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Rudy:
Vanessa!
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Vanessa!
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(Angrily)
Vanessa!
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Vanessa:
Mom, Tell Rudy
To Stop Saying My Name!
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Cliff?
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She Said, "Mom," Dear,
Not "Dad."
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That's Why They Have
Different Names For Us--
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So They Can Get Who They Want.
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But I'm Doing Our Books.
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I'll Do Them.
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You? You Hate Doing Books.
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When I See The Joy You Get
From Doing Them
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I Want To Do Books, Too.
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Vanessa!
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Vanessa:
Mom!
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♪ Clair. ♪
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Cliff.
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Should I Destroy
Them Now?
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Do Something.
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Rudy?!
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Yes?!
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This Is Your Father Talking.
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Get Down On
Your Hands And Knees.
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Now Put Your Ear To The Floor.
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Can You Hear Me?
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Rudy:
Yes!
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All Right. I'm Going
To Say This Only One Time:
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Stop It!
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The Secret To Handling Rudy
Is Just Ignore Her.
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After That,
Your Life Becomes Free.
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Spoken Like A Person
With No Children.
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Listen.
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Cliff:
Hmm?
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It's Quiet.
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Dad Has Spoken.
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There Will Be Peace
In The Valley.
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Rudy:
Vanessa!
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Vanessa:
Mom!
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Dad's Off The Couch.
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He's Moving In...
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Look Out!
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Daa!
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Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
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Now Where
Are You Going?
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To The Bathroom.
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I Don't Think You Have To Go.
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What If You're Wrong?
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Then The Three Of Us Will
Soon Find Out, Won't We?
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You Are Bothering
The Princess Vanessa
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Aren't You?
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No, Daddy.
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Is It Your Voice That I Hear
That's Saying, "Vanessa"?
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Yes.
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Is It Your Throat
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That's Allowing Your Voice
To Say, "Vanessa"?
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Yes.
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Is It Your Brain
That Tells Your Throat
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To Let The Voice Say, "Vanessa"?
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Yes.
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Then You Are
Bothering Vanessa.
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No, She's Bothering Me.
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How?
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By Not Answering
When I Say, "Vanessa."
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I'm Trying To
Do My Homework
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And She's
Bothering Me.
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I Understand That.
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I'm Going To
Separate You Two
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And You'll Have The Room
To Yourself.
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Do You Understand?
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Now, Listen.
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You Know You Love To Play
In Mom And Dad's Room.
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Dad's Got
A Biggie
For You.
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You Can Play In Our Room
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Until Dad
Comes To Get You, Okay?
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Oh, Boy!
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Hey!
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Hi, Mom.
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey! What Time
Does School Let Out?
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3:00.
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Cliff:
Hey!
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What Time Is It?
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5:00.
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Hey.
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Want To Talk About
Two Missing Hours?
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I've Been Going
To Football Tryouts.
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Today I Found Out
I Made The Team.
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See,
Look--
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Here's Some
Of Our Plays.
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Me And The Guys Decided To Go
For Football And Goof Around.
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But The First Day,
Sammy And Mouth Got Cut.
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The Next Day, Joel
And Cockroach Got Bounced.
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Who?
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Cockroach.
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I Figured I'd Be Next,
So I Didn't Tell You.
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But They
Never Cut Me.
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They Kept Me.
I'm On The Team.
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Get Out Of Here.
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Really!
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It's The
"Thirty-One Sweep."
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I Ran This
In College.
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Back When They
Didn't Wear Face Masks.
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Is That What Happened
To Your Nose?
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(Giggle)
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A Small Price To Pay
For A First Down.
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It's Okay
If I Play?
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This Won't Interfere
With Schoolwork?
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Mom, I'm Going To Work
Real Hard... At Everything.
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All Right.
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You'd Better
Do Your Homework.
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Right, Dad.
No Problem.
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Happy?
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My Boy.
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My... Son.
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Football.
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Football.
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My Son. My Boy.
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In The Stands:
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"Is That Your Son?"
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"Yes, That's My Boy."
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"Is He The One Running Down
The Field For The Touchdown
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With The Name Huxtable
On The Back?"
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"That's My Son.
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"I Would Have Done It Myself,
But I'm Too Old Now
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So I Passed The Business
On To Him."
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Huxtable And Son.
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Yes,
Indeed.
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Go To Dinners:
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"And The Athlete Of The
Century: Young Huxtable.
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"Sitting Next To Him Was
The Athlete Of The Old Century
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Old Huxtable."
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My Son.
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I'm Telling You,
My Prayers Have Been Answered
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And The Circle
Will Not Be Broken.
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This May
Be Impossible
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But Do You Think
You Can Calm Down?
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Calm? Sure. Perfectly Calm.
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Cliff, Your Eyes Are Dancing.
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Are They?
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Mm-Hmm.
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Let Me See.
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They Are.
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Yes, They Are.
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They Are Dancing!
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Sit Down.
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No. Do Me A Favor.
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Say It Again.
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I Want To
See Them Dance.
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Say It!
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Football.
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There They Go!
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Okay, Now,
Who Is This?
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You. Again.
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Well, At Least
You Could Look...
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You Know. All Right
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Here We Go:
The Groverton
Game. 1958.
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Backfield Of
Harry Jefferson
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Don Consul, Toby
Wilson And Me.
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We Are Down
By Six Points
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800,000 People
In The Stands
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Three Seconds
Left To Go
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Our Ball On
Their Two-Yard Line
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And Who
Did They Go To?
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Toby Wilson.
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Right! And We Lost!
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Should Have Gone To You.
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That's Right.
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When We Went
To The Class Reunion
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People Didn't Say
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"How You Doing?
You Look Wonderful."
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First Thing Out Of
Their Mouths Was
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"They Should Have
Gone To You."
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For The Past
Two Hours
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It's Been
Football Non-Stop.
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Theo's Half Mine.
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I Might Have Plans For Him.
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Like What?
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Like Follow In My Footsteps
And Become A Lawyer.
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No Better Way To Prepare
For Law Than Football.
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Wait A Minute. Time Out.
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What I'm Saying Is
Like Me In Med School.
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Now, Final Exams
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People Are Running
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Up And Down The Hallway
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Jumping Out Of Windows,
Setting Themselves On Fire
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"Oh, My Goodness, I Don't Know
What I'm Going To Do."
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Me, I'm Dancing In The Hallways
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Saying, "Pour It On.
Give Me Tougher Exams.
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What? Is This The Best
You Can Hand Me?"
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People
Said
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"You're Not Scared?"
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I Said, "No."
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They Said, "Why?"
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I Said, "Football."
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I Read An Article
About Teenage Boys And Football.
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Know What They Said
Their Biggest Problem Is?
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Naughty Cheerleaders On The Bus.
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Fathers.
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Look, I Am Not Going
To Put Pressure On The Boy.
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If He's Good, Great.
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If He's Bad...
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But If He Quits, He's Dead.
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Dad.
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My Boy.
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Can You Give Me Some
Football Pointers?
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Son, I'll Be Happy
To Teach You All I Know.
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Cliff.
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Of Course,
It's Been A Long Time.
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After Dinner.
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00:10:00,877 --> 00:10:03,279
About The Game
Of Football.
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00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,404
Is Rudy Coming?
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00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:06,816
I Haven't Seen Her.
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00:10:06,816 --> 00:10:10,404
I Forgot. I Left Her
Up In The Room.
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00:10:14,224 --> 00:10:15,407
Huh?
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00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,927
Ready!
Thirty-Five! Hut!
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00:10:17,927 --> 00:10:19,404
Play!
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00:10:26,169 --> 00:10:29,407
Cliff:
What Do You Mean,
I Forgot About You?
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00:10:29,407 --> 00:10:31,774
It's Only Been
A Few Hours.
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00:10:31,774 --> 00:10:33,109
Nobody Likes Me.
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00:10:33,109 --> 00:10:34,404
Are You Kidding?
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00:10:34,404 --> 00:10:36,079
Everybody's
Waiting For You.
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00:10:36,079 --> 00:10:39,082
Vanessa Refused To Eat
Until You Showed Up.
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00:10:39,082 --> 00:10:40,405
Great Dinner,
Mom.
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It Was
Delicious.
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00:10:41,884 --> 00:10:45,054
All Right, Then
Just The Two Of Us
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Will Sit Down And
Have A Lovely Dinner.
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00:10:48,258 --> 00:10:50,412
I Don't Eat With Fibbers!
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I'll Get Her.
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00:10:54,097 --> 00:10:58,408
Well, The Fibber Will
Just Have To Eat Alone.
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00:11:17,823 --> 00:11:20,292
Are You Really
Going To Wear That?
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00:11:20,292 --> 00:11:24,970
This Is A Real
Football Uniform--
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The Kind That Men Wore.
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00:11:27,968 --> 00:11:32,571
This Is All The Protection
We Needed.
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Tell Him How You Were
CarriedOff The Field.
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Only To Get Your Attention.
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My Boy, You Are About
To Become A Part
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Of The Huxtable
Tradition.
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Starting With
Your Great Great
Grandfather--
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General
Theo Huxtable.
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00:11:52,358 --> 00:11:55,527
My Great Great Grandfather
Was A General?
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00:11:55,527 --> 00:11:58,664
No, That Was His Nickname.
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00:11:58,664 --> 00:11:59,732
General?
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He Gave It To Himself
Because He Was A Big Man
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And A Man That Size
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00:12:05,704 --> 00:12:08,977
When He Said, "Call Me General"
Everybody Said, "Okay."
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00:12:08,977 --> 00:12:10,968
So Here We Go.
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00:12:10,968 --> 00:12:12,644
Hey, That's
Real Interesting.
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Tell Me More.
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00:12:13,975 --> 00:12:15,975
No, We Don't Have Time.
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00:12:15,975 --> 00:12:18,617
We Have To Get Out There.
253
00:12:18,617 --> 00:12:19,968
Here We Go!
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00:12:19,968 --> 00:12:21,487
Hut Two!
255
00:12:21,487 --> 00:12:23,555
No, Don't
Rub It.
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00:12:23,555 --> 00:12:25,970
That's The Calcium Deposit
Building Up.
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00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:27,459
Play Ball!
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00:12:27,459 --> 00:12:29,971
Hut! Hut! Hut!
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00:12:29,971 --> 00:12:31,630
(Groan)
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00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:33,565
Move The Feet!
Move The Feet!
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General, I'm Sending You One.
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00:12:39,697 --> 00:12:41,697
Rudy?
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00:12:41,697 --> 00:12:47,113
Rudy, Please
Talk To Me.
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00:12:47,113 --> 00:12:48,842
I Could Come In,
If You Like.
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00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,940
Hi.
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00:13:03,228 --> 00:13:06,231
You Know, Rudy,
You've Really Got It Rough.
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You're The Youngest
In The Family
268
00:13:08,577 --> 00:13:11,581
And Nobody Wants
To Play With You.
269
00:13:11,581 --> 00:13:14,439
They Tease
You.
270
00:13:14,439 --> 00:13:17,309
You Wonder If There's
Anything Worse Than Being Five.
271
00:13:17,309 --> 00:13:18,582
There Is--
272
00:13:18,582 --> 00:13:20,412
Four.
273
00:13:20,412 --> 00:13:22,281
Five Is Better Than Four?
274
00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:24,216
Yes. They're Babies.
275
00:13:24,216 --> 00:13:27,052
So Be Proud Of Being Five--
276
00:13:27,052 --> 00:13:28,577
Like "Yay, Five."
277
00:13:28,577 --> 00:13:32,581
Think Of All The Things
Five-Year-Olds Can Do.
278
00:13:32,581 --> 00:13:35,160
You Can Tie Your
Own Shoelaces.
279
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,577
You Can Dial
The Phone...
280
00:13:37,577 --> 00:13:38,897
Go To
Kindergarten.
281
00:13:38,897 --> 00:13:41,166
Last Year You Couldn't Do That.
282
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:44,436
Because I Was Nothing.
283
00:13:44,436 --> 00:13:46,585
No, You Were Never Nothing.
284
00:13:46,585 --> 00:13:48,440
You Just Weren't Five.
285
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:49,585
I'm Five Now.
286
00:13:49,585 --> 00:13:53,212
And You Can Do Things
You Couldn't Do Before.
287
00:13:53,212 --> 00:13:54,583
What About That?
288
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,950
Yay, Five.
289
00:13:57,950 --> 00:14:00,152
Yay, Five.
290
00:14:00,152 --> 00:14:02,387
Mommy, How Old Are You?
291
00:14:02,387 --> 00:14:03,577
Old.
292
00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:05,424
Yay, Old.
293
00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:16,235
All Right,
Just Remember--
294
00:14:16,235 --> 00:14:18,577
Keep Your Center
Of Gravity Low
295
00:14:18,577 --> 00:14:20,072
Shoulders Square.
296
00:14:20,072 --> 00:14:22,074
Got It, Dad.
You've Got It.
297
00:14:22,074 --> 00:14:23,581
Take A Shower.
298
00:14:25,244 --> 00:14:29,081
Dad, You Really Showed Me
A Lot Out There.
299
00:14:29,081 --> 00:14:32,582
You've Got Some Great Moves
For A Guy Your Age.
300
00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:35,888
I Figure I Won't
Completely Fall Apart
301
00:14:35,888 --> 00:14:38,156
Until Next Week Sometime.
302
00:14:40,577 --> 00:14:42,578
How Does He Look?
303
00:14:46,531 --> 00:14:49,368
Cliff, Your Eyes.
304
00:14:49,368 --> 00:14:53,538
I Don't Think They're
Going To Dance For A While.
305
00:14:55,073 --> 00:14:56,581
Tell Me About It.
306
00:14:56,581 --> 00:15:00,879
I Went Out There
With No Preconceived Ideas.
307
00:15:00,879 --> 00:15:02,881
Do You Understand?
308
00:15:02,881 --> 00:15:07,219
I Just Wanted To See
What The Boy Has.
309
00:15:07,219 --> 00:15:10,222
The Boy Has Nothing.
310
00:15:11,585 --> 00:15:13,458
He Made The Team.
311
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:17,129
There Are 45 People
On The Football Team.
312
00:15:17,129 --> 00:15:19,581
Only 22 Of Them
Get To Play.
313
00:15:19,581 --> 00:15:24,583
The Other 23 Are To Keep The
Bench From Flying Up In The Air
314
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:27,272
When The Real Players
Go Out There.
315
00:15:27,272 --> 00:15:28,585
Start From The Beginning.
316
00:15:28,585 --> 00:15:31,310
We Get Out To The Field.
317
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,912
The Boy Snatches
The Ball From Me
318
00:15:33,912 --> 00:15:37,586
Runs Down To The End Zone,
Spikes The Ball
319
00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:41,585
And Then Starts
To Do Some Kind Of Dance.
320
00:15:41,585 --> 00:15:43,583
For 20 Minutes He Danced.
321
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:46,925
I Thought Rain
Was Going To Fall.
322
00:15:48,493 --> 00:15:51,330
Then The Boy Comes Running Back
323
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:56,586
And Says To Me, "How Do You Like
My Dance For After I Score?"
324
00:15:56,586 --> 00:15:58,579
I Said, "Great!"
325
00:15:58,579 --> 00:16:02,040
The Boy Is Not Going To Score.
326
00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:07,346
He Must Have Some Skills.
327
00:16:07,346 --> 00:16:11,577
I Threw The Ball To Him,
He Caught It.
328
00:16:11,577 --> 00:16:12,577
There You Go.
329
00:16:12,577 --> 00:16:14,886
No-- I Said,
"Son, It's Better
330
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:18,357
To Catch The Ball
Before It Hits Your Face."
331
00:16:18,357 --> 00:16:20,926
Okay, So He's Not A Receiver.
332
00:16:20,926 --> 00:16:22,995
I Said, "Okay, Punt."
333
00:16:22,995 --> 00:16:25,530
He Took The Ball, Kicked It.
334
00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:28,133
The Ball Went Backwards.
335
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:31,583
In Order For Him
To Kick In The Game
336
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:35,173
They Center The Ball To Him,
He Catches It
337
00:16:35,173 --> 00:16:37,584
Turns Around,
Then He Kicks The Ball.
338
00:16:41,446 --> 00:16:45,577
I See You Shaking Your Head,
Saying "Football Father."
339
00:16:45,577 --> 00:16:47,583
You're Not One?
340
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,582
Aha.
Aha What?
341
00:16:49,582 --> 00:16:53,581
The First Sign Of Being One
Is Denial.
342
00:16:53,581 --> 00:16:56,577
I Know What
A Football Father Is.
343
00:16:56,577 --> 00:17:01,584
I'm Telling You That Right Now,
Theo Is Terrible.
344
00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:05,904
He's 13 And If You Tell
Him That, It Will Destroy Him.
345
00:17:05,904 --> 00:17:08,577
I Didn't Tell Him.
346
00:17:08,577 --> 00:17:11,586
I'm Telling You.
347
00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:13,581
Is He Really That Bad?
348
00:17:14,581 --> 00:17:16,577
Worse.
349
00:17:18,116 --> 00:17:19,117
Dad?
350
00:17:19,117 --> 00:17:21,581
Yes, Theo, My Boy.
351
00:17:23,221 --> 00:17:26,892
I've Been Thinking About
The Huxtable Football Tradition.
352
00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:31,263
Is There Room In It
For A Guy Who's Not A Star?
353
00:17:31,263 --> 00:17:32,497
Sure.
354
00:17:32,497 --> 00:17:36,586
I Might Not Get
Much Playing Time At All--
355
00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:38,581
Like Maybe None.
356
00:17:38,581 --> 00:17:42,582
Whatever You Do, We'll Be
In The Stands Cheering You On.
357
00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:43,909
Thanks, Mom.
358
00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:45,510
You, Too, Dad?
359
00:17:48,578 --> 00:17:51,578
What Was The Question?
360
00:17:51,578 --> 00:17:53,118
Will You Be Cheering?
361
00:17:53,118 --> 00:17:57,422
Oh, I'll Have Your Mother
On My Shoulders.
362
00:17:57,422 --> 00:18:00,225
I've Got A Lot To Learn, Huh?
363
00:18:00,225 --> 00:18:04,577
Well, You Know,
You Have Your Dance Down Pat.
364
00:18:04,577 --> 00:18:06,898
You've Got That Covered.
365
00:18:06,898 --> 00:18:11,236
Now All You Have To Do
Is Learn The Skills
366
00:18:11,236 --> 00:18:14,239
That Will Put You
Into The End Zone
367
00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:16,584
So You Can Do
Your Wonderful Dance.
368
00:18:16,584 --> 00:18:18,578
That Could Take Weeks.
369
00:18:18,578 --> 00:18:20,879
Years.
370
00:18:20,879 --> 00:18:22,948
Years?!
371
00:18:22,948 --> 00:18:24,577
Not Real Years.
372
00:18:24,577 --> 00:18:27,986
I Mean, You Play
In The Fall Only.
373
00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:33,892
The Question You Have
To Ask Yourself Is:
374
00:18:33,892 --> 00:18:35,894
Is It Worth It?
375
00:18:35,894 --> 00:18:38,096
I'm Just Happy
To Be On The Team.
376
00:18:38,096 --> 00:18:39,297
Really?
377
00:18:39,297 --> 00:18:42,577
When We're Practicing,
Kids Come Around And Watch.
378
00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:46,905
They Can't Come On The Field
Because They're Not On The Team.
379
00:18:46,905 --> 00:18:50,584
I May Never Make First String,
But I'm On The Field.
380
00:18:53,577 --> 00:18:55,577
Okay.
381
00:18:55,577 --> 00:18:59,451
But You Better Keep
That Bench From Flying Up.
382
00:18:59,451 --> 00:19:00,578
What?
383
00:19:00,578 --> 00:19:02,220
No, I'm Dead Serious.
384
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,389
When That Team Runs Out There
385
00:19:04,389 --> 00:19:08,577
You Let That Bench Fly Up
And Hit Somebody In The Head
386
00:19:08,577 --> 00:19:10,583
I'll Come Down There, Boy...
387
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,898
Mom, What's He
Talking About?
388
00:19:12,898 --> 00:19:17,583
Listen, Show Mom
The Dance That You...
389
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,577
You Know, When You...
390
00:19:43,577 --> 00:19:46,198
There It Is--
The Groverton Game
391
00:19:46,198 --> 00:19:48,583
And I Still
Cannot Understand
392
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:51,577
Why They Didn't
Go To Me.
393
00:19:51,577 --> 00:19:53,581
I Think I Can.
394
00:19:53,581 --> 00:19:55,577
You're Kidding.
Why?
395
00:19:55,577 --> 00:19:57,909
Five Minutes
Left On The Clock
396
00:19:57,909 --> 00:20:00,212
And Your Team Has The Ball.
397
00:20:00,212 --> 00:20:03,915
They Hand It To Someone
Who Breaks Through The Line.
398
00:20:03,915 --> 00:20:05,283
He Gets Hit.
399
00:20:05,283 --> 00:20:07,285
But That
Doesn't Stop Him
400
00:20:07,285 --> 00:20:10,488
Because He's
Got Some Moves.
401
00:20:10,488 --> 00:20:14,359
He's Spinning By The Tacklers,
Leaping Over The Linebackers.
402
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:18,029
I Won't Say
Who The Someone Is.
403
00:20:18,029 --> 00:20:20,579
But The Someone Is In This Room.
404
00:20:20,579 --> 00:20:22,584
In This Room?
405
00:20:22,584 --> 00:20:26,938
Now, There Is No One Between
The Someone And The Goal Line
406
00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:29,580
And As He's Racing
Down The Field
407
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:32,277
He Turns To Look At His Fiancee.
408
00:20:32,277 --> 00:20:35,180
He Holds The Ball Up
And Waves To Her.
409
00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:37,577
What A Man.
410
00:20:37,577 --> 00:20:40,582
As He Brings The Ball Down,
His Knee Comes Up
411
00:20:40,582 --> 00:20:41,920
Knocks The Ball Backwards
412
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,522
Into The Hands
Of The Groverton Tackler
413
00:20:44,522 --> 00:20:47,392
Who Runs In The Opposite
Direction And Scores.
414
00:20:47,392 --> 00:20:48,586
Now, Who Did That?
415
00:20:48,586 --> 00:20:52,577
Toby Wilson.
416
00:20:52,577 --> 00:20:53,582
He's Not Here.
417
00:20:53,582 --> 00:20:56,935
Clair Huxtable.
418
00:20:56,935 --> 00:21:00,584
I Was Just Trying To Show You
That I Loved You.
419
00:21:00,584 --> 00:21:02,583
You Were Showing Off.
420
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:05,577
It Will Be A Cold Day
421
00:21:05,577 --> 00:21:09,014
The Next Time I Wave
Anything At You...
422
00:21:10,015 --> 00:21:12,017
Miss Thing.
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