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Marriage is a very important and responsible choice for everyone.

Is there anyone in this room who’s against this marriage?

Wait!

He loves me!

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Dear friends and family members.

We are here today to witness

the marriage of our Alexey and Anna.

We will remember today

as the most important day for their future family.

I wanna thank everyone,

who is here today.

Marriage is a very important and responsible choice for everyone.

When one finds their soulmate,

it’s like seeing a waving sea and falling in love with it.

And there’s electricity in the air.

And the ground is shifting.

And when you realize,

that you’ve been deeply in love,

you want to talk about what's important.

And you want to listen to your heart.

The groom and the bride are about to exchange their wedding vows.

And now they become husband and wife.

But I have to ask you before,

is there anyone in this room,

who is against this marriage?

If there is anyone, stand up and tell why.

No, we are fine.

We are very glad.

Yes.

We support your marriage.

What is that?

- Who’s that? - Wait!

Wait!

Stop! I’m against this marriage!

I’m against!

But wait.

There should be some reasons why you are against it.

There are some reasons.

The reason is that we love each other!

We had sex!

Didn’t we?

Did it happen?

He loves me!

Why are you with her?!

Who are you, young lady?

He fucked some whore before our wedding, so what?

Continue the ceremony.

Fuck! I love him!

And he loves ME!

He loves me!

He doesn’t love you! We’ve been together all this time!

But if they’re getting married, he will be with her only.

It is not meant to be!

IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!

He’s with me only now.

Yes, honey?

By the way, don’t forget about my Mommy’s inheritance.

Does the money really matter?

We were making love yesterday,

and we watched a TV show about physicists after.

This is real love.

You were watching our TV show without me?

And when we were watching Sheldon getting Nobel Prize award,

we both were crying.

Sheldon got Nobel Prize?!

Yes, in the last episode.

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

You watched our TV show without me?

Well... It’s a long story...

I didn’t want it...

There’s no reason to argue.

There’s no reason?! I’m gonna find one now!

Do your duty!

What do you mean? Divorce or finally wedding?

Fuck me, Master of ceremonies!

I can’t...

- What’s going on? - These men nowadays...

I have to do everything on my own!

FUCK!

I need to drink more.

Dear, TV show isn’t a solid reason for doubts.

Isn’t it a reason for doubts?

Check her pulse.

She’s alive.

You can fuck my ass the next time.

Fuck my ass.

Dear, don’t scream that loud.

Slut!

Darling, are you sure this is the right choice?

Yes, definitely.

Don’t ruin my fun, go away.

Darling, I understood everything.

This wedding should never happen.

We are too young and not experienced!

Whore!

Get up.

So fucking good.

Oh damn, we fucked without a condom!

Now I have to marry you.

Well... I think it’s over.

Wait, wait, wait.

Everyone wanted a wedding! So why are you leaving?

Ha!

You’re lucky just because you had something, bastard.

I’m tired of men!

Where are you going? I’ll forgive you everything.