
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and see if that
connotes respect?!
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[exhales]
Just like his father.
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"Connote."
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I had so many chances
to kill him
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as a child.[car lock beeps]
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[sighs]
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ANNOUNCER:
You're listening to The Wave,
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Detroit's number one
easy listening station.
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Here's America's
"A Horse with No Name."
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Nope.
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[Edgar Winter's "Frankenstein"
playing]
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♪
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What the...?
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♪
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What are you doing? Drive!
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Ooh!
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[grunts]
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What do you want
with Abishola?
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No.
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Uh-oh.
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What?The sock man is following us.
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Oh, no.
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What do we do?
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Punch it!
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[engine sputtering]
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♪
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I think we are okay.
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[knocking at door]
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I don't think so.
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[knocking]Shh.
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BOB:
Hello?
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Oh, this is your fault.
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You had to see
where he lived.
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Hey, keep your voice down.
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BOB:
Too late.
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May I help you?
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Why were you following me?
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We were not following you.
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That was someone else.
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Come on. Quit screwing
around. Let's talk.
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One moment, please.
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What should we do?Shh. Shh.
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I'm-I'm thinking.
I'm thinking.
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BOB:
I can hear every
word you're saying.
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Your Cadillac is very nice.
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Thanks.
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Lease or own?
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It's a lease.
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Good for you.
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Here you go.
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Earl Grey
and Pepperidge Farm biscuits.
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Thank you.UNCLE TUNDE:
No.
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Thank you.
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So, what are your
intentions with my niece?
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Excuse me?
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Abishola is
my sister's daughter.
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I'm responsible
for her well-being.
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I have a right to know about
the man who is pursuing her.
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I'm not pursuing anybody.
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We have the socks
to prove otherwise.
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Okay, fine.
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I took a shot,
but she wasn't interested.
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End of story.
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Doesn't matter
what interests her.
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We say when the story is over.
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I say.She says.
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Tell me...
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what is your credit score?
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[indistinct chatter]
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Ah.
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What is this?
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He followed us home.
269
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,973
That is not what
happened at all.
270
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,496
Dele, go to your room.
271
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,759
But Mom...Now!
272
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,195
Look, A-Abishola, I can explain.
273
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,718
No. You explain nothing.
274
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,981
Auntie, Uncle, can we
speak privately, please?
275
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,940
Don't worry.
276
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,768
Uh, we are Team Bob.
277
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,251
[quietly]:
What is he doing here?
278
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,992
We invited him for
tea and biscuits
279
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,907
to discuss whether a
match could be made.
280
00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:00,257
A match? I do not want a match.
281
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,824
It's not about
what you want.
282
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,826
It's about what is good
for the whole family.
283
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:06,916
And a Ford F-150.
284
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,005
You are swapping me for a car?
285
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,615
UNCLE TUNDE:
It is a truck.
286
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:11,878
A very goodtruck.
287
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,184
They do not know how to whisper.
288
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,800
Hello?
Hey.
289
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,018
Did you bring socks again?
290
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,019
No.
291
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,455
Then why are you here?
292
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:27,067
You know,
that's a heck of a question.
293
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,330
What's your name?
294
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:30,679
Dele.
295
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:31,854
Hi, Dele.
296
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:34,117
I'm Bob.Hello, Bob.
297
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,469
So, uh, what grade are you in?
298
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,254
Seventh.Cool.
299
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,212
Do you know what you want to be
when you grow up?
300
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,824
It doesn't matter
what I want.
301
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,000
I'm going to
be a doctor.
302
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,744
Okay, it is decided.
303
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:55,312
Abishola will have tea with
you on Tuesday afternoon.
304
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,836
UNCLE TUNDE:
During her break
305
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,576
in a public place.
306
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,231
Uh, thanks, but that's not
gonna work for me.
307
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:04,756
Monday morning, pancake
breakfast. Final offer.
308
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,888
Look, I'm not negotiating.
309
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,759
The only way I would spend time
310
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,849
with Abishola
is if she wants to.
311
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,199
Oh, this is bad.
312
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,550
Abishola?
313
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,166
I will have tea
with you.
314
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,472
Are you sure?
'Cause I don't want you
315
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,126
to do anything
against your will.
316
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,519
I said I will have tea
with you. Stop talking.
317
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:31,783
Yup. Went right past the sale.
318
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,176
Well, uh,
319
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,004
I should, uh...
I should get going.
320
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:36,266
Hey.
321
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:40,009
Uh, thank you...
for coming to visit.
322
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,706
Visit?
323
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,708
Sure.
324
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:46,015
Okay, well, uh, bye.
325
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,147
Bye-bye.
326
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,757
[door closes]
327
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,019
How wonderful is this!
328
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,108
[laughing]
329
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,200
Hello.
330
00:14:57,244 --> 00:15:00,987
Hi. Uh, I took a guess
and got you decaf tea.
331
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,118
Why did you guess that?
332
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,815
Well, you always seem
a little wound up.
333
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,035
Here's your tea.
334
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,950
Thank you.
335
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:11,040
So, you're
on a break?
336
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:14,174
Yes. We have...
28 minutes.
337
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:16,002
So it's like
speed dating?
338
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:18,091
This is not a date.
339
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,136
No siree, Bob,
it is not.
340
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,923
So, uh, you got
any hobbies?
341
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,663
No. I am from Nigeria.
342
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:28,014
Nigerians don't do
useless things.
343
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,407
You don't whisper, either.
344
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,061
[laughs]
345
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:36,587
Okay, 27 minutes.
346
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,856
Do you have hobbies?
347
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:48,034
Well, I used to, but,
uh, since I got divorced,
348
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,949
I spend most of
my time working.
349
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,167
How long were you married?
350
00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:52,690
12 years.
Children?
351
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,389
We tried. I tried.
She just laid there.
352
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,087
Excuse me?
353
00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,350
I'm sorry. Uh, no kids.
354
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:03,005
So now your whole life
is about making socks?
355
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,572
Compressionsocks.
356
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:07,792
I'm a soldier in the
war against phlebitis.
357
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,533
I'm curious.
358
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:12,101
Where did the company name,
"MaxDot," come from?
359
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,624
Well, my dad
started the company.
360
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:16,236
And his name is Max, and
my mom's name is Dottie,
361
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,020
so, "MaxDot."
362
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,500
Ah.
363
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,850
I thought it would be
a better story.
364
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,112
[laughs]
365
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,375
So what brought
you to Detroit?
366
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,988
I wanted a better life
for me and my son.
367
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,990
I understand that,
368
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,992
but why Detroit?
369
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,081
I have family here.
370
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,647
Yeah, we've met.
371
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,129
What about your son's
dad? Where's he at?
372
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,609
He moved back to Nigeria.
373
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:42,958
How come?
374
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,177
There, he's a civil engineer.
375
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,396
Here, he worked
in a toll booth.
376
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,746
So he didn't like change?
377
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,750
Nothing? Okay.
378
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,538
So, so, you're divorced?No.
379
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,192
But you're not
together anymore?
380
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,281
No, we are not.But what if you
meet someone?
381
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,847
Isn't that a problem?
382
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,937
It is not a problem yet.
383
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,031
[elevator bell dings]
384
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,598
Thank you for walking me back.
385
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,426
Well, it is Detroit,
and it's broad daylight
386
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,428
so you can't be
too careful.
387
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,169
Okay, uh, thank you again.
388
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:21,170
We can stop here.
389
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,737
Well, how come?
390
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,304
What, you're embarrassed
to be seen with a white guy?
391
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:25,609
Yes. Goodbye.
392
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,838
Look who found time
for balls.
393
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:46,543
♪ I'm going to Katmandu
394
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:49,807
♪ Up to the mountains
where I'm going to ♪
395
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:53,376
♪ And if I ever
get out of here ♪
396
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,118
♪ That's what I'm gonna do
397
00:17:56,162 --> 00:18:00,253
♪ Oh, K-K-K-K-K-K-Katmandu.
398
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,299
[car lock beeps]
399
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:15,616
Ah. Turn out the lights.
400
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,141
You were right.
401
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,187
He has a beautiful home.
402
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,973
Yes. We'll be
very happy there.
403
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,063
We will. [laughs]
404
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:32,285
The first thing we must do
is pull all the grass out
405
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,982
and grow some vegetables.
406
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:35,331
Ah. [chuckles] No.
407
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,290
You have to have the grass.
408
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,726
It tells people
you are wealthy enough
409
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:41,250
to grow something
you cannot eat.
410
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:44,601
Well, could I grow some
tomatoes in the backyard?
411
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,473
As long as I don't
smell fertilizer
412
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:49,650
when I'm in the hot tub,
can do whatever you want.
413
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,871
Well, where are you going?
414
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,178
I'm going to take a
picture of the house
415
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,006
for our Christmas card.
416
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,313
Ah.
417
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:08,451
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