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(dramatic music)

(knocking)

(phone ringing)

Hello?

Yo, what's up Ryan?

What's popping my man?

What's up, Joey?

What are you doing?

Uh, not much, just about to brush my teeth.

Oh yeah, yeah, definitely.

Give me one second, let me just finish something up.

What?

Nah, man, what the fuck?

Hello, what are you doing?

Nothing, I was just brushing my teeth.

Oh my God, yo, do not ever call me

if you're fucking staying down to eat

with a bitch not as gay as you are.

Okay, whatever man.

Bro, listen to me.

So, about that ball thing,

we're probably gonna have to play a little later, man.

I just asked you if I should call,

you said I should call.

I know, bro, look, listen.

My half aunt, she just came into town.

I have to run a couple errands.

It's not easy, like, I just woke up.

Your half aunt?

My half aunt, yeah, yeah.

She's just needing me to take her around town,

you know, stupid things my mom is making me do, bro.

We could ball later.

Man, fuck that, leave her ass.

Bro, listen.

You should get her a ride or something.

Bro, listen, I have to kind of do this.

I know she should probably be calling another ride.

She should probably have a man or something,

but fuck, man.

It's not the worst thing in the world, bro.

I get to stare at her huge knockers.

You should see them.

What the fuck?

What?

Is that your fucking aunt?

I'm telling you, my aunt by marriage

through my dad's side and all this and that,

she's not really related to me or any of that.

What the fuck?

So I don't get it.

You're talking about like she's a,

like you don't want to do it,

but now you're saying she has a big ass titty

that you're gonna try to fuck her or something?

Bro, what the fuck?

What do you think?

Of course, you know me.

You know how all the girls in the school would tell me

I have a big ass dick and all this stuff

and I'd give it to them.

What?

What do you mean, I know you?

That's once again some more gay shit

than you're telling me right now.

Okay, bro, no homo, I'm sorry.

Dude, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of this girl.

You are such a fucking liar.

Bro, what?

What do you mean?

Good luck with that one, buddy.

Second chances of that happens.

Bro, listen, listen.

I'm gonna fuck the shit out of her.

I'm gonna leave her fucking having to walk around

in a wheelchair, bro.

You know how I lay the pipe?

Come on, bro.

Dude, you sit down when you take a piss.

What the fuck are you talking about all this bad shit?

Like you're this big fucking macho guy.

Dude, you know I lay the fucking pipe on her.

Matter of fact, you know what?

I'm gonna make her fucking pay for it.

Dude, I don't know what the fuck you're,

what's wrong with you right now that you're talking

all high and mighty, but I think you need to relax.

I bet you a hundred fucking dollars

that you're not gonna hit that shit.

Dude, what?

You know how many girls have told gas money or ass?

And they back, what?

I bet you a hundred dollars

that you won't even get a seat.

He thinks he can fuck me.

Bro, what?

Of course I will.

What the fuck do you mean?

Come on, man.

You know me.

I just want a hundred dollars then.

A hundred dollars that she's gonna fuck me.

She's gonna ride this fucking dick.

She's gonna slobber all over.

She'll give me a picture of a fucking titty.

Oh my God.

Come on, that's easy.

Make it 200.

Yeah, go ahead then.

Good luck, buddy.

Let's make it 200 then.

All right, fine, fine.

Whatever, you're on.

All right.

Yeah, when you get back to the gym.

All right, you can owe me 200 bucks at the gym.

Yeah, whatever, take me out.

You get back to the gym, play golf,

and I can make the whole money.

All right, all right, whatever.

Peace out, bro.

All right, okay.

Hey, Andy.

Good luck with sitting down in the toilet, buddy.

Peace.

Fucking asshole, dog.

I got this in the fucking bag.

Come on, Ronnie.

Hey, so are you ready to be driven around town?

You know, do all your errands?

Am I ready to be driven around?

Sightsee.

Okay, Rico Suave, I heard your conversation.

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

Yeah, me and my buddies are gonna go play basketball,

and I mean, I know I had the chore to take you everywhere,

and I don't want you to go by yourself,

so I'm gonna take you around instead of playing basketball.

Okay, yeah, oh, and destroy this pussy too, huh?

Are you guys gonna do that before or after

you play basketball?

Wait, what?

What are you talking about?

You wanna like beat up this pussy, destroy this pussy?

Hey, I don't think you should be telling me

all these things.

I have a crush on you.

I would do anything with you.

What?

What are you saying right now?

Yeah.

I mean, have you even had sex?

Wait, what are you saying?

I'm so lost right now.

Look, cut the shit.

I heard you.

I literally heard it in my bedroom,

but actually completely unrelated.

Do you actually sit to pee?

Oh, man, you really did hear all that?

I did.

Okay, back to the issue at hand.

So you're gonna beat this pussy up?

Look, I'm just--

You're gonna really work it over, huh?

I don't know what to say right now.

You know what?

Maybe I can hire a taxi,

and I'm just gonna go play basketball with my friend.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Get it out.

Let's see it.

Let's see what you're working with.

Whoa, definitely not.

I don't think you wanna see that.

Oh, but you were talking all that game in the bathroom,

how you were gonna pound it,

and I wasn't gonna be able to take any more of it,

then I'd be begging for it next week.

Uh-huh, yeah, all of it.

Heard all of it.

Come on, no.

No, we're not going anywhere.

We're gonna see what you got.

Just please don't tell my dad or anything,

or my mom.

I don't know.

Well, the thing is,

if you don't sort of live up to all these promises

you made to your buddies,

I'm going to tell your mom and dad.

What the fuck?

Yeah, yeah, they're gonna find out.

So you can do it the easy way or the hard way.

Totally up to you.

We're totally doing it.

Doing what?

I mean, this is extremely inappropriate.

Look, the thing is,

we're not even related by blood.

It's my brother is your stepdad.

Right, and that's something I was saying

inside of the bathroom, right?

Uh-huh, yeah.

I mean, look, I can totally just let your mom know.

It's no big deal.

I'll let your mom or dad know.

I guess whoever gets here first,

I'll just let one of them know.

Look, listen, listen.

What'd you say, you just wanted to see it?

Yeah, I wanna see your performance.

I mean, you sound like you're working with a lot,

packing something down South.

Let's see it.

I mean.

You said you could work these big tits over.

Oh, how is that that you worded that?

Ass, no gas, cash.

So I guess you're getting sick of driving me around

when you have other stuff to do

with your high school buddies.

So I should pay you to drive me around.

But you know what?

I think I'll just give you this ass instead.

What do you think?

I mean, since that's basically what you want,

you should be up for the challenge, huh?

I can't believe you heard all that.

Oh, I totally did.

I mean, anybody in this whole house would have heard it.

I mean, you were so loud and obnoxious

and apparently peace sitting down.

It's easier for me to like play with my action figures.

Get it out, come on.

We're short on time.

Please don't laugh.

It's a, it's shy.

Come on.

You said you were gonna rock my world.

Let's see what you're working with.

Hey, it's just a little shy right now.

Are you a grower or a shower?

Oh my God.

I don't know what that means.

Well, here, let me give you some inspiration

since you love big tits.

Oh shit.

Oh man.

They are really nice.

Yeah, I know.

I heard you in there about that too.

I'm sure you couldn't help but notice,

but you know what?

Like, come on.

Oh.

Yeah, check them out.

Get an up close in person view.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They do feel really nice and soft.

Yeah, nice and soft, huh?

Here, lick them.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

I don't know if this counts for working them over, but.

Oh my fucking God.

They're so nice.

Oh look, it's growing.

You're a grower.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Uh huh.

Holy fuck.

Oh yeah.

Let me see your hands.

Oh yeah, just like that.

Oh yeah.

(sighs)

(laughs)

Oh fuck.

(moans)

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh shit.

Mm hmm.

It feels so fucking nice.

Yeah.

Oh, I've never had somebody do that.

Mm hmm.

Mm.

Oh yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

It's hot.

It's true.

Yeah.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh yeah.

I'm gonna lay down comfortably so you can keep sucking it.

Yeah, actually, you know what?

Why don't you show me what you got?

What?

Since you were bragging to all your friends.

Oh yeah.

Mm hmm.

Yeah.

Let's suck it some more.

(moans)

Oh yeah, just like that.

(groans)

No hands, no hands.

(moans)

(kisses)

Take all those titties from me.

Yeah?

Yeah, take 'em all.

Mm.

Mm hmm.

Oh yeah.

That's it, John.

(groans)

(moans)

Oh, I love those nice milky titties.

(moans)

Oh yeah.

If I keep doing that, I think I'm gonna cum.

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah, I think I'm gonna cum.

Oh, really?

You were gonna work me over.

Oh.

(laughs)

Oh, fuck.

What do you mean by work you over?

Fuck.

Oh, right, right.

You said I'd be begging for the dick next time.

Right, uh.

Mm hmm.

Maybe we could skip that for today.

Oh no, we're not gonna skip it.

(laughs)

We're gonna see if you can live up to your name.

Up to your promises.

Yeah.

Mm.

(moans)

Yeah.

Can I be honest with you?

What's that?

I've never really had sex.

What?

Yeah.

Imagine that, huh?

Well yeah, nobody can find out now.

You're taking my virginity.

Mm.

(laughs)

Yeah.

You're gonna take it from me.

Yeah.

You're gonna take it from me.

(moans)

I'm just like that.

Fuck.

[moaning]

Yeah.

(moans)

(laughs)

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Yeah, I want you to fuck me harder.

Sit up, sit up.

Huh?

Yeah, sit up and turn around.

Okay, just like this?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, just like that.

Come down.

Holy shit.

Oh.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

(laughs)

You want me to fuck you?

Yeah, yeah, hard.

Like you said you're going to your buddies, yeah?

Oh yes.

Yeah, just like that.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, fuck me harder.

Fuck me harder.

Yeah, yeah, are you gonna live up to your reputation?

Huh?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

What am I telling your mom and dad?

Hmm?

Oh, come here.

(laughs)

Oh, like that, just like that.

Yes.

Don't move.

Don't move.

(moans)

Oh yeah.

Oh, I feel it.

Yeah, what do you mean?

I feel it.

You feel?

What?

Are you coming?

Not yet.

Wait, wait, don't move.

Oh my God, right there.

(moans)

Just like that, put it back in there.

Yeah, just like that.

Just like that.

Oh fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

(moans)

Oh fuck.

Is that it on?

Yes, yes.

Tell me.

Yes, just like that, just like that, just like that.

Oh fuck.

Oh my God.

Now you're gonna come?

Yes.

Oh.

Oh fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh fuck.

(moans)

Yeah?

I really got you there?

Yeah.

Tell me, tell me I really fucking got you there.

Tell me.

(moans)

Oh yes.

Oh fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

(moans)

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh shit.

Like that?

Yes.

Fuck.

Just like that.

Hold that open.

Hold that ass open.

(moans)

Oh fuck.

(moans)

I feel you coming again.

Yes, yes, it's so fucking good.

Yeah, keep doing it, keep doing it, keep doing it.

Oh my God.

Oh fuck yeah.

Spank that ass for me.

Spank it.

Yeah.

You shouldn't have been eavesdropping on me like that.

Yes, yes.

(moans)

Oh fuck.

Yeah, yes, yes, yes.

Oh fuck.

(moans)

Oh my God, yes.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh fuck.

(moans)

I feel you coming again.

(moans)

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh no.

(moans)

Oh fuck.

You're too weak there.

Oh, put it back in.

Oh fuck.

Yeah, you're trying to throw it back on.

(moans)

(moans)

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

You stay just like that.

Can I bust your arm, see?

Mm-hmm.

It's over here.

Yeah, come on my ass, yeah.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Come over here.

Uh-huh.

Oh fuck.

(moans)

Just like that.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh, you stay like that, you feel that?

Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna cut it off.

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Look at me.

Look at me, I'm gonna fuck you.

Tell me how bad you want it.

Yeah, come on my ass.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, you feel that?

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

It's building up.

Yes.

Oh, I'm coming.

Oh yes, yes, yes.

(moans)

Oh fuck.

(moans)

Oh, stay like that.

(moans)

Oh, I'm better, come on.

Yeah.

(moans)

You feel that?

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Mm.

Oh yes.

(moans)

(moans)

Mm-hmm.

(moans)

Holy shit.

(moans)

Let me see that.

(moans)

Oh fuck.

Okay, go get ready.

What?

We have a lot of errands to do.

Oh, oh, oh.

I just have to get done.

Oh shit, you're right.

Yeah.

Oh my God, I don't think I can drive

in this state of mind.

Hurry up.