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No, man... don't come in the morning,
I won't be here until two.
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That's when the morning's swell
finally flattens out, you dig?
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Alright... just bring it on
the back then, cool, peace.
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I'm not normal.
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Clearly!
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I need a job.
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It's yours.
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Hang on, trucker. You said hiring
was a Democratic process around here.
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Yeah, that's the way I heard it.
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Okay... all those in favor
of hiring... uh...
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- Piper.
- Piper,
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put your hands up.
Thank you, Jen.
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Hey, what about an interview?
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Oh, that's fine.
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Okay, I... lemme think...
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Elvis. Dead or alive?
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Dead.
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Andy Kaufman?
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Dead.
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Jerry Garcia?
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Grateful. And dead.
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Mariah Carey?
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Are we talkin' about
her acting career, or...?
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No.
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Okay. Then... alive..
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Why did you come to Santa Cruz?
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I... have family here.
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Are you a virgin?
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Mr. Julius!
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No. But I used to be.
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You're not a witch, by any chance?
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Is that a job requirement?
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Trucker's blazin' for the woman who runs
the crystal store across the street.
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He thinks she's Wiccan.
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Yeah, they're soulmates, except
she's not exactly aware of that yet.
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Okay everybody, time to vote.
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Okay, time for a lil' homework.
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Then can we go to the craft store?
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Everybody relax!
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I'm here.
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Oh, and so close to almost on time.
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C'mon, once I start showing up on time,
you'd expect it everyday.
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He works here?
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Well... he's employed here.
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- What's up?
- Hm...
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Don't pay attention to him.
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Okay, today's topic of conversation:
Clueless men,
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and the women who use them
for gratification.
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Who are you?
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- Piper.
- Piper
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what're you doing here, Piper?
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I work here.
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Why wasn't I notified?
I wasn't notified!
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Hey, priestly! We hired someone.
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Thank you.
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I swear, we need like a bulletin board
or staff e-mail or somethin'...
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You know, priestly?
Piper thinks Elvis is dead.
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Really?
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And now you hire people
who failed the interview?
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Come on, man!
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I don't know. I mean,
you're cute and everything, but...
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But what? C'mon, Tish.
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- It's just...
- There it comes!
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- I don't really like sex.
- What?!
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- How can you not like...
- I've never had a
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you know?
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Woo! Never?
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Huh... well, obviously you haven't
been with the right guy.
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My god... does that really work?
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Every time.
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Are you kiddin' me?
It's man's greatest challenge.
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Tish is the scorpion queen.
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See ya tonight!
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Well... 'Nother comrade used
and discarded... huh, tish?
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You know, I gotta be
honest with you, tish,
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I've never been really comfortable
watching you doing that to men
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when there it should be some sort
of a warning sign posted...
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If men are that easy to manipulate,
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they deserve to be taken advantage of.
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I'm easy to manipulate.
Why don't women take advantage of me?
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I think we can all guess
the answer to that.
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Is that the crystal lady?
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Oh yeah, that's Zo.
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Zo...
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Yeah, it's short for Zoheret.
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It means "she shines" in Hebrew.
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You see? She knows things.
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She seems nice, trucker.
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So, I'll... give you a call later?
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Yeah, huh... sure.
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Oh, look! She can still walk.
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All right, let's hear it,
what were his grades?
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"A" for effort, "C" for execution.
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Natural gift?
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Didn't even register.
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That bad, huh?
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That bad, and... he knows it.
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You know... did you at least tell him
that size doesn't matter?
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Yeah, sure, I told him.
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You don't actually think
guys believe that, do you?
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Hey Piper, what's in that case?
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Oh... that's just my art stuff.
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Are you an artist?
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Oh, that's cool! Do you paint,
like, controversial shit?
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Like, people pissin'
on the pope or somethin'?
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- No!
- That's not even controversial anymore.
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Then what the hell is it?
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Well, that's like that, you know...
"Politically correct controversialism".
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It've been done so often
that they expect it, now
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paint someone pissin' on Martin
Luther king and see what happens..
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Or... Martin Luther King
pissin' on the pope!
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That's controversial.
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Yeah... or, the pope pissin'
on Martin Luther King?
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Or Martin Lawrence?
That would really be...
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Okay, guys... guys! I don't paint
anyone pissin' on anyone. Sorry.
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Yeah, no... it was just an idea,
you know. I'm just sayin',
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if I was an artist I would definitely
be pissin' on somebody.
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Hey, trucker!
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Right! Piper, why don't you decorate
our wall for us?
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- Really?
- Sure.
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What... what should I paint?
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It's yours. Go for it!
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You don't have to paint
anyone pissin' on anyone.
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- I... I mean, unless you want to.
- Good morning.
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This was in my mail by mistake.
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Hi, Piper... nice to meet you.
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Hi.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
how... how did you know her name?
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She just feels like "Piper".
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Zo, before you leave,
can I make you a sandwich?
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The roast Turkey is very good.
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Thank you, but I don't eat
anything that had a mother.
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Oh! Okay, huh...
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Egg salad then?
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Well... eggs are really
a chicken abortion, aren't they?
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I mean, I support
the woman's right to choose,
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but I don't believe anyone asked
the chickens beforehand.
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Right on!
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Well, actually... since farmers
don't keep roosters
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the eggs aren't fertilized, so
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technically we're just eating a
by-product of the hen's menstrual cycle.
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Well, that's certainly appetizing!
A hen period salad, that's... lovely.
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I think I'll just stick
to the 6 inch tofurkey.
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- 6 inch tofurkey.
- Comin' up!
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- Hmm... what's this?
- Oh,
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I made a website for trucker.
And there's our online order forms,
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so that people just e-mail me
their orders,
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and then we have them ready
at their backup time.
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- That's cool!
- Yeah,
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and this way Jen's online
in case fuzzy checks in, right?
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Who's fuzzy?
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He's just an online friend.
A guy.
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Oh, I... hope he's a guy.
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We agreed not to exchange
any identifying information.
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So basically he could be
Charles Manson with a laptop?
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Bingo!
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No, fuzzy is good. His presence
feels peaceful, don't you sense it?
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Yeah, I sense something.
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What? Maybe I do.
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Just follow where your soul leads, Jen.
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Thank you.
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Bye, trucker.
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Bye.
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Did I say anything stupid?
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Doesn't it worry you? I mean,
you don't know anything about him
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or her... or even it!
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You know, he's just somebody
I can talk to.
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And I know it's crazy, but...
I feel really close to him.
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Do you think he's your soulmate?
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Would that be so bad?
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No, but
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what happens when "he" wants to meet?
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Well, we've been e-mailing for
almost a year, and it hasn't come up.
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A year?!
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Jen, what do you guys talk about if
you don't talk about each other?
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Everything else?
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I mean, we talk about music,
and books, the war in Iraq
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his dog, my cat...
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You know, I just told him that I started
working with a future famous artist.
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Well, let's not get carried away...
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It must be such a trick to look at
the ocean and know you can draw it.
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Are your parents artistic?
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Yeah, my mom's really good.
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So maybe you'll have a
super-talented kid one day.
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I already do.
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I was 15.
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I had... four younger brothers.
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Got one of 'em
who was still in diapers...
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There was no way my mom
was gonna let me keep her.
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I never met the couple, but...
I spoke to the wife on the phone once.
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She said their names were
Lisa and Noah, and
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that they wanted to name her Julia.
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She asked if that was okay with me.
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I thought that was really
considerate, you know?
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She promised to stay in touch,
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to send pictures...
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That's nice.
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And she did, for about two years.
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Then it just stopped.
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The last pictures I saw
were of Julia's second birthday.
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Just like that?
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Nothing for... six years...
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Then I saw this!
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I was reading this article
about gifted kids.
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In the back they have some pictures of
the art students of Santa Cruz, look!
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There she is.
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Okay, I mean... she kinda looks like you
and... she's the right age, but...
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Jen, I'm not whacked. Okay, look,
they list her name. Julia!
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- Julia Miller! And, she's artistic.
- Yeah, but...
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So I got on the net and I looked up
Millers in Santa Cruz.
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There was a million of them, but there
was only one under the name "Noah".
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That was the husband's name.
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So, I waited until the middle of
the day, and I called the number.
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And I got the voice mail,
and... they were on it!
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"This is Noah... and Julia".
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Like that.
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Jen, it's them!
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What are you gonna do?
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I don't know.
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Some days it's enough to know
that she's happy and healthy and
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other days...
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So... what kind of tricks
do you have in mind?
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Well, you'll see tonight.
I guarantee you won't be disappointed.
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Woodstock, you know, it was just
beautiful, it was perfect, you know?
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It was all about peace,
and free love, and music.
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And draft orgy. Drugs.
Irresponsibility. Freak!
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Oh, mister J... don't be a buzzkill!
Just focus on the love, huh?
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Hi.
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It's beautiful.
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Thank you.
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- You hungry?
- Yeah.
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Oh... no.
Thank you for the rock.
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Oh, no... don't even think about it.
My Karma needs all the help it can get.
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Thank you, trucker.
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Okay, so anyway,
they're really wrong about the drugs.
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Damn, I wish I was alive
back then!
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I mean, it's just my luck to hit
my sexual peak during a time when
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when celibacy is cool, and...
The only safe sex is watching porn.
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- I should've peaked 40 years ago!
- What's so different then today?
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I mean, you still wouldn't get laid,
and you'd still be watching porn.
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The only difference would be,
you'd be wearing more polyester.
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She does have a point, priestly.
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But, at least here you have company.
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No one's got much,
except for... tish.
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- Excited about tonight, yeah...
- Oh,
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- what time?
- Eight thirty.
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- Bye.
- Bye!
248
00:18:13,481 --> 00:18:14,810
Oh, don't even start with me!
249
00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:17,321
If men are that easy to have fun of,
they deserve what they get.
250
00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:19,320
Hey, I'm easy!
Don't I deserve it?
251
00:18:19,661 --> 00:18:22,737
Well, priestly, see, your problem is
you always go after the hot chicks.
252
00:18:22,761 --> 00:18:24,708
You know, you gotta raise
your expectations, man!
253
00:18:24,732 --> 00:18:28,023
- Excuse me?
- Well, really good looking women,
254
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:29,417
they're high maintenance,
and without exception
255
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,649
completely worthless
between the sheets.
256
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:33,923
Seriously?
257
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,090
God's truth.
258
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,101
Certainly been my experience.
259
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:39,038
Oh, pff... you guys are pathetic!
260
00:18:39,063 --> 00:18:41,124
- All right. Take tish, for example.
- Right?
261
00:18:41,325 --> 00:18:43,941
Men are so pumped
to be with a body like hers,
262
00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:46,781
that all she's gotta do is just lay back
and enjoy the ride, you see?
263
00:18:46,805 --> 00:18:49,047
That way she's never gonna
develop any skills in bed.
264
00:18:49,071 --> 00:18:51,596
- I second that!
- Hey, I work hard!
265
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:54,388
Hey, don't get me wrong!
Attractive women are great to look at,
266
00:18:54,412 --> 00:18:56,300
just don't go home
with the prom queen.
267
00:18:56,324 --> 00:18:58,110
Give her the crown,
she'll never go down.
268
00:18:58,134 --> 00:19:01,462
- I was the prom queen!
- Well, I rest my case.
269
00:19:01,486 --> 00:19:04,795
All, right, that's it!
You. And me. In the office!
270
00:19:06,108 --> 00:19:08,146
I'll show you
how I got my crown!
271
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,216
Women!
272
00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:13,823
They are so easy to out finesse.
273
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,295
They deserve what they get!
274
00:19:16,507 --> 00:19:17,896
Dick!
275
00:19:22,947 --> 00:19:24,575
Nice! Nice! Shit!
276
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,333
Thank you.
277
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:39,889
Wow, that was a near death experience!
Thanks.
278
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,730
No problem.
279
00:21:41,775 --> 00:21:44,894
Wow! You draw really good rocks!
They're better than mine.
280
00:21:45,775 --> 00:21:46,821
Wanna know why?
281
00:21:46,845 --> 00:21:48,324
Sure.
282
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,844
I can show you.
283
00:21:51,294 --> 00:21:53,491
You just gotta deepen your shadows, see?
284
00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,199
- Don't be afraid to be bold.
- Wow!
285
00:22:02,319 --> 00:22:03,284
Thanks!
286
00:22:03,308 --> 00:22:04,931
That's a... nice subject.
287
00:22:04,978 --> 00:22:07,139
Oh... well, I hope you don't mind,
I'm not a perv or anything...
288
00:22:07,163 --> 00:22:09,194
I just tried to practice
drawing children.
289
00:22:09,218 --> 00:22:12,211
Doesn't look like
you need much practice.
290
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,640
You want it?
291
00:22:16,664 --> 00:22:18,176
No.
292
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,919
Not really.
293
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,235
I'm kiddin'!
294
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,160
I'm kiddin', I'd love it, if you don't
mind parting with it, of course...
295
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,153
- What's her name?
- Julia.
296
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,496
She is another artist.
You know, sometimes I feel like
297
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,176
the only person left in the universe
who still paints by numbers.
298
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,274
Oh, she must get all her artistic
talents from her mother, then.
299
00:22:40,173 --> 00:22:41,972
Yeah, who knows?
300
00:22:46,739 --> 00:22:49,016
Thank you very much. It's beautiful.
301
00:22:49,459 --> 00:22:51,178
She's beautiful.
302
00:22:52,139 --> 00:22:56,214
Yeah, I’m... sorta
partial to it, a lil' bit.
303
00:22:59,418 --> 00:23:01,012
My name is Noah, by the way.
304
00:23:02,021 --> 00:23:03,997
I'm... Anna.
305
00:23:04,021 --> 00:23:06,139
Anna, pleasured to meet you.
306
00:23:06,181 --> 00:23:09,857
Specially since we've established
that you're not a perv...
307
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,357
Take care!
308
00:23:12,381 --> 00:23:13,929
Bye.
309
00:23:34,173 --> 00:23:35,829
Hey, what's wrong with the cosmobile?
310
00:23:35,853 --> 00:23:37,447
Ah, won't start...
311
00:23:37,733 --> 00:23:40,089
Can you hop in and see
if we can get it to go, man?
312
00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:46,807
OK, try!
313
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:51,405
I got nothing.
314
00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:54,627
Okay, once more.
315
00:23:57,406 --> 00:23:58,795
Cut it, cut!
316
00:24:00,186 --> 00:24:01,316
All right, go again.
317
00:24:21,645 --> 00:24:23,683
- That was weird, right?
- That was weird. - Weird.
318
00:24:27,652 --> 00:24:29,041
Apron!
319
00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:36,454
Oh, look! Fuzzy22, right on time.
320
00:24:36,818 --> 00:24:38,034
Shut up!
321
00:24:38,058 --> 00:24:39,980
Ah'ha! Can't believe it, Jen,
you've fallen for a cop.
322
00:24:40,004 --> 00:24:41,263
Why do you think he's a cop?
323
00:24:41,287 --> 00:24:42,828
Huh, "fuzz"...
What else could it be?
324
00:24:42,852 --> 00:24:44,552
I'm thinkin' "peach fuzz"
325
00:24:44,576 --> 00:24:46,262
since he's probably,
like, 12 or something..
326
00:24:46,286 --> 00:24:48,115
Or maybe he's got a really hairy back.
327
00:24:49,262 --> 00:24:50,629
Maybe he's a peach farmer in Georgia.
328
00:24:50,653 --> 00:24:53,130
Oh, Jen! You don't wanna move
to Georgia!
329
00:24:53,155 --> 00:24:54,671
I'm not moving anywhere.
330
00:24:54,695 --> 00:24:56,598
I bet the "22" means he's a gun freak.
331
00:24:56,622 --> 00:24:57,958
Could... just be his age, you know.
332
00:24:57,982 --> 00:25:00,198
Or... could be the number of years
left until his parole hearing.
333
00:25:00,222 --> 00:25:03,318
Yeah, or maybe the last 22 years
have been doing him into a fuzzy form...
334
00:25:03,342 --> 00:25:05,141
I like that one...
335
00:25:30,573 --> 00:25:31,743
What can I do for you two?
336
00:25:31,767 --> 00:25:34,523
We phoned it in.
Two "spicy Italian" subs.
337
00:25:36,013 --> 00:25:37,482
How big?
338
00:25:38,133 --> 00:25:40,091
Ten inches...
339
00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:42,242
Total?
340
00:25:43,173 --> 00:25:44,926
Each, of course.
341
00:25:55,785 --> 00:25:57,219
I'm tish.
342
00:26:10,215 --> 00:26:11,889
Oh my god!
343
00:26:17,351 --> 00:26:19,469
Did that work for anybody else?
344
00:26:38,317 --> 00:26:39,752
Excuse me?
345
00:26:39,797 --> 00:26:41,186
No, not you! Just...
346
00:26:42,357 --> 00:26:44,031
Hello, excuse me!
347
00:26:44,317 --> 00:26:45,911
Hello!
348
00:26:46,797 --> 00:26:48,373
Oh, I'm sorry, I...
349
00:26:48,397 --> 00:26:50,276
"Oh, I'm sorry!"... yeah...
350
00:26:50,397 --> 00:26:58,018
I ordered a twelve inches veggie sub.
Does this look like a 12 inches to you?
351
00:26:58,043 --> 00:26:59,393
No, I...
352
00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:03,530
You know how girls are not good
with measurements.
353
00:27:03,554 --> 00:27:06,971
My last boyfriend told me
that this was 12 inches.
354
00:27:06,995 --> 00:27:08,929
So, go figure!
355
00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:11,245
Well...
356
00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:13,649
Thanks.
357
00:27:16,650 --> 00:27:18,368
Thank you very much. Thanks.
358
00:27:24,430 --> 00:27:25,865
Thank you!
359
00:27:31,061 --> 00:27:33,450
Thank you... I'm such an idiot!
360
00:27:33,981 --> 00:27:36,147
All right, Jen,
you never scrubbed an order.
361
00:27:36,171 --> 00:27:39,237
Yeah, what happened? Fuzzy's mother
finally take his computer away?
362
00:27:39,261 --> 00:27:41,970
No, actually...
He wants to meet.
363
00:27:43,308 --> 00:27:45,731
Don't do it, Jen.
You don't know anything about him.
364
00:27:45,755 --> 00:27:47,549
Wait a second, why does this
freak you out so bad?
365
00:27:47,573 --> 00:27:49,773
When you go home with anybody
who gives you lip service!
366
00:27:50,635 --> 00:27:52,811
I talk to them first, dork!
367
00:27:52,835 --> 00:27:54,971
Besides, I can take care of myself.
368
00:27:54,995 --> 00:27:56,731
This is Jen we talk about.
369
00:27:56,755 --> 00:27:59,651
OK, reality check, guys! I mean,
this guy could live in Madagascar!
370
00:27:59,675 --> 00:28:01,827
Yeah! Or... schenectady.
371
00:28:02,035 --> 00:28:04,938
He lives down near L.A.
he told me.
372
00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,378
Did you tell him
you're in Santa Cruz?
373
00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:10,517
Jesus, Jen! Tell me you didn't tell him
your real name!
374
00:28:10,541 --> 00:28:12,818
No, he only knows me as "ladybugger".
375
00:28:13,381 --> 00:28:15,260
So what now, ladybugger?
376
00:28:18,594 --> 00:28:20,633
I'm gonna think about it.
377
00:28:31,212 --> 00:28:33,045
Tish, right?
378
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,012
Mystery man, right?
379
00:28:35,619 --> 00:28:37,008
Tadd.
380
00:28:37,059 --> 00:28:38,494
Tadd.
381
00:28:38,579 --> 00:28:41,287
'Nother "spicy Italian" sub, tadd?
382
00:28:41,698 --> 00:28:43,292
Just one?
383
00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:46,171
One for Brad too.
384
00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:58,952
Nice hair.
385
00:28:59,683 --> 00:29:01,311
Thanks, "taddly".
386
00:29:03,403 --> 00:29:05,202
Well, see you around, tish.
387
00:29:17,886 --> 00:29:19,765
Tadd & Brad...
388
00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:22,277
Well, isn't that... gay?
389
00:29:37,145 --> 00:29:38,601
Guess it!
390
00:29:38,625 --> 00:29:40,219
Oh... I don't know!
391
00:29:40,505 --> 00:29:42,041
Remember me?
392
00:29:42,065 --> 00:29:43,961
Of course I remember you!
393
00:29:43,985 --> 00:29:45,961
Daddy, look who I found!
394
00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:50,966
Hey there! It's Anna,
who draws rocks and little girls.
395
00:29:51,994 --> 00:29:53,074
What are you doing here?
396
00:29:53,098 --> 00:29:54,211
Homework.
397
00:29:54,235 --> 00:29:55,279
Me too.
398
00:29:55,303 --> 00:29:56,883
I've to do math and science
399
00:29:56,907 --> 00:29:59,090
before I'm allowed to do any art.
400
00:29:59,114 --> 00:30:01,330
Yeah, some mean ogre made up that rule.
401
00:30:01,354 --> 00:30:03,514
Okay, Julia, I'm gonna look up
those articles.
402
00:30:03,538 --> 00:30:05,108
Okay.
403
00:30:05,593 --> 00:30:07,426
I'll be fine with Anna.
404
00:30:08,052 --> 00:30:09,601
I'll be right back.
405
00:30:48,929 --> 00:30:50,345
I'll show you somethin'.
406
00:30:50,369 --> 00:30:51,619
See the ears?
407
00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:53,825
Just put a lil' shadow in there.
408
00:30:53,849 --> 00:30:55,364
Cool!
409
00:31:00,493 --> 00:31:02,485
That doesn't look like math to me.
410
00:31:02,613 --> 00:31:03,578
Done.
411
00:31:03,602 --> 00:31:05,532
- Spelling?
- Done.
412
00:31:06,133 --> 00:31:07,749
Well, I have to check it.
413
00:31:07,773 --> 00:31:09,322
Done.
414
00:31:09,573 --> 00:31:12,702
Dad, did you know Anna
has four little brothers?
415
00:31:12,726 --> 00:31:14,015
She knows all about kids.
416
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,259
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
417
00:31:15,283 --> 00:31:18,230
And she works in a sandwich shop,
but not full time.
418
00:31:18,254 --> 00:31:19,803
Oh yeah?
419
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,033
Dad!
420
00:31:26,781 --> 00:31:28,500
Am I missing something?
421
00:31:28,621 --> 00:31:30,987
Julia has been asking me
about private art lessons,
422
00:31:31,011 --> 00:31:33,731
and I believe she thinks
she's found her tutor.
423
00:31:34,741 --> 00:31:35,866
Well...
424
00:31:35,890 --> 00:31:39,976
And you could pick me up at school, so I
won't have to walk home with Bradley...
425
00:31:40,621 --> 00:31:42,010
Who?
426
00:31:42,061 --> 00:31:44,342
Okay, two times a week I teach
an adult education class,
427
00:31:44,621 --> 00:31:47,615
and poor Julia has to walk home
with Bradley.
428
00:31:47,661 --> 00:31:52,726
And then she's forced to stay with him
for 45 whole minutes until I get there.
429
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,920
You are a terrible father.
430
00:31:56,046 --> 00:31:58,093
Huh, I gotta give her something
to tell her therapist in 10 years.
431
00:31:58,117 --> 00:32:00,062
Bradley picks his nose in class,
432
00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:03,159
and, makes these fart noises
in his armpits.
433
00:32:03,366 --> 00:32:05,882
Testosterone poisoning,
actually, you can't help it
434
00:32:06,406 --> 00:32:08,223
Anna, please, save me!
435
00:32:08,247 --> 00:32:10,080
Please!
436
00:32:21,101 --> 00:32:21,782
Okay.
437
00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:24,314
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
438
00:32:52,885 --> 00:32:53,993
Tadd.
439
00:32:54,017 --> 00:32:55,421
Tish.
440
00:32:55,445 --> 00:32:57,437
So, what can I get for you tonight?
441
00:32:58,885 --> 00:33:00,638
An order to go.
442
00:33:01,005 --> 00:33:02,679
What do you want?
443
00:33:03,605 --> 00:33:05,279
You.
444
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,839
- Sorry, just livin' vicariously.
- Ignore me.
445
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,269
Well, look...
446
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,478
With men... I've never had a
447
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,957
you know... a full on...
448
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,278
Does that work on stupid guys?
449
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,758
Yeah, usually.
450
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,319
You're ready to go then?
451
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,459
Huh! It's nice how he held
the door for her...
452
00:33:47,623 --> 00:33:49,119
What a gentleman...
453
00:33:49,143 --> 00:33:51,275
He's a giver, I can tell.
454
00:33:52,015 --> 00:33:53,768
And I'm the only keeper...
455
00:34:05,934 --> 00:34:07,589
Car's really nice.
456
00:34:07,614 --> 00:34:09,413
Yeah, I love this car.
457
00:34:09,934 --> 00:34:11,847
I love the way you look in this car.
458
00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:14,390
Where is Brad tonight?
459
00:34:14,414 --> 00:34:17,282
Sitting in the apartment, wishin' he
had taken you out instead.
460
00:34:19,774 --> 00:34:23,291
So how do you afford such a nice car...
And expensive tips?
461
00:34:24,534 --> 00:34:26,606
Sucked out of my loaded father.
462
00:34:59,558 --> 00:35:00,735
What?
463
00:35:00,759 --> 00:35:02,735
Nothin', it's really good.
464
00:35:02,759 --> 00:35:05,389
Nah, that sucky thing is not right.
465
00:35:06,999 --> 00:35:08,415
That sucky thing?
466
00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,375
That's what my dad calls it.
467
00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:12,357
What your dad calls what?
468
00:35:12,399 --> 00:35:14,152
This.
469
00:35:14,399 --> 00:35:16,755
What? The... sucky thing?
470
00:35:16,879 --> 00:35:19,310
Otherwise knows
as a Turkey baste.
471
00:35:20,253 --> 00:35:22,167
Well... yeah,
if you wanna use its nickname,
472
00:35:22,191 --> 00:35:25,069
but everybody knows the real name
is of course the...
473
00:35:25,093 --> 00:35:26,846
- The sucky thing.
- The sucky thing.
474
00:35:27,253 --> 00:35:31,062
Speaking of sucky things, I have
a meeting at six o'clock on Thursday.
475
00:35:31,086 --> 00:35:33,141
You think you'd be able
to stay late with Julia, maybe
476
00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:34,564
get her some dinner?
477
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,763
Would I get to cook
with the sucky thing?
478
00:35:37,787 --> 00:35:39,563
Absolutely!
479
00:35:39,587 --> 00:35:41,466
Then it's a deal.
480
00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:52,612
So, where's the mother?
481
00:35:52,636 --> 00:35:54,567
- I don't know.
- You didn't ask?
482
00:35:54,591 --> 00:35:55,663
No!
483
00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:57,776
I mean, as far as they're concerned
I'm just some college student.
484
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,984
It would be...
Weird, if I asked.
485
00:36:00,008 --> 00:36:02,361
What if she calls or...
Comes over when you're there?
486
00:36:02,468 --> 00:36:05,721
Then you don't slap the bitch
for dissing 'em for five years.
487
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,369
Oh, look! It lives.
488
00:36:10,393 --> 00:36:12,021
Barely.
489
00:36:13,633 --> 00:36:16,449
All right, start with this.
I'll get the iv...?
490
00:36:16,473 --> 00:36:17,598
I'm in love.
491
00:36:17,622 --> 00:36:18,804
No, you're in heat...
492
00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:22,305
Oh, look! A man pretending
to know the difference.
493
00:36:22,753 --> 00:36:26,569
- Finally found an 11, huh?
- Uh... 12!
494
00:36:26,593 --> 00:36:29,102
I did things with tadd,
I've never done before.
495
00:36:29,126 --> 00:36:31,789
Oh, really? Like what?
Wait for the second date?
496
00:36:31,873 --> 00:36:34,996
Well, the surf sucked.
What did I miss at our staff meeting?
497
00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:40,193
Well, tish in love. Or lust
498
00:36:40,247 --> 00:36:42,272
depending on
who you're talking to.
499
00:36:42,296 --> 00:36:44,820
Really? I'm proud of you, angel.
500
00:36:45,109 --> 00:36:46,598
Piper is digging herself
deeper and deeper
501
00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:48,598
into the pit of deceit
with the Millers...
502
00:36:48,622 --> 00:36:50,575
Good... nice to see
that our old company tradition,
503
00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:52,075
for making the worst
possible decision
504
00:36:52,099 --> 00:36:56,485
in any situation, has been passed on
to the next generation employee.
505
00:36:56,509 --> 00:36:58,795
Priestly has gotten in touch
with his feminine side.
506
00:36:58,819 --> 00:37:00,685
I love my kilt!
507
00:37:00,709 --> 00:37:04,784
And, I have reached a decision...
On meeting fuzzy.
508
00:37:08,182 --> 00:37:09,571
And?
509
00:37:10,302 --> 00:37:11,930
Well, hmm...
510
00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:13,596
We have all the same interests,
511
00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:15,820
he makes me laugh all the time, and...
512
00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:18,118
Man, I tell him everything!
513
00:37:18,142 --> 00:37:20,428
It's a no-brainer.
We have to meet!
514
00:37:20,452 --> 00:37:21,547
Right on!
515
00:37:21,571 --> 00:37:23,238
And... what if "he" is a woman?
516
00:37:23,262 --> 00:37:24,678
We'll find a way to make it work.
517
00:37:24,702 --> 00:37:26,192
Oooh, if that happens, can I watch?
518
00:37:26,216 --> 00:37:27,558
What if he's 14?
519
00:37:27,588 --> 00:37:30,561
Oooh, if that happens,
can I... videotape?
520
00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:32,514
He's driving himself
to the meeting point,
521
00:37:32,538 --> 00:37:34,641
so he's gotta be
at least 16, right?
522
00:37:35,102 --> 00:37:38,380
And that's not...
That much younger.
523
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,078
Convicted felon?
524
00:37:40,102 --> 00:37:42,069
Hmmm, he's out now,
so it couldn't have been that bad.
525
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,147
Paralyzed?
526
00:37:43,171 --> 00:37:45,478
If he can go with that,
I sure can.
527
00:37:45,502 --> 00:37:48,293
Ugly as a rhino's ass?
528
00:37:48,318 --> 00:37:52,324
Looks are really the least of my worries,
I mean, he's a great guy.
529
00:37:52,648 --> 00:37:55,841
But what if he's got, like,
crazy ass hair and... and
530
00:37:55,865 --> 00:37:58,544
more artificial holes
in his head than real ones?
531
00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:00,606
Oh, I could never be that lucky.
532
00:38:01,528 --> 00:38:04,324
Okay, so... when and where?
533
00:38:04,349 --> 00:38:07,526
Halfway, next Saturday,
at a club in Morrow Bay.
534
00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:09,646
He'll be the one
with a white Rose on his table.
535
00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:12,060
Oh, that's so romantic!
536
00:38:13,229 --> 00:38:14,765
Trucker...
537
00:38:14,789 --> 00:38:18,205
I was wondering if there was any way
I could borrow the cosmobile...
538
00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:20,045
I think that way
I could just camp out.
539
00:38:20,069 --> 00:38:22,744
- Of course. Anything for true love!
- Thank you.
540
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,348
Well, I'm going with.
541
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,565
Really?
542
00:38:26,589 --> 00:38:27,856
Me too.
543
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,085
You guys are the best.
544
00:38:29,109 --> 00:38:30,536
Yeah! Count me in!
545
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,256
Forget it!
546
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,079
Can we get to work now?
547
00:38:35,053 --> 00:38:36,179
I... I'll drive.
548
00:38:36,203 --> 00:38:37,298
No!
549
00:38:37,322 --> 00:38:38,882
I'll buy the beer.
550
00:38:42,413 --> 00:38:44,610
Never get to do anything fun...
551
00:38:45,893 --> 00:38:48,293
Priestly, you wanna go out
on a fly errand?
552
00:38:48,317 --> 00:38:49,670
Affirmative.
553
00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:50,705
But what's that we need, captain?
554
00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:53,012
Oh, we're out of tampons
in the ladies' bathroom.
555
00:38:55,094 --> 00:38:56,768
Oh, look at that face!
556
00:38:57,214 --> 00:38:59,344
Don't worry about it,
we'll get 'em tomorrow.
557
00:38:59,406 --> 00:39:01,558
What, do you think I'm afraid
of a box of plungers?
558
00:39:02,805 --> 00:39:04,320
No worries, mate.
559
00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:06,644
Come on, look at me!
560
00:39:07,685 --> 00:39:09,803
I'm a poster boy for maturity!
561
00:39:10,445 --> 00:39:13,021
All right, maybe not,
but close enough.
562
00:39:13,045 --> 00:39:14,249
I can do this.
563
00:39:14,273 --> 00:39:17,837
Alright? I'm comfortable enough
with myself to do this for you ladies.
564
00:39:17,965 --> 00:39:19,639
Hey, renaissance man!
565
00:39:20,245 --> 00:39:22,975
If you need help, just call me.
566
00:39:52,748 --> 00:39:53,884
Beach city grill.
Subs by the inch.
567
00:39:53,908 --> 00:39:55,557
Code blue. Hostile territory.
Aborting mission.
568
00:39:55,581 --> 00:39:56,964
Who is this?
569
00:39:56,988 --> 00:39:58,522
Renaissance man.
I'm at the store.
570
00:39:58,546 --> 00:40:00,595
There's too many enemy tampons.
I'm bailing.
571
00:40:00,619 --> 00:40:02,844
Alright, stay focused.
Describe the situation.
572
00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,835
Initial recon
appears to be bag or box?
573
00:40:04,859 --> 00:40:06,443
- Box.
- Box. Roger that.
574
00:40:06,467 --> 00:40:09,637
Alright, look around chest height.
Do you see anything marked "regular"?
575
00:40:09,661 --> 00:40:10,760
Okay, regular.
576
00:40:12,474 --> 00:40:13,704
Uh.
577
00:40:13,874 --> 00:40:16,504
Here's one
but it says "slender regular".
578
00:40:16,994 --> 00:40:19,917
How can something be both slender and
regular? Isn't that mutually exclusive?
579
00:40:19,941 --> 00:40:21,450
- Priestly...
- Unless, of course they're implying
580
00:40:21,474 --> 00:40:24,043
that in the mysterious underworld
of femboxes slender is regular.
581
00:40:24,067 --> 00:40:25,199
Priestly. Are you done?
582
00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:26,809
- Well, what about the super pluses?
- No!
583
00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:29,399
- Why not? They sound, like, better.
- Don't. They're huge.
584
00:40:29,423 --> 00:40:31,043
I thought you liked huge.
585
00:40:31,067 --> 00:40:35,336
This is one area
where bigger is... not better.
586
00:40:35,457 --> 00:40:38,114
Yeah, well shouldn't you buy all
the protection you can get? I mean
587
00:40:38,138 --> 00:40:40,631
it says here it can handle
any amount of... oh my god!
588
00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:45,082
Priestly, listen up. If a woman
needs an emergency... dipstick
589
00:40:45,106 --> 00:40:46,656
in the ladies' room
of a sandwich stop...
590
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,190
- That's nasty.
- She just wants something
591
00:40:48,214 --> 00:40:51,242
that's gonna hold her over until she
can get home and use one of her own,
592
00:40:51,266 --> 00:40:54,921
based on her own style preferences
and... flow requirements.
593
00:40:54,945 --> 00:40:56,937
- Tish!
- Yeah?
594
00:40:57,145 --> 00:41:02,662
That word... "Flow".
That's nasty. It's gross.
595
00:41:03,489 --> 00:41:05,686
Just... buy the slender regulars.
596
00:41:06,289 --> 00:41:08,385
Over and out. Back to base camp.
597
00:41:08,409 --> 00:41:10,561
Roger that. Over and out.
598
00:41:18,049 --> 00:41:19,438
Huh... hi!
599
00:41:19,689 --> 00:41:21,078
Who was that?
600
00:41:21,969 --> 00:41:23,465
Uh... priestly.
601
00:41:23,489 --> 00:41:24,958
Jason?
602
00:41:25,830 --> 00:41:28,825
No, huh... he works here.
You've seen him.
603
00:41:28,849 --> 00:41:32,033
Oh, yeah... the freak!
604
00:41:39,668 --> 00:41:42,346
- Check out this dude's dress!
- Nice!
605
00:41:55,698 --> 00:41:57,034
What?
606
00:41:57,058 --> 00:41:58,891
Nice bread sticks, dude!
607
00:41:59,978 --> 00:42:01,367
What, these?
608
00:42:01,618 --> 00:42:04,009
Dude, are you having a not so fresh day?
609
00:42:06,984 --> 00:42:09,454
Think it's funny
that I'm buying tampons?
610
00:42:14,204 --> 00:42:16,912
Do you gentlemen...
And I use that term loosely
611
00:42:16,937 --> 00:42:18,929
understand what this means?
612
00:42:20,923 --> 00:42:22,597
Obviously not.
613
00:42:24,730 --> 00:42:26,609
This mean that... uh,
614
00:42:27,070 --> 00:42:30,746
that there's a woman
with whom I'm so intimate
615
00:42:30,770 --> 00:42:34,330
that we're both comfortable with me
buying her most personal possessions.
616
00:42:34,354 --> 00:42:38,587
This means that our relationship
is so solid, so trusting,
617
00:42:38,611 --> 00:42:40,888
that I'm not embarrassed
doing this at all.
618
00:42:42,586 --> 00:42:44,624
It means, my friends,
619
00:42:45,026 --> 00:42:47,142
that instead of hanging out
at a grocery store
620
00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:49,642
havin' a sausage fest
with another guy
621
00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:53,862
playing the skin flute, or just goin'
a lill'... all day long...
622
00:42:53,886 --> 00:42:56,162
I'm getting laid
by a beautiful lady
623
00:42:56,186 --> 00:43:00,348
everyday,
and she takes it downtown. And
624
00:43:01,339 --> 00:43:03,616
everyone here knows it.
625
00:43:05,407 --> 00:43:08,605
- No high 5's dude. Just gimme some love.
- All right!
626
00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:12,462
Excellent!
627
00:43:19,507 --> 00:43:21,022
Peace!
628
00:44:06,036 --> 00:44:08,212
That's how she knows that I'm home
629
00:44:08,236 --> 00:44:10,388
and that she's been kissed.
630
00:44:13,488 --> 00:44:15,401
Oh, I hate comin' home this late...
631
00:44:17,042 --> 00:44:19,160
Yes, she tried to wait up
for you, but
632
00:44:19,602 --> 00:44:21,355
- eyelids went out.
- Yeah.
633
00:44:23,503 --> 00:44:25,399
So there's a ton of lasagne in the oven.
634
00:44:25,423 --> 00:44:27,559
I only know how to cook
for a football team, and...
635
00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:30,267
Julia only had one piece,
so... the rest is up to you.
636
00:44:30,291 --> 00:44:31,813
You didn't eat?
637
00:44:31,984 --> 00:44:33,578
No.
638
00:44:35,024 --> 00:44:38,257
Was your cooking that bad?
Should I... order out?
639
00:44:38,664 --> 00:44:40,960
My cooking is just fine,
thank you very much.
640
00:44:40,984 --> 00:44:43,240
I just... feel a little awkward.
641
00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:44,719
Well, I think you should join me.
642
00:44:44,743 --> 00:44:50,207
I don't... want you to feel awkward,
but... I haven't eaten.
643
00:44:52,170 --> 00:44:53,685
Okay.
644
00:44:59,388 --> 00:45:02,310
Honestly, this is the best
home cooked meal I've had
645
00:45:02,334 --> 00:45:03,472
since we moved here.
646
00:45:03,496 --> 00:45:05,157
- So where are you from?
- Pennsylvania.
647
00:45:05,181 --> 00:45:06,643
Really?
648
00:45:06,667 --> 00:45:08,763
- I'm from Maryland.
- Really?
649
00:45:08,787 --> 00:45:11,631
We used to go to Maryland all the time,
we lived just across the border.
650
00:45:11,655 --> 00:45:13,905
We'd go down to this
great lil' crab shop.
651
00:45:14,027 --> 00:45:15,496
"We"?
652
00:45:16,427 --> 00:45:18,340
So there's a Mrs. Miller?
653
00:45:20,107 --> 00:45:21,603
There used to be
654
00:45:21,627 --> 00:45:23,460
there's not anymore.
655
00:45:26,147 --> 00:45:27,980
And you ended up with Julia?
656
00:45:28,467 --> 00:45:30,904
That's... unusual, isn't it?
657
00:45:42,751 --> 00:45:46,091
Look... I'm not really comfortable
talking about this, Anna.
658
00:45:54,127 --> 00:45:55,596
I'm sorry.
659
00:45:58,176 --> 00:45:59,975
You know, I think I'm gonna go.
660
00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:03,017
- Anna, look, don't go... I...
- No.
661
00:46:04,410 --> 00:46:06,129
I intruded.
662
00:46:06,610 --> 00:46:08,226
Anna, please!
663
00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:09,765
I really need to go.
664
00:46:10,530 --> 00:46:12,079
Thank you.
665
00:46:25,258 --> 00:46:26,873
Come on, priestly, it can't be that bad.
666
00:46:26,897 --> 00:46:29,155
- Yes, it can.
- I can't believe you won't tell us.
667
00:46:29,179 --> 00:46:30,807
Leave it, baby.
668
00:46:32,659 --> 00:46:34,355
Morning!
669
00:46:34,379 --> 00:46:37,373
Hey, truck, you'll know.
What's priestly's first name?
670
00:46:38,668 --> 00:46:39,872
Beats me.
671
00:46:39,896 --> 00:46:41,921
Hey, but it's... gotta be
on his application, right?
672
00:46:41,945 --> 00:46:44,976
Now that I think about it,
I'm not sure he even filled one out.
673
00:46:49,108 --> 00:46:50,871
Beach city grill, subs by the inch.
674
00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:52,267
Hi, is Anna there?
675
00:46:52,291 --> 00:46:54,181
Anna?
676
00:46:55,188 --> 00:46:57,783
Anna! Yeah! Yeah, Anna is here.
677
00:47:01,381 --> 00:47:02,770
Hello?
678
00:47:03,214 --> 00:47:04,603
Hey, it's me.
679
00:47:05,898 --> 00:47:07,194
Hi.
680
00:47:07,218 --> 00:47:10,138
Listen, I was just calling to make sure
you're still babysitting tomorrow.
681
00:47:10,498 --> 00:47:11,748
Sure I am.
682
00:47:11,772 --> 00:47:14,812
Good, I... I was afraid you wouldn't
come because of last night. It's just
683
00:47:15,218 --> 00:47:16,901
- everything with Julia's mother...
- Hey, you know what?
684
00:47:16,925 --> 00:47:18,911
I shouldn't have pried.
685
00:47:18,935 --> 00:47:21,329
You know, until Julia was 2
I just, you know...
686
00:47:21,898 --> 00:47:23,835
Well, I should say it wasn't
a really good time.
687
00:47:23,859 --> 00:47:25,515
I understand.
688
00:47:25,539 --> 00:47:27,338
Okay, great. So that's all
behind us... okay?
689
00:47:27,939 --> 00:47:28,904
- Okay.
- Okay, I'll
690
00:47:28,928 --> 00:47:31,778
- see you tomorrow then.
- Yeah.
691
00:47:43,091 --> 00:47:44,479
Bless you!
692
00:47:44,970 --> 00:47:46,485
Thank you.
693
00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:48,165
Bye.
694
00:48:05,204 --> 00:48:06,860
Okay, I've got it all worked out.
695
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:09,220
We drive up Saturday,
check-in at the camp ground,
696
00:48:09,244 --> 00:48:10,540
and trucker said
that if we pull the seat down,
697
00:48:10,564 --> 00:48:12,740
there's enough room
for all the 3 of us to sleep.
698
00:48:12,764 --> 00:48:14,260
Yeah, right...
699
00:48:14,284 --> 00:48:16,276
Like you're gonna be
spending the night with us...
700
00:48:18,044 --> 00:48:19,433
What?
701
00:48:19,644 --> 00:48:21,114
Nothing.
702
00:48:24,573 --> 00:48:26,766
- No way!
- What?!
703
00:48:27,349 --> 00:48:28,998
You're still a virgin.
704
00:48:30,703 --> 00:48:33,663
So? It's not anything
to be ashamed of
705
00:48:34,183 --> 00:48:35,831
- is it?
- No, it's not.
706
00:48:35,855 --> 00:48:38,653
If I had maintained that,
I wouldn't be in the mess I'm in now.
707
00:48:38,983 --> 00:48:40,348
Yeah... listen, it's, um
708
00:48:40,372 --> 00:48:43,271
it's not really different from
when you do it yourself, it just
709
00:48:43,323 --> 00:48:45,222
takes a lot longer.
710
00:48:47,819 --> 00:48:49,466
Never?
711
00:48:49,633 --> 00:48:52,089
Look guys, I'm a computer nerd daughter,
of a southern baptist minister,
712
00:48:52,113 --> 00:48:55,129
from Wichita...
I'm the worst kind of late bloomer.
713
00:48:55,153 --> 00:48:56,774
You've never plugged your own banjo...
714
00:48:56,798 --> 00:48:59,834
Come on! It's not like you guys
do it all the time, right?
715
00:49:01,249 --> 00:49:02,329
Yesterday morning.
716
00:49:02,353 --> 00:49:03,669
Two days ago.
717
00:49:03,693 --> 00:49:05,362
Last night.
718
00:49:05,738 --> 00:49:08,918
Don't worry! I made bam-bam
go in the other room.
719
00:49:13,544 --> 00:49:14,557
Oh,
720
00:49:14,598 --> 00:49:16,318
and I'm the one worried about
carpal tunnel?
721
00:49:16,759 --> 00:49:20,154
- Yeah.
- It's not carpal. It's more in the fingers.
722
00:49:29,942 --> 00:49:31,598
Nothing's happening!
723
00:49:31,622 --> 00:49:33,250
Keep going!
724
00:49:35,502 --> 00:49:38,118
I don't know you guys,
maybe mine's a dud!
725
00:49:38,142 --> 00:49:40,419
- Keep going!
- Keep going!
726
00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:44,318
- Ow!
- What?
727
00:49:44,342 --> 00:49:45,307
Very intense...
728
00:49:45,331 --> 00:49:48,290
- Well, just slow it down a little bit!
- Or move it to the left!
729
00:49:49,881 --> 00:49:52,397
This is one of those times
I wish I smoked,
730
00:49:52,462 --> 00:49:54,261
or did origami, or something...
731
00:49:57,509 --> 00:50:00,423
Come on! Tadd's waiting for me!
732
00:50:00,669 --> 00:50:03,424
Tell him to come up here and help
if he's so impatient...
733
00:50:04,389 --> 00:50:07,349
So, is Brad going rollerblading
with your guys too?
734
00:50:07,589 --> 00:50:10,693
Tadd says he's not one of those guys
who gives up his friends
735
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:12,662
when he gets a girlfriend.
736
00:50:12,687 --> 00:50:14,495
It's cool... I guess.
737
00:50:14,519 --> 00:50:16,780
I guess... but they're roommates.
738
00:50:16,804 --> 00:50:18,917
I mean, they see each other
all the time anyway.
739
00:50:18,941 --> 00:50:24,757
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh... oh, my god...
740
00:50:24,791 --> 00:50:27,304
Ladies and gentleman,
we have lift off!
741
00:50:27,328 --> 00:50:30,037
Elvis has left the building!
742
00:50:39,081 --> 00:50:40,709
Does she look different to you?
743
00:50:41,740 --> 00:50:43,812
Our little girl's growing up.
744
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:05,889
Roll off!
745
00:51:09,475 --> 00:51:11,204
Baby, you are something!
746
00:51:11,228 --> 00:51:13,313
Something good, I hope.
747
00:51:15,076 --> 00:51:16,989
Yeah... somethin' good.
748
00:51:18,150 --> 00:51:20,506
Hey, I got these tickets
for "the catalyst" on Saturday.
749
00:51:20,710 --> 00:51:23,723
Oh... bummer! I'm going out of town.
750
00:51:23,764 --> 00:51:24,420
Where are you going?
751
00:51:24,444 --> 00:51:27,071
Morrow Bay, but just for Saturday night.
752
00:51:27,095 --> 00:51:29,008
Can't you get out of it?
753
00:51:29,215 --> 00:51:30,988
- Hm-hm, I'm going with Jen and Piper.
- Who?
754
00:51:31,012 --> 00:51:35,122
My friends from the shop...
Jen's mystery man, remember?
755
00:51:35,146 --> 00:51:38,379
Yeah, right... look, can't you just
tell 'em you got a better offer?
756
00:51:39,366 --> 00:51:40,960
But I didn't.
757
00:51:41,686 --> 00:51:43,342
Huh... well, fuck you very much!
758
00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:46,326
I'm sorry, but there's no way
I'm standing Jen up.
759
00:51:46,646 --> 00:51:48,661
Next time just ask first.
760
00:51:48,685 --> 00:51:50,061
Whatever...
761
00:51:50,085 --> 00:51:52,285
So we have to find someone else
to use the third ticket.
762
00:51:53,085 --> 00:51:55,371
"We"'? As in "Brad"?
763
00:51:55,395 --> 00:51:58,527
Yeah, as in "Brad".
764
00:51:58,552 --> 00:52:00,599
Right, good. Is Brad coming
on all of our dates?
765
00:52:00,623 --> 00:52:02,127
What is the fucking big deal?
766
00:52:02,151 --> 00:52:04,006
You have your friends, I have mine.
767
00:52:04,030 --> 00:52:05,800
True, but I don't bring mine
everywhere I go.
768
00:52:05,824 --> 00:52:07,928
You're not one of those
possessive chicks, are you?
769
00:52:07,952 --> 00:52:10,449
The kind that doesn't want me
to have a life away from her?
770
00:52:10,473 --> 00:52:11,518
- No.
- Good!
771
00:52:11,542 --> 00:52:13,825
Because I'm not
gonna put up with that shit.
772
00:52:14,433 --> 00:52:16,346
Just... forget I said anything, okay?
773
00:52:17,273 --> 00:52:19,009
I don't know why, I'm being weird.
774
00:52:19,033 --> 00:52:21,389
Hey, call in sick...
775
00:52:23,359 --> 00:52:25,112
Spend the day with me.
776
00:52:25,313 --> 00:52:30,337
Girl's gotta work. Besides,
I don't have a rich daddy.
777
00:52:30,404 --> 00:52:31,689
Thought we could have a little fun...
778
00:52:31,713 --> 00:52:34,041
Why not? Tonight.
779
00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:14,444
Daddy!
780
00:53:14,468 --> 00:53:16,517
Hey, kiddo!
781
00:53:17,588 --> 00:53:18,564
Well, you'll never guess
what happened.
782
00:53:18,588 --> 00:53:19,493
What?
783
00:53:19,517 --> 00:53:22,542
All the power went out at the school,
so they sent everybody home.
784
00:53:22,688 --> 00:53:23,797
Now, ain't that a shame?
785
00:53:23,821 --> 00:53:25,486
I can tell
you're really broken up about it.
786
00:53:25,510 --> 00:53:26,661
Yeah.
787
00:53:26,828 --> 00:53:28,692
So I figured, if you feel like,
we'd go down to the boardwalk
788
00:53:28,716 --> 00:53:31,356
one last time, before they close
the rides down for the winter...
789
00:53:31,390 --> 00:53:32,971
Awesome!
790
00:53:32,995 --> 00:53:34,423
And you know what?
If we're lucky,
791
00:53:34,447 --> 00:53:37,046
we might just be able
to get Anna to come with us.
792
00:53:37,136 --> 00:53:41,567
Anna, please! Daddy won't take me
on any spinning rides!
793
00:53:41,592 --> 00:53:43,885
That's because daddy
doesn't do spinning rides,
794
00:53:43,909 --> 00:53:46,416
because spinning rides remind daddy...
Of how he used to feel
795
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,774
after frat parties,
just... dizzy and sick.
796
00:53:49,798 --> 00:53:53,829
Daddy doesn't do 'em, you can't
make me do 'em, it's not gonna happen.
797
00:53:54,332 --> 00:53:59,646
Woo! Look, daddy! I'm flying!
798
00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:01,150
We did the right thing, Noah?
799
00:54:01,174 --> 00:54:02,718
Not really, no!
800
00:54:22,648 --> 00:54:25,960
- Daddy, can I go playing the dart game?
- Yes, you can!
801
00:54:26,208 --> 00:54:27,723
- Here's the tickets.
- Thanks!
802
00:54:28,408 --> 00:54:30,002
Watch me!
803
00:54:32,127 --> 00:54:33,516
Okay, so look... I don't
804
00:54:34,207 --> 00:54:38,120
wanna be a walking cliché
and hit on the babysitter, but...
805
00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:43,783
I want you to know that I like
coming home and finding you there.
806
00:54:43,874 --> 00:54:45,548
I do.
807
00:54:48,634 --> 00:54:51,362
So... bear with me on this,
because I haven't
808
00:54:51,386 --> 00:54:54,670
done this
in a long time, but, uh
809
00:54:55,174 --> 00:54:57,528
would you be interested
at all in
810
00:54:57,552 --> 00:55:00,943
spending more time
with the entire Miller family?
811
00:55:01,710 --> 00:55:03,677
Not just Julia, but
812
00:55:03,701 --> 00:55:05,504
with me?
813
00:55:09,190 --> 00:55:10,554
The deep sigh...
814
00:55:10,578 --> 00:55:12,006
Okay...
815
00:55:12,030 --> 00:55:13,579
No. Nope...
816
00:55:14,110 --> 00:55:16,926
The answer is "yes". A big yes.
817
00:55:16,950 --> 00:55:18,578
Yeah?
818
00:55:23,470 --> 00:55:26,769
There's a few things I think
we need to be honest about first.
819
00:55:30,395 --> 00:55:32,194
You're really a man?
820
00:55:33,355 --> 00:55:36,331
Only from the waist down.
That doesn't bother you, does it?
821
00:55:36,355 --> 00:55:39,064
No, not at all!
I like a girl that's hung.
822
00:55:44,024 --> 00:55:45,413
- Daddy!
- Hey!
823
00:55:45,698 --> 00:55:47,074
Guess what I won!
824
00:55:47,098 --> 00:55:48,905
I... gee, I give up. What?
825
00:55:48,929 --> 00:55:50,692
Well, I'll give you a hint!
I won a snake!
826
00:55:53,857 --> 00:55:55,273
Fireworks!
827
00:55:55,297 --> 00:55:56,846
Pretty cool, huh?
828
00:56:04,191 --> 00:56:06,024
I know what you mean
about honesty, though.
829
00:56:07,310 --> 00:56:08,935
- You do?
- Yeah.
830
00:56:09,031 --> 00:56:11,262
We'll talk later.
831
00:56:21,277 --> 00:56:23,649
All right, so we have chocolate,
sleeping bags, food,
832
00:56:23,673 --> 00:56:26,896
personal items, chocolate,
money, chocolate, and beer.
833
00:56:26,997 --> 00:56:28,796
You think
we have enough chocolate?
834
00:56:29,117 --> 00:56:30,666
I'll add it.
835
00:56:37,875 --> 00:56:39,550
Oh, is that tadd all pissed off?
836
00:56:39,574 --> 00:56:43,231
Yeah, we've torked about something
as usual. He'll recover.
837
00:56:43,255 --> 00:56:47,534
Good. I was worried you was mad at me
for a second. Imagine...
838
00:56:48,335 --> 00:56:50,009
Ah, no. You're okay.
839
00:56:54,204 --> 00:56:56,381
Hey, Jen, did you do something
different with your hair?
840
00:56:56,405 --> 00:56:57,734
No, why?
841
00:56:57,758 --> 00:56:59,304
I don't know, you just look different.
842
00:57:05,362 --> 00:57:07,354
- You told him?
- No.
843
00:57:07,402 --> 00:57:10,138
All right angels,
cosmobile is ready to roll!
844
00:57:10,162 --> 00:57:11,881
Thanks, Charlie!
845
00:57:16,021 --> 00:57:18,035
- Greetings, everyone!
- Hey, zo!
846
00:57:24,454 --> 00:57:26,258
Take care of the temple, truck.
847
00:57:32,208 --> 00:57:33,614
I made this for your trip.
848
00:57:35,667 --> 00:57:37,056
Does that have chocolate in it?
849
00:57:37,107 --> 00:57:38,843
Sadly, no.
850
00:57:38,867 --> 00:57:42,723
This is a mixture of ground herbs,
petals and pots.
851
00:57:42,747 --> 00:57:46,344
It will bring wholesomeness and
protection to you on your journey.
852
00:57:46,387 --> 00:57:47,981
Thank you, zo.
853
00:57:55,708 --> 00:58:00,038
It's not a sin, Jen, it's a celebration.
Enjoy it freely.
854
00:58:03,232 --> 00:58:07,339
Now, for this to work,
you have to hold each other
855
00:58:07,364 --> 00:58:11,660
and release it into
the wind blowing off the ocean.
856
00:58:11,685 --> 00:58:13,313
Okay!
857
00:58:16,348 --> 00:58:17,201
I have to run.
858
00:58:17,226 --> 00:58:20,124
I'm making lentil and tofu soup.
859
00:58:20,148 --> 00:58:21,867
Stop by if you want some.
860
00:58:21,988 --> 00:58:23,484
Hey, zo!
861
00:58:23,508 --> 00:58:27,457
Are you vegetarian because you love
animals, or because you hate plants?
862
00:58:27,988 --> 00:58:29,741
Oh... I do love you, priestly.
863
00:58:29,948 --> 00:58:33,146
Hey, I’m... babysitting here
by myself all weekend, I’d
864
00:58:33,868 --> 00:58:35,860
love it if you took a shift.
865
01:00:21,452 --> 01:00:24,923
If this turns out to be the ashes
of Zo's first husband, I'm gonna freak.
866
01:00:49,718 --> 01:00:51,694
I really don't think
this is necessary.
867
01:00:51,718 --> 01:00:53,312
It looks better down.
868
01:00:58,312 --> 01:01:00,782
- What're you doing?
- No... it needs more lift.
869
01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:02,568
It's not gonna get more lift.
870
01:01:02,592 --> 01:01:05,506
You guys, just...
I just want him to see the real me.
871
01:01:05,992 --> 01:01:08,273
Oh no no! No. You never show
the real you on a first date.
872
01:01:08,512 --> 01:01:10,868
- I think you look beautiful.
- Thank you.
873
01:01:11,459 --> 01:01:13,212
Different, somehow.
874
01:01:23,599 --> 01:01:25,591
- So, do you know what he drives?
- No.
875
01:01:26,559 --> 01:01:28,162
No, of course not,
that would be too easy.
876
01:01:28,186 --> 01:01:29,695
What difference would it make?
877
01:01:29,719 --> 01:01:30,764
Lots!
878
01:01:30,788 --> 01:01:32,515
Suppose he drives some
beat-up piece of shit
879
01:01:32,539 --> 01:01:35,015
held together by duct tape
and dental floss...
880
01:01:35,039 --> 01:01:36,952
All you need is love.
881
01:01:39,039 --> 01:01:43,111
And what if he has, like, NRA
and skinheads' stickers all over it?
882
01:01:43,197 --> 01:01:44,933
Then we can work it out.
883
01:01:44,958 --> 01:01:47,308
It's Beatles retro night at
the Morrow Bay.
884
01:01:47,333 --> 01:01:49,813
We're accepting fab four
requests all night long.
885
01:01:49,838 --> 01:01:54,317
What if he's "the fool on the hill"...
Or "the nowhere man"?
886
01:01:54,624 --> 01:01:56,935
Tish... "Let it be".
887
01:01:57,144 --> 01:01:59,640
Besides, everybody's
got something to hide.
888
01:01:59,664 --> 01:02:02,100
- Except me and my monkey!
- Stop it!
889
01:02:03,184 --> 01:02:04,354
All right, so this is all we have to do:
890
01:02:04,378 --> 01:02:06,432
We have to find a table
in the back or in the corner
891
01:02:06,456 --> 01:02:08,760
so that we can scope him
or her out in advance.
892
01:02:08,784 --> 01:02:11,280
And, if he's an extra...?
We bolt.
893
01:02:11,304 --> 01:02:13,431
Maybe we should send tish past
him and see if he check her out.
894
01:02:13,455 --> 01:02:15,950
If he doesn't check tish out,
he's either gay or dead.
895
01:02:15,974 --> 01:02:18,056
It's true. Never mind.
896
01:02:36,584 --> 01:02:39,348
Okay... remember you guys: White Rose.
897
01:02:50,731 --> 01:02:52,689
C'mon Alice, move that ass!
898
01:03:05,273 --> 01:03:06,742
Maybe that's him.
899
01:03:07,793 --> 01:03:09,546
So-so.
900
01:03:09,913 --> 01:03:12,349
I told you, I don't care about looks.
901
01:03:16,591 --> 01:03:18,087
Do you think that's him?
902
01:03:18,111 --> 01:03:19,760
You want me to walk
by the table and check?
903
01:03:19,784 --> 01:03:21,260
Wait.
904
01:03:24,231 --> 01:03:25,887
I'm gonna guess that's not.
905
01:03:25,911 --> 01:03:27,744
Unless he were on a date.
906
01:04:16,258 --> 01:04:17,914
Oh my god!
907
01:04:17,938 --> 01:04:21,967
That settles it!
I've got to get my DSL hooked up!
908
01:04:26,117 --> 01:04:29,816
Oh... is that a face made
for sitting on or what?
909
01:04:55,976 --> 01:04:57,411
Come on, Jen...
910
01:04:58,496 --> 01:05:00,249
Please talk to us.
911
01:05:00,816 --> 01:05:02,879
Look, do you want me to...
To go back down,
912
01:05:02,903 --> 01:05:05,352
and tell fuzzy22
that you got cold feet or...?
913
01:05:05,376 --> 01:05:06,341
No.
914
01:05:06,365 --> 01:05:09,968
Come on, why not, Jen? I mean,
he came a long way to meet you...
915
01:05:10,376 --> 01:05:12,632
I don't know what you saw
that we missed.
916
01:05:12,656 --> 01:05:17,174
What I saw was... just a guy
looking for the girl of his dreams.
917
01:05:18,776 --> 01:05:21,552
A guy like that doesn't dream
about a girl like me.
918
01:05:21,576 --> 01:05:23,472
Is this about how cute he was?
919
01:05:23,496 --> 01:05:25,063
And I thought you'd be happy!
920
01:05:25,087 --> 01:05:27,655
Not to mention, you know,
pretty damn relieved.
921
01:05:27,679 --> 01:05:30,272
Besides, you said
that looks don't matter.
922
01:05:30,296 --> 01:05:33,369
Yeah, that was before I knew
he was Brad-fucking-Pitt!
923
01:05:36,872 --> 01:05:39,477
There's no way a guy who looks
like that is gonna want me.
924
01:05:39,501 --> 01:05:40,632
That's crazy.
925
01:05:40,656 --> 01:05:42,101
Is it?
926
01:05:42,192 --> 01:05:43,442
I mean, look at tadd.
927
01:05:43,466 --> 01:05:46,715
When he came into the shop he
didn't exactly beeline me, did he?
928
01:05:46,739 --> 01:05:50,343
Okay, but tadd is a superficial
dickhead, everybody knows that.
929
01:05:51,859 --> 01:05:53,851
Everyone except tish, sorry.
930
01:05:56,578 --> 01:05:59,856
I mean, girls who look
like you don't understand...
931
01:06:03,407 --> 01:06:04,975
You know, I always think like
932
01:06:04,999 --> 01:06:08,435
if I lost ten pounds, or...
Wear different clothes, or
933
01:06:08,459 --> 01:06:12,063
got new boobs, that would
make a difference, but...
934
01:06:12,247 --> 01:06:13,703
I know the truth.
935
01:06:13,727 --> 01:06:15,799
I'm sorry, but that's bullshit.
936
01:06:18,848 --> 01:06:21,204
You're the smartest person
that I know.
937
01:06:22,008 --> 01:06:25,844
When I see you helping those homeless
guys that no one can even look at...
938
01:06:27,209 --> 01:06:29,918
You make
everyone around you happy.
939
01:06:31,066 --> 01:06:32,922
You have so much to offer.
940
01:06:32,946 --> 01:06:35,680
I mean, to say you don't
just because of how you look
941
01:06:35,704 --> 01:06:37,703
it's just... all bullshit.
942
01:06:38,666 --> 01:06:41,082
I didn't say
I don't have a lot to offer.
943
01:06:41,106 --> 01:06:44,418
I said that people will never know
because they don't see me.
944
01:06:50,395 --> 01:06:52,988
How many proms did you miss
because no one asked you?
945
01:06:53,995 --> 01:06:56,725
How many times have your friends
left you sitting alone at the club
946
01:06:56,749 --> 01:06:58,651
while they went
to dance with guys?
947
01:06:58,675 --> 01:07:00,977
Or how many times has a customer
completely ignored you
948
01:07:01,001 --> 01:07:02,750
to get a better look at me?
949
01:07:07,780 --> 01:07:10,023
So until that happens...
950
01:07:10,183 --> 01:07:12,366
Until you're told
time and time again
951
01:07:12,390 --> 01:07:14,622
that your place in life
is in the background
952
01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:17,815
don't tell me that's bullshit.
953
01:07:18,522 --> 01:07:20,401
Because you don't know.
954
01:07:33,388 --> 01:07:36,382
All I saw tonight was a man
with eyes full of hope.
955
01:07:36,948 --> 01:07:38,497
Hope...
956
01:07:38,708 --> 01:07:41,497
That would've turned into disappointment,
the second he saw me.
957
01:07:42,188 --> 01:07:43,199
A forced smile...
958
01:07:43,223 --> 01:07:45,267
Polite conversation...
959
01:07:48,304 --> 01:07:50,262
God, I couldn't stand that!
960
01:07:51,064 --> 01:07:53,022
Not after all this.
961
01:09:33,055 --> 01:09:34,683
All right!
962
01:09:36,564 --> 01:09:38,884
I've been sitting by the phone,
waiting, wondering...
963
01:09:38,908 --> 01:09:41,085
I demand a full report,
I want all details!
964
01:09:41,109 --> 01:09:42,370
What happened?
965
01:09:43,177 --> 01:09:46,706
Okay, look... huh... there's a
particular reason we didn't call you...
966
01:09:56,830 --> 01:09:58,299
Are you okay?
967
01:10:00,556 --> 01:10:02,150
You shitting me?
968
01:10:04,013 --> 01:10:05,402
Jen!
969
01:10:05,693 --> 01:10:08,766
Please tell me you didn’t leave fuzzy
just sitting down there wondering!
970
01:10:11,498 --> 01:10:13,194
God damn it, Jen!
971
01:10:13,218 --> 01:10:15,496
I don't expect you to understand.
972
01:10:17,432 --> 01:10:18,947
No, I understand.
973
01:10:19,624 --> 01:10:21,723
I understand you wouldn't talk to him
because you were terrified
974
01:10:21,747 --> 01:10:24,696
he was gonna judge you
on the bases of your looks.
975
01:10:25,351 --> 01:10:28,823
Yet you're completely comfortable
doing the exact same thing to him!
976
01:10:35,083 --> 01:10:36,915
That's unbelievable! God!
977
01:10:43,511 --> 01:10:44,584
Hey!
978
01:10:47,418 --> 01:10:49,037
Hey!
979
01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:50,566
- Hey!
- What?
980
01:10:50,607 --> 01:10:53,673
- Why are you pissed at me?
- I'm not pissed at you.
981
01:10:53,697 --> 01:10:55,303
I mean, not you specifically,
982
01:10:55,327 --> 01:10:57,813
more's like a representative member
of your gender!
983
01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:58,813
Oh, come on
984
01:10:58,837 --> 01:11:01,786
- look, that was really hard on Jen.
- Oh, really? Really, tish?
985
01:11:01,810 --> 01:11:04,627
'Cause I'm sure it wasn't a...
A picnic for fuzzy too.
986
01:11:05,617 --> 01:11:07,848
Why you're suddenly
fuzzy's best friend, huh?
987
01:11:08,217 --> 01:11:09,393
Why?
988
01:11:09,417 --> 01:11:10,913
Because it's pathetic, tish, okay?
989
01:11:10,937 --> 01:11:13,444
It's pathetic that you can't rise
above all the superficial horseshit
990
01:11:13,468 --> 01:11:15,911
that's whirling around you.
991
01:11:15,936 --> 01:11:18,546
I mean, why is it, why is it
that some people can't see a good thing
992
01:11:18,570 --> 01:11:20,669
when it's standing
right in front of them, hm?
993
01:11:21,137 --> 01:11:23,229
What is it
that screws all that up?
994
01:11:23,337 --> 01:11:25,270
Can you tell me?
995
01:11:25,457 --> 01:11:26,586
I swear,
you're like 2 years old,
996
01:11:26,610 --> 01:11:29,388
you're more interested
in the wrapping paper than what's inside.
997
01:11:29,797 --> 01:11:31,266
Wait.
998
01:11:32,717 --> 01:11:35,392
Are you talking about Jen, or me?
999
01:11:35,933 --> 01:11:38,498
If there's a difference, let me know.
1000
01:11:51,561 --> 01:11:52,977
Hey Jen.
1001
01:11:53,001 --> 01:11:56,074
Just leave it. You've had a long day,
I'll close it up.
1002
01:11:56,441 --> 01:11:57,737
You sure?
1003
01:11:57,761 --> 01:11:59,640
Yeah... yeah, go home and get drunk.
1004
01:12:00,921 --> 01:12:02,549
Thank you.
1005
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:12,748
- I'll, hmm... I'll see you tomorrow.
- Yep.
1006
01:13:03,494 --> 01:13:04,883
On your back!
1007
01:13:09,025 --> 01:13:11,370
Take these off.
1008
01:13:16,696 --> 01:13:17,952
- Oh my god!
- Oh, yeah!
1009
01:13:17,976 --> 01:13:19,695
No! No! No!
1010
01:13:21,056 --> 01:13:22,935
What are you doing, asshole?
1011
01:13:23,016 --> 01:13:25,232
Come on, tish, it's just Brad!
1012
01:13:25,256 --> 01:13:27,223
- Yeah, relax tish, it's cool.
- Get out!
1013
01:13:27,247 --> 01:13:28,816
Tish, I live here.
1014
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,340
You know what I mean!
1015
01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:33,672
Come one... what's the big deal?
Haven't you ever had a threesome before?
1016
01:13:33,696 --> 01:13:35,697
It's fun, we'll show you.
We do it all the time.
1017
01:13:35,721 --> 01:13:37,110
Oh, no! Forget it!
1018
01:13:37,134 --> 01:13:39,780
Where are you going? I can't believe
you're getting so fucked up about it!
1019
01:13:39,804 --> 01:13:41,664
It's not like you're the most
moral chick on the planet!
1020
01:13:41,688 --> 01:13:43,131
- What?
- Look,
1021
01:13:43,155 --> 01:13:45,537
one of the reasons I dug you so much
is because you're obviously...
1022
01:13:45,561 --> 01:13:49,980
- Experimental.
- Yeah! Experimental.
1023
01:13:50,014 --> 01:13:53,064
God... well,
science class is over, children!
1024
01:13:53,754 --> 01:13:56,987
- Oh, come on, tish!
- You know you want me.
1025
01:13:57,634 --> 01:13:58,634
What's the big deal?
1026
01:13:58,658 --> 01:13:59,719
Let go of me!
1027
01:13:59,743 --> 01:14:01,623
- Get on the bed...
- Get out of my way! Let go!
1028
01:14:08,471 --> 01:14:09,807
Oh my god!
1029
01:14:09,831 --> 01:14:11,070
Now look what you did...
1030
01:14:11,094 --> 01:14:12,767
What I did?
1031
01:14:12,791 --> 01:14:14,863
Get the fuck away from me!
1032
01:14:16,884 --> 01:14:20,003
Bye, tish! I'll be here waiting.
1033
01:14:22,764 --> 01:14:24,413
People are stupid,
they just don't think like that.
1034
01:14:24,437 --> 01:14:26,317
Okay priestly,
this time you can relax.
1035
01:14:26,341 --> 01:14:28,372
I'm just saying Cobain wasn't tryin'
to leave this world,
1036
01:14:28,396 --> 01:14:29,888
all right? He was just tryin'
to leave Courtney.
1037
01:14:29,912 --> 01:14:31,393
I'll buy it.
1038
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:37,938
- Oh, shit... what happened?
- Oh
1039
01:14:37,963 --> 01:14:41,296
yeah, isn't it beautiful? I mean,
we're not gonna talk about it...
1040
01:14:42,463 --> 01:14:43,919
- What did you do?
- I
1041
01:14:43,943 --> 01:14:47,313
was rollerblading out on west cliff
and I wasn't paying attention,
1042
01:14:47,337 --> 01:14:51,061
and so I sped and went down.
It's not a big deal.
1043
01:14:55,811 --> 01:14:57,466
You guys, I'm fine!
1044
01:14:57,490 --> 01:14:59,506
So, huh...
Who do we trash today?
1045
01:14:59,530 --> 01:15:00,658
Courtney love.
1046
01:15:00,682 --> 01:15:01,947
Good, I hate her.
1047
01:15:01,971 --> 01:15:04,009
Yeah, I wish
she'd hit some nice plant!
1048
01:15:07,851 --> 01:15:09,376
You know,
the parenting books all say
1049
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:12,106
it's supposed to be easier
to put kids to sleep in the winter,
1050
01:15:12,130 --> 01:15:13,731
because it gets dark earlier.
1051
01:15:14,851 --> 01:15:16,570
I think they're lying.
1052
01:15:18,004 --> 01:15:20,315
Maybe she's just an exceptional kid.
1053
01:15:21,370 --> 01:15:24,887
Yeah... that must be it. Couldn't
possibly mean that I'm a lame father.
1054
01:15:28,950 --> 01:15:30,863
Okay, Noah, here it goes.
1055
01:15:32,524 --> 01:15:34,277
I got somethin' to tell you.
1056
01:15:34,871 --> 01:15:36,704
Something major.
1057
01:15:39,796 --> 01:15:41,868
I have something to tell you too.
1058
01:15:43,298 --> 01:15:45,450
Something no one knows
about Julia, I've
1059
01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,799
never told anyone.
1060
01:15:49,449 --> 01:15:51,407
I think you should go first then.
1061
01:15:51,609 --> 01:15:54,682
I think your thing relates to my thing.
1062
01:15:54,729 --> 01:15:56,323
Okay.
1063
01:15:57,109 --> 01:15:58,784
Well, my thing is this:
1064
01:15:59,908 --> 01:16:02,849
Julia's mother lives
on the east coast, and is
1065
01:16:02,948 --> 01:16:05,951
legally barred from seeing Julia
until her 18th birthday.
1066
01:16:05,975 --> 01:16:07,417
What?
1067
01:16:07,788 --> 01:16:09,004
Why?
1068
01:16:09,028 --> 01:16:13,223
When Julia was 5 months old,
her mother tried to kill them both.
1069
01:16:14,337 --> 01:16:16,284
She sat in the car holding Julia
1070
01:16:16,308 --> 01:16:18,191
with the exhaust pipe in.
1071
01:16:18,215 --> 01:16:20,564
Fortunately, a neighbour
who's letting his dog shit
1072
01:16:20,588 --> 01:16:23,887
in the front yard heard the engine,
broke a window and saved them.
1073
01:16:24,256 --> 01:16:25,665
What happened then?
1074
01:16:25,689 --> 01:16:29,049
Hospital, medicines,
therapy, everything.
1075
01:16:32,113 --> 01:16:33,058
Very slowly...
1076
01:16:33,082 --> 01:16:36,062
I just started
leaving her and Julia alone again.
1077
01:16:36,953 --> 01:16:39,628
Then, right after
her third birthday,
1078
01:16:39,673 --> 01:16:41,241
I got a call at work.
1079
01:16:41,265 --> 01:16:43,809
We were toilet-training Julia,
1080
01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:45,912
and I guess
1081
01:16:46,837 --> 01:16:49,294
she had an accident in her pants.
1082
01:16:49,979 --> 01:16:53,432
Her mother held her hand
on the toilet bowl and
1083
01:16:55,436 --> 01:16:57,292
slammed the lid down.
1084
01:16:57,316 --> 01:16:59,752
Broke two of her fingers
and three bones.
1085
01:16:59,996 --> 01:17:02,034
And, so, I
1086
01:17:03,230 --> 01:17:05,406
filed for divorce and custody.
1087
01:17:05,430 --> 01:17:07,183
Obviously, got both.
1088
01:17:08,530 --> 01:17:11,808
Then we packed the car
and moved down here to start a new life.
1089
01:17:14,513 --> 01:17:16,489
Does Julia remember any of this?
1090
01:17:16,513 --> 01:17:18,949
No, no, I don't... think so.
1091
01:17:19,953 --> 01:17:21,991
Anyway, she used to say:
1092
01:17:22,273 --> 01:17:26,243
"Mummy hurt me, so she doesn't live
here anymore" over and over, but
1093
01:17:26,267 --> 01:17:28,226
it soon stopped.
1094
01:17:28,856 --> 01:17:30,558
Must have been so hard...
1095
01:17:30,833 --> 01:17:34,623
Well, my responsibility as a parent
is to protect my child.
1096
01:17:36,831 --> 01:17:39,790
I can accept the suicide attempt,
that's post-part um depression, but
1097
01:17:39,832 --> 01:17:43,057
everything else was a clear
patten of abuse.
1098
01:17:48,812 --> 01:17:50,327
What?
1099
01:17:51,785 --> 01:17:54,920
- Post-part um depression?
- Yeah.
1100
01:17:58,294 --> 01:18:00,196
But you... have to give birth
for that to happen.
1101
01:18:00,220 --> 01:18:02,720
Ah... yeah..
1102
01:18:02,814 --> 01:18:04,670
But Julia is adopted!
1103
01:18:04,694 --> 01:18:07,847
What?! No she's not, why...
Why would you think that?
1104
01:18:09,372 --> 01:18:10,908
Yes she is!
1105
01:18:10,932 --> 01:18:13,901
No she's not, Anna... I... I was in
the delivery room at the hospital.
1106
01:18:13,925 --> 01:18:15,588
She's not adopted!
1107
01:18:15,612 --> 01:18:18,162
Jesus Christ, you look like
you're gonna be sick!
1108
01:18:19,332 --> 01:18:21,308
Christ, Anna! What's wrong?
1109
01:18:21,332 --> 01:18:22,988
She's not my baby?
1110
01:18:23,012 --> 01:18:24,615
What?! No! Anna...
1111
01:18:24,639 --> 01:18:26,360
I'm not Anna!
1112
01:18:27,252 --> 01:18:28,846
I'm not anyone!
1113
01:18:30,699 --> 01:18:32,498
Anna!
1114
01:19:13,032 --> 01:19:14,706
You're ready to go, babe?
1115
01:19:17,380 --> 01:19:20,076
Hey trucker,
can I leave ten minutes early?
1116
01:19:20,100 --> 01:19:23,856
Sure, angel. Just be careful
if you go rollerblading.
1117
01:19:35,874 --> 01:19:38,310
I don't like the way
that old hippie calls you "angel".
1118
01:19:39,881 --> 01:19:41,017
Look, I didn't wanna make
a scene in there,
1119
01:19:41,041 --> 01:19:42,767
but there's no way
I'm ever going out with you again!
1120
01:19:42,791 --> 01:19:44,331
Why, because
you got a little bruise?
1121
01:19:44,355 --> 01:19:46,177
You can't blame me
if you're... clumsy.
1122
01:19:46,201 --> 01:19:49,048
Clumsy?
This would have never happened
1123
01:19:49,072 --> 01:19:50,516
if you and Brad
hadn't tried to force me
1124
01:19:50,540 --> 01:19:51,816
to do something
I didn't want to do!
1125
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:55,112
Forced you?
Gimme a break, come on, get...
1126
01:19:55,892 --> 01:19:57,080
Get in the car!
1127
01:19:57,113 --> 01:19:59,837
Look, why don't you and Brad just admit
that the girl's unnecessary,
1128
01:19:59,861 --> 01:20:01,606
and get on with it?
1129
01:20:02,612 --> 01:20:03,703
What're you talking about?
1130
01:20:03,727 --> 01:20:06,891
Are you so far in the closet
you can't see the light?
1131
01:20:08,026 --> 01:20:09,743
You and Brad
are hot for each other.
1132
01:20:09,812 --> 01:20:12,248
You just use the girl
to pretend you're straight.
1133
01:20:16,409 --> 01:20:17,589
Listen to me!
1134
01:20:17,613 --> 01:20:18,734
I'm no fag.
1135
01:20:18,758 --> 01:20:21,280
I was captain of the football team
in high school.
1136
01:20:24,201 --> 01:20:25,716
Let me guess...
1137
01:20:26,328 --> 01:20:30,118
You were a tight end, always to afraid
of becoming a wide receiver?
1138
01:20:31,778 --> 01:20:34,207
Why don't you just be a man
and admit what you are?
1139
01:20:35,148 --> 01:20:37,266
No one cares that you're gay.
1140
01:20:38,712 --> 01:20:41,148
If you ever call me
queer again, I...
1141
01:20:45,113 --> 01:20:48,152
You do not hit her!
You piece of shit!
1142
01:20:48,233 --> 01:20:51,705
What is it with you guys?
Fine, she's a waste of time anyway.
1143
01:20:53,492 --> 01:20:54,587
You okay?
1144
01:21:05,033 --> 01:21:06,489
Hey! Shithead!
1145
01:21:06,513 --> 01:21:08,082
Why don't you try the old hippie?
1146
01:21:08,106 --> 01:21:09,158
Trucker, don't!
1147
01:21:09,182 --> 01:21:10,608
What is it with you people?
1148
01:21:10,632 --> 01:21:12,994
She's a cheap piece of ass!
Who cares about her?
1149
01:21:13,018 --> 01:21:14,809
That's it, pretty boy...
1150
01:21:14,833 --> 01:21:16,791
Keep talkin'.
1151
01:21:30,860 --> 01:21:33,506
You listen to me,
you dick less yuppie!
1152
01:21:33,530 --> 01:21:36,918
Tish is a lady
and she's my friend!
1153
01:21:37,020 --> 01:21:40,437
All right? I ever see you around her,
there'll be one of your pictures
1154
01:21:40,461 --> 01:21:44,012
on "unsolved mysteries".
You got it?
1155
01:21:53,765 --> 01:21:57,482
Does anyone else think that trucker
might have... some explaining do to?
1156
01:22:02,732 --> 01:22:04,360
Let's go to my pad.
1157
01:22:14,304 --> 01:22:15,934
Are you okay?
1158
01:22:25,092 --> 01:22:26,845
I don't believe it...
1159
01:22:27,492 --> 01:22:29,468
Gordon Hancock?!
1160
01:22:29,492 --> 01:22:31,308
Senior class Prez...
1161
01:22:31,332 --> 01:22:34,348
Captain of the football team...
No Woodstock?
1162
01:22:34,372 --> 01:22:36,888
No free love, no peace rallies?
1163
01:22:36,912 --> 01:22:39,688
Yeah, I took the free love
when I could get it, I mean...
1164
01:22:39,813 --> 01:22:41,188
- No bongs?
- Well...
1165
01:22:41,212 --> 01:22:43,300
- No grateful dead concerts?
- That came later.
1166
01:22:43,324 --> 01:22:46,111
- What happened?
- Oh, pff...
1167
01:22:47,802 --> 01:22:49,798
I got drafted.
1168
01:22:49,822 --> 01:22:52,312
I found out
I was a sneaky son of a bitch
1169
01:22:52,336 --> 01:22:55,918
good at... killing people
before they even knew that I was there.
1170
01:22:55,942 --> 01:22:58,478
It's funny what you can learn
about yourself.
1171
01:22:58,788 --> 01:23:01,591
- Geez...
- Did 3 tours
1172
01:23:01,615 --> 01:23:05,169
lost count of the bodies
somewhere in the second...
1173
01:23:07,090 --> 01:23:10,926
So, god knows how many...
Souls I gotta face someday...
1174
01:23:10,950 --> 01:23:13,086
So, when was trucker born?
1175
01:23:13,110 --> 01:23:15,164
Well... when I got home,
1176
01:23:15,188 --> 01:23:19,187
I started taking... long walks
at night on the beach, and
1177
01:23:19,230 --> 01:23:22,025
met some crazy ass surfers...
1178
01:23:24,219 --> 01:23:28,195
They made me smile, you know?
For the 1st time since I had gotten back.
1179
01:23:28,219 --> 01:23:29,795
I bought a board,
1180
01:23:29,819 --> 01:23:31,652
and changed my name.
1181
01:23:33,046 --> 01:23:38,077
But I swore that I would never...
Hurt another human as long as I lived.
1182
01:23:51,514 --> 01:23:54,064
I'm sorry I made you break
your promise.
1183
01:23:54,194 --> 01:23:55,868
Oh, no...
1184
01:23:56,474 --> 01:23:59,263
I said that I would never...
Hurt another "human".
1185
01:24:00,227 --> 01:24:01,910
So I'm cool with that, angel.
1186
01:24:03,290 --> 01:24:05,226
But, promise me somethin'?
1187
01:24:05,250 --> 01:24:06,586
Anything.
1188
01:24:06,610 --> 01:24:11,128
No more shitheads. You know,
like, date a... a nice guy.
1189
01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:16,856
The problem is
1190
01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:18,373
guys like that don't ask me out.
1191
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:24,152
Well, maybe they could ask
the wizard for some courage.
1192
01:24:25,820 --> 01:24:28,036
That's it, isn't it? Courage.
1193
01:24:28,060 --> 01:24:30,075
That's why you won't ask zo out?
1194
01:24:30,099 --> 01:24:31,633
You're afraid
she won't like your past.
1195
01:24:31,657 --> 01:24:34,535
She's just all about love and...
And peace, and...
1196
01:24:35,420 --> 01:24:36,910
I don't think she'd accept it.
1197
01:24:36,934 --> 01:24:38,390
I wouldn't know hot to tell her.
1198
01:24:38,414 --> 01:24:40,737
I don't think you have to.
1199
01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:48,620
Zo is in your yearbook.
Look... it's her.
1200
01:24:48,645 --> 01:24:53,945
Oh my god... it's really zo!
Get out of here...
1201
01:24:54,045 --> 01:24:56,720
- She's cute!
- Come on, pass it back!
1202
01:24:58,005 --> 01:24:59,501
Ah... trucker!
1203
01:24:59,525 --> 01:25:01,802
- How in the hell I missed that?
- I like!
1204
01:25:08,011 --> 01:25:09,400
Hey!
1205
01:25:10,935 --> 01:25:12,221
You can't hide forever, Anna,
1206
01:25:13,615 --> 01:25:15,448
or whatever your name is.
1207
01:25:16,147 --> 01:25:17,509
What do you want?
1208
01:25:18,047 --> 01:25:20,977
I want the truth.
You owe me that much.
1209
01:25:24,717 --> 01:25:27,273
So you came out here
because you saw a picture of a girl
1210
01:25:27,297 --> 01:25:28,996
you thought
might be your daughter?
1211
01:25:31,298 --> 01:25:32,733
No!
1212
01:25:32,758 --> 01:25:34,414
The pieces fit!
1213
01:25:34,438 --> 01:25:36,157
Age, looks
1214
01:25:37,284 --> 01:25:39,003
artistic ability!
1215
01:25:40,351 --> 01:25:41,998
The mother told me
that she was gonna name her Julia,
1216
01:25:42,022 --> 01:25:43,798
and that her husband's name
was Noah.
1217
01:25:43,822 --> 01:25:46,387
Still, I don't see
why you just didn't ask!
1218
01:25:47,591 --> 01:25:49,446
When you were vague about her past
I assumed that was
1219
01:25:49,470 --> 01:25:51,869
because you didn't want me to know
that she was adopted.
1220
01:25:52,270 --> 01:25:54,581
That sounds like wishful thinking.
1221
01:25:57,110 --> 01:25:59,023
Why would you lie about your name?
1222
01:26:01,767 --> 01:26:03,754
There aren't that many pipers
hanging around.
1223
01:26:03,790 --> 01:26:07,064
I was afraid you'd remember my name
from the adoption papers.
1224
01:26:08,629 --> 01:26:09,944
Anna is my middle name.
1225
01:26:13,011 --> 01:26:15,058
Look, I never intended
on becoming part of your lives.
1226
01:26:15,082 --> 01:26:16,934
I just wanted to know
that she was okay.
1227
01:26:16,958 --> 01:26:19,653
But you did, Anna. You became
part of our lives, and now it just
1228
01:26:19,677 --> 01:26:22,001
it just seems like a lie.
1229
01:26:23,994 --> 01:26:25,730
You know,
I didn't want to give up my baby!
1230
01:26:25,754 --> 01:26:27,491
I was forced to!
1231
01:26:27,515 --> 01:26:29,391
I mean, what would you do
if Julia was taken from you?
1232
01:26:29,415 --> 01:26:31,121
Wouldn't you think about her
every day for the rest of your life?
1233
01:26:31,145 --> 01:26:33,591
- Yeah, of course...
- Then why is it any different for me?
1234
01:26:34,247 --> 01:26:37,403
I mean, why is my love for my child
just a whim while yours is real?
1235
01:26:37,463 --> 01:26:40,473
Of course, you have your child,
so you can afford to be judge mental.
1236
01:26:42,783 --> 01:26:45,492
All I have is the ghosts of two Julias.
1237
01:26:46,177 --> 01:26:48,270
I loved them both, and I lost them both.
1238
01:27:01,010 --> 01:27:03,728
So you always knew about...
Me being in the war?
1239
01:27:05,656 --> 01:27:07,324
You were 3 years behind me?
1240
01:27:09,406 --> 01:27:12,603
Of course I was... crazy for you.
1241
01:27:12,628 --> 01:27:14,780
All the girls were.
1242
01:27:15,544 --> 01:27:18,000
You never paid much attention
to the freshmen girls.
1243
01:27:18,024 --> 01:27:21,083
Especially not nerdy, flat-chested ones.
1244
01:27:22,897 --> 01:27:25,493
You know, trucker, no matter
how much you grow up
1245
01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:30,579
sometimes high school is right there,
bleeding down your neck.
1246
01:27:33,931 --> 01:27:37,218
That just blows my mind that...
I was your high school fantasy.
1247
01:27:37,242 --> 01:27:38,920
It's true.
1248
01:27:41,907 --> 01:27:44,203
So, what did you fantasize about us?
1249
01:27:44,227 --> 01:27:46,583
Watching the sunset at the beach?
1250
01:27:47,687 --> 01:27:49,023
Sometimes.
1251
01:27:49,047 --> 01:27:51,563
Yeah... what else?
1252
01:27:52,167 --> 01:27:53,761
Stuff.
1253
01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:56,230
Tell me.
1254
01:27:58,537 --> 01:28:00,683
Trucker,
my high school fantasy was
1255
01:28:04,137 --> 01:28:06,255
that we were in love.
1256
01:28:06,617 --> 01:28:09,690
That... by a mere look
at each other's eyes
1257
01:28:09,857 --> 01:28:11,975
time would stand still,
1258
01:28:12,177 --> 01:28:15,410
and our hearts
would forever beat as one.
1259
01:28:27,117 --> 01:28:29,348
I'm sorry it took so long.
1260
01:28:31,797 --> 01:28:33,041
That's okay...
1261
01:28:56,811 --> 01:28:58,245
- Are you guys...?
- Oh, ladies first.
1262
01:28:58,269 --> 01:28:59,730
Thank you.
1263
01:29:00,331 --> 01:29:02,296
Good evening.
Did you find everything alright?
1264
01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:03,469
Yep.
1265
01:29:13,244 --> 01:29:15,780
- Your total's $9.75.
- Thanks.
1266
01:29:15,805 --> 01:29:17,877
Thank you. Have a good night.
1267
01:29:24,700 --> 01:29:26,089
- This sucks, dude!
- Seriously!
1268
01:29:26,780 --> 01:29:28,329
Here, I'll put the stuff back.
1269
01:29:28,420 --> 01:29:30,731
Wait, wait, wait... keep the lube.
1270
01:29:33,938 --> 01:29:35,794
You people are too naive!
1271
01:29:35,818 --> 01:29:37,581
So you're saying that Chapman
did pull the trigger?
1272
01:29:37,605 --> 01:29:38,777
Affirmative!
1273
01:29:38,801 --> 01:29:40,327
Order up!
1274
01:29:40,858 --> 01:29:42,892
- Wasn't it just a CIA puppet?
- No, he was programmed,
1275
01:29:42,916 --> 01:29:44,692
- right down the line!
- No, no!
1276
01:29:44,716 --> 01:29:46,728
The threat was over, man!
1277
01:29:46,753 --> 01:29:49,868
By then he was just making
love songs for Yoko, and...
1278
01:29:49,893 --> 01:29:50,219
What?
1279
01:29:50,244 --> 01:29:52,919
No, no...
Lennon was coming alive again.
1280
01:29:53,143 --> 01:29:55,798
Reagan had just taken office,
so he had to be taken out.
1281
01:29:55,823 --> 01:29:59,659
Exactly! Thank you!
See? Genius!
1282
01:30:04,742 --> 01:30:06,295
- Can you hold this?
- Sure.
1283
01:30:07,142 --> 01:30:09,692
- Stay close, Julia!
- I will!
1284
01:30:12,602 --> 01:30:14,594
Okay, so here's the deal:
1285
01:30:14,622 --> 01:30:18,459
Julia and I took a vote, and there's
a definite vacant seat in the family.
1286
01:30:21,148 --> 01:30:23,140
Job is yours, if you want it.
1287
01:30:23,508 --> 01:30:25,861
- Really?
- Yeah.
1288
01:30:28,689 --> 01:30:30,647
Only one ground rule:
1289
01:30:30,889 --> 01:30:33,484
Nothing but honesty from now on.
1290
01:30:34,423 --> 01:30:35,696
I swear.
1291
01:30:41,963 --> 01:30:43,478
- Noah?
- Hm?
1292
01:30:44,043 --> 01:30:46,522
- That shirt's of a really nasty color.
- Okay, not that honest!
1293
01:30:46,546 --> 01:30:48,601
Hey, I'm just trying to get
started somewhere!
1294
01:31:24,508 --> 01:31:28,897
- Hey man.
- Hi.
1295
01:31:29,975 --> 01:31:32,605
- Are you hungry?
- No.
1296
01:31:36,375 --> 01:31:39,289
Okay, huh... how can I help?
1297
01:31:39,375 --> 01:31:40,969
You're pretty.
1298
01:31:43,388 --> 01:31:45,460
No, I don't... I don't know about that.
1299
01:31:46,835 --> 01:31:48,668
I do.
1300
01:31:50,895 --> 01:31:52,569
Well, thank you.
1301
01:31:53,795 --> 01:31:55,753
You're very pretty.
1302
01:31:55,815 --> 01:31:58,490
And you're exactly
who I'd hoped you'd be.
1303
01:32:05,714 --> 01:32:06,848
Ladybugger.
1304
01:32:46,016 --> 01:32:48,134
I punched you, baby!
1305
01:32:51,336 --> 01:32:53,533
Gotta remember
to log off your computer, Jen...
1306
01:32:55,522 --> 01:32:57,150
Can we
1307
01:32:57,216 --> 01:33:01,370
can we go somewhere to talk?
Face to face, for a change?
1308
01:33:03,189 --> 01:33:04,942
I'd like that.
1309
01:33:07,238 --> 01:33:09,192
Huh... I'm Jeff Kenline, by the way.
1310
01:33:10,283 --> 01:33:12,180
It's a pleasure to meet you,
Jeff Kenline.
1311
01:33:14,997 --> 01:33:16,432
- Hey, dude!
- Yeah?
1312
01:33:16,457 --> 01:33:19,036
Huh... where did you get "fuzzy22" from?
1313
01:33:19,577 --> 01:33:22,968
Huh... I got that account when I was
working on my senior thesis.
1314
01:33:22,993 --> 01:33:26,128
It's on fuzzy logic and I was 22.
1315
01:33:27,013 --> 01:33:28,901
Why? Did you think
I was a cop or somethin'?
1316
01:33:28,925 --> 01:33:31,045
No, of course not!
1317
01:33:31,133 --> 01:33:33,683
That would be stupid... a cop!
1318
01:33:44,809 --> 01:33:47,022
Who says "a cop"...
I mean, honestly, "fuzzy"...
1319
01:33:47,047 --> 01:33:48,828
Did you do that?!
1320
01:33:50,448 --> 01:33:51,448
Awesome!
1321
01:34:06,609 --> 01:34:09,489
So, one tuna sub... and veggie sub.
1322
01:34:15,689 --> 01:34:17,317
- Huh, about... ten minutes.
- All right.
1323
01:34:22,329 --> 01:34:24,048
All right, what can I get for you?
1324
01:34:29,576 --> 01:34:31,489
Holy shit!
1325
01:34:33,338 --> 01:34:37,326
Miss Matheson, it would be my
pleasure if you would agree to
1326
01:34:37,356 --> 01:34:39,545
accompany me to dinner tonight.
1327
01:34:43,886 --> 01:34:45,222
Depends.
1328
01:34:45,252 --> 01:34:46,880
On what?
1329
01:34:47,045 --> 01:34:49,149
I wanna know your first name.
1330
01:34:49,225 --> 01:34:50,774
Yeah!
1331
01:34:52,732 --> 01:34:54,690
Come one, gimme a break!
1332
01:34:55,365 --> 01:34:57,582
I went to banana republic,
for Christ's sake!
1333
01:35:05,209 --> 01:35:06,686
Dammit!
1334
01:35:08,190 --> 01:35:09,514
Boaz.
1335
01:35:11,193 --> 01:35:12,392
Can't hear you.
1336
01:35:14,692 --> 01:35:18,308
Boaz, all right?
My first name is boaz.
1337
01:35:18,332 --> 01:35:20,404
- Boaz?!
- Shut up!
1338
01:35:23,925 --> 01:35:25,758
Can I tell you something, boaz?
1339
01:35:27,894 --> 01:35:29,310
Okay.
1340
01:35:29,334 --> 01:35:32,043
This is something...
I've never told to anyone else.
1341
01:35:33,787 --> 01:35:35,586
Yeah, of course.
1342
01:35:35,951 --> 01:35:37,579
Tish
1343
01:35:38,264 --> 01:35:40,655
is short for "Platisha".
1344
01:35:41,451 --> 01:35:42,958
Platisha?
1345
01:35:42,982 --> 01:35:44,844
Platisha.
1346
01:35:50,633 --> 01:35:51,943
It's good!
1347
01:35:54,847 --> 01:35:57,943
Oh, there's something
I should mention, huh... platisha.
1348
01:35:57,967 --> 01:36:00,006
And what's that, boaz?
1349
01:36:00,031 --> 01:36:04,464
Well... you see, with women...
There's never... I mean, I've never...
1350
01:36:05,575 --> 01:36:06,664
Don't try.
1351
01:36:18,033 --> 01:36:19,627
Is that a "yes"?
1352
01:36:19,873 --> 01:36:21,606
Yes, boaz!
1353
01:36:57,653 --> 01:36:59,452
Dad!
1354
01:37:02,718 --> 01:37:05,088
- We asked you here today...
- It's alright.
1355
01:37:05,112 --> 01:37:08,511
In this most sacred
and beautiful of all places
1356
01:37:09,078 --> 01:37:12,675
to witness our dedication
to each other.
1357
01:37:14,441 --> 01:37:17,377
We start our new lives
as we started the last.
1358
01:37:17,401 --> 01:37:19,527
Naked and needing
1359
01:37:20,495 --> 01:37:23,871
dependent on those
we love to care for us.
1360
01:37:23,895 --> 01:37:27,212
- Hell, yeah!
- Congratulations!
1361
01:37:29,071 --> 01:37:30,865
Rock on, man!
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