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Do you want to scooch to your right a little bit?

So where do I look?

You can look right into the screen.

I'm a professional damn Hollywood actor.

I'm not supposed to look here.

Or there.

"Ride" season five.

We were going places.

Let's get out of this rat race.

But the world,

It had other plans.

Are we taking the bikes back? What are we doing?

We wrap?

Don't worry, Ramon, it's coming.

So with the bikes grounded...

My god, I'm in love.

It's my chance to revisit the people...

The places...

Captain's log, "star trek enterprise,".

We have run out of gas.

In the deserts of Joshua tree... And the moments...

Cheers. Cheers, brother.

That have made this one of the most.

Rewarding journeys of my life.

This is my dream come true.

Because what's the point of.

Capturing your adventures on camera...

Whoa, you just get that on camera?

If you can't relive your favorite memories.

Once in a while?

Man.

This is a magical corner of the world right here.

- Yeah! - Alright, hit it!

Here we go!

Yeah, baby.

So not ready.

Are you ready to talk about your favorite moments from the show?

Yeah, let's do it.

What have you been up to during all this madness?

What have I been doing during the covid craziness?

Spending time with my daughter, which has been great.

A little bit of gardening,

Catching a ride here and there.

We came back from new Zealand and we did the two rides there.

And, I mean, we were on our way.

To Italy and Croatia and all these places,

And I got the call that we weren't going anywhere.

So, you know, I'm trying to stay busy like everybody else.

I miss it. I miss packing my little bag.

I miss going to all these cool places.

I miss seeing everyone's faces.

Mama, look at your boy.

Every episode is a different adventure.

I miss it. I hope we get back to it soon.

Imagine waking up every day and riding this.

That went from weed smell to cow poop.

Did I just ruin it? Did I just ruin the whole thing?

You brought some of your favorite people.

Out on the road.

What does it take to be a good co-rider?

Somebody that wants to have fun.

The most important thing is to have a really open personality.

And want to be there.

Good.

Have that sort of adventurous type of spirit.

Alright, you know what, it.

I'm just going.

Everybody that goes anywhere on an episode of "ride".

Usually has the time of their life.

My god!

If we don't beat the crap out of them.

Norman, did you have a wish list of guests.

When the show started?

Yeah, I had a big wish list of guests.

And miss it. Miss it. Miss it. Yay.

Pleasure.

Your show was a big inspiration for this show.

There's a lot of people that I got on.

That I was really excited to get on.

You know, I was 19 when dead Kennedys started,

Too young to know better.

You're always doing a movie somewhere.

Every time I talk to you, you're somebody else,

Somewhere else. I am. I forget who I am sometimes.

I just get to be me now.

Yeah.

How are you, buddy? Pretty good, buddy. How about yourself?

Nice to see you. Good to see you, yeah.

Yeah!

To start the series with peter Fonda,

I was super excited.

I'm taking a ride with peter Fonda.

This is like the... it's like a dream come true.

He's an icon. "Easy rider" is one of those movies.

That every motorcycle rider ever has watched, you know?

So all his movies and his personality and his look,

Everything about him,

You know, it's something that I grew up with.

I'm going to take you down this road.

It's a really beautiful ride.

He showed us Florida,

And he happened to know Florida really well.

Alright, I'm following you.

So beautiful on this bridge.

It's just perfect.

It's perfect. Yeah.

In 1971, I took the western that directed.

With warren Oates and traveled around Europe.

I picked up on Mercedes 6.3, at that time,

The fastest sedan in the world.

We were going through Europe at 120, 130 miles an hour.

On the autobahn.

Just screaming down the road,

Loving every minute of it.

I didn't have any big expectations, really.

I just wanted to hang out with him.

I wonder if this is illegal. I hope it is.

I wanted to hear his stories.

I wanted to, you know, just sort of be around him.

I love riding because it forces focus, and I need that.

Right. And once you get into that thing of focus.

And you get easy with it,

Then you can actually look around and see what there is.

Yeah.

Yeah, baby!

Let me get your photo right here next to this thing.

I mean, since his passing,

I don't know if I remember him differently.

I remember him the exact same way.

I really, really miss him. I really liked that guy a lot.

Yeah, too good. Too good.

What about riding with Jeffrey dean Morgan in England?

Riding with Jeffrey dean Morgan in England was fun.

Hi, buddy. Yeah.

So good to be back.

Jeffrey was new to "the walking dead."

Negan is a big character in the comic book,

So he was like on all these t-shirts.

I don't know what to expect.

I mean, I've seen the pictures of the rocks,

You know, but that's about it.

We went to Stonehenge,

Which was not exactly what I thought it was going to be.

That it right there, dude?

There it is. No way.

I expected it to be on a mountaintop or something,

Not on the edge of the freeway.

Yeah, that's crazy.

It's like seeing the world's biggest ball of rubber bands.

It was kind of like pulling into a mcdonald's.

Look at that.

I feel like this is when the spaceship came down right here.

Kind of "close encounters." yeah.

And then we kind of did, like,

Some sort of very touristy thing...

We're the youngest people here,

Which isn't saying much.

Pull!

Where you sort of pulled the rope,

And maybe that's how they move the rocks.

Pull!

It doesn't feel like it's moving, does it?

Pull!

There it comes. Come on.

Nice.

The aliens, I think, just did it with a laser gun.

And it was much easier.

I'm impressed that it got up and down.

I kind of like to think it was still aliens,

But it was still pretty fun.

There's such a rich history in England.

It makes everything in America look brand new.

These rolling hills to the right are just gorgeous.

This is proper country, England,

Damn straight.

And then we run into Andrew Lincoln.

Don't be late for my in-laws, man.

We are 50 minutes away.

Don't embarrass me.

We will definitely embarrass you.

That's happening.

Wow, look at this place, bro.

We went going to go meet his wife's father, ian.

- Hey. Good to see you. - Yeah. Good to see you.

Ian is Jethro Tull.

You know, and there's photos of ian.

In, like, spandex with his flute.

He's got the crazy hair. And then you go to his house.

And he lives in this castle, this manor out in the woods.

It'll be really nice if we've got a cup of tea.

Maybe get our Jeeves chappie to come here.

And see if we can see get a nice cup of...

Yo, what's up?

I got your crumpets.

- Hi, Jeeves. - Yay, Jeeves.

We were on set on "walking dead,".

And I had sent ian an e-mail.

Saying "hey, we're coming to England.

We'd love to have you on 'ride.'"

But I didn't mention it to Andy on purpose.

Because we play these little jokes and other.

And then he said, "hey, so ian told me you e-mailed him about,

You know, being on the 'ride.'

You know, I'll be there if you want me to be on the show."

And I was like, "no, no, no, no. It's good.

I just want ian."

And I let that sit for, like, three days before I was like,

"please, yes, please be on the show."

Sound like you and Andy.

Have a pretty playful relationship.

Yeah, we have a really playful relationship.

We started "the walking dead" together.

And we did so much press together.

And I think our characters kind of grew as our friendship grew.

Andy's one of my favorite people ever.

That's good.

It's good, though, right? That's really good.

Don't overdo the crumpets, lads,

Because we're having a quick ride around the farm.

On the motorbike.

Finally on a motorcycle. Finally.

Let's do it.

My suggestion is to stay in second gear,

Keep your weight back,

And try and avoid the worst of the soggy bits.

At one point, I don't know.

If it really made it on camera,

But I pulled up in front of Andy like in a foot of mud.

And I was like, "does it...

Is my back tire kind of flat right now?

It feels like it's flat."

And he sort of leaned down and looked at the back tire.

In a went "weeeeh"...

No, you just got me!

And just squirted him with mud.

You son of a bitch.

Kind of the highlight of the whole trip for me.

You're such a dick.

Covered in mud now.

I love this.

Norman. What's up, bro?

Yeah.

Dave chappelle is someone we get asked about pretty often.

Do you want to talk about how he got on the show?

Dave, he's a fan of "the walking dead."

So I first met him at one of our after parties.

For one of our premieres.

So one day I'm walking through Soho and I hear this, "Norman!"

And I turn around and dave's there across the street.

He goes, "it's Dave chappelle."

Do you remember seeing me in new york walking around Soho?

The first thing I mentioned was this show. Yeah. Yeah.

I was like, "please let me do that show."

Hell yeah, dude. You're my favorite. Hell yes.

And then we got him on the episode.

Now we're in Buford. A lovely day in Buford.

He's such a dynamic guy like, I mean, super smart,

Super loving, super friendly.

Thank you. Hey, thanks.

How do you come up with ideas for sketches?

We basically lock ourselves in a room.

We'd argue for two hours and write for an hour.

Yeah. So the show is almost like.

An extension of a personal dialog.

Dave sees the world in a certain way.

He kind of sees it off-kilter a little bit.

He kind of like... he sees it for what it is,

And he's not afraid to talk about it.

Did you always have the creative freedom to do whatever you want?

Part of the fun was finding a way to get the point across.

And every once in a while, stepping over the line.

To take something that's uncomfortable.

Where you can laugh about it really, like, opens the door.

To, like, have conversation.

And I always admired comedians.

I expect people just want him to be funny all the time,

Like be the funny guy.

But when you get the chance to have a real conversation.

With the guy, you just love him even more.

I could do that all day.

Like, there was one moment where we got caught in the rain.

We parked our bikes under an overpass,

And we just sat there and started talking.

That's my favorite thing about, like, Miami,

Those little Cuban coffees.

Cuban food's like... that's jet fuel.

I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah.

This is a good episode, dude. You're fun.

Like, I'm really, really enjoying myself.

The show is really dope. It's fun, yeah.

When it works, it's really, really good.

First season, I just heard about it.

Then I saw it and was like, "yo, I got to be on this show."

Just the idea of it, I was like, "I'm in."

He was the surprise guest at a comedy club in savannah.

Are you ready for your headliner?

You got it. Keep it going. Keep it going.

Yeah, yeah!

Thank you all.

Everybody,

I smoked Spanish moss today.

And in case you was wondering,

Nothing happened.

It takes kind of a super genius.

To be able to read a room like that.

And that's why Dave chappelle is Dave chappelle.

He's got that gift.

All I ask from you,

If you a person that got some towers in you.

Or a person that got some understanding.

Beyond yourself in you, let it out.

Let's change the world.

Alright, thank you guys for being here.

I had a wonderful trip. Norman, we will ride again.

I was just... I was blown away.

I mean, just a super special guy.

To be able to ride with him.

And see the world through his eyes.

For a little bit was really, really fun.

This is awesome.

Yeah, this could not be prettier.

- We're in Hawaii, man. - So here's Barcelona.

Welcome to London, baby.

Give me your favorite places that we've been.

- My god! - Wow.

You know, they all have their moments.

And they're all different and special in their own way.

I don't think I've ever been this high in the sky before.

On the ground.

We haven't been anywhere that was boring.

Thank god.

Japan was really fun.

It was wild because we had Ryan in the city,

And I hadn't seen Ryan in a minute.

He'd gone off to India on this sort of spiritual journey.

You know, doing the fish market, just sort of getting caught up.

In the smells and everything.

What are these, little pastries?

Yeah? Can I try one?

Yeah, it's my breakfast. This is so good.

And I turn a corner,

And there's Ryan towering above everybody else.

With a... with literally a turban on his head.

Yeah. Good to see you, man.

Good to see you.

How are you? Good, man.

Last time I saw him,

He had a dead guy's face on his face.

And he was trying to kill everybody.

Wow, you're a very interesting dude. Okay.

You have this.

You've got the "sons of anarchy," "walking dead".

Crazy characters. Yes.

It was quite the opposite of what I was used to.

Why spend a little more time there?

Why did we do two episodes there?

There's such a difference between Tokyo.

And outside of Tokyo.

We wanted to do a really fast-paced episode...

Are we on acid right now?

That captured what it's like to live in Tokyo,

Which I've done.

And you also wanted to see, you know, the zen,

The mountains, the meditative part of japan,

Because it's such a big part of the culture there.

Kanpai. Kanpai. Cheers.

Milo, we did the country part,

And Milo knew japan really, really well.

And bow?

Bow. Bow, yeah.

He understood Japanese culture, which is a big deal.

Nice to meet you.

Speak Japanese?

So, what got you into japan?

How do you know so much about japan?

There was something about the culture of it that I just

I love, and it's like there's the history.

There's the ceremony behind it that's enjoyed.

Yeah.

So, do people get their motorcycles blessed a lot?

Yeah, you know, bike has a spirit too.

Spirits too. Yeah, like a human.

We were at that one temple,

And the guy came out and blessed our motorcycles.

Thank you so much.

Go, please, go get warm.

And he came out with these little socks.

That were like this.

He's walking through ice and snow to do this.

In japan, nobody really does anything half-assed.

There's a certain thing which is very ingrained.

In the Japanese culture is they really take pride.

In doing everything they do really well.

I'm fascinated by this coffee thing.

It's not really a place.

Where they just mass produce junk.

We'll put some shades on.

You have to be dedicated to it,

And it's got to mean something to you.

This is so beautiful.

This is original paint.

Wow.

So to go to those places and see how hard it is.

And how... how much focus you have to have,

Really interesting.

Thanks for doing this, man.

Thank you for having me, bro.

I have a love affair with costa rica,

So doing that episode with dom was... was really good.

He's an old, old friend of mine.

We used to ride bmx bikes around the city.

Go get to-go margaritas in the east village.

And just roll around like that.

Young, wild, and free.

You know, you're like my brother.

Yeah, bro. And we used to fight like brothers.

Yeah, I know. Yeah.

We'd throw each other through tables and stuff.

We did that at piano's bar.

We did it several places as well.

Let's do this. Alright.

He was kind of in a slump.

His wife was just like,

"go visit Norman. Go have fun."

You know, it's amazing. The feeling I have right now.

Is the feeling I had when we were hanging out.

In new york driving bmx around.

That joy that I saw on his face was something.

That I knew he needed.

And costa rica, that's like my favorite place on earth.

I just thought, you know, the combination.

Of those two things would be just awesome.

Dom rocket in costa rica.

Got the team back together.

We rode all the way up to the top of this mountain.

To this place called the cloud forest.

And clouds were literally going through us.

This is the prettiest thing I think I've ever seen.

I'm with you, for real.

There's such a calm feeling up here.

I feel like heaven or something.

It's like in a dream, you know.

Wet heaven.

It wasn't like,

"let's take a selfie" type of a moment.

It was more like, "let's just lay down and live here."

If it feels like we're just exfoliating.

It's so good.

What's really cool about costa rica.

Is it's this pura vida sort of vibe there.

You know, the whole place has a certain energy to it.

You know, the thing about costa rica is like

I'd only seen one part of it. I never saw the rest of it.

And it's magic. It's just like magic everywhere.

Yeah.

You just feel like time just sort of slows down there.

Like there's no rush.

No one's in a rush to get anywhere.

This is paradise right here.

Just take this

I'm melting. Just want to watch that sun go down here.

Costa rica's eating me. Gimme, gimme, gimme.

It's eating me. Help. Up, up, up.

God.

Life sometimes just... it gets so busy.

And you're off doing this and off doing that and...

Cheers. Cheers, my brother.

I think we... we officially have caught up with each other.

Yeah. And then some.

You need to go take a dirt bike and just watch the sun go down.

And turn it all off.

We did this one episode in Scotland with Melissa.

It's good to see you.

And that trip was really special.

Because she had a connection to Scotland,

Which was very personal to her.

Have you been here before? You been to Scotland before?

- I've never been here before. - I haven't either.

I was looking up my ancestry, and I found.

That... that I have relatives in Aberdeen.

When you get a hit, it's like "this is so exciting."

It's like uncovering a mystery.

I'm here to see a historian.

Okay.

To be able to give her that opportunity...

That's my great-great-grandfather.

To find out about that side of her family...

This is overwhelming.

Overwhelming, yeah.

And to be able to take that trip with her,

It... it meant a lot.

We'd planned to ride motorcycles,

But the weather was not having it.

Everywhere you look is amazingly gorgeous.

This is your roots right here, girl.

But it didn't feel like it mattered on that trip.

It was kind of like we were on a mission.

We were going to get there no matter what.

This is it.

It's your dream? This is my dream come true.

It's just kind of crazy being here.

It's like an Easter egg hunt.

We ended up finding the grave.

Wait, wait.

Yeah, that's it.

And we ended up taking wax paper and chalk.

And sort of going over the grave,

Which was, like, ridiculous because it was super windy.

Where'd you get that rock, Norman?

That's not part of a tombstone, is it? Over by the wall.

We'd have to hold it down.

And it'd rip and all these things.

I think I learned that in, like, high school or something.

It's great, right?

I don't know why I'm emotional. I'm sorry.

No, no.

Just like on "walking dead," when Melissa cries, I cry.

We found it. I know.

But it meant a lot to her, so it meant a lot to me.

I'm glad we got to do this.

Yeah, I'm glad we did it together. Unforgettable.

That was one of my favorite trips, for real.

I think we should call lunch.

Yeah. Bye.

Okay, where were we?

Do you want to talk about.

Some of your favorite motorcycle clubs?

Yeah, "ride" was the first time

I ever rode with a motorcycle club.

There's a stereotype with bikers.

But all I've seen, it's about giving back to the community.

More than it is about anything else.

That's just part of what people in eastern Kentucky do.

Is when there's a good cause,

Everybody comes out and gets into it.

- That's... that's awesome. - Yeah.

It's about friendship.

What's up? What's up, what's up?

You know, it's a sense of family.

We've met a lot of female groups.

Hi. Nice to meet you. How are you? Hi. Nice to meet you.

My name is Brent Hines. Very nice to meet you.

But it was these bad ass women in new Orleans,

Caramel curves, yeah, that was early on.

The most beautiful bikers I've ever met.

Without a doubt.

How'd you get the name showstopper?

You can't tell?

Your bikes are beautiful out there.

- Thank you. - They're so nice.

Can you do some tricks for us?

That's what I do.

My tire, when I burn smoke, it's colored.

O.M.G.

This just looks like the fastest bike I've seen in a while.

Dude, these girls are going to smoke us.

Have you pinned it?

I've gotten to 180 if I'm going to work.

180 on the freeway.

And then I'm a nurse, so I got on these scrubs.

Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Then I'm coming across the high rise gunning it.

You ready? Yes, ma'am.

Alright, let's get it.

They would paint their back tires.

And they would literally have high heels on.

Tru, so them what... What girls do on 'busa.

They're on these, like, supercharged sport bikes.

That's a 'busa 1300.

Most guys scared to ride a 1300.

And they would do burnouts on their bikes.

The sky fills up full of... Full of these different colors.

That's a 1,000.

- Is it really? - Yeah.

Okay, watch the.

Wow.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

B.B.O.B.

Bad babes on bikes.

I think I'm in love right now.

We met a lot of these bad ass girls.

On these bikes on the show.

And they're very inspiring women.

I'm like a first woman writer to write.

For, like, three of the magazines I write for now.

They're influencers as well.

I thought, "wouldn't it be amazing to ride.

A motorbike around the world?"

And is this the helmet that you rode through everywhere?

That is my round the world helmet.

I think the most incredible thing about your story.

Is, like, the attitudes that were around at the time.

They were actually quite derogatory towards you.

For even saying that you were going to do it.

This is springtime in Valencia.

Yeah, these are beautiful.

I am the first Hispanic who drive around.

The world in her motorbike.

A great way to see the world.

And there's like a sense of pride,

And it's really cool.

Any other favorite riding clubs.

You want to talk about?

Yeah, I mean, one of the cool groups.

We... we rode with was the cypress hillbillies.

- Yeah. - Yeah, right on.

It was sen dog from cypress hill,

And he had a motorcycle club.

And we went out to their clubhouse.

And kind of shot the with them for a while.

This bike is a beast right there. That's yours?

That's mine. That's Lucinda right there.

Lucinda. That's... that's a serious motorcycle right there.

Yeah. I didn't really expect, you know,

To love it as much as I did.

Not just the bike, just the whole culture,

Just a whole family of people that we all love the same thing.

We've been rolling for seven years this year.

It'll be our eighth year in a few months.

We're still at it. No other life, you know?

I'm a huge cypress hill fan.

Some of these photos over here. Look at this.

That's 1992 at Irvine meadows,

Beastie boys, cypress hill, and house of pain.

That was right before the concert started.

They were rolling dice right there,

And b-real took like 3,00 bucks off everybody.

And they had a "boondock saints" poster on the wall.

So I was like, "whoo."

We love that dude.

Dude, that just made my whole day even better.

Right there. That's real, brother.

I keep finding people that are fans,

And it's wild because I'm such big fans of theirs.

Meeting rob halford was awesome.

We were in Arizona with Austin amelio.

Dude, how much did you listen to Judas priest as a kid?

Well, you're like... You're a lot older than me.

But I did listen to Judas priest.

What the are you talking about?

I used to be really into only punk rock music at one time.

Except rob halford and Judas priest.

Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, dong.

So I'm a big fan of rob halford's already.

The bells of metal.

Yeah.

Thanks for having us. Yes.

Come on in.

Welcome to the home of metal.

I'd like to show you something.

No way.

He had this big collection of.

All these, like, big metal rings.

I'm a bit of a heavy metal freak with ring collections,

So I got you a couple.

Figure out which one is for you and which one is for Daryl.

Me, Daryl.

There you go. You got it in one.

He couldn't have been a sweeter guy.

Thank you so much. That's super sweet of you.

All of a sudden, he goes, "wait right here.

I'll be right back."

And he comes downstairs with this jacket,

Must have weighed like 60 pounds.

Can I try it on? Yeah, of course.

Yes. Double crossed horn look.

Awesome.

It's like you put this on and you just feel power.

I love it.

Then he goes, "look over your shoulder in the mirror,".

And he's got my Daryl Dixon wings from my vest.

Made onto the back of his jacket,

The exact same wings.

My guy that makes all the stuff for me,

I said, "you know, there's this great tv show,

And there's this great character,

And he wears this item of clothing.

That's become a really important part of his personality."

So that was my inspiration, my inspiration.

And he went on tour wearing my angel wings.

On his back of his jacket.

That just is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

I might be crying a little right now.

Tissue, please.

There's a few things that have happened to me in my life.

Where I, like, super geek out.

And having the singer for Judas priest.

Wear my angel wings on his jacket on tour.

Is one of those things.

Yo, Patrick, you need to stop...

Let's stop at this pink hotel.

You want me to talk about peeing on the show?

Yes. Really? Okay.

Well, sometimes you have to pee.

There's one time in Hawaii I had to pee, like, really bad.

- Hi. - How you doing?

Could we use your bathroom real quick?

Yeah, of course.

We have a great bathroom out back.

Look at this.

To get to the bathroom of this really cool old hotel...

This is great.

And there was a long plank into the sky...

Look at this. Go in there.

To a bathroom with like a 180-degree.

Of the beautiful Hawaiian sunset.

Do you feel more connected to nature now?

A little bit.

Listen to how far down it goes.

That was a weird question.

You're a super weird person.

My god, that's awesome.

You got to try some memorable local cuisine.

On the show.

It doesn't taste like nothing.

Yeah, tastes like dirt.

Yeah, let's talk about food.

First frog leg.

We eat a lot of food on the show.

I'm not even hungry at all.

We're about to do an eating scene.

Like, I'm not even at sort of hungry.

I'm going for it. Are you going for it?

Whoa, that's spicy.

I mean, you're on a motorcycle all day, then you go eat.

This looks delicious.

And then you sit back down on a motorcycle.

Stop feeding me on this show.

Like, stop feeding me.

Some of the food is just delicious.

Look, sea urchin. Ooh, wow.

The sea urchin in Spain,

That was like the most delicious thing I've ever eaten.

Do you chop the top off and eat it? Yeah, chop the top.

- Ready? - Ready.

Cheers.

My god, that's awesome.

And, you know, japan's got so much good food.

It's like a pizza. Yeah.

There's been times when production's forced you.

To eat things, maybe...

It's that girl sitting next to you, Lizzy.

She makes you eat stuff.

We go to Uruguay.

Hi, I'm Becky.

How are you, Becky? What's up? Hi. I'm Norman.

Gaston takes us to this market.

Wow, this is... this is great here.

This market. It's a nice place.

This used to be an historic market for food and meat.

I was really trying hard to be a vegetarian.

I was, like, really killing it.

Meat is a really big deal in Uruguay.

And we sit down with this guy and he's got the livers of this,

And the hearts of this,

And all these different kinds of meats everywhere.

Very tender piece.

Just like meat, meat city.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

You have to try the black thing.

There was one thing that was like a gelatinous.

Brown-red goop.

What is it?

No.

Blood sausage, yeah.

I mean, just the name alone, I was...

It was like.

And the smell was just making me sick.

Yeah, I mean, I didn't want to be insulting.

He was bragging about the best meats from the north.

And the thing and the stuff.

Alright. I'll try it.

You were right. It's sweet.

It's sweet, sweet.

You got to try too.

Feel like I'm on "fear factor."

For the rest of the day, all you can taste.

Is this crap in your mouth.

I'll have some more of that cheese now.

Just to wash down that blood.

It's like stuck in my teeth.

Not to be disrespectful to the meat lovers of Uruguay.

It was delicious.

It wasn't really delicious.

That messed me up for a while.

Melissa and I tried the haggis balls in Scotland.

Should we try haggis or are we too afraid?

We could try it.

I still don't know exactly what haggis is.

So it's a sheep or calf's organs.

Boiled in its own stomach.

Yeah. Delicious.

I was going to have that for dinner, actually.

Haggis is a traditional Scottish meal.

But you definitely need to taste it if you haven't had it before.

Can you get a side of haggis? Like a little... that much?

Just like a little appetizer version.

Yeah, that's lovely.

I like your hat.

I feel like the hat's a little distracting.

I like it. It's like eccentric upper east side.

Yeah.

Here you go, guys. So this is your haggis.

Those are big balls.

Balls up.

Ready? Not really.

It's kind of juicy.

I'm waiting on you. I'm not going to go by myself.

Good. You like it?

I didn't actually try it.

I kind of chickened out.

I think when you know what it is... It's worse.

And then you get a strange little texture.

Yeah. Let's have another bite.

See if we can taste the... the certain spots.

Can you taste the stuff?

Yeah, I lied.

Do you test each individual piece of the sheep?

Maybe if you mix it with the sauces and stuff?

Well, when in Rome.

We did it. We did it.

Haggis balls. Haggis balls.

She tried it. I don't think she liked it very much.

I have to say, I wasn't impressed with the haggis.

You didn't like it? It's just me. It's just me.

Can I confess something?

Yeah. I didn't actually eat it.

Norman! I know, I'm sorry. I owe you one.

Well, yay me.

I couldn't have haggis for breakfast.

I just couldn't do it.

Look at my hair.

Can it grow a little longer, maybe?

Would you be so kind as to just give me a clap?

How does it change the ride for you.

When you're with somebody you've known for a long time?

It's kind of different because you have, like,

Life experiences with this person.

And then it's the two of you going on an adventure together.

You kind of take that with you.

And add it to the list of... of your memories.

I want you to see the beauty that Texas offers.

Some of these flowers will drop you to your knees, brother.

Sean Patrick flannery and I did an episode.

Where we go through Texas. And he's from Texas.

Where are you going, daddy?

I'm going with reedstein.

We're going to tour the great state of Texas, the gst.

Like really, really from Texas.

Look at that big gst flag.

Great state of Texas, baby.

I've known Sean since we did "boondock saints."

You know, we were both young dudes.

Making that movie like a million years ago.

We were insane. We needed babysitters on set.

We did not have one.

He's kind of like my older brother.

Like, he picks on me like an older brother.

My shoulder has never been the same.

Since that "boondock saints" movie.

That's crazy, man.

And I'm glad you remember that,

'cause I tell people that story about.

- How I hurt my shoulder. - Nah, brother, I remember that.

Glad you're backing me up.

I mean, don't get me wrong,

I still think you're a little bitch.

But he's like a great guy.

If I was going into battle for real,

I'd want a Sean Patrick flannery.

I'm exhausted just watching you.

You want to throw a gi on, get choked?

Hell no.

He, like, beats me at everything.

Here we go. Line's hot. On the beep.

We had a shooting competition.

He dusted me at that.

Easy. Set it down. Move, move, move. Good.

Good.

- Nice. - 24:59.

I would like to thank the great state of Texas.

For my victory and my balls.

You guys need to race. I'm down.

We had a drag race.

Good luck, home skillet.

Big, like, formula 1 type of race car things.

I'm pretty positive he jumped the light,

Because they were like, "ready, set," and he was gone.

But he beat me at that as well.

I want a do-over.

Sean beats me at everything.

Boom!

I want a do-over.

Sean Patrick flannery, right there.

But yeah, we're good friends. Please don't beat me up.

God bless, everybody.

Alright, homey. That was a good one?

That's fun. Brother, that was fun.

Buddy. What's up?

Michael rooker, I just asked if... if he would be on the show.

And he said yes, like, right away.

You know, we go way back. We're really good friends.

The brothers together again.

I'm always playing somebody's brother on something.

Always the younger brother.

But he's another guy I look up to like Sean.

And he's just a tornado of a personality.

Alright, you're doing it.

Don't mess me up.

Okay, so turning.

And turn right. Turn.

Good job.

You make it look too easy.

We have a really good time together.

And he's a really good actor.

I was so excited when they told me.

That we were playing brothers on "walking dead,"

I was like, "the dude from.

Portrait of a serial killer, '

My god."

And it was wild to go on that episode with him.

Back to his hometown.

This was my grade school.

Wow. What were you like in school?

I flunked first grade.

How do you flunk first grade?

All you do is listen to stories and eat crackers.

His stories and going back to.

When he was a little kid causing havoc.

When you were a kid playing stunt man and stuff,

Did you ever think you're going to grow up and be a movie star?

God, no. Not even an inkling.

Now you're being filmed.

Motorcycling through your neighborhood.

It all comes full circle, Yeah, right.

- Cheers, guys. - Right on.

We were with Brent and his girl, and one of the stories.

Rooker told us, he was talking about.

How he wanted to be an actor, which was super rooker-ish.

I was always the kid that would look at the tv.

Watching a commercial. I'd be going, like,

"there's no way you eat a hamburger like that."

It would piss me off.

I would get up and my sisters.

Would be looking at me like I'm crazy.

And I'd get up and go, like, "turn that off."

And I'd walk away.

So you start your new season,

Like, in a few days, right? I do, yeah.

We rode all the way from his hometown back to Atlanta,

Where we started "the walking dead" together.

I was on my way to go to work.

It's so wild to just take a ride directly onto the set,

Basically, of "the walking dead" and start.

I'm following a camera van, talking to rooker,

Who played my brother on the show.

I'm seeing Atlanta in the distance.

It was wild, like, kind of remembering my lines.

For tomorrow, rehearsing them in my mind.

This is literally the street I take to work every day.

It was super surreal.

Look at this guy over here.

Yeah.

You know, I started "walking dead" with rooker.

He's the first cast mate that I became good friends with.

And we became really close.

It's important that we give back to you.

A piece that you gave us.

My god.

Look, it's my hand.

He's like my brother for real.

My brother who we... We started this together,

And how perfect that we ride from your hometown.

Back to Georgia together? You know what I mean?

Dude, I got to tell you, I am... I am

I can't even talk. I love this. I love this.

Okay, last question.

Is this the last, last question this time...

Yes, it's the last question.

Or are we going to have another last question?

That's rude. I'm rude. Sorry. I apologize.

Looking back on five seasons, do you have any final thoughts?

You know, we started as.

A different type of a show altogether.

I'm really proud of where the show has gotten to.

I feel like we found our rhythm.

With guests and with locations.

We went out to shake hands and meet new people,

And I think that's what makes it interesting.

- Alright. - Alright.

Yeah.

Yeah! That was awesome.

This is like my time to go out and be me.

It's nice to go out and have experiences around the world.

It's been an eye-opening adventure.

You guys have a good life. This is a great.

Experience new people, new places, new things.

I've learned things.

And I love doing it on a motorcycle.

It's like a good break from the normal grind,

So it's been a real gift.

Hopefully we'll be back at it soon.

Dude, this is it.

Yeah, I could do this for days.

Yeah.

Are we done yet?

What time is it, midnight?