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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,407 --> 00:01:00,859 (Rock Music) 2 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,413 It's Getting Late. 3 00:01:09,413 --> 00:01:11,418 Stop Dancing Around With That Food 4 00:01:11,418 --> 00:01:12,229 And Start Eating It. 5 00:01:12,229 --> 00:01:14,030 You Said We Could Have The Radio On. 6 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:15,874 I Said You Could Listen To It. 7 00:01:15,874 --> 00:01:19,857 I Think We Should Be Allowed Some Moments Of Happiness. 8 00:01:19,857 --> 00:01:23,014 If You Want To Keep Dancing Around 9 00:01:23,014 --> 00:01:26,707 Spilling Food And Acting Like Fools, That's Fine With Me. 10 00:01:26,707 --> 00:01:28,653 When She Says, "Fine With Me" 11 00:01:28,653 --> 00:01:30,273 It's Not. 12 00:01:30,273 --> 00:01:32,653 Mom, I Wanted My Eggs Scrambled. 13 00:01:32,653 --> 00:01:33,976 Coming Right Up. 14 00:01:37,839 --> 00:01:40,400 Mom, Scramble My Cereal. 15 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,064 I'm All Scrambled Out. 16 00:01:44,064 --> 00:01:46,404 I Didn't Get Much Sleep Last Night. 17 00:01:46,404 --> 00:01:48,835 Mom, You Know What You Need-- 18 00:01:48,835 --> 00:01:50,837 What We AllCould Use-- 19 00:01:50,837 --> 00:01:52,403 A Nice Soothing Dog. 20 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:55,776 A Real Family Dog For All Of Us. 21 00:01:55,776 --> 00:01:59,980 We Already Have A Family Dog-- You. 22 00:01:59,980 --> 00:02:03,116 Theodore, Your Sister Doesn't Call You Names. 23 00:02:03,116 --> 00:02:05,118 I Just Wanted An Animal 24 00:02:05,118 --> 00:02:07,754 Whose Name Starts With The Same Letter 25 00:02:07,754 --> 00:02:10,400 As The Grades On Your Report Card 26 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,892 Which You're Getting Today. 27 00:02:14,995 --> 00:02:19,403 I'm Assuming It Will Be Better Than Last Semester's. 28 00:02:19,403 --> 00:02:22,404 Oh, I'm Assuming The Same Thing. 29 00:02:22,404 --> 00:02:23,937 But You Know 30 00:02:23,937 --> 00:02:26,807 Teacher's Grade You On Some Weird Things. 31 00:02:26,807 --> 00:02:28,398 Like Exams And Papers? 32 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:29,398 Right. 33 00:02:29,398 --> 00:02:30,407 Hey. 34 00:02:30,407 --> 00:02:31,712 Hey, Dad. 35 00:02:31,712 --> 00:02:34,398 Hi, Daddy. Hi, Daddy. 36 00:02:34,398 --> 00:02:38,398 Listen, Let's Put On Some Music Around Here. 37 00:02:38,398 --> 00:02:40,398 (Jazz) 38 00:03:07,398 --> 00:03:11,398 Mr. Mcmannus, Where Are You Going? 39 00:03:11,398 --> 00:03:13,398 I Need Some Air. 40 00:03:16,399 --> 00:03:17,403 How's That? 41 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:22,404 Mr. Mcmannus, Your Wife Is Having A Baby In There. 42 00:03:22,404 --> 00:03:23,672 She Doesn't Want Me There. 43 00:03:23,672 --> 00:03:25,540 She Does Want You There. 44 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:28,643 But She Yelled At Me. 45 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:30,733 Women Are Like That. 46 00:03:30,733 --> 00:03:36,184 My Wife, When She Was There In The Delivery Room 47 00:03:36,184 --> 00:03:38,553 And That Pain Hit 48 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:40,742 My Wife Stood Up 49 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:45,494 And Told Everybody In The Delivery Room 50 00:03:45,494 --> 00:03:50,735 That My Parents Were Never Married, Okay? 51 00:03:50,735 --> 00:03:53,168 So Don't Worry About It. 52 00:03:53,168 --> 00:03:54,852 But I Forgot Everything. 53 00:03:54,852 --> 00:03:55,617 I Forgot How To Breathe. 54 00:03:55,617 --> 00:03:56,897 All You Do Is: 55 00:04:01,736 --> 00:04:03,024 I Mean My Own Breathing. 56 00:04:03,024 --> 00:04:10,957 Mr. Mcmannus, Your Wife Is Going To Have The Baby. 57 00:04:12,459 --> 00:04:14,494 So Don't Worry About It. 58 00:04:14,494 --> 00:04:15,562 There Are Women 59 00:04:15,562 --> 00:04:19,025 Who Are Nine Months Pregnant Who Are Out Picking Rice. 60 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:21,025 The Baby Falls Out 61 00:04:21,025 --> 00:04:25,023 And Starts To Pick Beside The Mother. 62 00:04:28,027 --> 00:04:30,410 I Don't Know Anything About Rice. 63 00:04:30,410 --> 00:04:34,914 Mr. Mcmannus, What I'm Trying To Say Is 64 00:04:34,914 --> 00:04:39,022 Your Wife's Going To Deliver Anyway, Trust Me. 65 00:04:39,022 --> 00:04:41,832 I'm Just Going To Hold The Rope. 66 00:04:43,479 --> 00:04:46,345 All You Have To Do Is Cheer. 67 00:04:46,345 --> 00:04:47,408 Cheer? 68 00:04:47,408 --> 00:04:48,914 Cheer. 69 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:52,408 Push... Just Push. 70 00:04:52,408 --> 00:04:53,417 Cheer. 71 00:04:53,417 --> 00:04:58,257 Push Him Out, Shove Him Out, Way Out! 72 00:04:59,408 --> 00:05:03,412 Push Him Out, Shove Him Out, Way Out! 73 00:05:03,412 --> 00:05:07,099 Push Him Out, Shove Him Out, Way Out! 74 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,234 Push Him Out, Shove Him Out 75 00:05:09,234 --> 00:05:11,069 Way Out! 76 00:05:11,069 --> 00:05:13,872 Push Him Out, Shove Him Out, Way-- 77 00:05:13,872 --> 00:05:14,973 Let's Go! 78 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:26,415 Stop Touching Me. 79 00:05:26,415 --> 00:05:27,415 Mom... 80 00:05:27,415 --> 00:05:29,721 Teddy's Touching Rudy Again. 81 00:05:29,721 --> 00:05:31,123 I Wasn't Doing Anything. 82 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:32,376 Uh-Huh. 83 00:05:32,376 --> 00:05:35,232 You're In Trouble Already-- 84 00:05:35,232 --> 00:05:36,485 Bringing Home That Report Card. 85 00:05:37,903 --> 00:05:41,357 Your Parents Give You Everything And What Do You Do? 86 00:05:41,357 --> 00:05:42,391 Like I Said... 87 00:05:42,391 --> 00:05:45,394 Don't Answer Me When I'm Asking You Questions. 88 00:05:45,394 --> 00:05:46,899 Keep Your Mouth Shut. 89 00:05:46,899 --> 00:05:49,832 You Think I'm Talking Just To Hear Myself? 90 00:05:49,832 --> 00:05:50,907 Answer Me. 91 00:05:50,907 --> 00:05:52,835 Now? 92 00:05:52,835 --> 00:05:55,905 Save The Smart-Mouth Answers For Your Father. 93 00:05:55,905 --> 00:05:58,900 I'm Finished With This Entire Matter. 94 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,843 Right, No Problem. 95 00:06:02,545 --> 00:06:03,899 Snitch. 96 00:06:03,899 --> 00:06:06,903 Mom, Teddy's Throwing Food. 97 00:06:07,903 --> 00:06:09,899 Please Control Your Children. 98 00:06:09,899 --> 00:06:11,899 You've Fooled Around Long Enough. 99 00:06:11,899 --> 00:06:13,522 Denise, Clear This Table. 100 00:06:13,522 --> 00:06:17,526 Theodore, You Go To Your Room And Wait For Your Father. 101 00:06:17,526 --> 00:06:19,295 You Two, Go Upstairs 102 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:20,629 Get Into The Shower 103 00:06:20,629 --> 00:06:24,899 Turn On The Water, Stand Under The Water 104 00:06:24,899 --> 00:06:27,899 Use The Soap, Rinse And Dry Yourselves 105 00:06:27,899 --> 00:06:29,371 And Go To Sleep. 106 00:06:33,899 --> 00:06:35,211 Stop Touching Me! 107 00:06:35,211 --> 00:06:37,379 I Wasn't Touching You, Little Girl. 108 00:06:37,379 --> 00:06:38,908 You Was Too Touching Me! 109 00:06:40,906 --> 00:06:42,901 Don't Start Touching Me. 110 00:06:42,901 --> 00:06:44,902 Okay, I Won't Touch You. 111 00:06:44,902 --> 00:06:46,355 I'll Shove You. 112 00:06:46,355 --> 00:06:48,899 New Rule In This House Starting Now: 113 00:06:48,899 --> 00:06:50,903 Nobody's To Touch Anybody 114 00:06:50,903 --> 00:06:55,397 Anywhere With Anything For The Rest Of Their Lives. 115 00:06:56,899 --> 00:06:57,908 Cliff... 116 00:06:57,908 --> 00:07:00,836 Why Do We Have Four Children? 117 00:07:05,899 --> 00:07:08,907 Because We Did Not Want Five. 118 00:07:10,899 --> 00:07:12,681 Hello, My Dear. 119 00:07:15,899 --> 00:07:17,419 Right. 120 00:07:17,419 --> 00:07:19,899 Mrs. Mcmannus... 121 00:07:19,899 --> 00:07:22,358 Mrs. Mcmannus Finally Delivered 122 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:25,728 After Being In Labor For 30 Hours. 123 00:07:25,728 --> 00:07:29,532 Brought Her Into The Room, Thought We'd Have Big Trouble... 124 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:32,234 Popped It Out Just Like Toast. 125 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:36,899 I Just Had To Sit There In The Crouch Just Like Johnny Bench. 126 00:07:38,774 --> 00:07:42,444 Who's In Trouble Now? 127 00:07:42,444 --> 00:07:43,579 Theodore. 128 00:07:43,579 --> 00:07:46,415 Good, Because I Thought It Was Me. 129 00:07:46,415 --> 00:07:48,317 Take A Look At This. 130 00:07:49,318 --> 00:07:50,908 Four D's. 131 00:07:50,908 --> 00:07:52,899 You Better Handle It. 132 00:07:52,899 --> 00:07:57,593 If I Do, He'll Say "No Problem," And I'll Have To Kill Him. 133 00:07:57,593 --> 00:08:00,902 So You Want Me To Kill Him For You? 134 00:08:00,902 --> 00:08:01,908 Right. 135 00:08:01,908 --> 00:08:04,902 Can I Have Something To Eat Before I Kill Him? 136 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:05,902 Cliff... 137 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:06,907 Yeah. 138 00:08:06,907 --> 00:08:10,439 I'll Be Crueler On An Empty Stomach. 139 00:08:14,899 --> 00:08:16,899 Cliff! 140 00:08:27,788 --> 00:08:28,460 (Knocking) 141 00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:29,594 Theo. 142 00:08:29,594 --> 00:08:30,462 Yo. 143 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:53,931 Hard To Get Good Help, Isn't It? 144 00:08:55,253 --> 00:08:56,931 Son... 145 00:08:56,931 --> 00:09:00,592 Your Mother Asked Me To Come Up Here 146 00:09:00,592 --> 00:09:02,827 And Kill You. 147 00:09:02,827 --> 00:09:05,396 Hey, I Know. 148 00:09:05,396 --> 00:09:06,464 You Know What? 149 00:09:06,464 --> 00:09:08,233 What You're Going To Say. 150 00:09:08,233 --> 00:09:10,568 And It's Under Control, So... 151 00:09:10,568 --> 00:09:12,403 No Problem. No Problem. 152 00:09:12,403 --> 00:09:16,574 How Do You Expect To Get Into College With These Grades? 153 00:09:16,574 --> 00:09:18,243 No Problem. Huh? 154 00:09:18,243 --> 00:09:20,578 I'm Not Going To College. 155 00:09:20,578 --> 00:09:22,280 Damn Right. 156 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,282 I'll Get Through High School. 157 00:09:24,282 --> 00:09:27,318 And Then Get A Job Like Regular People. 158 00:09:27,318 --> 00:09:28,787 Regular People? 159 00:09:28,787 --> 00:09:31,790 Yeah, You Know, Who Work In A Gas Station 160 00:09:31,790 --> 00:09:33,931 Or Drive A Bus. 161 00:09:33,931 --> 00:09:35,931 So You're Saying 162 00:09:35,931 --> 00:09:39,264 Your Mother And I Shouldn't Care If You Get D's 163 00:09:39,264 --> 00:09:41,232 Because You Don't Need Good Grades 164 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,933 To Be Regular People. 165 00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:44,569 Right. 166 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,572 Okay. 167 00:09:47,572 --> 00:09:50,931 Suppose... 168 00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:53,378 You Graduate From High School. 169 00:09:53,378 --> 00:09:55,940 Let's Say You Just Slide By. 170 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:58,883 You've Got To Find A Job. 171 00:09:58,883 --> 00:10:02,420 What Kind Of Salary Do You Expect 172 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:04,556 For A Regular Person? 173 00:10:06,591 --> 00:10:09,561 Mmm... $250 A Week. 174 00:10:09,561 --> 00:10:11,931 $250 Dollars A Week? 175 00:10:11,931 --> 00:10:13,598 Yeah. Sit Down. 176 00:10:13,598 --> 00:10:17,235 I'll Give You $300 A Week. 177 00:10:17,235 --> 00:10:18,403 Yes, Indeed. 178 00:10:18,403 --> 00:10:22,407 $300 A Week-- $1,200 A Month. 179 00:10:22,407 --> 00:10:23,441 All Right? 180 00:10:23,441 --> 00:10:24,442 I'll Take It! 181 00:10:24,442 --> 00:10:25,577 Yes, You Will. 182 00:10:25,577 --> 00:10:30,481 And I Will Take $350 For Taxes... 183 00:10:30,481 --> 00:10:31,931 Whoa! 184 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,931 Because The Government 185 00:10:33,931 --> 00:10:37,589 Comes For The Regular People First. 186 00:10:43,931 --> 00:10:46,940 How Much Does That Leave You With? 187 00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:48,800 $850. 188 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:49,931 All Right. 189 00:10:49,931 --> 00:10:52,931 Now You've Got To Have An Apartment 190 00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:56,574 Because You Are Not Going To Live Here. 191 00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:59,931 So An Apartment In Manhattan 192 00:10:59,931 --> 00:11:03,932 Will Run You At Least $400 A Month. 193 00:11:03,932 --> 00:11:06,251 I'll Live In New Jersey. 194 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:09,761 All Right. 195 00:11:09,761 --> 00:11:14,089 You Live In New Jersey, You've Got To Have A Car. 196 00:11:14,089 --> 00:11:16,761 I'll Ride A Motorbike. 197 00:11:18,293 --> 00:11:20,428 You Need A Helmet. 198 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:28,470 Figure $100 A Month For Clothes And Shoes. 199 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:31,761 Figure $200-- I Want To Look Good. 200 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:36,311 So What Does That Leave You With? 201 00:11:36,311 --> 00:11:37,761 $200. 202 00:11:37,761 --> 00:11:40,763 So, No Problem. 203 00:11:40,763 --> 00:11:42,761 There Is A Problem. 204 00:11:42,761 --> 00:11:45,520 You Haven't Eaten Yet. 205 00:11:49,424 --> 00:11:53,094 I Can Get By On Baloney And Cereal. 206 00:11:54,395 --> 00:11:59,534 So I've Got Everything I Need Plus $200 Left For The Month. 207 00:11:59,534 --> 00:12:00,769 Plan To Have A Girlfriend? 208 00:12:00,769 --> 00:12:02,762 For Sure. 209 00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:17,085 Regular People. 210 00:12:18,419 --> 00:12:21,256 Vanessa: Open This Door! 211 00:12:21,256 --> 00:12:22,423 Vanessa. 212 00:12:22,423 --> 00:12:23,591 Denise! 213 00:12:23,591 --> 00:12:24,592 Vanessa! 214 00:12:24,592 --> 00:12:26,427 Vanessa. 215 00:12:26,427 --> 00:12:28,761 Come Here. 216 00:12:28,761 --> 00:12:31,399 Come Here. 217 00:12:31,399 --> 00:12:34,335 Here, Here, Here. 218 00:12:36,762 --> 00:12:38,406 There Is There. 219 00:12:38,406 --> 00:12:40,542 This Is Here-- Come Here. 220 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:43,077 Denise Pushed Us Out Of The Bathroom 221 00:12:43,077 --> 00:12:45,413 And The Shampoo Is In Rudy's Eyes 222 00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:48,769 And Now Rudy Might Be Blinded For Life. 223 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,766 If She Is, Can We Get A Dog? 224 00:12:56,763 --> 00:13:01,396 No, But You Can Walk Your Sister... 225 00:13:01,396 --> 00:13:02,761 Down To My Room. 226 00:13:02,761 --> 00:13:04,065 Get Her Cleaned Up. 227 00:13:04,065 --> 00:13:05,400 Good Ahead, Rudy. 228 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,401 Whoa. 229 00:13:09,404 --> 00:13:10,405 Hey! 230 00:13:10,405 --> 00:13:11,406 Hey. 231 00:13:11,406 --> 00:13:12,440 Where You Going? 232 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:13,508 I've Got A Date. 233 00:13:13,508 --> 00:13:15,761 Not In Those Pants. 234 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:19,414 Blood Cannot Get Up To Your Brain From Your Leg. 235 00:13:19,414 --> 00:13:21,761 And Besides, This Is A School Night. 236 00:13:21,761 --> 00:13:23,718 It's Friday, Daddy. 237 00:13:23,718 --> 00:13:25,520 Did You Go To School Today? 238 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,765 Yeah. 239 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:30,158 So It's A School Night. 240 00:13:30,158 --> 00:13:32,765 Mom Said I Could Go. Go Ask Her. 241 00:13:32,765 --> 00:13:34,395 Ask Mom? 242 00:13:34,395 --> 00:13:36,761 I Have To Ask Your Mother? 243 00:13:36,761 --> 00:13:39,761 I Don't Have To Ask Anybody. 244 00:13:39,761 --> 00:13:43,238 Now Go On In And Change Your Pants. 245 00:13:43,238 --> 00:13:44,405 Thank You. 246 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,410 Clair! 247 00:13:54,582 --> 00:13:55,683 Clair! 248 00:13:55,683 --> 00:13:56,764 Yes. 249 00:13:56,764 --> 00:13:59,761 Did You Tell Denise She Could Go Out Tonight? 250 00:13:59,761 --> 00:14:00,722 Yes. 251 00:14:00,722 --> 00:14:02,090 Have You Seen The Boy? 252 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,524 Yes, I Have. 253 00:14:03,524 --> 00:14:05,193 How Ugly Is He? 254 00:14:06,769 --> 00:14:08,062 Hey! 255 00:14:08,062 --> 00:14:09,230 Hey. 256 00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:11,065 How Are You? 257 00:14:11,065 --> 00:14:12,761 Have A Sit-Down. 258 00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:15,570 Vanessa: Stop Touching Me! 259 00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:18,072 Theo: Get Out Of My Room! 260 00:14:18,072 --> 00:14:20,761 Do You Want Me To Come Up There? 261 00:14:20,761 --> 00:14:22,076 ♪ No... ♪ 262 00:14:24,761 --> 00:14:26,768 I'm Denise's Father. 263 00:14:26,768 --> 00:14:28,449 Is That Right? 264 00:14:33,768 --> 00:14:36,624 Are You Looking At My Ear? 265 00:14:36,624 --> 00:14:41,062 No, I Was Looking At The Earring In It. 266 00:14:41,062 --> 00:14:44,265 Yeah, It's A Real Conversation Piece 267 00:14:44,265 --> 00:14:46,761 For Some Older People. 268 00:14:48,603 --> 00:14:51,072 I Got It In The Merchant Marines. 269 00:14:51,072 --> 00:14:53,763 When You Cross The Equator, They Pierce Your Ear. 270 00:14:53,763 --> 00:14:57,612 When You Cross Back, Will They Fill It In? 271 00:15:02,762 --> 00:15:05,765 That's Good, Sir. 272 00:15:05,765 --> 00:15:08,764 So When Do You Ship Out Again? 273 00:15:08,764 --> 00:15:11,761 Oh, I'm Not In It Anymore. 274 00:15:11,761 --> 00:15:14,462 No, I'm Back In School. 275 00:15:14,462 --> 00:15:16,197 You're In Denise's Class? 276 00:15:16,197 --> 00:15:18,266 No. Two Years Behind. 277 00:15:20,401 --> 00:15:22,637 And You Don't Mind That? 278 00:15:22,637 --> 00:15:26,764 Hey, After You've Been In A Turkish Prison 279 00:15:26,764 --> 00:15:28,761 Everything Else Is Easy. 280 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,767 Denise! 281 00:15:31,079 --> 00:15:32,413 Denise! 282 00:15:34,082 --> 00:15:36,761 (Talking To Herself) 283 00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,186 There's Nobody There. 284 00:15:38,186 --> 00:15:39,587 There's... 285 00:15:41,122 --> 00:15:42,761 Denise! 286 00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:46,761 Denise! 287 00:15:46,761 --> 00:15:48,563 Denise! 288 00:15:48,563 --> 00:15:52,066 A New Outfit For You, Daddy. 289 00:15:52,066 --> 00:15:53,234 Happy? Happy. 290 00:15:53,234 --> 00:15:55,761 I Don't Know If You Know It 291 00:15:55,761 --> 00:15:58,763 But Your Date Is Wearing One Earring. 292 00:15:58,763 --> 00:16:00,408 Yeah? 293 00:16:00,408 --> 00:16:04,078 Yeah, Well, He Gave Me A Perfectly Good Explanation 294 00:16:04,078 --> 00:16:06,080 But If You Want My Opinion 295 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,764 It's Because He Lost The Other One. 296 00:16:11,085 --> 00:16:12,761 Bye, Daddy. 297 00:16:12,761 --> 00:16:13,769 Denise? 298 00:16:13,769 --> 00:16:14,769 Yeah. 299 00:16:14,769 --> 00:16:15,769 Your Face. 300 00:16:15,769 --> 00:16:17,525 Your Face? YourFace. 301 00:16:17,525 --> 00:16:20,765 Only Half Of Your Face Is Made Up. 302 00:16:20,765 --> 00:16:23,064 Will You Be Doing The Other Side 303 00:16:23,064 --> 00:16:25,761 Or Walking Sideways All Night? 304 00:16:25,761 --> 00:16:26,768 Good Night, Daddy. 305 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,403 Yes. Good Night. 306 00:16:28,403 --> 00:16:33,761 You Know That He Spent A Year In A Turkish Prison. 307 00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:36,761 I'm Supposed To Do Something Now. 308 00:16:36,761 --> 00:16:38,279 Where... 309 00:16:38,279 --> 00:16:39,213 Dad? 310 00:16:39,213 --> 00:16:40,761 Hey! 311 00:16:40,761 --> 00:16:42,717 All Right. 312 00:16:42,717 --> 00:16:45,253 Dad, I Thought About What You Said 313 00:16:45,253 --> 00:16:47,088 And I See Your Point. 314 00:16:47,088 --> 00:16:48,589 Thank You. 315 00:16:48,589 --> 00:16:49,764 Thank You. 316 00:16:49,764 --> 00:16:52,260 But I Have A Point, Too. 317 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:53,494 Make Your Point. 318 00:16:53,494 --> 00:16:56,397 You're A Doctor And Mom's A Lawyer. 319 00:16:56,397 --> 00:16:59,767 You're Both Successful, And That's Great. 320 00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:03,404 But Maybe I Was Born To Be A Regular Person 321 00:17:03,404 --> 00:17:05,406 And Have A Regular Life. 322 00:17:05,406 --> 00:17:09,077 If You Weren't A Doctor, I Wouldn't Love You Less 323 00:17:09,077 --> 00:17:11,379 Because You're My Dad. 324 00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:15,416 And So, Instead Of Acting Disappointed 325 00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:17,761 Because I'm Not Like You 326 00:17:17,761 --> 00:17:21,422 Maybe You Can Just Accept Who I Am 327 00:17:21,422 --> 00:17:23,761 And Love Me, Anyway... 328 00:17:23,761 --> 00:17:25,767 Because I'm Your Son. 329 00:17:34,761 --> 00:17:36,204 Theo... 330 00:17:36,204 --> 00:17:40,541 That's The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Heard In My Life! 331 00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:45,763 No Wonder You Get D's In Everything. 332 00:17:47,682 --> 00:17:50,084 Now, You Are Afraid To Try 333 00:17:50,084 --> 00:17:54,088 Because You're Afraid That Your Brain Is Going To Explode 334 00:17:54,088 --> 00:17:57,091 And Ooze Out Of Your Ears. 335 00:17:57,091 --> 00:17:58,761 Now I'm Telling You 336 00:17:58,761 --> 00:18:02,761 You Are Going To Try As Hard As You Can. 337 00:18:02,761 --> 00:18:06,400 And You're Going To Do It Because I Said So! 338 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,761 I Am Your Father. 339 00:18:07,761 --> 00:18:12,761 I Brought You In This World, And I'll Take You Out. 340 00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:20,681 Now, Son, Come Here. 341 00:18:21,682 --> 00:18:24,085 Come Here. 342 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,593 Now Listen To Me. 343 00:18:32,593 --> 00:18:36,564 I Just Want You To Do The Best You Can. 344 00:18:36,564 --> 00:18:37,632 That's All. 345 00:18:37,632 --> 00:18:40,168 I'll Try, Dad, I Really Will. 346 00:18:40,168 --> 00:18:41,762 I Love You. 347 00:18:41,762 --> 00:18:43,070 Yeah, Dad. Huh? 348 00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:44,272 I Know. Yeah. 349 00:18:44,272 --> 00:18:46,761 And Maybe... 350 00:18:46,761 --> 00:18:49,677 Your Mother Loves You, Too. 351 00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:01,122 (Sigh) 352 00:19:01,122 --> 00:19:05,799 I Was Beautiful Once-- Before The Children Came. 353 00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:09,464 I Never Met A More Beautiful Woman. 354 00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:13,435 Do You Think When They Grow Up I'll Be Beautiful Again? 355 00:19:13,435 --> 00:19:15,437 You Are Beautiful Now. 356 00:19:15,437 --> 00:19:18,106 I Just Hope They Get Out Of The House 357 00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:19,803 Before We Die. 358 00:19:24,612 --> 00:19:26,448 Mmm. Mmm. 359 00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:27,449 Hmm. 360 00:19:27,449 --> 00:19:29,117 Let's Just Remember 361 00:19:29,117 --> 00:19:31,619 This Is How We Got The Children 362 00:19:31,619 --> 00:19:33,621 In The First Place. 363 00:19:36,157 --> 00:19:37,625 Right. 364 00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:45,100 Oh, Shucks. 365 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,799 (Knocking) 366 00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:50,338 Cliff: Who Is It? 367 00:19:52,407 --> 00:19:53,441 No, No. 368 00:19:53,441 --> 00:19:55,443 When I Say, "Who Is It?" 369 00:19:55,443 --> 00:19:58,113 It Doesn't Mean For You To Come In. 370 00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,115 When I Say, "Who Is It?" 371 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,802 You Say Who It Is. 372 00:20:07,455 --> 00:20:08,799 (Knocking) 373 00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:09,807 Who Is It? 374 00:20:09,807 --> 00:20:12,594 Vanessa: Who It Is! 375 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,297 Come In. 376 00:20:16,297 --> 00:20:18,299 Mom, Dad, We Can't Sleep 377 00:20:18,299 --> 00:20:22,437 Because Rudy Thinks She Heard The Wolf Man Growling In Our Closet. 378 00:20:22,437 --> 00:20:25,273 I Told Her There Wasn't Such A Thing 379 00:20:25,273 --> 00:20:27,275 But She Doesn't Believe Me. 380 00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:30,678 There's No Wolf Man Growling In Your Closet. 381 00:20:30,678 --> 00:20:32,799 Uh-Huh. 382 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:36,217 There Is No Wolf Man Growling In Your Closet. 383 00:20:36,217 --> 00:20:37,800 Uh-Huh. 384 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:41,322 Anybody Got Any Other Bright Ideas? 385 00:20:41,322 --> 00:20:44,526 Maybe You Should Sleep With Us Tonight. 386 00:20:44,526 --> 00:20:46,528 If You Really Want Us To. 387 00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:50,804 Oh. 388 00:20:51,807 --> 00:20:55,799 (Giggling) 389 00:21:02,444 --> 00:21:03,799 Good Night, Darling. 390 00:21:03,799 --> 00:21:06,314 Good Night. 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