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you

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ha ha steady steady to medium heat

energy Detailers meet up up

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ha ha point the weasel let's just kill

my engine maybe right out of gas

oh yeah maybe I need a new spark plug

well I never did like sweeping anyway

that's that HCD GDP oh yeah for the love

of Pete how can I write a book with you

around I do have a great big tough bird

like you taking a vacation to write a

book sort of sister if you ask me listen

Jeff when I hired you years ago you were

just a downtown prizefighter wait a

minute I've bent down never knocked out

in my life couple years I've allowed you

to share my adventures and now you're

like a brother to me occasionally I've

saved your life oh don't mention it and

you have saved mine

oh and with nothing well now I'm about

to reward you with what you have long

deserved oh yeah what with a poking out

Eric's patio oh yeah well you just fry

it and I'll wrap those legs of yours

around your neck and time on a bone I'd

say if it wasn't for breaking up judge

Hammonds hoping he was good enough to

allow us to use while he's in Florida I

clean up this room with you'll resent

that this room is clean Oh what's the

use

I suppose it is telly for me to try to

write about my adventures but what I've

started I've started now I'm gonna

finish ah no kiddin do you think you can

finish it before your vacation is over

bill yes if I'm not constantly

interrupted by you and the neighbors

they have that neighbours headway yeah

over there's the Randalls and they're

all steamed up about a famous detective

living next door oh how they know who I

was huh I took care of that I told all

the servants well speak of the devil

here comes the old gent from next door

himself well tell him I'm out tell him

I'm stink tell him anything but get rid

of it never mind you leave it to me

is it holding yes sir he's in and he's

very lonely sir oh yes you'll be tickled

to death

hi Joe odo fellow

I'm already glad to see you again again

yes of course I'm Ruben Marshall I was

at the dinner that they gave for you

when you finished up the Macaulay

kidnapping case

Oh oh yes hello just now all right Oh

makalah very well I've been taking a few

lessons myself you know judge Hammond

has us all believing that you're the

greatest detective in the world a small

world

well he's a fine gentleman the judge

incidentally here's the finest whiskey

that I ever caught down my throat your

men will find it on the third shelf on

the left in the cellar

Oh miss Martha this is my Jeff is my

variable assistant and

jack-of-all-trades

glad to know you Jeff see if you can

find out whisky and maintain the high

walls with plenty of ice and plenty of

whiskey hey what's all this oh I'm on

vacation writing a book I don't believe

you I bet you're working on a case in

this neighborhood like a taxi man out

for a drive on his holiday no I'm not

working on a case oh well I'm glad to

hear that mmm hey come along I could

take you golfing no thank you I

I really can't spare the time oh I'm

sorry

well then I'll have to go with Muriel

Randall my nephew's wife you know too

bad and she's a handful Muriel welcome

stranger

yeah cheerio

what in your eye you know Muriel was

divorced from Kamla Snowden before she

married Harry big money settlement - and

she went after Harry Randall hot and

heavy got him and drove him crazy now

women will do that well I mean Harry's

really crazy in the sanitarium ten miles

up the river that's important a bad

situation she still lives with us and

now we poor Harry in a sanitarium she's

gonna have to come his brother that is

unfortunate it's about to drive van out

of her mind - your daughter no no no

Ann's my sister and their mother Oh

ah we're a strange family skeletons

rattling and all the closet till you

can't sleep at night all on account of

you're in a strange part of it is that

an is simply wild about it

adores act yeah well I've got to run

along URI is waiting for me

I'm sorry I can't join you but I just

must finish this book well comforting to

have a detective so close anyhow

hello Muriel let me know darling I

Muriel

so I judge I suppose old father time

here gave you a big load of meat well

not a good size I'd say well just for

that your big bad boy you want wait in

the car I want to talk to mr. Holt alone

so long huh oh yeah yeah yeah I guess

you think I'm a pretty bad egg don't you

darling

uh-huh got that general impression well

I'll let you in on a secret I am now how

do you feel I spanked you oh please do

I'd love it hello template thanks temp

easily you don't mean to say detectives

are human terms well well this is an age

of discovery anyhow what are you doing

tonight

alright writing oh but you're not buying

tomorrow night you're coming over for a

party I mean a social gathering people

music bridge stupid talk another modern

invasion thanks but none of that I never

take no for an answer darling especially

from men you'll probably don't hear it

very often

and tomorrow afternoon I'm picking you

up in the Roadster we'll go places and

drink things well we'll see yeah well

goodbye darling until tomorrow

cute salon

none of my business but you're certainly

a fast worker bill rememorize when you

still got a Poconos coming yeah you only

open March those not a bad sort quite

neighborly too hides an egg he's smart

he came around here to find out what I'm

doing you don't need a vacuum cleaner to

get the dirt around here just for a

couple of drinks to the old man Marshall

God after he become pop goes the weasel

Oh tell me don't you think your tank

Hanna sorry chance is coming here well

everybody else is downstairs but us

that's the point everybody's downstairs

but what did they do find out I wish

they would you know I love you

why don't you come away with me and

we'll be married quick Tommy big panic

come in Oh

Uriel everybody is downstairs waiting

for you I was just going down thanks

Tommy for helping me with my necklace

you better wipe off that lip Rouge first

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hello darling your face looks fun if any

has begun I'm sorry I just had to finish

one more chapter ah let's get along

come on get food off I'll introduce

everybody first and black and Cherokee

later okay

perfect let's go and how predictable my

mother-in-law darling and your host

photography and the sweetest finest

woman in all the world all cheering I

don't deserve her video I would like me

I believe you i'ma go take a good

evening field

she will never grow up I miss mister

oldest Campbell's notes my ex-husband

happy no human stuff he divorced me the

brute for very good reason but I took

him world water of a million on so

you're the great hope and he's still

crazy about me on TV Oh what Tommy some

time

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first of all this is an economy Randall

his brother my current husband he wants

me to devote Terry and Mary with my

husband and incompetence Tommy will

inherit the family for whole Muriel you

mustn't say such things even in fun mr.

Howe doesn't understand Leon

he's a detective but on vacation don't

forget that hello huh

well well if it isn't the old he's off

of herself you came over enjoying

yourself aren't you please

there they are darling I made admirers

all under one since the nollie elephant

the big bad wolf and innocent mrs. Vale

come on I'm going to put you with

circulation darling what'd she mean by

that remark about divorcing Terry and

marrying you thought of man you're the

know Muriel by now whole camel you

certainly can take her seriously

anyhow what's it to you you're not her

husband anymore Tommy that's enough all

right change places

this is mr. Holt the nice man I've been

saving for you Jane Maxwell of the

shattered hot hobby room is shattered

hard that was hardly cereal maybe not

but it's too you know it isn't well

we'll send us the sores on the field of

Honor a week from some Wednesday after

all I've read about you I almost feel

I'm in the presence of a supernatural

being always human all right but you'll

find out for yourself I'm Muriel please

I should explain darling why Jane hates

me so charmingly I stole her sweetie

Harry Randall right from under her

pretty nose not that off with the great

acceptor financially you've gone too far

I'm terribly terribly sorry Jane please

forgive me and the gin course I forgive

you both thanks darling well I ran long

you'll be safe with the detective Jane

congratulations you're a brave girl you

certainly can take it it's time that's

the only thing to do well I like it fine

but if you had clotted ribbons I want to

blame you wouldn't you have arrested me

for not on vacation

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people come and get our way to our

coffee where who's over now I have an

idea let's have some coffee my own

private recipe I've been offered

millions for it

sure that's ours from another garage

yeah I tried it out Simpson bring in

everything I need from my famous rum

coffee a big pardon sir but we have no

round ha sentence how dare you sorry

folks

rum coffee table no phone call I need to

bring some Jamaica era girl good and

I'll go with you no Tommy telephoning

committee is a woman whose work but that

is not goodbye

all right well don't get your back down

on a try Ella I'm afraid I know my dog

is always pretty bad

I've been thank you

I think I'm thinking wrong with it

anyway matter what happens we'll still

be the luckiest find in my life what do

you think that I just happen to be the

girl name is Jenny Maxum man oh I come

on mr. detective we'll see how much you

are right that's right God some Jamaica

Rum and another present for me you

rotten little chiseler you're through

shaking me down good

you're a dear sweet boy and you'll bring

my little present or else you heard me

say no didn't you well that's what I

mean

Jesse darling there's a famous detective

in the house and he'd love to see some

of those are the pieces of paper that

was pin a couple of nice gooey murders

on you pipe down you little idiot all

right you win

but when I get there I want to see you

alone call the garage tell it to put a

soda maker down with my roadster okay -

all right folks everybody get your bets

down all right round it goes where she

stops nobody knows

found a little ball the blow selling

Zoe's gone I'll soon be in the bread

line you better stop it awhile Mireille

all right so put your bets down again

another all what is it mr. Collett is

Croft around he's waiting to see you

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pardon me Jane I want to think this is a

whole alone I'm meeting someone in the

driveway I want to get rid of as quickly

as I can if I'm not back in a moment to

come in look for me and rescue the fair

maiden in distress

I'm not kidding all right thanks darling

got your job never mind that you know

what I came for given to me you give me

what I asked you to bring it I don't

mean rum I told you I was through

playing Santa Claus to you but daddy

darling you're just starting remember

I've still got what it takes to make you

come through where they got that letter

in those text right here where they're

safe yeah well I'll show you how safe

they are no you don't get thanks pal Z

well now the fair maiden distress has

been rescued when we play next well

let's play hide and seek hide your eyes

darling

oh you can look now the gentleman you

see below is none other than mr. Gus

Coletti favorite distributor of

alcoholic entertainment in this

community

he also operates a nightclub which

enjoys a very evil reputation

we must go sometime oh so you're back in

town I was hoping you trade that

carnation for Lilly who is that guy

pardon me mr. hole allow me to introduce

mr. keleti mr. keleti mr. ho hi I'm mr.

keleti an officer join us mr. keleti mr.

holder's a well-known detective of that

name you double-crossing little

two-timer till time Oh mr. keleti you

don't know the half of it you haven't

been shooting off your mouth have you no

not yet well good-bye mr. keleti you're

leaving alright but I'll be back and

when I do I'll get what I come after

what is this oh I have something that

mr. keleti would like to get back but I

found it more to my advantage to keep it

there's a lady mean laptop don't say it

mr. holder I'll have to wash your mouth

out with some of Snowden's rum coffee

come on

it's tremendous it's colossal in fact

it's not that thank you don't you ever

lose your money you can earn a living

inventing new drinks oh I think this for

you

I was afraid it will be gone by the time

you got that thank you Andy yes and you

how do you like it Mary oh it's perfect

thank you good stuff no all right thank

you hey everybody good stuff on a cane

tom up let's try the wheel again good

idea nobody can lose now come on folks

let's start walking out of Tom I don't

you try my new drink no thing I prefer

my rum and coffee separate I'm gross

Campbell you'll have to take me again

come out on the grand I want to speak to

you

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here you look worn out for child and

it's a special attention and crowd so

much in life she's had a very exciting

either well it would you pardon me

please

really

under dancing shall we I'd like to

oh boy I was getting home early tonight

I want to do another chapter before

promised to work tonight so I can take

you for a drive tomorrow if y'all come

then you have it I'm saying it nice some

of us are invited for the weekend

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yo yo what's matter and I'm dead of the

world I'm all-in pickup all tonight

don't run off like that

it's barely 12 o'clock come on old-timer

I'll be seeing you

good night darling

all right New Year's over taxes health

I'm gonna take her upstairs put her to

bed

oh that's too bad all the perverse that

the femininity she takes the pomp that

she has overtakes itself miss trans that

rabbit you don't know where it I do

that's true

out on the fourth just now she with all

steel spring two dynamics then of a

sudden she goes sour and beats it in

here

what she needs is a good rent or Cheney

is a good vicar

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you didn't get the stuff did you know I

told you that baby was dynamite what's

he got on you anyway guys well I may as

well split she pinched that letter I got

from big nose Louie yeah you mean the

one naming his prize for knocking off

them monkeys are tries to muscle in on

us

yeah not only that he's got the canceled

check I gave him to the job what it's

slap your word how you know two boys on

it that waiting to burn them

I was just keeping them in case in case

a lot in case Louie ever got into a jam

about it try to leave us holding the bag

as she got you in a spot listen I'm

going back there tonight and I'll get

that stuff if I have to break her neck

what idea oh absolutely

well if we dream the whole tube

ethically bound he wishes to say good

night

oh yeah okay

I want to thank you for it splendid

evening mrs. Randall why you're not

going already

yes I must it's only ten minutes fast

well how's noodle mother oh poor dear

she fell asleep the instant her head

touched the pillow oh good I'm ready for

bed myself I think that coffee must have

had some sleep producing quality well

the rest of them seemed why the way you

know oh yes they do

well nothing to our neighbor I hope

you'll see you often well thank you good

night good night good night good night

MA good night good night

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hey who are you shooting at his next

door advance let's go over and see what

happened

hold occupied you can they get here

quickly spots alright if he did we

wanted to move him how did he get away

from her sweetie

why did he come here what happened who

here shot my brother he was on the roof

sir

I thought he was a burglar let me

giggles will it be all right I'm afraid

not

that gunshot wound was bad enough all

off the roof didn't help him any all

he's trying to say something yes darling

its mother all right it's settled that

city cur I do then give that dirty car

what does he mean Oh

take him inside I'll see if everything's

all right now come on you come along

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okay

smacks well there's Maxwell is he dead

Oh how did this happen I don't know I

came in inform there if I fingered

please let me go to my room I'll get

someone to help you

no no one quite all right I don't need

anyone for where is your room just down

the hall I'll make it along

this baby's plenty dead yeah it looks

like the end of camel Snowdon say that's

a keen looking pig sticker I'll bet it

cost a lot of dough I don't touch it Jeb

wait a minute he wasn't killed with that

knife stuck on the head well somebody

got it it's all covered with blood

you'd better see who it was

yeah

that it comes for the but on that night

you take that guy over there John it

don't know so matter to the local police

to find out sure we're on our vacation

just Poland again about the dock he left

that 15 minutes ago

you ought to be here but now there's no

mystery about the case gentlemen hey

Randall is responsible for both deaths

unquestionably yeah but we got to make

an investigation you know we don't see

when the medical examiner gets here oh

I'm just saying that undoubtedly poor

Harry was responsible for both tragedies

yes I heard you don't you think so well

I never jump to conclusions or gentlemen

the famous mr. hold mr. MacDougal our

district attorney

lalla and sergeant ocean of the Homicide

Squad I am and this is Mike Jeffries my

right-hand man mr. Holt was present when

Harry confessed yes that's right I

understand you're on vacation mr. Holt

so I imagine you won't Kent interest

yourself in this case oh I'm sure that

you Jed will be able to handle it on

satisfactorily hello the hawk been

waiting for you all right Oh dr. Berger

mr. Holt well let's get it over but it

won't take long your work will be merely

routine upstairs doc

nothing's been touched gentlemen tough

luck

no chance for fingerprints there that's

carved handle won't take them an odd

looking piece of hardware ID not to be

hard to trace Harry was always thinking

about landish things like that all right

doc look him over

something strange here this man wasn't

killed with that dagger he died of a

fractured skull there's nothing strange

about it

Harry used the knife to kill Muriel and

something else on Snowden what caused

the fracture doc I don't know some heavy

object with a rounded surface exactly

well shall we go to his other victim

just a minute I don't like the looks of

this setup well this order will help

chief iron pipe it's the good though

right

where'd you find it by the side of the

house dried blood and plenty of it

oh man you see that in the light please

sergeant sure well I guess that settles

it that piece of pipe is undoubtedly the

weapon that Harry used when he killed

Snowden I guess you're right thanks

sergeant

Oh bark take this downstairs to mcgurns

and tell him to check the fingerprints

with Harry Randall's right well hold any

suggestions no judgment you're doing

very well let's take a look on the girls

room there any old Fleur I guess so

you like flowers don't you bill I guess

oh why smells nice too

what did this come from over by that

window

nice going Irishman you got a neighbor

murderer there's some off that pipe oh I

get you

you're going to stuff a mattress how can

we no question about what caused her

death

the jugular vein is completely severed

for real

she died just as she lived violently you

go ahead with your work sergeant while I

take care of this right

what do you make of this gentleman the

chamois bag on open well I'd say the

lady carried something that she valued

in it sure something she kept with her

all the time well whoever yanked it off

was in one awful hurry doesn't suggest

robbery

sure does what jewelry did the lady have

mr. Marshall oh nothing but a wristwatch

in a couple of rings she didn't like

jewelry well haven't you forgotten the

string of pearls she was wearing them

last night

that's right a memento every day is the

campbell snowden cost the old boy it's

92 well let's have a look around for the

jewelry the ship has sailed

this jewel box is empty well gentlemen

if it was robbery they overlooked these

I had a little difficulty getting them

all four fingers rigor mortis the

stiffening of death you know yes I

understand well I guess that eliminates

your robbery theory how about the pearls

my friend will undoubtedly find them in

Harry Randall's pocket just in sergeant

Harry Randall's fingerprints are the

only ones in this pipe it looks very

much as if that settles the case all

except the pearls all right McGurn just

to satisfy mr. Holt will you take a look

- Harry's clothes for those pearls I've

looked all through mother was in his

room just now and there weren't any

pearls am i right not a pearl in a

trunkful old never mind the pearls

Randall's our man all right I secure

some kind of funny about all this but he

confessed what more do you want I want

to get everybody together and asking

questions what for for my report well

alright if you want to add to the

heartaches of this family but that's

sort of foolishness I suppose we can't

stop you come on

all this trouble about a string of beads

Simpson

what are you doing upstairs I went up to

inform mrs. Randall that mr. hope was

leaving and wished to say good night

is there any way to prove that does

anybody see you I have to say Colson

what are you driving I just wanted to

know I can prove it sir I saw mrs. Van

Gogh while while she was standing at

Mariel's door saying good night ever see

that before

une Douce huh never awesome stop it

he's right Olsen cannot the rough stuff

all right

you know everybody's story not one of us

left our rooms all night long that's not

true I left my room mr. Hall found me

and mr. Snowden's room Jane yes I

fainted you've been explained miss

Maxwell I was awakened by the shot and

then I heard a heavy fall outside the

house Ilana please well I I went into

the hall mr. Snowden's room was lighted

and his door was open so I stepped in to

ask them what happened then I saw him

lying on the floor by the knife and you

fainted yes there's only one possible

explanation

Harry Randall poor lad committed both

murders I'm convinced Allah oh well also

I think we better go sure any deductions

or theories mr. doe nothing everything

run to suit you perfectly well that'll

be all anything Evelyn sergeant

just a moment Jane I want to talk to you

I'm so glad you told us what was what

about being a mr. Snowden Jerome I was

very much worried about you

what was I you were the last one in the

world I would have wanted to find there

under such circumstances mr. Holt will

you do me a favor a very great favor oh

yes it's possible I want to declare

Harry Randall's name of the murder

ha ha I said if it were possible what do

you mean

seems to be goofy see exactly but you

couldn't think it's when instant you've

known Harry as I did well I'll admit you

have the advantage of me there I can't

stand by and Peterman all those awful

climbs on that poor dead boy he was

innocent you know it and I know are you

still in love with him I loved him one

but that was all over when he married

Miriam white is concerned about him now

it's the injustice of they're trying to

blacken his memory to shield someone

else hi Jane

I'll see what I can do oh I'm a school

I'll have lots to do so you please try

and get some rest

oh ho love is blind not as fine as

you'll be if I put this in your eye huh

huh

oh come on Oh mr. ho boy huh okay huh

Thanks

well I heard you wanted to see me I have

something of yours that I've been

wanting to return for some time white

carnation my good friend Jeff found it

he mr. Snowden's room after he was

murdered I thought maybe you had dropped

it listen hope there's a million guys

where white carnations alright just a

passing thought I heard you tell you

were coming back later

sure I did I wasn't in that much of a

hurry

you take your hand out of your pocket

sis Cosmo no if you like must be

perspiring morale hmm never mind my hand

oh I don't mind it at all but yeah it's

the idea of going around a house with a

gun in your hand you might fight my

guess I was out in the garage looking

for ranks anything more Holt another

thing I can think of I guess we'll go

right

but is it a mr. hope to see you dr. old

oh yes show even doctor the Figge mr.

Holt well how do you do mr. high that

there yes sit down please thank you

what can I do for you well doctor I am

interested unofficially of course in the

unfortunate Randall affair and I would

like to get some information regarding

Harry Randall and then I'll be very glad

to cooperate with you of course but I am

afraid that I would totally adopt er I'm

trying to prove Harry Randall's

innocence I hope you succeed it will

take a lot of responsibility of my

children's well was Henry handled a

violent patient only occasionally in

fact for the greater portion of a time

he was quite irrational until something

caused him to change well had he been

acting an unusual manner previous to his

escape no he seemed other quiet until

about three o'clock in the afternoon but

he had a visitor and after she left he

seemed morose and nervous she a yes an

old friend

in fact useful fiancee Miss Jane Maxwell

her visit must have Betty more excited

than usual because immediately after we

had learned a bit escape we found with

my poor old Airedale dog Buster dead

with his skull crushed him well that's

very interesting doctor just a few

moments before young Randall died he

muttered something about having gotten

that cur she was supposed to be a

confession couldn't be possible that he

was referring to your dog paralyzed

sincerely hope so mr. old I would like

to get a few hairs we don't mind from

your dog to compare them with some hairs

found on a piece of pipe that was

supposed to have killed mr. Snowden

certainly come with me please

Oh doctor if it becomes necessary I can

rely on you as a witness

yes of course thank you no sir man we

don't go to no murder pick you tonight

since all them killings at the Randall

every time I hear the noise I turned

white as a sheet

ah just the doorbell honey you can call

me back when every differ after why

thanks with in gnosis she won't be back

for several hours I want to leave this

banks for the sample of iconography yes

but then a sensual body no I mean only

the note for the best one I saw right

there took this just have yourself

sorry I had to pop in on you this late

but I had to go the vandals truth I've

been trying to help an did you get my

note yes I intend is dropping in on you

that's why I didn't call

bill ah I think I'm about to make a

confession

go ahead I enjoy a good confession now

men hi mister what's the matter with you

many things being a mere man the point

is what's wrong with you about her

arrival in those pearls of murals that

are missing are you interested at all

very much

well on the afternoon before the murders

I want to pay my to see Harry I hadn't

heard anything about him in months he

was so glad to see me it was pitiful

unfortunately I mentioned the health

party for that night why unfortunately

he answered Campbell Snowden would be

there I had to say yes it rolled into a

fury

why should him jealousy and a string of

pearls that Snowden had given Maria she

refused to return them after the divorce

Harry called him a badge of infamy he

wanted them returned to Snowden that's

natural any way to quiet him I promised

I'd go to Muriel room that night and get

the pearls and give them to him so I

took them where are they now in an

instant of my apartment

bill I just can't stand the word them

any longer and you want me to get them

and keep them for you please would you

lady

my first miracle

bill but what a relief

what must you have thought of me though

oh we won't go into that now all right

tell me what about this big surprise of

yours

well I've proven beyond all doubt that

Harry Randall is innocent of those

murders

oh that wonderful tell me how did you

find out very simple the hairs on that

pipe came from dr. Agnew's Airedale dog

there were no human hairs on it at all

dddd percent

are you going to tell the police oh

maybe it won't be necessary

why must we going you're going nowhere

you're my prisoner

you're staying right here and having

chicken dinner with me sounds good but

I'm a solid say Jessica take the ugly

chicken in the world and party to a bird

of paradise mmm hi Bill get that big

mouth of yours over did you hear me your

half-baked detective come & get it

my mistake dinner is served not but

Lecoq of you certainly hasn't in from a

way of addressing you well out a couple

of fellow save each other's lies a few

times they generate drop formalities

good hello mrs. Snowden's Butler

I understand you've interested yourself

and those murders well I have some very

important information to tell you about

them just a moment okay

do you know Snowden's Butler Jenkins yes

cool noise voice redden well listen but

don't talk what did you say this is

Jenkins sir mr. Snowden's Butler but

could you come here at once sir it's

very important

well can't you tell me now not on the

telephone sir yes sir but mr. Snowden's

home I'll be waiting sir thank you sir

okay now keep on being a good boy and

maybe I'll give you a smack on the nose

with this but the idea Joe that's

playing safe that's all

get the car Jeff right we'll drop you

off at your apartment Jean oh please let

me go with you after all don't you since

I have a right to be curious about those

murders very well beautiful lady your

slightest wish is our command come on

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come on Jackson

good evening respectful Jackson this is

mr. Holt and mr. Jeffries how do you do

gentlemen well here we are yes here we

are

stick them up and hi all right Eddie

Briscoe that's swell now we're all ready

to go for a little ride amen we're

pulling the border I'm not going off a

dick is taking enough chances let's call

it the boss how can Lee when you get

smart and pull a telephone out the

closest one at a filling station we'll

call them from there okay

all right in here

sit down over there we're going out to

phone the boss see did they behave

themselves when we get back okay

how do you like this mr. detective

not bad I want to like the ending much

better all I'm asking is for one of

youse to start something

you'll never make it buddy

handsome fellow our God don't you think

mr. Hulk very amazed his hometown is

quite proud of him

they'll soon be erecting a monument to

his memory all right all right

I got it yeah take it - candles yes

Jane are you all right yes I think so

yeah take a look at it hey the next time

you have to throw me out of the way my

friend don't be so rough about it will

you I'm sorry dude I just had to get you

by the way are you all right mm-hmm

he'll never hang Jeff you better get

ready to welcome the returning delegate

what was the whole time so sorry about

all it's happened

now you see why I had to call you all

right Jake I said what's your fault did

you ever see any those men before yes

sir that one he was a friend of mr.

keleti coletti's yes sir he came here

with mr. keleti a few days ago he was

driving mr. Khaled his car or they was

at well that was the day before

poor mr. Snowden passed on sir I

remember distinctly because that was the

famous to smoke indeed mr. keleti the

knife a knife yes sir dagger mr. keleti

had admired very much what time of day

was Caleta here well about Noons could

you describe that dagger right oh there

it is sir in that photograph okay yeah

but

say that's the big sticker she got it

with when was this picture taken at a

costume ball sir was taken before they

were divorced

Jane patty knows I'm taking you home

okay and Jenkins I want you out of here

before those men return I was just about

to suggest that and forget everything

that happened indeed yes

hey boys you don't want us to bump off

that Maxwell Dean to do you well it all

depends why as she showed up what hope

the other guy we got em over to Snowden

place you mean you let that sit there

alone with a guy like Holt beat it back

there and wait for us is that coming on

all right so it's all right we use the

clothes car

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you're wrong about that vehicle any

enticement oh I'll break your re snake

and stem alright I got a good look at it

when I started after from that side

we'll finally muscle started trading is

it means that we've dropped Jade I'm

going to shoot it out with him I got a

better idea

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Coletti owner of a nightclub

was badly injured and Tony Kozma know

who was riding with him was instantly

killed last night when their car left

the highway well Jeff almost approved

the old adage that he who lives by the

sword shall die by the sword

yeah but guys like Colette Ian Kahn's

men oh don't use swords so see who that

is

big papa may I see mr. Hult sure come on

in

oh hello Simpson wha-what is it

I thought you oughta know sir I saw

someone bidding these things in the

garden said so

Oh scabbard for dagger this is

interesting

who's bearing them mr. Marshall sir Raju

perfectly imagine old Marshall being

interested in gardening that's what I

thought what's this usual I don't know

sir when did you see my job Barrington

it's about three o'clock this morning

sir it was moonlight and I was looking

out of my window I I'm having difficulty

in sleeping sir after my parking for

Harry's death I don't wonder

what are you doing I just saw Simpson

digging here he picked up something and

put in his pocket that's strange I

where'd he go over to Holt

he's still there I'm afraid I better be

getting back sir well I'm glad you

brought these you did the right thing

Simpson keep up the good work

thank you sir well this is a pretty

scuttle of suds very say that's been

scabbard for that pig sticker right you

are my boy what's this stuff I liason I

can read my deputies puzzle what's it

for I'm not sure but I'm going to find

out

here we are highest and no difference

sir this thing doesn't get much

information cover the encyclopedia of

the ages

yes they all that they scared the big

brave detective it begs a right to the

heart a better give me that gun it's

lurid you may shoot yourself I mean I'm

an expert with guns record a lot of

medals in degrees shamsher is Richard

are you watching nice funny

I've ever had in here that could happen

to me before suppose not

your gun is no good I wish me huh wish

me wish you had a couple of drinks to me

tomorrow

yes forget it huh Oh boss what's a

couple I have rent the skates between

friend okay babe getting back your lungs

yeah yeah it's a good idea I think it's

Homer I'd ever alright I can make it I

can hit the door a man thank you

did that guy have a million dollar bond

on ya beauty for a man I didn't have any

liquor on his breath

you mean it he did he would exactly well

mammootty's uncle I tell ya I didn't

croak Muriel why did you kill Snowden I

had to

he was gonna holler and wake up

everybody so I got him in his own room

cracked him on the head

well don't worry guys I'll handle

everything

I am worried what about my wife and kid

no way to take care of when I croak guts

no water have money the way Muriel has

been shaking me down fat chance

yes I'll see that the wife and kid are

taken care of as long as they live but

you've got to do something for me okay

what is it

but everything points to Coletti do

first attractive Muriel will he be back

yes second you find the carnation and

snow whose rooms correction Jeff found

it you detective third you learn the

dagger had been given him by Snowden

that same day and the best part of it is

you tried to bump you off

so did Ruben Marshall laugh that off ah

don't overlook a little matter of

Marshall baring that scabbard and the

ball of Eisen

yes that's right at highest and played

an important part in those murders at

least a matter of murals and Colette II

didn't have a chance of said that to her

what was the effect of - well dilated

pupils of the eyes caused a sudden

weariness and a desire for sleep that

describes me real exactly after she came

in from the porch with snogging I'll be

polite and concede you one murder for

Coletti thank you but why not so save

this old bird must have been the

champion athlete the barnyard he's tough

but good we're going out and get my

teeth into him oh you're just getting

old that's all that chicken was killed

fresh three hours ago

that's a trouble it should have been

fried immediately before rigor mortis

set in rigor mortis the rigidness of

death well what a fool idly was a luck

what is sad that's what I've been trying

to tell you all these years

Oh Jeff go to the back door and call

Simpson have him come over here as fast

as he can yes sir just what might you be

driving it you'll see when I got a whack

at Simpson oh don't tell me you would

try to put the blame on poor old Simpson

he's no murderer oh don't forget he

killed Harry Randall

well that was an accident bill you're

impossible no I would was surprised eh

dad I am highly improbable I mean I was

in the dark thanks to Jeff's tough

chicken I've seen the light let me Jean

ruben marshall has considerable

political power in this community has me

yeah why so much so they might be able

to influence certain police officials or

I should think so mmm-hmm

that ties everything up beautifully what

does this dude system oh gosh that poor

old fellow probably be too frightened to

talk not Simpson here he is built

oh hello Simpson it's nothing serious I

just want to ask a few questions tell me

was Coletti at the Randalls during the

day before the murders yes sir he came

to deliver champagne for the Prophet

what time of day about half after 12:00

I should season mm-hmm he left Snowden's

at noon so he must have gone to your

place next yes sir I recall you saying

you just come from there was he wearing

a top coat yes sir he hung it on the

nail in the kitchen to the top of the

set of stairs he had to arrange some way

in the cellar I see then anyone who came

in the kitchen could have seen it

oh yes sir tell me when mrs. Randall was

saying at night to Muriel how close were

you to the door oh rather close sir do

you still remember the conversation oh

yes sir mrs. Randall said good night

dear you'll feel better in the morning

then she said here's Simpson he's come

to her by that buzzer

what makes he said oh absolutely

now repeat what Muriel said oh I'm

afraid I can't sir I couldn't hear what

she said

tell me the Randall family at home why

yes well tell them come over here at

once tell them I have a surprise for

them a surprise

oh yes sir you and your surprises say

when he gets that look in his eyes

something's gonna pop maybe he solved

the crime already there's no maybe about

it Jeff I have thanks for that tough

chicken of yours then I must be some

good in the world after all that

chickens showed me that Muriel was dead

at least three hours before Snowden

something I should have noticed

immediately how do you know that because

when we examined Snowden's body it was

limp but the doctor had difficulty in

getting the Rings from Uriel's fingers

because her body was rigid clever these

boy detectives now I know there were two

murderers then Coletti killed Muriel of

course but who murdered no know Iran

Jeanne Coletti kill Snowden not Muriel

oh that don't make sense bill such

crimes usually don't

will you stop torturing us tell us what

happened Muriel told me that she had

something Coletti wanted back and I

heard him threaten to return for it

whatever it was he came back and stole

it Muriel was already dead

hi then she was dead when I was in her

room

oh of Snowdon surprise caladium Uriel's

room and recognized the knife which you

killed her as the one he had given

Coletti that morning this is getting

better and better

Snowden accused Coletti of killing her

naturally Coletti was in a spot and when

Snowden ran into the hall to give the

alarm Coletti followed him struck him on

a head and then dragged him back into

his own room where we found you Jane but

why didn't he take the dagger with him

because Coletti hope it would pin

murrow's murder on Snowden that's why he

planted it near the body

the boy could be right how about Muriel

Muriel was dead before I left the party

a little after 12:00 oh that's

impossible

she talked without just a moment before

you left Simpson heard them Simpson

heard and not Muriel that was a trick

yo-yo was dead

are you saying that an zan who took the

dagger out of Collette his pocket and

put the hyacinth and yo-yos copy Oh

Villa I can't believe it why Anna's my

friend one of my very best friend

she's too good to kind and she's been a

fine mother yes it's pretty bad why

would she do it

she's not Muriel do you think she could

really love a woman would ruin her son

Harry's life it was about to do the same

to her other boy Beverly all right now

Oh Jeff prepared some drinks but I tell

you to serve them bring them through the

library I get you

Phil you want be cruel with mr.

wholesome for us I believe yeah oh hello

miss Rand oh hi Sean

hello how are you thank you and how's

your target practice these days room for

improvement I'm afraid how much you're

stepping everyone sit down please I came

over to enjoy some of Jeff's famous

fried chicken but it turned out that

yourself yes it does that sometimes

Oh Simpson told you had a surprise of

some sort I guess I'm afraid I have well

though what's up I'm sorry to have to

bring it up but it concerns the murders

in your home mrs. Randall oh I was never

satisfied with the assumption that Harry

Randall committed those murders at the

request of mrs. Maxwell I've done some

investigating in fact I know definitely

who killed Muriel and mr. Snowden result

my investigation is quite a surprise oh

wait we hold I have a little surprise

for you yes the district attorney called

me up just before we left the house and

informed me that Coletti had just died

committed and left the signed statement

confessing both murders why that's

almost unbelievable well then I suggest

that you call the district attorney oh

no that's fine

seems as I'm wrong well my face has been

read before use like this is deserving

of a drink yeah

Oh Jeff you're calling me yes will you

bring in some refreshments of course now

that settles everything must be quite a

relief for you mrs. Randall to know that

your son was innocent oh yes yes indeed

by the way what was that surprise you

had for us hmm

right oh uh yes miss Maxwell and I and

have this conclusion that we'll get

married tomorrow and go on our honeymoon

holy well that's great well Jane I'm so

glad

why this is a surprise yes isn't it I'm

told you know very very good say what

over this calls for a double celebration

excuse me

Oh Jeb hurry up with the drinks what's

that oh absolutely

somebody speaking to me now it's not on

would you want to sworn a Jeff was

talking to me out there yes

I'll never mind soon as we get to the

future this is hope Jane I'm so glad

foil mister hold is a kind man I'm sure

you'll be very happy

poor Jess that mobile gone look on his

face as we started up the gangplank and

he'll get over it

he's going hunting up the counters alike

a day he'll in radiogram fear miss hope

oh thanks what is it bill

oh what a shame she was only trying to

save her home and the good name of your

family yes it was your duty to arrest

her wasn't it of course but I was sure

it would turn out this way

but what it hadn't I was prepared for

that it's a funny world Jean after all

we all aren't happiness of this tragedy

hey Bill if there's any food left will

you get through bring it out the

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