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[Theme music]

Theme song: Love, love exciting and new--

come aboard.

We're expecting you.

And love, love is life's sweetest reward.

Let it flow.

It floats back to you.

The love boat soon will be making another run.

The love boat promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance.

And love, love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

The love boat soon will be making another run.

Welcome aboard-- it's love.

Welcome aboard-- it's love.

[Waltz music]

Come on, gopher.

Answer the question.

What do you like best--

American girls or European girls?

Ace, you're looking at a citizen of the world here.

Today, we're in Germany.

In a couple of days, we're going to be on the French riviera.

I like women all over the world.

And more to the point, they like me.

Ha.

[Speaking German]

Oh, ace.

Get out of here.

Women don't want to talk.

They want animal magnetism.

I think you're wrong, gopher.

European girls like Americans who speak their mother tongue.

Gopher: Oh, ace.

Check my pulse.

Watch this.

Come here.

[Speaking German]

[Sighs] Sorry, but we don't speak German.

Or whatever that is you're speaking.

Hey. They're Americans.

And we're also in a hurry.

Let's go, Edie.

Well, ace, what mother tongue would

you like to screw up in now?

Oh, that blond guy sure was cute.

I told you, Edie, no diversions.

Do you want to be a waitress all your life?

The only men we have time to meet are rich ones.

But he was cute.

All right.

Let me tell you something about cute, little sister.

Cute may keep you warm at night, but so will mink.

And it lasts longer.

Wow.

Look at that guy go.

Yeah.

Adam.

Adam, could you give me a hand with this, please?

Oh, yeah.

You know, I can't believe I spent so

much money on a video camera.

Do you think I overdid it?

"Gone with the wind" was shot with less equipment.

You know, I'm glad we had the opportunity to take

the vistafjord on its new route, and the riviera coming up--

all that marvelous scenery.

And I'm going to tape every member of our crew.

Do you mind if I practice with you?

No, not at all.

You can get some great shots of me throwing my back out.

[Laughing] Come on.

The German Cruise - The Villa - Part 1

The Racer's Edge - Part 1

Love or Money - Part 1

The Accident - Part 1

Cutting it a little close, aren't you, Scotty?

You know, I rented this tuxedo by the hour.

I couldn't take a cab.

Kelly's got my wallet.

We have to hurry this up.

[Door opens, footsteps]

Glad you could make it.

[Speaking German]

--So say yes.

Yes.

Scott, [speaking German]

--So say yes.

Yes, I do.

Justina: All right, Alexander.

Just how bad is my financial situation?

Very bad, you have nothing left.

I did my best.

Was it Viktor Lukas who did this?

Yeah.

He always hated my family.

Now he's succeeded in destroying it.

This must be a happy day for him.

What about the villa?

I have taken the Liberty of contacting

an auctioneer in nice.

If only there was some other way.

It's ironic.

I booked a cruise to the riviera.

Didn't expect to be saying farewell to the villa.

[Church bells ringing]

Oh, coach.

Oh, coach, what a big spender.

Well, don't get too excited about the car.

It goes back with the tuxedo.

Enjoy the riviera, and I wish you kids

all the happiness in the world.

Thanks, Charlie.

So long, kid.

You were the best bike racer I ever knew.

Thanks, coach.

Good luck on the new job.

Can you imagine that, Charlie fields a big time

bicycle company executive?

I might have to break down and buy a suit.

So long, coach.

(Shouting) Wait-- your bike--

I can't ride one of these things.

Justina.

Well, Viktor Lukas.

My sympathies.

It seems I've grown richer at your expense.

My sympathies to you as well, Viktor.

Why me?

I'm not the one who is bankrupt.

Oh, I didn't mean financially.

But what about your conscience?

If I need a conscience, my dear, I'll buy one.

Look at it.

It's so big.

It's hard to believe it floats.

Hey.

Easy does it, Adolph.

This stuff's rented.

Here you go, sir.

And this is for you.

Uh, don't tip him, Edie.

We're never going to see this man again.

Oh, Judy, just think-- in a few days,

we'll be on the riviera.

Oh, sun.

Oh, men.

Wonderful old buildings.

Italian men.

Quiet little cafes.

French men.

Vicki, there's more to the Rivera

than French and Italian men.

I guess you're right--

Greek men.

Danke schon.

Hi. We're the barretts.

Is this where we check in? - Yes, sir.

I'll take care of that, seeing as how none of my assistants

are around.

Newlyweds?

That's a good guess.

Oh, Barrett's, sure, honeymoon suite, two decks up.

Hey, you're the guy I saw in the park going past me

at 90 miles an hour today.

Yes, I was on my way to our wedding.

I could take a cab.

So he took his bicycle.

He used to be a bike racer.

Oh.

He won the tour De France two years ago.

Gopher: No kidding?

But I'm retired now.

Yeah.

Now he's a full-time husband.

So you didn't bring your bike with you?

No.

In that case, the elevator's right there.

Thank you.

Jack: She's a beauty, isn't she?

I'll say.

Oh, the ship?

Yes, she's a beauty.

Hi.

Welcome aboard.

I'm Dr. Bricker.

Jack powers.

Say, I'm in promenade 1-5-4.

Do you have any idea where that is?

Right through that door and to the left, Mr. Powers.

Well, I guess I'll look after the ship.

I'm sure she'll be in good hands.

Yeah.

Mr. Powers?

I'm captain stubing.

Have we met before, captain?

You were on one of my ships a few years ago.

You were involved in a private high stakes

card game, a considerable amount of money changed hands.

Unfortunately, not into mine.

Mm.

Mr. Powers, on my ship, gambling is

permitted only in the casino.

No need to concern yourself on my account, captain.

My gambling these days is limited to the stock market.

You can consider me just another tourist.

Ok.

I want you all to wait right here while I go and check

with the purser's office.

I'll be right back, ok?

Hello.

I'm Adam bricker, the ship's doctor.

Nicole Phillips.

I'm bringing a tour group on the cruise.

Oh, wonderful.

Say, I was just wondering if you've

had your annual physical?

Excuse me.

What did you say?

Well, I'm sorry.

I'm just trying to think of something charming to say.

And that was the first thing that popped into my head.

Sorry I'm late, Nicole.

Oh, Dr. Bricker, this is my brother Don.

Glad to meet you.

Let's go.

I'd like you to include me in every one

of your tours, day and night.

Well, I don't give out tours at night.

Then you can join my tour.

Nicole, let's go, ok?

All right.

All right.

Will you join me for dinner tonight, Ms. Phillips?

I'd love to, doctor.

Thank you.

Ah.

Don.

Yeah.

Let's talk again sometime.

Good day.

Hello there.

Hi.

How you doing?

[Sighs] What's that supposed to mean--

hi, how you doing?

When was the last time you heard Jackie onassis or Joan

Collins say, how you doing?

I don't know.

My TV's broken.

I sink my life savings into this cruise

so that we can find ourselves rich husbands,

and what do you do?

You talk to these rich millionaires

like they were just another one of your customers

at the pig and pancake.

All right.

I'll fake it.

But I can't talk like you.

It hurts my sinuses.

Well, just try to be careful with the clothes

and this jewelry.

I promised consuela we'd return this stuff to the wax

museum in perfect condition.

[Screams]

Very funny, consuela.

Madame, downey.

Anton, we promised, no gloomy goodbyes.

This is a new beginning--

for both of us.

I transferred the car to you.

I wish it could be more.

Thank you, madame.

You have done more than enough.

You have made so many sacrifices and now the villa--

goodbye, Anton, my dear, dear friend.

[Ship horn]

Want me to rub some more lotion on you?

You just rubbed lotion on me five minutes ago.

Maybe you should rub some more lotion on me.

I just put lotion on you two minutes ago.

Do you want to go back to the room?

You know, you're pretty sexy when you're not on a bicycle.

You miss it?

Believe it or not--

making love to you is more fun than the tour De France.

Oh, thanks.

I bet it's more fun than a visit to the dentist too.

Mind if I join you?

Coach?

Charlie.

What are you doing here?

I don't have to start the job for two weeks.

I've never taken a cruise.

So I figured, what the hell?

Relax.

Take the boat down to the riviera

and cheer on all the boys in the tour De la cote d'azur.

Charlie, Scott's not going to race anymore.

Hey, I know that.

He's retired.

I'm retired.

Everybody's retired.

I'm just having fun in the sun.

Ok, girl.

Get down there and mingle.

Ok.

Hello there.

I thought the drinks were free on this ship.

Excuse me, wrong stool.

[Gasps] The American in the park.

Right.

Ace Evans.

Hi.

Edie ro-- Adams Rosenberg with a hyphen.

With a hyphen?

Yeah.

You know, like, Edie Adams-Rosenberg.

Yeah.

Gosh.

What a coincidence running into you on this ship.

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

I'm the ship's photographer.

Oh, you're one of the crew?

Do you think I'd dress like this if I didn't have to, hmm?

[Clears throat]

Justina!

Jack.

I'm so glad to see you.

What are you doing here?

I'm taking a cruise.

Of course you are.

Justina.

I've written you so many times over the past few years,

trying to explain, asking you to forgive me.

Forgive you?

Well, I didn't forgive you then.

What makes you think i'd forgive you now, when you

mean absolutely nothing to me?

We better get dressed for dinner.

It's getting pretty late.

Ok.

We could skip dinner.

See you in the cabin.

I'll be the one getting dressed for dinner.

Man, I should have taken one of these cruises years ago.

You know, they've got women masseuses?

Of course, a newlywed guy like you wouldn't be interested.

But for an old bachelor like me, it's a thrill.

Beer.

You ready?

I'm all set.

You read the new issue of "bicycle racer?"

Haven't been doing a lot of reading, coach.

Oh.

Of course not.

It's got a big article on Carl Mueller.

Mueller says he owns the cote d'azur.

Well, he's won it three years in a row.

Four times, but who's counting?

He mentioned you in the article.

Of course, he should-- you've beaten him enough times.

Of course, you've never beaten him in the hills.

Coach, I'm not racing.

You could take him.

Not in that race.

Yeah, but you've been doing a lot of hill work lately.

You're stronger.

You're stronger than you've ever been.

Look, coach, I made Kelly a promise when we got married--

no more racing.

We've been engaged long distance for four years.

If you came on this cruise just to get me to do that race,

you're wasting your time.

It's over.

I'll just leave this at the desk for you.

Mm-hmm.

You don't mind that I ordered a California wine, do you?

No, not at all.

It's kind of fun for me seeing it listed as imported.

Good evening, Don.

Nice talking to you again too.

I don't think he approves of me.

I'm sorry.

You'll have to forgive Don.

It hasn't been easy for him.

He was born when our parents were older.

And they died when he was young.

Since then, he's been traveling all over Europe

trying to find himself.

Unfortunately, he's been doing it by chasing women

and spending all of his money.

Sounds like me as a young man.

Sounds like me now.

Well, why don't we go up on deck later,

and you can help me find myself.

Excuse me.

Who is that sitting in my place?

He's loaded.

His family invented bathrooms.

Wow, everybody's got one of those.

Keeping my fingers crossed.

Sorry, you're going to have to find some place else to sit.

Hi.

Hi.

You waiting for someone?

No, not really.

Well, then why don't you have dinner with me

at the captain's table?

Gee, I don't know.

I wouldn't want to intrude.

Oh, no. No, not at all.

They're really terrific people. Come on.

You'll like them.

And I'll shoot you with my new video camera.

Ah. Here we are.

Excuse me, Edie, this is captain stubing.

Good evening.

And everyone, this is Edie Adams-Rosenberg.

With a hyphen.

Yeah.

That's a very interesting last name.

Yes.

It's from my father's side of the family.

I only say that because actually there

are two sides, all in all.

There is the Adams family, from which both myself

and our late president John Quincy Adams

are direct descendants.

Then there's the Rosenberg family, originally from Milan

and Geneva, who later moved to england

and eventually came to america on the mayflower.

That's funny.

I've read a lot of literature on the mayflower.

And I don't remember any passengers

with the name of Rosenberg.

Oh.

Well, that's because they were traveling

under an assumed name.

That's where I get the name Edie.

Your ancestor's signature is actually on the magna carta?

Yep.

Right at the bottom.

Well.

But enough about my family.

You tell me about yours.

Well, none of my family signed any famous documents

that I know of.

No?

Mm.

So then what do you want to talk about?

Well, who says that we have to talk at all?

Hmm.

[Gasps]

What?

My sister is very protective.

She's always worried that the men

I date might be after my money.

She's going to kill me.

Some things are worth dying for.

This is right out of the travel brochure--

lovely moon, balmy night air.

I would have thought the air at the casino

would be more to your liking.

Oh, I don't spend as much time in casinos as I used to.

I do my gambling on wall street now.

And I've been very lucky.

I'm glad for you.

You know, when I think that it was your money

that came between us--

here you were the beautiful heiress

to the downey fortune living in a villa on the riviera.

And I was a gambler.

What could I possibly have to offer you?

I'm sorry you didn't know how much.

I heard you married.

I've been a widow for two years.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You know, justina, I never stopped loving you.

You know, I really envy you, miss Phillips.

It must be so much fun having your own travel agency.

Mm.

It is.

But there's work involved too.

One of my reasons for taking this trip

is to make up a new travel brochure,

something different-- you know, sights seen through new eyes.

Well, my eyes are practically brand new.

Terrific.

Vicki handles the newsletter on our regular cruise ship.

She's pretty good.

Well, would you like to try it, Vicki?

Oh, I would love to.

You could write up a travel brochure

from your own point of view.

Oh, great.

Hey, you know, I'll borrow a typewriter.

No, no, no, no.

Maybe I should write it in long hand--

I heard John steinbeck-- no, even better, even better,

I'll just borrow my dad's tape recorder

and dictate the whole thing.

I heard it worked for Sidney Sheldon.

Sidney Sheldon?

Do you think she'll be disappointed

if you don't publish her brochure in hardcover?

Wait till you see what I shot in Hamburg.

I have two hours of tape.

Two hours?

I don't remember it snowing in Hamburg.

Captain stubing: Look, there's the town hall.

Maybe you should use subtitles, sir.

Well, something must have been wrong with the camera.

But I've got some marvelous footage of you, gopher,

walking along the baden strasse.

Now, don't go to any trouble, sir.

I've seen myself walk.

Sit down.

I've got some great footage of Vicki and you.

Vicki: The Italian riviera, home of lots of Italian people.

And portofino, a picturesque Italian village on the coast

of Italy with picturesque little boats and stuff.

Portofino, quaint little town with three

little os in its name.

[Scoffs] No, no, no.

That's no good.

What I need is adventure and romance.

Exciting portofino, full of adventurous,

exciting, and romantic boats and sailboats.

Portofino, the city she couldn't describe

if her life depended on it.

20,000 lira for a tablecloth?

I've never spent 20,000 of anything in my life.

Well, you're worth it.

And we won't tell anyone it's only $10.95.

Oh, come on.

You take all the fun out a shopping.

Kelly.

Scott.

Coach, what a surprise.

So what are you kids doing?

Trying to have a honeymoon.

Say, how about if I buy you lunch?

I know this great restaurant.

It's got Italian food.

Hard to find in Italy.

Yeah, but this is great Italian,

just like you get in New York.

I know.

It's a small joke.

But the food is really good.

You're going to enjoy it.

Come on.

[Gasps] Yoo-hoo, Edith.

Could you get me some ice cream?

Thanks.

So how are you doing?

Me?

Oh, I'm just standing here, not waiting for anyone.

New guy?

Oh, he is terrific.

He's a bank.

I've got him eating out of the palm of my hand, literally.

He makes me feed him chocolate.

Great.

Well, got to run.

Wait.

What's your plan for today?

My plan?

Well, actually, i'm waiting for someone.

I thought you just said you weren't waiting for anyone.

Oh that.

[Laughing]

That was a joke.

We don't laugh enough anymore.

Sisters should have fun.

All right, Edie.

Who is he?

Just a guy--

very, very wealthy.

In fact, this guy is so wealthy his goldfish

have a summer aquarium.

There he is.

See you.

Way to go, sis.

Hi.

I'm from the president's commission

on hysterical behavior.

Would you mind answering some questions for me?

Well, you just think about it.

Bye.

They didn't have peanut butter fudge.

So I played it safe and got vanilla.

What were you doing in the car?

Oh, I uh--

I ran into a cousin.

Do you believe it?

Those Adams-rosenbergs are all over the place.

So gopher, where is this restaurant?

I'm sure it was by the harbor.

The whole city is by the harbor.

Or maybe it was in the hills.

Or maybe it was in Los Angeles.

Listen, I'm going to ask somebody.

No, no, no. Let me.

I speak the language here.

Gopher, I'm starving.

You see that restaurant over there?

Mm-hmm.

If I can afford it, I'm eating there.

Ah.

Ah.

Per favore, signorina.

Yes?

Hi.

Uh my name-- my name--

it's gopher.

Do you-- want to get married?

This must be your first time on the riviera.

No, no.

But when I was here before, uh, it was colder.

Maybe this will help.

Oh yeah.

That's much better.

You are American?

No, United States.

Yes.

American, right.

Yes.

Guess you might say i'm--

I'm new in town, far from home, all alone, and in need

of a meaningful relationship.

And lunch-- how about lunch?

Oh, I'm with a girlfriend.

I'm with a friend.

That's great!

Table for four.

Oh, we're leaving in a few minutes to drive to nice.

Nice!

Is this Karma, or what?

My friend and I are going to nice.

Oh, we're going to watch the bicycle race,

the tour De la cote d'azur.

The race at the tour De la cote d'azur?

My friend and I are going to see the race

at the tour De la cote d'azur.

Oh.

We were hoping to meet some of the racers.

We're racers.

No.

Yes.

I would never lie to someone with whom I hope to have

a meaningful relationship.

[Car horn]

Gina, andiamo.

[Speaking Italian]

We'll be staying at the hotel ciano, nice.

Ciao.

Ciao.

I love Europe.

May I join you?

Seems you already have.

Il conto.

Can't you let down the barriers, justina?

I may not be able to make amends for the past.

But it is the past.

And you think I've been exacting too harsh a penalty.

I think so.

You know, I don't think either one of us

has been able to enjoy a minute of this cruise so far.

Grazie.

Why don't we spend the day together in portofino?

If you still can't forgive me by the end of the day,

I promise that I'll join the foreign legion.

American legion?

Legion of decency?

Any legion you like.

You choose.

I really should apologize to you, doctor.

I-- I've been kind of rude to you.

Well, let's not say rude.

Let's just say-- yeah, rude is a good word.

Well, it seems that you and my sister

have taken quite a liking to each other.

So why don't we be friends?

Well, I'm delighted on both counts--

that you want to be friends and that your sister

has taken a liking to me.

Listen, I've got a terrific idea.

A friend of mine is in from nice.

And we're going to meet for dinner.

And you and the captain are both invited.

Well, that's wonderful.

I've written it down here.

And why don't we meet you there at 6:30?

- Great. - Great.

See you there?

- Ok. - Ok.

Take it easy. - Where are you going?

Hey, sightseeing. Listen.

Have a good time, ok?

Ok.

Looks like my brother approves of you.

I hear his sister does too.

I guess it's no longer just a rumor.

Adam!

Nicole!

Wave at the camera.

Maybe it will work this time.

How nice, we'll have a little memento of our trip, huh?

Don't get your hopes up.

The FBI takes better pictures through air vents.

[Laughing]

Ah, here it is.

It'll only take a minute.

Ok.

We'll wait right here.

Now, after we have dinner with your brother and his friend,

you play travel agent for the captain.

Play travel agent?

Yeah.

Tell him about some wonderful places

he can take pictures with his camera way over that way,

while we go way over that way.

You're bad.

[Speaking Italian] Stupid americano.

Merrill, what happened?

I don't know.

I just ask them to fix my camera.

He said it wasn't broken.

I said it's got to be broken.

And it went downhill from there.

Oh, he didn't speak English.

And I did my best with Italian.

Well, what did you say?

Well I said, [Speaking Italian]

[Laughing] I'm afraid you said his mother spends

a lot of time with sailors.

I think I better apologize.

Quit while you're ahead, merrill.

[Speaking Italian]

You know, Scott's as famous in Europe as a lot of movie stars

are in the states.

- So I see. - Yeah.

I'd say I'm somewhere between Clint Eastwood and Kermit

the frog.

[Applause]

Oh, look.

There's Mueller.

Who?

Carl Mueller, the best cyclist in Europe.

No way, kid.

You're the best.

I'm retired.

Oh, thank you.

Barrett.

And I thought you'd finally realized you were finished.

So what are you doing here?

I'm on my honeymoon.

This is my wife, Kelly.

You know Charlie fields.

Going to watch me win the race?

Be sure and catch me on the hills.

You never have before.

[Laughing]

That was a pretty dirty trick, Charlie.

You knew he'd be here.

No, no.

Come on, Kelly.

Let's get out of here.

Wait a minute, Scotty.

Scotty.

Oh, Barrett, I hope I didn't spoil your lunch.

You want to go shopping?

The beach?

I'm sorry, what?

Never mind.

Let's just go back to the ship.

[Laughter]

Oh, there's Don.

[Car horn]

Marcel!

Marcel!

Look out!

Man, are you ok? Don't move.

Don't move.

Just stay there.

Is he hurt badly?

Let me take a look at him.

Does he speak English?

Yeah, yeah.

What is your name?

Marcel.

Marcel villemin.

Where are we?

Portofino.

Well, at least there are no outward signs of head injury.

Now, call an ambulance.

No.

No ambulance.

You should listen to him.

He's a doctor.

You should get to a hospital immediately.

I-- I don't like hospitals.

I'm fine.

Easy.

You don't understand.

There could be a concussion or internal injuries.

I tell you, I'm all right.

I think he's right.

Marcel is one of those stubborn, strong-headed frenchmen.

If he doesn't want to go to a hospital, forget it.

See, I'm fine.

I strongly recommend you be checked,

have some x-rays taken.

I'm fine.

I'll get him to his hotel safely.

Thanks, Dr. Bricker.

It's a miracle he wasn't hurt.

[Soft jazz music]

Your father never approved of me.

Remember that sign he put up at the gate to the villa--

no gamblers allowed.

He thought you were trying to seduce his daughter.

Well, I was.

Really?

I thought she was trying to seduce you.

Yeah.

That seems a long time ago.

We didn't know what we were doing.

I didn't.

I really needed to make it on my own, justina.

And now I have.

Maybe it's not too late.

Jack, you're going to start talking about the future.

Let's just enjoy tonight.

I'm not giving up.

I've found you again.

And I'm not going to let you go.

I'll tell you what.

We're arriving at vielle, France tomorrow.

I'll rent a car, and we'll drive to the villa.

Oh no, we can't.

I uh-- I have some business to take care of.

All right.

Later then.

Lunch at la reserve?

That sounds lovely.

See you tomorrow.

Goodnight.

I can't believe what you told that girl.

I'm sorry.

It just rolled off my tongue.

There's no way we're going to look like bicycle racers.

Trust me.

I hate it when you do that.

Why do you always have to lie to women?

I don't know.

I see them, and they're all so beautiful that I want them,

every one.

So I fudge the truth a tad.

It's a sickness.

Guess so.

I'm not going to be a part of this.

Oh, wait a minute.

There's Scott.

He can help us.

Scott!

Hi.

Listen, we have a little problem.

I'd love to help you guys.

But I've got a little problem of my own.

Right.

Well, what we need to know is how

do you become a bicycle racer--

not a champion, you understand-- just passable?

Ok.

First you quit your job.

Then you ride a bicycle every day for five hours.

Do that for 12 years.

And maybe you'll be a bike racer.

Well, there's no way we're going to do that in three days.

Scott.

There's got to be some way to bring this off.

You didn't see these girls.

You told some girls you were bike racers?

He did.

I didn't.

All right. Come on.

I'll lend you some gear.

At least you'll look like racers.

You should have told them you were soccer players.

It's a lot easier to fake.

Gopher: I should have thought of that.

I already have the ball.

Oh, darn.

I lost a stone in this bracelet.

Consuela is going to charge me another 10 bucks to replace it.

Hey, you better hurry up and get dressed.

Oh.

I'm not going to go out tonight.

I already caught my rich portofino man.

He's driving up to meet me in nice.

So i-- I guess there's no need to do

any more mingling on board.

I'm so proud of you, sis.

Well, I'm out of here.

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Hi.

Boy.

I sure am glad you're not one of those guys that shows up early.

Judy, this is hopeless.

Everything that I could possibly write about these places

has already been written.

Well, maybe I can lend you a hand.

Ok.

Ok, tell me how this sounds--

portofino, city of enchantment, romance, and fun stuff to do.

Stinks, huh?

This is not going to be easy.

Where's Kelly?

She didn't feel much like dinner.

She had a bad lunch.

Ok.

I was way out of line.

You knew Mueller was going to be there.

What are you trying to do?

When I retired, everything was fine.

Why is it so important now that I race?

What the bicycle company wants is the man who coaches

the winner of the cote d'azur.

It can be me, or it can be Mueller's coach.

They don't care.

What do you mean?

If I don't win that race, you don't have a job?

What can I say?

The race is getting a lot of press.

That makes the winner's coach a celebrity.

Charlie, I promised Kelly.

Hey, I know.

I can't ask you to do this for me.

And I'm sorry I wasn't up front with you.

All the years we worked together,

I was always honest with you.

I hope I didn't louse that up.

Coach, you didn't louse anything up.

Captain stubing (on pa): Ladies and gentlemen,

we are now leaving genoa.

Our next stop will be vielle, France

on the fabulous French riviera.

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Still thinking about the accident?

Yeah.

I know.

I can't get it out of my mind either.

You know, it happened so fast.

I just can't believe that the driver didn't see him.

Tell you what.

Why don't we go inside and dance, huh?

I really don't feel like dancing.

Neither do I. But in the mood we're in,

it's either that or jump overboard.

Well, let's dance.

I don't want to get my uniform what.

Don: Nicole.

Is something wrong?

Yeah.

I just got a telephone call from Marcel's wife.

He collapsed in his hotel room.

Well, did someone take him to a hospital?

Yeah, they did.

But he died on the way.

Judy (on pa): We will be arriving at vielle, France

on the French riviera in one hour.

Launches will be available to take you ashore.

From there, transportation will be provided to all points

along the cote d'azur.

Adam, you can't keep punishing yourself for something

that was beyond your control.

Merrill, it wasn't beyond my control.

I'm a doctor.

I should have seen something, some sign.

Well, you suggested he get x-rays.

I shouldn't have suggested.

I should have insisted.

Adam, I still think you've been too hard on yourself.

Maybe all i'm good for is doling

out aspirin and seasick pills.

I know how you must feel, Dr. Bricker.

Well, what about you?

You lost a good friend.

Yeah, yeah.

But it's worse for Marcel's family.

Did he have any children?

Yeah, three of them.

I'm going to visit them in nice.

And I have a little money.

It might help, at least pay for the funeral arrangements.

Do you mind if I come along?

I feel somehow responsible.

You shouldn't feel that way.

But look, if you do want to come,

I'll call you before I leave the ship.

Ok.

Thanks.

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