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Where are we? 13 00:01:07,839 --> 00:01:10,592 This is the Ice Age, as you can tell by the ice. 14 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:11,593 It is cold. 15 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:12,802 It's freezing. 16 00:01:12,802 --> 00:01:15,305 Kevin, are you sure you wanna save your parents 17 00:01:15,305 --> 00:01:18,600 even though there will be times like this when it's freezing? 18 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,726 Yeah. 19 00:01:19,726 --> 00:01:21,811 You loved them, huh? Loved them? 20 00:01:21,811 --> 00:01:28,484 Yeah. I know they probably didn't seem great but they could be sometimes. 21 00:01:28,484 --> 00:01:32,113 And sometimes, like on your birthday, 22 00:01:32,113 --> 00:01:34,324 you could do whatever you wanted. 23 00:01:35,158 --> 00:01:36,993 - [sighs] Like, they-- - Uh... 24 00:01:38,077 --> 00:01:39,204 No, no. Go on. 25 00:01:39,204 --> 00:01:42,999 Well, like, they let me go to Woodhenge. 26 00:01:42,999 --> 00:01:44,751 - Like-- - Mm-hmm. 27 00:01:44,751 --> 00:01:48,213 I know that they maybe didn't enjoy it, but they let me go. 28 00:01:48,213 --> 00:01:49,255 Yeah. 29 00:01:49,255 --> 00:01:52,967 It would make you feel like the most important person in the world. 30 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:56,846 That's great. Is that the end of the story? 31 00:01:56,846 --> 00:01:59,933 I don't want to interrupt. It's just that there's a, uh, uh-- 32 00:01:59,933 --> 00:02:01,517 [Smilodon growling] 33 00:02:01,517 --> 00:02:02,477 [Widgit] Oh! 34 00:02:03,561 --> 00:02:06,314 [Penelope] Stay very still and it might not see us. 35 00:02:07,315 --> 00:02:11,277 Oh, no. It's going to eat that "rhinokelos." 36 00:02:11,277 --> 00:02:12,695 Stay silent. 37 00:02:12,695 --> 00:02:14,656 Don't attract its attention. 38 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,115 Hey. 39 00:02:16,115 --> 00:02:19,702 You want something to eat, you big toothy slob? 40 00:02:19,702 --> 00:02:20,828 - Bittelig! - Why? 41 00:02:20,828 --> 00:02:22,539 Look over here! 42 00:02:22,539 --> 00:02:25,291 [growling] 43 00:02:28,628 --> 00:02:32,840 Bittelig, remember my advice from the previous sentence? 44 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,884 I didn't think it through. 45 00:02:34,884 --> 00:02:40,890 I would like to use this opportunity to, uh, apologize for putting you all at risk. 46 00:02:40,890 --> 00:02:43,643 So don't you worry, it is all on me. 47 00:02:43,643 --> 00:02:46,479 Fine, all right. Throw all the stolen treasures at it. 48 00:02:46,479 --> 00:02:49,023 - Really? - Yes, yes. 49 00:02:49,023 --> 00:02:51,150 - [strains] - [Penelope] Okay. 50 00:02:51,150 --> 00:02:52,068 [Widgit] I missed. 51 00:02:52,068 --> 00:02:55,113 [strains] I missed. 52 00:02:55,113 --> 00:02:56,447 [strains] Missed. 53 00:02:57,115 --> 00:02:58,616 That's everything. That's all we've got. 54 00:02:58,616 --> 00:03:00,535 - [stammers] Already? - I've got these breath mints. 55 00:03:00,535 --> 00:03:02,328 - Should I throw the breath mints? - Yes, yes. 56 00:03:02,328 --> 00:03:03,580 [Smilodon growling] 57 00:03:03,580 --> 00:03:04,497 I'm afraid. 58 00:03:04,497 --> 00:03:08,126 - Oh, for the love of-- [grunts] Got it! - [Alto] Oh. 59 00:03:08,126 --> 00:03:10,336 - [cheers] Yes! - [grunting] 60 00:03:10,336 --> 00:03:11,880 [Penelope] Take that! 61 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,715 [growling] 62 00:03:21,931 --> 00:03:23,057 Is-Is it looking at me? 63 00:03:23,057 --> 00:03:24,225 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 64 00:03:24,225 --> 00:03:26,227 Very much so. 65 00:03:26,227 --> 00:03:27,770 Scare it. Scare it. Scare it away. 66 00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:29,397 - Scare it? - Go away! 67 00:03:29,397 --> 00:03:31,024 Become a bigger predator together. 68 00:03:31,024 --> 00:03:33,902 Come on. As a chorus. Away! 69 00:03:33,902 --> 00:03:35,612 - [screaming] - Away! 70 00:03:35,612 --> 00:03:36,863 Away! 71 00:03:36,863 --> 00:03:39,991 - Away! - [Penelope] It worked! 72 00:03:39,991 --> 00:03:41,492 - Yes! - [Widgit] Yes! 73 00:03:41,492 --> 00:03:43,912 - [Alto] The power of acting! - [Widgit] Yes! Yes! 74 00:03:43,912 --> 00:03:46,456 - Yeah! - [rumbling] 75 00:03:46,456 --> 00:03:47,415 [Bittelig chuckles] 76 00:03:52,170 --> 00:03:54,464 - Run! Run away! - [all screaming] 77 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:03,431 There! Behind there, quickly. 78 00:04:03,932 --> 00:04:05,016 Quickly! 79 00:04:05,016 --> 00:04:07,060 [all screaming, grunting] 80 00:04:09,437 --> 00:04:11,981 Okay. Okay, we'll be okay here. 81 00:04:11,981 --> 00:04:13,650 [all screaming] 82 00:04:13,650 --> 00:04:15,735 [crashing] 83 00:04:15,735 --> 00:04:17,819 [debris clattering] 84 00:04:19,614 --> 00:04:22,617 [voices murmuring] 85 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,834 [groaning] 86 00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:35,380 [Neanderthals communicating vocally] 87 00:04:37,507 --> 00:04:39,884 [Neanderthals shouting] 88 00:04:44,472 --> 00:04:48,184 - [grunts, breathes heavily] - [animal roaring] 89 00:04:50,770 --> 00:04:51,604 Mammoth. 90 00:04:54,774 --> 00:04:55,733 [Saffron] Kevin! 91 00:04:55,733 --> 00:04:57,819 [stutters] Saffron? 92 00:04:57,819 --> 00:05:00,405 Finally found you, Kevin. I finally found you. 93 00:05:00,405 --> 00:05:02,907 - Kevin. - Brother Kevin? 94 00:05:02,907 --> 00:05:04,784 - [Saffron] Yeah. - Yeah? 95 00:05:04,784 --> 00:05:06,369 [Neanderthal] Yeah. Oh, yeah. 96 00:05:06,369 --> 00:05:10,039 Saffron, how-- [stammers] What-- When-- 97 00:05:10,039 --> 00:05:14,168 Wha-- What are you doing riding a mammoth? 98 00:05:14,168 --> 00:05:15,128 What? 99 00:05:15,128 --> 00:05:19,549 Paleontologists say there's no evidence that people rode mammoths. 100 00:05:19,549 --> 00:05:23,136 Well, tell them paleontologists to do one, 101 00:05:23,136 --> 00:05:25,346 'cause I'm riding a flippin' mammoth. Aren't I? 102 00:05:25,346 --> 00:05:27,515 [Penelope] Kevin, we found your family. 103 00:05:27,515 --> 00:05:29,767 - [strains] Help me. Thank you. - That's not-- No. 104 00:05:29,767 --> 00:05:31,394 Nice to meet you. We've been searching for you. 105 00:05:31,394 --> 00:05:32,979 - They're not-- - You all look alike. 106 00:05:32,979 --> 00:05:36,316 [grunts] I've been attacked by cavemen. 107 00:05:36,316 --> 00:05:38,484 Oh, it's not-- It's-It's his family. 108 00:05:38,484 --> 00:05:40,695 - Sorry. How offensive. - Flippin' hell. 109 00:05:40,695 --> 00:05:42,655 Who have you got yourself involved with? 110 00:05:42,655 --> 00:05:45,200 Except, this is my little sister. 111 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,660 - You have a sister? - Oh, the annoying one? 112 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:49,621 - Hey! - I never said that. 113 00:05:49,621 --> 00:05:51,331 I-I never said that. 114 00:05:51,331 --> 00:05:53,416 No, I mean, is the annoying one your sister? 115 00:05:53,416 --> 00:05:54,417 You're coming at me? 116 00:05:54,417 --> 00:05:55,919 - No, I'm not. - Coming at her? 117 00:05:55,919 --> 00:05:57,378 - Coming at her? - [Widgit] No, I'm not. 118 00:05:57,378 --> 00:05:59,672 - You having a go, mate? - [Widgit] Stop it. I'm not. 119 00:05:59,672 --> 00:06:01,090 - No. - Widgit. 120 00:06:01,090 --> 00:06:03,885 - What? They started it. - Yeah, just give up. 121 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:05,511 [Saffron] Yeah. Listen to your mate. 122 00:06:05,511 --> 00:06:07,430 - Give up! - Give up, mate. 123 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:09,682 - Go on, give it up. - Give up, mate. 124 00:06:09,682 --> 00:06:13,186 - [whimpers] - [Time Bandits] Oh, Kevin? 125 00:06:13,186 --> 00:06:15,730 - [Bittelig] He fainted. - [Alto] He's all right. 126 00:06:28,284 --> 00:06:31,371 [mammoth growling] 127 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:37,085 Whoa. 128 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:42,090 You're back, Bruv? 129 00:06:42,090 --> 00:06:43,466 [stammers] Yeah. 130 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:47,053 Right, introductions. 131 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:48,888 So this is Faza and Howler. 132 00:06:48,888 --> 00:06:51,474 They basically, like, looked after me. 133 00:06:51,474 --> 00:06:52,976 Basically been my cave parents. 134 00:06:52,976 --> 00:06:54,143 Hey, ya. 135 00:06:54,143 --> 00:06:57,105 - And that's Tooth Tooth and Meatgirl. - [grunts] 136 00:06:57,105 --> 00:06:59,357 You wanna introduce me to all these randoms you're with? 137 00:06:59,357 --> 00:07:00,900 I'm not bothered. 138 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:03,403 They call themselves the Time Bandits. 139 00:07:03,403 --> 00:07:06,447 [scoffs] More like Time Randos. 140 00:07:06,447 --> 00:07:08,241 - Hello? - Yeah, hi. 141 00:07:08,241 --> 00:07:09,784 Oh, this girl. 142 00:07:09,784 --> 00:07:11,202 How'd you get here? 143 00:07:11,202 --> 00:07:12,161 Mammoth. 144 00:07:12,161 --> 00:07:13,496 Duh, Kevin. 145 00:07:13,496 --> 00:07:15,164 - What a muppet. - What a muppet. 146 00:07:15,164 --> 00:07:19,002 Meatgirl, Tooth Tooth, shut up. That's me brother. 147 00:07:19,002 --> 00:07:21,588 Soz. LOL. 148 00:07:21,588 --> 00:07:23,506 I mean, back in time. 149 00:07:23,506 --> 00:07:25,675 Went through your magical bedroom or whatever. 150 00:07:25,675 --> 00:07:29,387 And then I asked people, "Have you seen this nerd?" And they were like, 151 00:07:29,387 --> 00:07:33,933 "Yeah, he went that way with a bunch of weirdos." Meaning all you, obvs. 152 00:07:33,933 --> 00:07:35,435 - [Bittelig] Oh, no. - [animal groaning] 153 00:07:35,435 --> 00:07:38,771 It is the hairy rhino. It's broken its leg. 154 00:07:38,771 --> 00:07:40,648 - Oh. - Can't we help him? 155 00:07:40,648 --> 00:07:44,402 Uh, okay, but we can't keep it. No pets. Too big. 156 00:07:44,402 --> 00:07:46,613 I call them rhinos unicorns. 157 00:07:47,197 --> 00:07:51,326 But it's not a unicorn though, is it? It's got two horns. 158 00:07:51,326 --> 00:07:53,536 Well, it's a flippin' "twonicorn" then. 159 00:07:53,536 --> 00:07:54,454 No, it's not. 160 00:07:54,454 --> 00:07:56,789 - Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. - No, it's not. No, it's not. 161 00:07:56,789 --> 00:07:58,124 [mammoth growls] 162 00:07:59,334 --> 00:08:01,920 [Saffron] This is where I've been living. Be normal. 163 00:08:04,797 --> 00:08:06,216 You're all right, Bizza? 164 00:08:06,216 --> 00:08:07,717 [chuckles] 165 00:08:10,094 --> 00:08:13,014 [Saffron] How's it going, Iggy? Sheena? 166 00:08:34,661 --> 00:08:35,578 Saff. 167 00:08:35,578 --> 00:08:38,414 Wait here, Mambo 2. Stay. 168 00:08:38,414 --> 00:08:41,041 I don't-- I don't know how to-- Saff. 169 00:08:41,751 --> 00:08:45,046 [breathes heavily, screams] 170 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:47,131 - [thudding] - [Kevin groaning] 171 00:08:48,758 --> 00:08:51,469 Loudest Voice, how's your counting going? 172 00:08:51,469 --> 00:08:53,513 One, two, three! 173 00:08:53,513 --> 00:08:54,847 Nailin' it, mate. 174 00:08:56,849 --> 00:08:58,434 Uh, hey, Grunt. 175 00:08:58,434 --> 00:08:59,435 [grunts] 176 00:08:59,435 --> 00:09:01,187 Me brother. 177 00:09:01,187 --> 00:09:03,189 - Hello, "Grant." - [grunts] 178 00:09:03,189 --> 00:09:06,276 No. Grunt. 'Cause that's how he says hello. 179 00:09:06,276 --> 00:09:07,527 Oh. 180 00:09:08,027 --> 00:09:09,779 - [grunts] - [grunts] 181 00:09:09,779 --> 00:09:12,490 Is that how Neanderthals greet people? 182 00:09:12,490 --> 00:09:14,075 It's how 13-year-olds greet people. 183 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:15,243 Racist. 184 00:09:15,952 --> 00:09:17,370 - [grunts] - [grunts] 185 00:09:18,663 --> 00:09:20,456 How do you know all this stuff? 186 00:09:20,456 --> 00:09:23,459 How can you talk to them without a translator? 187 00:09:23,459 --> 00:09:26,087 How did you learn to ride a mammoth? 188 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,589 And throw spears? 189 00:09:27,589 --> 00:09:29,632 And why does everyone speak like you? 190 00:09:29,632 --> 00:09:32,093 I learned. And I taught them things. 191 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:33,761 But you haven't been here long enough. 192 00:09:33,761 --> 00:09:36,806 - I've been here ages, Kev. - Huh? 193 00:09:36,806 --> 00:09:39,601 I've been here nearly three years. 194 00:09:39,601 --> 00:09:41,311 What? 195 00:09:46,566 --> 00:09:49,777 Thirty-two months I've been here. I marked every day. 196 00:09:49,777 --> 00:09:51,279 Traced me hand. 197 00:09:51,279 --> 00:09:52,822 That's great, Loudest Voice. 198 00:09:52,822 --> 00:09:53,823 Yeah. 199 00:09:55,074 --> 00:09:56,868 What are these little red circles for? 200 00:09:56,868 --> 00:09:58,828 Oh, those are my birthdays. 201 00:09:59,787 --> 00:10:02,081 I missed your birthdays? 202 00:10:02,582 --> 00:10:03,583 It's all right. 203 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,377 Oh, my gosh. 204 00:10:06,377 --> 00:10:08,254 That means I'm older than you now. 205 00:10:08,254 --> 00:10:10,715 Saff, I have to tell you something. 206 00:10:10,715 --> 00:10:12,050 I'm the oldest. 207 00:10:12,050 --> 00:10:14,219 That means I can tell you to shut up when I want. 208 00:10:14,219 --> 00:10:16,471 You already used to every day. 209 00:10:16,471 --> 00:10:19,599 It means I'm in charge when Mum and Dad aren't here. 210 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:21,726 Saff, Mum and Dad-- 211 00:10:21,726 --> 00:10:23,561 I'm taller than you. 212 00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:26,606 - Saff-- - Let me have this moment, Kevin! 213 00:10:30,902 --> 00:10:34,447 - All right. [sighs] - I'm the oldest. I'm the biggest. 214 00:10:34,447 --> 00:10:37,450 I'm the oldest and I'm the best. [grunting] 215 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:39,494 - [twonicorn groaning] - [all chattering] 216 00:10:40,954 --> 00:10:43,414 You know, you could've pulled this by yourself. 217 00:10:43,414 --> 00:10:46,668 Penelope, I couldn't see 'cause I had frozen tears in my eyes. 218 00:10:47,335 --> 00:10:49,128 I'm superior in every area. 219 00:10:49,128 --> 00:10:50,588 How's your annoying sister, Kevin? 220 00:10:50,588 --> 00:10:53,132 This is the happiest I've ever seen her. 221 00:10:53,132 --> 00:10:56,094 So this is where all the cooking happens? And the diet's all Paleo? 222 00:10:56,094 --> 00:10:57,262 - What? What? - You what? 223 00:10:57,262 --> 00:11:00,431 [scoffs] I love these people. 224 00:11:00,431 --> 00:11:02,058 I'm gonna teach them about the theater. 225 00:11:02,058 --> 00:11:03,309 [twonicorn groaning] 226 00:11:03,309 --> 00:11:05,603 Oh, everything is okay. 227 00:11:05,603 --> 00:11:07,397 You are with Bittelig now. 228 00:11:08,106 --> 00:11:09,274 Eat now, yeah? 229 00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:10,567 - No. - Mmm. 230 00:11:10,567 --> 00:11:11,568 Eat now, yeah? 231 00:11:11,568 --> 00:11:13,152 No, we're not going to eat it. 232 00:11:13,152 --> 00:11:14,070 Oh. 233 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:15,446 We are going to save it. 234 00:11:15,446 --> 00:11:17,031 To eat now? 235 00:11:17,031 --> 00:11:18,491 No, no, no, no, no. 236 00:11:18,491 --> 00:11:21,035 Just to save it so it can live a life. 237 00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:22,912 An-And have a future. 238 00:11:22,912 --> 00:11:24,831 - Laters, yeah? - Future. 239 00:11:24,831 --> 00:11:26,124 I am superior in every area. 240 00:11:26,124 --> 00:11:28,877 So, who's the most annoying family member in your family? 241 00:11:28,877 --> 00:11:31,004 - [Saffron] Superior in every area. - It's close, isn't it? 242 00:11:31,004 --> 00:11:32,171 Between the two of you, it's close. 243 00:11:32,171 --> 00:11:34,841 Superior. What are you looking at? Jog on. 244 00:11:34,841 --> 00:11:36,926 You jog-- Jog in. Jog at. 245 00:11:36,926 --> 00:11:39,721 No, you get your jogging shoes on and jog on. 246 00:11:39,721 --> 00:11:40,972 Jog on. 247 00:11:40,972 --> 00:11:43,057 - Mmm. - So, she's staying here, right? 248 00:11:45,727 --> 00:11:47,896 [Saffron] So, we got to meet the chief. 249 00:11:47,896 --> 00:11:52,650 He's, uh, kinda like the top dog, like the prime minister of the cavepeople. 250 00:12:00,617 --> 00:12:01,492 All right, Saff, yeah? 251 00:12:01,492 --> 00:12:04,120 - Yeah. You? - Mmm. 252 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,497 This is my brother I was telling youse all about. 253 00:12:09,542 --> 00:12:10,919 Kevin? 254 00:12:12,629 --> 00:12:13,588 [speaks gibberish] 255 00:12:14,714 --> 00:12:15,715 Yeah. 256 00:12:15,715 --> 00:12:18,384 I don't talk like that. I don't know why people think that. 257 00:12:18,384 --> 00:12:22,222 Well, I don't... [speaks gibberish] ...innit, yeah? 258 00:12:22,222 --> 00:12:25,183 - LOL. - [Neanderthals] LOL. Big LOL, yeah. 259 00:12:25,183 --> 00:12:28,353 You've told everyone here that I'm boring? 260 00:12:28,353 --> 00:12:30,021 At least I mentioned you. 261 00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:34,025 And this is the group of randoms he travels with. 262 00:12:37,904 --> 00:12:40,031 - Randoms? - Yeah, that would be us. 263 00:12:41,950 --> 00:12:45,370 Saff, you bring randoms here, innit? 264 00:12:45,370 --> 00:12:47,455 - Yeah? - Yeah. Soz. 265 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:55,547 Uh, we will be taking the girl with us. 266 00:12:56,381 --> 00:12:59,050 - Take Saff? - I'm sure that's a huge relief to you. 267 00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:04,889 No. No LOL. Saff is with us now. Yeah, innit, yeah? 268 00:13:05,515 --> 00:13:07,892 [stammers] She's my sister. 269 00:13:07,892 --> 00:13:09,852 [Neanderthals] She's my sister. 270 00:13:09,852 --> 00:13:11,980 My sister. My sister. My sister. 271 00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:14,065 I've got to go see my parents. 272 00:13:14,065 --> 00:13:16,609 - [Neanderthals murmuring] - [Penelope] Oh. 273 00:13:16,609 --> 00:13:20,613 We need Saff. She's a total legend, innit? Yeah? 274 00:13:20,613 --> 00:13:21,573 Legend Saff. 275 00:13:21,573 --> 00:13:23,867 - Saff's a legend. - [Howler] Total legend. Yeah. 276 00:13:23,867 --> 00:13:26,828 I'm a total legend, yeah? As you can see. 277 00:13:26,828 --> 00:13:28,037 In what way? 278 00:13:28,037 --> 00:13:30,915 Uh, e.g., in every kind of way. 279 00:13:30,915 --> 00:13:33,251 I've got good banter. I taught them how to banter. 280 00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:35,712 I invented the chair. 281 00:13:35,712 --> 00:13:39,924 Check it. Sick chair, yeah? Skull on it. 282 00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:43,011 "YOLO." 283 00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:47,724 You only live once. 284 00:13:48,224 --> 00:13:49,851 [Neanderthals] YOLO. 285 00:13:49,851 --> 00:13:51,269 - YOLO. - YOLO. 286 00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:52,645 YOLO. 287 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,440 [sniffs] 288 00:14:03,281 --> 00:14:05,116 - [grunts] - It's a performance. 289 00:14:05,116 --> 00:14:06,409 He's coming over to you. 290 00:14:09,579 --> 00:14:10,413 [grunts] 291 00:14:11,456 --> 00:14:12,707 [groans] 292 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,043 He's intimidating. 293 00:14:15,043 --> 00:14:16,169 [leader groans] 294 00:14:16,169 --> 00:14:19,589 - Yeah, he's cool. - [grunting, groaning] 295 00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:23,551 [grunts] 296 00:14:24,177 --> 00:14:25,970 - Challenge accepted. - What? 297 00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:27,472 No, no, no, I didn't-- I didn't-- 298 00:14:27,472 --> 00:14:29,474 NGL, you did. 299 00:14:29,474 --> 00:14:32,227 Uh, he says, "Not gonna lie, but you did." 300 00:14:32,227 --> 00:14:34,103 No, no. [stammers] I thought I was saying hello. 301 00:14:34,103 --> 00:14:37,899 [Saffron] He thinks you're a threat to his authority because you're another leader. 302 00:14:37,899 --> 00:14:40,693 It's a big deal. It's kinda like the patriarchy and all that. 303 00:14:40,693 --> 00:14:44,280 Yes, yes. But I-- Um, I am not the leader. 304 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,698 Yeah, but you is though. 305 00:14:45,698 --> 00:14:46,699 - No, no. - But you is though. 306 00:14:46,699 --> 00:14:48,076 Yes, I understood him. 307 00:14:48,076 --> 00:14:49,786 But you see, we vote. 308 00:14:49,786 --> 00:14:51,454 I mean, you is, 'cause that's just the way it is, 309 00:14:51,454 --> 00:14:53,248 and you is the leader. Innit, yeah? 310 00:14:53,248 --> 00:14:55,667 Um-- [chuckles] I am not the leader. 311 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:58,044 - You is the leader, yeah, innit? You is. - No, but-- [stammers] 312 00:14:58,044 --> 00:14:59,254 He doesn't like you. 313 00:14:59,254 --> 00:15:00,755 Well, I'm picking up on that. 314 00:15:00,755 --> 00:15:03,800 Yes, you is the leader. 315 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,635 - It-- [stammers] Okay, yeah. - Just stop. 316 00:15:05,635 --> 00:15:07,679 - It's not over. Yeah? - Okay. 317 00:15:07,679 --> 00:15:09,055 We should go now. 318 00:15:09,055 --> 00:15:10,598 - Laters. - [Penelope] Okay. 319 00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:15,478 Okay. 320 00:15:15,478 --> 00:15:17,939 It's not over! 321 00:15:19,566 --> 00:15:21,860 [groaning] 322 00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:26,573 Twonicorn, we gonna reset your leg now, so it's gonna hurt a little. 323 00:15:26,573 --> 00:15:29,158 I have-- I have everything I need here. 324 00:15:29,158 --> 00:15:34,205 So you just relax. Nothing to be afraid of. 325 00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:38,001 You're ready? 326 00:15:38,001 --> 00:15:40,670 [groans] 327 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:44,299 Oh. Are you not ready? Okay. 328 00:15:44,299 --> 00:15:47,218 Yeah, I was ready, but if you're not ready, that's okay. 329 00:15:47,218 --> 00:15:48,845 - We can do it later. - [twonicorn groans] 330 00:15:48,845 --> 00:15:54,017 Yes, we will do it later when he is, uh, is ready to, uh-- 331 00:15:54,017 --> 00:15:55,810 - Eat now. - No. 332 00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:58,313 How about now? 333 00:15:58,313 --> 00:15:59,397 [Bittelig] No eat. 334 00:15:59,397 --> 00:16:00,440 - No. - Nom nom. 335 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,441 Please go. 336 00:16:02,609 --> 00:16:03,443 Wanker. 337 00:16:03,443 --> 00:16:04,694 [twonicorn groans] 338 00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:06,279 - [Penelope] "Sasquatch." - [Saffron] Saffron. 339 00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:07,363 [Penelope] That's right, yes. 340 00:16:07,363 --> 00:16:11,409 What did the chief-- I guess-- mean by "challenge"? 341 00:16:11,409 --> 00:16:12,493 Don't worry. 342 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,704 - Probably a physical challenge. - A what? 343 00:16:14,704 --> 00:16:16,372 [Saffron] Because you're trying to take me away. 344 00:16:16,372 --> 00:16:19,626 - Maybe a fistfight. Fighting an animal. - What? 345 00:16:19,626 --> 00:16:21,794 Getting thrown into a freezing cold lake. 346 00:16:21,794 --> 00:16:23,171 What? 347 00:16:23,171 --> 00:16:24,589 Seeing how many times you can get clubbed. 348 00:16:24,589 --> 00:16:26,966 Wha-- No. Okay, I think we should probably go. 349 00:16:26,966 --> 00:16:28,801 - I concur. - You'll die out there at night. 350 00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:30,762 Yeah, no, we're not gonna survive out there. 351 00:16:30,762 --> 00:16:31,679 I concur with him. 352 00:16:31,679 --> 00:16:35,225 So, anyway, you're gonna need these 'cause it gets cold at night. 353 00:16:35,225 --> 00:16:37,477 At night? It's cold all the time. 354 00:16:37,477 --> 00:16:40,647 Yeah. It's the Ice Age, not the warm, cozy age. 355 00:16:40,647 --> 00:16:41,940 Well, this is wonderful. 356 00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:43,525 [Widgit] Oh? They stink. 357 00:16:43,525 --> 00:16:45,193 What is your problem? 358 00:16:45,193 --> 00:16:47,445 He doesn't like you because he doesn't know you. 359 00:16:47,445 --> 00:16:49,364 Yeah, and I don't like him, 'cause I know him. 360 00:16:49,364 --> 00:16:53,243 - [Kevin scoffs] - [Bittelig shivering] 361 00:16:53,826 --> 00:16:54,786 [grunts] 362 00:16:59,332 --> 00:17:00,166 What is this? 363 00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,834 It's to keep you warm. 364 00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,253 To keep me warm? 365 00:17:04,462 --> 00:17:05,672 Soz. 366 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,717 But I was busy looking after Twonicorn. 367 00:17:10,717 --> 00:17:12,427 It's not a unicorn. 368 00:17:12,427 --> 00:17:13,513 It is to us. 369 00:17:13,513 --> 00:17:15,639 It is to us, Kevin. It's magical. 370 00:17:15,639 --> 00:17:17,308 - It's not. - Shut up. 371 00:17:17,308 --> 00:17:19,185 - It's not. It's not. - Shut up. Shut up. 372 00:17:19,185 --> 00:17:21,479 - Saff. - Kevin, shut up! 373 00:17:23,731 --> 00:17:24,983 [Howler] Throw him off cliff. 374 00:17:26,024 --> 00:17:27,026 No. 375 00:17:28,278 --> 00:17:29,904 But thank you, Howler. 376 00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:37,287 - [hand sizzling] - [screams] 377 00:17:37,287 --> 00:17:40,999 No. No, that's hot. Remember? Hot. 378 00:17:41,749 --> 00:17:43,293 - It's burny. - It is, innit? 379 00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:44,502 Yeah. It is. 380 00:17:45,962 --> 00:17:47,171 - [hand sizzling] - [screams] 381 00:17:47,922 --> 00:17:50,133 - I just told you not to touch it. - [Loudest Voice] Soz. 382 00:17:50,717 --> 00:17:52,594 [Bittelig] Everything is going to be fine. 383 00:17:52,594 --> 00:17:55,471 - [twonicorn groaning] - [Bittelig] We're gonna fix your leg. 384 00:17:55,972 --> 00:17:59,684 And you are going to walk again. Yes. 385 00:18:00,935 --> 00:18:03,354 We lost Susan, we lost Judy. 386 00:18:03,855 --> 00:18:06,441 [whispering] We're not going to lose you, my friend. 387 00:18:07,108 --> 00:18:10,778 Saff, I-I have to tell you something. 388 00:18:11,529 --> 00:18:14,157 I-It's hard to say, but-- 389 00:18:14,157 --> 00:18:15,074 Hold on. 390 00:18:15,074 --> 00:18:16,993 Top dog's here. 391 00:18:19,412 --> 00:18:21,915 Oh, boy. It's this guy. 392 00:18:21,915 --> 00:18:23,958 - Penelope. - [Penelope] Mmm? 393 00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:25,251 [Alto] The guy from the cave. 394 00:18:25,251 --> 00:18:27,337 Yes, I recognize him. 395 00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:28,671 [Widgit] He's really eyeballing ya. 396 00:18:31,007 --> 00:18:32,091 I don't know what I did. 397 00:18:32,091 --> 00:18:33,843 You haven't done anything, Penelope. 398 00:18:33,843 --> 00:18:34,761 Thank you. 399 00:18:34,761 --> 00:18:37,430 It's just a weird energy you give off to people and animals. 400 00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:38,598 What does that mean? 401 00:18:38,598 --> 00:18:40,183 Oh, look. He's really looking at you now. 402 00:18:40,183 --> 00:18:43,228 What? Oh. 403 00:18:44,854 --> 00:18:45,730 You're mugging me off? 404 00:18:46,898 --> 00:18:49,025 - Pardon? - You're mugging me off? 405 00:18:49,943 --> 00:18:51,069 What does that mean? 406 00:18:51,069 --> 00:18:52,403 He thinks you're mugging him off. 407 00:18:52,403 --> 00:18:53,863 What does-- What does that mean? 408 00:18:53,863 --> 00:18:57,075 I think he means like you mugged at him. Like, you mugged him off. 409 00:18:58,284 --> 00:19:00,703 - What does that mean? - Making a fool of him. 410 00:19:00,703 --> 00:19:02,539 You're mugging me off, is it? Innit, yeah? 411 00:19:02,539 --> 00:19:05,875 - Mugging me off, innit? - In-Innit? "Innot"? "Innint"? 412 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,585 - Yeah! - I'm really not. This is awkward. 413 00:19:07,585 --> 00:19:08,878 How do I get out of this? 414 00:19:08,878 --> 00:19:11,256 Saff, I have to tell you something important. 415 00:19:11,256 --> 00:19:13,341 [Penelope] No. I don't-- I don't-- I'm not mocking. 416 00:19:13,341 --> 00:19:15,552 - [Alto] What have I missed? - Can we have some privacy? 417 00:19:15,552 --> 00:19:19,180 - Yeah. - Kevin, don't leave me with-- 418 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:20,765 Oh, you're gonna-- Okay. 419 00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:28,106 Ugh. 420 00:19:34,988 --> 00:19:37,907 Saff, i-- it's about Mum and Dad. 421 00:19:38,616 --> 00:19:40,702 I miss them. Do you miss them? 422 00:19:41,244 --> 00:19:43,913 I mean, it hasn't been as long for you, so it's not as bad. 423 00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:45,957 But you still miss them, right? Like-- 424 00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:49,627 What is that? 425 00:19:49,627 --> 00:19:52,672 This is them. This is Mum and Dad. 426 00:19:54,507 --> 00:19:55,592 Looks like lumps of coal. 427 00:19:56,301 --> 00:19:58,970 - Yeah, I know. It's pretty bad. - "Pretty bad"? 428 00:19:58,970 --> 00:20:00,513 What happened to them? 429 00:20:00,513 --> 00:20:02,807 Uh, a demon turned them into lumps of coal. 430 00:20:02,807 --> 00:20:04,893 A-A demon? What? 431 00:20:06,185 --> 00:20:07,645 Is it your fault somehow? 432 00:20:10,023 --> 00:20:11,691 I wonder that too. 433 00:20:14,277 --> 00:20:15,111 They're dead? 434 00:20:15,111 --> 00:20:17,238 Oh. Yeah. 435 00:20:17,238 --> 00:20:19,991 But we have a map that can take us through time. 436 00:20:19,991 --> 00:20:23,244 We think if we can find the right portal, we can-- 437 00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:24,996 Find this demon and knee him in the bollocks. 438 00:20:24,996 --> 00:20:28,041 It's actually a she. Sexist. 439 00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:31,502 No, we can stop it from happening. 440 00:20:31,502 --> 00:20:35,173 That demon chick, does she have orange glowing eyes and hectic hair? 441 00:20:35,173 --> 00:20:37,759 Y-You saw her? At-- At our house? 442 00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:41,471 No. The weirdo was stalking me in the forest. 443 00:20:41,471 --> 00:20:44,307 She gave me the ick. [winces] 444 00:20:44,307 --> 00:20:46,267 - She's a flippin' minger. - That's her. 445 00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:48,853 If she came at me now, she wouldn't have a chance. 446 00:20:48,853 --> 00:20:50,021 She's powerful. 447 00:20:50,021 --> 00:20:53,942 I'd get a spear. And then I'd get my mates, Kaga, Meatgirl, and Scarlett. 448 00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:57,362 I know them from school. And smack. Thunk. Hobble her. 449 00:20:57,362 --> 00:20:58,988 She's a demon, Saff. 450 00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:03,159 [Kevin sighs] 451 00:21:04,035 --> 00:21:07,080 I've been trying to get to Mum and Dad since it happened. 452 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,332 And I don't know how to. 453 00:21:09,332 --> 00:21:11,000 I don't know where to go. 454 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,544 I don't know when to go. 455 00:21:12,544 --> 00:21:14,128 I don't even know if it's possible. 456 00:21:15,338 --> 00:21:16,923 I almost gave up. 457 00:21:19,592 --> 00:21:21,344 Well, I did give up, Kevin. 458 00:21:22,178 --> 00:21:24,138 I couldn't find my way out of here. 459 00:21:24,138 --> 00:21:28,142 I looked, looked and looked. And I just gave up. 460 00:21:28,810 --> 00:21:30,144 I had to concentrate on surviving. 461 00:21:31,437 --> 00:21:32,939 But we've found each other now. 462 00:21:32,939 --> 00:21:34,607 And we're gonna do this together, yeah? 463 00:21:34,607 --> 00:21:36,192 Yeah. 464 00:21:36,192 --> 00:21:37,569 - [Saffron] Yeah? - [stutters] Yeah. 465 00:21:37,569 --> 00:21:39,195 And we're not gonna give up. 466 00:21:40,154 --> 00:21:41,948 See your dodgy mates? 467 00:21:43,366 --> 00:21:45,326 [Bittelig] Maybe like this. 468 00:21:46,077 --> 00:21:47,579 Or maybe like this. 469 00:21:48,121 --> 00:21:50,832 I'm Lady Capulet. "Get thee to bed and rest, for thou hast need." 470 00:21:50,832 --> 00:21:53,585 And now I'll be Juliet. Don't worry, Meatgirl. It'll be you on the day. 471 00:21:53,585 --> 00:21:57,255 They look like convicted kidnappers disguised as reject circus performers. 472 00:21:57,255 --> 00:22:00,675 But he is not gonna give up, until that unicorn is walking again. 473 00:22:00,675 --> 00:22:03,636 And he's not gonna give up until he teaches cavepeople acting. 474 00:22:04,596 --> 00:22:06,723 And I don't know what they're trying to do over there. 475 00:22:06,723 --> 00:22:09,601 You was proper muggin' me off, innit, yeah? 476 00:22:09,601 --> 00:22:11,227 But they can't give up. 477 00:22:11,227 --> 00:22:12,186 And neither can we. 478 00:22:12,186 --> 00:22:15,356 Tomorrow, we are going off to find the portal or whatever. 479 00:22:15,356 --> 00:22:17,692 And we are gonna save our mum and dad. 480 00:22:17,692 --> 00:22:19,360 - Yeah. - Yeah. 481 00:22:21,821 --> 00:22:23,198 [Kevin] We won't give up. 482 00:22:24,699 --> 00:22:26,201 [Saffron] Just like your mates. 483 00:22:26,201 --> 00:22:29,454 I can't do it. I don't have any medical training. 484 00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:34,083 I give up, Twonicorn. I give up. 485 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:35,710 - I'm alive, you understand? - You're dead. 486 00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:39,797 No, Juliet in the play is dead, but I am, in fact, alive. It's acting. 487 00:22:39,797 --> 00:22:41,549 - You're dead! - That's it. You're not getting it. 488 00:22:41,549 --> 00:22:44,052 - You're dead! [crying] - You're not gonna get-- I quit. I quit. 489 00:22:44,052 --> 00:22:46,137 - [Penelope] I give up. - [leader] You're muggin' me, yeah? 490 00:22:46,137 --> 00:22:47,639 - [Neanderthals crying, shouting] - "Chiffon." 491 00:22:47,639 --> 00:22:49,390 [leader] You're fully mocking me. 492 00:22:49,390 --> 00:22:52,477 - Oh, no. He's back on your mate again. - [leader] Mocking me, yeah? 493 00:22:52,477 --> 00:22:54,395 [leader] Take her to the challenge, innit. 494 00:22:55,813 --> 00:22:57,232 No! 495 00:22:57,232 --> 00:23:03,363 "Penepole" must pick a challenge to take Saff away, innit, yeah? 496 00:23:04,447 --> 00:23:05,490 Choose, yeah? 497 00:23:05,490 --> 00:23:07,575 [Saffron] You're gonna have to pick a challenge. 498 00:23:07,575 --> 00:23:10,078 Otherwise, I'm not gonna be able to go with youse. 499 00:23:13,164 --> 00:23:16,042 So, either you have to fight hand-to-hand with Kaga-- 500 00:23:16,042 --> 00:23:18,711 - [Kaga groans] - [Saffron] And Kaga is hard as nails. 501 00:23:18,711 --> 00:23:20,255 She'll probably flippin' do you. 502 00:23:20,255 --> 00:23:22,507 Flippin' do you, innit. 503 00:23:22,507 --> 00:23:26,010 - Kaga! - Uh-huh? 504 00:23:26,010 --> 00:23:28,513 Or you have to do the walk of fear. 505 00:23:28,513 --> 00:23:30,848 Oh, okay. What is the walk of fear? 506 00:23:30,848 --> 00:23:31,766 Sounds scary. 507 00:23:31,766 --> 00:23:35,019 You have to walk over to that rock and back. Alone. 508 00:23:37,522 --> 00:23:39,232 So wha-what are the risks? 509 00:23:39,232 --> 00:23:42,360 It's just, earlier today I-I threw a pack of breath mints 510 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:46,698 at a cave lion and, um... [stammers] ...it's still around, I think. 511 00:23:46,698 --> 00:23:48,950 - Jog on. - [Neanderthals] Jog on. 512 00:23:48,950 --> 00:23:50,368 - Yes. Okay. - Jog on. Go on. 513 00:23:50,368 --> 00:23:51,786 Get on with it. 514 00:23:58,626 --> 00:24:01,713 Oh. It's actually very dark. 515 00:24:03,923 --> 00:24:05,925 Well, this doesn't do much, does it? 516 00:24:06,801 --> 00:24:08,928 Is she gonna make it? 517 00:24:09,637 --> 00:24:11,764 Depends if she's good at fighting animals. 518 00:24:14,851 --> 00:24:16,895 I'm cold, Widgit. 519 00:24:16,895 --> 00:24:18,563 I'm freezing, mate. 520 00:24:19,063 --> 00:24:20,982 Yeah, I'm freezing too, Bittelig. 521 00:24:22,692 --> 00:24:25,695 This fur, it's not my size, is it? 522 00:24:25,695 --> 00:24:27,197 No. No, it's not. 523 00:24:27,197 --> 00:24:29,157 [whimpers] 524 00:24:29,157 --> 00:24:33,953 Listen... [breathes shakily] There is a way we can get more fur though. 525 00:24:33,953 --> 00:24:35,997 - Oh, really? How? - Yeah. 526 00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:50,303 - [Bittelig] No. - [twonicorn groaning] 527 00:24:51,429 --> 00:24:55,642 [Penelope] You think you can intimidate me. Literally a Neanderthal. 528 00:24:56,434 --> 00:24:59,896 Grunting at me. Well, I can grunt right back. 529 00:24:59,896 --> 00:25:02,357 [grunts] That was me, right? 530 00:25:04,025 --> 00:25:05,235 Where am I? 531 00:25:07,529 --> 00:25:08,488 Oh, I don't know. 532 00:25:09,447 --> 00:25:10,448 Okay. 533 00:25:12,283 --> 00:25:15,870 [exclaims] Prints. So there and there. 534 00:25:15,870 --> 00:25:19,499 Ha! [chuckles] You're damn right, I'm a leader. 535 00:25:19,499 --> 00:25:22,252 [chuckles, exclaims] Okay, well, that's snow. 536 00:25:22,252 --> 00:25:23,711 That's all right. 537 00:25:23,711 --> 00:25:26,756 See? I'm not afraid of a walk of fear. 538 00:25:26,756 --> 00:25:29,384 I am Firestorm. 539 00:25:29,384 --> 00:25:31,761 I know not fear. I know not her name. 540 00:25:31,761 --> 00:25:34,722 [chuckles] Well, I guess it's fear. 541 00:25:39,978 --> 00:25:43,189 No, I can't do it. I love that "rhinokelos." 542 00:25:43,189 --> 00:25:44,399 I know, mate. 543 00:25:44,399 --> 00:25:46,943 Like, I saw his eyes, Widgit. 544 00:25:46,943 --> 00:25:49,737 I just love him. [cries] I can't do it. 545 00:25:49,737 --> 00:25:52,198 It's either that animal or it's us. 546 00:25:53,116 --> 00:25:57,245 These are strong hairy men and women of the mountain. 547 00:25:57,871 --> 00:25:59,539 I wasn't built for this. 548 00:25:59,539 --> 00:26:02,584 - [Alto shivering] - Look at Alto. 549 00:26:02,584 --> 00:26:04,294 I think he's on his way out. 550 00:26:04,294 --> 00:26:05,837 Oh, Widgit, where is he going? 551 00:26:05,837 --> 00:26:07,839 - Don't make me say it. - [Alto whimpering] 552 00:26:07,839 --> 00:26:10,425 - I'll have another look. - [Widgit] Yeah. 553 00:26:15,305 --> 00:26:18,725 [twonicorn snoring] 554 00:26:22,395 --> 00:26:23,396 [exhales sharply] Ah. 555 00:26:25,523 --> 00:26:27,025 [sighs] It's just there. 556 00:26:27,525 --> 00:26:28,568 Okay. 557 00:26:30,653 --> 00:26:32,655 [breathing heavily, groaning] 558 00:26:46,461 --> 00:26:49,464 Oh, the eyes of death. [inhales deeply] 559 00:26:50,965 --> 00:26:52,884 [whispering] It's-- It's looking at me. 560 00:26:54,510 --> 00:26:57,096 [normal] I'm s-s-so sorry 561 00:26:57,096 --> 00:27:01,476 I thr-- threw that packet of breath mints at your-- 562 00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:03,895 at your head. 563 00:27:03,895 --> 00:27:05,980 [stammers] So sorry. 564 00:27:08,024 --> 00:27:09,484 Please forgive me. 565 00:27:10,193 --> 00:27:13,363 I'm just-- Is it okay if I just-- 566 00:27:14,739 --> 00:27:15,740 I'm gonna... 567 00:27:17,742 --> 00:27:20,078 [exclaims] Good. Done. Goodbye. 568 00:27:20,078 --> 00:27:24,582 The eyes of death. The eyes of death. Eyes of death. Eyes of death. 569 00:27:24,582 --> 00:27:25,917 The eyes of death. 570 00:27:27,001 --> 00:27:29,003 [squeaking] 571 00:27:33,716 --> 00:27:37,554 The eyes of death. The eyes of death. The eyes of death. The eyes of death. 572 00:27:37,554 --> 00:27:38,888 The eyes of death. 573 00:27:44,894 --> 00:27:46,980 [breathing heavily] 574 00:27:48,773 --> 00:27:50,233 [twonicorn groaning] 575 00:28:13,715 --> 00:28:17,010 The eyes of death. The eyes of death. 576 00:28:24,058 --> 00:28:26,060 [twonicorn continues groaning] 577 00:28:31,441 --> 00:28:33,902 [breathes heavily] 578 00:28:39,949 --> 00:28:41,242 [Widgit] You couldn't do it, could you? 579 00:28:42,202 --> 00:28:44,954 [gasps] No. 580 00:28:44,954 --> 00:28:48,082 Okay, time to go, nobcicles. 581 00:28:48,082 --> 00:28:49,834 No, it's-- We're the Time Bandits. 582 00:28:49,834 --> 00:28:51,377 Let's do it to it. 583 00:28:51,878 --> 00:28:53,463 I'll go in front 'cause I'm older. 584 00:28:53,463 --> 00:28:54,923 I was born first. 585 00:28:54,923 --> 00:28:56,049 I'm older. 586 00:28:56,049 --> 00:28:58,301 - Age depends on who was born first. - Oh, my God. Kevin... 587 00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:00,762 - So if I was, then I'm older. - ...I've been here almost three years. 588 00:29:00,762 --> 00:29:02,305 - Yeah, but this is back in time. - I'm almost 13. 589 00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:03,681 - You're 11. - This is back in time. 590 00:29:03,681 --> 00:29:05,391 - I'm almost 13. - That's not the normal timeline. 591 00:29:05,391 --> 00:29:09,187 I am going in the front to protect everybody. 592 00:29:09,687 --> 00:29:12,941 That's good. Big cats either go for the front or the back. 593 00:29:13,608 --> 00:29:16,277 Yes. Well, actually, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna go in the middle, 594 00:29:16,277 --> 00:29:18,947 I think, so I have a good overview of the group. 595 00:29:18,947 --> 00:29:21,366 "Penope" has my 'spect. Isn't she, yeah? 596 00:29:21,366 --> 00:29:24,619 He says he respects you 'cause no one's been all the way to the rock before. 597 00:29:24,619 --> 00:29:26,412 - They're afraid. - Legend. 598 00:29:26,412 --> 00:29:27,997 Ah, thank you. 599 00:29:27,997 --> 00:29:29,290 You havin' a go? 600 00:29:29,290 --> 00:29:30,667 No, no. 601 00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:33,503 - I was taking the mick. LOL. - [Neanderthals] LOL. 602 00:29:33,503 --> 00:29:34,504 Hilarious. 603 00:29:34,504 --> 00:29:36,339 - Be my woman. - What? 604 00:29:36,339 --> 00:29:40,552 You. Me. We could rule this together. 605 00:29:40,552 --> 00:29:41,761 He's keen on you. 606 00:29:41,761 --> 00:29:43,429 You keen? 607 00:29:43,429 --> 00:29:46,432 Uh, w-well, [stammers] I'm spoken for. 608 00:29:46,432 --> 00:29:47,684 - Oh? - [Penelope] So... 609 00:29:48,434 --> 00:29:50,311 - Got it. - A fiancé. 610 00:29:50,311 --> 00:29:51,688 Oh, fancy? Is it? Yeah. 611 00:29:51,688 --> 00:29:53,982 Don't actually know where he is, so you could actually-- 612 00:29:53,982 --> 00:29:56,985 But I have a fiancé, which means that I am unavailable. 613 00:29:56,985 --> 00:29:58,486 Jealous. 614 00:29:58,486 --> 00:30:01,739 I'm-- I'm-- I'm well jel, yeah? Well jel, yeah. 615 00:30:01,739 --> 00:30:04,117 - You go now? - We have to save our family. 616 00:30:04,117 --> 00:30:05,493 Yeah, we're family, innit? 617 00:30:05,493 --> 00:30:06,828 Me other family. 618 00:30:06,828 --> 00:30:08,997 We're gonna see if we can save our parents. 619 00:30:08,997 --> 00:30:10,123 What happened? 620 00:30:10,123 --> 00:30:12,083 Well, they're dead. 621 00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:13,418 - Dead? - [Saffron] Yeah. 622 00:30:13,418 --> 00:30:15,795 But we're gonna see if we can make 'em alive again. 623 00:30:16,462 --> 00:30:20,341 [grunts] Alive? Again? 624 00:30:20,884 --> 00:30:22,677 But YOLO. 625 00:30:22,677 --> 00:30:25,763 [Neanderthals] YOLO. 626 00:30:25,763 --> 00:30:26,681 YOLO. 627 00:30:26,681 --> 00:30:30,059 Maybe you can live more than once. Maybe YOLT. 628 00:30:30,059 --> 00:30:33,271 [Neanderthals] YOLT. 629 00:30:33,271 --> 00:30:34,397 She's dead. 630 00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:36,191 No, no. I'm alive, t-thank you. 631 00:30:36,191 --> 00:30:37,483 But, uh, it was acting. 632 00:30:37,483 --> 00:30:38,484 You're dead. 633 00:30:38,484 --> 00:30:40,987 - [Alto] Acting. - Gonna miss these cavepeople. 634 00:30:40,987 --> 00:30:43,448 You know what it's like to be the smartest person around? 635 00:30:44,157 --> 00:30:45,408 Yeah. 636 00:30:45,408 --> 00:30:47,076 Don't eat the "rhinokeros." 637 00:30:47,076 --> 00:30:47,994 - We'll eat it. - Eat it. 638 00:30:47,994 --> 00:30:49,704 No, I will be coming back. 639 00:30:49,704 --> 00:30:52,207 No, don't eat. We're coming back. 640 00:30:52,207 --> 00:30:53,291 [Penelope] We're coming back? 641 00:30:53,291 --> 00:30:54,459 - Okay, Saff. - Okay, Saff. 642 00:30:54,459 --> 00:30:55,835 Be my woman, yeah? 643 00:30:55,835 --> 00:30:58,046 - Okay. So, let's go right now. - Yeah, this way. 644 00:30:58,046 --> 00:31:00,924 - Is that a maybe, "Penope"? - Bye! 645 00:31:00,924 --> 00:31:02,383 Oh, no. 646 00:31:04,302 --> 00:31:06,512 [Bittelig] Penelope, when can we come back? 647 00:31:06,512 --> 00:31:08,139 [Penelope] Come back? No, why? 648 00:31:08,139 --> 00:31:10,433 - We have to help the "rhinokeros." - [Saffron] I have to see me mates. 649 00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:11,935 - [Penelope] The people you just saw? - Yes. 650 00:31:11,935 --> 00:31:14,229 [Kevin] Would you guys like to hear a fact about the Ice Age? 651 00:31:14,229 --> 00:31:16,397 - [Penelope] Oh, no. - [all] No. 652 00:31:16,397 --> 00:31:21,397 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 653 00:31:16,397 --> 00:31:26,397 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today 44530

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