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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,520 WOMAN: Are you sure you're doing it right? 2 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:39,840 WOMAN: Shush. Shush. 3 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:44,640 Is it hurting? 4 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:45,920 Oh, I can take it. 5 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:50,160 Hold still. 6 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,560 Just like that. 7 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,160 (CAMERA SNAPS) 8 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,600 Oh. 9 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,800 Oh, that is sexy. 10 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,440 I've nailed it. 11 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:04,440 Mm-mm. 12 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,960 An erotic knotting course. 13 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:10,000 That's bold even for you, Ginger. 14 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,400 You know I like to try new things. 15 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,360 And did he suggest the course or did you? 16 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,600 Mm. Stupid question. 17 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:21,920 Don't give me attitude, dude. 18 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,440 You and I are both single at the same time for once, 19 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,840 and I'm being a great role model for you. 20 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,040 I mean, are you sure you should even be on the app 21 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,480 doing all this stuff already? 22 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,440 It's only been, what, a month? 23 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,680 Dickface was fucking women two days after we split. 24 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,640 Why shouldn't I? 25 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,800 You know, I think I broke up with him 26 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,440 way, way before he broke up with me. 27 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,840 In my head, I was just in denial. 28 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,720 You don't want to, I don't know, 29 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,320 spend just a little bit of time thinking about your options? 30 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,960 Oh, um, no. 31 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,120 I understand why you're not rushing into anything. 32 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,560 Ah. Mature choice. Oh, thank you. 33 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,680 But... 34 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,560 ..I just want to get out there and do it. 35 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,240 Mm-hm. Huh. 36 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,280 Hm. 37 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,960 Open up. Mmm. 38 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:10,360 OK. 39 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,440 What about you? Mm. 40 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:16,760 How's all this, um...dating app doom and gloom going, huh? 41 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,680 (LAUGHS) Oh, my God. 42 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,480 It is really dire. 43 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,240 I have been six months single. 44 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,800 Not one decent hit. 45 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,440 Maybe I should just quit while I'm ahead, huh? 46 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,760 Mm-hm. 47 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,880 OK. OK. 48 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,400 My toast. 49 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,600 Bring it in. 50 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:37,880 (CLEARS THROAT) 51 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Here's to you. 52 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:48,160 Breaking the drought with someone who can see just how golden 53 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:52,400 and awesome and legendary you are... 54 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,720 ..until they find out you're insane. 55 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,480 (BOTH LAUGH) 56 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,080 No. 57 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,280 (PHONE TRILLS) 58 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,320 (MUTTERS) 59 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:32,680 Nine... 60 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:34,960 Oh, fuck it. 61 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,040 Oh, she's hot. 62 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,400 Oh, it says she's vegan. 63 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,680 She's driving two hours to get here. 64 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,000 Do you reckon I should warn her? 65 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,760 What? 66 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:50,240 You haven't had sex for five years due to lesbian bed death? 67 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,640 Fuck, no. 68 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,960 Technically, not five years. 69 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,680 You really think that I should do this? 70 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,800 Just only do it if you're ready. 71 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Oh, I'm ready. 72 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:10,640 I'm ready to fuck. I'm down for it. 73 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,000 I mean, I am... 74 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,520 (SHOUTS) ..down to fuck! 75 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,560 Whoo! 76 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,000 Oh, my God. 77 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,040 (VEHICLE APPROACHES) 78 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,640 Oh, shit. 79 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,160 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) Hey. 80 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,120 Hey, come on in. Hello, how are you? 81 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:45,040 Good. I... Sorry, I'll get the door. 82 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,800 It's a... It's like a Japanese erotic knotting technique. 83 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,000 OK. Mm-hm. 84 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 God, I've never heard of shibari. 85 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,120 Wow. 86 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,920 Does that make me deeply uncool? 87 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,400 Yeah, it does. Yeah. OK, cool. 88 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,000 (LAUGHS) 89 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,040 My best mate, um... 90 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,040 She's into all of this experimental stuff. 91 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,560 Shibari. Moving to the mountains. 92 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:08,680 I followed her up here, 93 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,960 and now I just live vicariously through her, think. 94 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,120 More? Mm. Please. 95 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,240 Fill it up. 96 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,080 My ex managed to fit our kid into her schedule, 97 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,080 so I can let loose. 98 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,640 Well, that's good. 99 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,920 Mm-hm. Yeah. 100 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,680 Well, cheers to finding someone on the apps 101 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,360 who isn't weird or disappointing. 102 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,480 Yeah, I mean, I, um... 103 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,280 To be honest, I mean, fuck, I wasn't even going to say anything, 104 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,800 but I think I'm a little bit drunk. 105 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:52,160 You're actually the... 106 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,240 ..the first person that I've met on the app. 107 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,480 What? 108 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:57,920 Really? Yeah. 109 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,800 I've just come out of a 20-year relationship, and... 110 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,080 Wow. 111 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,600 20 years. That's big. 112 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:07,120 Yeah. So, look, just to be very clear, 113 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,160 I'm looking for something really light and casual. 114 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,880 Yeah, same. 115 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,440 Very light and casual. 116 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:18,960 OK. Um... 117 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,640 I made dessert. 118 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,480 You did not. Whackadoo. Yeah. 119 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,280 (LAUGHS) 120 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:26,280 It's carrot cake. 121 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,640 I've absolutely no idea if it's any good, but... 122 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,000 That is so aggressively nice of you. 123 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,320 Oh, you know... 124 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,400 I like cooking. 125 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,600 Mm. 126 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,960 Thank you. Mm. 127 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,040 And it's vegan? 128 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,640 Ah, it's carrot cake. 129 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,360 Yeah, but with eggs? 130 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:58,880 Oh, shit. 131 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:00,280 Fuck. 132 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,760 Oh, man. I... 133 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:03,520 I'm so... No, no, no. 134 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,240 Honestly, it happens. No. I'm... Uh... 135 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,960 I'm not used to the vegan thing, and I...I... 136 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,320 You know, I swapped out the butter and the oil, but I... 137 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:15,080 The eggs. She didn't think of the eggs. Good. 138 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,480 Fuck. 139 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:39,360 Oh. 140 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:42,280 Oh. I have to tell you something before we go any further. 141 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,400 OK. 142 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,800 Sex with me can get a bit hectic. 143 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:46,920 OK. 144 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,360 It's just like... 145 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,960 It's very...very wet. 146 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,280 I'm a... Oh, you're a squirter. 147 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,480 Yeah. I'm really... 148 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,440 I'm very down with that, so... 149 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:01,120 Yeah, but...but...but it is, like, water sports. 150 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,680 That's really OK. 151 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,040 (GROANS) 152 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,880 (GROANS, LAUGHS) 153 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,120 (GROANS) 154 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:28,680 (GROANS ECSTATICALLY) 155 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,760 You're insanely sexy. 156 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,680 This doesn't happen with everyone, you know. 157 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:46,440 Oh, that's so hot. (LAUGHS) 158 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,960 (GROANS) 159 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,120 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 160 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,440 Hmm. 161 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,880 Hey. Good morning. 162 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,680 Hey. Um... Dress? 163 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:10,960 Yeah. 164 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,560 I've got an appointment in the city. 165 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,320 OK. It's a long drive. 166 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,480 Last night was great. 167 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,680 I'll message you. 168 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,360 (EXHALES) 169 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:37,520 (DOOR SHUTS) 170 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,560 (MOANS) 171 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:49,040 (VEHICLE IGNITION RUMBLES) 172 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,040 Fuck. 173 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,320 (GENTLE MUSIC) 174 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:06,200 How many litres are we talking? 175 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,760 I don't know. It was a lot. 176 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,080 I mean, I don't know if it was a full litre, but it was a lot. 177 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,560 (BOTH LAUGH) 178 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,440 Where's it come from? 179 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,400 She must get dehydrated. 180 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:19,760 Yeah, probably. 181 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,800 Did it feel good? 182 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,280 Yeah, it did...did feel good. 183 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,200 Felt pretty good to be on top of someone again. 184 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,840 I wonder if they do squirting courses. 185 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,320 I'd like to know how it feels. 186 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,880 Ow. Well, you come to the right place. 187 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,280 You know, it doesn't happen with everyone, apparently. 188 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,320 (PHONE CHIMES) 189 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:49,200 Oh... Don't move. You'll ruin it. 190 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,800 Ooh. 191 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,440 It's Lili. What does she say? 192 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,520 Can you tell me what it says? 193 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,400 She's sent a whole lot of squirt emojis. 194 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,520 You jealous? 195 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,800 "I can drive up on Friday night." 196 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,320 I don't know if I want to see her again. 197 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,680 Why not? 198 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,720 I mean, she's nice. 199 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,400 She's clearly into you. 200 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:20,920 What's the problem? 201 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,680 Oh! 202 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,200 Mama says yes. No. 203 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,280 (EXCLAIMS) 204 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:43,000 LILI: Hello! 205 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,600 Hey. 206 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,440 I wasn't expecting you till 8. 207 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,920 I'm early. 208 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,000 Mmm. (CHUCKLES) 209 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,320 Whoops! Oh, my God. (BOTH LAUGH) 210 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,840 (LAUGHS) 211 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:13,000 (BOTH GROAN) 212 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,560 (WATER TRICKLES) 213 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,520 (BOTH GROAN) 214 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:37,280 (GROANS ECSTATICALLY) 215 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,600 How does it feel to squirt like that? 216 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,160 Ah, it's incredible. 217 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:45,560 It's like... 218 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,040 It's very mind, body. 219 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,720 Like I... 220 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:56,080 I need to super turned on and safe for it to happen. 221 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,760 Oh, fuck, you feel good. Mmm. 222 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,800 Mmm... 223 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,680 I feel so connected to you. 224 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:00,400 So Lili thought all those photos on the fridge were my ex, 225 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:04,680 which was, you know, an interesting thing. 226 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,200 This cheese is a mouth fuck. 227 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,000 Hey, she wants to come up again this weekend. 228 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,840 Yeah. I told her that she could, 229 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,360 but I don't think I'll see her again after that. 230 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,280 Huh. That's a bums. 231 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,600 Was kind of hoping you'd keep seeing her. 232 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,600 Why? 233 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,200 So that part of your life is sorted. 234 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,160 It doesn't have to be love. 235 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,000 It can just be physical, right? 236 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,320 Yeah, but I don't think it's sex I'm needing. 237 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,000 I mean, you know, I can get off on my own anytime. 238 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,520 I think that... 239 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,160 ..I need other things. 240 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,160 Alright, so if you're not going to carry on... 241 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:59,080 ..then don't make her drive all the way up here, dude. 242 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,240 Call her. Save her the trip. 243 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,920 Well, you know, she's organised a kid... 244 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,680 ..and she's gunning for it, so... 245 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,360 It sounds like you're using her. 246 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,360 Well, I'll tell her before we have sex, so there's no confusion. 247 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,160 Yeah, sure you will. 248 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,080 I've been looking forward to this all week. 249 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,360 Can we please have a chat... 250 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,640 ..first? 251 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,320 Oh, OK. Um... 252 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,240 Yeah, actually, there is something that I've been meaning to tell you. 253 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,480 Oh, OK. Yeah. 254 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:59,600 Do you remember that, um... that appointment I had in the city? 255 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,040 Um... 256 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,440 No, it was with a, um... a plastic surgeon. 257 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,440 No, not my face. Right. 258 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,000 No, no, we're good. Um... 259 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,120 Have you heard of the BRCA gene? 260 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,240 Uh, yeah, that's the cancer thing? 261 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,400 Um, sort of. 262 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,920 It's a genetic thing that makes you more likely 263 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,480 to develop certain cancers, like breast and ovarian. 264 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:28,760 And the risk sort of climbs after a certain age. 265 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:32,000 And the only way to prevent it is surgery... 266 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,680 ..which I've decided to do. 267 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,080 A double mastectomy next week. 268 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,360 Shit. Yeah. 269 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,520 Wow. 270 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,960 Yeah. It's obviously not sunshine and rainbows, 271 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,360 so I don't really tell people unless... 272 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,800 ..um... 273 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,800 Well, if this is going to be a thing, you sort of need to know. 274 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,160 I totally understand if it's too weird or... 275 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,160 No, God, no, it's not weird at all. 276 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,480 It's just a lot. For you, it's a lot. 277 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,560 Yeah. Look, I mean, I wasn't going to tell you. 278 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,800 No, no, please. 279 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,200 Of course you should have told me. 280 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,720 Yeah, I guess I just... 281 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,120 I wanted you to know that... 282 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,120 ..having something to look forward to this week has been everything. 283 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,160 OK. 284 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,440 I'm glad. 285 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,520 (VEHICLE DOOR SHUTS, IGNITION RUMBLES) 286 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,040 (PHONE BEEPS) 287 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,800 (OVER PHONE) Hi, it's Lili. Can't get to the phone right now. 288 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,040 But leave a message after the beep. 289 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,200 (PHONE BEEPS) 290 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,560 Hey, Lili. I just heard you driving off. 291 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,680 Sorry, I slept through. 292 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,960 Listen, I can't stop thinking about what you're going through, 293 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,560 and I just think that you're... 294 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,120 ..going to need a hell of a lot of support right now, and I'm... 295 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,800 ..just not sure that I can be the one to give it. 296 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,600 Like I said at the start, I just... 297 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,920 I don't think I can do anything serious right now. 298 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,000 I think you're really fucking great. 299 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,920 I just think it's probably best if we leave things where they are. 300 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,800 Um... Good luck with the surgery. I mean that. 301 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,160 And I hope it all goes really smoothly. 302 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:39,640 (VEHICLE APPROACHES) 303 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,840 Sorry. What the fuck was that? 304 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,480 Did you just dump me on a voice message? 305 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,400 What are you, 14 years old? No, no. 306 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,360 Hey, I didn't dump you. We're not together. 307 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,560 We're fucking. Oh, OK, cool. 308 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,800 You could have told me to my face. 309 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,240 What? I... You were... 310 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,560 Like, I was asleep and you left, and I didn't want to ghost you. 311 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,760 Oh, OK. Thanks. 312 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,320 That's a piece of shit thing to do. 313 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,040 OK. I gave you an out. 314 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,040 If this freaked you out so much, then why... 315 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,880 No, no, that doesn't freak me out at all. 316 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,120 Well, OK, then, what the fuck? 317 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,440 I said it to you in that message. 318 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,520 I can't support you. 319 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,960 I didn't ask for your support. 320 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,200 Cara, I have my friends and family to support me. 321 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,280 OK, well, then why would you... why would you bring this to me 322 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,840 when we'd agreed to keep things casual? 323 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,360 Oh, is that what this feels like? 324 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,560 Yeah. 325 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,200 Yeah. Until all that. Yes, it did. 326 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,760 That is such bullshit. No, we both agreed. 327 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,280 No, no. You clearly have no idea how to be honest. 328 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,080 I'm sorry. 329 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,080 Fuck you. 330 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,080 Fuck off. 331 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:54,000 (FOOTSTEPS CRUNCH) 332 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,960 (IGNITION RUMBLES) 333 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,600 It's just I was so clear from up front. 334 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,840 Nothing serious. That was the contract. 335 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,400 Show me where she signed. (CAMERA SNAPS) 336 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,640 Oh, and by the way, leaving... 337 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,080 What was it? A voice note? 338 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,320 That was a dick move. I'm not a dick. 339 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,560 No, you ARE a dick. 340 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,560 You don't HAVE a dick. 341 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,120 Oh, great gag, Ginge. Yeah. 342 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,520 Are you angry with me? 343 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,400 No. No. 344 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,120 No, I'm not angry with you. 345 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,840 I'm in love with you, you dumb cunt. 346 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,840 OK. Are you trying to gaslight me now? Is that... 347 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,720 Before you broke up with him, you told me that you had feelings. 348 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,720 Oh. Oh, whoa. OK. 349 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,160 Just because you have feelings, 350 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,720 it doesn't mean you have to act on them or... 351 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,440 ..turn it into a whole relationship. 352 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,320 OK, but... 353 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,320 I mean... 354 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,960 Ginge, I mean, the things that you've said 355 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:22,960 and the things that... that you've done... 356 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,400 We've done weddings, we've done funerals. 357 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,720 We've... We've holidayed together. We've... 358 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,200 ..cooked with kids. 359 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,920 We've even fucked, for Christ's sake. 360 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,720 I mean, that is a whole relationship, Ginger. 361 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,520 When did we fuck? 362 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,160 Oh, come on. Don't. 363 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,800 No. Was it the night that, what, I...I got drunk and I... 364 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,360 ..and I threw up in Dickface's car so I came to yours? 365 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,560 Yeah. Yeah. That night. Yep. Mm-hm. Yeah. 366 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,600 But I also sprained my ankle climbing onto the garage roof, 367 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,960 and then I...I went home, still drunk, 368 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,240 and fucked Dickface in the morning. 369 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,560 Why... 370 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:06,080 Why do you have to focus on the one part of the story 371 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,720 that involves fucking you? 372 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,440 Can you please get this off? OK. Stop, stop, stop. 373 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,320 I don't want it... Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Don't. Stop. 374 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,040 Shh. Hey. Hey. 375 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,120 Just... 376 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,440 You're right. 377 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,440 You're right about us having everything else. 378 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,440 OK? 379 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,240 I love you so much, honey. 380 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,520 So, so much. 381 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,040 Our friendship is incredibly special. 382 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,520 But now you're, what, saying... 383 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,920 ..it doesn't mean anything unless we make it sexual? 384 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,200 No. I mean... 385 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,280 I'm saying that the reason that it's special is because 386 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,880 I am giving you the whole of me. 387 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,960 (CRIES) 388 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,120 And I don't... 389 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:23,200 How do I even start to give that to somebody else 390 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,360 while I feel like this about you? 391 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,440 I don't know how to do that. 392 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,760 (AINSLIE WILLS' 'EVERYTHING' PLAYS) 393 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,080 (WATER RUSTLES) 394 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,480 ('EVERYTHING' CONTINUES) 395 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,160 # Hands are open wide 396 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,240 # My heart's exposed and wide 397 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,440 # Tell me I'm enough 398 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:27,080 # Tell me I am everything you are 399 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:34,080 # I've been here before, so I'll be fine 400 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:40,840 # The love of my life 401 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,760 (CRIES) 402 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,560 # I'll hold close the memories in my mind 403 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:53,680 # Ooh, ooh 404 00:25:55,520 --> 00:26:00,600 # Ooh, ooh, ooh 405 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:11,160 # Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... # 406 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:32,680 Hey. 407 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,480 Hey, how are you feeling? 408 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,880 Um... 409 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,080 Like a science experiment. 410 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,840 A hot science experiment. 411 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:48,800 Yeah, I... 412 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,240 I just really wanted you to know that you were right. 413 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:57,880 I wasn't being honest. 414 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,240 So it was because of all of this? 415 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,880 No. God, no. 416 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,600 No, not at all. 417 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,080 Then it's the squirting. 418 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,160 Um, it wasn't the squirting. 419 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:16,760 It wasn't the squirting. It was, um... 420 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:21,560 No. That made me feel like a total rockstar, actually. So thank you. 421 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,080 Mmm... 422 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,080 The best friends? 423 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,800 Yeah. I, um... 424 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,560 I've been pretty distracted for... 425 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,320 ..uh, quite a while, actually. 426 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,720 And I was using you, and I'm sorry. 427 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,040 OK. 428 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:05,920 OK. 429 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,440 Well, um... 430 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,280 ..if it makes you feel... 431 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,520 ..any less shitty... 432 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:16,520 ..me too. 433 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,440 After I made the decision to... 434 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,520 My ex... 435 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,000 ..stopped touching me. 436 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,320 I just wanted to have sex again while I still had them. 437 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,320 So. 438 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,120 I was using you too. 439 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,400 That makes me feel so less shitty. 440 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,000 (BOTH LAUGH) 441 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,880 Oh. Oh. So... So... 442 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:17,120 (GENTLE MUSIC) 443 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,360 (BOTH TALK INDISTINCTLY) 444 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,320 # I'll keep stumbling over 445 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,120 # Mm, mm 446 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,480 # Tryin' to find my way 447 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,360 # To you 448 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,280 # Yeah, yeah, yeah 449 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:48,680 # 'Cause I may be hard to please 450 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:52,240 # I might step on your toes 451 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,520 # And I know I'm being needy 452 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,160 # But I just want you close 453 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,600 # Mmm, mmm, mmm... # 454 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,600 Captions by Red Bee Media (c) SBS Australia 2023 39768

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