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Previously on "Reginald the Vampire"...

Angel's Blood!

- It was never the slushies. - Got it bad, huh?

I have found many treasures in this world,

but none as precious as you.

Sarah, if there's anyone that can help us,

- it's Abraham. - Whoo!

I'm what you call a Nephilim,

half vampire, half archangel.

With me casting the spells

and you swinging the sword,

we got this.

Sarah's not coming. She chose Reginald.

How did this happen?

I've lost everything.

Wow.

It's got ghosts and asbestos written all over it.

Is this really the right place?

Well, believe it or not,

this American horror story is home sweet home

to the ancient, the powerful,

the one, the only, Abraham!

Oh, damn, I really thought he couldn't resist that entrance.

- It was some good hype though. - Thank you.

- Yeah. - Nah. That old vamp is staying in his lair.

I feel really good about this plan B.

We know Abraham. He's a solid dude,

supernatural powerhouse.

If anyone can tip the scales against Balestro,

it's our guy.

Okay, now about the "we go in" part...

I can happily assist you.

So.

Anyone who wishes to enter must answer four riddles.

It is customary.

- Just go with it. - What?

Riddle number one:

I will always run but never walk,

often murmur but never talk.

I have a bed but never sleep,

and I have a mouth but never eat.

Oh! Oh!

A river.

- Nice. - I have fingers

and a pair of thumbs, however no flesh,

feather, or scales.

It's a glove.

- Very good. - Oh!

Nice.

Three: I am too much for one, enough for two,

but nothing for three.

- Too much for one? - Enough for two?

It's a secret.

- Oh! - Ooh.

Last one.

H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Okay, how is that a riddle?

That's just a bunch of letters.

Okay.

A bunch of letters from the English alphabet,

H to O.

Oh.

Wait, you solved it?

I have no idea how that happened.

You have everything you need to access the penthouse.

Enjoy your stay.

Oh.

You'll get used to that.

Okay.

- I almost had you. - Not bad.

Just say it. Not bad...

- for a human. - I was not thinking that.

Why don't we, uh, even the playing field,

see who beats who?

Pump the brakes, Chariots of Fire.

This is not the time for anyone to become a vampire.

Right, because vampires are an endangered species.

Ooh, here comes the big, bad angel.

What are you so worried about?

We both know Reginald's gonna bring home the W.

There's that blind optimism I know and love.

I have an endless supply.

Eternal, some might say.

Come on, Mike.

Imagine how amazing it would be.

You and me, vampires?

Together?

I like spending time with you, Todd.

I really do.

Just say it.

I don't do boyfriends.

I wasn't even thinking b...

Yes, you were.

Yeah, I was.

Back in the day, I was in this punk band.

We weren't wildly successful or anything.

Whoa.

Just trying to picture it.

No, I can't. All right, continue.

Anyway, that didn't matter.

We were a tight-knit group, especially me and the drummer.

I played the bass, so we were kind of like the heartbeat of the band.

And I thought maybe we were something more.

But eventually I realized that I was confusing

this amazing shared experience with love.

We had love, just not the kind I thought.

Not the kind I wanted.

So if being with me is your only reason for becoming a vampire,

I suggest you redo your vision board.

I don't have a vision board.

Yeah, you do.

Yeah, no, I do.

I actually have two.

Yeah, a little heavy on the sparkles though.

No blood.

"Saving the day in Spokane. Don't wait up."

What are you?

Oh, shit.

Oh, God, it stinks.

What are you?

Oh, hell no, Bellinor.

What?

No. Stay out!

No.

Broil.

Survive that.

Nope. You're trouble, Bellinor.

That's what you are. Trouble, trouble, trouble.

- Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --

What happened to this place?

Last time, it was a ballroom packed with people.

I mean, granted, it was just an illusion, but...

Well, maybe Abraham put all his magic in storage.

You said Abraham was in the penthouse, right?

Mm-hmm.

Like, maybe there's an elevator?

Last time the elevator appeared out of nowhere, so...

There's gotta be a call button around here somewhere.

Maybe it's hidden, like a panic button or something.

The door person said, "You have everything you need."

Maybe the riddles are still in play.

Oh! Maybe the elevator's the last riddle we need to solve.

Three riddles,

- three solutions. - Yeah.

River, glove, secret...

that last riddle, what did I say?

You said, "Those are the letters, H to O."

H2O!

River, glove, secret, water!

Oh!

I told you.

He actually did.

Dude.

I want what is mine,

and I want it now.

And what I want is my mansion back.

All right. Let's see how rusty my Latin is.

Quod perivit, inventus erit.

Inventus erit.

Domus. Oboedi mihi.

Minor. Minor.

Si revenias.

Wait. Wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no!

It's "miror," not "minor."

No wonder this language is dead.

Go away!

Ugh.

What?

What?

What?

Who the hell are you?

- I am Isis. - Second thought, don't care.

Where is Reginald Andres?

That is one bummed-out angel.

Well, this is his first heartbreak.

Poor guy.

One day you're sitting on a cloud,

strumming your harp.

Next thing you know, you're bleeding out dreams.

That's dramatic.

Sorry.

I feel like every day, I'm discovering a new emotion

I didn't know I had before.

How's that going for you?

Uh, sometimes I think I was happier

just sitting on my own little cloud.

So you needed my help?

Yes. Yes. Uh, as you know,

the local vamps love the new blood-infused Blushy.

- Still catchy. - Thank you.

And if I've learned anything

from "How To Be An Entrepreneur in 90 Days or Less,"

it's that I need to innovate

in order to expand and retain my customer base.

I present new Blushy product line.

- Whoa. - We've got the vanilla Blushy,

the lime, the guava, and my personal favorite...

the strawberry kumquat.

Those are ambitious flavors.

And yet, I have no idea how they taste.

I-I'd test them myself,

but as I'm not a vampire...

- yet... - Todd.

It's the elephant in the room besides the depressed angel!

Look, I thought about what you said.

And you were right. I had certain preconceived notions

about life as a vampire.

But I'm not attached to them.

I don't need to be your boyfriend.

I just need to be... me.

These past few weeks have been life-changing.

And I thought that that was all you.

But you're just the handsome bass player.

- No offense. - None taken.

I am the lead singer on my own journey.

And I know that it's not meant to end as Todd the Human.

I think you know that too.

Becoming a vampire, it's a transformation...

an impossible one.

But listening to you,

everything you've discovered,

maybe sometimes one change is the best way

to prepare yourself for another, Todd the Human.

Wait.

Does this mean...

a-are you saying what I think you're saying?

I mean, it sounds like you've changed your mind,

but i-if I'm out of line here, just... just please tell me,

and I will totally back off...

Tonight, after sundown,

meet me at the bench.

Yes. Yes.

Yes!

Oh, uh, you forgot to sample.

No, I didn't.

Okay. Totally cool with that.

Yeah, we will beta test the new Blushy another time.

Deep breath.

Oh-hoh-hoh, who am I kidding?

Yes! Yes!

Okay, look at us, moving on up.

Penthouse, here we come.

Okay.

Follow me.

Uh, okay.

Oh.

- Follow me. - All right.

Huh.

Okay, it seems that we're...

Stuck in a loop.

- Yeah, kind of put two and two together. - Yeah.

I mean, Abraham is big on home security.

And there's only one way up.

So...

Chances are, this is a closed loop.

If we go back in, it'll just spit us out right back here.

Unless...

Maximum capacity: one.

This isn't my first rodeo.

I mean, I had already gone through all of the crazy obstacles,

the weird of this place.

But not you two.

We have to separate and take our own paths forward.

- It's the only way. - What?

Catch you at the top.

Whatever it is, no matter how weird,

you'll get through it.

I know you will.

Okay.

When you say weird, like, what kind of weird do you m-mean?

♪ I like the way that you drive your car ♪

♪ All around town like the cat you are ♪

♪ I like the way that you move your feet ♪

Reginald.

- Hello? - Look at that beautiful face.

Do we know each other?

Come here, best friend in the world.

Pretty sure we've never met...

- Oh. - Oh!

- Oh. - Is Abraham here?

Yeah.

Abraham's told me so much about you.

That makes us best friends forever.

Pretty sure that's not how that works.

But he didn't tell me how cute you are.

Also not surprised by the omission.

Cute, smart, brave, obviously an awesome sense of humor.

Okay, thanks for that, but...

and I don't mean to be rude...

who are you?

There I go again. Where are my manners?

I have no manners!

Name's Santos.

I'm Abraham's cohost. I'm partly responsible

for this carnal paradise you see before you.

Okay, and like I said, I'm looking for Abraham.

Ah, look no farther.

You're right where you need to be.

I'm gonna show you a world of pleasure

beyond your wildest dreams.

- Do you trust me? - I literally just met you.

Reginald's here, everyone!

- Hello? - Oh, well, howdy, stranger.

About time you showed up.

You're me.

Not yet, but I could be

if you gave yourself a chance.

I don't follow.

You gave your notice, remember?

Two weeks.

A big part of you is ready to leave Akron behind.

But you're stalling.

- I'm not stalling. - Sure you are.

Okay, but that was before I knew a killer angel

was trying to wipe out all my vampire friends.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Are you hearing yourself right now?

Vampires, angels.

You ran away from crazy.

Why are you surrounding yourself with that again?

And you're better off?

I put Akron in my rearview, and I never looked back.

Now it's just me, the ocean,

and the occasional tourist, no strings.

And no regrets?

Are you kidding?

Perfect sunsets, endless waves.

This is the life we deserve.

All of this?

This is a future you can count on.

Choice is yours.

Get in that elevator, press that up button,

and fight that fight.

Or press the down button

and live the life that you were meant to live.

Also...

- Margaritas. - Ooh.

So what's it gonna be, me?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Reggie, you're holding back, I can tell.

Come on, man. Those hips don't lie.

Yeah, well, these hips aren't exactly in the mood.

I got two words for you,

carpe noctem.

The clock's ticking. Ticktock, ticktock.

Are you saying this is a doomsday party?

What? No. God, no.

What in the world are you talking about, you foolish man?

No, no, no.

Unofficially, yes, it's a doomsday party.

But keep that to yourself, okay?

Mass hysteria is a major buzzkill.

You're telling me.

The decision to keep everyone in the dark was Abe's call.

That way they can party like there's no tomorrow

without knowing there's no tomorrow.

There is no tomorrow.

Reginald!

- Hey. - Sarah!

Oh, my God, you made it. Wh-what about Maurice?

I haven't seen him.

Um, but I ran into myself, which was weirdly affirming,

and then I pushed the up button, and...

Okay. I'm just so glad to be here.

Why don't we turn this twosome into a threesome?

Take us to Abraham.

Truth is,

and I'm truly sorry about this,

I haven't seen Abraham in ages.

But this is his party.

Doesn't mean he has to stick around.

The world's a big place.

He could be anywhere.

Pfft.

Hey.

I wasn't expecting visitors.

I wasn't expecting you.

Our deacon summoned me here to fight the angel Balestro,

- but I can't find him. - It's too late.

Already lost that fight.

And our... our deacon is in the wind.

And Reginald Andres, Hand to the Throne,

maybe he can tell me where to find him.

He's in the wind too with Maurice.

On their way to Spokane.

Sorry. Looks like you made the trip for nothing.

Are you a caretaker of some kind?

- Oh, please. - Roommate?

Ugh. Even worse.

Thanks for stopping by.

See you never.

What's that sound?

What kind of book is this?

That is Bellinor.

It's a useless spell book.

I asked for my mansion back, and look what I got.

It's very small.

You noticed.

Now hand me that book.

It's got a date with a wood chipper.

Not just yet.

"If lost or astray, return to my master,

Justine Arnaud."

Justine Arnaud?

One and only.

This book is full of powerful magic.

How did you acquire it?

- It's a long story. - But don't you see?

The story is not yet written, not all of it.

We need to take the fight to Balestro.

And this, this may be just the weapon we need.

No, tomorrow's not gonna work.

It has to be today.

Yeah, for teeth whitening. Perfect.

Uh-huh. Uh, a-and can you add a special note,

uh, for the canines?

Great. Thank you.

Dude.

Okay, enough's enough.

Loitering.

It's bad for business.

When was the last time you took a shower?

I cleansed with lye and the torment remains.

Look, man, we all get our hopes up.

Things don't go our way. But, hey, you know what?

Sometimes that can be a blessing in disguise.

True blessings aren't disguised in my experience.

It's a figure of speech. Sometimes it forces you

to make sure you're on the right road.

Take me, for example.

Get my hair cut, my nails done, my chest waxed.

Still deciding on the legs,

even though I hear it's more aerodynamic.

But do you know why?

So you can move more efficiently through the air?

No, but that makes sense.

That's not the point I'm trying to make.

Because you're on the right road.

Exactly. I wanted something, and I wanted it a lot.

But I wanted it for the wrong reasons.

Hopes were high. Things didn't go my way.

- Well, you seem happy. - Oh, I am,

because without that wrong way,

I would have never found the right road.

Hey, c-come here.

- You want to know a secret? - Yes.

- Tonight's the night. - Why?

Oh, maybe I shouldn't talk about this.

I mean, it's a pretty big deal.

Probably shouldn't spread it around.

Oh, what the hell.

Mike... you know Mike?

- Yes. - Mike is gonna turn me

into a vampire.

Can you believe that? I mean, how awesome is that?

But you'll become a creature of the night.

Oh, pfft.

I'll become the most beautiful creature of the night.

See? I reevaluated.

I found the right road.

And the universe rewarded me.

The universe?

Yeah, or God. I'm easy.

Hi. Thanks for calling me back.

Hang in there.

The right road is out there waiting for you.

I know it is.

Hi, can we cancel the mani?

Yeah, I've decided that longer nails are more on brand for Todd.

Okay, great.

Hey! Who wants breakfast?

Nathan! Brianna!

Y'all better get in here before I eat these eggs.

Oh, hey. Come on in. Make yourself at home.

Now, this is some weird shit.

I take it you're supposed to be me from a different timeline?

Yeah, something like that.

I'm who you could've been if you never met Angela.

You're telling me if I stayed human,

I would have become a family man?

Married.

Two kids.

One on the way.

You look exhausted.

You have no idea.

Made Mama a grandmama before she passed.

You should've seen the look on her face.

She was so happy.

Of course she was.

That's all she ever wanted.

But come on, man, this domesticity,

that... that was never in the cards for me.

Of course not.

Man, you're an action figure.

Lone wolf.

How's that working out for you?

Well, it's not all sunshine and rainbows.

But at least I didn't give up the fight.

Every day, I get up.

I grind.

I put food on that table.

I teach my kids how to think for themselves

so when they go out in the world,

they make it better.

That's a fight too.

And a good one.

Look, maybe you see the value in that.

You're a father, right? A deacon, sire.

I heard Reggie's a bright kid.

I'm sure that has something to do with you.

Not lately. I been taking a step back.

I figured he's good now.

That's the thing about kids.

They grow up.

They may get independent.

But they never stop...

Never stop needing you.

I was gonna say they never stop asking for money.

But yeah, they never stop needing you.

That... that works.

Thanks for the pep talk, Pops.

Any time.

Oh, and Maurice...

if you ever want a different life,

press the down button.

A little more to the right.

Up an inch.

Ugh, whatever. It's good enough.

It's like we never even cast that fireball.

I think you're right about Bellinor.

None of these weapon spells are working.

Or maybe we just need to go bigger.

The Call of Sabnock?

What is the opposite of an angel?

Something vile, something unholy.

- Something demonic. - Exactly.

I say we fight the lightest light with the darkest dark.

It says here Sabnock has warrior demons

under his command, 50 legions of them.

And if we control Sabnock...

Why don't we give Sabnock a call and find out?

Ex his quattuor angulis terrae,

invocamus te, Sabnock magnum.

Abi a tuo regno.

Veni foras.

Veni foras. Veni foras.

Veni foras.

- Sabnock? - That's his spirit.

Catch it, and he'll do our bidding.

Where's the jar?

Back off, Sabnock.

Who dares disturb Sabnock?

I am Legion.

I am Hellfire.

Oh, well, fuck me.

Mm.

Ugh. Okay, there. Happy?

Please, tell us where we can find Abraham.

- He's our last hope. - Oh, I had no idea.

Of course I'll help you.

Right after I take this shot. Who's with me? Huh?

- Yeah? Yes? - Hey, sorry I'm late.

- And you are? - You pushed the up button.

Where's Abraham?

Well, according to Santos, involuntary acquaintance

and, I guess, party tour guide,

Abraham's AWOL.

We came all this way for nothing.

No time is wasted when you party like I party.

Ah. Oh.

And he's been doing this.

Quite the itch you got there.

Pay no attention to the itching.

It's just a rash. Actually...

- Oh, hey. - Yeah. Oh.

Oh, man, that's amazing. Yeah.

Yeah, you know what? Actually...

- ah, now we're talking! - Now we're stopping.

- Whoa, that's not a rash. - Oh.

- Those are... wings. - Come on.

You've never seen a fallen angel before?

No. Gotta say no.

- Nope. - What are you even doing here?

I've been on Earth for some time.

Came down when they were building the pyramids.

I lent a hand, they made me pharaoh,

and I've been living a life of sin

and loving it ever since.

Wait, but if you're a fallen angel,

then you must know Balestro.

I know Balestro well enough to make sure

he thinks I'm three tombs over from King Tut.

And I want to keep it that way, thank you very much.

- Low profile. - We just need some intel.

No one has to know where it came from.

As Vampire Hand of the Americas,

I swear you have my word.

And as Deacon of the Americas,

if you don't help us,

I'll rip off what little wings you have left.

Fine, fine, fine.

I may not know where Abraham is,

- but intel, that I got. - We're all ears.

- Do you trust me? - We literally just...

Whoa.

Where are we?

This, my friend, is the place where you will die.

I'm sorry, did you say I'm gonna die here?

- Afraid so. - Like, in this exact spot?

Well, probably not that exact spot.

Could be over there, for all I know, or there, or...

that's a perfectly good spot there.

You-you're kidding, right?

Like, you're... you're joking.

Death is only a big deal if you make it a big deal.

Dude, why would you show me this?

You know I can't unsee this now.

This is a lovely place, all in all.

Green grass, paving stones.

Yeah, the place, the final place, according to you.

How do you even know that?

Word travels fast for angels, even fallen ones.

We all caught wind of this place

and Balestro's plan for it.

Trust me. No force on Heaven or Earth

can save you from his justice.

You will die here.

So you might as well give up...

And get down.

Is this why you brought me here?

To terrify me into partying?

Not entirely.

It's also a perfect place

to share some confidential information you didn't know.

Until now.

Reginald? Reg... Hey. You okay?

Yeah.

Oh! No, no. No, thank you.

I-I mean, but also, thank you.

- Any time. - Did you get what we need?

Yeah, I th... I think I did.

Was that always there?

Nope.

It's a VIP area.

You don't... you don't think...

Mm-hmm.

So the rash, honest opinion, how bad is it?

Oh, you should... you should definitely get that looked at.

- Mm, yeah. - Yeah, it's not good.

- Yeah. - Okay.

Abraham.

Reggie, my man.

Welcome to my party.

Ain't no party like a whoop-whoop party

'cause a whoop-whoop party don't stop.

Well, until it does.

Come into these big arms, Reggie.

Come here.

Ha ha.

How you doing, my man?

What up, playa?

Good to see you again, Maurice.

Likewise.

Ooh, who is this?

Um, Sarah. I'm with them.

Uh, your home is like Fort Knox meets Hogwarts.

I take great pride in keeping everyone safe and sound.

Until, you know, ba-boom, the big day.

Then it's out of my hands.

Where my hookah at?

Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

You're stronger than any of us,

and yet you're choosing to do nothing?

I don't think I like what you're getting at.

Oh, I'm not getting at anything.

I'm already there.

Okay, you can help us. I know you can.

So I'm having a hard time understanding

why you'd rather party instead of helping us save our world.

Maybe I'm not the person you think I am.

Maybe you're not the vampire we thought you were.

Don't talk to me like I don't know the gravity of the situation.

And don't place your bets on me, youngsters.

I'm not the solution to your problems.

You're gonna have to do a lot better than that.

That was a lot better.

Shit.

Uh...

um...

expello te, Sabnock.

Expello te, extra mundum, in exsilium.

Minor. Minor.

Oh, thank God. He's gone.

Wait, where's Sabnock?

Sabnock is right at home.

- You sent him back to hell? - In a way.

You fool!

You think you can confine me to this wretched place?

Reginald read this thing cover to cover,

and he could not find a spell to kill Balestro.

And I just... I don't think we're going to either.

Now what?

How about that?

Okay, I was not expecting a disco grimoire.

Damn, this book is hopeless.

It's really beyond hopeless.

But this song is awesome.

♪ Don't know why I believed you ♪

♪ I will take you by my heart ♪

Whoo!

Everybody having a good time?

That's what I'm talking about!

Want to take that to the VIP room?

Thank you, my lady.

Make that four.

- It's a party. - Hear me out.

I think you're selling yourself short.

Sure, Balestro is impossibly powerful.

But, from what we've seen, you're a close second.

Very close.

We've already established how powerful I am.

Tell me something I don't know.

Fine. I saved your life...

and you owe me.

I didn't want to go there.

- But you did. - You gave me no choice.

What if Balestro's doing us a favor?

I mean, what's so great about this place?

You know, I've been around for millennia,

and it's always the same constant.

War, greed, chaos.

Yeah, well I call bullshit on your existential crap,

'cause the real reason you're tapping out

has nothing to do with a change of scenery.

The real reason...

is Balestro was your father.

Yeah, it is not looking good.

Actually, it's looking pretty fucking dire.

But?

I think we have a secret weapon.

And I have spent quality time trying to kill him.

I was convinced he didn't belong with us.

Hm. Reginald Andres.

I don't know how and I don't know why,

but no matter the obstacle,

no matter how fucking dire the situation is,

that kid always manages to come out on the other side.

So that's the plan, Reginald.

Less a plan and more of a compliment,

which I would never admit to in public.

So we wait for Reginald to save the day?

No. No, fuck that.

I mean, maybe he figures it out, maybe he doesn't,

but I'm not just gonna wait around

for someone else to rescue me.

If this is it, if this is the end of all my days,

then there's only one place I want to be.

Paris.

That's where I belong.

La Ville Lumière.

It's Rome for me.

Come to think of it,

there's somebody there I need to say goodbye to.

What do you say we get the hell out of Ohio?

I'm right behind you.

Let's go! We say no to the trio!

Let's go! Party's over!

I have it on good authority that Balestro is your dad,

which makes all the sense.

The protection spells, the never-ending party.

You're hiding from him.

I'm not hiding from anyone.

I just don't want anything to do with him or his angels.

Let's go!

Sounds like hiding to me.

Look, I get it.

I have a bad relationship with my dad too.

Who doesn't have father issues?

Have you read the damn Bible?

But you're still Balestro's son.

He might want to spare you,

which means he might listen to you.

You're the only one who could change his mind.

I can't. No one can.

Are you sure you're only half angel?

This whole time we thought you were with us.

But now I'm starting to wonder whose side you're really on.

I'm not on anyone's side.

And if you want to know how powerful I am,

you keep pushing me, youngblood.

Okay, maybe... maybe you're right, okay?

Maybe there is life after death,

and maybe we do move on to a place after here.

Or maybe we don't.

And all that we're left with is the choices that we made.

And I'm choosing to go out fighting.

Till the bitter end.

Like it or not, you're making a choice...

the wrong one.

When are you kids gonna learn not to place your bets on me?

It was worth a shot.

See you later, Big Man.

Or not.

Bye, Reginald.

Hold up! Wait a minute!

Where are my manners?

You know, it's been a long millennium.

And I can't let you leave without...

Party favors.

- Party what? - It's Claire.

Claire is the key.

"Claire is the key."

That's mysterious.

Any idea what it means?

For every key a key ring?

- So no clue then. - I got nothing.

But it's a start.

Well, let's go home and finish it.

- This should be fun. - Yeah.

Uriel.

What are you doing here?

We all get our hopes up.

Right. Yeah, I, uh...

I said that, but...

Sometimes things don't go our way.

Uh...

Are you all right?

That's not a blessing.

It's a curse.

I was a lamb led astray,

infected by temptation...

By love...

by her.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dude, dude, stop. What are you doing?

Uriel.

I know you're in pain.

But you don't have to do this.

We can talk.

We can just talk.

But I am not a lamb.

I am Uriel.

Soldier of the light,

protector of the innocent.

I cannot let you make another monster.

Hey. No, no, no, no, no, Mike.

Mike, Mike!

I had to do it.

There was no other choice.

He wasn't gonna turn me.

He said no.

He said no!

He said no!

What the fuck?

What the flying fuck?

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