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Dad!
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Oh, God, No!
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Dad,
Are You Asleep?
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Dad?
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What?
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I Have Something
To Tell You.
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Is It Important?
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Yes, Dad.
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How Important?
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An "Eight."
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A Child's "Eight"
Or An Adult's "Eight"?
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I Don't Know.
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I've Never Been
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An Adult.
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Vanessa...
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I Just Finished Working
18 Hours In The Hospital.
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I Delivered Over 8,000 Babies.
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I'm Really, Really Tired
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And If This Is Not
Really, Really Important
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I'm Going To Be
Really, ReallyAngry.
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If I Tell You And
It's Not Important
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You'll Be Angry.
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If I Don't Tell
And It Is Important
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You'll Be Angry.
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Why Did I
Come Downstairs?
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To Punish Me.
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Dad...
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What Is It?
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Rudy's Home.
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There Better Be More.
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There Is.
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You Know Rudy's Pet Goldfish,
Lamont?
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Yes.
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The One You Bought
Because She Ate Her Peas?
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Don't Think I'm Complaining
Because I Eat My Peas
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And You Don't
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Buy Me
A Thing.
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Is This About
Buying You Something?
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No, It's About Rudy's Goldfish.
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What About Rudy's Goldfish?
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He's Dead.
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I'm Sorry.
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Rudy Doesn't Know Yet.
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You're Sure It's Dead?
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Are Fish Supposed To
Float On Their Backs?
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Rudy Doesn't Know It Yet?
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She's Feeding Him.
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And He's Not Eating.
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Now You're Cooking.
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I'm Glad
You're Home.
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Hi, Mom.
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Wait Till You Hear
What I Did Today.
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Not Now, Dear.
We've Got A Problem.
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What Is It?
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Rudy's Goldfish
Is Dead.
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How Is She
Taking It?
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She Doesn't Know Yet.
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Dad's Going To Break It To Her
While I Watch.
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Tough One, Dad?
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I Don't Think You Understand
The Relationship
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Between Rudy And Lamont.
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When I Took Her
Into The Pet Store
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We Came In Front Of
This Huge Fish Tank.
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She Walked Up To It
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And She Said,
"I Want That One."
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The Man Took The Net,
Went In...
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Caught A Fish,
Put It In The Bag.
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She Said, "That's Not Him."
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There Are
10,000 Fish--
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All Look The Same--
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In That Tank.
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My Daughter Says,
"That's Not Him."
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Finally, The Man Steps Down,
Hands Rudy The Net.
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Rudy Climbs Up
On A Crate...
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Holds The Net Out--
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It Doesn't
Touch The Water.
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Lamont Jumps Up...
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Into The Net.
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She Shows Him
To The Man.
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He Says, "That's Him."
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I Said To The Man,
"It Was All The Time."
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Daddy?
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Yes, Dear?
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Are You Stalling?
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That Was A Very
Touching Story.
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Yes, Daddy...
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A Long Touching Story.
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Hi, Rudy.
What You Doing?
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Playing.
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So...
How's Everything?
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Fine.
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Good.
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Is Everything
Okay?
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Uh-Huh.
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That's What You Think.
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Well, Doctor?
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Rudy, Daddy Wants
To Talk To You
About Lamont.
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Lamont?
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Yeah.
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You See, Dear,
Lamont Has Gone Away.
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No, He Hasn't.
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He's Right Here.
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Well, Yes...
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And No.
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You See...
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Goldfish Are
Not Very Strong
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And Sometimes,
Without Warning
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They Just Stop...
Doing Things... Forever.
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Do You
Understand
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What I'm Saying?
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Uh-Huh.
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What Am I Saying?
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I Don't Know.
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Dad, Let Me Try.
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Hey, What's Going On?
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Rudy...
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What Dad's
Trying To Tell You Is
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Your Goldfish
Is Decreased.
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Close.
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Deceased.
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What's "Deceased"?
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Dead.
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What's Dead?
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Your Goldfish.
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Yuck!
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Dad, He Is Dead.
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No!
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Lamont Is More
Than Just A Body.
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He Is Funny Stories.
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He's Nibbling Food.
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He's Swimming
Through The Lighthouse.
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Lamont Will Always
Be With Us.
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Oh... Well, Yeah.
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Can I Flush
The Body?
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Go To Your Room.
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What Did I Say?
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Go To Your Room.
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You Unfeeling Beast!
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Come Over Here, Honey.
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Daddy,
Is He Really Dead?
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You Can Cry
If You Want To.
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Maybe Later.
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Think We Could
Do Something
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To Cheer
Her Up?
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Let's Fix Her Favorite Dinner.
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That's A Great Idea.
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Hot Dogs!
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That's Your
Favorite Dinner.
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00:09:05,742 --> 00:09:07,809
How About Your Famous
Scrambled Eggs?
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That's What We'll Do
For Her.
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What Else
Could We Do?
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She's Always
Wanted A Dog.
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No, You Wanted
A Dog.
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Here We Go--
Dad's Famous Eggs.
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It's A Good Thing
He Didn't Serve Fish.
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Unless You're Planning On
Eating That Basketball
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Get It Off The Table.
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What's The Matter With You?
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All Right, Now...
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Look, Honey,
You've Got To Eat.
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I Made These
Special For You.
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Could I
Leave The Table?
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Just Take
A Little Bite.
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I'm Too Sad To Eat.
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That's
All Right.
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Come On,
We'll Go Upstairs.
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Oh, Rudy...
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Your Mama Did The Most
Fantastic Thing At Work Today.
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Mom, Not Now.
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00:10:14,321 --> 00:10:17,501
You Guys Don't Seem To Care
About Your Sister.
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Daddy, Don't You Think
You're Blowing This
Out Of Proportion?
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It's Just A Dead Fish.
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Right.
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Sounds Like
Flush-A-Bye Time To Me.
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We'll All Gather
Around The Bathroom Bowl.
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And Then... Swoosh--
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Flush Him
Off To Glory.
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Why Don't We Say A Prayer
Before We Hit The Handle?
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A Funeral For A Fish.
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00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,853
That's Not A Bad Idea.
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00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:50,124
Why Not Have
Reverend Windingham
Deliver A Eulogy?
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That's A Better Idea.
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Daddy!
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00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:54,500
Daddy, Come On.
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We Were Only Kidding!
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Dad, It's Okay
To Be Weird Here
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00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,504
But You're Going
Outside The House Now.
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00:11:02,504 --> 00:11:04,338
What Are You Doing?!
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00:11:04,338 --> 00:11:05,339
Daddy, Please..!
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00:11:05,339 --> 00:11:06,340
Hello, Reverend?
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00:11:06,340 --> 00:11:07,505
He's A Minister.
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00:11:07,505 --> 00:11:09,508
He'll Tell God
We're Crazy.
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00:11:09,508 --> 00:11:11,505
Just A Minute,
Please.
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00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,502
We'll Do
Anything You Say.
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00:11:13,502 --> 00:11:15,500
You'll Come
To The Funeral?
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00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,017
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
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00:11:17,017 --> 00:11:20,320
You'll Do Whatever
I Ask You To?
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00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,289
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
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00:11:28,195 --> 00:11:30,500
You'll Wear
Funeral Clothing?
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00:11:31,501 --> 00:11:32,506
Hello, Reverend?
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00:11:32,506 --> 00:11:34,334
Yes!!
Yes!!
Yes!!
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00:11:35,335 --> 00:11:37,971
Just A Religious Question.
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00:11:37,971 --> 00:11:39,500
Uh... Christmas--
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00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:45,012
Will It Be The Same Time Again
As Last Year?
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I See.
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All Right.
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00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,051
Yeah, December 25th.
All Righty.
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Okay. Nice Talking To You.
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00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:54,321
Bye-Bye.
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00:12:08,426 --> 00:12:09,961
Okay.
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00:12:09,961 --> 00:12:12,430
So... Tell Me
About Your Day.
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00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:13,798
My Day?
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00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:26,143
Yes. You Know,
The Exciting News.
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00:12:26,143 --> 00:12:28,484
Forget
About That.
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00:12:31,916 --> 00:12:34,479
Okay, Well, I Know
What That Means.
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00:12:34,479 --> 00:12:40,484
Filing Of The Nails Means
Dead Husband On The Floor.
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00:12:42,097 --> 00:12:44,454
I'm Going To Sit In This Chair--
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00:12:44,454 --> 00:12:45,456
You Promise?
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00:12:45,456 --> 00:12:46,855
I Swear.
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00:12:46,855 --> 00:12:49,458
I'm Not Getting Out
Of This Chair.
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00:12:52,894 --> 00:12:57,456
Last Week, I Was Reading
The Verdi Construction Contract.
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00:12:57,456 --> 00:13:00,302
Verdi Construction Contract.
I Know It Well.
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00:13:00,302 --> 00:13:03,205
Cliff, Shut Up And Listen.
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00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,458
Nobody At Work Would Touch It.
225
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,911
Everybody Thought
It Was A Hopeless Case
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00:13:09,911 --> 00:13:11,455
But I Found This Loophole...
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00:13:11,455 --> 00:13:13,458
(Beeping)
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00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,284
Go Ahead. Go Ahead.
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00:13:16,284 --> 00:13:17,419
That's Your Beeper.
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00:13:17,419 --> 00:13:19,461
I Know. I Heard It.
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00:13:19,461 --> 00:13:21,023
Loophole. Go Ahead.
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00:13:21,023 --> 00:13:24,461
I Found This Loophole That
Saved The Client Over $10,000.
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00:13:24,461 --> 00:13:26,910
Everybody In The Office
Got So Excited
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00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:29,679
Even Mr. Greenbrook Senior...
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00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:30,614
Uh-Oh.
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00:13:30,614 --> 00:13:32,301
Came To Shake My Hand.
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00:13:32,301 --> 00:13:34,303
(Beeping)
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00:13:35,886 --> 00:13:37,309
Go Ahead.
Go Ahead.
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00:13:37,309 --> 00:13:38,855
Mr. Greenbrook Senior...
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00:13:38,855 --> 00:13:40,690
Shouldn't You Make That Call?
241
00:13:40,690 --> 00:13:42,959
No, Because If
It's An Emergency
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They Give One Long Beep.
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00:13:44,694 --> 00:13:48,899
Go Ahead. Mr. Greenbrook
Senior Came Out Of The Office.
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00:13:48,899 --> 00:13:53,301
Mr. Greenbrook Senior
Came Out Of The Office
To Shake My Hand...
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00:13:53,301 --> 00:13:58,307
(Long Beep)
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Okay. Uh, Go Ahead.
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00:14:01,302 --> 00:14:02,979
Go Ahead.
Mr. Greenbrook.
248
00:14:05,115 --> 00:14:06,306
And He
Said...
249
00:14:06,306 --> 00:14:10,306
Hold It.
Yes, This Is Dr. Huxtable.
250
00:14:10,306 --> 00:14:14,306
Oh, Mrs. Davis
Has Left For The Hospital?
251
00:14:14,306 --> 00:14:17,307
Well, How Far Apart Are They?
252
00:14:17,307 --> 00:14:23,967
No, No, Not The Labor Pains,
The House To The Hospital.
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00:14:23,967 --> 00:14:26,080
Okay, Fine.
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00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,090
Just Call The Hospital
255
00:14:27,090 --> 00:14:31,094
And Tell Them That
I'll Be There As Soon As I Can.
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00:14:31,094 --> 00:14:32,691
Thank You. Bye-Bye.
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00:14:32,691 --> 00:14:35,098
"Came Out Of The Office And..."
258
00:14:35,098 --> 00:14:37,133
I Think You Better Go.
259
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:39,135
I Don't Have To Go.
260
00:14:39,135 --> 00:14:41,137
I Want To Hear This.
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00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:43,139
Honest To Goodness,
Honey, Please.
262
00:14:43,139 --> 00:14:46,242
That Mrs. Davis-- This
Is Her Ninth Child.
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00:14:47,697 --> 00:14:50,688
Please Believe Me,
She Doesn't Need Me.
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00:14:50,688 --> 00:14:53,016
I'm Just A Frill.
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00:14:53,016 --> 00:14:55,352
Now, Come On,
Tell Me, Please.
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00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,354
"Came Out Of
The Office..."
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00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:58,693
And Shook My Hand...
268
00:14:58,693 --> 00:15:00,056
Shook Your Hand...
269
00:15:00,056 --> 00:15:01,324
And Said,
"Congratulations."
270
00:15:01,324 --> 00:15:03,695
Congratulations.
And?
271
00:15:07,464 --> 00:15:10,467
And Then He Went
Back Into The Office.
272
00:15:15,605 --> 00:15:19,696
That Is The Saddest
Story I've Ever
Heard In My Life.
273
00:15:19,696 --> 00:15:21,544
(Knocking)
274
00:15:21,544 --> 00:15:22,694
Ho! Come In.
275
00:15:22,694 --> 00:15:25,215
I Told Rudy About The Funeral.
276
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:28,691
She Wants To Know
Where Lamont's Going To End Up.
277
00:15:28,691 --> 00:15:30,697
In Heaven.
278
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:31,694
Okay.
279
00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:34,479
What's Going On?
280
00:15:34,479 --> 00:15:36,793
I Thought It
Would Be Nice
281
00:15:36,793 --> 00:15:39,117
To Have A Funeral
For Lamont.
282
00:15:39,117 --> 00:15:41,119
Anyway, Congratulations,
Because Heaven Knows
283
00:15:41,119 --> 00:15:44,723
When That Man Will Come
Out Of That Office Again.
284
00:15:44,723 --> 00:15:46,801
Now, Is This The Darkest Thing
285
00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:49,361
That You Have
In That Closet?
286
00:15:49,361 --> 00:15:50,629
Why?
287
00:15:50,629 --> 00:15:51,630
For The Funeral.
288
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:53,431
We Are Dressing?
289
00:15:53,431 --> 00:15:54,351
For The Funeral.
For Lamont.
290
00:15:57,227 --> 00:15:58,018
Just Go Ahead.
291
00:15:58,018 --> 00:16:00,661
I Love Living Here.
292
00:16:00,661 --> 00:16:04,399
Coming In Third
After Your Patients
And A Dead Goldfish.
293
00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:07,535
Hey, Clair.
294
00:16:07,535 --> 00:16:10,838
The Fish Goes,
You Move To Number Two.
295
00:16:20,017 --> 00:16:22,023
Calling All Mourners!
296
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,585
Calling All Mourners!
297
00:16:24,585 --> 00:16:25,887
Theo:
Oh, Dad.
298
00:16:25,887 --> 00:16:27,021
Yeah, "Oh, Dad."
299
00:16:27,021 --> 00:16:31,023
If You Don't Want Me
To Call The Reverend...
300
00:16:35,396 --> 00:16:38,933
I Don't Have
Anything Else Black.
301
00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:42,015
Go In And Get Your
Sister Ready, Please.
302
00:16:42,015 --> 00:16:44,806
Here, Dad, Matchbox
For The Coffin.
303
00:16:46,741 --> 00:16:48,409
He's Too Big.
304
00:16:48,409 --> 00:16:50,411
He Won't Fit In That.
305
00:16:50,411 --> 00:16:52,747
Well, Can't We Bend Him?
306
00:16:52,747 --> 00:16:56,451
When Rudy Comes Out,
Go In And Get The Fish
307
00:16:56,451 --> 00:16:58,019
All Right?
308
00:16:58,019 --> 00:17:00,021
Calling All Mourners!
309
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,660
What's Doing?
310
00:17:07,962 --> 00:17:09,018
You Like It?
311
00:17:09,018 --> 00:17:11,666
Wear It When I'm Dead.
312
00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:15,470
Harvey's Picking Me Up
In Five Minutes
313
00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:17,672
So Can We Move It Along?
314
00:17:17,672 --> 00:17:19,017
"Move It Along."
315
00:17:19,017 --> 00:17:23,511
This Is Not A Hollywood Funeral.
316
00:17:24,745 --> 00:17:27,582
Now Take The Sunglasses Off.
317
00:17:29,784 --> 00:17:34,622
Put The Sunglasses Back On.
318
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,328
Clair!
319
00:17:41,329 --> 00:17:44,665
I Feel A Little
Overdressed For
The Powder Room.
320
00:17:44,665 --> 00:17:46,667
No, You Look Just Fine.
321
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,018
Uh, No Jewelry.
322
00:17:59,814 --> 00:18:01,382
Daddy.
323
00:18:01,382 --> 00:18:03,020
Come Over Here Beside Daddy.
324
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:06,015
She's Wearing Lamont's
Favorite Dress.
325
00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:09,016
I Think It Reminded
Him Of The Sea.
326
00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:12,660
Dad.
327
00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:16,017
Okay, Let's Proceed With
The Funeral, Please.
328
00:18:16,017 --> 00:18:18,499
I Closed His Eyes
For You.
329
00:18:24,572 --> 00:18:26,015
Ahem!
330
00:18:27,475 --> 00:18:29,019
We Are
Gathered Here
331
00:18:29,019 --> 00:18:31,020
For This
Special Occasion
332
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:35,383
To Say Good-Bye To Lamont.
333
00:18:36,205 --> 00:18:41,076
Lamont Was
A Good Fish...
334
00:18:42,277 --> 00:18:46,653
Happy And Brave.
335
00:18:46,653 --> 00:18:49,384
I Always Felt Safe
With Him Around.
336
00:18:54,652 --> 00:18:59,657
And So, As To All Fish,
Lamont's Time On This Earth...
337
00:18:59,657 --> 00:19:01,463
Daddy?
338
00:19:01,463 --> 00:19:02,397
Yes, Dear?
339
00:19:02,397 --> 00:19:05,100
I Want To Watch Television.
340
00:19:07,652 --> 00:19:11,661
Yeah. Well, See, We're Having
A Funeral For Your Friend.
341
00:19:11,661 --> 00:19:15,210
I Want To Watch Tv Now.
342
00:19:16,278 --> 00:19:17,446
Me, Too.
343
00:19:17,446 --> 00:19:23,452
Nobody Is Going
To Watch Tv Until
The Funeral Is Over.
344
00:19:23,452 --> 00:19:24,656
Is That Clear?
345
00:19:24,656 --> 00:19:26,656
If She Doesn't Want
The Funeral
346
00:19:26,656 --> 00:19:28,156
We Shouldn't Have It.
347
00:19:28,156 --> 00:19:30,652
We Got Dressed Up For This!
348
00:19:33,562 --> 00:19:35,998
We're Going
To Have It!
349
00:19:35,998 --> 00:19:37,652
Right, Rudy?
350
00:19:37,652 --> 00:19:39,101
Rudy!
351
00:19:40,102 --> 00:19:41,570
Forgive Her, Please.
352
00:19:42,571 --> 00:19:47,075
He's Talking To
The ♪ Fi-Ish! ♪
353
00:19:47,075 --> 00:19:48,410
(Horn Honking)
354
00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:50,078
Oh, Daddy,
That's Harvey.
355
00:19:50,078 --> 00:19:52,180
Where You Going?
Hey!
356
00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:55,150
Don't You Want To Say
Good-Bye To Lamont?
357
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,953
He Didn't Say
Good-Bye To Us.
358
00:19:57,953 --> 00:20:00,122
They're Going
To Come Back Here.
359
00:20:00,122 --> 00:20:01,390
Cliff.
360
00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:02,652
They're
Going To...
361
00:20:02,652 --> 00:20:03,959
ThisIs Finished.
362
00:20:03,959 --> 00:20:05,027
Finished?
363
00:20:05,027 --> 00:20:06,194
The Party's Over.
364
00:20:06,194 --> 00:20:07,659
This Isn't A Party.
365
00:20:07,659 --> 00:20:09,965
It's A Funeral For Lamont.
366
00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:11,433
We Don't Want It.
367
00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:14,202
You've Forced This On All Of Us.
368
00:20:14,202 --> 00:20:16,659
I Forced It On All Of Us.
369
00:20:16,659 --> 00:20:18,440
Yes.
370
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,108
Uh-Huh. You Love This?
371
00:20:20,108 --> 00:20:24,652
This Makes You
Very Happy, Does It?
372
00:20:24,652 --> 00:20:26,315
Yes, You Are Happy.
373
00:20:26,315 --> 00:20:28,654
My Husband Has Gone Crazy.
374
00:20:30,052 --> 00:20:32,087
But, Honey, It's Ridiculous.
375
00:20:32,087 --> 00:20:33,155
What Is Ridiculous?
376
00:20:33,155 --> 00:20:34,523
Look At You.
377
00:20:34,523 --> 00:20:37,652
Standing There
Dressed And Holding
Over The... And...
378
00:20:37,652 --> 00:20:40,195
"He Was A Good Fish."
379
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,661
And Nobody
Cares!
380
00:20:41,661 --> 00:20:44,266
Meanwhile, A Woman's
In The Hospital
381
00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:46,652
Waiting For You
To Deliver The Baby.
382
00:20:46,652 --> 00:20:48,036
Oh, My God.
383
00:20:50,272 --> 00:20:52,507
I'm Sorry, Lamont!
384
00:20:52,507 --> 00:20:53,659
Daddy...
385
00:20:53,659 --> 00:20:56,111
You've Come Back
For The Funeral?
386
00:20:56,111 --> 00:20:59,381
No, I Want Some Privacy.
387
00:20:59,381 --> 00:21:01,658
You Want To Talk
To Lamont Alone?
388
00:21:01,658 --> 00:21:04,953
No, I Want To Use The Bathroom.
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