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Anyone wanna see if I can swallow
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this hard-boiled egg without chewing?
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- Oh, all right.
- Yeah, sure. Why not?
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Wait, Jeff! Don't eat that egg!
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I just read a shocking expose
in the Langley Alt Weekly
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about Gentle Goodness Valley,
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our brand of supposedly
"cruelty-free" eggs.
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Apparently they're not all
they're cracked up to be.
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Turns out they've been punching
the chickens left and right,
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just like at the big corporate farms.
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Well, who's so high and mighty now?
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Ready to switch to my brand?
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Never!
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Hey, some people keep
chickens in their backyard
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and get their eggs that way.
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- Jeff and I could do that.
- Ha! You bozos?
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That'll be the day.
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Yes, mom, that "ull" be the day.
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This time next week,
we'll be eating an omelette
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made of our very own
homegrown eggs, bet on it.
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Silence!
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The time draws near for the...
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- Mail!
- ♪ Check out whatchya got now ♪
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♪ Getchya postcards,
birthday cards ♪
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- ♪ eBay-ordered slot cars ♪
- Mail!
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♪ A-get it while it's hot now ♪
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♪ If a letter makes ya wetter
than a better Eddie Vedder ♪
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♪ It's ma-a-a-a-il! ♪
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Yes, the mail.
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With each letter, the promise
of a thrilling new adventure.
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Let's see.
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Inherited a haunted amusement park,
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S.O.S. from mind quad.
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Yeah, these are all big-time duds.
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Maybe I'll check my e-mail.
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Party time! Excellent!
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Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
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Everybody, quick! Shut up!
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I've been invited to a
party at Bullock's house.
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Jim J. Bullock? Holy moly!
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- No. Avery Bullock, my boss.
- Still very cool.
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A chance to impress Bullock
in a non-work setting
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could be huge for me at my
non-non-work setting... work.
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Want me to come along
and be your wingman?
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Help you really wow him?
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A kind offer, Roger,
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but my answer is a harsh
and emphatic "no".
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I have every confidence
I'll knock his socks off
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all on my own at this
b-b-b-b-b-barbecue?
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Summer casual?
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♪♪
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Mornin', Smiths!
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♪♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪♪
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Well, what do you think?
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- Looks great.
- Looks awesome.
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Perfect BBQ outfit!
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- It's horrible!
- It's shit! Next!
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- It's nice.
- It slaps!
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- It sucks!
- It blows!
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- I look like an idiot!
- A fool!
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It's terrible!
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Hated it!
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- Stupid!
- Get it outta here, Francine!
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Yes.
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Baller as hell. Done.
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It makes my
shoulders look weird!
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Like a monster's shoulders!
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For the love of God,
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how the hell am I ever supposed
to do any work in this house?!
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Ugh!
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Stan, I'm confused.
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You've worn casual clothes before.
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But I've never felt comfortable in them.
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I get so self-conscious
about my pointy ankles,
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- gentleman's fupa, and big weird...
- Chin.
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...knees that wrinkle up and
look like the grumpy old men
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when I stand.
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My body was built for suits.
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It's the only thing I feel confident in.
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Screw it, I'm gonna wear
a suit to the barbecue.
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Better to be overdressed
than underdressed, right?
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Hundred percent. But I don't know...
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♪♪
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Summer, summer, summerti-i-me!
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Duper, Hooper...
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What's shakin'... My babies?
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Geez, Stan. Isn't it a little hot for...
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Is this corduroy?
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Smith, glad you're here,
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because I've got your most
important mission ever...
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Manning the grill!
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♪♪
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Raw meat...
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So cold...
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-Feels... good...
-Smith?
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Are you all right?
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'Eyyyyyy.
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Oh, my God, look at his fupa!
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"Oh, my God.
Look at his fupa!"
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I made a fool of myself!
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And the worst part is Gooper's having
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another barbecue this Saturday.
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You work with a Gooper?
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Yeah, he sits over by the printer,
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with Hooper, Booper and Ozymandias.
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Stan, I'm about to lay some hard,
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earth-shattering truth on you.
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You should probably lie down.
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Things are about to
get crazy real for you.
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I'll light some candles
and put on some Enya.
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Your suit is like armor
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for you, Stan.
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It gives you confidence,
but it's a false confidence
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that makes you uptight and overbearing.
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You need to find true, easy confidence,
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- but the suit won't let you.
- Whoa.
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This isn't really Enya, by the way.
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- It's just Enya-like.
- Whoa.
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What you need is a line
of custom casual-wear
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that you'll finally feel
truly comfortable in,
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tailored specifically to the contours
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of your strange and challenging body.
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- And you'd do that for me?
- Absolutely!
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It'd actually be a nice chance
for us to do a little bonding.
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Crafting bespoke clothing
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- is a deeply intimate process.
- I don't know.
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Sometimes when we do things like this
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- you can get a bit...
- Selfless?
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Guilty as charged.
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I ask absolutely nothing in return.
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I'll just have to dust off my
old-fashion designer persona...
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Huh. No dust.
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Hold on a sec.
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Sir Jennings Cockburn,
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fashion titan of post-war London!
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Don't breathe that in, Stan.
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It's asbestos.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Good morning, my seamstresses.
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Imelda, Agnes, Vera, Gooper.
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I have a Gooper, too. Martha.
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Martha's the one I'm sleeping with.
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♪♪
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I always put secret,
deeply meaningful little messages
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in the lining of all my garments.
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_
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When you picture yourself
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free of that suit, what do you see?
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Mm. I'm...
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playful.
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- A goof.
- A goose.
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A silly goose?
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Yes, but also...
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unbound by rules and conventions.
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Rebellious.
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A bad boy.
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But still light.
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Still playful.
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A bad goose.
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♪♪
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And now, the moment of truth.
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And how do you feel?
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Lighter than air!
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Roger, how can I ever thank you?
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I told you, I ask for nothing in return.
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Now go, you're late for
your next barbecue as it is!
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- But there must be something...
- Tell you what.
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If you have a good time today,
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maybe swing by for a celebratory sherry,
how about that?
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Now run along, my goose!
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Aah!
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My watermelon!
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- Surprised?
- Aah!
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Looks like us "bozos"
might see this thing through after all.
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So where'd you bozos get
all these chickens anyway?
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Dicks with Chicks,
the local chicken hatchery
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owned by brothers
Larry and Randall Dick.
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And how many eggs have you gotten?
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None yet.
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The chickens turned
out to be a bit more...
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aggressive than expected.
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But we're making great progress
with the little ladies.
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The trick is to never
show them any fear.
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Aah! Devil bird!
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Well, they're crapping
all over the place,
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so you can't keep them in the yard.
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Ready to give up yet?
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-Yes!
-Not a chance.
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I think we can make this work.
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Yeah, I'm just kinda doing the
couch potato thing tonight,
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watching "Hostel 2" with Martha.
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- Mm!
- Dad?
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How was the barbecue?
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It was absolutely...
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divine!
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Oh, Steve, you should've seen me.
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I was so easy and fun and free!
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Yo, Stan, where ya want this puppy?
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Me and the guys had such a good time
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we decided to keep it going
with a little after-barbecue.
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To the back yard, boys!
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Stan!
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Stan! Stan! Stan!
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Well, Roger will be pleased.
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Wait!
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There was something
special I was gonna do
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if I had a good time today.
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A celebratory cannonball!
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Aah!
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Rogu, I'm the only thing not burning.
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♪♪
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Smith, what's the meaning of this?
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This is a non-non-work setting!
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Shall we brush up on
the agency dress code?
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How 'bout we don't and say we did?
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What a cool thing to say!
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But what if it came from
the twisted mind of...
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the tickle monster!
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Smith, I'm loving the new you.
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Truly,
amber is the color of your energy.
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Boop!
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Instant promotion!
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♪♪
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Uh, what's this now?
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"E equals mc squared and
Gettysburg Address in 1776."
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Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.
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Da-aaaad!
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Wouldn't you rather be playing this...
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PlayStation 5?!
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Hot piggly hog!
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Boop!
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Where's my boop?
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Oh, you'll get your boop, m'lady.
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- Roger?
- Is that you, my goose?
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What's wrong?
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I'm in the doldrums, Stan.
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Deep doldrums. The double-d's.
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Every time I achieve
a great creative peak,
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it's followed by a depressive rut.
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And you, in my time
of greatest emotional need,
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abandon me to run off
with your new friends,
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Jackson, and Duper, and Francine.
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This is why I knew I
shouldn't have done this.
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You always get so possessive and clingy.
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I'll cling to you for that remark!
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I do you an unsolicited favor,
asking for nothing in return,
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and this is how you return the favor?
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You are a bad friend.
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If it helps,
it's your clothes that have given me
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00:11:45,232 --> 00:11:46,639
this new lease on life!
262
00:11:46,641 --> 00:11:48,251
My relationships have improved,
263
00:11:48,253 --> 00:11:49,929
I'm boopin' people like crazy,
264
00:11:49,931 --> 00:11:53,084
and my knees have never looked better!
265
00:11:53,086 --> 00:11:55,366
Well, I don't know if I can
keep making them for you,
266
00:11:55,368 --> 00:11:56,709
being treated like this.
267
00:11:56,711 --> 00:11:59,797
And you're notoriously
hard on your clothes, Stan.
268
00:11:59,799 --> 00:12:01,878
Look, they're already starting to fray.
269
00:12:02,081 --> 00:12:04,105
_
270
00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:07,248
But I guess you can always
just go back to your suit.
271
00:12:07,272 --> 00:12:08,726
No, I'm happy now.
272
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,605
I can't go back to the old me!
273
00:12:10,607 --> 00:12:13,224
Okay, listen,
anytime you need me, just call,
274
00:12:13,226 --> 00:12:14,498
and I'll be there.
275
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,606
I promise.
276
00:12:15,608 --> 00:12:19,131
♪♪
277
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,932
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
278
00:12:28,934 --> 00:12:30,275
♪♪
279
00:12:30,277 --> 00:12:32,356
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
280
00:12:32,358 --> 00:12:34,907
_
281
00:12:34,909 --> 00:12:38,062
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
282
00:12:38,064 --> 00:12:40,008
I had an intercom system installed
283
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,553
so you could hear me moan more easily.
284
00:12:41,555 --> 00:12:45,648
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
285
00:12:47,529 --> 00:12:49,206
- ♪ I'll never let you go ♪
- _
286
00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:52,293
♪♪
287
00:12:55,921 --> 00:12:57,933
I can't keep living like this.
288
00:12:57,935 --> 00:13:01,356
Listen, Roger, instead of
constantly moping in your attic,
289
00:13:01,358 --> 00:13:04,847
why don't you come out with
me and my friends sometime?
290
00:13:04,849 --> 00:13:06,023
I'll have to think about it.
291
00:13:10,421 --> 00:13:11,560
Okay.
292
00:13:12,772 --> 00:13:18,207
Words with friends is
really gonna sing on this baby.
293
00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:19,549
Aah!
294
00:13:19,551 --> 00:13:22,570
Dammit! Why the hell are
you lying in the hallway?!
295
00:13:22,572 --> 00:13:23,913
Shhhh!
296
00:13:23,915 --> 00:13:27,202
The chickens
took over our room.
297
00:13:28,144 --> 00:13:29,417
Aah!
298
00:13:29,419 --> 00:13:32,035
Hayley, why don't you just give up
299
00:13:32,037 --> 00:13:34,117
and admit you couldn't pull it off?
300
00:13:34,119 --> 00:13:36,735
The only thing I'm
admitting is an omelette,
301
00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:40,427
into my mouth and stomach,
this time next Tuesday.
302
00:13:40,429 --> 00:13:43,716
Fine, but why don't you go
sleep in Jeff's van till then?
303
00:13:43,718 --> 00:13:45,059
Chickens got the van.
304
00:13:47,947 --> 00:13:51,437
♪♪
305
00:13:53,788 --> 00:13:54,860
Should we pull 'em over?
306
00:13:54,862 --> 00:13:58,082
What is it with you and chickens?
307
00:13:58,084 --> 00:13:59,895
Chicken killed my parents.
308
00:13:59,897 --> 00:14:01,104
Me too.
309
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:04,258
But I don't let it rule my life, man.
310
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,675
♪♪
311
00:14:06,677 --> 00:14:10,501
So, sir Jennings,
Stan tells us you design clothes.
312
00:14:10,503 --> 00:14:12,650
That's awesome. What's that like?
313
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:13,859
Uh, I don't know man. It's fine.
314
00:14:13,861 --> 00:14:16,476
So, h-how do you come up
with the designs?
315
00:14:16,478 --> 00:14:18,759
Let's see, I...
316
00:14:18,761 --> 00:14:20,571
think of the idea for the clothes,
317
00:14:20,573 --> 00:14:22,518
then I make the clothes,
and then the clothes are done.
318
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,397
Do we have a waitress, or...?
319
00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:25,605
What is your problem?
320
00:14:25,607 --> 00:14:27,016
These guys all suck, Stan.
321
00:14:27,018 --> 00:14:29,164
Let's get outta here,
get back to just you and me.
322
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:31,446
No! Dammit,
it's like the only way you're happy
323
00:14:31,448 --> 00:14:33,259
is if you've got me all to yourself.
324
00:14:33,261 --> 00:14:35,877
If you're not having a good time,
you're welcome to leave.
325
00:14:35,879 --> 00:14:38,294
Fine. I'll just be taking my clothes
326
00:14:38,296 --> 00:14:41,248
that you're wearing
and be on my way then.
327
00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,195
See ya later, guys.
328
00:14:43,197 --> 00:14:47,458
I had I'd say about seven tecates,
so here's four dollars.
329
00:14:49,171 --> 00:14:51,585
♪♪
330
00:14:51,587 --> 00:14:52,996
Okay, here's what you do.
331
00:14:52,998 --> 00:14:55,077
Steal Roger's Bad Goose designs,
332
00:14:55,079 --> 00:14:57,627
get to my boy Gooper at Foot Locker.
333
00:14:57,629 --> 00:15:00,112
Then he can make your clothes for you.
334
00:15:00,114 --> 00:15:01,522
Hmmm...
335
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,898
Roger, I owe you an apology.
336
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,644
You've done so much for me
337
00:15:09,646 --> 00:15:11,994
and received nothing from me in return.
338
00:15:11,996 --> 00:15:15,551
Well, I want to fix that right now.
339
00:15:15,553 --> 00:15:16,828
Whatever you think is fair.
340
00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:18,506
Any number, just say it and it's yours.
341
00:15:18,508 --> 00:15:19,781
You...
342
00:15:19,783 --> 00:15:22,466
would make this all about money?!
343
00:15:22,468 --> 00:15:23,943
How dare you?!
344
00:15:23,945 --> 00:15:25,621
You don't deserve my clothes!
345
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,342
- Roger, no!
- Sorry, Stan,
346
00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:34,819
but your bad goose...
347
00:15:34,821 --> 00:15:37,169
is cooked!
348
00:15:37,171 --> 00:15:38,948
Hey, Martha, did ya hear that?
349
00:15:40,192 --> 00:15:41,398
Martha?
350
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,545
Stan, have you seen Martha move at all
351
00:15:43,547 --> 00:15:44,955
since you got here?
352
00:15:44,957 --> 00:15:46,097
Okay. Okay. Okay, I'm like...
353
00:15:46,099 --> 00:15:47,843
She was definitely alive last night
354
00:15:47,845 --> 00:15:49,252
when we started having sex
355
00:15:49,254 --> 00:15:51,535
because I remember I
farted and she laughed.
356
00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:52,878
That's the kind of relationship we...
357
00:15:54,423 --> 00:15:55,462
Oh, thank God.
358
00:15:58,955 --> 00:16:02,040
Who needs Roger and his
stupid clothes anyway, right?
359
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:02,779
Not you, that's for sure.
360
00:16:02,781 --> 00:16:05,397
I mean, it's not like his
clothes were magic or anything.
361
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,210
Probably not...
362
00:16:07,212 --> 00:16:08,821
One of these store-bought brands
363
00:16:08,823 --> 00:16:12,245
- is bound to work just as well for me.
- No doubt.
364
00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:14,593
- Okay, I think this could work.
- Totally.
365
00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:18,756
- For a swamp monster!
- From planet ugly!
366
00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:21,240
It's a disaster!
367
00:16:21,242 --> 00:16:25,200
♪♪
368
00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:27,282
Okay. Fake it 'til ya make it.
369
00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:28,692
You got this.
370
00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:32,920
Smith, are you okay?
371
00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,666
I'm sure as
doing better than you,
372
00:16:34,668 --> 00:16:37,284
you ugly old piece of shit.
373
00:16:37,286 --> 00:16:40,037
That ribbing
wasn't good-natured!
374
00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:41,447
Here comes the boop!
375
00:16:41,449 --> 00:16:43,058
Stan, what's going on?
376
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:45,004
Uh, easy breezy fun?
377
00:16:45,006 --> 00:16:46,213
Tickle time!
378
00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:47,757
Ow! Stan, stop. Please.
379
00:16:47,759 --> 00:16:49,972
You're hurting... Whoa!
380
00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:51,920
-Ow!
-Smith!
381
00:16:51,922 --> 00:16:54,066
Take the rest of the week
off and don't come back
382
00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:56,955
until you've gotten your act together.
383
00:16:58,432 --> 00:17:00,848
It wasn't easy, but we finally managed
384
00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:03,735
to get some eggs outta them
feathery little mother-cluckers.
385
00:17:04,474 --> 00:17:05,614
Not this one, though.
386
00:17:05,616 --> 00:17:06,889
I've been digging my finger
387
00:17:06,891 --> 00:17:09,239
all the way up its egg-hole all day.
388
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:11,387
- Bupkis.
- Jeff, that's a rooster.
389
00:17:11,389 --> 00:17:15,012
Well, whatever her name is,
now she won't leave me alone.
390
00:17:18,169 --> 00:17:20,181
Ugh! Fetus.
391
00:17:20,183 --> 00:17:22,800
Well, I guess that's gonna
happen every once in a while.
392
00:17:22,802 --> 00:17:24,814
Fetus.
393
00:17:24,816 --> 00:17:26,961
Fetus.
394
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,573
Fetus.
395
00:17:28,575 --> 00:17:30,587
Two fetuses. Fetus.
396
00:17:30,589 --> 00:17:32,534
Snake. Fetus.
397
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:37,300
- Uh-oh.
- It's omelette time.
398
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,712
♪♪
399
00:17:48,513 --> 00:17:49,921
Mmm...
400
00:17:49,923 --> 00:17:51,867
Now that's what I call...
401
00:17:53,212 --> 00:17:55,895
Aah!
402
00:17:55,897 --> 00:17:59,117
I don't even like eggs!
403
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,972
You oughta be ashamed of yourself!
404
00:18:06,974 --> 00:18:08,918
I know. But for what, exactly?
405
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,127
Stan was happy.
406
00:18:10,129 --> 00:18:11,201
And it was your clothes
407
00:18:11,203 --> 00:18:12,745
that made him that way.
408
00:18:12,747 --> 00:18:16,169
But you just couldn't
stand having to share him,
409
00:18:16,171 --> 00:18:17,847
so you crushed him.
410
00:18:17,849 --> 00:18:19,727
You...
411
00:18:19,729 --> 00:18:21,472
are a bad friend.
412
00:18:21,474 --> 00:18:23,486
He's right,
Mr. Cockburn.
413
00:18:23,488 --> 00:18:25,634
You did your mate a bad turn.
414
00:18:25,636 --> 00:18:27,648
Just look at the poor bloke.
415
00:18:30,872 --> 00:18:34,026
♪♪
416
00:18:34,028 --> 00:18:36,778
Oh, you're right, Klaus!
It's all my fault.
417
00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:38,658
But, Martha,
this is really none of your business.
418
00:18:38,661 --> 00:18:42,618
I've been so selfish!
How can I make it right?
419
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:45,103
I can't make any more bad
goose clothes for him.
420
00:18:45,105 --> 00:18:48,257
All my seamstresses have
taken positions at big dog.
421
00:18:48,259 --> 00:18:49,869
It wouldn't matter anyway.
422
00:18:49,871 --> 00:18:53,024
Bullock reinstated the
old dress code at the CIA.
423
00:18:53,026 --> 00:18:56,045
Stan'll be trudging back to
work first thing in the morning
424
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:58,462
in that soul-crushing monkey suit.
425
00:18:58,464 --> 00:19:00,812
Hmm, now, theoretically I could
426
00:19:00,814 --> 00:19:03,362
tailor Stan a custom suit so comfortable
427
00:19:03,364 --> 00:19:05,913
that it feels like Bad Goose Sportswear.
428
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:08,868
But I'd have to, what,
do it all by myself?
429
00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:10,210
In one night?
430
00:19:10,212 --> 00:19:11,284
"Kimpossible!"
431
00:19:11,286 --> 00:19:13,365
But he's your friend...
432
00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,111
So I have to try.
433
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,056
Martha, bring around the festiva.
434
00:19:17,058 --> 00:19:19,809
We're going to the
all-night Jo-Ann fabrics!
435
00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:25,716
Well, Stan...
436
00:19:25,718 --> 00:19:28,536
How does your new suit look?
437
00:19:28,538 --> 00:19:30,952
It's a clothes version of the holocaust.
438
00:19:30,955 --> 00:19:32,966
You don't like it. I can tell.
439
00:19:32,968 --> 00:19:35,652
Okay, Stan, confession time.
440
00:19:35,654 --> 00:19:37,533
I never knew how to make clothes.
441
00:19:37,535 --> 00:19:40,419
Everything I gave you was Amazon basics.
442
00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:42,164
And the Bad Goose designs?
443
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:43,641
eBay-ordered iron-ons.
444
00:19:43,643 --> 00:19:45,789
But do you realize what this means?
445
00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:48,877
You didn't get your easy
confidence from my clothes.
446
00:19:48,879 --> 00:19:51,227
It was inside you all along.
447
00:19:51,229 --> 00:19:52,368
That's right, Stan.
448
00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:54,785
This is a mother dumbo-type deal.
449
00:19:54,787 --> 00:19:57,537
Okay, whatever Roger.
I'm late for work.
450
00:19:57,539 --> 00:19:58,611
Sorry, here,
451
00:19:58,613 --> 00:20:00,894
one of your old suits.
452
00:20:00,896 --> 00:20:04,452
So you never even knew
how to make clothes...
453
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:05,660
Wrong, Klaus.
454
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:06,868
I lied to Stan.
455
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:08,950
I do know how to make clothes.
456
00:20:08,952 --> 00:20:12,709
But I wanted him to feel easy
and free in anything he wears.
457
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,058
So, who's the bad friend now?
458
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:17,878
I dunno. You, probably?
459
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,295
See ya later, Roger.
460
00:20:21,908 --> 00:20:23,585
I lied to Klaus, Martha.
461
00:20:23,587 --> 00:20:26,404
As you well know,
I do not know how to make clothes.
462
00:20:26,406 --> 00:20:28,016
I lied to Martha, Steve,
463
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,163
I actually do know how to make clothes.
464
00:20:30,165 --> 00:20:35,064
Okay, do you or do you not
know how to make clothes?
465
00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:36,743
I don't know...
466
00:20:36,745 --> 00:20:39,159
♪♪
467
00:20:39,161 --> 00:20:41,777
Smith. How do you feel?
468
00:20:41,779 --> 00:20:43,388
That depends...
469
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:45,468
Which part of me you
thinking about feeling?
470
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:47,819
Amber alert!
471
00:20:47,821 --> 00:20:50,906
Energy color, that is. What gives?
472
00:20:50,908 --> 00:20:52,652
I don't know, I guess I'm just...
473
00:20:52,654 --> 00:20:55,874
feeling a bit more
comfortable in my own skin.
474
00:20:55,876 --> 00:20:58,519
♪♪
475
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,676
Bye-bye! See you soon!
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