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Turn up the sunshine, Sydney,

we've got a cracking ad-free hour of nonstop tunes

coming at you with the drive show.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy.

How good is life?

Oh, f...

Ow.

No.

Oh...

No, no, no, no, no.

Fuck.

Yoo-hoo! Come on.

Take...yeah, babe.

Shit.

Yeah, baby. Take your pants right off.

Gotta rub one out, yeah.

Do you think miscarriages are funny?

Sorry, Viv. Yeah, sorry, boss.

Give me those.

Quick. We're running late.

Oh, can I not have the paw paw?

Because it looks like... They're coming.

Ready? Remember to smile.

Welcome. Welcome.

Please try Mighty Gummies. Support skin and hair health.

One per person.

Thank you.

Oh, here you go.

Thank you.

Sorry. Try the paw paw. Thank you.

Raspberry, for you.

Can I try one?

Hey. Oh, hey.

Here you go. Thank you.

Cheers, guys. See you.

Joey's later, yeah?

Ooh, I'd let him disrespect me.

I haven't had sex in, like, three weeks.

Can you believe we're doing this?

We should be out there with him.

Yeah, well, I didn't bring my swimmers, so.

Why not? Because we're here to work.

When was the last time you got, like, fully railed?

A month?

Six months?

Not a year.

Leila! OK, would you just put that away?

And we have to...gummies.

Where are your gummies? OK.

Mindfulness is a powerful tool

and should be a part of our everyday practice.

My advice is to surrender, inasmuch as you...

..you can.

Some things, sadly, remain out of our control,

and that is the simultaneous wonder and tragedy of the human condition.

If you grip the wheel too tightly,

you'll forget to enjoy the road trip.

And with a new packing facility, we'll be able to fast track

the Mighty Gummies to local pharmacies by mid-year.

Great. Great.

Because by mid-year, number three will be strapped to me 24/7.

Your bump is so cute.

Oh, cute. I can't sleep. I have to pee all night. My boobs leak.

I'm never having kids.

Honestly, I don't know if I've got it in me a third time round.

No, no, you look great.

Well, this was not planned.

Total accident.

I am never drinking sake again.

So, Chloe,

why don't I step you through how we'll be partnering

with our retailers?

Yes. Great idea, Leila.

So I've drawn up a staggered schedule for our reps

who...who will be targeting Gold Coast health food stores,

as well as...

..trying to get the Mighty Gummies

inside the April wellness convention showbags,

which have a reach of several hundred thousand.

Excuse me.

Bathroom.

Leila?

A gin and tonic, please. Double.

Are you a dealer or something?

That's a bit racist.

What? No. Oh, my God. No, I wouldn't.

I don't think I...No, sorry.

It was just. It was because of the cash.

I always pay cash.

That way no one can track me.

Why would you be tracked?

Oh, why wouldn't you be?

Oi, cunt! Hurry up.

Shit, shit! Whoa.

You right there? No, no, don't move.

Sorry.

I just escaped a work dinner thing, and my boss is at the door.

Dressed like a vomit stain?

Yeah. That's her.

She's gone. Oh. Oh.

Oh, thanks for your help.

Manny.

Leila.

Ooh.

I have to get back up there.

Oh. No, you don't.

It's a major client. One of our biggest.

So what? Stay down here.

Come hang out with us.

Lot of beer in shoes.

He's got it. Here we go.

Yep.

And yeah! That is a valiant effort.

Oh, alright.

The rule is if it's your first time in the shoey circle...

No. Oh, yeah.

You have to drink.

Yep. Oh, no, no.

It's just...it's. I don't even...

Whose shoe is this? Ah, pass it.

Oh! Sorry.

No, that's cool.

It's not her first rodeo.

You guys want to eat?

Kitchen's closed, mate.

Righto. Liquid dinner it is.

Where are we going after this?

Back to Joey's, yeah.

Yeah, I'm down.

Swing by mine. I've got drinks at home.

Sweet.

Come with me.

# Sometimes they say that we're too young and too fast...

I was here last week. I got so blind. I swear to God, there's...

Really?

What if the staff come in?

It's alright. They know us.

Fuck, get it even.

Fuck off. You still owe me from last time.

Give it here.

I bought you shots just before.

Oh, counting are we?

Nice.

Knows how to cut a line.

I'm from Sydney.

Sydney. Wank City.

Ah. Ah.

Alright, hotshot.

Welcome to the Gold Coast.

Tune!

Come on, Leila.

Yeah, two secs.

Leila! Hey, guys.

I'm sorry I missed your call before.

Where are you? Is that a bathroom?

How's the trip?

Oh, my God. She's cooked.

Are you high?

You're not supposed to do that before a cycle.

Leave her alone. She'll be fine by then.

What have you had? I want some.

Steven, Blair. Shut the fuck up.

Oh, my god!

I just.

Yeah, I can't really talk right now.

We just need to know if you've made a decision yet.

The clinic.

They've given us another date for the next transfer, so.

Yeah, I'm still thinking.

Let us know when you can. But sooner, yeah?

Go. Go have fun. Don't think about it tonight, yeah.

Bye. Love you. Bye. Bye bye.

Bye!

# I don't go to parties, baby

# 'Cause people tend to freak me out

# Watch their lips, you can work it out

# I can hear the words but I still don't know what it's all about

# You won't see me down the disco, mama

# Bright lights really hurt my eyes.

# I'd rather stay and dance with you.

# To the funky music playing on your stereo.

# Yeah

# Ooh, ooh

# Things don't get no better than

# Better than you and me # Yeah

# Ooh, ooh

# Things don't get no better than, better than you and me... #

Sometimes, like, I change styles a little.

No, no. We're going back to my house. Come on. Oi!

Oi, cunts, come on. Let's go!

Mans, you coming to Joey's?

Yeah. I'll catch up with you.

Ha! It's so warm.

Come in. Leila.

Leila, come back.

Leila. Oh.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa. Just...

Oh, my God. Sorry.

I thought I'm... It's fine.

It's just.

Look where you are.

You drifted.

This current could take us out to sea.

Shit. Shit.

Oh, no, it's OK. It's OK. No.

Yeah, it's fine. Hey, hey. It's alright.

Yeah.

We're gonna swim back in together, OK?

OK. Alright.

Come on. Hold on to me.

C'mon. Come on.

Oh.

Drinks back at mine, hey?

Yes.

You can't fuck him.

So what is this?

Violet gin.

It's from this amazing distillery in Marrickville.

Oh.

So you get this whole place for free, do you?

Well, I am working.

Yeah.

Must be nice having everything all laid out for you.

What does that mean?

Nothing. I'm just saying you're lucky.

Because you know me.

No, I know people.

OK, come on. You're going to set off the alarm.

Sixie, smoke it outside.

Put it out or get out.

Are you happy?

OK, what is your problem?

You're in here drinking my gin, having a go at me for no reason.

You don't even know me. I know you're fucking selfish.

I know you could have drowned out there.

You're lucky he was watching out for you.

It's not an issue. What is it to you?

Why are you even still here?

Girls, it's getting... No, no, no. I want to know.

Why is she still here? What, are you two dating?

Fuck no! Fuck no!

Is this like a, like a threesome thing?

Fuck this.

Let's bail.

I'm going to stay. Are you serious?

She's fucking using you.

Some story to tell her stuck-up Sydney mates,

and she's gonna piss on all of us.

You always fall for these uptight chicks.

And then I pick up the pieces.

Fuck. Your fucking funeral.

Look, I'll walk you out. Nah, it's fine.

See ya.

Thanks for the drink.

That true?

You're using me?

Kinda.

OK.

Come here.

You come here.

Now.

Well, after Dylan and I broke up.

I just didn't meet anyone.

Well, not anyone who wanted to have a baby.

But your gay mates did?

Yeah, but...

We were just so unlucky.

Like every IVF cycle, something went wrong.

You know, miscarriages, an ectopic pregnancy.

What's that?

It's when, um...

It's when the foetus gets stuck in your tube.

They had to cut it out.

Hectic. Yeah.

It's been a lot. Years.

We have one embryo left on ice at the clinic.

Are you going to put it in?

I'm...

I'm not sure.

Then don't.

You make it sound so easy.

And what, just give up on a dream?

No.

Make new ones.

Are you sure you want to hear all this?

Well, it's pretty fucking depressing.

Yeah.

But I don't really get to speak to girls here like this.

Why?

I've got a scar, too.

Bull shark.

Really? Yeah, nah.

My brother thought he could beat the cheekiness out of me.

You got lots of brothers and sisters?

None that I talk to.

It's mostly just me and Sixie.

She's...hard work.

Yeah, she's got her reasons.

But...she's family.

Not actual family.

She is to me.

I found you something.

Now might be a little bit chipped

and it might smell a little bit, but...

Thank you.

Please don't be upset.

I mean, I know you will be.

I think we should donate the embryo to someone

who has a real chance because...

I don't think I can anymore.

I'm so sorry.

Steven, Blair, I love you both so much.

I'll come straight over when I land.

You're my family.

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