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[Theme music - Jack Jones, "love boat theme"]

Theme music: (Singing) Love, love exciting and new.

Come aboard, we're expecting you.

And love, love is life's sweetest reward.

Let it flow, it floats back to you.

The love boat soon will be making another run.

The love boat promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure, you mind on a new romance.

And love, love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

The love boat soon will be making another run.

Welcome aboard, it's love.

Welcome aboard, it's love.

Merci, monsieur.

Not very friendly.

No, that's easy to explain.

He's not very French.

Few Italians are.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Italy? - Yeah.

- Wait a minute. - Oh.

If this is Saturday, this must be--

this must be genoa.

Hard to keep track when you're on vacation.

Well, you won't have to keep track

much longer, because vacation is almost over.

As a matter of fact, the captain

wants us aboard the vistafjord in half an hour.

He's got this funny idea that we should see the new ship

before the passengers do.

You have-- you-- oh, ok.

Uh-huh.

Hey, fellas.

Oh, you know, Jeannie, I am really going to miss Italy.

How can you?

With all those packages, you look

like you're taking it with you.

[Speaking Italian]

I guess you're right.

If anybody's going to miss Italy, it will be the Italians.

Vicky, I love genoa.

It is so charming, colorful, and peaceful.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey!

[Speaking Italian]

Prego, prego.

If you're going to throw me out of my own hotel,

at least do it in English.

Have you no shame?

[Speaking Italian]

Ok, ok.

So maybe it is a bit much to juggle five ladies at one time.

But-- but they were all in the same hotel.

How could I resist?

[Speaking Italian]

No police!

I'll go.

Take it easy.

You've got to try and understand.

Don't touch.

It's fatal attraction.

The way I find myself helplessly drawn

to every beautiful woman--

I can't help myself.

It's a family curse.

Ok, maybe it isn't.

[Speaking Italian]

Arrivederci, Anna Maria.

I'll miss you very much.

And Claudia, yolanda, Sophia, Christina.

Merrill, is that you?

Laura!

[Laughs]

Oh!

Oh, don't let me go just yet.

I'm so frightened.

You'll be fine, Laura.

Trust me.

I do.

Oh, merrill, you know I do.

You look wonderful.

And so do you.

Welcome back.

Where's your luggage?

I checked it at the ship.

I was early.

I didn't want to miss.

I didn't want to be late.

I have so many questions.

And all over Spain and Portugal for the answers.

I'm glad you came, Laura.

I hope when this cruise is over, I am, too.

[Laughs]

Oh, it's fabulous.

[Laughs] The vistafjord--

beautiful, isn't she?

Sailing a new ship is always exciting for us.

The excitement for me is Dana.

I can't wait to meet her.

[Laughs]

Man: Thank you.

Enjoy your cruise.

Ah!

Se or belmonte, welcome aboard.

Me chamo ace Evans.

[Speaking Portuguese]

I beg your pardon, young man.

Did I understand you to say you want a photograph of the ship?

Excuse me, I'm sorry.

I guess my Portuguese 101 is a little rusty.

I meant to say I'm the ship's photographer.

I appreciate the effort.

I'm surprised you recognize me.

Oh, how could I not recognize the world's

most famous bullfighter?

Oh, thank you.

You exaggerate.

Ok, maybe Portugal's most famous bullfighter.

I liked it better the first time.

May I get a picture?

Oh, s , s .

Great.

Ok, here we go.

Big smile.

Beautiful.

Thank you very much, sir.

Excuse me.

Yeah?

A celebrity in our midst?

One of the most famous toreadors in the world.

Is that Carlos belmonte?

Yeah, you know him?

Well, no.

Not yet.

I'm a writer.

I'm here to do a story on him.

Ah.

A lot of writers would die to meet him.

A lot of bulls already have.

Frankly, I think it's barbaric.

Excuse me.

Hello.

Hi.

I couldn't help but overhear.

Let me ask you something.

If you have such a strong opinion,

you know, how do you write so objectively?

I don't know.

Maybe I can't.

But I'll try.

An assignment is an assignment.

I see.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Se or belmonte, I'm Elaine Kennedy.

Ah, miss Kennedy.

Yes, of course.

I've been looking forward to our meeting.

What, you know my work?

Oh, I admire it.

You have a flair and a passion about what you write.

That is why I agreed to the interview.

Well, thank you.

Dana!

Oh, you get more beautiful every year.

You've been saying that since I was this high.

That's because it's the truth.

Uncle merrill, I'd like you to meet Mark Davis, my boyfriend.

Fianc .

Well, hello.

Fianc ?

Why didn't your grandfather tell me?

It's not official.

She hasn't exactly said yes yet.

But I'm hoping she will after a romantic cruise

and a little encouragement from an old family friend.

Excuse me while I find out which cabins we're in.

What do you think?

He's very charming.

Do you love him?

I'm not sure.

Grandfather says I should.

He's-- he's bright, successful.

Grandfather would say substantial,

from one of the best families.

Well, if he's going to marry my best girl, he better be.

[Whistles]

- Oh! - I'm sorry.

Excuse me.

Ah, welcome to the vistafjord, mr--

could I have your name, please?

Yeah, yeah.

You can have anything I have.

Excuse me?

You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.

If Bo Derek had your eyes, she'd be an 11.

I'm curious.

Has that line ever worked for you?

No.

My name is eddy Conrad.

I don't know if it says so right there,

but my marital status is available.

And likely to remain so.

Uh-huh. Ok.

Mhm.

Let's see, cabin 438, main deck.

I'm willing to share.

I'm a-- I'm a generous, giving person that--

giving?

Then why don't you give away some of those lines?

Uh-huh.

Well, you know, if you'd save me a dance later on,

I wouldn't need any of those lines.

What do you say?

We'll see.

I take that as a yes.

Cabin 438.

Think you can remember that?

Question is, can you?

Four three eight.

Excuse me, sir.

You look a little lost.

Can I be of some assistance?

Oh, yeah.

I'm looking for cabin 438 on the main deck.

Well, that's two decks down on the starboard side.

Near the stern.

The rear of the ship. - An elevator--

right over there.

Thank you.

Don't mention it.

A moonlight walk?

Dinner?

Dancing.

It' a date.

I'll count the moments.

I'll count the silverware.

[Horn blows]

[Stirring orchestral music]

She's the one in the pink and black bikini.

Yes, isn't she beautiful?

She's a terrific young lady.

Bullfighting is the belmonte tradition.

My father was a torero, my grandfather was a torero,

and his father before him.

And that's all you ever wanted to be?

I never considered anything else, miss Kennedy.

Family tradition is very important in Portugal.

I grew up with pride, knowing I would be a torero.

And your son?

He, too, was a torero.

He died years ago in the ring--

I'm sorry, i--

an accident.

However, my grandson--

you have a grandson?

Another belmonte to carry on the family tradition.

I have not fought in many years.

But he has been training and will make his debut

in the main ring in Lisbon.

What if your grandson had decided to become a doctor,

or even a tennis player?

Has he no say in his life at all?

I know it is difficult for you to understand, miss Kennedy.

Children in america are brought up with choices.

But here, there is the family, and nothing

is more important than that.

Se or belmonte, if I have offended you, I am very sorry.

Oh, you are not offensive, only a little unenlightened.

I'm sure once you have spent an afternoon in the arena

in Lisbon, you will understand.

Perhaps I will.

How long?

20 minutes.

How do you feel?

I feel good.

Then do 20 more until you feel terrible.

That is when the exercise works.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Antonio.

We met yesterday while we were boarding.

I remember.

I'm Elaine.

How do you do?

I-- I don't mean to sound forward,

but that stool is free.

Oh, thank you.

What can I get you two?

Hello, Isaac.

I don't know.

What do you suggest?

I suggest a full moon and a bottle of champagne.

But would you settle for a glass of sangria?

Oh, sure, until the next full moon.

I'm so excited.

I can't wait to see Spain and Portugal.

I've read so much about them.

You know, Elaine, they're both very different countries,

but each a beautiful in its own way.

My mother was from Spain.

And my father was from Portugal.

And I am from Harvard.

Harvard?

I've been there four years.

I just graduated.

Oh!

Well, then, this cruise is a graduation present.

Uh-- sort of.

Listen, tomorrow, we dock in Barcelona.

And it's a fantastic city.

I would very much like to show it to you.

What do you say?

I'd love that.

I haven't worn high heels in so long.

I might tip over.

Don't worry.

I'll catch you.

Good evening.

Laura Jameson, I think you've met my daughter, Vicki.

Hi.

And our ship's doctor, Adam bricker.

Miss Jameson.

But you haven't met Carlos belmonte.

How do you do?

A pleasure to meet you, se ora.

And this is Dana Colton and Mark Davis.

Laura is a very dear friend of mine.

Delighted to meet you, miss Jameson.

You're not related to the Newport jamesons, by chance?

No, I'm afraid not.

Laura, why don't you sit down here right next to Dana?

Are you enjoying the cruise?

Yes.

Oh, yes.

It's lovely.

Are you?

Uncle merrill's making it a pleasure.

Uncle merrill?

He's an old friend of my father's.

Actually, he's been like a father to me since--

well, since mine died.

Are you all right, miss Jameson?

Oh, yes.

I'm just not used to the ship's motion.

I've never sailed before.

Mark was born with sea legs.

His family has a ship building business, one of the biggest.

And you should see their yacht.

Which one, darling?

I understand there will be a bullfight in Lisbon

when we arrive.

Would you be performing?

Oh, I have not entered a ring except as a spectator

in many years.

But if you have the time, I promise

you a performance of skill and spectacle the likes of which

you have never seen.

Spending the evening with you is wonderful, Antonio.

But I can hardly wait for tomorrow.

Your interview with se or belmonte?

No!

My tour of Barcelona with you.

And as for se or belmonte, I don't know.

He's-- he's pompous, he's charming.

He's frustrating.

I just don't understand how somebody

could enjoy killing bulls.

Oh, excuse me, Elaine, that is not correct.

In Mexico and Spain, they kill the bull, but not in Portugal.

The fight is on horseback.

And at great danger to the horse.

No more than a horse race.

The corrida is not sport.

It's skill.

It's spectacle.

Have you done your research on it?

The hard way.

I was married to a sports writer who

was in love with the bullfight.

Really?

I write-- love stories.

You're a romantic.

I'm afraid so.

I'm obsessed with love.

Someday, I had hoped to write a novel.

Had hoped?

What's stopping you?

Well, we cannot always do as we wish.

Sometimes there are priorities, huh?

Now you're sounding like Carlos belmonte.

Many would say that was a compliment.

Eddy, you are a terrific dancer.

Oh, thank you.

Well, you see, I worked my way through

form school teaching the funky chicken at Arthur Murray's.

What a beautiful couple.

No doubt about that.

Mrs. Jameson seems like a nice lady.

Oh, she seems pleasant enough.

Although how could I have mistaken

her for a Newport Jameson?

Did you see which fork she used with her salad?

Ooh, you are so easy to dance with.

[Chuckles] I was voted the champion

of the cha-cha in my auto shop.

And you've got a great sense of humor.

Oh, and you have a great perfume.

Oh, thank you. It's--

no, no, no. Let me guess.

Is it evening in Cairo?

No.

Is it April in venice?

No.

Is it let's take a walk in the moonlight?

That's the one.

Mhm.

You can't imagine what it's been like, dreaming about her,

wondering who she sees, what music she likes,

how she dresses, little things.

Are you ready to find out?

Oh, no, please.

Not yet.

I just want to look at her for a while--

my little girl.

Buenos d as, se oras y se ores,

and welcome to beautiful Barcelona, with its colorful

flower shops and bird sellers.

Touch history with the monument to Columbus.

And for the most scenic vistas, take

the cable car from the harbor area to beautiful montjuic.

Enjoy your day.

Antonio, the car is waiting.

I-- may I meet you this afternoon?

Jos lorca is expecting us this morning.

He's arranged a lunch and a viewing of his prized bulls.

I know, but--

this is important business, Antonio--

family business.

I would like you there with me.

I will meet you at the car in a moment.

Well, don't be long.

Good morning.

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

I thought that since I was getting

a special vip tour of Barcelona that I

should dress for the occasion.

Which makes what I have to tell you even more difficult--

I have to cancel our little tour.

I have some unexpected business that I have to attend to.

I-- I would love to make it up to with dinner tonight.

Of course.

Very good.

I'll see you later.

Santa Maria is so small.

I wonder how Christopher Columbus did it.

Hey, why don't we go down this way?

I think we should go this way, not that way.

But over here, you know, I thought i--

next on our list of sights, over there.

Let me see that.

Hey, no.

There's a great cafe down this way.

It's down there.

I'll see you later.

I'm hungry, guys.

All right.

I know what that is.

That's the museum of fine arts on top of montjuic.

And there beyond us is the piazza di spagna.

It was built as part of the 1929 world exposition.

Those towers at the far end--

they're copies of the famous clock tower in Saint

Mark's Plaza in venice.

Who needs a guidebook with you around?

Have you been to Barcelona before?

Oh, no.

I've just read about it.

I've dreamed of traveling.

I'm discovering it's much better to be out living life

than just reading about it.

Oh, how about a picture of the three of you?

You wouldn't mind?

I'd love it.

Come on, Mark.

I'm not much for pictures.

But you two go ahead, if you want.

Fire away.

Smile, Laura.

That won't be hard.

Ah, rosquillas!

Next time I know i'm ordering Spanish cookies.

Mm.

[Laughs]

Please, don't mind me.

I'm doing a thesis on strange eating

habits of Americans in Europe.

Oh.

I eat strangely?

Well, if you permit me.

You see, what you do is you pop this in your mouth and devour

it.

Mm.

The soda usually makes the subject more hungry.

More food's called for.

This is fascinating.

I'm glad you see the importance

of the study I'm doing.

I'd ask you to show me more strange eating

habits you've discovered, but that would

call for more props, miss--

oh.

Henrdricks-- Lois Hendricks.

Isaac Washington.

Oh, waiter!

Waiter, the se orita would like soup,

roast beef and potatoes, bread and butter,

and a glass of milk--

two glasses of milk.

Think of this as research.

Anything for science.

Gracias.

Thank you.

Oh, ace, I'm really glad you wanted to see the city, too.

But in a cable car?

Oh, look at it this way.

You get to see all the sights at once.

[Chuckles] Oh, wow.

Oh, you're right.

What a wonderful view!

Ah, there's a cathedral.

It's magnificent.

Yeah.

And that must be the national museum.

You know, Antonio told me about these places last night.

He described them so clearly, I almost feel

as if I've been here before.

You know, he wants to be a writer.

I think he'd be wonderful.

A writer?

What does his grandfather think about that?

His grandfather?

What are you talking about?

Well, I just assumed Antonio was going

to go into the family business.

You've lost me.

Carlos belmonte, the famous torero

that you've been interviewing?

Antonio is his grandson?

The next great torero of the family, Antonio belmonte.

His father was killed in the ring 10 years ago--

gored by a bull.

I'm sorry.

I thought everyone knew.

No, not quite everyone.

Well, you play your cards right,

he might dedicate a bull to you in the ring.

Ah.

That's everything I know about rare and unusual eating habits.

I appreciate you sharing these insights with me.

And I hope you won't think me presumptuous, miss Hendricks,

but you're broke, aren't you?

Broke?

Moi?

That's a laugh.

I'll have you know I have 150 pesetas.

150?

I'm impressed.

There are 153 in a dollar.

I am broke.

However, I'm embarking on a whole new career given

guided tours of Barcelona to handsome Americans

at ridiculously low prices.

And you, Isaac Washington, is first in line.

Well, you know they say.

Timing is everything.

[Romantic string music]

Dana: So, Mrs. Encyclopedia, tell us about that.

Laura: It's called the sacred family church,

and it was designed by the great Spanish architect,

Antonio gaudi.

It's been under construction since 1881,

and it still has 100 years to go before it's finished.

Well, I can see why.

Look at that workmanship.

Dana, walk with me.

Sacred family church.

Seems kind of ironic, doesn't it?

Well, you two seem to be getting along famously.

Like mother and daughter?

She's a wonderful girl.

She's everything a mother could ask for.

But after all the years we've missed--

Laura, put the past behind you.

Think of the years yet to come.

I can't believe Laura.

She-- she knows everything.

I don't like her tagging along with us everywhere--

tagging along with you, actually.

Well, she's just lonely.

What's the harm in us spending a little time with her?

Because it's taking away time from us--

from you and me.

Mark, I think you're jealous.

Jealous?

Of someone as common as she?

Mark--

ok, ok.

That probably wasn't very kind.

I just mean that you're the only one I want to spend time with.

I love you.

Let's catch up with them.

[Flamenco music]

Eddy, I am glad I came with you today.

Oh!

You sound surprised that we're having a good time.

No, only that I am.

Oh, is there anything more exciting than flamenco dancing?

Actually, yes-- flamenco ice skating.

Ooh.

Ha, ha.

It's a joke.

Don't you ever take anything seriously?

I take you seriously.

That's a little too serious.

I can't help it.

I'm cursed with honesty.

Really?

Would I lie?

[Cheers and applause]

Hmph.

Well, this is where our scenic tour of Barcelona ends.

Fittingly enough, this is the harbor where queen Isabella

said goodbye and good luck to Christopher

Columbus almost 500 years ago.

Time flies when you're discovering a new world.

You're very nice, Mr. Washington.

And you are very wonderful, Mr. Hendricks.

And I hope that you will accept this--

ah-- oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You didn't read the fine print.

Men in uniform-- first tour free.

Oh, well, this isn't payment.

You see, you have just been named recipient of the Isaac

Washington scholarship fund, which

is now up to $8,000 pesetas--

$50.

Too much, Isaac.

I kind of wish we weren't sailing tonight.

Will you be able to take care of yourself?

You know I will.

Yeah, I know you will.

After all, I've seen you in action.

[Horn blows]

So, she gave you a personal tour of Barcelona, hm?

How personal was it?

Now, gopher, I tell you, Lois is not like that.

She's bright and she's funny.

But she's just a kid.

She's still in school.

Yeah, mhm.

So was lolita.

Before you get down to basics, you

should know you're not alone.

I hope that was you who said that

and not who I think it was.

Lois.

We got to get up and deal with the situation.

Lois?

Lois.

Lois!

I know something is wrong.

I felt it all last night.

Can we talk about it?

Why didn't you tell me who your grandfather is?

Because I know how you feel about bullfighting.

And I was waiting for the right moment.

Perhaps when I saw you in the ring in Lisbon?

Killing a bull in the name of family tradition?

The bull is not killed.

I know.

In Portugal, they don't kill the bull.

But killed, maimed, what's the difference?

The point is that the ritual is cruel.

It's senseless.

Elaine, please.

I--

I can't handle this right now.

I'll talk to you later, Antonio.

Gopher!

You know that girl I told you I spent the day with in Barcelona

yesterday? - What about her?

I found her in my bed last night.

You're a lucky man.

All I found was clean sheets.

Are you listening to me?

There's a stowaway aboard, and I can't find her!

What does she look like?

Oh, yeah.

Well-- well, she kind of looks like that girl over there.

She is that girl over there!

[Laughter]

No, honestly, captain, if I had known this cruise was

going to be so delightful, I'd have thrown

away my bicycle years ago.

[Laughs] Ace, how about a picture with miss Hendricks?

Well, sure.

But I've got a better idea.

Why don't I take a picture of the two of you?

All righty, here we go.

Big smiles, now. Come on.

That's it.

After careful consideration, I think I just might kill myself.

Oh, don't rush into anything.

Lucky for you, captain has no idea who she is.

Hey.

And lucky for me, I'm not you.

Today, our port is the Spanish resort

of Ibiza, one of the world's most beautiful islands.

Blue waters, white beaches, and one romantic spot

after another-- all protected from the ghosts

of marauding pirates by the well-preserved walls

of an ancient Spanish fort.

Working on aboard ship, I see so much romance.

It's all around me.

But I don't think there's one woman on board who

is as happy as I am with you.

Oh, come on.

There has to be one.

Then she's a very lucky woman.

Well, I'm a very lucky man.

I knew you couldn't resist the sand or the sun.

Thought if I walked far enough down the beach,

I'd have it all to myself.

Well, you would have, but my grandfather--

he made me run these extra five miles up and back.

Training for the bullring, no doubt.

Elaine, if I had a choice, I would not choose

bullfighting for my life.

It came easy for my grandfather and for all of the belmontes

before him.

But I simply take no joy in it.

Antonio, your family has already

lost one man to the bullring.

If it is not for you, there's no disgrace in that.

Why don't you tell your grandfather?

I would rather face a bull.

Look, my life is set-- my future, set.

I have so few choices in my life.

But one of them--

I have a choice.

Say hasta luego to Ibiza.

Our next stop, m laga.

What do you think?

Can I wear this for dinner at the captain's table

tonight, or what?

Lois, you're a stowaway!

Not really.

Honest, it's just that when I found out this ship was going

to Lisbon, and that's why i'm supposed to meet the girls i'm

traveling with, it just turned out the shortest distance

between two points is a ship.

That's all.

Fine!

Try telling that to the captain, and he'll serve

your dinner, all right-- in the brig.

Isaac, he invited me.

Now, won't he be offended if I don't show up?

Definitely.

He won't even visit you in solitary.

Will you visit me?

I won't have to.

I'll be in the next cell.

Grandfather doesn't think I'll ever meet anyone

more right for me than Mark is.

What's important is what you think.

Oh, I know he can be a little stuffy, at times.

But underneath all that, i--

I know he really cares about me.

I'm sure a great many people care about you--

more than you know.

It's just that marriage is such a big decision.

It's nice to have someone to talk to about it.

We all need someone to talk to, Dana.

You know, I've never really had someone like that--

someone I felt close to.

You know, it's funny.

I-- I feel closer to you than I've felt anyone in years,

maybe in my whole life.

And i-- I hardly know you.

Is that strange?

Yes, it's strange--

and wonderful.

Isaac, my man!

How's every little thing?

Couldn't be better, old buddy.

Well, pigeon's in the Coop.

Frosting is on the cake.

What?

Bees in the hive.

Winds at our backs.

What are you talking about?

Everything is all right.

She told me she would stay in your cabin.

Will you keep quiet?

Isaac, calm down.

You got to learn to relax.

How can I relax?

If the captain finds out I've got a stowaway in my cabin,

I'm history.

True.

But a very interesting chapter.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

I wonder if you can help me locate someone--

a delightful young lady I met on deck this morning.

I believe her name is Lois Hendricks.

Lois Hendricks.

Yes.

I invited her to have dinner with me this evening,

but she didn't show, and I can't seem to find

a name on the passenger list.

There's certainly no one with that name in my cabin.

What's that supposed to mean?

You know something about this girl, Isaac?

Would you excuse me?

I'm the purser, and--

gotta purse.

[Laughs] Captain, have I got a story for you.

Am I going to like this story?

It depends.

Did you like world war ii?

So, you're the one who has come between my grandson

and his training.

Uh, grandfather, i--

that's not really true.

You have much to learn about the beauty,

the grace, the-- the spectacle of the corrida.

You must join me for Antonio's debut this Sunday in Lisbon.

You will sit next to me, and I will explain

the fine points about art.

I appreciate your offer, but I'll have to let you know.

Miss Kennedy, how many bullfights

have you actually seen?

Oh, I've never been to one.

But I've read a lot about them, and--

oh, life is not to read about or to write about.

Life is to live-- to experience.

Once you have experienced a bullfight, then we will talk.

At least join us when we talk tomorrow.

Antonio will be practicing with a calf.

He will be armed with a red cape.

How can I refuse such a charming offer?

Oh, good.

Then you will join us.

Seeing Antonio in the ring will change your mind.

We're even talking about a tour of South America for him

later this year.

Uh-- grandfather, don't forget my graduate school.

Ah.

After your fight in Lisbon, bullfighting

will be in your blood.

You won't think about graduate school

until you're an old man like me and can no longer fight.

Grandfather, my education is very important to me.

The only education you need is in the ring.

Great caballeros are not made in graduate schools.

Please excuse me.

Antonio, I'll see you tomorrow.

Elaine-- wait a minute.

Ha.

She does not understand.

I am not certain that even I understand

any longer, grandfather.

Excuse me.

Buenas d as, and welcome to the ancient city of m laga.

The moors who once ruled the city called it,

appropriately, paradise on earth.

Also here in the center of the costa del sol are the seaside

resorts of [inaudible] and puerto ban s, and the lovely

mountain village of mijas.

I'm really sorry if I've caused you any trouble.

And you've been so nice to me.

After all, you could have made me walk the plank,

or fed me to the sharks, or set me adrift in a lifeboat

with no food and water, or--

oh, no, no, no.

The captain would never do a thing like that.

Isaac's right.

Those are special punishments--

for crew members only.

This way, sir.

Enjoy your breakfast.

Thanks.

But no thanks.

He brought me around.

He wanted me to try on things.

Judy, you would love him.

He's absolutely the best.

You know, we're going into m laga and then

to the beach this afternoon.

You want to come along and join us?

No, I think this is a case of two's company.

Anyway, I have to help the captain for a couple of hours

today.

But then, I've been invited for a swim at a private beach club

with its own waterfall.

Ooh, this guy of yours sounds like a real romantic.

Let's just say he's one in a million.

Well, one of two in a million.

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