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Eisenhower's battle plan for D-Day it was nothing

compared with Pama's preparations for our wedding.

Even time gave in to his desires. The best gift we have ever received.

Beautiful morning in Wellington.

Gifts are resources great tension at the wedding.

Husband does not want to spend as many wives.

Some boys know they don't have to drink $300 champagne to go to zero.

One thing! I ask you to do one thing...

If a woman asks you how her tailcoat looks, never flatter.

Flattery means he is as big as elephant, and the clothes belonged to him

miraculously reduced to the size of a woodpecker.

RAVODA CITY

He departed.

I don't want to repeat that mistake my friends did.

So I waited until I really did Certain. While I really know what I'm doing.

Pam is cute, fun, super smart. And with a libido the size of Australia.

By some miracle, I found out perfect partner.

Good afternoon. Simon and Pam will start with the oath they had written.

A little help from Khalil Gibran, Pam's beloved Arab poet.

We love each other, but don't exist love attachment.

May it be a flowing ocean between the shores of our souls.

What we give to each other, but everyone creates.

To be together, but not to slow down.

May the pillars of the temple support us...

Damn it. I completely forgot that connection

and other just gossip a woman can think of.

Nolly faints. - Maybe because of Khalil Gibran.

You see, most of the couples This guy wasn't even supposed to get married.

Still, everyone walked down the aisle while thinking, that's all. He's real.

Except him. Saul had to be satisfied with what's left.

Is he okay? - Harry, godfather, best friend.

Not too demanding, loyal, cheerful, likes sports, beautiful like a picture.

I should have married him.

I pronounce you husband and wife.

Sky over Berlin looks like that

crying on my day marry Klaus.

That should have been my first sign.

Almost didn't happen, because, as usual, Klaus was late.

I was a shy student when I met him.

He is everything to me.

I had to close the office. This is not good. - No, please. We need this today

to make. We will leave the country tomorrow. Please, just two minutes.

I would love to follow him until the end of the world. Which I did in the end.

He was offered a job as a professor at Wellington.

He really hated his mother. I of course thought it was unbearable.

This is not what your father said and I want it for you.

I can't find my damn certificate.

This is for you. - You don't have time to shower?

Nice lighting, huh?

Every day when he is in the hemisphere another world, he will still be here with you.

Tomorrow we go to New Zealand.

Next time. - I'll have anesthesia too.

Father.

It's very instinctive and universal thereby bringing strangers closer.

That's how Harry and I met Keith. Bank traders, what a mess.

First? -That.

This is my third. He's the one other. our first.

Another wedding, you two. That is a win lust for marriage.

Did you attend that touching moment? -Help?

Birth. -Yes, right.

That's beautiful. - I'm definitely standing on the other end.

Good. Sit down. Cross your legs.

Having children and meeting the other mothers were very helpful.

For a long time I felt like I didn't have one place in New Zealand.

I'm glad it's over.

Keep it up and I promise you will have your old lines again.

I don't want my lines back. I want his.

Oh, sorry. Katrina? -That. This is Pipi.

I am pleased. -Hi, Pip. Katrien Becker, nice to meet you.

This is Pam. -Hi, Pam Nicholson. -Hi, Pam. I am pleased.

I miss home. And the weather is very bad.

Then I was offered to become the second cellist of New Zealand Symphony Orchestra.

I can play again. Everything has changed.

That was the first time I saw it.

She's beautiful, perfect, that way can only be done by foreigners.

I looked at him like a baby looked up at the stars above the crib.

As if it didn't exist what else is important in this world.

It was as if he was the whole world.

I love my Keith. But not like a toy underfoot, written diapers and lack of sleep,

doesn't ruin the romance.

Do you have protection? -I've already.

This is amazing.

After seven years of marriage, I think our sex life was no longer normal.

Oh, I see. Do not stop. No...

Sorry, he doesn't seem interested. -Sleep.

Good.

Play 80 concerts a year on the road to small towns, show Stravinsky

for people who think Andrew Lloyd Weber is the best composer of all time

That does not as exotic as it sounds.

I really miss the kids. I miss Klaus too.

At first, the hotel bed was good and luxurious. Then you get lonely.

Then you'll be naughty.

I wanted to surprise Klaus.

But not like this.

Like all couples, Klaus and I experience joy and sorrow.

Katie please. -Screw you. And take the little bitch with you.

But that doesn't mean anything to me. -What?

This is clear one of the disadvantages.

I will not follow them. Take this bitch with you.

Mama?

Hi my sweet monster.

What do you need?

Do I have to go to school today?

What do you say, we go down, have breakfast, and we'll see how you feel.

I don't want to go. - Well, I don't want to write either essay, and Dad didn't want to go to parliament.

Someone's stomach need food. Come on.

When are you coming home?

Simon, when are you coming tonight? - Boyle has an appointment.

Do not be late. Our company is coming.

I don't know about you, but I can drink. Simone?

It's too early for me, sir. -July? - I don't drink before 11 o'clock.

11 o'clock is somewhere in the world. Cheers.

Somebody? -No. -No.

As you may have heard, our colleagues Phil Watersby undergoes heart surgery.

I don't know how they found it.

After all, our elected leaders appointed me Minister of the Environment.

I know a lot about it as whore about giving birth to a cow.

Sorry dear. That's a lot of bullshit. Simon has the details.

This is all... Enough standard. Excuse me.

In addition to the OECD meeting in Berlin on climate change. -Climate change?

Are you kidding? -Follows the protocols of the Vienna Convention.

Christ. Should I go?

You are responsible and accountable, sir.

Excuse me.

What's this? -If memory serves well, it's prophylactic.

What? - Just like condoms, Pack. Just less.

What were you doing at that time? - He ran away.

Not with too much pressure? - With too much pressure.

You leave them hanging out? -That.

Son of a bitch. However, not all is lost.

Even fucking Julie can see you have your drive.

You cheer me up a lot, you know?

Mama! -Hey monkey. I miss you.

O. -O. - Welcome home.

You know what, Mom? -What? - I ate nuts for dinner and I didn't smell them.

Is that true? - You're all good. Aren't you kids?

The kids get something to drink. - There's chocolate milk in it.

What is wrong? - I'll tell you later.

Oh my God, are you kidding me? When did it happen?

This morning. The kids sleep with us.

He caught the previous flight and... found them dusty in his bed.

What a jerk. -Here he is? -Beef. -Of course.

Tell him he has to come to dinner. - Boss said that.

It's official now. Klaus is a jerk, and you have to come to family dinner, okay?

I am embarassed.

Tell him he can be angry, betrayed, hurt instead of me.

This is very normal.

Lucy, stop staring.

No need to be embarrassed. Shame is a useless feeling.

You're really hairy, aren't you? -Yes, right.

My mother has hair like that. -Lucy. - In the butt.

Do you need something else?

Pamela called. -That? - He said to buy two milk

and a cheap but drinkable Australian shira and something else I will remember.

Good. What kind of milk? -Cream. It swells better.

And can you go home early.

And can you give the kids something to drink?

Nothing with artificial sweeteners, where they are very active.

Now is that time of the month? - He's 80, I don't think he's got it anymore.

You know who I mean. Family meeting... Parents...

including beautiful cells which You mentioned it several times.

Katrien will be there together her husband. -Too bad.

Drinking in my office inside ten minutes, stallion. - No, Archie.

I promised Pam I'd get there sooner. - That was your first mistake.

You always told him you would go home when you can't.

Sometimes you can, sometimes you can't. Am I right or am I right?

Get up. He's talking to you.

Would I do it again? -Yes. - Sorry about that.

Anyway, drink in my office in ten minutes.

You won't leave me alone with that. - You made the decision to stay alone and be infertile.

Suite. -Book.

If I can help in any way, don't hesitate to ask.

Nice coat. -Thank You.

No, touch it.

You're late. - Urgent state affairs.

Not safe, but I should probably go to Berlin with Boyle in November. -Help?

Then I have a test.

If I have bad news, it's safer to tells Pam in front of the guests.

He can't scold me like that.

I'm just saying don't drink too much. You keep smoking, you always smoke.

Nicotine causes respiratory problems... - Shut up.

Pip, would you like a drink and a cigarette? - Don't start, stupid. - Sounds like yes.

Hi darling. -Hi, Deb. -Hi darling.

Uite, uðite.

Katrien, thank you for coming. - Where is Picasso?

What's that? - We'll talk again later.

Dad doesn't live with us anymore. - Mother found him in bed with a naked girl.

Yes. -Good. Let's go, people. Let's go to Lucy and Mickey Mouse.

I hope this strong enough. -Thank You.

Klaus is a bastard. -Good luck bastard, but still a bastard.

It hasn't been easy for Klaus in New Zealand. - How difficult is it?

He wants to join the men's organization you told Keith about,

where everyone talks about how it's hard to be a man. -This won't happen.

Nobody joined. I am sorry.

Obviously, no it's hard to be a man these days.

I'm finishing my seventies. - That's where you're wrong.

Today is more about find the warrior within you.

If it is a women's group , they will see each other's vaginas.

Katrien looks very vulnerable At the moment. I want to hug him.

Pamper her hair. Tick ​​neck. Kiss her lips and nipples.

Kissing her nipples? Jesus, where did it come from?

I don't believe me think about it. I don't think anyone noticed.

I noticed.

It's funny that I don't noticed Simon before. Not like that.

He's mad at Klaus for me, and I think I appreciate that.

Kids, turn the music down.

Before we start, Pip and I want to share something with you.

I'll tell them. When you lost, tell them.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have decided that I am a lesbian.

Kids, turn on the music.

We both see this as progress.

This is clearly important to Pip, and also for me.

I hope to be loved as I am, and Pip deserves as much... - A lesbian.

What day.

Jadan Keith.

Katrien and Klaus are a possibility will make peace. Couples usually do this.

I think Katrien and Keith can comfort each other for a while.

Come on, he's not that guy. - And what kind of man is he?

Just like you.

Well, I'm glad you considered it pleasant. -Excuse me, darling.

Katrien told me that she was fed up with men.

Next time, he wants to be with someone who... shy, natural, and ordinary like you.

Lord, thank you very much.

Fuck me. Because I Normal, I'm his type.

I will be careful to behave normal from now on.

I can't find my certificate, remember?

Your mother is freaking out about paint in my hand. But he likes pictures.

We love it in Berlin, Katie. We should not abandon him.

Eliš, Klaus?

I behaved very badly. I'm not a good boy.

I am sorry.

I'm sure you regret it. - I don't want this to happen.

Of course, this is my fault. I shouldn't forcing you to fuck the girl with a gun.

I don't want to break up.

It doesn't mean anything to me. - But you fucked him.

It doesn't mean anything to me. - And that's why it's so much better.

Don't you understand that sex is important.

Well, if sex is so important, then why do we never have it.

I made dinner for four family tonight. I'm tired.

I can't just lie down and suddenly felt...

Navlaženo. -Zašto ne?

It doesn't matter.

I'll drink.

What happened to the sexy, attractive woman I married.

I miss her.

It's very clear that he doesn't miss me.

You say you feel guilty because you have no desire to have sex.

How do you think I feel? You did it makes me ashamed of myself.

Mama? I want chocolate balls.

Have you ever laid in bed feeling guilty of being sexually aroused?

I don't think we need to talk about it this is in front of the children.

How do you think they got here? They were there because we had sex.

For God's sake.

Every plant, every animal, every every bird, every bee, every person has one.

How do you think the whales came to the world? -I understand well.

I think we should have at least a little. - I totally agree with you.

Tonight. When are you coming home? - It depends on Boyle.

I know how whales come. - Mom and Dad are talking nonsense.

I know. By plane.

Can I ask something? -Of course. -Hey, Time.

We went for a drink. Would you like to join us?

The second time. I will drinking coffee with my nephew.

How many nieces and nephews do you think there are does this man have?

How often do you and Joanne done it lately?

Well, let's see.

When we finally got to bed

Joanne has sex whenever she does Want to. The same goes for me.

I have sex whenever Joanne Want to. Why? -Forget it.

Listen, I need help.

Joanne was worried about Keith, and... rightly so, because honestly, the guy is a mess.

His wife wants to have sex with another woman, and the male genes live in the dick.

He thinks we should support him more. - You don't suggest we join?

We can light up after a few weeks.

The main goal of this practice is to let go Joanne from his back and climbed onto his back.

Come on, it could be fun.

Maybe that will help you with that thing of yours. -Which one?

I have nothing.

Before we go, behave like at home.

Relax. We also have snacks.

Nice to meet you. How are you? -I'm fine.

Unlike you, you look like trash. - Well said, the iron door opens.

Damn it. Seems like shit. -Good. We all know why we are here.

Hi, Kei. -Hi, Earl. - Can I put Tracy in your bed?

Sandra works, so I have the honor. -Second door on the left.

Many men are confused about what is necessary to become a man today.

We must overcome our odds and discovering our unique masculine qualities.

I think we'll go and introduce yourself.

Roger, would you like to get started?

I'm Roger Rabuson, a systems analyst, father of three children, married to Elena.

My wife and I haven't making love for about five months.

I think I know why. - You think you're disgusting?

I am sorry?

I want this group to discuss the problem sexual expression, in long-term relationships.

Thank you for sharing this with us.

Klaus Becker, professor art, painter...

even though no one is buying the damn things.

I married Katie, the day before we came to Wellington.

And that is one big mistake.

Leaving Germany? -No. Wedding.

It's over. There he is.

Don't look at other people's feet, ignore all those big tits.

Don't dream of another vagina.

It's difficult to express deep feelings in another language.

No. It's easier to poop in English. German is very formal.

Thank you for sharing this with us.

Hi, I'm Simon Nicholson. I work as first secretary in the minister's office.

Everything is peaceful on the western front?

And I married Pamela and has two wonderful children.

That's all, actually.

Do you have any problems to share with a group?

I don't have any.

Do not be shy. -Damn it.

We can tell other people under the guise of secrecy.

And nothing, absolutely nothing, have to leave this room.

Vidi?

Maybe Harry could introduce himself to you now.

Harry Ronyne, journalist. Honestly, I'm here because my wife forced me to come.

Well done to him. - I want to do something else, but Joanne wouldn't let me.

Maybe it's time to let the guy's guard down and dealing with women.

Trust me Keith, if I have a woman's side, I would touch it all the time.

If you're going to shit like that, fuck it now.

We don't need to increase the tension.

You're right. I'm Earl, firefighter. I left school at 15 years old.

I have a wife, Tracy, who is love of my life.

I guess I'm here because I beat a woman.

Every time he questions my authority, I went crazy and destroyed it.

He ended up in the hospital twice. Three times.

I'm not proud of myself. Why are we like this?

This draws our attention to the possibilities future meetings about parental self-control.

But we have to learn not to vent our anger with clenched fists.

Why are we like this at all?

And, bam.

Look, I know you and Harry not very trusting of male groups.

What? No ... - It doesn't matter.

I know you don't like it the German probisvjet.

Or like a firefighter.

He took his daughter coldly. - All right, Keith. Where's your laundry basket?

What happened? - Tracy experienced minor accident. - What kind of accident?

Well, unknown places and such. He pees on the bed.

You arrange This pillow is good, isn't it, darling?

It didn't go to the mattress. - You said that, Dad. -Don't worry.

I don't think that's still the case... - Hi, ladies. -Hi, Pip.

I hope Simon will It is there. Cowardly and careless.

How is that? -Group discussion very secret.

I don't know what to say. But they are embarrassed by their type.

Of course. - Cheers then.

It's getting cold outside. We will need jackets.

I didn't know we would stay this long. - I will.

Let's put this jacket on you.

Like a tent.

All right, beautiful. Let's go.

See you next week.

I'll go too. - See you.

Bok, Simone.

What are you talking about?

About personal things.

What I can tell you is that Erol firefighter wife loves anal sex.

You're not talking about us, right?

Make love to me. -Seriously?

It's too late. - Then we'll hurry.

Come on, my crazy animal.

No, don't. Come on dear.

It doesn't matter. It's too late. We were both tired.

Embarrassing. It shouldn't be happens to guys my age.

Some women are flattered by that. - And Pam doesn't help. It always gets me down.

That night he said we can make love

only if he can keep reading books.

Which book? - How about which book? That's not the point. - I am curious.

I don't know. Something about farm in Provence.

This is more serious than I thought. Continue. - He said hurry.

I'm very fast. Sign in, leave and goodbye.

As if he didn't care. It's like him training me to cum too fast.

Two things. First, some insertion is good for every woman is healthy.

Second, premature ejaculation does not occur. There is only a delayed orgasm.

The sooner women seek medical advice for this common disease, the better it is for everyone.

Book.

Good morning.

I came to pick up the children. -Of course. Enter.

Hi Mom. -Hi Mom. - Kimberly makes pancakes.

O. How spoiled you are.

We stayed up late so I let them sleep.

Sally, get your shoes.

Is it delicious?

Kimberly seems like a good kid. - He lets us do what we want.

And we don't have to wash the dishes.

Is he coming now? -Excuse me, guys.

Where are the others? - They explore natural. - Can we?

Yes, it is completely safe. Simon is with them.

All right, go. And listen to Simon.

Let's guess. Children with Klaus last night.

They were still in their pajamas when I arrived. And of course, they couldn't find the shoes.

Is there an outage?

Artists and renters prepare pancakes with maple syrup and whipped cream.

Grumble! - This will pass.

How can they not be boring with each other.

damn. I think he tried to say damn.

We'll eat. The meat is quite messy.

I'll get the kids.

Don't go far, kids!

Lunch is over kids! -O.

O. -Oh Lord.

Give me your hand.

I feel! -Yes, you.

I promise I won't tell anyone.

Thank You.

Dad, he's disheveled.

Good boys, stay tuned.

He'll be fine.

Very brave.

Let's go, kids. -Let's go.

His feet were swollen. - I have to take him to the wolf hut to see what it was.

What do you think, Arki? -Dog food.

Don't just shoot it in front of the children, so they don't fall.

I won't shoot him, Simon. Let me go a little.

That's our sheep. -Jesus.

That's not our sheep, dear Lucy. That's not our sheep.

We have wool. -No. -For God's sake. -What's that?

Is everything okay? -Thomas experienced an asthma attack, and Shouna is upset.

Can one of you drive my car to sit in the back. - Simon will drive.

You have to go. Pam will take you.

Do you just want to take it with you? - I can't believe how lucky I am.

Thank You.

When the planets are arranged in such a way, What can humans do?

Whoever sees the cake shop first gets ice cream. - There he is. - I saw it too.

I think it's a draw. We all get ice cream.

Not much light. What a place.

Would you like something to drink? - Pam will be here soon.

Thank You.

Thank You.

The feeling was amazing.

But wrong.

It is wrong to pretend happy in a relationship when you really aren't.

It is wrong to accept fatigue and pretense.

Maybe I'm selfish. Maybe I did.

But I was like that the whole time of the wedding. Where does that take me?

I heard you should brought Katrien the other day.

That was Pama's idea. - You dangerously refused. - For God's sake, I'm just being polite.

Make sure it stays like that.

Don't. I am the only one never hurt.

While you and the others catch everything that moves, I went back to Pam like a good boy.

And where that leaves me.

Women who think I'm boring.

Katrien thinks I'm great.

Do you remember that feeling? When someone thinks you are attractive.

What if I said Julie think you're attractive?

Really? -No.

Next family dinner is at Katrien's.

I told Pam I had to work stay late and come in when I can.

If I get there late enough, Katrien will be alone.

My mind raced for hours.

I have to go home.

O. -O. -Enter. -Sorry, I am late.

He's crazy at work. -It doesn't matter. Enter.

I appreciate you coming this far.

You should have told me. Everyone's gone.

So I'm really late. -It doesn't matter.

You're here, so stay for a drink.

Whiskey? -Good.

Make yourself comfortable.

I saw you meet my little animal.

Thank You. -Only for...

ivjeli. ivjeli.

Kids, huh?

Everything is in color. - Yes, that's Thomas.

Amazing, very free and colorful and...

Do you want me to go? - Yes, I think so.

This will be the best.

Nothing happened.

But it all happened. I officially screwed up.

It has to stop. Simon married my friend.

And I wonder what made me interested in him.

His reliability and courtesy.

The kids are fine.

only me...

Lonely.

I'm so lonely, Mom. -I know.

You'll be fine, you just need to go out and meet the guys.

That. Dating men.

And do you... - Mom, please.

Listen, you have to meet someone someone different, someone more like you.

You know? -Good.

Thank you mom. I'll be fine. I love you.

What I love about New Zealanders is because they are still new.

I went to a music concert in Germany when I was a student.

They say those old ancient streets die for a dream.

They cried because they sympathized with Berlin.

Here, you can dream what you want, You can be anyone...

if I wore a tailcoat tomorrow and said I Your bitch, no one will look back.

I always think dressing up men in tailcoats is not a smart move.

Imagine showed up at the station with it.

This is a uniform. - I never mind when a man is attracted to men.

The strange thing is that women are attractive to men.

If a woman could fall in love with a man, it's not surprising that some of the characters

park on another character's ass. -Thank You.

If a woman is attracted to women, then not much brainstorming.

The amazing thing is that they are not always lesbians.

I don't understand that either. All your wives are like that.

Do you find Joanne attractive? -That.

Even though he didn't sleep with Katrien.

Pip sleeps with Katrien? - Before or after I leave?

Hey, Katrien met someone. Isn't that great?

Yes, that's good. Which? -Albanian conductor.

It sounds good. I'm really happy for him.

Yes, me too.

Do you own this? - No, my uncle.

He definitely wouldn't change with me.

i vi m u rupiah.

Drink so you don't curl up.

It's a little too angry.

He wants it while you get used to the juice.

You're the one Katrien is leading, huh? -Yes, right.

How did you two meet?

He picked me up at the pub, and by the time I... I regained consciousness, he was already on top of me.

You know I do.

You're not the only one Slender bastard here, Romeo.

It's so hot today. - You're very bloated.

Don't pay attention to me.

Did I tell you I was going to Berlin?

A place described as an ideal place for those who live in Pipa Duga arapa.

It hangs like a Japanese rhinoceros running across road.

You know the Japanese rhino is the smallest of its kind.

Am I feeling jealous? - He looks like a pig to me.

He's still amazing. I'm seriously thinking about change sides again.

Honey, I'll get the kids something to drink. Do you want to? -No.

Father? I had a small accident.

Ulazi? -Born.

I had the impression you were avoiding me yesterday. - God, I don't know where you got it.

I think you are too busy with boy toys. - Don't be childish.

Speaking of which, moving on to men again... How are you? - What does it mean?

I think you know what I mean.

Screw you!

Fuck you too!

We have four controversial issues. Following is the data.

Archie? -Ah, okay.

I hope it's not makeup. I do not want get stuck on long words.

You will be exalted, but still completely convincing.

That's how you do it. Thanks people.

I think you will bring Pam on this climate wonder.

Kind, but he exists exam that week.

Posteno.

Hi, Archi. - I have two questions for you, darling?

Do you have a valid passport and is it Do you know how to keep secrets? -That.

I want you to come with we went to Berlin. I am honored.

That's very generous of you, but I have an exam the day you leave.

He wanted me to go to Berlin with them. - I heard, so I booked you on the next flight.

I haven't told you yet your poor husband, and I don't plan to.

I want to surprise him with my life, and I want you to have fun too.

That will be our secret. -Archie, I don't know. Out of the question.

Don't say no, think about it and that will be our little secret. -Archie!

I really can't go. -Of course you can.

Archie, I'm sorry, I heard a baby crying. I have to go, okay? Thanks, hi.

What's that? I can't, I have exams.

And I have nothing to wear.

Honey, you don't buy clothes for traveling, you travel to buy clothes.

I have two children to take care of me take care of it. -And a husband.

When was the last time you two holiday? Together, alone.

Good morning.

Traim g. Nicolson.

Katrina?

Don't tell me you forgot to eat lunch? -I do not.

July, Katrina. -I am pleased.

Mrs. Simpson... Apparently you... - Nice to meet you .

Have lunch. -Good.

Pleased to meet you.

Mrs. Simpson, may I ask something personal?

Do you think all handsome man?

Mr. Simpson is old now.

And to be honest, the answer to your question is no.

Pip and I slept together. - It's none of my business.

Shortly after Klaus leaves, Pip came with a bottle of champagne and we killed each other.

Then he started talking about how he wants me...

How badly he wanted to sleep with me. -You don't need...

I told him he was cute, he started crying, then he fainted,

and I went to sleep.

I know you don't want to hear this, but I do you know the truth. - Are you ready to order?

No. Not yet.

You are very ... - Direct? -Yes.

Obožavam te.

You should know that Nikolai and I'm no longer together. - Don't.

Apart from being an idiot, I'm not need a man in my life now.

In it, in it.

So he would sleep with people idiot, and he won't sleep with me? -I can't.

It will end in tears. -Possible.

Bok, Simone. -Book.

Who's this? - Tem Bristow, This is my friend, Katrien.

They call me Te. Katrien, beautiful name. Dutch, right?

Let's not hold you back.

The kids are going to a party on Tuesday and won't be home until eight o'clock.

Second? - I just left. - Good, you work too hard. It won't be long.

Just one quick question.

I don't regret much, but I do hope I spend more time with the kids

when they were little. Small children are very short.

You only see one days and they are adults.

What am I talking about? -About children. -Children, yes for children.

I knew I had to stop this. But I owe it to him to say that to his face.

Enter. -Sorry, I am late.

Big mistake.

Should we go or talk? - We don't have much time.

Are you ok?

I am so sorry.

Sorry, I find it funny. - No, you look amazing.

Oèigledno.

Dude, this has never happened to me.

Five minutes, just five minutes and I'll be fine. - The kids will be here in a moment.

I'm free after 11 o'clock tomorrow.

I guess I should tell you. -What?

The kids haven't met Grandma so we have will go to Germany for a while.

Isn't he Dutch? -That. He is a professor history at the University of Potsdam.

Well, so let's go to Germany.

When will you go - In four weeks.

That is cool. Then I'll be in Berlin too.

That could be good.

I have to say that I don't like the idea of ​​children- the child went to another part of the world without me.

Illegal alienation. - I don't like it.

Why didn't Grandma come here? - Boys, boys, boys.

Why did Klaus want to bring children to their parents?

How would Klaus feel if Katrien forbade him from doing that? - Very angry. -Appropriate.

Everything is in trust. You either trust someone or you don't.

Katie trusted me, and I took advantage of that as good as possible.

I met a girl in cinema last week. -I am sorry.

I was at the spa, and everyone was went to the bar afterward. The girl from the bar

he invited me to his apartment.

That's amazing. I forget how good the sex is.

When I got home , I confessed everything to Elaenie.

bad mistake. - Turns out normal. We did it all night.

Good mistake. - He insisted that we had doing it at least twice a day since then.

Sheva's rapprochement. When he gets it back confidence, he will return to maintenance.

What kind of nonsense is that now?

Sheva's rapprochement is something a woman experiences when she met a man who

will be a giver good descendants in the future.

During that period, he would also make love on a restaurant chandelier.

He'll fuck on the kitchen broom, he will make love in the coffin at the funeral.

Katie is like that. -When rapprochement achieved, it moves on to “maintenance”.

That's the minimum required for stop him from fucking other people.

You must be sick. - What about the realities of many women's lives?

when men think of sex as their absolute rights. -Exactly right.

Who are the rapists in this world? An arrogant dick like you.

Enough. Where do you get right to call me a rapist?

You have the equipment, don't you, asshole? - That your answer, I have equipment? - You heard me.

Does your wife eat a lot of people lately? - For God's sake, Harry.

If I'm a rapist then he's a cannibal. - I warned you.

He has the equipment, he has the gear good, good digestion.

Be honest, your wife is a potential cannibal.

And as a bonus, you're a firefighter, you can bring mature people.

Good. Where are we?

What's that? You heard me warned him, right?

You see they are crazy. - Don't just sit there!

The German Constitution prohibits it me to take an active part in the struggle.

I can only observe or keep the peace.

Damn kids. What what's going on?

Damn it. Get off this foot! We're considering something!

And you can make love too. The men's group is finished.

Archie, can we stop by? I promise to say goodbye to Pam and the kids.

Of course. Did I ever tell You that Pam is too good for you.

How did you end up with him will never be clear to me. - I lied about my appearance.

Tata!

Are you okay? -Hi dad. -Hi darling.

Archie. -How are you? -Cory. -Hi, Pam.

Hey, kid, do you want to be a politician when you grow up?

Good luck with your speech in Berlin. -Don't worry. Your husband shed blood on him.

He'll be fine. Good luck with the exam. - Thanks, Archie.

We have to go. We don't want to be late.

Doði ovamo, doði.

I love you dad. - You're in charge, okay?

Can we?

Say, hey Dad! Hi Dad, hi!

I accept unconditional love from my family.

And I can't fight it. - Is I told you once, Pam is too good for you.

Archie never tires of repeating it. And I'm starting to think he's right.

This is useful.

We're colleagues, Simon. And this is completely understandable.

Predlažem da ga vrati.

Now, if you don't mind. - What if I need sugar in the middle of the night?

I have work. O.

You know where you can find me, if you want... something.

I'm very excited. I am sick.

As a double agent in spy movie.

Was in Berlin again makes me confused.

I don't know where I am anymore.

I just know I have to meet Simon again.

Look at him. You look great. -You too.

When they built this, the sawhorses it faces west.

According to France and England. German like to think it is part of modern Europe.

But when the Russians came, they divided city, turning the horses,

so they turn to Soviet Union and Poland.

Then, when they tore down the walls, the horses the horse turned again.

Poor people no longer know whether they go or not.

I have good news. At least I think that's good news.

He has a vacancy for cellist in the Berlin Philharmonic

and my professor thought I was have to audition.

God knows what, though it has to start with something.

You have to try. You won't forgive yourself for not trying.

Really? -That.

I want you to take me to bed.

Good.

It's going to be fun this time.

Do you want to open? -I hope.

O. -What are you doing now? Come on , get dressed, let's drink.

I am not going to. -Come on. Except you have a company inside.

If you have a German whore there, You could have at least called me to come. Fast.

Who is?

Servant.

I hope you know what you are doing.

Is he there? -No, no.

Does he have a company? -Company? No. Would you like a drink?

I owe you a drink. Let us drink. I am honored.

What we drink - Anything that burns.

Fuck you, Pam. -O.

What are you doing here? - Nice to meet you, too.

No, I just don't expect it see you here because...

I'm here to surprise Simon. -Simona? Simon's not here.

He's with Boyle. - Yes, with Boyle. - Never mind, I'll go upstairs.

Why don't you come with us for a drink? - Not now. - Come on, let's drink.

Look at him.

Come on, Pam, one quick drink. - Harry, I've just crossed half the world.

I just want to freshen up. - You can refresh yourself whenever you want.

How often are you in Berlin? Simon didn't it's here, and I won't let you finish it

first night in Berlin, locked alone in a room.

Nice coat. - Champagne for Mr. Nicholson.

There must be an error. -Simon Nicholson, room 627. -Yes, that's our room.

Shock!

Vidimo se. Ui.

ampanjac? -I'm okay.

Such a generous person.

How do you know? - Archie doesn't know how to keep secrets.

Someone is happy to see me. -Oh yes.

I have bags left. -It's here.

I'm an egg.

Can I take a shower? -Please.

Honey, that's really good. Unlucky.

Oh handsome man. Fuck me! Fuck me until my eyes bleed!

Unlucky. - Him a married man, and the woman is his wife.

Then why do you have the key?

What are you doing? - I'll run. -Now?

Yes, I'm still in New Zealand time. This will help me fall asleep.

I will be right back.

So, what kind of lover is he? - I'd say you probably know.

I don't have that pleasure.

Me neither.

Katrina. - This is a damn mistake.

Katrina! -Taxi!

Sorry, how could I know Boyle wants to surprise me?

This is a surprise, You didn't expect it.

I'm as angry as you when Pamela arrives.

It doesn't sound like it on the other side of the wall. -Yes but...

Come here. - I don't want to talk about it.

I will make it up to you. - Don't talk to me.

O. Is Katrina there?

I want to talk to Katrien.

Archie?

Strange. I'm trying to make Archie wished him good luck with his speech, but...

no one answered.

Thank you, colleagues.

When we say that the sky is the limit, what we mean is that anything is possible.

It was as if the sky had no limits.

But that's not the case. If you take the subway from one side of Berlin to the other,

You will traverse 50 km, which is not much compared to the rest of Germany.

But if that same rail perpendicular to the ground

50 km will take you straight into the atmosphere.

Through the ozone layer, behind the stratosphere to the ends of space.

If the universe was one trip away then the sky really is the limit.

Who wrote this crap?

With every view of cloud and horizon, which stretches beautifully into the distance

we have to understand that the world below is struggling and suffering.

Come on, come on.

Halo? O. -Halo. -O.

Simon. That's you, isn't it?

Pam, listen! You have every right to be angry. - I'm not talking to you. bastard.

Hi, can you call me taxi to the airport? -Of course.

This is crazy. Talk to me. - I don't want to see you anymore.

Do you know what really pisses me off? Instead fuck strangers, fuck my friends.

That's so cruel. And even worse. This is sad.

... view the dry and dusty surface of the moon...

the ground looked wet and alive.

We have to do everything our power to stay like that.

We.

When we say that the sky is the limit, what we mean is that anything is possible. - They won't, right?

It will. -... but not like that... -I read it from the beginning.

Someone put it together two copies.

But if those same rails... - I'll get drunk.

For God's sake, Archie, do something. - What do you imagine?

You are a visiting minister. Call the diplomatic protection department or something.

My God!

What's going on here?

Archie, sex star.

Give me a drink. - You heard the woman. This guy needs a drink.

I'm not proud of you. Hey, where's Simon?

He is resting. Hey, nice speech. -Seriously? I think I lost them in half.

Impossible. - Delegates act immorally. - You are amazing, with a big N.

Where is Mauren located? - He went to sleep. He's had a busy day, poor thing.

Gentlemen, I'm leaving. Ladies, give room for the local sheriff.

Reci mi, "do you speak German"?

Someone has to tie him up.

O. -Hey bro. - Your hat is nice. - You missed the big party.

This is the story of my life. - Where's Pam? -Pam...

You're Tall.

Harry, you know!

Look at you. -That.

It's over. - I'm still standing.

Pam knows.

Fuck it, man, I didn't announce it.

Katrie hates me.

Pam hates me.

Boyle messed up my speech.

Give.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

What are you doing? What are you doing? OK, that's enough.

Go to bed. Go to bed.

And you are my friend. - Go to sleep!

Open the door!

Come here.

You're crazy? Now we are both of them are in trouble. See.

Dirt. Shut up.

ovjeee! -Ui, uði.

What flew out the window? -Chair. Maureen thought someone had jumped.

Not so fast. We don't want to Diplomatic incident, right?

Where's your wallet? Do you understand? -That.

Put damage on my account. And I think Mr. Renee will need a new room.

No, no. I'm fine. Thank you Archi. -Good. Satisfied?

Yes, right. - I think we are everyone can sleep now.

I am sorry. -Damn it.

Dirt!

Sorry to bother you. Whether Do you have clean towels? We're out. I'll take it.

And what possibilities has something in the mini bar?

Enjoy, I'll take a look.

Oh, Tim.

Irish cream, fantastic stuff, you know? It takes 2 days to wash.

Don't forget who was first, bro.

Tim, I'm lonely. - Jess is lonely.

I want to ask you. How do pills affect you? -Go.

Good. Be careful.

How do you sleep?

How do you think I sleep? - Like I pooped in bed.

I got an email from Pam.

He wants a divorce. Can you believe it? What is style, friends, email?

Be happy you didn't get a text.

He thinks I don't love him anymore. - Do you love him? - Yes, I love him.

But I didn't fall in love with him.

Here's a tip. Don't tell him that. - I fell in love with Katrien.

Nonsense, Simon. You get what you want, let it stay that way.

You don't understand, great. No...

This has nothing to do with it.

I don't... - What do you mean?

Long story. But I don't, you know...

Does not matter.

I went that route. I banged my head.

But that's all bullshit.

Listen, I know everything will be messy.

And I know some people will hurt, but...

Harry, this could be my last chance to be happy.

Good. If you really want good advice...

Go to the airport, now, get on plane and go home.

And when you arrive, get down on your knees and I apologize to Pam.

Harry, my last chance to be happy.

And if you feel like this again, be a man.

Fuck. -Happiness. -Back home.

Happiness. -Back home. -Happiness.

Halo. -Hello, I am.

Simon, I have nothing to say to you. Please don't call again.

What are you doing here? - Okay, I'm messed up. Seriously, I know.

What happened?

Things got out of hand when you leave.

I threw a chair out the hotel window.

Boyle ruined my speech, Pam's back, Harry wouldn't talk to me.

I'm pretty sure I lost my job.

All I know is me have to see you again.

I am sorry.

The same thing

Why did Pam come back?

He knows.

He knows.

Divorce Zeli.

This is crazy.

This is crazy.

Katrien, is this for you? Because...

in the end, whatever this is, if we destined to be together,

that's what will happen.

Together?

Together? Simon, I...

I love you, you know that.

Love... that's the word you need to use. -No.

You said you love me.

I don't.

I said I adore you.

I know I said...I love it.

Why does it matter at all now.

There are a million things that should be or shouldn't I say.

I was hurt and I needs attention, and you...

... tired and restless.

Gosh, I feel great.

You were not punished for adultery, Simon.

Neither of us.

This is not us.

You have to go home.

I learned some important lessons in german.

Unsolicited love lasts forever. Meanwhile, the love you seek has a short life.

The flight was three longest day of my life.

And above all, when I get home, Pam told me she was sleeping with someone

and that he wanted a divorce. -Team.

I didn't expect to see you here.

Do not tell that woman insulted you.

Not really. - He told you to leave? It holds everything, and you should buy.

Pliers and pans for the hole you call home.

That. -That.

Movement to expose sexual violence in order to eliminate it. It's contagious. See.

City of divorce.

Divorce town, bro.

How is your men's group?

You know... all that crap with the kids on certain days of the week...

It messes with my head a little.

We don't see each other anymore, sorry.

How do you survive? -Day by day.

Don't lose hope. - I haven't lost hope.

I didn't have the heart to tell Tim that I'm really sad.

I collect my feelings and looking for the thread.

What's the apartment like? - It's a little tight.

The kids didn't seem to mind. It will be better when I organize it.

So you don't have a prenuptial agreement? -Damn it. What do you think this is LA?

I'm sure you and Joanne don't have it. - That's where you're wrong.

We sat down and agreed , carefully and calmly.

In case of divorce, Joanne gets everything, including the clothes I wear.

I was offered a job in Berlin Philharmonic, which I accepted.

Klaus returns with the children.

We live a few blocks from each other, so we can share responsibilities around the kids.

Pictures of views from far away.

He is happy.

And the kids are happy too.

O. -How are you?

You? -I'm fine.

I made a list of things- things and share them.

I'm sure that's fair.

Just so you know ...

whatever happens, whatever you are feel, whatever you think...

I love you.

I really think you are great.

And I'm sorry doesn't show you enough.

I can, I must , and I don't.

I am so sorry. - I'm the one who should apologize.

No. There is enough guilt for everyone.

Dad, Dad, I have four cancers for you.

I have three cancers for you. - Let me see.

Look at them. Is not that are they fantastic?

Would you like to save it for me? I will talk to my mom a little. Come on.

You have to read this.

It doesn't matter. I believe you. -Really? -At all.

That must be an amazing feeling.

Come here.

Pam and I used to think we are unique.

But now we know we belong country, along with everyone else.

We can tease each other about our adultery.

He won't tell me who he slept with. He just saying he is a fantastic lover.

Like I should know that.

Pam sleeps with Klaus. Possible it helped him forgive Simon.

They're together again, which is great.

I don't expect him to forgive me.

I thought about Simon from time to time.

I wonder if he meant me?

Love is a flowing ocean.

There are times when low tide comes. You remain stranded.

So you have to be strong and patient.

And wait for the moon and stars work their magic again.

Previously: MD and Kampfar

Adapted to Croatia: -DANIJEL 555- HD Adaptation: Dejo.B.Vrh 2014