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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,948 --> 00:00:45,951 Hey, What Do You See? 2 00:00:45,951 --> 00:00:48,354 Hey, Sugar. 3 00:00:48,354 --> 00:00:51,037 Oooh, You Are Cute. 4 00:00:51,037 --> 00:00:55,032 You Are The Cutest Baby I Have Ever Seen. 5 00:00:55,032 --> 00:00:56,595 What About Me? 6 00:00:56,595 --> 00:00:59,898 You're The Funniest Looking Baby I've Ever Seen. 7 00:00:59,898 --> 00:01:03,335 Most Babies Look A Little Funny When They're New. 8 00:01:03,335 --> 00:01:05,337 Mommies And Daddies Don't Even Notice. 9 00:01:05,337 --> 00:01:07,032 Brothers And Sisters Do. 10 00:01:07,032 --> 00:01:09,942 We All Sold Tickets To See You, Rudy. 11 00:01:09,942 --> 00:01:14,546 No, Dear. That Was To See You. 12 00:01:14,546 --> 00:01:16,849 Would You Like To Hold Him? 13 00:01:16,849 --> 00:01:20,034 No, He Might Go On Me. 14 00:01:20,034 --> 00:01:21,754 Can We Watch Him Eat? 15 00:01:21,754 --> 00:01:23,355 His Mother Already Fed Him. 16 00:01:23,355 --> 00:01:25,691 Maybe He'd Like To Watch Us Eat. 17 00:01:25,691 --> 00:01:27,038 Can We Have A Snack? 18 00:01:27,038 --> 00:01:28,827 All Right, But A Small One. 19 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:30,362 I'm Having A Doughnut. 20 00:01:30,362 --> 00:01:31,363 Me, Too. 21 00:01:31,363 --> 00:01:33,699 You Always Have What I Have. 22 00:01:33,699 --> 00:01:35,032 So Do You. 23 00:01:38,671 --> 00:01:40,032 Cliff. Hmm? 24 00:01:40,032 --> 00:01:41,507 Look Who's Here. 25 00:01:41,507 --> 00:01:43,509 You Know This One. 26 00:01:43,509 --> 00:01:44,810 Remember? 27 00:01:46,032 --> 00:01:49,038 Did We Go To College Together? 28 00:01:49,038 --> 00:01:51,350 You Delivered Him Last Month. 29 00:01:51,350 --> 00:01:53,686 This Is Janice Harper's Baby. 30 00:01:53,686 --> 00:01:56,689 Janice Didn't Want It, And Brought It Back? 31 00:01:56,689 --> 00:02:00,041 She's Getting Her Hair Done, And I'm Baby-Sitting. 32 00:02:00,041 --> 00:02:01,694 Oh, Cliff. 33 00:02:01,694 --> 00:02:04,032 Look At That Little Round Face. 34 00:02:04,032 --> 00:02:08,334 And That Soft Silky Hair And The Little Soft Spot. 35 00:02:08,334 --> 00:02:12,032 And That Special Baby Smell. 36 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:14,036 Sour Milk. 37 00:02:14,036 --> 00:02:16,032 He's Warm. 38 00:02:16,032 --> 00:02:20,032 Just Holding Him Sets Off Strange Stirrings Inside. 39 00:02:20,032 --> 00:02:22,037 I Wonder If I Want Another. 40 00:02:22,037 --> 00:02:25,551 Let Me Help You-- You Don't. 41 00:02:25,551 --> 00:02:28,420 Cliff, It's A Miracle. 42 00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:32,032 Dear, We Have Five Miracles. 43 00:02:32,032 --> 00:02:33,459 Smell It. 44 00:02:33,459 --> 00:02:36,032 Get Out Of Here. 45 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:39,965 That's Not The Interior Of Some New Automobile. 46 00:02:39,965 --> 00:02:42,037 You Know You Love Babies. 47 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:44,032 We'd Bring One Home 48 00:02:44,032 --> 00:02:46,739 And You'd Spend Hours Just Looking At It. 49 00:02:46,739 --> 00:02:47,740 Cliff: Yeah. 50 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:50,035 It Would Grab Your Finger 51 00:02:50,035 --> 00:02:51,844 And You'd Laugh. 52 00:02:51,844 --> 00:02:58,036 You'd Say, "Look, Clair, I Can Put Her Whole Foot In My Mouth." 53 00:02:58,036 --> 00:03:02,688 But You Could Only Hold That Foot In There For So Long 54 00:03:02,688 --> 00:03:06,040 Then The Toes Start Moving And The Fun Is Over. 55 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:09,528 Let's Just Think About It. 56 00:03:09,528 --> 00:03:11,032 Suppose I Want One? 57 00:03:11,032 --> 00:03:14,032 You Can Try Having One Without Me. 58 00:03:14,032 --> 00:03:16,032 Come On, Cliff. Smell It. 59 00:03:16,032 --> 00:03:18,337 I Don't Want To Smell That Baby. 60 00:03:18,337 --> 00:03:20,032 Listen To Me, Please. 61 00:03:20,032 --> 00:03:22,032 This Thing Is A Trap. 62 00:03:22,032 --> 00:03:24,676 This Thing Can Sell Anything. 63 00:03:24,676 --> 00:03:29,348 But You Must Also Remember That This Grows Up. 64 00:03:29,348 --> 00:03:33,032 And It Gets High Marks On The I.Q. Test 65 00:03:33,032 --> 00:03:36,032 But Gets D's In School. 66 00:03:36,032 --> 00:03:41,693 This Grows Up And Takes The Car Driving All Around The City-- 67 00:03:41,693 --> 00:03:46,032 Has No License, Has No Driver's Permit-- 68 00:03:46,032 --> 00:03:49,768 Comes Back And Then Says, "What Did I Do Wrong?" 69 00:03:49,768 --> 00:03:51,370 I'm Telling You 70 00:03:51,370 --> 00:03:55,032 This Is False Advertising. 71 00:03:55,032 --> 00:03:58,040 This Is Totally Dishonest. 72 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,712 You Don't Want Another One? 73 00:04:00,712 --> 00:04:03,682 There Are Times-- And There Aren't Many-- 74 00:04:03,682 --> 00:04:08,032 When I Don't Even Want The Ones We Have Now. 75 00:04:08,032 --> 00:04:09,354 No, No, No. 76 00:04:09,354 --> 00:04:10,355 Rudy. 77 00:04:10,355 --> 00:04:12,032 Our Little Rudy. 78 00:04:12,032 --> 00:04:14,693 One Day She'll Be Gone 79 00:04:14,693 --> 00:04:19,040 And Then I Will Have My Wife Back. 80 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:23,032 I'm Not Sure This Feeling Will Go Away. 81 00:04:23,032 --> 00:04:27,039 You Just Tell It To Go Away. 82 00:04:27,039 --> 00:04:30,676 I Can't, Because It's A Very Deep Feeling. 83 00:04:30,676 --> 00:04:36,032 Say To It, Deeply, "Go Away." 84 00:04:36,032 --> 00:04:37,683 We'll Talk Later. 85 00:04:37,683 --> 00:04:41,353 Right Now I'm Taking The Baby Home. 86 00:04:41,353 --> 00:04:42,354 Good. 87 00:04:42,354 --> 00:04:45,357 And Don't You Come Back Anymore. 88 00:04:45,357 --> 00:04:47,693 You're A Troublemaker. 89 00:04:50,032 --> 00:04:51,463 Hey, Dad. 90 00:04:53,499 --> 00:04:55,034 What Did I Do? 91 00:04:55,034 --> 00:04:57,803 You Used To Smell Good. 92 00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:05,344 Dad, Where's The Baby? 93 00:05:05,344 --> 00:05:07,546 Mom Took The Baby Back. 94 00:05:07,546 --> 00:05:09,033 Didn't She Like It? 95 00:05:09,033 --> 00:05:11,035 She Liked It Too Much. 96 00:05:11,035 --> 00:05:13,033 Why Did She Take It Back? 97 00:05:13,033 --> 00:05:15,687 Because If Mom Wants A Baby 98 00:05:15,687 --> 00:05:17,723 She'll Have To Make It Herself. 99 00:05:17,723 --> 00:05:21,041 You Can Just Bring One Home From Work. 100 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:23,033 Mom's Having Another Baby? 101 00:05:23,033 --> 00:05:25,531 She's Just Thinking About It. 102 00:05:25,531 --> 00:05:27,033 Do We Want Another One? 103 00:05:27,033 --> 00:05:29,368 I Like The One That Was Here. 104 00:05:29,368 --> 00:05:31,670 AnotherBaby? 105 00:05:31,670 --> 00:05:34,032 Look, She's Just Thinking About It. 106 00:05:34,032 --> 00:05:35,841 Don't We Get A Vote? 107 00:05:35,841 --> 00:05:37,342 Vote For What? 108 00:05:37,342 --> 00:05:38,510 Dinner? 109 00:05:38,510 --> 00:05:39,778 I Want Pizza. 110 00:05:39,778 --> 00:05:41,813 We're Not Voting About Dinner. 111 00:05:41,813 --> 00:05:43,815 Is This A Dictatorship? 112 00:05:43,815 --> 00:05:45,034 Why Are We Voting? 113 00:05:45,034 --> 00:05:47,386 We're Not Voting For Anything. 114 00:05:47,386 --> 00:05:49,032 It Is A Dictatorship! 115 00:05:49,032 --> 00:05:51,690 It's Too Early To Talk About It. 116 00:05:51,690 --> 00:05:52,691 About What? 117 00:05:52,691 --> 00:05:54,359 Mom And A Baby. 118 00:05:54,359 --> 00:05:55,694 Mom's Pregnant? 119 00:05:55,694 --> 00:05:58,697 No, Mom Is Not Pregnant. 120 00:05:58,697 --> 00:06:01,032 (Sigh Of Relief) 121 00:06:02,039 --> 00:06:04,670 (Mimicking Sighs) 122 00:06:04,670 --> 00:06:08,036 What Does That Mean, Denise? 123 00:06:08,036 --> 00:06:11,040 You And Mom Are Getting Up There. 124 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,345 Meaning What? 125 00:06:13,345 --> 00:06:15,414 Theo: She Means You're Old. 126 00:06:15,414 --> 00:06:18,917 She Just Doesn't Want To Hurt Your Feelings. 127 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:21,520 And You Do? 128 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,655 I Don't Think You're Old. 129 00:06:23,655 --> 00:06:27,359 It's Not Like I Think You're Decrepit Or Anything 130 00:06:27,359 --> 00:06:29,861 But When Older People Have Babies 131 00:06:29,861 --> 00:06:32,631 It's Kind Of Embarrassing. 132 00:06:32,631 --> 00:06:34,833 There Are People-- 133 00:06:34,833 --> 00:06:36,668 I Happen To Know-- 134 00:06:36,668 --> 00:06:40,339 Who Are Much Older Than Your Mother And I 135 00:06:40,339 --> 00:06:43,034 And They Have Become Parents. 136 00:06:43,034 --> 00:06:47,679 Now If Your Mother And I Decide... 137 00:06:47,679 --> 00:06:50,032 To Have A Baby 138 00:06:50,032 --> 00:06:53,685 I'm Quite Sure That We Will Not Go 139 00:06:53,685 --> 00:06:57,522 Into The Guinness Book Of World Records. 140 00:06:57,522 --> 00:07:00,037 Hey, Then Why Don't You Wait? 141 00:07:02,032 --> 00:07:04,930 We Should Have Waited With You. 142 00:07:06,035 --> 00:07:10,032 Your Mother And I Haven't Made Up Our Minds. 143 00:07:10,032 --> 00:07:13,040 We Just Don't Know, Okay? 144 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,373 Good. 145 00:07:14,373 --> 00:07:15,574 What's That For? 146 00:07:15,574 --> 00:07:16,508 Nothing. 147 00:07:16,508 --> 00:07:21,847 No, You Got Some Teenage Words Of Wisdom To Spew Out? 148 00:07:21,847 --> 00:07:22,989 Nothing, Daddy-- It's Your Life. 149 00:07:22,989 --> 00:07:24,548 Just Don't Blow It. 150 00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:30,879 I'm Glad You Didn't Hold Back. 151 00:07:30,879 --> 00:07:32,554 Clair: I'm Home. 152 00:07:32,554 --> 00:07:34,216 Your Mom Is Here. 153 00:07:34,216 --> 00:07:38,554 I Want You Guys To Just Act Normally. 154 00:07:38,554 --> 00:07:40,355 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 155 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:57,339 They Just Love Looking At You, Dear. 156 00:07:57,339 --> 00:07:59,041 So Do I. 157 00:07:59,041 --> 00:08:00,876 (Whispering:) Get Out. 158 00:08:04,556 --> 00:08:07,883 Cliff, Today I Saw The Most Wonderful Thing. 159 00:08:07,883 --> 00:08:08,884 Look At This. 160 00:08:08,884 --> 00:08:10,558 Diapers? 161 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:13,188 Wait Till You See The Improvements. 162 00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:16,358 Five Years Ago, We Had Nothing Like This. 163 00:08:16,358 --> 00:08:17,561 Watch This. 164 00:08:17,561 --> 00:08:20,862 You Can Pull This Thing Open... 165 00:08:20,862 --> 00:08:23,365 And Peek Inside... 166 00:08:23,365 --> 00:08:26,554 And Close It Back Up Again. 167 00:08:26,554 --> 00:08:27,869 Rip. Snap. 168 00:08:31,041 --> 00:08:32,181 What Do You Think? 169 00:08:39,203 --> 00:08:42,485 And So The Wolf Said 170 00:08:42,485 --> 00:08:45,042 "Little Pig, Little Pig. 171 00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:49,113 Let Me In! Let Me In!" 172 00:08:49,113 --> 00:08:52,350 You Like That Voice? 173 00:08:52,350 --> 00:08:53,486 Why? 174 00:08:53,486 --> 00:08:55,486 You Did It Different Before. 175 00:08:55,486 --> 00:08:57,955 Well, That Was A Different Wolf. 176 00:08:57,955 --> 00:08:59,484 It's The Same Story. 177 00:08:59,484 --> 00:09:01,125 You Know, You're Right. 178 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:04,481 That Was The Wolf From Little Red Riding Hood. 179 00:09:04,481 --> 00:09:06,798 The One For The Little Pigs 180 00:09:06,798 --> 00:09:09,801 You Put Your Finger On My Nose, Remember? 181 00:09:09,801 --> 00:09:11,803 Now Give A Little Squeeze. 182 00:09:11,803 --> 00:09:13,037 Be Gentle, Now. 183 00:09:13,037 --> 00:09:14,486 Okay, Here We Go. 184 00:09:14,486 --> 00:09:16,307 "Little Pig, Little Pig. 185 00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:19,143 Let Me In!" 186 00:09:19,143 --> 00:09:23,147 All Right, Let Go Now Because This Wolf Has A Cold. 187 00:09:23,147 --> 00:09:24,449 Could We Talk? 188 00:09:24,449 --> 00:09:25,490 Uh, Yeah. 189 00:09:25,490 --> 00:09:27,084 Uh, Here. 190 00:09:27,084 --> 00:09:28,486 What About The Story? 191 00:09:28,486 --> 00:09:29,854 Don't Worry. 192 00:09:29,854 --> 00:09:32,190 Just Use This As A Bookmark 193 00:09:32,190 --> 00:09:34,485 And We'll Get Back To It. 194 00:09:35,927 --> 00:09:38,481 Aah! Ha, Ha. Ha, Ha. 195 00:09:38,481 --> 00:09:40,898 All Right. Lay It On Me. 196 00:09:40,898 --> 00:09:42,483 It's About The Baby. 197 00:09:42,483 --> 00:09:46,204 Uh, Your Mother And I May Not Have A Baby 198 00:09:46,204 --> 00:09:49,874 But I Certainly Hope You Have Something Waiting In Reserve 199 00:09:49,874 --> 00:09:51,309 To Worry About. 200 00:09:51,309 --> 00:09:54,482 Yeah, I Mean, What If You Do Have It? 201 00:09:54,482 --> 00:09:58,049 You Are Determined To Be Unhappy, Aren't You? 202 00:09:58,049 --> 00:10:00,384 My Friend Deidre Has A New Baby. 203 00:10:00,384 --> 00:10:01,953 She Says It's Horrible. 204 00:10:01,953 --> 00:10:04,486 It Cries For No Reason At All 205 00:10:04,486 --> 00:10:08,489 And Dad, Babies Don't Smell That Good All The Time. 206 00:10:09,861 --> 00:10:12,263 Couldn't We Forget About A Baby 207 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:14,265 And Get A Dog? 208 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,968 I Mean, Dogs Smell Great! 209 00:10:17,969 --> 00:10:19,871 No, They Don't. 210 00:10:19,871 --> 00:10:22,073 They Smell Better Than Babies Do. 211 00:10:22,073 --> 00:10:23,486 Only To Other Dogs. 212 00:10:23,486 --> 00:10:25,486 Now, Come Here, Please, Dear. 213 00:10:25,486 --> 00:10:28,486 No Matter What Comes Into This Houseelse 214 00:10:28,486 --> 00:10:31,282 You Will Always Be Loved By Us. 215 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,951 I Know You Worry, You Complain 216 00:10:33,951 --> 00:10:37,288 You See Problems Where There Are Problems Whatsoever.No 217 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:39,489 That's The Great Thing About You. 218 00:10:39,489 --> 00:10:41,025 You Know Why? 219 00:10:41,025 --> 00:10:43,027 You Are Our Vanessa. Understand? 220 00:10:43,027 --> 00:10:44,486 I Love You, Daddy. 221 00:10:44,486 --> 00:10:46,964 That Makes Me Feel Real Happy. 222 00:10:46,964 --> 00:10:50,301 Yes, And I Know This Feeling Shall Pass. 223 00:10:59,389 --> 00:11:01,347 Hi, Clair. 224 00:11:02,348 --> 00:11:03,391 Cliff! 225 00:11:03,391 --> 00:11:05,389 My Favorite Mother-In-Law. 226 00:11:05,389 --> 00:11:07,754 Oh, Vanessa. 227 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,189 Oh, My Baby. 228 00:11:10,392 --> 00:11:12,453 Girl, You're Getting Older Every Day. 229 00:11:12,453 --> 00:11:13,633 Doesn't Everyone? 230 00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:15,327 Not Me. 231 00:11:15,327 --> 00:11:16,703 Sit Down, Mom. 232 00:11:16,703 --> 00:11:19,706 We'll Talk In The Kitchen, Woman To Woman. 233 00:11:19,706 --> 00:11:22,325 Is Your Mother Having A Baby, Too? 234 00:11:22,325 --> 00:11:23,877 Come On, Mama 235 00:11:23,877 --> 00:11:25,323 Let's Go. 236 00:11:25,323 --> 00:11:26,913 Clair, What's The Matter? 237 00:11:26,913 --> 00:11:28,248 I Don't Know. 238 00:11:28,248 --> 00:11:29,332 You Tell Me. 239 00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:32,950 So What's Going On? 240 00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:35,534 Mama, Yesterday I Touched A Baby. 241 00:11:35,534 --> 00:11:37,602 Is That All? 242 00:11:37,602 --> 00:11:39,871 I Might Want Another One. 243 00:11:39,871 --> 00:11:41,943 You Held It, Huh? 244 00:11:41,943 --> 00:11:42,774 Uh-Huh. 245 00:11:42,774 --> 00:11:43,948 And You Smelled It? 246 00:11:43,948 --> 00:11:44,810 Uh-Huh. 247 00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:45,477 Cliff? 248 00:11:45,477 --> 00:11:46,745 He Wouldn't Smell It. 249 00:11:46,745 --> 00:11:47,946 Smart. 250 00:11:47,946 --> 00:11:49,314 Come On. 251 00:11:49,314 --> 00:11:50,944 Now This Is Serious. 252 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,944 I'm Not An Impetuous Person 253 00:11:52,944 --> 00:11:55,943 But When You Give Me A Tiny Baby 254 00:11:55,943 --> 00:11:59,591 And It's So Soft And Warm, And I Hold It... 255 00:11:59,591 --> 00:12:00,859 You Understand. 256 00:12:00,859 --> 00:12:02,461 Yes, It's The Trap. 257 00:12:02,461 --> 00:12:04,362 You, Too, Huh? 258 00:12:04,362 --> 00:12:08,600 When You And Cliff Got Married, What Did I Say? 259 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,947 "Have A Child." 260 00:12:09,947 --> 00:12:10,949 Why? 261 00:12:10,949 --> 00:12:12,537 Revenge. 262 00:12:13,538 --> 00:12:16,775 If You Want The Joy Of Children Without The Bother 263 00:12:16,775 --> 00:12:17,945 There's A Simple Answer. 264 00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:19,377 Grandchildren. 265 00:12:19,377 --> 00:12:20,950 They're Perfect. 266 00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:24,316 If You Don't Like Them, You Go Home. 267 00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:29,554 Mama, Didn't You Want Any More? 268 00:12:29,554 --> 00:12:30,355 Why? 269 00:12:30,355 --> 00:12:32,591 The Older You Are When They're Born 270 00:12:32,591 --> 00:12:34,893 The Older You Are When They Return. 271 00:12:34,893 --> 00:12:37,596 They Don't Come Back. 272 00:12:37,596 --> 00:12:39,297 John And Edna Morton-- 273 00:12:39,297 --> 00:12:40,565 You Remember Them? 274 00:12:40,565 --> 00:12:42,952 They Have A Daughter Your Age. 275 00:12:42,952 --> 00:12:44,569 She Came Back. 276 00:12:44,569 --> 00:12:45,952 Her Husband Left Her. 277 00:12:45,952 --> 00:12:48,952 Three Children: 14, 11 And Two. 278 00:12:48,952 --> 00:12:50,947 They All Came Back. 279 00:12:52,241 --> 00:12:54,012 That's One Isolated Incident. 280 00:12:54,012 --> 00:12:55,680 Ira And Maxine Davenport 281 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,817 Have A Son 45. 282 00:12:58,817 --> 00:13:00,151 His Wife Died. 283 00:13:00,151 --> 00:13:04,244 He Comes Home Bringing Two Boys, 23 And 21. 284 00:13:06,024 --> 00:13:08,026 None Of Them Are Working. 285 00:13:08,026 --> 00:13:09,243 Oh... 286 00:13:09,243 --> 00:13:11,896 Okay, So That's Two Isolated Incidents. 287 00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:14,245 Sidney And Ramona Hufnagle. 288 00:13:14,245 --> 00:13:16,242 Unmarried Comes Home...Daughter 289 00:13:16,242 --> 00:13:19,244 Do You Go Around Collecting These Stories? 290 00:13:19,244 --> 00:13:21,237 They're Not Just Stories. They Happen. 291 00:13:21,237 --> 00:13:26,243 Don't Let It Happen To You. 292 00:13:26,243 --> 00:13:28,244 How's The Feeling Now? 293 00:13:28,244 --> 00:13:30,615 Less. 294 00:13:30,615 --> 00:13:32,550 Take My Advice: Grandchildren. 295 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:33,885 Grandma! 296 00:13:33,885 --> 00:13:35,236 Hello. 297 00:13:35,236 --> 00:13:36,621 Sixteen. 298 00:13:37,889 --> 00:13:41,092 You'll Have One For Your Mama, Won't You? 299 00:13:41,092 --> 00:13:42,238 What? 300 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,561 A Baby. 301 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,729 Sure. 302 00:13:44,729 --> 00:13:46,097 Grandmother: Promise? 303 00:13:46,097 --> 00:13:48,166 Yeah. 304 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:50,236 Wait. 305 00:13:50,236 --> 00:13:52,537 Can I Finish High School First? 306 00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:57,236 Come On. Come On. No, No. 307 00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:58,810 No, No, No. 308 00:13:58,810 --> 00:14:00,241 Don't Even Try It! 309 00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:02,547 You Blew It Again. 310 00:14:02,547 --> 00:14:04,237 All Right. 311 00:14:04,237 --> 00:14:05,583 Cliff: Look Out. 312 00:14:10,021 --> 00:14:12,238 That Puts Me Two Ahead, Dad. 313 00:14:12,238 --> 00:14:14,959 You Don't Want To Call A Foul? 314 00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:18,236 Tired? 315 00:14:18,236 --> 00:14:20,565 No, But If You Need Rest... 316 00:14:20,565 --> 00:14:25,236 When I Was Your Age, We Played From Sunup To Sundown. 317 00:14:25,236 --> 00:14:28,640 When It Got Dark, We Carried Candles In Our Hand. 318 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:32,043 Did You Get Enough Rest, Or You Want To Talk Some More? 319 00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:35,046 Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. 320 00:14:35,046 --> 00:14:36,243 All Right. 321 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,243 You Better Be Alert Now. 322 00:14:38,243 --> 00:14:40,785 So You're Up By Two, Right? 323 00:14:40,785 --> 00:14:42,887 I Score Two To Tie. 324 00:14:47,237 --> 00:14:48,626 Hey! 325 00:15:04,245 --> 00:15:07,236 You're Not Going For That One? 326 00:15:07,236 --> 00:15:08,646 Huh? 327 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,048 All Right. Hey! 328 00:15:13,236 --> 00:15:14,552 Foul! 329 00:15:14,552 --> 00:15:15,887 No Way! 330 00:15:15,887 --> 00:15:17,236 Foul! 331 00:15:17,236 --> 00:15:18,556 Foul. 332 00:15:18,556 --> 00:15:20,558 That Was A Plain Miss. 333 00:15:20,558 --> 00:15:21,726 Foul. All Over Me. 334 00:15:21,726 --> 00:15:24,238 It's A Wonder I Can Get Up. 335 00:15:24,238 --> 00:15:26,238 How Come You're The Referee? 336 00:15:26,238 --> 00:15:29,000 I'm Not. Just Give Me The Ball. 337 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,001 It's Not Fair. 338 00:15:30,001 --> 00:15:33,171 Take It Up With The League Commissioner, Okay? 339 00:15:33,171 --> 00:15:34,241 But That's You, Too. 340 00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:35,873 Give Me The Ball. 341 00:15:35,873 --> 00:15:37,243 All Right. And Now 342 00:15:37,243 --> 00:15:42,237 Dr. H. Has To Make These Two Foul Shots To Tie You. 343 00:15:42,237 --> 00:15:44,239 And So, Here We Go. 344 00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:54,592 Could You Move It Along? 345 00:15:54,592 --> 00:15:57,629 I've Got School In 12 Hours. 346 00:16:06,244 --> 00:16:08,640 One More To Tie. 347 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,237 Just Shoot The Ball. 348 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,643 Hey! 349 00:16:11,643 --> 00:16:13,245 Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh. 350 00:16:15,236 --> 00:16:20,240 And Now To Embarrass My Son, I Will Make It Without Looking. 351 00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:39,236 Now... 352 00:16:39,236 --> 00:16:42,974 Young Huxtable Has A Chance To Win 353 00:16:42,974 --> 00:16:45,239 Because This Basket 354 00:16:45,239 --> 00:16:47,242 Wins It All. 355 00:16:47,242 --> 00:16:49,242 However, There's One Thing Missing. 356 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:56,238 He Has Never Beaten His Father In All His Life Ever! 357 00:16:56,238 --> 00:16:58,239 Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh. 358 00:16:58,239 --> 00:16:59,657 So Serious... 359 00:16:59,657 --> 00:17:01,238 Don't Even Try It! 360 00:17:01,238 --> 00:17:03,236 Don't Even Think About It! 361 00:17:04,236 --> 00:17:05,563 You... 362 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,236 I Won! Hey! 363 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:13,238 Waah-Hah! 364 00:17:13,238 --> 00:17:15,236 Ha, Ha, Ha! 365 00:17:15,236 --> 00:17:17,236 I Won, Dad! I Won! 366 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,244 I Was There When You Won. 367 00:17:19,244 --> 00:17:21,241 I Saw It. It's Okay. 368 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,648 You've Beat Me Hundreds Of Times. 369 00:17:23,648 --> 00:17:24,916 Yes, Indeed. 370 00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:26,236 Don't Help Me. 371 00:17:26,236 --> 00:17:27,719 I'll Get Up Myself. 372 00:17:27,719 --> 00:17:29,721 Look At It This Way. 373 00:17:29,721 --> 00:17:32,056 If You Have Another Kid Now 374 00:17:32,056 --> 00:17:34,058 You'd Never Beat Him Once. 375 00:17:34,058 --> 00:17:35,241 Mom, Guess What? 376 00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:38,730 You Don't Have To Yell And Tell Everybody Everything. 377 00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:45,236 Clair. 378 00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:52,043 Clair! 379 00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:10,241 Clair! 380 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,733 Oops. 381 00:18:16,968 --> 00:18:18,736 You Can't Sleep, Huh? 382 00:18:20,236 --> 00:18:21,672 Neither Can I. 383 00:18:21,672 --> 00:18:24,675 See, There's Something I Got To Tell You. 384 00:18:24,675 --> 00:18:26,236 A Clair... 385 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,679 I'm Old, Clair. 386 00:18:31,749 --> 00:18:34,886 And Clair, So Are You. 387 00:18:34,886 --> 00:18:36,241 You're Old, Too. 388 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,237 What? 389 00:18:38,237 --> 00:18:40,240 I'm Sorry To Tell You That. 390 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,692 Oh, Cliff. 391 00:18:41,692 --> 00:18:45,696 You Didn't Wake Me Up At Three O'clock In The Morning 392 00:18:45,696 --> 00:18:47,732 To Tell Me I'm Old? 393 00:18:47,732 --> 00:18:50,067 I've Known About It For Hours 394 00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:52,244 Since Theo Beat Me At Basketball. 395 00:18:52,244 --> 00:18:56,236 I Tried To Protect You As Long As I Could. 396 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,237 What Are You Talking About? 397 00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:01,242 Well, I'm Just Talking About This Baby. 398 00:19:01,242 --> 00:19:03,147 I Mean 399 00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:05,244 When We Had Our First Child 400 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:09,053 We Had Our Whole Life Ahead Of Us. 401 00:19:09,053 --> 00:19:11,241 If We Had One Now 402 00:19:11,241 --> 00:19:14,244 By The Time That Child Leaves Home 403 00:19:14,244 --> 00:19:17,240 We Will Be Ready To Go To One. 404 00:19:18,245 --> 00:19:19,964 Cliff... 405 00:19:21,799 --> 00:19:24,243 You Know This Feeling I've Been Having? 406 00:19:24,243 --> 00:19:27,772 Listen, Don't You Remember How When We Were Young 407 00:19:27,772 --> 00:19:31,876 We Planned Ahead And Said We Were Going To Go Places-- 408 00:19:31,876 --> 00:19:34,545 We Would Take Cruises Around The World. 409 00:19:34,545 --> 00:19:38,549 We Were Going To Go To Cairo And See The Pyramids. 410 00:19:38,549 --> 00:19:42,553 If We Have Another Child, By The Time We Get There 411 00:19:42,553 --> 00:19:45,957 The Pyramids Will Be Too Small For Our Eyes. 412 00:19:45,957 --> 00:19:48,659 It's A Very Deep And Urgent Feeling. 413 00:19:48,659 --> 00:19:53,239 But We Said We Were Going To Go To Paris 414 00:19:53,239 --> 00:19:56,667 We Were Going Strolling On The Champs Elysees 415 00:19:56,667 --> 00:20:01,606 And I'm Telling You, If We Wait, We'll Be Too Old To Stroll. 416 00:20:01,606 --> 00:20:02,940 It's Just A Feeling. 417 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,543 Like All Feelings, It Will Fade. 418 00:20:05,543 --> 00:20:08,112 We Were Going To Go To Rome... 419 00:20:08,112 --> 00:20:09,614 It Will Fade? 420 00:20:09,614 --> 00:20:12,683 I've Decided I Don't Want Another Baby. 421 00:20:12,683 --> 00:20:13,551 Really? 422 00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:15,236 I Thought I Did 423 00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:17,555 Because I Thought Having Another Child 424 00:20:17,555 --> 00:20:19,557 Would Make My Life Better. 425 00:20:19,557 --> 00:20:21,893 Then I Thought, "Better Than What?" 426 00:20:21,893 --> 00:20:23,244 My Life's Already Perfect. 427 00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:26,244 I've Got A Great Job, A Wonderful Family 428 00:20:26,244 --> 00:20:28,065 And A Loving Husband. 429 00:20:28,065 --> 00:20:29,066 Mmm, Clair... 430 00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:30,735 Who Thinks I'm Old. 431 00:20:30,735 --> 00:20:33,704 I Just Said That To Get Your Attention. 432 00:20:33,704 --> 00:20:35,706 Yes, You Did Say That. 433 00:20:35,706 --> 00:20:37,041 No... 434 00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:38,241 Are You Old? 435 00:20:38,241 --> 00:20:39,241 Well, No. 436 00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:40,544 Theo Cheats. 437 00:20:42,236 --> 00:20:43,614 Theo Cheats? 438 00:20:43,614 --> 00:20:46,241 Well, He Improves When I'm Not Looking. 439 00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:51,656 So When Do We Start Our Travels? 440 00:20:51,656 --> 00:20:55,917 Well, I Figure Rudy Will Enter College In 13 Years 441 00:20:55,917 --> 00:20:59,358 And We Can Start The Day After. 442 00:21:01,703 --> 00:21:03,396 Good Night, Cliff. 443 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,701 Good Night, Dear. 28760

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