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There's no flavor like New Orleans flavor.
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Look at this bridge, bro. How cool is this?
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Yeah!
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- Hello,
mon chéri.
- That just happened.
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- Caramel!
- Curves!
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- Welcome to New Orleans, Norman.
- Whoo.
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
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Give me a plane ticket
to anywhere in the world
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and this is where I'd want to go.
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A couple of years ago
I was the grand marshal
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of the Endymion
parade at Mardi Gras.
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Since then I've jumped at every chance
I get to come back to Louisiana.
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The mash-up of people and cultures,
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the contrast between rich and
poor, Christians and pagans,
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storm survivors and, let's
be honest, partygoers.
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Louisiana's a great American enigma.
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It's a crossroads where you can
feel the friction in the air,
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and for me that's pretty cool.
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And although my day job has
led me back here once or twice,
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I've never really gotten the
opportunity to explore it.
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I'm back and this time
I'm gonna do it right.
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I'm taking a three-day
trip on two wheels.
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I'm starting in Lafayette
and then heading east
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over the Atchafalaya
Basin into Baton Rouge.
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Following the Great River Road south
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along the Mississippi, I'm
ending up in the Big Easy,
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New Orleans.
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I'm bringing Brent Hinds
of the band Mastodon.
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We met backstage at
a concert in Atlanta
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and bonded over music and
bikes, people we both knew,
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and our shared love of Louisiana.
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-
Yeah.
-
We're gonna hook up
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at a little
hole-in-the-wall taco joint
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Brent found while on tour.
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- How you been, man?
- I've been all right.
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Brent Hinds has been
playing guitar for 15 years.
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He scored three Grammy
nominations along the way.
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But he's still a
country boy at heart.
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He first came to New Orleans hopping
trains as a kid from Alabama.
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- Welcome to Taco Sisters.
- Oh, thanks.
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What should I order? What's your specialty?
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We have the Wake and Bake Burrito.
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Oh, now we're talking.
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I'll take that without the burrito.
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Two coffees up for Norman.
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And your Paula Special and Wake and Bake.
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You used to come here
as a kid like how often?
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We came here a couple times and got
bit up by mosquitoes pretty good.
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And then we went back to Alabama and
got bit up by some more mosquitoes.
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Do they got that Zika virus here?
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They don't have it yet, but we'll get it.
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- Is that slammin'?
- So good, yeah.
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They put marijuana in there?
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They might, I don't know.
It's really delicious.
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How'd you get started
riding motorcycles and stuff?
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Being from Alabama, man. You know?
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I mean, you're born with a gun and
a motorcycle in my neighborhood.
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My dad, he reared us on
motorcycles and guns and hunting
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and he was teaching three and
five-year-olds how to be a man
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- before you even know what a pacifier is, you know.
- Right, right.
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- I love the outdoors. I love hunting and fishing.
- Oh, wow.
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Why go to the grocery store
when you can go to the woods?
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Do you know New Orleans very well?
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I do. I played there a lot
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and I hopped freight trains there a lot.
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Last Halloween we played
the Voodoo Festival,
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but it rained like a son of a bitch.
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First time I came out
here, I was in a movie.
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And then I came back here last year.
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I was the grand marshal
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of the Endymion parade at Mardi Gras.
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- Wow.
-
Yeah, I like New Orleans.
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And you got a friend that
does tattoos and stuff, right?
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Yeah, we're gonna go see Jordan
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and I'm thinking about
getting me a Lemmy tattoo
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because he was kind of a mentor
of mine and he was an old friend
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and we played a lot of
concerts together and, you know?
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Let's go. Let's hit it. Yeah, man.
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- This burrito was delicious.
- I'm ready when you are.
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- I got to tell you.
- Yeah, I want to thank both sisters.
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- Let's get matching tattoos.
- All right. All right.
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- Motorhead.
- Yeah, right?
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Matching bro tattoos. There's
nothing cooler than that.
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All right, cool.
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Yeah, man.
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Wow, this is like crawfish
country right here.
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Hell, yeah. It's beautiful out here.
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Louisiana is the crawfishing
capital of the world,
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harvesting over 100 million pounds
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of those spiny little
creatures each year.
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So it's like Brent said,
why go to the store
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when you can go to the swamp?
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Look how nice it is out here.
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It's got that "Sleepy Hollow" vibe.
- Yeah.
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Dude, look at these crazy old
creepy trees and stuff right here.
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Don't look at that tree, man,
or you'll get possessed by it
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for the rest of your life.
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Brent and I are making the trip
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on a pair of Triumph Tigers.
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The 800 series boasts an
awesome double punch of power
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and torque spread.
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And my custom XCx has a high-end
adjustable WP suspension
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and a sophisticated
electronic system.
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I like the sound of these.
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It's like a turbine. Like "zzzz."
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I just found out that my bike
tells me what gear I'm in.
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- Yeah.
- I'm a slow learner.
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This bayou goes way back.
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In the 1700s there
were these Canadians
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that got fed up with the British
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who ruled with an iron fist.
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Somehow they made it all the
way down here 1,200 miles away.
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- We in the bayou.
- Yeah, baby.
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Fishermen by nature,
they turned crawfish
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into the Louisiana
staple it is today.
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And ever since,
generations of Cajuns
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have been pulling
bounty from the swamp.
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And of all the
crawfishermen in Louisiana,
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there's one who
towers above the rest.
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A true legend. Mike Clay.
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- How are you, sir?
-
Good, how y'all doing?
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Good, man, good.
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The 2013 Breaux
Bridge crawfish king,
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Mike opens up his breeding
pond to teach others
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about the Cajun
tradition of crawfishing.
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And they keep it simple...
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boil them up with your
favorite spice blend,
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grab a fistful, and chow down.
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How hard is it to catch crawfish?
I've never done this before.
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- It's easy, believe me.
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Is it easy?
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We have some nets over here. We
got some bait already worked up.
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How long have you guys
been out here doing this?
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I've been doing this
since I was 13 years old.
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Oh, so you definitely
know what you're doing.
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So you put the fish on the things
and you just drop 'em in the water?
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That's it. Piece of cake, right?
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So there's just billions of
them on the ground right now?
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Billions of them.
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Ooh, look at that. Look at
that crawfish right there.
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Look at that. Look at that big-ass craw.
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That's a big one, boy. Man, that's
delicious eating right there.
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- Put your finger in there.
- No way.
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Ow! Mother[bleep] Ow! [bleep]! [bleep]!
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Whole lot of crawfish.
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That went in the real pants right there.
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That was... yeah. I'm gonna
stink for the next couple of days.
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I'm gonna smell so bad.
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Little wet butt going on right now.
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Dude, this is so gross.
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What do you do with this?
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Just scoop it in the water
and you might catch something.
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Really?
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Look, we got another net for you.
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There you go.
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That happens a lot,
though, right? Not just me?
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That's two I broke now.
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Two nets I broke already, yeah.
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Pull it fast. Pull it fast.
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Hoo-yah! Aii!
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- Is he dead?
- Yeah, he's dead.
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No, he's still alive.
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- He's moving. He just gives up.
- He's just relaxing.
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- He just gave up.
- He just Norman from "Walking Dead."
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He just fainted.
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Crawfish can't handle celebrities
catching them, you know?
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You know, this pond right here
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has produced the world's
fastest crawfish.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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- Do you guys race 'em?
- Oh, yeah.
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You put them in a round thing
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and see who gets to the edge first?
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Yes, sir.
- Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
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How do you pick a fast crawfish?
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Well, that's a secret
between me and my two sons.
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Oh. It's how fast they move their tail.
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I'm a natural.
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Come on, baby, you can do it.
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- You ready?
- Come on, baby. I got faith, baby.
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- Okay, $10 bet on it.
- 10 bucks.
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- Come on!
- Come on! Come on!
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- Run, [bleep] run!
- Eat this guy!
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- Get him! Come on, man!
- Come on, come on!
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Come on! No, no, no, no!
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I crossed the line. I crossed the line.
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Yeah, 10 bucks. 10 bucks.
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You've earned your freedom. Victory.
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Now let's eat all their friends.
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-
Put 'em in that basket.
-
Whoa!
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You got to catch 'em by hand and just
pull 'em up and put 'em in the basket.
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Get on the side.
- Ai-yi-yi-yi!
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Ayi!
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Why don't we just pick this
up and dump them in there?
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You want to dump them in
there? That'd be easier for you?
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That seems like it's smarter, right?
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Okay, that's smarter for you, huh?
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- There you go.
- Know what I mean? Efficient.
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This side in first.
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Wow, that's hot.
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- Oh, look at that. I got one.
- That was a good one.
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There's no shortage of
these things out here.
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How do you avoid butt juice?
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- You just eat it.
- It's all good.
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Life on the bayou goes
back to simpler times
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when people were happy
to live off the land
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and off the grid.
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And despite the modern
world's best efforts,
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in a lot of ways out here,
not a whole lot has changed.
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For Mike and his crew,
there's clearly pride
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in keeping the time-honored traditions
of their Cajun ancestors alive.
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And there's no better
way to make a living.
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Thank you so much, sir. That was awesome.
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- A pleasure.
- You enjoyed it?
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Absolutely. It was a pleasure, bro.
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Being down here reminds
me of that scene
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in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
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when Jack Nicholson's character
breaks everyone out to go fishing.
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Don't be a fisherman,
be a fisher of men.
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Or something like that.
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In other words, it's not about what
you haul in at the end of the day.
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What matters is the people you
get to know on your journey.
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The connections you make.
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There's just one
thing I'd like to add.
223
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The journey is always
better on a motorcycle.
224
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Wow.
225
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:06,335
Yeah!
226
00:11:17,066 --> 00:11:19,901
- This is a really cool area out here.
- Yeah.
227
00:11:19,953 --> 00:11:23,154
Halfway between Lafayette
and Baton Rouge is real cool.
228
00:11:23,206 --> 00:11:24,872
Daiquiri drive-thru. Did you see that?
229
00:11:24,908 --> 00:11:28,876
Yeah, man. That's what
I love about Louisiana.
230
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Riding in southern Louisiana,
231
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:34,582
it's not long before you realize why
they call this place the Bayou State.
232
00:11:34,584 --> 00:11:37,084
This area is known as
the Atchafalaya Basin
233
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and it's the only Louisiana
basin that has a growing delta.
234
00:11:45,094 --> 00:11:48,179
Down where Louisiana is
neither land nor sea,
235
00:11:48,231 --> 00:11:50,565
the bayou echoes through
the Louisiana swamps.
236
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,518
At the fishing grounds, the
weighted nets are tossed overboard
237
00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:54,936
to scrape along the muddy bottom.
238
00:11:54,988 --> 00:11:57,355
Get a load of this and watch
your step there, fella.
239
00:11:57,407 --> 00:12:01,025
Of course it's work, but the
result is quite a pile of fish.
240
00:12:01,077 --> 00:12:03,194
You know, the last
time I was down here,
241
00:12:03,246 --> 00:12:05,746
I did a photo shoot on an airboat.
242
00:12:05,782 --> 00:12:08,282
We covered a lot of ground, but
it just left me wanting more.
243
00:12:12,789 --> 00:12:15,623
So that's why we're on
our way down Interstate 10
244
00:12:15,675 --> 00:12:18,509
to Basin Landing and
Marina in Henderson
245
00:12:18,545 --> 00:12:20,795
to visit with Captain
Tucker Friedman.
246
00:12:20,847 --> 00:12:24,465
Oh, you turned my heat
seater on, you [bleep].
247
00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:26,801
- I don't know.
- What do you mean you don't know?
248
00:12:26,853 --> 00:12:28,853
I mean, I might have turned it on.
249
00:12:28,888 --> 00:12:32,607
Since 1999, Captain
Tucker's been known
250
00:12:32,642 --> 00:12:34,942
as not only a guy who will
find you an alligator,
251
00:12:34,978 --> 00:12:36,978
he'll speak to them, too.
252
00:12:41,868 --> 00:12:43,618
All right, let's go find an airboat.
253
00:12:43,653 --> 00:12:46,070
This place is awesome. Looks
like "Texas Chainsaw Massacre."
254
00:12:46,122 --> 00:12:48,322
There's a whole Easter Bunny
theme going on here as well.
255
00:12:48,324 --> 00:12:50,491
That's not creepy at all.
256
00:12:50,543 --> 00:12:53,211
- How y'all doing? What you guys up to?
- How are you, man?
257
00:12:53,246 --> 00:12:55,246
- Can you take us on an airboat?
- Sure can.
258
00:12:55,298 --> 00:12:57,965
- Man, this is crazy out here.
- That's our backyard.
259
00:12:59,836 --> 00:13:02,169
All right, guys, here we go.
260
00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:15,650
You can't see anything below.
261
00:13:15,685 --> 00:13:17,768
You go under this,
you'll never come back up.
262
00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:20,605
It looks like we're on
land. This is amazing.
263
00:13:45,048 --> 00:13:47,715
Wait, there he is. He's
coming. To the left.
264
00:13:47,717 --> 00:13:50,601
Oh, [bleep]. God, here he is, right here.
265
00:13:50,637 --> 00:13:53,137
Look at this. OMG.
266
00:13:53,189 --> 00:13:55,189
Look at this.
267
00:13:55,224 --> 00:13:57,692
It's incredible.
268
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,236
Wow!
269
00:14:09,238 --> 00:14:11,405
Oh, my goodness.
270
00:14:11,457 --> 00:14:13,991
That was mind-blowing.
271
00:14:15,745 --> 00:14:18,162
Cherie is about a
14-year-old alligator.
272
00:14:18,214 --> 00:14:20,164
I found her a few years ago.
273
00:14:20,216 --> 00:14:21,999
She had run into a thorn tree.
274
00:14:22,051 --> 00:14:25,469
She ended up losing one eye.
275
00:14:25,505 --> 00:14:27,221
-
That just happened.
- Wow.
276
00:14:27,256 --> 00:14:29,173
You know that lady, don't you?
277
00:14:29,225 --> 00:14:31,592
That's the only reason
she kiss me, she's blind.
278
00:14:34,764 --> 00:14:38,683
When did you first, like, know that
you could call the alligator over?
279
00:14:38,735 --> 00:14:40,901
Well, when we were kids, you know,
280
00:14:40,937 --> 00:14:44,772
back in the early '60s, alligators
were put on the endangered species list.
281
00:14:44,774 --> 00:14:46,774
There were very few of them left.
282
00:14:46,826 --> 00:14:50,361
And when we saw an alligator, we
were so intrigued with it, you know?
283
00:14:50,413 --> 00:14:52,279
They have very long-term memory.
284
00:14:52,281 --> 00:14:56,283
I've had alligators that
I've made friends with
285
00:14:56,336 --> 00:14:58,369
and don't see them for six, seven years
286
00:14:58,421 --> 00:15:00,621
and they'll show themselves up again
287
00:15:00,623 --> 00:15:02,957
and it's just like we never
missed a day, you know?
288
00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:04,291
- Really?
- Wow.
289
00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:06,460
Dude, you just called
an alligator over here.
290
00:15:06,462 --> 00:15:07,962
Yeah, that was impressive.
291
00:15:08,014 --> 00:15:09,130
Do you realize what just went down?
292
00:15:09,132 --> 00:15:10,715
I do that all over the place.
293
00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:12,466
That's crazy.
294
00:15:26,699 --> 00:15:29,650
Captain Tucker is a real
salt-of-the-earth character.
295
00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:32,653
When this area
flooded after Katrina,
296
00:15:32,705 --> 00:15:34,705
Tucker stayed behind.
297
00:15:34,741 --> 00:15:37,792
You can tell he loves this
place and I can't blame him.
298
00:15:37,827 --> 00:15:39,460
Thank you so much. That was so fun.
299
00:15:43,132 --> 00:15:46,000
- Cherie?
- Cherie!
300
00:15:46,002 --> 00:15:49,170
Still in awe that the guy
called an alligator over to him.
301
00:15:49,222 --> 00:15:52,590
- Yeah, like a pet.
- He's the alligator whisperer, man, for real.
302
00:15:52,642 --> 00:15:55,309
- Yeah.
- Whatever it is he's got, he's got it together.
303
00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:58,012
He's definitely figured it out, that guy.
304
00:15:58,014 --> 00:16:00,514
Are we gonna ride to Baton Rouge tonight?
305
00:16:00,516 --> 00:16:02,516
- Yeah.
- Awesome.
306
00:16:18,668 --> 00:16:20,367
There's nothing like
Baton Rouge roads
307
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:21,669
first thing in the morning.
308
00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:24,705
The canopy of cypress
trees, the swampy sun,
309
00:16:24,757 --> 00:16:26,874
and dragonflies as
big as your finger.
310
00:16:26,926 --> 00:16:29,210
- Oh, good morning.
- Good morning.
311
00:16:29,212 --> 00:16:32,213
My clothes still smell like crawdad.
312
00:16:37,553 --> 00:16:40,304
- What are you looking at?
- Just looking at your controls.
313
00:16:40,356 --> 00:16:42,056
Where is your seat heater?
314
00:16:42,108 --> 00:16:43,891
It's on the side of my
seat. Like right here.
315
00:16:43,893 --> 00:16:46,060
Don't turn it on like you did yesterday.
316
00:16:46,112 --> 00:16:48,395
I didn't, dude. I didn't. I didn't.
317
00:16:48,397 --> 00:16:50,781
I'm just gonna see what's
going on, you know what I mean?
318
00:16:50,817 --> 00:16:52,783
You [bleep]. You just made my bike go dead.
319
00:16:52,819 --> 00:16:55,736
[bleep]!
320
00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:58,906
Come on, buddy.
321
00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:00,324
Where are you, buddy?
322
00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:01,909
The bike stalled
again, Norman, okay?
323
00:17:01,961 --> 00:17:03,794
Oh, [bleep]. Maybe you hit your button.
324
00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:06,881
I know what you did. You turned
the damn [bleep]
bike off.
325
00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:09,583
You [bleep]!
326
00:17:09,585 --> 00:17:12,386
You like to pull pranks? I've
been on tour for 20 years.
327
00:17:12,421 --> 00:17:14,221
I know how to pull pranks.
328
00:17:14,257 --> 00:17:17,007
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
329
00:17:17,059 --> 00:17:19,093
That was unintentional.
That was unintentional.
330
00:17:19,095 --> 00:17:22,396
Ah, [bleep]. What the [bleep]?
331
00:17:22,431 --> 00:17:24,064
- You all right?
- I'm okay.
332
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,317
You can't hurt stupid.
333
00:17:28,271 --> 00:17:30,104
Oh, there's a casino.
334
00:17:30,106 --> 00:17:32,022
Yeah, place looks hopping.
335
00:17:32,074 --> 00:17:33,607
Are you good at blackjack?
336
00:17:33,659 --> 00:17:36,443
I have been known to be
up several thousand dollars
337
00:17:36,496 --> 00:17:38,162
and down several thousand dollars
338
00:17:38,197 --> 00:17:40,614
and break several thousands
dollars worth of [bleep] in casinos.
339
00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:42,583
That's the only way to do it.
340
00:17:42,618 --> 00:17:44,118
- You got to let it loose, baby.
- Let's do it.
341
00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:46,620
I've lost a bet or two in my time,
342
00:17:46,672 --> 00:17:49,456
but I've never had the privilege
to lose one on a casino riverboat.
343
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,258
- Hello, sir.
- Hey, how you doing?
344
00:17:51,294 --> 00:17:53,711
Casino that way?
345
00:17:53,763 --> 00:17:55,379
All right, thank you.
346
00:17:55,431 --> 00:17:57,014
Until the early '90s,
347
00:17:57,049 --> 00:17:58,883
these boats actually used
to cruise up and down
348
00:17:58,935 --> 00:18:01,185
the Mississippi to evade local laws.
349
00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:04,772
But these days Louisiana is
kind enough to let them dock.
350
00:18:04,807 --> 00:18:06,640
This is beautiful.
351
00:18:06,692 --> 00:18:08,108
I think it's a little
too sensitive for you.
352
00:18:08,144 --> 00:18:11,312
I'm trying to get in touch
with my feminine side nowadays.
353
00:18:11,364 --> 00:18:14,064
- Dude, that's the new thing.
- I'm starting to do yoga and stuff.
354
00:18:14,116 --> 00:18:16,200
- So I'm full-on.
- Are you really starting to do yoga?
355
00:18:16,235 --> 00:18:17,985
- Yeah.
- Shut up. Dude, teach me yoga.
356
00:18:17,987 --> 00:18:20,621
I said I'm starting. I haven't done it yet.
357
00:18:20,656 --> 00:18:23,707
All right, let's
gamble or something.
358
00:18:24,961 --> 00:18:26,544
"Wheel of Fortune."
359
00:18:26,579 --> 00:18:28,128
You love "Wheel of Fortune."
360
00:18:28,164 --> 00:18:30,497
Come on, you didn't have a crush
on Vanna White when you were a kid?
361
00:18:30,499 --> 00:18:33,167
Oh, look, I just won something.
How much did I win, nine bucks?
362
00:18:33,219 --> 00:18:35,085
-
What did you put in?
-
10.
363
00:18:35,137 --> 00:18:38,589
- Okay, you lost...
- 80 cents and I was a winner? How's that work out?
364
00:18:38,641 --> 00:18:41,475
Well, I mean, you know, they just get you
hooked on the sounds and the noises and stuff.
365
00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:46,347
Where should we play blackjack?
366
00:18:46,349 --> 00:18:48,098
Is this good? Can we play?
367
00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:50,017
Yeah, you can play here.
368
00:18:50,019 --> 00:18:51,986
All right, let's do it. What's your name?
369
00:18:52,021 --> 00:18:53,320
They call me the Terminator.
370
00:18:53,356 --> 00:18:55,489
Oh, great, we got the Terminator.
371
00:18:55,524 --> 00:18:58,359
All right, no more bets.
372
00:19:02,665 --> 00:19:05,666
-
One hand. One hand.
- Oh, one... I'm sorry.
373
00:19:05,701 --> 00:19:07,284
- I already cheated?
-
You can only use one hand.
374
00:19:07,336 --> 00:19:09,536
- How do I pick them up?
- This a Louisiana thing?
375
00:19:09,538 --> 00:19:11,705
-
Yeah.
-
Can I look at these cards?
376
00:19:11,757 --> 00:19:13,624
Yes, you can look at your cards.
377
00:19:13,676 --> 00:19:16,010
- You can't bend the cards.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
378
00:19:16,045 --> 00:19:18,629
- There's a lot of rules around here.
- There's a lot of rules.
379
00:19:18,681 --> 00:19:22,049
- I'm feeling lucky right now.
- All right, 19.
380
00:19:24,887 --> 00:19:27,605
You can't touch your money
once you place the bet.
381
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,107
- Just hit him with a stick.
- I'm gonna hit him in a minute.
382
00:19:30,142 --> 00:19:31,725
- I am.
- Slap him.
383
00:19:31,727 --> 00:19:34,228
This is the perfect place
to gamble for an amputee.
384
00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:36,897
All right, hit me.
385
00:19:36,949 --> 00:19:39,316
- Oh.
- Hit it again.
386
00:19:40,703 --> 00:19:42,453
- What'd I get?
- A six.
387
00:19:42,488 --> 00:19:44,154
- Yes.
- Yes.
388
00:19:44,206 --> 00:19:45,873
You winning all the money.
389
00:19:45,908 --> 00:19:47,958
You're lovely. Thanks for letting us play.
390
00:19:47,994 --> 00:19:49,209
Let's go. See you later.
391
00:19:49,245 --> 00:19:51,578
All right, have a good one, guys.
392
00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:54,214
I've got my big win and
now it's time to bounce.
393
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,583
New Orleans, here we come.
394
00:19:56,585 --> 00:19:57,968
All right, you ready, Alabama?
395
00:19:58,004 --> 00:20:00,554
Let's go. Let's go.
396
00:20:02,892 --> 00:20:05,009
Look at this bridge, bro. How cool is this?
397
00:20:05,061 --> 00:20:09,013
Oh, man, the speed limit is 70 and
we're going 63. That's not good.
398
00:20:09,065 --> 00:20:11,315
Yeah!
399
00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:13,817
Let's go get some Lemmy tattoos.
400
00:20:13,853 --> 00:20:16,437
What Brent's talking about
is Lemmy from Motorhead.
401
00:20:16,489 --> 00:20:18,238
His friend is a really
good tattoo artist
402
00:20:18,274 --> 00:20:20,107
and we're hoping to go get
a little tribute thing.
403
00:20:20,159 --> 00:20:21,909
It's only a 90-minute
ride from here.
404
00:20:21,944 --> 00:20:23,744
Hey, man, you still got to pee?
405
00:20:23,779 --> 00:20:25,779
Yeah, I still got to pee.
406
00:20:25,781 --> 00:20:27,364
I got to stretch my legs, too.
407
00:20:27,416 --> 00:20:29,700
Hey, man, I've heard of this
place before. Middendorf's.
408
00:20:29,752 --> 00:20:31,785
- Really?
- Yeah.
409
00:20:31,837 --> 00:20:34,004
Look at that bike.
410
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:37,124
Yeah, it looks amazing. I got to go pee.
411
00:20:37,176 --> 00:20:38,876
- Is this your bike?
- Yeah, man.
412
00:20:38,928 --> 00:20:40,594
- What is that?
- Matt. How are you?
413
00:20:40,629 --> 00:20:43,514
Yeah, that's an old Suzuki
Savage 650 converted to electric.
414
00:20:43,549 --> 00:20:45,132
- You did all this yourself?
- I did, yeah.
415
00:20:45,134 --> 00:20:46,800
Does it make any noise at all?
416
00:20:46,802 --> 00:20:48,969
It makes a little noise when
you're coming off the line.
417
00:20:49,021 --> 00:20:51,772
And once you get to
speed, it's pretty silent.
418
00:20:51,807 --> 00:20:53,640
These are actually out of a Nissan Leaf.
419
00:20:53,693 --> 00:20:55,976
-
But these cells are amazing.
- Did you turn this thing on yet?
420
00:20:55,978 --> 00:20:57,144
- It's on. It's on.
- It's on right now?
421
00:20:57,196 --> 00:20:59,063
- You want to ride it?
- You should ride it.
422
00:20:59,115 --> 00:21:01,065
- Can I ride it?
- It's the trippiest thing you've ever felt.
423
00:21:01,117 --> 00:21:03,817
It's kind of like a magic carpet
ride. You just get on and it floats.
424
00:21:03,869 --> 00:21:07,321
- Wow.
-
the cool thing is I can plug my laptop into it
425
00:21:07,323 --> 00:21:10,624
and, like, adjust the throttle
torque curve however I want.
426
00:21:10,659 --> 00:21:13,660
Did you get into this to be
environmentally correct or...
427
00:21:13,713 --> 00:21:16,497
I mean, it's a nice bonus,
but I was looking for a bike
428
00:21:16,499 --> 00:21:19,249
when we moved to New Orleans
and I saw this guy online.
429
00:21:19,301 --> 00:21:21,552
He was selling a kit. That's
how I kind of got into it.
430
00:21:21,587 --> 00:21:24,054
- And I'm just totally hooked.
- Wow.
431
00:21:24,090 --> 00:21:25,973
- Crazy, right?
- Holy [bleep].
432
00:21:26,008 --> 00:21:28,342
This is mind-blowingly innovative
433
00:21:28,344 --> 00:21:31,011
and just robot as hell.
434
00:21:31,013 --> 00:21:33,847
One, two, one, two, three, four.
435
00:21:33,849 --> 00:21:36,734
- Cool.
- Thank you. Nice to meet you, man.
436
00:21:36,769 --> 00:21:40,521
Nice to meet you, too. Have
a safe trip to New Orleans.
437
00:21:40,573 --> 00:21:44,024
Yes, sir. We'll drive
as fast as we can.
438
00:21:49,915 --> 00:21:51,615
Yeah!
439
00:21:56,205 --> 00:21:58,005
We coming into New Orleans now, baby.
440
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,340
- You guys are doing it sleazy?
- Yeah, we love the sleazy.
441
00:22:00,376 --> 00:22:03,343
- Something like this would look pretty cool.
- Yeah, perfect.
442
00:22:03,379 --> 00:22:05,929
Dang. I think I'm in love.
443
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:10,263
Are we even close to the downtown?
I don't know where the [bleep].
444
00:22:10,336 --> 00:22:13,230
We're about 15 miles out.
Yeah, we're good. Trust me.
445
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:15,932
We're on our way to one of my
favorite cities in the world.
446
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:20,854
Oh, we coming into New Orleans now, baby.
447
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:23,490
From Baton Rouge,
it's a 95-mile ride
448
00:22:23,525 --> 00:22:26,826
southeast along the Great River
Road to the Crescent City,
449
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:29,829
the Big Easy, New Orleans.
450
00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,118
- Are we here?
- Yes, sir.
451
00:22:51,803 --> 00:22:53,770
One of the oldest cities in America,
452
00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:56,389
New Orleans has always
done its own thing.
453
00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:59,059
But I'd expect nothing less from
a city that got its nickname
454
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:02,312
from turning into a big
speakeasy during Prohibition.
455
00:23:02,364 --> 00:23:04,614
This is awesome. Welcome
to New Orleans, Norman.
456
00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:07,484
- Whoo!
- Ayi!
457
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:08,985
I'm excited to see my buddy Jordan.
458
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:11,404
Yeah, I'm excited to meet him, man.
459
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:14,908
First stop in town,
Abracadabra Tattoos.
460
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,410
- Yo, Jordi.
-
I thought I smelled something sexy.
461
00:23:17,462 --> 00:23:18,828
What's going on?
462
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,663
We rode some motorcycles over
here, me and my friend Norman.
463
00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:22,716
- Jordan.
- Nice to meet you. I heard a lot about you.
464
00:23:22,751 --> 00:23:24,667
- What's up? Cornbread.
- Nice to meet you, Cornbread.
465
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,420
- You guys enjoying the sleazy?
- Yeah, we love the sleazy.
466
00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:30,340
- So we want to get Lemmy tattoos.
- Awesome.
467
00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,392
Since the early 2000s,
468
00:23:32,427 --> 00:23:34,010
Jordan Barlow has been turning out
469
00:23:34,062 --> 00:23:36,312
some of the most creative
artwork in all New Orleans.
470
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:38,381
He opened his own
place two years back
471
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:41,718
and already it's one of the
most respected shops in town.
472
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:43,903
Good seeing you, dude.
473
00:23:43,939 --> 00:23:45,822
Brent and him, they go way back.
474
00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:48,525
They met hoboing freight trains
and have been tight ever since.
475
00:23:48,577 --> 00:23:50,994
How'd you get that skeleton so small?
476
00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:53,029
I went to Fiji, had
them shrink it down.
477
00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:54,864
You couldn't just have them shrink
it down here in New Orleans?
478
00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:56,533
Voodoo enriched around here, I've heard.
479
00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,085
Place is so cool.
480
00:23:59,121 --> 00:24:01,538
It's like a museum.
Dude, I like the gold AK.
481
00:24:01,590 --> 00:24:03,873
That's the Russian half wood
one. We shoot those on the show.
482
00:24:03,925 --> 00:24:07,043
- That sounds like fun.
- Yeah, yeah, it's a blast.
483
00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:09,262
So I was thinking something like this
484
00:24:09,297 --> 00:24:11,381
would look pretty cool
in the Motorhead font.
485
00:24:11,433 --> 00:24:14,267
I was kind of thinking
more like just super simple.
486
00:24:14,302 --> 00:24:16,019
- Like a kid did it.
- All right.
487
00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:19,055
-
Yeah, like that. Bam.
- All right, let's get that shirt off.
488
00:24:22,444 --> 00:24:24,227
So how long's it been
since your last tattoo?
489
00:24:24,279 --> 00:24:26,729
-
It's been a long time.
- Yeah? What was your first one?
490
00:24:26,731 --> 00:24:28,531
I was 12 or 13
491
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,733
and I kept bringing this guy money.
492
00:24:30,735 --> 00:24:34,537
He'd always kick us out. We came
in there with a big wad of money
493
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:37,791
- and he goes, "[bleep] get in."
- Make sure nobody was looking?
494
00:24:37,826 --> 00:24:40,076
Yeah, and he gave me this
little lizard on my leg.
495
00:24:40,128 --> 00:24:41,911
And we were like, "Yeah!"
496
00:24:41,963 --> 00:24:43,746
I mean, they're like the
worst tattoos in the world.
497
00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:45,081
All right, you ready for this one?
498
00:24:45,133 --> 00:24:46,466
Let's do it.
499
00:24:46,501 --> 00:24:48,885
Motorhead and Lemmy specifically
500
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,820
are kind of one of the
voices of our generation.
501
00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:53,890
Born out of the punk
scene in the 1970s London,
502
00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:57,143
Motorhead is often credited
with the birth of heavy metal.
503
00:24:57,179 --> 00:24:59,846
They're one of Mastodon's
main musical inspirations.
504
00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:02,765
Lemmy is kind of a
hero to both of us.
505
00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:06,269
I made it look just like a
hand poked tattoo for you.
506
00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,439
- Yeah, perfect.
-
Is that the one?
507
00:25:09,491 --> 00:25:11,441
Yeah, that's perfect. Thank you, man.
508
00:25:11,493 --> 00:25:14,077
Yeah, thanks, dude. Cool.
509
00:25:14,112 --> 00:25:16,412
- Let me see it.
- Two seconds, man.
510
00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:18,414
Why'd you get it so tiny, man?
511
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:21,701
Oh, you had to do it
because of the vest, right?
512
00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:24,454
-
Dude, that looks awesome.
- Thank you.
513
00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:26,005
Perfect spot for it, too.
514
00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:28,124
Dude, we got Lemmy memorial tattoos now.
515
00:25:28,176 --> 00:25:30,793
- Done.
- Done, boom.
516
00:25:45,527 --> 00:25:48,444
This city has been ravaged
by fires and hurricanes.
517
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,148
But the waters, they
only rise for so long
518
00:25:52,150 --> 00:25:54,817
and New Orleans never stops.
519
00:25:56,788 --> 00:26:00,373
And if you wander around
New Orleans long enough,
520
00:26:00,408 --> 00:26:03,159
you're bound to run into voodoo.
521
00:26:03,211 --> 00:26:07,046
It's one of the most misunderstood
religions in the world.
522
00:26:07,082 --> 00:26:09,916
And it's run through this place
straight from the beginning.
523
00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:15,338
- You nervous?
- Yeah.
524
00:26:15,390 --> 00:26:17,757
- You should be.
- Great, thank you very much.
525
00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:21,177
I'm just kidding. We're going
to pay our traditional respects.
526
00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:23,429
- Make things right.
- All positive, right?
527
00:26:23,481 --> 00:26:25,098
- All positive. White magic.
- Sun's gonna come out.
528
00:26:25,183 --> 00:26:26,516
We're gonna get back on the bikes.
529
00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:29,485
- Here we go. Hi. Hi.
-
Hey, how you doing?
530
00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:31,104
-
I'm Norman.
-
I'm Sallie.
531
00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:32,739
- Nice to meet you, Sallie.
- Nice to meet you.
532
00:26:32,774 --> 00:26:34,157
- Hi, Sallie. How are you? My name's Brent.
- Brent?
533
00:26:34,192 --> 00:26:35,525
Nice to meet you.
534
00:26:35,577 --> 00:26:38,411
- Who do I hear over here?
- That's Ayida the Akita.
535
00:26:38,446 --> 00:26:40,163
Sallie Ann Glassman
536
00:26:40,198 --> 00:26:42,365
isn't your typical
voodoo high priestess.
537
00:26:42,417 --> 00:26:45,118
She's been practicing
here since 1977
538
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:47,837
and she's only one of
a handful of Americans
539
00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:51,174
who have ever been ordained in the
traditional Haitian initiation ceremony.
540
00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:53,876
Every time I'm in New
Orleans, I can feel it.
541
00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:56,212
Oh, New Orleans is full of spirits.
542
00:26:56,264 --> 00:26:57,714
-
Oh, I can just feel it.
-
And history.
543
00:26:57,766 --> 00:26:59,515
I don't know anything about it at all.
544
00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:02,468
You say voodoo and everybody
thinks zombies, right?
545
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,555
- Yeah. Yeah.
- You probably think zombies even more than most people.
546
00:27:05,607 --> 00:27:10,777
To me, voodoo is not this dangerous
hexing thing, 'cause it's not.
547
00:27:10,812 --> 00:27:12,645
It's a beautiful religion.
548
00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:14,948
It's all about raising your own power
549
00:27:14,983 --> 00:27:17,900
and becoming a participant
in your own life.
550
00:27:17,953 --> 00:27:20,036
- I like everything you're saying so far.
- Good.
551
00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:21,904
- Yeah, that's great.
- This is really affecting me.
552
00:27:21,957 --> 00:27:24,707
- Yeah, you're into this. I can tell.
- I just constantly feel it.
553
00:27:24,743 --> 00:27:27,043
- Can I hug you real fast?
- Yeah.
554
00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:30,747
- Group hug.
- Amazing. Amazing.
555
00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:35,084
We have a shrine for Marie Laveau.
556
00:27:35,136 --> 00:27:37,420
Probably New Orleans's
most famous citizen.
557
00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:40,423
150 years after she died,
people still go to her
558
00:27:40,475 --> 00:27:43,426
for empowerment and
guidance and healing.
559
00:27:43,478 --> 00:27:45,595
And I do a little ceremony
for her out there.
560
00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:47,480
- Let's do it, yeah.
- You can see how that feels.
561
00:27:47,515 --> 00:27:50,850
We need to bring Marie's
candles. An offering to her.
562
00:27:50,902 --> 00:27:54,270
- I'm blue.
- I'm reddish purplish.
563
00:27:54,272 --> 00:27:58,358
First we always offer to the four corners
564
00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:01,444
of the crossroads. We orient things.
565
00:28:01,496 --> 00:28:05,615
Everything's done in threes
because two could be a coincidence,
566
00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:08,418
but three means you're
moving into intention.
567
00:28:08,453 --> 00:28:10,620
Three drops.
568
00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:13,539
Then kiss the back of
your hand three times.
569
00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:30,973
Stand.
570
00:28:35,864 --> 00:28:37,480
Okay, you did it.
571
00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,649
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
572
00:28:43,321 --> 00:28:46,205
You know, coming here, I
didn't know what to expect,
573
00:28:46,241 --> 00:28:49,876
but voodoo, like this city,
it's full of surprises.
574
00:28:49,911 --> 00:28:52,578
Thank you. Nice meeting you
back there hiding in the shadows.
575
00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:55,748
And I got to see another side of a
guy I thought I knew really well.
576
00:28:58,336 --> 00:28:59,836
Wow, she was awesome.
577
00:28:59,888 --> 00:29:01,888
She made the weather clear up
578
00:29:01,923 --> 00:29:03,840
and my mind clear up.
579
00:29:10,014 --> 00:29:13,015
That's a 'Busa 1300.
580
00:29:13,068 --> 00:29:15,568
Smell the rubber. Smell it.
581
00:29:15,603 --> 00:29:18,438
I definitely don't want to be
a famous actor, I know that.
582
00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:20,823
I don't think I've ever seen
anything like this. Thank you so much.
583
00:29:22,437 --> 00:29:26,163
I'm not allowed for life
in the Biloxi, Mississippi,
584
00:29:26,237 --> 00:29:28,380
Hard Rock Casino for the rest of my life.
585
00:29:28,415 --> 00:29:30,430
- What'd you do?
- I broke some [bleep],
586
00:29:30,465 --> 00:29:32,706
then I pissed in a planter pot.
587
00:29:32,758 --> 00:29:36,126
I was high on Jagermeister,
the black out cough syrup.
588
00:29:36,178 --> 00:29:39,846
I was on a beach, I was,
like, 15 drinking Jagermeister.
589
00:29:39,882 --> 00:29:42,132
This lady had this golden retriever
590
00:29:42,134 --> 00:29:44,551
sort of licking her in
places in front of a crowd
591
00:29:44,603 --> 00:29:46,102
that was hollering and I saw it
592
00:29:46,138 --> 00:29:48,772
and I just started puking
purple for like two hours.
593
00:29:50,392 --> 00:29:54,194
One time I drank some
marijuana-laced tequila.
594
00:29:54,229 --> 00:29:55,896
I woke up the next day and I couldn't see.
595
00:29:55,948 --> 00:29:58,615
I was [bleep] blind for 12 hours straight.
596
00:29:58,650 --> 00:30:01,952
I could open my eyes
just a little bit to cry.
597
00:30:01,987 --> 00:30:04,070
You've been pretty [bleep] hard core, man.
598
00:30:04,122 --> 00:30:06,866
Yeah, I've pretty much
done it all, my friend.
599
00:30:07,924 --> 00:30:09,611
When I shot the movie
"Tough Luck" down here
600
00:30:09,646 --> 00:30:13,363
15 years ago, everyone kind of
looked at us like we were crazy.
601
00:30:13,398 --> 00:30:17,200
But since then, New Orleans has
turned into Hollywood on the delta.
602
00:30:17,235 --> 00:30:19,952
Over 500 films have
been shot down here
603
00:30:19,988 --> 00:30:23,206
including the epic American
road journey "Easy Rider."
604
00:30:23,241 --> 00:30:26,209
And just like "Easy Rider," we
got things we want to do, man.
605
00:30:26,244 --> 00:30:28,628
- Hey, you guys open?
-
Yes, we are.
606
00:30:28,663 --> 00:30:30,997
- Oh, nice. This place is awesome.
-
Yeah.
607
00:30:31,049 --> 00:30:34,550
And right now, that
thing is we want to eat.
608
00:30:34,586 --> 00:30:35,968
Boudin.
609
00:30:40,525 --> 00:30:42,258
Oh, my God, I got to steal this.
610
00:30:42,260 --> 00:30:44,010
- This is too good,
- "Be nice or leave."
611
00:30:44,062 --> 00:30:46,646
Two orders of boudin.
612
00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:48,481
So what is this exactly?
613
00:30:48,516 --> 00:30:50,566
- It's kind of like stuffing...
-
Is it sausage?
614
00:30:50,602 --> 00:30:52,602
...that you put inside of
a turkey at Thanksgiving.
615
00:30:52,604 --> 00:30:54,437
- Mmm.
- Yeah, it's amazing, right?
616
00:30:54,439 --> 00:30:56,522
So that lady... I can't get over that lady.
617
00:30:56,574 --> 00:31:00,910
I'm feeling so much weight
lifted off of my soul.
618
00:31:00,945 --> 00:31:02,862
You became very emotional with all of that.
619
00:31:02,914 --> 00:31:04,664
You really... you're a feeler.
620
00:31:04,699 --> 00:31:06,749
I mean, you listen to your
music and you see, like...
621
00:31:06,784 --> 00:31:09,368
like, you're full-on full raw power.
622
00:31:09,454 --> 00:31:12,955
I'm not a fighter. I'm a lover and
I'm a lifer for my passion of art.
623
00:31:12,957 --> 00:31:16,509
I feel like it's my goal
in life to figure out
624
00:31:16,544 --> 00:31:18,628
- what the hell I'm doing here.
-
Yeah, yeah.
625
00:31:18,630 --> 00:31:20,546
Mmm.
626
00:31:20,598 --> 00:31:24,600
It's interesting for
me to have a new aspect
627
00:31:24,636 --> 00:31:27,270
of someone's personality be shown
through a couple of days on the road.
628
00:31:27,305 --> 00:31:31,724
You'll never find that part of
yourself sitting in your living room.
629
00:31:31,776 --> 00:31:34,560
Yeah, never. That's why motorcycles go well
630
00:31:34,612 --> 00:31:37,480
with this kind of lifestyle,
you know? It works.
631
00:31:37,482 --> 00:31:41,484
You really do learn to
not sweat the petty stuff
632
00:31:41,536 --> 00:31:43,486
- and pet the sweaty stuff.
- Yeah.
633
00:31:43,538 --> 00:31:46,238
That's my next T-shirt right there.
634
00:31:46,291 --> 00:31:48,157
- Fried oysters Florentine.
-
Oh, wow.
635
00:31:48,209 --> 00:31:50,076
- There you go.
- I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
636
00:31:50,128 --> 00:31:51,794
- Thank you so much.
-
You're welcome.
637
00:31:51,829 --> 00:31:53,663
You said something about New Orleans.
638
00:31:53,665 --> 00:31:57,166
You said it's a place where
a lot of people move to
639
00:31:57,168 --> 00:31:58,834
to be themselves.
640
00:31:58,836 --> 00:32:00,419
-
Mm-hmm.
- And that was so true.
641
00:32:00,471 --> 00:32:02,972
It's a very eclectic
mix of people down here
642
00:32:03,007 --> 00:32:04,557
that you'll find nowhere else in the world.
643
00:32:04,592 --> 00:32:07,927
Yeah. Oh, my God. I just ate a lot of food.
644
00:32:07,979 --> 00:32:10,012
This is something we should
have shared, you know?
645
00:32:10,064 --> 00:32:11,847
Yeah, this is delicious.
Where should we go next?
646
00:32:14,819 --> 00:32:16,152
Caramel Curves, is that what we're doing?
647
00:32:16,187 --> 00:32:17,737
Yeah, yeah. Let's go hit
up the Caramel Curves girls.
648
00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:19,905
Whoo, all right, let's roll. Let's do this.
649
00:32:22,076 --> 00:32:25,027
We're taking the four-mile ride
to the northeast side of town
650
00:32:25,079 --> 00:32:27,246
to check out an all-female
motorcycle group
651
00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:30,032
that's been turning heads
even in this eclectic city.
652
00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:39,675
I would love for you to
show me how to hop a train.
653
00:32:39,711 --> 00:32:43,012
- Okay.
- I mean, hopping trains must be like...
654
00:32:43,047 --> 00:32:45,181
it must be as old as trains themselves.
655
00:32:45,216 --> 00:32:48,351
You're exactly right.
It's a class A felony now
656
00:32:48,386 --> 00:32:50,102
to get caught on federal property.
657
00:32:50,138 --> 00:32:51,937
- You're trespassing.
- Oh, wow.
658
00:32:51,973 --> 00:32:55,107
But it's so Jack Kerouac,
it's... you know what I mean?
659
00:32:55,143 --> 00:32:57,443
Oh, yeah, yeah.
660
00:32:59,230 --> 00:33:01,063
Wow, look at these bikes.
661
00:33:01,065 --> 00:33:03,449
This women-only motorcycle
club, Caramel Curves,
662
00:33:03,484 --> 00:33:06,035
was founded right before
Hurricane Katrina.
663
00:33:06,070 --> 00:33:08,788
And like the city, they're
still standing strong.
664
00:33:08,823 --> 00:33:11,957
I believe we're at the
right place. I see a Foxy.
665
00:33:11,993 --> 00:33:14,577
These are amazing, man. Let's do it.
666
00:33:17,999 --> 00:33:20,166
With their tricked-out,
custom-painted bikes
667
00:33:20,218 --> 00:33:22,001
and pink mohawk helmets,
668
00:33:22,053 --> 00:33:24,220
these riders are hard to miss.
669
00:33:24,255 --> 00:33:26,589
And tonight they're celebrating
their 11th anniversary.
670
00:33:26,641 --> 00:33:29,258
Hey, are you guys
the Caramel Curves?
671
00:33:29,260 --> 00:33:30,593
We are the Caramel Curves.
672
00:33:30,645 --> 00:33:32,261
Hey, hi. Nice to meet you.
673
00:33:32,263 --> 00:33:34,230
- How are you?
- What's up?
674
00:33:34,265 --> 00:33:35,398
Nice to meet you. Mel.
675
00:33:35,433 --> 00:33:37,099
The most beautiful bikers I've ever met.
676
00:33:37,101 --> 00:33:38,901
Without a doubt, yeah.
677
00:33:40,772 --> 00:33:42,605
How'd you get the name Showstopper?
678
00:33:42,657 --> 00:33:46,325
You can't tell?
679
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,745
- That's what I'm saying.
- And your bikes are beautiful out there.
680
00:33:49,781 --> 00:33:51,664
- Thank you.
- Can you do some tricks for us and stuff?
681
00:33:51,699 --> 00:33:54,283
- [bleep], yeah, that's what I do.
- CoCo is all about tricks.
682
00:33:54,335 --> 00:33:56,202
My tire, when I burn smoke, it's colored.
683
00:33:56,254 --> 00:33:58,454
- Yeah.
- OMG.
684
00:34:00,541 --> 00:34:02,958
This just looks like the fastest
bike I've seen in a while.
685
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,678
I think these girls are gonna smoke us.
686
00:34:05,713 --> 00:34:08,681
- Hi.
- I want to get pictures of you, hold on.
687
00:34:08,716 --> 00:34:10,633
You look so good.
688
00:34:10,685 --> 00:34:12,301
- Thank you.
- Yeah!
689
00:34:12,303 --> 00:34:14,970
What kind of motor is in
here? Is it a four-cylinder?
690
00:34:15,022 --> 00:34:16,472
990 Rotax.
691
00:34:16,524 --> 00:34:19,225
-
It has 200 on the dash.
-
200?!
692
00:34:19,277 --> 00:34:21,694
- Have you pinned it?
- No, I haven't.
693
00:34:21,729 --> 00:34:24,146
Fastest I've ever been
is to right here, 140.
694
00:34:24,148 --> 00:34:26,649
I've gotten to 180 if I'm going to work.
695
00:34:26,651 --> 00:34:28,484
- 180 on the freeway?
- And then I'm a nurse.
696
00:34:28,536 --> 00:34:31,487
- So I got on these scrubs.
- Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow.
697
00:34:31,489 --> 00:34:33,572
Then I'm coming across
that high rise gunning it.
698
00:34:33,624 --> 00:34:35,374
- You ready?
- Yes, ma'am.
699
00:34:35,409 --> 00:34:36,709
All right, let's get it.
700
00:34:38,546 --> 00:34:42,248
Whoa!
701
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,834
Yeah!
702
00:34:44,836 --> 00:34:47,720
Ho-ho!
703
00:34:47,755 --> 00:34:50,756
- Wow.
- BBOB.
704
00:34:50,808 --> 00:34:53,342
Bad babes on bikes.
705
00:34:53,344 --> 00:34:54,727
I think I'm in love right now.
706
00:34:54,762 --> 00:34:57,012
High heels and everything.
707
00:34:58,516 --> 00:35:00,683
-
That's a 1,000.
-
Is it really?
708
00:35:00,685 --> 00:35:03,152
Yeah. Okay, watch the [bleep] out, dude.
709
00:35:03,187 --> 00:35:04,687
This is gonna be nutty right here, yeah.
710
00:35:04,689 --> 00:35:07,156
Oh, stop.
711
00:35:11,112 --> 00:35:13,913
Wow.
712
00:35:13,948 --> 00:35:16,365
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
713
00:35:16,367 --> 00:35:18,033
Wow.
714
00:35:19,170 --> 00:35:21,170
Oh, dang.
715
00:35:21,205 --> 00:35:24,373
Whoo-wee.
716
00:35:27,378 --> 00:35:30,713
- A perfect circle, man. Look at that.
- Perfect.
717
00:35:33,217 --> 00:35:36,302
So tell me, how did Caramel Curves
start? Like, how'd you start it?
718
00:35:36,354 --> 00:35:38,888
Well, I was riding with
the guys all the time
719
00:35:38,890 --> 00:35:40,890
and I always thought it'd be so cool
720
00:35:40,892 --> 00:35:44,527
to pull out with a bunch of bad chicks
on bikes with heels on, you know?
721
00:35:44,562 --> 00:35:46,562
-
Oh, yeah.
- And so before you know it,
722
00:35:46,564 --> 00:35:50,032
we went from eight to we're 27 deep now.
723
00:35:50,067 --> 00:35:52,868
- Oh, wow.
- We have Chicago, Baton Rouge,
724
00:35:52,904 --> 00:35:54,954
- Memphis, Alabama.
- All Caramel Curves?
725
00:35:54,989 --> 00:35:56,906
All Caramel Curves.
726
00:35:56,958 --> 00:36:00,075
Tru, show 'em what girls do on 'Busas.
727
00:36:00,127 --> 00:36:01,961
She's got the biggest
bike in the club.
728
00:36:01,996 --> 00:36:03,913
That's a 'Busa 1300.
729
00:36:03,915 --> 00:36:06,498
Most guys scared to ride a 1300.
730
00:36:06,551 --> 00:36:07,750
I'm scared to look at it.
731
00:36:15,509 --> 00:36:17,810
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
732
00:36:25,770 --> 00:36:27,770
Smell the rubber. Smell it.
733
00:36:27,822 --> 00:36:31,323
What's going on right
here? What is this?
734
00:36:31,359 --> 00:36:34,577
What are you guys doing right
now? What does this mean?
735
00:36:34,612 --> 00:36:36,695
So you guys are a roller derby team?
736
00:36:36,747 --> 00:36:38,280
All of a sudden, like,
you guys come rolling down.
737
00:36:38,282 --> 00:36:40,165
I'm like, "What the hell is going on?"
738
00:36:40,201 --> 00:36:41,584
We thought it'd be better
if we came in a pack.
739
00:36:41,619 --> 00:36:44,787
Somebody take this photo. This is too good.
740
00:36:46,757 --> 00:36:50,009
I mean, this is the most
random thing I've ever seen.
741
00:36:50,044 --> 00:36:53,262
- I love it.
-
Caramel...
742
00:36:53,297 --> 00:36:55,097
Curves!
743
00:36:55,132 --> 00:36:56,966
- Too good.
- BBOB!
744
00:36:57,018 --> 00:37:00,135
- Only in New Orleans.
- Yeah!
745
00:37:00,187 --> 00:37:02,104
- New Orleans is so cool.
- Only in New Orleans.
746
00:37:02,139 --> 00:37:04,723
Old school. They hit a
rock, they're going down.
747
00:37:04,775 --> 00:37:07,142
Oh, and one goes down.
It's all right, we got you.
748
00:37:07,144 --> 00:37:10,063
It's on camera. We got you.
749
00:37:11,927 --> 00:37:14,437
Let me get these shoes in there. Yeah.
750
00:37:14,489 --> 00:37:17,023
- Yeah.
-
Wow, wow, wow.
751
00:37:17,075 --> 00:37:19,275
I think we finally got these
hot girls ready to roll.
752
00:37:21,613 --> 00:37:23,746
The Curves are heading
to a party across town
753
00:37:23,781 --> 00:37:25,414
and we're gonna tag
along for a little ride
754
00:37:25,450 --> 00:37:27,450
before we head out for the night.
755
00:37:38,346 --> 00:37:40,596
- Where you guys at, in the back?
- We're in the back.
756
00:37:40,632 --> 00:37:43,132
- We're pulling up the rear.
- All right.
757
00:37:48,356 --> 00:37:50,189
Yeah!
758
00:37:50,224 --> 00:37:52,775
You know, we got a reputation
'cause we look cute on bikes
759
00:37:52,810 --> 00:37:56,862
and all of that, but,
man, we kick ass on bikes.
760
00:38:03,871 --> 00:38:07,206
So this is what it feels like to
be riding with the Caramel Curves.
761
00:38:07,241 --> 00:38:09,292
- It's an amazing feeling.
- This is awesome.
762
00:38:09,327 --> 00:38:11,160
Here we get out. We say our good-byes.
763
00:38:11,162 --> 00:38:13,079
You know what I'm saying?
Know what I'm saying?
764
00:38:13,131 --> 00:38:14,830
- Come here, girl.
- Glad to meet you.
765
00:38:14,882 --> 00:38:17,166
I'll remember this for the rest of my life.
766
00:38:17,218 --> 00:38:20,136
- Thank you, baby.
- What a pleasure. Come here, beautiful.
767
00:38:20,171 --> 00:38:23,172
The Caramel Curves
are breaking barriers
768
00:38:23,224 --> 00:38:25,007
in motorcycle culture.
769
00:38:25,059 --> 00:38:27,259
Inspiring women to get on a
bike and just be themselves.
770
00:38:27,312 --> 00:38:30,229
- All right.
- Oh, thank you so much.
771
00:38:31,933 --> 00:38:33,849
Hey, Brent, come here.
Join us. Come here.
772
00:38:33,901 --> 00:38:36,736
One, two, Caramel Curves.
773
00:38:36,771 --> 00:38:39,322
Yo, love you girls. Caramel...
774
00:38:39,357 --> 00:38:41,407
Curves!
775
00:38:41,442 --> 00:38:44,160
It's been fun, but we
got to keep moving.
776
00:38:44,195 --> 00:38:45,695
Ready, Freddy?
777
00:38:45,697 --> 00:38:47,863
Love you guys. Take it easy.
778
00:38:47,865 --> 00:38:49,699
Now it's our last night in town
779
00:38:49,701 --> 00:38:51,200
and when the sun goes down...
780
00:38:51,202 --> 00:38:52,368
Let's go.
781
00:38:54,956 --> 00:38:58,257
...that's when New Orleans wakes up.
782
00:38:58,292 --> 00:39:00,676
And there's a "Boondock
Saints"-themed bar down here
783
00:39:00,712 --> 00:39:02,094
I really want to show Brent.
784
00:39:04,215 --> 00:39:06,632
- Let's check out Frenchmen Street, right?
- Let's do this.
785
00:39:06,684 --> 00:39:08,884
Where's the "Boondock Saints"
thing you were talking about?
786
00:39:08,936 --> 00:39:10,770
I can't remember where it is, to be honest.
787
00:39:10,805 --> 00:39:12,805
I don't know my way around
so well. We can ask people.
788
00:39:12,857 --> 00:39:14,690
You know what I mean?
789
00:39:14,726 --> 00:39:16,809
- I think...
- Hey, Daryl!
790
00:39:16,861 --> 00:39:18,894
- What's up, man? Hi.
- Yeah!
791
00:39:18,946 --> 00:39:20,946
Yeah, what's up?
792
00:39:20,982 --> 00:39:23,032
How's that feel?
793
00:39:23,067 --> 00:39:26,318
You know, it feels good. I never
have the guy come and go, "You suck."
794
00:39:26,371 --> 00:39:27,903
You know what I mean? So that's good.
795
00:39:27,905 --> 00:39:30,573
Well, anyone ever came up to
me and told me that I suck...
796
00:39:30,575 --> 00:39:34,910
- I would laugh my ass off.
- ...I would challenge them to a duel in the parking lot.
797
00:39:34,912 --> 00:39:37,663
Hi, do you guys know where there's
this bar called the Boondock Saints Bar?
798
00:39:37,715 --> 00:39:40,383
Yeah, where is it at now? Are we close?
799
00:39:40,418 --> 00:39:42,084
- Let me shake your hand.
- Yes, ma'am.
800
00:39:42,086 --> 00:39:44,086
- I think it's on Iberville.
- What is it?
801
00:39:44,088 --> 00:39:46,722
- Iberville.
- Oh, thanks, yeah.
802
00:39:46,758 --> 00:39:50,593
Here we go. Bring on the madness.
803
00:39:51,896 --> 00:39:54,263
- Good times.
- Yeah, babe.
804
00:39:56,567 --> 00:39:58,567
- I'm so nervous, I'm shaking. Oh, my God.
- Oh, shush.
805
00:39:58,603 --> 00:40:01,103
- Come on, you got it. Did it work?
- Yeah.
806
00:40:01,105 --> 00:40:02,905
Where's my dude?
807
00:40:02,940 --> 00:40:06,575
Boom. One, two, three, four.
808
00:40:06,611 --> 00:40:09,445
Yeah. Uh-huh.
809
00:40:09,497 --> 00:40:11,614
Come here, sweetheart.
Ready? One, two, three, four.
810
00:40:14,285 --> 00:40:16,118
- Have a good one, guys.
-
Daryl!
811
00:40:16,170 --> 00:40:18,621
Yeah?
812
00:40:18,673 --> 00:40:20,756
Thank you, sir.
813
00:40:22,093 --> 00:40:24,009
Yeah. So what's the name of the street?
814
00:40:24,045 --> 00:40:26,679
I definitely don't want to be
a famous actor, I know that.
815
00:40:26,714 --> 00:40:28,681
One, two, three, four. Oh, thanks.
816
00:40:28,716 --> 00:40:31,967
One, two, three, four. Group shot.
817
00:40:32,019 --> 00:40:33,602
- Thank you so much.
- Have a good one, guys.
818
00:40:33,638 --> 00:40:35,354
- What's your hat?
- Hi.
819
00:40:35,389 --> 00:40:37,306
"Tattooed and employed." I like your hat.
820
00:40:37,358 --> 00:40:39,809
- I love you.
- That's such a good hat. You want to swap hats?
821
00:40:39,861 --> 00:40:42,228
-
Yes! Yes, swap it.
- For you, I will swap.
822
00:40:43,981 --> 00:40:46,282
Yeah. Cool.
823
00:40:46,317 --> 00:40:48,868
"Tattooed and employed." I love it.
824
00:40:51,489 --> 00:40:53,823
You know what's crazy? I've been in here.
825
00:40:53,875 --> 00:40:56,659
Jon Bernthal and Steven Yeun
and I ended up in that bar
826
00:40:56,711 --> 00:40:58,627
where some guy tried to sell us mushrooms.
827
00:40:58,663 --> 00:41:00,412
Let's go in there and have a...
828
00:41:00,465 --> 00:41:03,165
- it looks like a noncrowded place.
- It's a cool bar, yeah.
829
00:41:03,217 --> 00:41:07,002
- Should we have a drink?
- Yeah, yeah, we definitely need a pit stop.
830
00:41:07,054 --> 00:41:09,305
- Yeah, let's have a pit stop.
- I have a dry mouth.
831
00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:11,807
Let's do it. Let's grab a drink.
832
00:41:11,843 --> 00:41:14,260
- Cool.
- All right, check this out. Look.
833
00:41:14,312 --> 00:41:16,479
This is... I love that
this is a table, dude.
834
00:41:16,514 --> 00:41:19,014
I know, this is killer. It's a
fire hydrant with a table on it.
835
00:41:19,066 --> 00:41:21,650
- You can pee on it and drink at it.
- I already peed on it.
836
00:41:21,686 --> 00:41:23,102
- Cheers, dude.
- Cheers. Thanks for having me.
837
00:41:23,154 --> 00:41:24,570
[bleep], yeah.
838
00:41:24,605 --> 00:41:27,356
I'm sorry that you're too
popular to go in public.
839
00:41:27,358 --> 00:41:28,908
The cameras give it away, too.
840
00:41:28,943 --> 00:41:30,776
They kind of draw a little attention.
841
00:41:30,828 --> 00:41:32,912
You know what I'm saying? Let's be mobile.
842
00:41:32,947 --> 00:41:35,414
Yeah, there's a crowd forming.
843
00:41:36,701 --> 00:41:38,200
Nothing personal, but Brent and I
844
00:41:38,252 --> 00:41:41,036
are gonna go enjoy our
last night on our own.
845
00:41:41,038 --> 00:41:42,705
See if we can go find this bar.
846
00:41:42,757 --> 00:41:44,840
That way?
847
00:41:44,876 --> 00:41:47,543
Where the hell is this
"Boondock Saints" bar?
848
00:41:47,595 --> 00:41:48,844
I have no idea.
849
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,360
It's been a real pleasure, you know?
850
00:42:04,395 --> 00:42:05,945
This has been such a beautiful ride.
851
00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:07,980
You have an open invitation
852
00:42:08,032 --> 00:42:10,065
to anywhere I go for the rest of my life.
853
00:42:10,117 --> 00:42:11,367
Yeah, you, too, man.
854
00:42:11,402 --> 00:42:12,952
Bob Dylan once said,
855
00:42:12,987 --> 00:42:14,820
"There's a lot of places I like,
856
00:42:14,872 --> 00:42:16,572
but I like New Orleans better."
857
00:42:16,574 --> 00:42:19,241
Leaving Louisiana, I know
exactly what he meant.
858
00:42:19,293 --> 00:42:22,745
From the crawfish and gator
whisperers we met on the bayou
859
00:42:22,780 --> 00:42:25,364
to the voodoo priestess
and the Caramel Curves,
860
00:42:25,416 --> 00:42:27,533
even the hard-living
guys like Brent,
861
00:42:27,585 --> 00:42:31,370
this place has always survived by
welcoming all different kinds of people,
862
00:42:31,422 --> 00:42:35,291
whether they're escaping persecution
or just looking for a fresh start.
863
00:42:35,343 --> 00:42:38,510
And even though I didn't find
that bar in the end, that's okay.
864
00:42:38,546 --> 00:42:40,447
I found so much more.
865
00:42:40,482 --> 00:42:43,449
- Did you turn my seat heater on, buddy?
- I might have.
866
00:42:43,484 --> 00:42:46,603
[bleep] damn it, Norman.
867
00:42:46,638 --> 00:42:51,638
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