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[ Screaming, swords clanging ]

[ Groans ]

[ Gunshots fire ]

♪

Very soon, this world shall be wallowing in death.

And then it's all mine.

- Don't be an idiot. - But we have to make a move.

Dragons love to hoard treasure,

and inside the stomach of this one is someone

who looks exactly like Enchantress.

A classic MacGuffin. - A Mac-what?

You need to brush up on your movie tropes.

Here's your first lesson:

revenge is a gold standard plot device!

♪

[ Roars ]

[ Dragon snarls ]

[ Grunts ]

Aah!

Oof! What the...?! Why isn't it scared of me?

I made my face way more ferocious than last time.

[ Groaning ]

Hey! Cut it out! That hurts! Don't bite me!

Aah! - Get away from it!

Huh?! [ Explosion, both scream ]

[ Loud clang ] - [ Winces ]

Agh! - Huh?

[ Heavy thud ] - [ Gasps ]

I'm warning you.

You better stop messing with me!

What are you talking about? I haven't even done anything--

Huh?

♪

Huh? - Harley, come in! Do you copy?

- Kinda busy right now, Rick. - Where are you?!

We just got ahold of something--

something that we think is

somehow connected to Enchantress!

Connected to her? Oh!

I'm in the plaza, and she's pissed!

Bring it here and we'll figure it out!

You want us to bring it?! Uhh, it's not that easy--

Whoa! Shit! - You okay? Rick? Hello?!

So that little bitch stole something from you, huh?

Was it some old cringey love letter?

Or your special blanky maybe? Your favorite shoes?

Whatever!

The good news is that we managed

to steal it back from her! - What?

And you can have it-- if you help us out.

You're too hot and sexy to be hanging with a bunch of zombies.

You'll give it back? [ Gasps, groans ]

- Huh? - Agh, goddammit...

You're going to pay for this!

♪

What'd I say?!

Run! Run! Run!

[ Both breathing heavily ]

[ Thudding ]

[ Groans ]

[ Coughing ]

Aah! Oof!

[ Gasps ] Ohh!

Thought we blew that damn thing up!

Skeleton monsters always put themselves back together.

Everybody knows that!

You have to burn them to ash or grind them to dust!

[ Loud thud ] - Huh?

[ Gasps ]

You pieces of shit!

Aah!

Huh?

[ Dragon roars ]

[ Blades clang ]

[ Both gasp ]

[ Heavy thud ]

- Why would you protect us? - Just go.

- What? - Harley is waiting

for you two, isn't she?

Now hurry. - What's your angle?

You have our gratitude, so thank you.

Here's an idea-- meet me at the castle when it's all over.

The two of us... can discuss this matter more privately.

- You should go away. - [ Chuckles ]

Hey, man. What the hell was that?

You really don't know how to read between the lines, do you?

Huh?

Clearly the sword maiden has fallen in love with me.

She literally just told you to go away.

Okay, let's think.

We can't just keep dragging her...

or the zombies are going to catch up with us for sure.

I have an idea.

♪

[ Gunshots fire ]

♪

[ Grunts ]

♪

Too bad the only friends that you have

can't breathe under the water!

Here comes the wave!

[ Grunts ]

The look on your face says it all.

You're nothing but a stupid moron!

Only a fool would make friends with the weak humans.

You'll never compare

to the strength and coordination of our symmetry!

Huh? Where'd he go?

♪

Hm? Huh?! - [ Snarling weakly ]

You bastard! You're crushing his gills!

Aaagh! That's a line you don't cross, heartless fool!

I'm a messenger of peace.

[ Snarls painfully ]

No! Leave him alone!

Looks to me like you two are pretty tight chummy buddies.

If you try anything funny... so will I.

Please don't do this!

Huh? - Humans no swim like me.

But they are very smart and brave... friends!

Bullshit! After us, he'll come for you!

Aah!

[ Hits thudding ]

You betray your kind?!

- I said not to do that! - Shut up!

You're lucky you're not dead already!

[ Groans ]

Ugh...

♪

Oh, there you are! Welcome back.

The two of us can't be defeated down here!

Hm?

W-W-W-Wait! Wait! Wait!

[ Screams ]

Alright. Let's go.

Me no win fight.

Me too weak. You no need weakling.

No. I need you to take me to the opposite shore.

Nobody can swim as fast as you, my friend.

Aww...

[ Explosion ]

Why'd you do that, you dumbass?!

Because protecting people is what we knights are all about.

Yeah, well, look where it got ya.

What caused that explosion?

One... of your despicable weapons?

It's called a grenade. Now be quiet.

- Here, take this. - Huh?

Not a chance. You need it more than I do.

[ Chuckles weakly ] You must protect the princess

and save the kingdom.

I know you can do it, soldier...

[ Exhales sharply, growls ]

You chivalrous dumbass!

[ Armor clangs ]

[ Energy warbles ] Huh?

[ Explosion ]

Oh, shit. Hmm...

♪

Aah!

♪

[ Grunts ]

Mm!

Ha!

[ Explosion ]

♪

[ Energy warbles, gunshot fires ]

Huh...

It's the armor of a legendary hero

infused with magic.

Huh?

Ohh.

How are things progressing?

Why don't you tell me?

Or are you sitting back spectating

while do all the work? - Honestly, I am.

It really is something to behold.

It is. You're witnessing the beginning

of a world ruled by death.

Huh?

Aah!

Jeez! Arty!

[ Roars ]

♪

Whoa!

You need to just chill out for a second, okay?!

Shut up... and get out of my way!

♪

- Huh? - [ Groans, gasps ]

What the fudge? Is that a big mud ball?

- Am I going the right way? - I think so!

Just keep rolling! - No one treats me like that!

What? Man, you sure have a temper.

- I'm sick of this! - Wait!

It's those goddamn maggots from the other world.

They're trying to give Enchantress her body back.

Well, in that case,

I suppose there's no point in keeping her alive.

It's a shame to lose some of her power...

but she'll do well as another member of my undead army

along with that trash.

[ Grunts ]

How can there be so many?!

That's enough! Leave my body alone!

Aah! - Huh?!

[ Gasps ]

Dammit!

[ Gasps ]

Aah! Huh?

[ Growls ]

[ Loud thud ]

Hmph.

[ Energy warbles ]

Hmm?

Wow.

That was not meant to save you or anything.

I don't really know what's going on,

but you don't have to follow her orders anymore, do ya?

So you can help us out now. - Yeah, whatever.

I'm only interested in getting revenge on her

for using me like a tool this whole time.

Aww. That's adorable.

She's just playing hard to get. It's a character trope called--

Oh, please! I'm definitely not saving your muddy ass!

The mere thought of you is absolutely nauseating!

Oh, no, sweetie. Our first fight.

You fools! I'm growing tired of you.

How long do you think you can resist death?

[ Grunting ]

This kingdom and the realm now belongs to my hoard.

There's no place for your kind!

♪

Now die!

Perish and give me your corpses!

Lord, those things are hideous.

[ Grunting ]

♪

[ Gunshots firing ]

♪

- Hey, guys! - Where's Princess Fione?

[ Sighs ] I'm not sure.

The road to the castle was completely blocked off.

Most likely to prevent the zombies from getting in.

Hold up. What's with the new fit, Shot?

[ Mockingly ] And you can fly now?

You're like a pretty little angel!

Yeah, yeah, stuff it.

You cats are getting new outfits, too.

Put 'em on. - Huh?

[ Gasps ]

Where'd you get all this?

I took 'em off our pal, the commander of the knights.

What? You mean Cecil's dead?!

Well... let's just say he's resting in peace,

while snoring like a jackhammer. - [ Snoring loudly ]

[ Skeletal monsters clattering ]

You were listening, right? To her dumb speech?

She said there was no place here...

for "people like us."

- Hmph. - Heh.

She has no idea...

how sick we are of hearing that shit!!

♪

[ Energy sparkling ]

Hmm.

[ Whooshing ]

[ Giggles ]

Ahh!

♪

[ Chains rattling ]

[ Giggles ]

I've been told there's no place for me

nearly every day of my life!

Hmph! Ha!

♪

Hee-hee!

♪

[ Vocalizing ]

Ow!

♪

Hoo-wha!

[ Grunts ]

♪

Huh? Ahh...

[ Grunting ]

♪

[ Roars ]

[ Energy warbling ]

♪

Hmph! Ha!

Hey!

♪

[ Gunshot fires ]

Ha!

♪

[ Gasps ]

♪

[ All grunt ]

♪

Ha!

Dodge this! [ Gunshots fire ]

[ Giggling ]

Blammo! [ Gunshots firing ]

Ha! [ Chains rattling ]

Whee!

[ Roars ]

[ Water splashing ]

[ Roars ]

[ Roaring ]

♪

Hmph! [ Chuckles ]

[ Grunts ]

♪

Ha!

[ Grunting ]

[ Gunshot fires ]

[ Giggles, squeals excitedly ]

[ Giggles ]

♪

[ Laughs ]

[ Grunts ]

♪

Feast your eyes...

on Isekai!

♪

[ Bones rattling, both gasp ]

- Come on. - Gotta beat the boss

to end this mess.

- Huh? - Do it.

Kill her. And if you can pull it off...

then I may be willing to call us even.

As if we ever owed you anything.

♪

[ Chuckles softly ]

♪

- [ Laughs ] - Huh?

[ Energy warbling ]

Let's go!

♪

[ Growls, gasps ]

[ Grunts ]

- [ Roaring ] - Aah!

Arty!

♪

Whoa! Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!!

[ Crashing ]

[ Soldiers gasp ]

- Holy crap! - [ Groans ]

Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?!

The ground broke my fall.

Glad to see you're still in one piece, princess.

I am! Thanks to your assistance.

- Huh? - [ Growls ]

Oh.

Whoa...

Huh?

Oh. Uh...

Um... what is it? - Damn!

I like you without all that princess nonsense.

You're lookin' good, girl! Oh. And love the makeup.

Oh, thanks. You're not so bad yourself.

[ Explosion in distance ]

♪

Princess, we could use your magic.

We're in a tight spot.

I'm afraid I can't.

The Undead King can only be defeated...

by the holy sword bestowed to our kingdom.

But it has gone missing.

[ Roars ]

[ Groans ]

♪

Hmm? Hang on. You can totally use magic!

- Huh? - Fione,

you can totally use magic!

Um, I can.

Here's the plan.

♪

Resistance is futile.

Hey, can it!

[ Both grunting ]

♪

Ha!

[ Scoffs ]

[ Gunshot fires ]

[ Both grunt, gunshots firing ]

[ Laughs ]

Aah!

♪

- Hyah! - [ Grunting ]

[ Roaring ]

♪

Aah! Aah!

[ Groaning ]

♪

[ Groans ]

All you've done is borrow some power from the holy armor.

Don't let it get twisted in your heads

that you can win.

You're nothing compared to--

[ Gunshot fires ]

♪

[ Snarls ] Very well!

If you are so desperate to suffer a painful death...

I'll strangle the life out of you myself!

[ Energy warbling ]

♪

[ Roars ]

Ha!

♪

[ Laughs ]

♪

[ Choking ]

Your demise will be misery.

Your flesh will rot away over and over again...

and I'll keep bringing you back

to forever wander through my kingdom for eternity!

[ Exhales weakly ]

♪

...to hell. - Huh?

I said... go to Hell.

[ Scoffs ]

[ Gasps ]

Come, my sword!

[ Roaring ]

[ Gasps ]

♪

[ Screams ]

[ Exhales weakly ]

[ Gasps ]

You set me up! Emperor!

I dunno what that means.

Nor do I really give a shit!

[ Giggles ] - [ Gasps ]

- [ Laughs ] - Aah!

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Explosion ]

♪ Yeah, that's karma, yeah ♪

Next in line, come forward!

♪ Checkmate, I'm a superstar ♪

- Huh? - Friends from another world...

we commend you and your efforts.

Despite only visiting our realm, you fought bravely during the--

Yeah, so, I can't read word of this,

and I'm really hungry!

Like, we ran all the way back after resetting our bombs and--

Oh, be quiet!

Do you realize how much of an honor it is...?

There's a bountiful feast waiting for you

out in the courtyard.

Also, we've prepared something for Mr. Arthur.

That's what I'm talking about! You get me, Fio!

Oh!

- I-I-It's chow time! - Ah! Jesus!

Don't just throw that thing away!

C'mon, guys! Let's go get some grub!

- Yum yum! - I am so sorry.

No, they're quite awful.

That they are.

♪

- Fio... - Uh, what?

[ Chuckles ] Nothing.

Everything's fine.

The Kingdom has agreed to cooperate with us.

We should be able to successfully establish

a bridgehead here for gathering resources.

And?

What's the status of your primary mission?

Still underway, ma'am.

Although...

Yes?

We caught sight of Katana in the Empire.

How is that possible?

Really?

That could only mean one thing.

- What?! Not him! - That's right.

That's exactly who I mean.

Another world? Are you serious?

And they want us to pilfer the resources from here?

[ As Rat Catcher ] It worked. And my head didn't explode!

[ Laughs ] I'm free to do whatever I want!

A war, huh? Sounds good to me!

[ As Killer Croc] 'Cause I just found the perfect partner

to help me wreak a little havoc.

[ Laughs ]

Would you look at that? There are beastmen and elves here!

[ As Thinker ] I'm going to prove that all my research

into the brain is just as effective on non-humans!

Are you the new Emperor?

Fine, fair enough.

I'll play along with your schemes for now.

I'm going to take that witch who came with you.

I'm certain that her magic will come in handy.

[ As Lich ] But... do not forget!

My kingdom shall be a utopia filled

with the tranquility of death!

And if you get in my way...

your corpse will be the very first one on top of the pile!

Got it?!

[ Applause ]

[ Normal voice ] You had magnificent ambitions,

Skeleton Queen.

I too love death.

Especially how it doesn't discriminate

from visiting us all eventually, no matter how much we fear it.

You piqued my interest.

But in the end... it only led to peace and quiet.

And that pales in comparison to the thrill

of watching people live on the edge.

[ Giggles ]

I guess you could say... [ Thud ]

...there just wasn't enough meat on the bone for me.

[ Laughs ] - If that's the case,

what do you think he's after?

I assume he used Katana's appearance

in order to sabotage our mission.

He caused a bunch of chaos-- as usual--

intentionally disguised as someone else from our world.

All to make it more difficult for us

to gain the cooperation of the people who live there.

So he just wanted to prevent us from securing their resources?

There must be more to it than that.

But nobody in the world

can understand what that lunatic is thinking.

Which is probably the best thing for all of us.

Continue the mission.

Hunt down the Joker and capture him.

Or kill him if necessary. - Yes, ma'am.

♪

Apparently he's been masquerading as you over there.

It makes me sick.

And I bet that's exactly why he did it.

As payback for your capture of Harley.

Remember what I said?

Everybody dreams about being somewhere else.

They all want something new and different.

So... what do you think now, Harley?

Just a little longer, Puddin'.

I'll be making my way back to you real soon!

Has this new world scratched your itch...

or do you want more?

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