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♪ Thank you for being a friend
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♪ Traveled down the
road and back again
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♪ Your heart is true
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♪ You're a pal and a confidante
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♪ And if you threw a party
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♪ Invited everyone you knew
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♪ You would see the
biggest gift would be from me
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♪ And the card
attached would say
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♪ "Thank you for being a friend"
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On the last episode
of "The Golden Girls"...
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Good Lord!
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Ma, what is going on here?
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Afterglow.
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Ma, this is the most upsetting
thing you have ever done.
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I am shocked. I am disappointed.
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I am speechless.
We're getting married!
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I now pronounce
you man and wife.
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You may kiss the bride.
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Oh!
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Call 911! Call 911!
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Call 911! 911! Call 911!
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It's 911. I got it.
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Get me the fire
department, quick. Blanche...
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All right, wait. Hello,
fire department?
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This is Blanche
Devereaux at 5161 Richm...
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Oh! Well, of course you
know where it is. Hi, Ed.
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I'm on fire.
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Why, you naughty boy!
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Blanche...
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I'll bet that's why
Chicago burnt down.
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Mrs. O'Leary was
probably a tramp, too.
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Give me that.
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Look, I'm terribly sorry.
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There's been a mistake.
There is no fire here.
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That's right, this
isn't Blanche.
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So that remark about the
fire hose was totally wasted.
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I set off the smoke alarm. How?
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Cigarette. Oh, no
thank you, I don't smoke.
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Now, how did you
set off the alarm?
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I smoked a cigarette,
you amoeba.
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I'm sorry, Rose, I'm
sorry. I'm just so upset
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that I started smoking again.
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Well, why did you start again?
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I don't know. I don't know.
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I've just been under
a lot of stress lately.
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My job, Ma getting married...
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You're growing older,
you don't go out much,
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your chin is starting to droop.
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Since I've already
had the cigarette,
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why don't you just
blindfold me and shoot me?
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Hello! Honeymoon's
over. We're back.
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Don't let Ma know I have
been smoking. She will kill me.
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Ma!
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Dorothy!
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What was that for?
You've been smoking.
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I have not. Then
you've been smoking.
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No, I haven't. Ma, it was me.
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That's for lying.
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Dorothy, you quit 15 years ago.
You told me you'd never smoke again.
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I know, Ma, I'm sorry.
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Oh... You know, I quit
once, I can quit again.
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Hi, everybody. It's me,
Max, the blushing groom.
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Well, how was the honeymoon?
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I tell you, that Disney World
hotel was just wonderful.
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It had everything.
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Good service, delicious
food, a beautiful room.
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What did you think of the rides?
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They got rides?
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Don't worry about it.
You had a good time
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and you never
had to stand in line.
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We'd like to stay and chat, but we
want to get settled in our new place.
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Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Come back soon.
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Oh, aren't they cute?
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We forgot something. We
forgot to get a new place.
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You're kidding?
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Don't worry. We just
need a roof over our heads
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for a couple of
days while we look.
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Doesn't have to
be anything fancy.
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Girls?
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Would you all like
to stay here with us?
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Here? Gee, that didn't
even cross my mind.
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What do you think, Max?
Well, there's no pool...
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All right, we'll stay - but only for a
couple of days. Get the bags, pumpkin.
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He likes to eat breakfast
in his underwear.
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I hope that's not a
problem for anyone.
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I need a cigarette. No,
Dorothy! You sit right down here.
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Now, you need to
exercise a little self-control.
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Dorothy, listen. You
can quit smoking.
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Now, just do it the way
I did it, just taper off -
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smoke only after sex.
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Good idea. One
pack'll last her a lifetime.
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Dorothy?
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Out in a minute, Ma.
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Hiya, cupcake.
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It's time to play
connect the freckles.
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Not now, Max.
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Would you hand me the... Aagh!
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What the hell is going on here?
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Aagh!
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Aagh! Aagh!
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Quiet, quiet, quiet!
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This has been a big mistake.
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I thought Sophia
was in the shower.
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Hand me my glasses.
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I'm blind as a bat without 'em.
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Aagh!
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Shut up, Max. Blanche,
hand me my robe.
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Here you are. Now, listen.
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We love you two a lot, but
you've been here for three weeks,
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and this living arrangement
is not working out.
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I guess we forgot how hard it is
to live with a man in the house.
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Why? What did I
do? Well, you snore.
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You don't pick
up after yourself.
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You never remember
to lift the toilet seat.
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Please! He hardly ever
remembers to lift up the toilet lid.
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Fine, fine. We'll start
looking for a place today.
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Come on, Max.
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So what did you
think of the apartment?
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Too many old people.
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All those hearing aids
interfere with the cable TV.
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You want a Life Saver?
What kind you got?
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Peppermint. I don't
like peppermint.
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I like butterscotch.
You got butterscotch?
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Does it say 7-Eleven
across my forehead?
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I got peppermint.
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I'll try one.
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I like butterscotch better.
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What is this?
Coconut? Peppermint!
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Don't yell, I heard
you the first time.
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It's nice to sit
here at the beach.
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Yeah. Beach is nice. Always was.
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My Sal used to like the
beach. Tell me about it.
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That's why he wanted to
open a pizza-knish stand
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on the boardwalk
in Coney Island.
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Now, there was a
million-dollar idea.
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A million dollars was
a bargain for that idea.
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That business was Sal's
dream. Too bad it didn't work out.
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Yeah, bad timing.
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Hey! Hey, hey.
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Hey, you're driving away
the birds with that noise.
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You know a real song?
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Do you have a buck?
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"It Had To Be You."
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That was Sal's favorite song.
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♪ It had to be you
♪ It had to be you
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♪ I wandered around,
and finally found...
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Speaking of found,
look what I found.
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Butterscotch.
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Doesn't get much
better than this.
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Oh, it is such a beautiful day!
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It sure is. What are you
gonna do today, Dorothy?
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Sit in a dark room and
smoke ten packs of cigarettes.
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Dorothy, I know what
you're going through.
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I smoked for years. You smoked?
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Rose, that's like finding
out Lassie was an alcoholic.
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Lassie was an alcoholic?!
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That explains why she
always tipped to one side
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when she waved goodbye to Timmy.
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Hi, everybody! We've
got some great news.
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We found a place.
It's absolutely perfect.
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It's near the beach,
it's reasonably priced,
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and it's just the right size.
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Ma, that's great. We're so excited,
we can't wait to show it to you.
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Well? What do you think?
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Ma, this is a run-down
old concession stand.
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You can't live here.
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We're not living
here. We leased it.
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It took every dime we had,
but it's a dream come true.
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I don't understand.
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You should have that
printed on a T-shirt.
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We're opening the
old business again.
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A million-dollar idea
deserves a second chance.
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Ma, come on.
You're both over 80.
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Starting a business
is hard work.
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Yeah, for amateurs. But
we've already done this before.
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By the way, we'll
be staying with you
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until the business
gets off the ground.
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Well, what happens
if the business fails?
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We'll have to talk about a
night-light for the bathroom.
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Max. Put the paintbrush
down a minute.
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Taste this pizza.
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I want an absolutely
honest opinion.
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I'm dying. Yeah?
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It's gorgeous. Yeah?
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Perfection! Like
velvet in my mouth.
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A masterpiece! A
Picasso with mozzarella.
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A Rembrandt with tomato sauce.
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I thought it needed more salt.
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And garlic. It's a little flat.
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Oh, wow! Look at this.
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Why, the place is really
coming along. Boy, I'll say it is.
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I have to give you two credit.
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It looks like it's
really gonna happen.
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Why shouldn't it happen?
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I know the pizza business
like the back of my hand.
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I never noticed that before.
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What do you think it
would cost to remove that?
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Let's talk about it at home.
It's getting late. Let's go.
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We have a few more
hours of work here.
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Aw, Ma, you're
overdoing it. We're fine.
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Besides, we want
our grand opening
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in time for the big beach
festival this weekend.
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Sophia, it's getting
damp and chilly out here.
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You're gonna catch
yourself a cold.
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Please! I haven't
had a cold in 40 years.
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This is the worst cold
I've had in 40 years.
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My back is killing me. I
feel dizzy and nauseous.
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Every joint in my body
feels like it's on fire.
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Boy, you really
caught a nasty bug.
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Please! I'm 84 years old.
I feel like this every day.
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Never fear, Doctor Rose is here.
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I made you both an
old-fashioned St. Olaf tonic.
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Guaranteed to get
you back on your feet
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and put hair on your chest.
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That's the one nasty side
effect they could never figure out.
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I'm feeling better. I think
I'll go check the stand.
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The big beach
festival is this weekend.
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We have to be open for that.
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If we don't make some
money, we'll lose our lease.
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Max, it is out of the question.
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She's right. We're too sick.
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The dream has ended. It's over.
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It's a dirty rotten shame
we couldn't find somebody
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who could find it
in their heart to help
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this absolutely
adorable old couple
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fulfill their dream
of a lifetime.
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Oh, all right,
all right. We will.
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You?
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Do you have any experience? No.
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You're hired.
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Boy, making pizza really brings
back a flood of childhood memories.
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Make a lot of pizza as a kid?
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No. My favorite
uncle, Uncle Gunther,
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used to sprinkle Parmesan
cheese on his hair.
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00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,299
Why would he do that?
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He said it was the
perfect compliment
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to the croutons he'd
taped to his eyebrows.
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He had a Caesar
complex. Salad, not Julius.
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Rose, maybe you ought
to work on the knishes.
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Or did you have an uncle
who was a Mr. Potato Head?
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Dorothy, you're just cranky 'cause
you haven't had a cigarette in a while.
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Maybe a little. But
I'll tell you the truth,
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I think I'm over
the worst part of it.
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That's great. I'm
really proud of you.
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You'd think you'd miss that
feeling you get with that first puff,
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that feeling of relaxation
when you hold it in,
247
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and then the sheer
exhilaration as you exhale slowly.
248
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,576
No, not really.
249
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,845
I've found other ways
to ease my tensions.
250
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,615
Honey, would you hand me
that large saucepan over there?
251
00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:08,539
Oh, sure. No, the one
behind it, the really big one.
252
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,907
You know, you really have
to give Max and Sophia credit.
253
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,244
This business was their
dream, and they're going after it.
254
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,879
I wish I'd done
that with my dream.
255
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,849
Fine. Honey, would you check
on the pizzas one may be ready?
256
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:41,850
Why don't you want
to hear my dream?
257
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:45,488
Because it is always the
same thing with you, Blanche.
258
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:49,258
Sex, sex, sex. I am
tired of hearing it.
259
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,649
Maybe that's because you're
not getting any, Dorothy.
260
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:57,121
Do you want the pot again, Rose?
261
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:04,806
Well, it just so happens
that it was not about sex.
262
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:07,743
There's a lot more than
that to Blanche Devereaux.
263
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,479
My dream was to
be a great scientist.
264
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,082
Work in a laboratory.
Do research.
265
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,618
Find a cure for the common cold.
266
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,586
You know, Blanche,
I owe you an apology.
267
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,722
I really thought... Then I'd knock
all those test tubes off the table,
268
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:25,750
grab a Ph.D., and show those
lab rabbits how it's really done.
269
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,822
It's gonna be a long afternoon.
270
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,910
This is so depressing.
271
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:43,979
We haven't had a
customer in two hours.
272
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,382
Well, that's because
we need promotion.
273
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,518
You know, Blanche is right.
274
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:53,021
It doesn't matter how
good your product is,
275
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,757
you have to know
how to promote it.
276
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,459
That sure was the case
with Fritz Vanderhoeven,
277
00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,029
who owned the St. Olaf
Motor Coach Company.
278
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,630
They built a car in St. Olaf?
279
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:05,200
They sure did. The
Vanderhoeven Rocket.
280
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:09,605
Oh, it was a beauty.
Fritz really had vision.
281
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:13,730
Actually, he had double vision,
which is why it had eight tires.
282
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,481
So, uh... What happened?
283
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:22,484
It never got off the
ground. Bad promotion.
284
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:25,087
Which was a shame,
because it's the first car
285
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,757
to this day that
ran on free fuel.
286
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:30,681
It was totally powered
by cow manure.
287
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:35,530
I think a lot of people
were turned off by the ad -
288
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:41,091
a cow sitting on a gas tank,
reading the Farmers' Almanac.
289
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:47,943
How's it going? Ma,
what are you doing here?
290
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:51,247
I feel better and I wanted to
get some air. How's business?
291
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,415
We've only had two
customers all day.
292
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:56,585
I think it's such a nice hot
day, they're all in the water.
293
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,054
That's your problem? You can't
get the people out of the water?
294
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,723
Amateurs.
295
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,782
Let me show you how you run
a pizza-knish stand at the beach.
296
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:13,335
Shark! Shark! Shark!
297
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,039
Now they're out of
the water, start selling.
298
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,897
Uh, pizza. Step right up.
299
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,950
And after Ma got
everybody out of the water,
300
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,286
people started trying our food.
301
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,689
Before we knew it, there wasn't
a pizza or a knish left on the shelf.
302
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,024
The place is a hit.
303
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:38,026
Sophia, I am very proud of you.
304
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,728
Not only did you
save the business,
305
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:46,001
but you saved all those
people from the shark.
306
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:49,672
Don't look so worried.
I handle the books.
307
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,277
Hello? What?
308
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,546
Oh, no... No,
we'll be right there.
309
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,136
What's the matter?
310
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,286
I don't understand it.
311
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,588
How could the stand
burn to the ground?
312
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:09,458
I don't know. We
were so careful.
313
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,394
I have a confession to make.
314
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:15,163
The reason I sent you two
ahead and said I'd lock up...
315
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:19,034
is because I wanted a cigarette.
316
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,703
And I guess I
didn't put it out. Oh...
317
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,506
Well, I wouldn't worry.
318
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:28,666
How much harm can it do?
The place already burnt down.
319
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:37,753
Rose, you dummy, she means
her cigarette started the fire.
320
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:41,856
Max, Ma, I have never
felt so bad in my entire life.
321
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,925
I don't know what to say.
322
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:47,463
It was an accident,
pussycat. Don't worry about it.
323
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,730
That's it?
324
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,300
That's all you have
to say? Uh-huh.
325
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:56,338
Oh, Ma, please yell at me. Please
scream at me. Please make me feel guilty.
326
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:59,742
I mean, if you don't say
anything, I'll feel twice as bad.
327
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:03,546
I know. I'm not
an amateur at this.
328
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,781
We finally found
the cause of the fire.
329
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:09,017
Take me away. Cuff me.
330
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,120
Well, I'd like to take
you to dinner first.
331
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:14,023
Then we could
play the rest by ear.
332
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,926
But business before pleasure.
333
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:20,663
Your fire was caused by a
faulty coil in the pizza oven.
334
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,632
I'll write up a report for
your insurance company.
335
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:27,002
But this is wonderful news!
Dorothy, it wasn't your fault.
336
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:30,372
And with the insurance money,
Max and Sophia can build again,
337
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,441
bigger and better than ever.
338
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,277
From these ashes
a phoenix will rise!
339
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,313
Stronger, healthier,
more vibrant,
340
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,615
more successful than before.
341
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,572
Eh.
342
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,756
Why did you say "Eh"?
343
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:51,226
It just came out. Me too.
344
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,262
Did you have fun
rebuilding the old business?
345
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:58,233
Eh... It always felt like
something was missing.
346
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,535
I can tell you what that was.
347
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,537
My Salvadore.
348
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,595
And my Esther.
349
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:10,112
Sophia, I think we
got a problem here.
350
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,848
Is there anything
we can do, Sophia?
351
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,417
Go get two cheesecakes
and wait up for me.
352
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:18,709
I have a feeling the four of
us will be talking till dawn.
353
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:27,095
Max, do you love me?
354
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,431
Sure. You?
355
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,833
I love you.
356
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,836
Are you in love with me?
357
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:38,107
What is this? The
Oprah Winfrey Show?
358
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,275
You know what I mean.
359
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,478
Are you in love with me the
way you were with Esther?
360
00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:48,684
No. Do you love me the way
you did Sal? I thought I did.
361
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:52,788
But now I think I might have confused
a great friendship with a great love.
362
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,257
Boy, if this was Ronald
Colman and Greer Garson,
363
00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:59,094
there wouldn't be a
dry eye in the house.
364
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:02,364
This is the kind of mistake
you make when you're 19.
365
00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:05,890
It gives me hope to think
you can be just as dopey at 82.
366
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,838
So. Do you want
to get a divorce?
367
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,907
Hey, I'm Catholic.
368
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:16,166
I don't need a divorce on my record
with St. Peter in spitting distance.
369
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,249
I say we get separated.
370
00:22:20,273 --> 00:22:23,719
Fine. That's a better idea.
371
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:28,057
I'll go back to Brooklyn. My
family's there, my grandkids.
372
00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:31,627
And I miss the old neighborhood.
373
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,529
And I'll stay here in Miami.
374
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:37,333
Ever since I lost my Sal, the
ladies I live with are my family.
375
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,935
But that doesn't mean we can't
get together occasionally for...
376
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:43,026
You know.
377
00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:47,810
You can do that when
you're just friends?
378
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:51,368
Hey, I want to get in good with
St. Peter, I don't want his job.
379
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:57,786
You know, me and Esther,
and you and Salvadore,
380
00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,955
we were all good together.
381
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,078
The best.
382
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,495
Hey, Mister.
383
00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:09,498
You want me to play "It Had
To Be You," for the two of you?
384
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:13,302
I want you to play
it for the four of us.
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