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Oh my... Oh my God!

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Sharell.

Sharell.

Please don't be dead, Sharell.

Please don't be dead.

Please don't be dead, Sharell.

Sharell, please.

Sharell, please don't be dead.

Thank God, thank God.

What the actual...

My God!

What happened?

Well, I think we had an accident!

This is going to be such a fun weekend.

Yes. Late people.

Oh, I know. They're always keeping us.

Mwah!

I love this cute outfit!

Hey ladies!

Oh my God.

Please tell me this isn't an exercise spa.

No, I just came from Pilates. Karla, I got my certification!

-You did? -Yes!

I thought it was for yoga.

Girl, yoga is so over.

Hey why didn't you return my text?

I know. I am so sorry. Okay.

So Mark and I we have this new rule with each other

that it's phone-free so that we can have some,

you know, some romantic time together.

You're kidding, right?

Jared's literally on his phone while we're having sex.

At least you're having sex.

Oh guys!

When are you guys going to mind you do not have to be faithful?

They aren't.

Ah, apparently Mark is! Phone-free time, girl...

All right, sorry. Whatever.

I am just so excited about our girls' weekend.

No kids, no husbands, no schedule and lots of drinks!

Nice!

Has anyone actually looked this place up?

Can we even drink there?

I did. I had to scope out the competition...

Competition? Competition for what?

I didn't tell you? I'm starting my own spa!

You are? Congratulations!

Oh that's fantastic.

Thanks!

Good morning, ladies.

So, who here has flown private before?

-Really? -Is he kidding?

I actually wrote a book about private jets.

And it really took off.

Hey, ah, where is he taking our bags?

Oh, ah, apologies.

Luggage has to travel separately.

Weight restrictions.

Well, as long as none of us has to get weighed.

I like him. He laughs at my jokes.

Ready to board?

I was born ready.

No one here's afraid of heights, are they?

Well, have you seen these long legs?

Hmmm...

Let's go.

Yeah, this is going to be a long flight.

♪ Spread your wings and fly away ♪

♪ Fly away with me

♪ We can go where no one finds us ♪

♪ It's all behind us

♪ We're flying free

♪ Don't you worry

♪ We're in no hurry

♪ We've got time to burn away

Augh!

Oh Joli. Oh my God. Thank God she's alive.

Oh Joli!

Can you get this thing off me?

Okay.

One, two, three!

We need a first aid kit.

Could you please go find some water?

We need to clean this out. Find any water.

In just a second we'll get this cleaned out.

Where's Rebel? Is she okay?

I don't know. I haven't seen her.

I hope so.

Oh my God!

Here, help me up.

Be careful.

No no no no no no.

Oh my God.

It's like there's nothing left of her.

It's so big, it's gorgeous.

Thank you.

A toast! To my favorite person in the world!

Besides my children.

You know I have to always say that.

Well, right back at you.

And to Karla...

who is stuck at home with not only her kids but her stepkids.

That woman is a saint.

Why she doesn't like leaving them with the nanny,

I'll never know.

I mean, she pays that woman enough.

Hmmm...

Because she loves them!

No really, she loves her kids and her husband.

They're great together.

A real power couple.

Okay. I'm jealous.

Let's just keep living our best lives!

Yes! Let's do that.

Someone should take her ring for Laney and Tupper.

Oh my God, those poor kids.

I know.

You're her best friend. I think you should.

I think you should do it.

I should do this for her. It's a family heirloom.

Just don't roll your ankle.

I'm so so so so sorry.

You're such a good friend, Joli.

You're such a good friend.

Thanks for trying at least,

but do you have anything for the pain?

Oh, Sharell, do you know where your bag is?

You always travel with a pharmacy.

Okay. I've been mostly holistic for months.

You know that.

Okay.

Oh! Rebel does.

Oh, she does.

Let me find her bag.

She'll have something for you.

Here's her bag.

Let's see if there is anything stronger in here.

Oh! She has a phone!

It's shattered.

Here's some pills.

There's some shoes in here.

She has shoes! Oh my gosh.

Thank you Rebel.

Thank you.

I'm going to go sit down and put these on.

Oh! Here's my purse.

Let me see if I have a phone in here that's not shattered.

Please pretty please.

Anything? Is it working?

No, I don't have one bar.

And it's about to die.

Before it dies, Andre would want me to document this. Can I?

Yeah. Of course.

I'm glad one of us is married to a lawyer because

we need to sue the crap out of this private plane company.

Yeah, we do.

Where is the pilot, anyway. Have you guys seen him?

Rebel was flirting with him, not me.

I don't even remember what he looks like.

Well, if he's underneath that mess

then he doesn't look good.

No he doesn't.

Oh, look at. Rebel even stuck pills in a shoe.

You have another bottle.

I'll take them. Thanks.

I'm going to go look for something

to keep us warm for later.

You guys...

I know it's tacky, but should I take pictures of Rebel?

No, I get it. You should do it.

I think so. Right?

We should.

I found one blanket.

Head down to the basement. I'll be right there.

Gentlemen.

So...

What do we think of the new digs?

It's the ultimate man cave. Just like Vegas.

All night, all the time. Right?

You know, I'm really glad you guys came by.

I feel like I have, what I would consider,

the ultimate in reality TV.

You brought us here for another show launch?

Not quite.

I mean, you guys know that I flew the ladies out

to the Whistling Pines Spa, right?

What you don't know, is that it doesn't exist.

You want some clarification? A little more info?

Yeah?

Andre...

Did you know that Sharell was planning to blackmail you?

Pardon?

Yeah, I mean, you've been giving her the life of luxury

for the last 20 years.

She decides she only wants to be the political wifey if you

fund her wellness retreat to the tune of 50 million dollars.

How could you possibly know all this?

Private detective.

And Jared...

Yeah?

Did you know that Joli recorded our private conversation

about the trade?

No way.

Way.

She's only going to make it disappear

if you blow up the prenup.

And my boy Evan.

When are you going to stop Rebel from making a fool of you?

What are you talking about?

She only wants your for your trust fund

and she cheats on you constantly.

No she doesn't.

Ohhh, she sure does.

All the time, man.

All the time.

And my boys, my Karla has betrayed me.

Unforgivably.

But boy or boy, do I have a solution to our problems.

What is that?

That?

That's payback!

Is that my Sharell?

That's your Sharell.

And your Joli, and my Karla and your Rebel.

One plane accident, four tough lessons!

Joli?

Where's Rebel?

I don't see her.

Ah, that's right Evan.

You won the bonus pool.

Rebel died on impact.

Ho ho ho ho. You got me!

Oh, you got me.

You know I thought you seriously just told me

that you killed my wife.

That's good. That's good. I was scared too.

Who did you get to play Joli? That looks just like her!

That's because it is Joli. It's not a joke.

You guys!

Come on! I just did you all a favor!

You sick bastard!

Get your hands off me!

I don't think you guys understand.

We're all in this together now.

We've all just let our marriages fail.

We all want something different. We want a change.

Some of us have moved onto different people.

So you're adding blackmail to murder?

It's called hedging!

We all do it in business, every day.

You!

You need a woman to stand by your side.

And Joli...

She's a ticking time bomb with that recording.

That recording needs to go away.

And unfortunately...

So do you.

You need to go away.

Walk.

Really?

You shouldn't of lunged at me.

We got to get out of here right now.

We can't leave Evan.

Mark is going to find a way to pin this on us.

You want to stick around for that?

And then we wait.

We got to find a way to help Sharell and Joli.

And Karla.

Poor Karla.

Come on, buddy.

I know. Let's go. Walk a little faster too, if you want.

I can't believe you, man.

It's not that deep.

Have a juice box, a little relax in there.

You'll be fine.

No no no no. No peeking.

Yeah, the door's for you. Go ahead. Come on!

Thank you, buddy.

Go on!

Here we go.

Ah, what do you think?

I just want to show you our new state of the art panic room.

It's pretty sweet, huh? Check it out.

And check this out.

Do these look familiar? Of course they don't.

That is what your wife is sending to other men.

Take some time in here. Reflect.

Come to grips with what we know about our precious wives.

Yeah...

Just chill out in here for a bit.

Have a snack.

No. No no.

Bye.

Wait!

Let me out!

Evan is taking a moment.

Come on.

Let's talk this through. Have a drink.

You will see the benefits.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

Let's have a drink. We're not going anywhere.

You sound like you really thought this through.

Absolutely.

How many times have we all said that we feel like something

is missing in our lives?

That we can't move on because these women are bleeding us dry.

Huh?

Yeah... Right.

So have a drink.

So, ah, bring us up to speed.

What's the plan.

Don't you guys think that it's weird

that nobody's come looking for us?

But we're meant to be at a surrender your phone spa

weekend, so nobody knows anything's wrong.

I know Mark, he must be going crazy right now.

He always has me check in.

And always wants to make sure that I'm okay.

Ah, I knew it.

I knew these bastards were stealing from the company.

Babe!

Are you allowed to record them without them knowing?

I can do whatever I want to ensure that

my assets are protected.

Even at the cost of privacy because

I'm pretty sure that it might be illegal.

Don't be so naive.

While you sit around doing nothing,

myself and these assets pay for everything.

I don't sit around doing nothing.

I take care of the kids.

And they're your kids too!

Yeah, and you do it all without breaking

a beautifully manicured nail.

Yeah, it's a skill that I have.

I don't ever break a nail.

Okay. I have to be more proactive than this.

Go. Keep an eye on her.

I'm okay. I'm okay.

I wish we knew

how far away from civilization we were.

There could literally be a strip mall a few miles away.

This is America, not the freaking Amazon.

Yeah, I agree.

You know what I'm thinking?

We need to find, we need to find some lights. Right?

How are we going to see lights in a forest?

Well, we're going to have to climb up really high.

Like that high?

Yeah. I think so.

And not we. You.

Whoo!

Who knew that those climbing lessons I took would pay off.

I can't believe how high you climbed!

I can't believe that I didn't see not one light.

So you didn't see anything?

Nope. There is nothing around for miles.

I just don't remember being in the plane that long.

I know. I actually don't remember a lot either.

But, I mean, we were doing shots, though, right?

Yeah, we were.

I don't remember anything.

Like, I remember seeing the treetops.

And then nothing. Like I don't remember anything.

Sharell, you were in a plane crash.

Do you all hear that?

I hope my Zoe and David are okay.

I know. I always worry when Mark's alone with Jason.

Why?

Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

I think it's just because

he doesn't know his routine, you know.

But he has Janet with him, right?

Yeah, he has help.

Yeah, so does Jared.

But Zoe gets a little anxious when I'm away for a few days.

I was going to call her later.

Actually, I had a burner phone in my luggage.

Yeah, for when the spa confiscated ours.

Joli! I would have totally borrowed it.

Ahh! A bat!

What kind of animals are out there?

So many.

I need another drink.

Maybe two. Anyone else?

I'm good.

Maybe they'll get eaten by a bear.

I knew you'd get it.

Yeah, if you're referring to Evan, I mean, yeah,

I think you just blindsided him there.

He'll come around.

Yeah, I hope so.

Honestly, I just thought they'd all die on impact.

That's what the research said would happen.

Aren't you at all concerned about them getting out alive?

No.

Why not?

Because I took out a little insurance policy.

Good night moon.

Good night bats.

Goodnight Rebel.

I've never been this happy to see the sun come up.

How's your leg?

It hurts, but it's not worse.

The last thing that you need is an infection.

Get up, I got a plan!

Why are you so perky? Like, do you have secret coffee?

Or did you actually sleep?

No, I didn't sleep at all.

But it actually gave me time to really think about this.

No sleep for me either.

Not like this sleeping beauty right here.

What?

My trainer says the most important thing about health

is sleep.

He's had me sleep training for months.

Hmmm. I'll bet he has.

Shut your face.

You guys, shut up! Please.

We have to stay unified if we have any hope

of getting the hell out of this place.

What? You think we're not going to make it out of here?

I don't know. I'm not saying that we won't, but...

Do you want to hear my plan?

Yes. We're sorry. Of course we do.

Thank you.

Okay, so our husbands, they think we're at a spa, right?

The spa knows we're not there.

They're going to be calling our husbands.

And then they're going to come looking for us, right?

Hopefully.

We need to start a fire.

And we need to keep a fire going because where there's smoke,

there's going to be rescuers, right?

Oh my God!

Do we literally have to rub sticks together right now?

Yeah, Joli.

We are in a competition reality damn show.

No! There's got to be some sort of survival kit

around here with a lighter or something.

This is actually a really great plan.

Oh good. Thank you.

I think we need to survey the area and see what we have.

Food and supplies and stuff like that.

I also think we need to find the pilot's body.

Oh, count me out on the dead body search.

I'm already going to be in therapy for the next ten years

over Rebel.

You guys, I think we've got to do something with Rebel's body.

I am not digging her grave. No!

Joli, we've got to get out of here.

That's how we honor Rebel, right. Okay.

Okay.

You know what? She and I, we can go look for some supplies.

And you just stay here, just go through bags, anything open.

Open a container, whatever you can find right here, okay?

I'm on campfire duty.

Okay. Owww.

Where's my favorite bag?

Jesus, Rebel. I love you...

But seriously, at a spa?

We're screwed.

Hmm...

Weapon.

Oh... my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

God, I will do anything.

Please don't let this bear eat me!

Please, don't let this bear eat me!

Don't let this bear eat me. I will do anything.

Please save me! I will do anything, please!

Please God! Please God!

Thank you, God. I owe you one.

♪ I'm not afraid of the competition ♪

♪ Stick around and you'll see me winning ♪

♪ Eye on the prize 20/20 vision ♪

♪ I'm the champion of my own fate, Yeah! ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna slow us down ♪

♪ They ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ Victorious I take that crown without breaking a sweat ♪

♪ I can't be stopped Straight to the top ♪

♪ Straight to the ♪

♪ Can't be stopped ♪

♪ Straight to the top Straight to the ♪

♪ Can't be stopped ♪

♪ Can't be stopped!

Hey!

I filled a barf bag with berries!

Sounds great.

Oh my gosh. This looks so nice. Sharell!

Thank you!

Um... What is that?

I'm pretty sure it's the pilot's.

He got a parachute? How nice for him!

- Wasn't it? - Yeah.

Wait, I don't want to freak you guys out, but I saw a bear.

Ah, that's terrifying.

Yeah, it was terrifying.

-What did you do? -I prayed.

This is why I never go camping.

Same.

I'm impressed. How did you move all this?

Girl, I can bench press 85 pounds now.

Ooh! With Carlos, your hottie?

He really is so hot.

Maybe I need a new trainer.

Yeah, you do.

I will give you his number.

You will?

Uh hmmm. You know, friends who care share.

-You'll share him? -I will.

Oh that's nice. You know, well why not.

I mean, Mark, he's got women that train him.

He does?

Yeah. He says that they bring a different energy

to his game.

And what exactly is his game?

Come on, you know Mark is totally devoted to Karla.

Yeah...

Sometimes a little too devoted.

You think you deserve this?

You don't.

I am too good to you.

I am sorry. I did not mean...

Oh! And yet you still did.

I saved you. You know that.

I saved you.

You were working in a bar. You had nothing.

You had no life. Nobody that cared about you.

I turned you into someone.

And this is how you pay me back?

I love you. You know that, right?

I'm sorry.

No you're not.

I am. I'm sorry. I love you.

I would do anything for you.

You say that every time.

Just...

You need to get better at not making me so angry.

Can you do that for me?

Yeah, I can do that.

That's a good girl.

Go get cleaned up, okay?

Uh huh. I will.

Andre does not pay any attention to me.

He's all about his job.

So this pilot's a real dickhead, huh?

He lands safely and then he doesn't come back

to check the crash site?

You guys don't think that it's super weird

that he abandoned his aircraft, right?

I don't know. He probably thought we were all dead.

Even so...

That's true.

You know what?

I'm just going, I'm going to think positively.

When I visualize things, they happen, okay?

Like your spa?

Yes, like my spa.

Why are you saying it like that?

Look, I get it.

You're trying to prove yourself because

Andre is so busy with his own life.

At least he's not like Jared with his wandering eye.

That's ridiculous.

Andre's a megalomaniac.

Rebel told me he wants to get into politics?

And he's going to make an amazing senator.

Oh, so then you can be a puppet full time.

Okay, you know what you guys? Knock it off. Stop it.

Well, it's easy for you to say, Karla.

You have the perfect marriage.

No I actually don't.

Please, Joli's right. You and Mark are bulletproof.

It's annoying.

I'm so glad that I started that cleanse last week.

My stomach has shrunk down to nothing.

I'm stuffed off these stupid berries.

Where's the tequila?

Probably in Rebel's bag.

Probably.

Let's find it!

You know, when you think about it,

the survival diet is basically Paleo.

Yeah, that's true.

Except we'd probably have to kill an animal for the protein.

The only one who's doing that is Rebel.

Uh huh.

She would be like, "Rebel versus beast."

"Guess who's gonna win, bitch?"

My money's on Rebel.

Mine too.

Rebel...

Does the smoke make my skin look good.

Ravishing, darling.

Man, the sound is garbage on these cameras.

I can't hear anything.

He's not going to call this thing off any time soon.

Ya think?

Are we having fun?

Oh yeah yeah. Hey new place, very luxe.

I know, right?

Yeah, I bought it for Karla.

She just never wanted to come here.

Yeah, maybe it's got a little bit too much of a man cave vibe.

How long do you think they can survive on berries only?

Sharell goes days without food, all the time.

They are always on some kind of weird cleanse.

Let me ask you something...

What happens if search and rescue finds them?

Oh, that's when we say,

Oh my God, honey, I can't believe this happened!

I'm so sorry.

Had we known we would have called in for help.

Andre, they're at the spa.

We're not supposed to call.

And you've got the spa details locked down?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

It's a carefully crafted facade.

What if the ladies wish to visit said spa?

Oh, it's just so exclusive

that they'll never be able to piece together the location.

And besides...

Do you really think they're getting on a plane anytime soon?

Come on, Andre.

Just enjoy the fact you might be rid of that

harebrained wife of yours.

You'll get the sympathy vote in the next election.

Yeah, he's right, you know.

Women love a widower situation.

You'd be a lock in the 18 to 40 women's demo.

Hmmm?

You're right.

You're absolutely right.

I'm sorry, I just, I just lost it for a minute there.

I get it.

You're looking at all the angles.

You're the smartest guy I know.

I wouldn't expect anything less.

Do you guys see that?

What?

It's a bear.

Nice!

That sucker could do some damage.

Oh!

It's so far away.

I know!

You do realize that was the first plane we've seen all day?

We have to change your bandage.

We don't have another one.

What was that?

Oh God, you guys.

I can't deal with anymore bats.

Ah, that didn't sound like bats.

What else is out here in the woods?

I told you guys I saw a bear.

Oh, Jesus.

Yeah, Jesus was right.

I read about this somewhere.

What?

I'm sure it was covered in one of your

micro-dosing nature walks.

Joli!

Girl Scouts!

They taught us how to deal with bears.

Oh, great. Now our lives depend on

Sharell's distant childhood memory.

Don't run! Be big!

Okay...

Okay. Wait wait wait.

Don't try to run, be as big as possible...

Hmmm... That's sounds simple.

Yeah, you know what? I'll throw you on my shoulders.

Oh! I got it!

Make noise! Make as much noise as possible.

Big noises. The louder the better!

That's comforting.

Good old Girl Scouts came in handy.

I actually hope is doesn't come in handy.

God, I would kill for a s'mores.

Oh yeah.

Is it time that we eat our last protein bar?

It's time.

Yeah.

Okay.

Make it last.

Isn't it strange that there's been

no sign of any search and rescue?

Okay, I have to say my peace.

Okay.

Here's the thing. Today's plan was good,

but we can't do the same thing again tomorrow.

We need to at least try and find help.

Okay, so I think that one of us walks and looks for help

and then the other one stays with you.

Uh uh. That's not safe. Out there is unknown.

You need each other. I'll be fine here.

I'll, I don't know, just hang out.

Keep Rebel company.

You almost made that sound fun.

So you'll do it?

I mean, if you're okay with it,

I think that makes the most sense, right?

Yeah, okay.

We need to move Rebel.

Ah, yeah!

I am so sorry, Joli.

But tomorrow is day three and she's going to start

attracting animals and that is not going to be good for us.

I'm going to puke.

I know, but...

It's either that or we move Joli to another campsite

and build a different fire.

Either way, we can't have a dead body by the campsite. Dude!

Yeah, I know.

No we can't.

I actually, you know what?

I think this is, this is far enough. Okay?

No. Right over there.

All right. Well...

Thank God for your workouts.

You know what I'm thinking?

No what?

I think we need to have a memorial.

So that Joli has closure with her.

Yeah.

Yeah.

-Okay. -Yeah, okay.

-All right. -Great.

Okay.

Okay. Let's go, let's go get her.

Okay.

Oh God!

Thank you for carrying her the rest of the way.

They do know that the animals

are going to come for the body, right?

That's probably why they dragged it away from the crash site.

Why are they just standing there?

I think they're having a funeral.

Go start.

Oh Rebel.

You were such a force to be reckoned with.

You had the best parties,

the most fabulous wardrobe.

And I think the best thing about being your friend was

we never knew what was going to come out of your mouth.

You didn't have a filter.

I'm going to send you off with cedar

because I don't know if there's moths in the afterlife.

But I know how much you frickin' hate them.

"The enemy of cashmere," as she'd say.

Rest in peace, Rebel.

Your turn.

All right.

Ah, Rebel, I know you thought that my spirituality stuff

was totally bogus.

Maybe it is.

Ah, who knows what happens when we go off to the afterlife.

I know you also thought that crystals were designed for

people who couldn't afford real jewelry.

But I'm going to send you off with this protection crystal,

nevertheless.

Rest in peace, bitch.

That was nice that you gave that to her.

Rebel, you were the best friend.

And I want you to know you were right.

Jared's totally dirty, taking insider tips, and all of it.

So I did what you told me to do.

I recorded him giving illegal information

and I'm going to use it against him as leverage

to make him to rip up that stupid prenup.

You always give the best advice.

And the best caviar.

Oh gosh, what am I'm going to do without you?

Especially over the summer.

Oh gosh, how could you do this to me?

I'm sorry. It's not about me.

I love you, and I miss you already.

Rosé all day!

I am living my best life, Joli!

And looking fabulous doing it.

Put that on my headstone.

That is so morbid. I will not.

Let's spill more about Karla and that mogul husband of hers.

My God, they are so attached at the hip.

You do sound jealous!

I am not. Me?

That is so sickening.

I would not have a man all up in my business like that.

Oh, and what business is that exactly?

Enough about me.

Are you going to tell me what's going on with you?

I just feel like I've lost me.

Hmmm...

We have to take care of ourselves. Always.

You are so good at being in control.

I feel like I have no control with the kids, the school stuff.

Mostly I just want to feel alive again.

Is that husband of yours not giving you what you need?

No, he is.

I just feel empty sometimes.

We don't have...

Anymore...

Okay, let's go.

I actually think that was really nice.

It was good...

It was good, yeah.

Do you feel like you had closure, Joli?

I'm so traumatized by it all.

I mean, this is all very touching,

but it doesn't change the fact that these women

are evil incarnate.

Do you want to know what Karla was doing when we met?

She was a barmaid.

Somewhere on the Upper West Side?

She lived there a long time.

Oh no no no. A few notches below that.

Yeah, some dive bar in the meat packing district.

You know, the kind that have bras hanging from

the old dusty antlers, there's no doors on the bathroom stalls.

But she was just, so beautiful.

She didn't belong there.

So I walk in, pretending I wanted a drink,

and I just said, Hi.

I thought,

that was my chance to change someone's life forever.

Well, how come we never heard this story before?

Because we gave a different story to our friends.

You know, she was new to the city,

she lived in a great place in the Upper West Side.

I did not want to tell you guys that she lived in a flophouse.

So I molded her, into exactly who I wanted her to be.

The perfect girlfriend, the perfect wife, perfect mother.

We had genuine chemistry.

She loved me. I loved her.

It was perfect until...

Until what?

Until she betrayed me.

I wasn't going to have that.

So I came up with the plan of all plans.

A way to make her pay for trying to hurt me.

I gave her everything. Everything!

And she thought she could just leave?

I wasn't going to have that

so I came up with a brilliant plan.

Well, I got to take a leak.

Bing bing... Bing.

Joli, I understand why you threatened Jared.

Me too.

You do everything for those kids.

You're like his rock. He doesn't deserve you.

I mean, it does feel harsh holding this over him.

But Rebel got in my head and made me think I need to,

you know, think about my future more.

I gave up my real estate career for him.

You know, it's not fair.

No, it's not.

Andre is financing my spa

because I threatened to blow up his campaign.

What?

Oh come on. You suspected.

You are going to have a great spa.

Yeah, I am.

I just got so sick of him

not factoring me into his grand plans.

Like I'm over it.

Well, we have to do what we have to do.

We've got to survive somehow.

Clearly, in more ways than one.

You know, Mark sometimes gets so angry at me.

To the point where...

To the point where I can't get him to stop.

What do you mean by stop?

I don't know.

Sometimes I'm afraid, I'm afraid of him.

Mama, that's not good.

I know. I know.

What are you saying? Is he violent?

I honestly don't know what he would do if I left him.

I really don't.

I don't know how I would even be able to keep the kids safe.

You know, with his resources,

he would be able to find us anywhere.

He really would.

So sorry.

We're here for you, Karla.

We are.

I know you are. Thank you.

Well anyway,

we have got to come up with a plan and get out of here.

We have to.

Okay, this isn't working.

We got to get out of here right now and save our wives.

He's not going to let us out of here.

We have to take him out.

What are we? Mafia?

Take him out. Come on.

Do you even care about Joli?

If we don't get out of here, Sharell, Joli, Karla,

they're going to die out there.

Okay. We take him out.

How do we take him out?

Just in case. Okay.

Thank you. Be safe, be safe.

Don't let this fire go out, okay?

I won't. It's my only source of entertainment, okay.

Oww!

-So sorry. -It's okay.

Okay, don't die, okay?

I can't handle another one of us dying.

You guys be safe out there, okay.

You too!

You're going to find help before nightfall. I just know it.

Okay. Bye.

Are you seeing this?

How's the morning viewing?

I got breakfast beers.

They're leaving the crash site.

This doesn't worry you?

Not at all.

I don't understand your confidence.

You don't actually think I wouldn't have

a back up plan, do you?

Come on.

Is Andre really going to run for senator?

Ah, he's been talking about it nonstop for like two years,

so he's ready to pull the trigger.

Is Evan helping him?

Yeah. Evan's been working his connections in D.C.,

taking him to all these fancy events.

He's been spending a lot of time there.

Are you going to have to move there?

Oh God! That's part of the discussion, you know, like,

where are we going to live, are we going to live in both places,

what's best for the kids, you know.

I just, I just don't really want this to disrupt my life.

Well, what would you have to change

with your life if he wins?

Ugh! Everything is scrutinized!

I'm talking about everything. Every manicure, every haircut.

And forget about flying private.

I thought every single politician flies private?

Only for official government business.

Well, you know what? Maybe we can use Mark's jet

because he's been in a really good mood lately.

Oh, my God, you're so sweet.

But it gets worse.

He wants to put Jake in public school.

Public? Why?

He's afraid that he's going to look like an elitist

by his constituents.

But he is an elitist.

I know!

Forget about me, though.

I'm really worried about you, Karla.

Oh don't be. I shouldn't have told you all that stuff.

I mean, are you really thinking about leaving him?

I'm terrified. I'm really terrified.

I don't know what Mark would do if he knew I was leaving him.

Well, what do you think he would do?

Let's keep going.

Come on.

Somebody please look down.

How long do you think we've been walking?

My feet hurt worse than the last years Met Gala.

Hours...

How far do you think that we've come?

I've no idea. Everything looks the same around here.

Oh God, I'd give anything for a Starbucks.

Or I would kill to find a ranger's station.

I'd kill to find a ranger.

Ah! What the hell! What the hell!

Hey hunter! We're not deer!

Hey you!

There's no way he doesn't hear us.

Hey!

He can hear us! Hey you!

Oh my God! Oh!

- I'm hit! - He got Sharell!

What the hell is that?

That's my back up plan.

You hired someone to hunt them?

You know. You're starting to sound a little bit like Evan.

Do we need to go for a walk?

No no. I just...

What is the plan here?

How long is this going to go on?

Can't we let them live at this point?

Just call it a big accident.

Do you think I got to be where I am by doing things half-assed?

No, no, it's not that, it's...

How can you not see that they're traitors?

How were you both not furious

when you found out what they were doing behind your backs?

I already knew.

Sharell told me weeks before.

Me too.

We got a lawyer to work on the prenup.

What is wrong with you two?

I mean, have you no sense of pride?

It's not like I'm a model husband.

I've had affairs...

Can't we just call this thing off?

Call this off?

You know, it's not a bad idea.

That way, I become the victim.

And you two become the prime suspects.

Oh, I couldn't have written this better myself.

You know what?

I'm not drinking this trash.

I deserve top shelf. Always.

Okay!

I know, I know.

I know, I know, I know...

Oh my God.

Bitch, you are a drama queen!

It didn't even go through your bag.

-What? -No.

No?

Come and show your face, you bastard!

What the hell?

There's a camera in the tree!

This is why we don't buy knockoffs.

Let me try.

Okay.

I took a rock throwing class in Alaska once.

Of course you did.

Oh yeah!

Good job!

What is happening?

I hired the pilot.

He said he was a good shot, you know.

No I didn't know.

I just want to make sure everyone gets

what they want here.

Sharell...

Do you think this is part of a nature study?

I mean I guess so. They use them all the time.

Help!

Help us please! Help!

Honestly, I don't that this is a live feed.

And even if it is, I doubt they watch it all day long.

Oh my God. Sharell...

Mark's company?

Shhh!

What?

He could be watching us.

Mark?

Dude, you're freaking me out.

Either this was a location he used

for one of his survivor shows and they left the camera, or...

What?

Or this whole thing was a set up!

I'm sorry, what?

Come on, Karla!

Just do it one more time and better, please.

Please! Can't we just go?

I mean, we've gone to so many black tie events and we're pros.

We're a power couple.

Yeah. But it doesn't hurt to practice.

Well, I have practiced so many times for you.

And you can still improve.

And besides, the camera picks up so many details

that a mirror doesn't.

Okay, so, uh, what is your camera picking up on?

I mean, those earrings.

What about my earrings?

You don't really think they fit your face shape, do you?

Umm... I don't know.

I mean I guess I could try a different pair.

But I do like them.

Oh, you like them?

Well, what you like and what you do reflects on me.

And if you don't wear the three carat stud diamonds I bought you

well I just, I look cheap.

And that's embarrassing.

I mean, you wouldn't want to embarrass me, right?

Of course not, honey...

Let's do it again.

You know the part where you

introduce yourself to the board members.

You like talking to the guys.

They like talking to you. Let's do it again. Go!

Action baby!

Just give me a second.

Action!

Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty.

Okay, Mark, he likes the cameras to be about twenty feet apart.

So if he's tracking me, or us,

there is going to be another camera around here.

Okay, wait. Hold on here one second.

I got to catch up.

So you're trying to say that your husband, Mark Dodds,

king of reality TV, has wired an entire forest

to capture his wife's survival of a plane crash?

How did he know the plane was going to crash?

Umm...

Oh!

Yeah!

You think that he tried to kill us for a reality show?

I know they're out of fresh ideas, but that is, like,

taking it a little too far.

Sharell, it's not for a TV show.

Okay?

It's a murder plot.

Why would Mark try to kill you?

Ah, maybe there are some things I haven't told you

about my marriage.

You think? Like what?

Well, how's your marriage to Andre?

Good point.

I think I saw something in the bush

heading towards Joli!

What?

They got bears up there, right?

Whoa. Joli. Baby, come on, fight it.

What'd I miss?

We don't know. Maybe a bear headed towards Joli.

Nice!

There's no way she's going to escape that.

Get em, my furry friend. Chow down.

Oh, hey, there! Camera!

Good eye! Oh good!

I knew it! I knew it!

Okay, I went to go visit him on one of his dumbass TV shows and

one of the guys there, he told me how they do this.

There is going to be a transmitter somewhere.

We need to find it.

If it's around here.

What the...?

Don't worry.

I'm a green light stage three.

There's a stage three?

If you're a psychotic.

Eighteen, nineteen, twenty!

Okay, it's going to be around here.

It'll be around here somewhere.

Huh! I think I found it!

This is a big one.

Let me see.

Yeah, this is definitely the transmitter.

Get down!

Whatever you are out there,

I donate to all the wildlife funds.

My heart's going to explode.

Breathe... Okay, just keep breathing.

What would Rebel do?

You have to get your mojo back.

You make that sound so easy.

It is. You've got to go out and do something.

Go skydiving or go on a safari.

Ah... Yeah. Can I do something a little more relaxed?

Yes! You have to take control of your destiny.

Fight for yourself, Joli!

Fight!

Okay, we're going to split up.

Are you crazy?

No, I'm not.

What I'm going to do, is I'm going to go over there...

He's going to follow me, okay?

I'm going to come back around to you.

You are going to find a rock

and you are going to hit him on the head with it.

Are we really doing this?

Yes, we're really doing this.

But first we've got to get rid of the cameras

because he's probably watching us right now.

How do we do that?

We kill the feed.

We got this!

Did the signal just go out?

I think it's over.

Two down! Two to go...

I could use another drink.

Lucky guy.

Awww!

I'm scared!

We got this. We have this. Okay?

What if he shoots you? And then he shoots me?

Well, then we're dead.

What?

We're not going to die, okay!

I'm going to go over there, come back around.

Just have your rock ready, okay?

-Okay. -And Sharell...

Yeah?

Don't miss!

Come out come out wherever you are!

Nowhere to run now!

Sharell now!

What's happening?

I'm not quite sure.

Is he going to fall?

Should I push him down?

Okay, well that works.

Look for a phone.

Oh, okay.

Oh, got it. Okay...

Oh, it's locked.

The pilot!

Bastard!

Point it at his face to unlock it.

Okay.

He's such an idiot.

He put Mark's real name in there.

Okay.

Ah...

Okay. Mission accomplished.

Right.

Mission accomplished!

Yes!

Whoo!

Bam bam bam!

Bam!

Come on guys!

Up!

So what do we do now?

We celebrate! Yes!

Mark's sending a car for him.

How are we supposed to know where he's sending a car?

I don't know...

Got the location... Let's go.

Let's get out of here.

I'm a survivor.

I conquer all.

You ready?

Ready. Let's do it.

Hey!

Are you waiting for someone?

Okay. I want you to put your phone and the keys in the car

and step over there.

Yeah, this bitch is serious.

Step over there and don't move.

Thanks for rescuing us.

Be a better person!

Oh my God, girl!

You're such a badass!

I don't believe it.

I totally didn't mean for the gun to go off.

I almost killed that guy!

You probably should have.

Okay okay, all right.

Let me see where was the car last. Uh...

548 Baker Terrace, Port Credit, New York.

Where the hell is that?

I know exactly where that is.

Where?

It's mine and Mark's country house.

Whoa. So this really is Mark!

Yup.

Okay, call the cops. Give them the address.

And then we have to tell them where Joli is

so that we can get her picked up.

Okay, okay, okay.

What a prick.

Why are we stopping?

Because I don't want them to hear the car.

Okay, so what? We're going to wait here for the cops?

Well, you can.

I have a score I need to settle.

-Karla? -Yeah?

Why don't we know about this house?

Well, I know about it.

Mark bought it a long time ago

to impress his business partners.

I haven't been here in months.

I know where the key is.

Oh, there it is. It's in a rock.

He keeps it right here.

Okay. Let's go down over here

Congratulations gentlemen.

You are now free to live your lives

without the shackles of bondage.

To freedom!

That's Andre!

Shhh!

We need to get to the gun safe, okay?

It's in the panic room.

Hang on.

Come on!

Evan?

What are you doing here?

You're alive!

Okay...

Back up.

You all tried to kill us!

Your wife is dead!

No no no!

I didn't know anything about this, I swear.

He threw me in here when I didn't go along with the plan.

So Mark did order the plane crash?

Yeah.

Is Rebel really gone?

He's telling the truth. He's on our side.

Evan, I am so sorry.

She is gone.

Look, Mark will kill us all if he finds us in here.

I know he will.

Evan...

Is Andre and Jared involved in this?

No. I don't think so.

He told us all together in this big reveal.

Let's go.

We got to get Evan out of the panic room.

Tell him it's all over.

If it's all over why do you still need the gun?

Hasn't any of this taught you about B plans?

Okay, go get him. We'll just...

We'll be right here.

No!

We're in this together. Let's do it together!

Come on! Go!

Evan!

Okay, there's no way he got out of here.

The ducts.

Hold on hold on hold on.

He's taken the guns.

That mother...

Okay, well he's probably back at the screens. Let's go!

He's really big and he's got all the guns.

You said he has all of them!

Dammit.

Hey! Evan?

What are you? Crazy?

We should use the darkness to our advantage.

You guys stay here.

I know this house.

You got it boss.

Boss? Seriously?

Okay. I killed the power.

Here they come.

Mark is on his own.

Okay. Wait wait wait!

Come on, Evan.

Nobody needs to get hurt. Let's just talk it out.

I'm going after Mark.

Sharell you stay here, wait for the cops.

Screw that. Andre's mine!

Okay Sharell.

I'm going to try your visualization crap.

Ow!

I'm getting rescued right now...

I'm getting rescued right now...

I hear a helicopter on the horizon...

I hear a helicopter on the horizon...

Hey, I actually think I hear it.

Down here!

I'm here!

Andre.

Baby! You're safe!

Don't baby me! I almost died out there.

One of us did!

I know. I know it was Mark. He's a freaking psychopath.

He really wants to hurt Karla.

I know that, but what about the rest of us?

He decided that we all want to get rid of you guys.

And do you?

How can you ask me that?

Baby, you know I love you.

Sharell...

Are you okay?

No.

No!

Come come come.

Come here, come here...

Come here. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

Here, you don't need that anymore.

You were in on it?

I just saw the writing on the wall.

And you were never going to stand by my side

as I ran for office.

Baby, I've been fighting for my life out there.

I know what's important.

I'm with you on this campaign.

You have my full support.

You're backing a winner.

Finally.

You were in on this.

We all let our relationships come to this.

Can I come home with you guys?

Baby, I didn't know we had guests here this weekend.

I would have made you guys dinner.

Honey, you made it home safe.

I did.

I missed you.

Oh, I'm sure you did.

You know before this weekend,

I really thought that I needed you.

I thought, Karla, you need him. The kids need him.

Because you would tell me that over and over and over,

to the point where I didn't feel worthy of you.

But I am worthy.

But you know what?

This weekend I realized I am so much stronger than you are.

You betrayed me.

I betrayed you?

You were planning to leave me.

Oh, I wonder why.

It's not too late. I was just mad, is all.

I can still fix this.

Mad, is that what you call this?

Oh oh.

You're looking good, Mark.

Oh, Mark...

What are you going to do now?

You were nothing.

You were never worthy of being loved.

You're unbelievable that you're still trying to manipulate me.

No, Mark, you're actually talking about yourself.

And if I were you, I would get your ass on the ground

and put your hands on your head.

Because I will shoot you.

Let's check around the back.

Good.

♪ I like the way that it feels

♪ When I got you back on your heels ♪

♪ Run away now boy cause I might just break your... ♪

Ladies, everything was stacked against us,

but here we are, stronger than ever.

Cheers!

Cheers, darlings.

♪ Don't make plans with me Just dance with me ♪

I can't believe I still have to be in these flats

for a few more weeks.

I know. I am so sorry that you're in so much pain.

I miss Rebel.

-To Rebel. -To Rebel.

-To Rebel. -To Rebel.

♪ Fall into my spell

♪ Fall into my Fall into my spell ♪

♪ Anything you can imagine

I am so sorry about my husband.

Ex-husband.

I should have told you the truth about our marriage.

Are you kidding?

All that did was expose who our husbands really were...

A bunch of bastards.

Yeah.

And whether or not they agreed with Mark,

not one of them tried to come and help us.

That's true.

And, it backfired on them.

My lawyer's telling me that we're going to have control

of the trusts and all the real estate.

This beautiful country home is all yours, Karla.

Joli, you really need to consider

going back into real estate.

Oh yeah. I fully intend to.

You know, once all this mess settles down.

But Karla, seriously, what are you going to do?

I don't know.

I'm just so happy to have full custody of our kids.

And I think I just want to settle down

and have a simple life.

Well, where are you going to settle down?

Miami.

I love that!

Yeah. That will be fun.

That will be fun!

♪ Fall into my spell

♪ Fall into my, Fall into my

♪ Fall into my spell

♪ Fall into my, Fall into my

♪ Fall into my spell

♪ Fall into my spell

♪ Fall into my

♪ I like the way that it feels

♪ When I got you back on your heels ♪

♪ Runaway now boy cause I might just break your ♪

♪ Fall into my spell

♪ Fall into my Fall into my spell ♪

♪ Don't it feel like magic?

♪ Fall into my spell

♪ Fall into my Fall into my spell ♪

♪ Anything you can imagine